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    #1 10 Feb 2012 17:57

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    So you think you had a hard childhood? Well fuck you, its got nothing on mine. My mum practically kicked my ass out of the house before i even hit 13, and i never eve met my dad. My only friend till I was 10 was the faggot next door who was always beating the shit out of me & telling me i wasn't worth it shit. Its not even like i had a choice, the town fucking had something like 9 people living in it. I shit you not. My entire adolescence was just moving around from place trying to get along with people who didn't even want me.


    You think that's the worst? My only friend was a Asian guy in his thirty's or something who only hang out with me because he thought i could get him laid. The only perk was that i got to hang around a cute ginger chick, she was flat as a pancake sure, but damn she was a totally nymph. She must of been a sadist or some shit because she always took pleasure in hitting me & telling me how she loved to get wet.


    But dear god the bane of my existence was the adult couple that i could NOT seem to avoid. You know these types of couples that are absolutely sickening, like they wear matching outfits & finish each other's sentences? Yeah they were fucking creepers, and they had a cat which was at least twice as annoying as they were i swear this thing would never shut the fuck up.

    Like i said i ended up moving from town to town getting into fights with other kids & sometimes even adults from time to time


    .....The only thing that kept me going was my dream... to become the pokemon master.