Read the fucking books, fucking, read!

Enough to get into my internet with your fucking Tolstoy and Pushkin.

Wait, wait, now I will exhale.

Well, you fucking, write the following: the face scratched. Why you are so asshole?

Remember: they do want to piss in your ears.

Read it fucking yourself!

Do not know a single work of Tolstoy? No? Congratulations, you are a normal person!

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We need to shoot a new video.

What is there in the trends? Oh my God. No, I'm definitely not going to shoot this video.

Oh, it's trending to raise serious topics on YouTube. Well, blaspheme, let's talk.

Bitch, fagot, read it! Take it and read it! Take it, bitch, book in hand and read!

Read the fucking books fucking! Read, fagot, read, bitch, read fucking books fucking! Read, scum!

And what book to read, Dima?

All that was before it was a complete garbage: donning condoms on the head, Shurygina, Blue Whales, wrapping with scotch tape. It's just nonsense, shit. YouTube has always been that way.

But now a really serious bullshit is starting to happen. Perhaps the most serious bullshit for the whole existence of YouTube.

The Ministry of Culture of the Russian Federation envades YouTube.

Hey, MinCult, stop. This is not your territory. Where are you fucking, invading? Where should we go?

You, creakers, and so flooded the entire media space.

Music, movies, newspapers - all for you. For the new year Pugachev with Petrosian, some movies about fuck, about smegma, which are interesting only to fucking grandfathers.

The program that dumb young people do not know about when Pushkin was born. Fuck it funny, fuck.

Enough to invade into my internet with your fucking Tolstoy and Pushkin!

Yes, I fuck on your Pushkin, when he was born and when he died. I do not give a shit. We fucked you on the Internet. We look at pictures and videos and do not bother anyone.

But you came here. Started to shut down sites, bought the most fucked YouTube faggots and want to use them to shit more on the Internet.

No. Fuck.

And now the essence of the story.

A week ago, among the most dumb bloggers, an epic zoo was formed, headed by Daddy of Sasha Spielberg.

Sasha`s Daddy built the zoo of faggots in a harmonious ranks and led to a meeting with the Minister of Culture.

So, bloggers in company with the minister of culture solve important questions. The composition was seriously impressed even by the experienced staff of the Ministry of Culture.

Sasha Spielberg, Julia Pushman, who have little idea what is going on and where they are, fucking, are.

Maksimka 100500, for seven years has swearing in the camera against the backdrop of a leopard carpet, also suddenly decided to engage in enlightenment.

Maxim Brandt, a month ago, bursting balls with his crotch and wiping his ass on the asphalt, with an important appearance, sits on a chair.

A little sorry for the Unpleasant Eldar, who was not even called there. After all, no more than two weeks ago he almost cried a video in his soy that he was not signed for "Let them talk".

Nikolai Sobolev is an indefatigable struggler against a donning of condoms on his head and throwing bottles, sitting in the office of MinCult with a rather lost sight. Although, in his videos, he swore and swore that with such people in one field it would not sit down. Well, sorry, now you have to shoot collaborations with Sasha Spielberg.

We use a human-cake near the monument to Pushkin!

At the meeting, bloggers were shown a film about allegedly blunt students. Although, as it later became known, it all turned out to be a setup and a fake.

But Sobolev proudly inserted a thread into his video. In which he mockingly commented on the interviewed boys and girls and, as a result, fucked up.

Now one of those girls is seriously saying that she will deal with Kolya in court. Shrouded by popular unrest Sobolev made a whole review of this, where he said that the girl is lying and this is all a provocation and not true. And he, Nikolai Sobolev, is the smartest among all videobloggers: among the reviewers of the cattle-vidos with mobile phones and adult peasants wiping the ass about asphalt.

Congratulations, Kolyan! You're cool.

Then Kolka-hater says that at the meeting only two questions were asked: why do not young people know what Tolstoy wrote and what to do about it?

