To Bomb a Clock Town, Session 2

<DM> so, last time... instead of taking Smithy's request to reactivate a volcano with a large bomb.....
<DM> you decided you'd go to threaten Clock Town with it so you could steal the money in their bank and then use the money to hire the Gorons to do the job for you
<DM> you encountered some resistance on the way back, and after a tough battle, you rested at the South Inn for the night
<DM> -=QUEST CONTINUE=-
<DM> *IN YOUR DREA- okay I won't be that mean
<SandorClegane> no more fish people
<SandorClegane> cults
<DM> *You both collapse at the inn upon coming in contact with the beds. Their comfiness reminds you of... I have no idea, cause I don't know either of your backstories. Just think warm and cuddly thoughts, unlike Popo.*
<DM> *You both awaken the next morning to the sound of yelling from downstairs, from the lobby entrance.*
<Dhoo> It's probably nothing.
<SandorClegane> im going to choose not to investigate that need to stay inconspicuos
<DM> *Well unfortunately, that's the only way out of here... officially, at least.*
<Dhoo> Let's sneak out the window.
<DM> *There's windows that you could drop from onto the main street.*
<SandorClegane> or a nearby roof top
<Dhoo> Let's go.
<DM> *On the east side of the inn is a window towards the main road. On the west side of the inn is a window facing back alleyways.*
<SandorClegane> the west side will prolly work better
<Dhoo> Yep.
<DM> *There isn't anyone on the west side, as far as you can tell.*
<SandorClegane> its an alley wayv theres always a bum and a cat
<DM> *You can see a cat passing by. There is no sight of any bums.*
<Dhoo> Not even our own?
<DM> *Well, if you look at each other that way, then I suppose there is.*
<Dhoo> Quit making an ass of yourself.
<DM> *You hear footsteps slowly ascending the stairs up towards you.*
<Dhoo> I forgive you. Let's turn the other cheek.
<DM> *There seems to be a sudden pause in the yelling from the entrance.*
<Dhoo> Bottom's up!
* Dhoo hops out the window.
<DM> (west window?)
<Dhoo> Yes.
<DM> *You jump on the window without opening it. The glass is rather fragile, so you pass through just fine.*
<DM> *Roll Courage vs. 5 successes.*
<Dhoo> $5d10
<Tatl> Dhoo: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 4, 5, 5 and 9. Total: 25. Successes: 3.
<Dhoo> ha
<SandorClegane> ill just follow dhoo
<DM> *Dhoo, you land on the ground below with a thump, taking 2 fall damage from the 10-foot drop.*
<SandorClegane> out thaat west window
* Dhoo shakes it off.
<DM> *Alrighty. Roll Courage vs. 5 successes then.*
<SandorClegane> $17d10
<Tatl> SandorClegane: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 5, 7, 5, 4, 6, 8, 7, 4, 3, 4, 3, 10, 1, 6, 7 and 9. Total: 92. Successes: 11.
<DM> *Sandor, you show off and land gracefully after a triple flip in midair.*
<???> Holy crap, boss, ninjas!
<SandorClegane> BOO!
<DM> *The outcry comes from your left. It appears to be a simple thug with little armor and a cloth cap. He seems to be a little shaken after seeing Sandor's epic jump.*
<SandorClegane> i said BOO!
* Dhoo goes into Wolfos form.
<Dhoo> Right let's rip out his guts.
<DM> *The man falls to the ground with Sandor's shout, scrambling for a way back up.*
* Dhoo leaps at the man.
<Dhoo> FOR REALS
<Dhoo> ROLL POWER
<Dhoo> $17d10
<Tatl> Dhoo: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 10, 8, 2, 3, 1, 10, 4, 4, 1, 10, 9, 9, 10, 9, 10 and 9. Total: 111. Successes: 15.
<DM> (going for the kill or just knocking him out?)
<Dhoo> kill
<SandorClegane> KILL!
<Thug> $6d10
<Tatl> Thug: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 9, 2, 7, 9 and 7. Total: 41. Successes: 5.
<Dhoo> 11 damage
<Dhoo> - damage reduction if he has any
<DM> *Dhoo, you leap at the Thug, ripping through his innards and turning him inside outside. His blood spatters the backalley street, and you taste the blood dripping from your mouth.*
<DM> +3 EXP to each of you
<DM> +$3d8 Rupees
<Dhoo> $3d8
<Tatl> Dhoo: You rolled 3 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 6, 2 and 3. Total: 11.
<DM> *It appears the man was considerably under your capabilities.*
<SandorClegane> sweet mother of overkill
<???> H-h-ha-ha-halt!
* Dhoo leaps at ???
<DM> *Across the other side of the back alley appears to be a guard. He sees the explosion of blood.*
<Dhoo> ROLL POWER AGAIN
<Dhoo> $17d10
<Tatl> Dhoo: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 9, 2, 3, 7, 6, 8, 4, 7, 1, 9, 6, 1, 5, 10, 5 and 10. Total: 101. Successes: 14.
<Guard> $10d10
<Tatl> Guard: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 6, 5, 8, 3, 5, 7, 9, 8 and 7. Total: 62. Successes: 8.
<Dhoo> 5 damage
<Dhoo> wait
<Dhoo> waaait a sec
<Dhoo> thats not right
<DM> (lol, flipped it?)
<Dhoo> 7 damage
* Guard takes a large wound at his waist, disabling him and preventing him from moving. He appears to be gasping for breath.
<Guard> I... only just j-joined... and... already....
* Guard passes out on the ground.
<SandorClegane> *SAndor quickly follows in behind dhoo and finishes him off
<SandorClegane> *with an execution...
<SandorClegane> $17d10
<Tatl> SandorClegane: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 3, 10, 8, 3, 5, 3, 1, 3, 8, 1, 10, 7, 9, 3, 1 and 7. Total: 83. Successes: 10.
<DM> *The guard is passed out and unable to defend.*
<SandorClegane> hence the execution
<DM> *Your claymore easily slices through the newbie guard's neck, decapitating him.*
<DM> (lessee...)
<DM> +5 EXP
<DM> +$5d8 Rupees
<SandorClegane> $5d8
<Tatl> SandorClegane: You rolled 5 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 7, 1, 3, 6 and 1. Total: 18.
<Dhoo> $5d8
<Tatl> Dhoo: You rolled 5 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 8, 2, 3, 1 and 7. Total: 21.
<DM> *Your soles are covered in blood from these two kills. There doesn't appear to be anyone else in the back alley.*
<DM> (where do you two wish to go?)
<SandorClegane> *wipes feet on the rest of the gurads body first
<SandorClegane> well we should prolly stake out the bank
<Dhoo> To the Temple of Time?
<Dhoo> we're still in hyrule arent we?
<DM> (yep)
<DM> (auto-travel to Temple of Time or walk there naturally?)
<Dhoo> so we'd want the temple to get to termina
<Dhoo> ternima
<Dhoo> the other place
<SandorClegane> well ill just follow dhoo casue he is the navigator
<Dhoo> auto travel i guess?
<DM> (auto-travel it tis)
<DM> *Roll Wisdom vs. 7 successes, each of you*
<Dhoo> $13d10
<Tatl> Dhoo: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 10, 8, 6, 8, 10, 4, 4, 1, 7, 10, 7 and 7. Total: 91. Successes: 13.
<Dhoo> me am smart
<SandorClegane> $7d10
<Tatl> SandorClegane: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 3, 4, 8, 7, 7 and 6. Total: 45. Successes: 6.
<Dhoo> i give sandor 2 of my successes
<DM> *Dhoo, you effortlessly dodge guards or any more trouble along the way. Your partner, however, seems to stand out just slightly.*
<SandorClegane> im following his exact path though
<DM> *It's not your pathing skills. You simply manage to stand out a bit more.*
<DM> *The two of you reach the entrance of the Temple of Time, when you hear a voice behind you both.*
<SandorClegane> *thats racist
<DM> (woot, racism at its finest)
<SandorClegane> *jst casue im not part wolfos
<???> I saw you take care of those men with ease back there. Quite efficient.
<SandorClegane> *turns and swings at the voice
<Dhoo> does this ??? smell tough?
<Dhoo> i totally forgot i can smell things
<SandorClegane> BLIND RAGE!
<DM> *Sandor, you turn around and see nothing. Dhoo, you smell blood from a knife, but you also don't see anything directly behind you.*
<DM> *By the way, there is about 20 people around you, all civilians, travelling around you. I might advise against violence for now, unless you want to attract a lot of guards.*
<Dhoo> I wasn't really aiming for efficient.
<Dhoo> But thanks.
<???> Your welcome. I'd like to propose a little deal with both of you...
<SandorClegane> i like swords!