You fucking, what's serious? Tolstoy? Wait, wait, now I will exhale.

Do not know a single work of Tolstoy? Congratulations! You are a normal person.

This shit fucked nobody, what then.

Okay, let's analyze what the Ministry of Culture wants us to do together with fucking bloggers and rooster Sobolev.

Do you even know who Count Tolstoy is? What is he, fuck, great?

Are you out there, fucked at all?

Count was a douchebag aristocrat in life in the third generation.

The only things that Count Tolstoy did in his writing life was booze, went about whores and played cards.

And in the cards he fucked so badly that he had to sell several of his villages.

Yes, yes, the count had many HIS villages where people lived and worked.

330 people. In this case, Graf very much loved to teach others.

Although, in general, was an empty place.

The older brothers called him so: the little fellow.

How did Count managed to become a great, fucking writer?

Everything is very simple.

Imagine a Russian YouTube on which only one channel is the channel of Sasha Spielberg.

You can only subscribe to it.

No other fucking, no. At all.

And 120 years later, Internet culture ministers are swearing at a new generation that does not remember a single video of the classic blogger Sasha Spielberg.

And now they quickly remembered what Sasha Spielberg used to say when she climbed into the tub with the chips, feces uncultured!

That's it, guys, with Tolstoy, a similar bullshit.

Well, dick with him, that Graf was just an asshole.

But Graf did not know how to write.

He was very fond of, but he could not.

Do not be lazy, read the short story "Turtle".

It is very small, but in this story the whole Tolstoy.

Half a page of selective garbage.

And, fucking, to write it so as asshole, it was necessary to try hard.

Repeating words, tautologies, parasitic rhymes, ambiguities, a huge number of garbage words.

Fuck, the Count in all seriousness writes that the dog has a mouth.

The turtle scraped the dog's mouth, fuck.

The mouth scratched.

The mouth is a person's. And a dog has a muzzle.

A sample of the culture of the hue.

Well, write, you fucking: the muzzle scratched. Julie you like an asshole?

And this is just one of many thousands of Tolstoy blunders.

Do you know why the book "War and Peace" is so cumbersome?

You will not be told at school.

Tolstoy took for the author's sheet 500 pre-revolutionary rubles.

1 pre-revolutionary ruble is approximately 700 current.

In the novel about 15 such sheets.

And, by not complicated mathematical calculations, we get, approximately, 5.05 million current rubles (88,000 $).

For one book. WTF, right?

That's such a fucking culture bloggers together with the Minister of Culture want forcibly sell to us.

Read it fuck yourself!

But they forget about one very important point: an adult, having opened a frankly fucking book, will close it and forget it.

But the child is completely helpless before the asshole-graphomaniacs.

And this will be the first and last book that he read in his life.

He, fuckin , never in his life will approach the books if he is forced to read "War and Peace".

He will think that all books are like that.

Guys, no, honestly. Not all books are like that.

There are good books, fun, interestingly written.

I, maybe, will take a video about what is really worth reading.

But this is not about my tastes.

It's about what you need to do with this.

Please do not be stupid.

Ignore the roosters-bloggers who work with the Ministry of Culture.

Do not you dare listen to them, if they try to squander something like Tolstoy.

Send them fuck.

Remember that they want to piss in your ears.

They want to piss in the ears of people who are for you decide what you read and what not to read.

Where to go, and where not to go.

What to watch and what not to watch.

Read books that you like yourself.

Read what you like! Read what you think is necessary!

Take the book in your hands and start reading!

Do not know what to read?

Read reviews, reviews on the Internet. Read the descriptions.

Solve only yourself.

Fuck off the lessons of literature, when Tolstoy and the old ancient assholes pass there.

Read anything, but not this one.

You can even read books on psychology.

Then you can easily determine what motivates the nurse who pisses you in the kitchen for absenteeism in literature lessons.

All the best to you.

With you was a well-known literary critic Karina.

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