<???> I can get you swords, if that is what you wish...
<SandorClegane> abd stabbing things
<Dhoo> I'll wait till I hear the deal first if it's all the same to you.
<???> Indeed. I offer that as well. But first, let's go somewhere where no one will bother us. Oh...
<???> The Temple of Seasons. No one's going to Subrosia right now... should be safe for us all.
<Dhoo> Eh.. pass. We just came from the Temple of Seasons.
<DM> *The inside of the Temple of Seasons is generally void of enemies, unlike the temple's plaza you were fighting in earlier.*
<Dhoo> If you really want a deal with us, follow us to Termina.
<Dhoo> ternima?
<Dhoo> terrima?
<???> Oh? What do you seek in Termina?
<Dhoo> Oh you know. Just taking in the sights.
<???> Ah. A little stroll, then?
<Dhoo> Get to know the locals. That kind of thing.
<???> Interesting. I was thinking of going there myself... let us proceed then.
<DM> (Sandor, what's your race?)
<Dhoo> 5km
* DM face-palms.
<Dhoo> im more of a 100m dash myself
<???> See you at Clock Tower.
<DM> *Dhoo, you smell the blood from a knife traveling at a walking pace ahead of you, towards the Temple of Time.*
<SandorClegane> (human read game of thrones)
<DM> (got it)
* Dhoo follows the smell.
<SandorClegane> *foolows dhoo
<DM> *The smell leads you into the temple. You see three different portals... a Green Portal, a Red Portal, and a Purple Portal. The smell heads through the Green Portal, and from the light of the portal, you can see the outline of a person.*
<Dhoo> is green the right portal?
<DM> (yep)
<DM> (Green = Termina. Red = Subrosia. Purple = Romania.)
<Dhoo> i mean is green the portal to clocktown
<Dhoo> ok
<Dhoo> if its wrong im going to murder you
* Dhoo goes through the portal.
<DM> *You head through the portal. You feel a tingling sensation wrap around your whole being for a brief moment as you feel yourself no longer standing on ground.*
<SandorClegane> im just going to continue to follow dhoo
<DM> *After a few seconds of this, gravity reasserts itself, and you find yourself in the dark, dismal abyss of Clock Tower's entrance.*
<DM> *It's a large room with dark green bricks and wooden gears towards the upper half of it. Torches dimly illuminate the room. There's a large door on the other side of the room.*
<DM> *The door is partially open, and you can see the Clock Town's southern plaza.*
<Dhoo> Ok. The bank is in the west area if I remember right.
<???> It also gets me, passing through one of those portals. That feeling of powerlessness, yet...like heaven.
<DM> *The voice is coming from in front of the doors (on your side of the doors), yet you still see nothing.*
<DM> *always gets me, fail
<???> So, what do you want with a bank?
* Dhoo sniffs.
<Dhoo> To make a deposit of course.
<DM> *It's the same smell and voice from before.*
<???> I see. So would we.
<Dhoo> We being?
<SandorClegane> Damn gjhosts
<???> A small group of... passerbys.
<Dhoo> And what exactly does this group of significant pause passersby want with the bank?
<???> What do two bloodthirsty men want with a bank?
<???> Sorry. A man and his pet dog.
<Dhoo> Sandor, are you going to let him call you a dog?
<DM> *You hear a few chuckles from all around you. Still, see nothing.*
<SandorClegane> yes
<SandorClegane> for now
<???> Well, we wouldn't want to fight you. We outnumber you greatly, but it'd take all of us to take you both down. I'd like to avoid any unnecessary bloodshed.
<SandorClegane> cause they are cowards
<Dhoo> And I'd like to beat you to death with your own arms. But I'd bet you have a job for us yeah?
<???> Call us cowards if you wish.
<???> Indeed. We'd like to work with you instead, as you two seem rather powerful.
<???> You see, the bank here in Clock Town... someone's been making deposits there recently. A whole lot of them.
<???> I'm guessing there's several thousand rupees in there already. But here's the thing...
<???> There's more guards around that area than usual.
<SandorClegane> interesting
<???> Normally, there's only a single guard near the bank, and about two more a little bit down the road. Now there's regularly 4 or 5 guards.
<SandorClegane> so you will stab all the guards at same time allowing us to get in side
<SandorClegane> and do what we need to
<???> I personally will accompany you two. But my men... yes, they will distract the guards.
<SandorClegane> no el9iminate the guards
<???> I promise you, man, a powerful blade. Dog, what do you desire?
<Dhoo> I'll think about it.
<SandorClegane> pants?
<Dhoo> Let's go.
<???> Very well. You two enter from the north side. We'll storm up the south.
<???> I'll be meeting you two there.
<SandorClegane> (im going to go with this cause uim not gonna argue this plan)
<SandorClegane> sure
<DM> *The doors open all the way, and you can hear a flurry of footsteps for a brief moment before they all disperse.*
<SandorClegane> Dhoo lead away oh wise one
* Dhoo heads around to the north side.
<DM> (annnd I'm not intending a map for Clock Town for a while, so... I'mma just say you auto-travel to the north side of the area)
<DM> *You reach the north entrance to the West side of the town. It looks like one large market down a descending stairway, houses and vendors lining the sides of the street.*
<Dhoo> Act casual.
<DM> *Part way down the wide stairway appears to be a set of four guards in front of one of the vendors.*
<SandorClegane> alaways am
<DM> *A voice passes by you.*
<???> Let the fun begin.
* Dhoo leaps at a guard.
<DM> *You see a hooded figure approach the group of guards-
<DM> *... you immediately leap at one of the guards. Genius.*
<Dhoo> $17d10
<Tatl> Dhoo: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 7, 7, 9, 5, 4, 1, 2, 9, 2, 6, 9, 7, 8, 6, 8 and 4. Total: 97. Successes: 11.
<DM> (oh wow the stats on these guys are good)
<Guard> $14d10
<Tatl> Guard: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 4, 5, 7, 8, 4, 2, 8, 5, 1, 6, 8, 1 and 3. Total: 66. Successes: 7.
<Dhoo> 5 damage
<DM> *You ram the guard in his chest, slashing partially through his armor. The other guards rush around you to to circle you.*
<Dhoo> wait
<DM> (eh?)
<Dhoo> $1d5
<Tatl> Dhoo: You rolled 1 Die with 5 Sides. Result: 4. Total: 4.
<Dhoo> damn
<Dhoo> ok
<Dhoo> lets get it on
* Guard1 drops down to 4 hearts and gets back up.
<Guard1> W-why you! How DARE you attack me without provocation?!
<DM> *Without provocation, he says. Gotta love self-righteous guards.*
<Dhoo> Terribly sorry sir. You looked like a fellow I know who does some dastardly rotten stuff eh wot.
<Dhoo> Case of mistaken identity and all that.
<Guard1> You rugged, furry fiend! I am a guard of Clock Town! I will not have such a petty DOG speak to me in such a way!
<DM> (congrats, you picked a fight with 4 guards)
<Dhoo> are they looking at me?
<Guard1> Guards! Let's take them down!
<DM> (yep)
<DM> *Roll initiatives!*
<Dhoo> sandor should totally attack now
<Dhoo> before init gets rolled
<Dhoo> hint hint
<SandorClegane> *meanwhile
<DM> *They all are focsed on you, Dex, so.. Sandor, you would be able to sneak attack on of them.*
<DM> *Unless you decide to do something else.....
<DM> (Like the fact they're all focused on the dog and no longer the bank)
<SandorClegane> *Sandor sneas up behind the gurad and slashes his thraot
<SandorClegane> kill first ideas later
<DM> (same guard?)
<SandorClegane> (yes)
<DM> (roll away)
<SandorClegane> $17d10
<Tatl> SandorClegane: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 5, 10, 1, 10, 7, 9, 7, 2, 9, 1, 8, 8, 5, 1, 1 and 9. Total: 97. Successes: 13.
<Guard1> $12d10
<Tatl> Guard1: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 2, 6, 6, 9, 3, 3, 10, 7, 10, 3 and 2. Total: 64. Successes: 8.
* Guard1 hears the whoosh of the blade slicing through the air and turns to defend the strike with his shield.
<DM> (damage calc)
<SandorClegane> 13-8=5
<Guard1> 5 - 1 = 4 damage
<DM> *You make a hollow slice at Guard1's throat. However, it's enough to cut his throat as he falls to the ground.*
<DM> *Now roll initiatives!*
<Dhoo> $1d12
<Tatl> Dhoo: You rolled 1 Die with 12 Sides. Result: 9. Total: 9.
<DM> *There's several screams from the villagers nearby.*
<Dhoo> wait
<Dhoo> shit
<DM> (fail initiatve)
<Dhoo> $init 1d12
<Tatl> Dhoo: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 7.
<Dhoo> son of a bitch
<Guard2> Why you..... killin' Steve like that!
<SandorClegane> $init 1d12
<Tatl> SandorClegane: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 8.
<DM> *Congrats! You killed the weekly Steve!*
<Guard2> $init 1d10
<Tatl> Guard2: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 8.
<Guard3> $init 1d10
<Tatl> Guard3: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 2.
<Guard4> $init 1d10
<Tatl> Guard4: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 2.
<DM> $init s
<Tatl> The battle has begun!
<Tatl> ROUND 1: SandorClegane (8), Guard2 (8), Dhoo (7), Guard4 (2) and Guard3 (2).
<DM> Town Guards - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-474-post-976.html#pid976
<DM> FYI, these guys have NPC status. In other words, they have the same starting stats you guys do, so despite that their level is lower than the guys you fought earlier, they're about as strong.
<Dhoo> totes mah goats
<SandorClegane> bloating my boats
<SandorClegane> Die Guard 2!
<Dhoo> you gunna attack?
<Dhoo> atta boy
<SandorClegane> $17d10
<Tatl> SandorClegane: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 5, 8, 9, 1, 10, 7, 2, 1, 3, 8, 1, 10, 1, 10, 9 and 5. Total: 97. Successes: 14.
* Guard2 prepares his himself and raises his shield to defend.
<Guard2> $14d10
<Tatl> Guard2: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 3, 3, 8, 10, 9, 5, 5, 9, 6, 7, 7, 8 and 5. Total: 90. Successes: 13.
<DM> (his himself..... interesting)
<DM> (by the way, are you still using that claymore for the attacking?)
<SandorClegane> yes
<DM> (you've been forgetting its damage bonus for damage calc)
<SandorClegane> ....
<SandorClegane> 14-13=1+3=4
<Guard2> 4 - 1 = 3 damage
<DM> *Your attack sweeps wide and hits Guard2 across the chest, but his armor holds against your mighty attack.*
<SandorClegane> (math is hard)
<Guard2> Ugh!
<Guard2> You wallowin' self despairin' little fiddle stick of a man!
<DM> *The heck did he just say.*
<Guard2> 5h
<Guard2> 5h, ?m
<SandorClegane> $endturn
<Tatl> SandorClegane has ended their turn.
<Tatl> ROUND 1: SandorClegane (8), Guard2 (8), Dhoo (7), Guard4 (2) and Guard3 (2).
<Guard2> I'll show you!
* Guard2 grabs his Sledge Hammer and proceeds to whack SandorClegane with it! (Roll Power)
<Guard2> $12d10
<Tatl> Guard2: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 3, 3, 9, 3, 7, 9, 10, 1, 9, 6 and 6. Total: 71. Successes: 9.
<SandorClegane> $7d10
<Tatl> SandorClegane: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 6, 1, 4, 7, 7 and 3. Total: 34. Successes: 4.
* Guard2 whacks Sandor for 9 - 4 = 5 + 1 = 6 damage - defense
<SandorClegane> 6dam
<SandorClegane> 6-2=4dam
* Guard2 recovers 1 heart back from the attack.
<Guard2> Hah! Maybe you'll think TWICE before attacking a group of guards like us again!
<SandorClegane> the town can afford lifesteal equipment ?
<DM> *I just have to poke fun at the line. You'll wanna think twice before trying that again. Seriously.*
<Guard2> 6h, ?m
<Guard2> $endturn
<Tatl> Guard2 has ended their turn.
<Tatl> ROUND 1: SandorClegane (8), Guard2 (8), Dhoo (7), Guard4 (2) and Guard3 (2).
<SandorClegane> clearly still have a private investo
* Dhoo tries to throw Guard 2 into Guard 3.
<Dhoo> roll power
<DM> (oh my)
<Dhoo> $17d10
<Tatl> Dhoo: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 8, 7, 6, 10, 6, 9, 7, 9, 3, 4, 8, 8, 7, 8, 8 and 2. Total: 111. Successes: 14.
<DM> (..... is it me....... or has it been 14 successes every time with that roll)
<Guard2> $14d10
<Tatl> Guard2: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 10, 1, 8, 5, 8, 10, 3, 10, 10, 2, 5, 10 and 5. Total: 90. Successes: 15.
<Dhoo> wut
<DM> (o_O)
<Dhoo> how do you get 15 successes with 14 dice
* Guard2 fends off Dhoo's grab attempt... unless an RP is chucked.
<SandorClegane> i smell broken dice
<Dhoo> explain that to me
<DM> (10s.. lots of 10s
<Dhoo> EXPLAIN IT
<DM> 5 10s in that roll
<Dhoo> fine ill use a reroll point
<Guard2> $14d10
<Tatl> Guard2: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 3, 4, 9, 7, 1, 4, 7, 8, 2, 1, 4, 1 and 10. Total: 64. Successes: 6.
<Dhoo> there we go thats more like it
* Guard2 finds himself plucked from the ground and into Dhoo's grabbing arms.
<Dhoo> guard 3 roll courage
<Dhoo> $17d10
<Tatl> Dhoo: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 6, 3, 10, 4, 4, 10, 7, 10, 10, 10, 8, 4, 2, 5, 3 and 8. Total: 106. Successes: 15.
<Guard3> $14d10
<Tatl> Guard3: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 5, 2, 2, 3, 7, 10, 2, 3, 7, 9, 7, 3 and 5. Total: 68. Successes: 8.
<DM> (o_O)
<Dhoo> 7 damage
<Dhoo> $1d5
<Tatl> Dhoo: You rolled 1 Die with 5 Sides. Result: 1. Total: 1.
<Dhoo> damn you all
<DM> *You fling Guard2 into Guard3 at sonic speeds, sending them both crashing into the wall. Guard2's back snaps, killing him on contact. Guard3 manages to hang on with 2 hearts left.*
<Tatl> Guard2 has removed theirself from battle.
<Tatl> ROUND 1: SandorClegane (8), Dhoo (7), Guard4 (2) and Guard3 (2).
<Guard3> 2h, ?m
<Guard3> W-w-who are these monsters?!
<SandorClegane> DEATH ITSELF!!!!!!!
<Dhoo> 14h 6m
<Dhoo> $endturn
<Tatl> Dhoo has ended their turn.
<Tatl> ROUND 1: SandorClegane (8), Dhoo (7), Guard4 (2) and Guard3 (2).
<DM> *Your shout imposes a powerful image into these guards' minds. They appear to be frightened at your declaration.*
<Guard4> Grr...
* Guard4 draws his Trusty Deku Stick and tries to thwack Dhoo with it! (Roll Courage)
<Guard4> $12d10
<Tatl> Guard4: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 10, 5, 1, 2, 10, 6, 2, 5, 4, 8 and 9. Total: 64. Successes: 9.
<Dhoo> $6d10
<Tatl> Dhoo: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 4, 7, 4, 4 and 7. Total: 28. Successes: 2.
<SandorClegane> ithink guard4 pissed himself dhoo
<DM> (O_o)
<Dhoo> i dont even know
<SandorClegane> wait why does a gueard use a deku stick?
<SandorClegane> budget cuts?
<DM> *The guard may be trembling in fear, but he pulls himself together and uses the fear as a weapon, swinging it at Dhoo as hard as he can.*
* Guard4 deals 9 - 2 = 7 damage - defense
<Guard4> T-t-take t-that!
<SandorClegane> ITS A STICK!
<Dhoo> 7h 6m
<DM> *That's a painful stick there.*
<Guard4> 8h, ?m
<Guard4> $endturn
<Tatl> Guard4 has ended their turn.
<Tatl> ROUND 1: SandorClegane (8), Dhoo (7), Guard4 (2) and Guard3 (2).
<Dhoo> shit rolls on my worst stat
<Dhoo> yeah it hurts
* Guard3 tries to fire a PSI Arrow at SandorClegane! (Roll Wisdom)
<Guard3> $9d10
<Tatl> Guard3: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 2, 4, 3, 4, 5, 8, 4 and 7. Total: 38. Successes: 3.
<DM> (lulz)
<SandorClegane> $7d10
<Tatl> SandorClegane: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 3, 5, 4, 9, 2 and 2. Total: 28. Successes: 2.
* Guard3 somehow manages to hit you, dealing 3 - 2 = 1 damage - defense
<SandorClegane> 1 dam
* Guard3 recovers 1 heart from the attack.
<Guard3> 3h, 3m
<Guard3> H-hah! Take that, Death!
<Guard3> $endturn
<Tatl> Guard3 has ended their turn.
<Tatl> ROUND 2: SandorClegane (8), Dhoo (7), Guard4 (2) and Guard3 (2).
<DM> *Weird. Weren't the other guys supposed to take care of the guards?*
<SandorClegane> Guard 3 you will die at my blade
<SandorClegane> claymore!
<SandorClegane> $17d10
<Tatl> SandorClegane: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 5, 8, 3, 9, 9, 10, 10, 4, 5, 3, 5, 6, 4, 5, 6 and 4. Total: 101. Successes: 14.
<DM> (14 AGAIN)
<Guard3> $14d10
<Tatl> Guard3: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 3, 10, 4, 5, 5, 5, 9, 7, 7, 5, 3, 8 and 5. Total: 83. Successes: 12.
* Guard3 is hit!
<SandorClegane> (Tatl is broken)
<SandorClegane> 14-12=2+3=5
<Guard3> 5 - 1 = 4 damage
<DM> *Sandor, your claymore slices through the Guard3, taking his life, and proving that death reigns over all. You are the embodiement of that nature, and those that do not fear you clearly wish to die.*
<Guard3> Gah!
<Tatl> Guard3 has removed theirself from battle.
<Tatl> ROUND 2: SandorClegane (8), Dhoo (7) and Guard4 (2).
<SandorClegane> $endturn
<Tatl> SandorClegane has ended their turn.
<Tatl> ROUND 2: SandorClegane (8), Dhoo (7) and Guard4 (2).
* Dhoo howls and leaps.
<Dhoo> roll power
<Dhoo> $17d10
<Tatl> Dhoo: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 4, 6, 3, 7, 7, 4, 7, 3, 6, 7, 4, 10, 6, 6, 4 and 10. Total: 98. Successes: 12.
<Dhoo> bad roll
<Dhoo> worst roll
* Guard4 yells as his brings his shield to defend.
<Guard4> $14d10
<Tatl> Guard4: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 5, 6, 6, 8, 8, 6, 4, 10, 4, 3, 9, 6 and 10. Total: 86. Successes: 12.
<DM> ROLLOFF
<Dhoo> $17d10
<Tatl> Dhoo: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 1, 8, 10, 8, 3, 4, 10, 4, 10, 7, 7, 2, 1, 7, 1 and 7. Total: 100. Successes: 14.
<Guard4> $14d10
<Tatl> Guard4: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 4, 3, 9, 9, 5, 9, 10, 10, 1, 5, 2, 10 and 3. Total: 90. Successes: 13.
<DM> (seriously, 14 again)
<Dhoo> 2 damage
<DM> (okay... how many times has that rolled this session)
<Guard4> 2 - 1 = 1 damage
* Guard4 takes a bit of damage from the impact, but he manages to stave Dhoo off.
<Guard4> 7h, 4m
<Dhoo> $1d5
<Tatl> Dhoo: You rolled 1 Die with 5 Sides. Result: 2. Total: 2.
<Dhoo> also 1 hp from leech
<Dhoo> so
<Dhoo> 8h 6m
<Dhoo> $endturn
<Tatl> Dhoo has ended their turn.
<Tatl> ROUND 2: SandorClegane (8), Dhoo (7) and Guard4 (2).
<Guard4> I shall make you pay for that!
* Guard4 grabs his Trusty Deku Stick and swings it at Dhoo once again! (Roll Courage)
<Guard4> $12d10
<Tatl> Guard4: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 5, 1, 4, 5, 5, 5, 8, 5, 5, 10 and 6. Total: 63. Successes: 10.
<Dhoo> son of a bitch
<Dhoo> $6d10
<Tatl> Dhoo: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 6, 2, 10, 8 and 8. Total: 43. Successes: 6.
* Guard4 deals 10 - 6 = 4 damage - defense
<Dhoo> 4h 8m
<DM> (high hp much?0
* Guard4 recovers 1 heart.
<Guard4> 8h, 4m
<Guard4> $endturn
<Tatl> Guard4 has ended their turn.
<Tatl> ROUND 3: SandorClegane (8), Dhoo (7) and Guard4 (2).
<SandorClegane> well Guard4 your time has come
<SandorClegane> $17d10
<Tatl> SandorClegane: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 10, 4, 2, 8, 2, 9, 5, 7, 7, 8, 5, 6, 10, 3, 1 and 5. Total: 102. Successes: 15.
<Guard4> My time has come to... to defeat you two evil men!
<Guard4> $14d10
<Tatl> Guard4: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 6, 10, 6, 1, 3, 10, 4, 9, 6, 5, 7, 2 and 5. Total: 81. Successes: 12.
<DM> (man, this guard won't fall)
<Dhoo> weighted dice
<SandorClegane> 15-12=3+3=6
<Guard4> 6 - 1 = 5 damage
* Guard4 is thrown back from the slash, but he stands back up to fight once more!
<Guard4> 3h, 4m
<SandorClegane> $endturm
<SandorClegane> $endturn
<Tatl> SandorClegane has ended their turn.
<Tatl> ROUND 3: SandorClegane (8), Dhoo (7) and Guard4 (2).
* DM wants a turm.
<Dhoo> same as last time roll power
<Dhoo> $17d10
<Tatl> Dhoo: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 9, 1, 1, 10, 2, 8, 1, 5, 3, 1, 3, 5, 7, 7, 5 and 9. Total: 81. Successes: 10.
<Guard4> $14d10
<Tatl> Guard4: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 6, 4, 7, 8, 2, 10, 8, 3, 2, 5, 2, 4 and 1. Total: 63. Successes: 7.
<Dhoo> oh for the love of jesus
<Dhoo> 4 damage
<Guard4> 4 - 1 = 3 damage
<DM> (you could roll for deadly strike ya know)
<Dhoo> $1d5
<Tatl> Dhoo: You rolled 1 Die with 5 Sides. Result: 5. Total: 5.
<Dhoo> wut
<DM> (lol)
<Dhoo> where was that when i neded it
<Dhoo> +1h from leech
<Dhoo> 5h 6m
<Dhoo> 4.5 damage
<DM> *damage increases from 3 +1 to 5+1 = 6 -1 = 5 damage
<Dhoo> dealt
<Dhoo> i guess
<DM> *Dhoo, your leap punctures the guard's armor. His life drains from him as he's sent flying into the wall, right alongside the corpses of the other guards. He attempts to stand, but death takes its toll, causing him to crumple to the ground.*
<Guard4> F...ooo...l...s....
<Tatl> Guard4 has removed theirself from battle.
<Tatl> ROUND 3: SandorClegane (8) and Dhoo (7).
<DM> $init r
<Tatl> DM: The bot has been reset.
<DM> +24 EXP
<DM> +$24d8 Rupees
<Dhoo> $24d8
<Tatl> Dhoo: You rolled 24 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 8, 6, 1, 3, 4, 7, 6, 4, 7, 4, 3, 6, 2, 3, 2, 8, 2, 3, 2, 2, 6, 1, 2 and 1. Total: 93.
<DM> *Two Restoration Hearts and Two Magic Jars drop!
<SandorClegane> $24d8
<Tatl> SandorClegane: You rolled 24 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 4, 7, 2, 2, 5, 1, 4, 7, 1, 8, 8, 1, 5, 3, 5, 6, 6, 7, 6, 8, 5, 1, 5 and 5. Total: 112.
<DM> *Additionally, all of their items are available for loot. See Town Guard's description.*
<Dhoo> taking the hearts
<Dhoo> the hearts heal now right
<DM> *You can use them now or later.*
<Dhoo> ha now
<DM> *Each one recovers 4 hearts.*
<Dhoo> back up to 12h then
<Dhoo> woo
<DM> *The two of you recover the spoils of war. On both sides of you, crowds of villagers that were watching now scramble away from you two.*
<DM> *The bank is now unguarded.*
<Dhoo> taking one of the hammers
<DM> *IT'S HAMMAH TIME!*
<SandorClegane> ill take whatvers left
<DM> *There should be 3 Sledge Hammers, 4 Trusty Deku Sticks, 4 Soldier Platemails, and 4 Sturdy Shields, along with 2 Magic Jars.*
<Dhoo> in that case
<Dhoo> taking a shield too
<Dhoo> and an armor for the hell of it
<SandorClegane> take a stick too
<Dhoo> eh i dont have a use for the sticks
<Dhoo> my courage stat is shit
<Dhoo> im all power
<DM> (I'll give ya a few minutes to do that while I yoink another orange)
<SandorClegane> ok then
<SandorClegane> so do i just type xnext to the item in inventory
<DM> (yeah, in your items section)
<SandorClegane> (kk)
<DM> *You find yourselves alone in the market. You can see various squashed foods and worthless items strewn across the ground. A thin fog of dust settles the area as the sound of wind gently sweeps through the desolate market.*
<DM> (so, weren't you two going to rob a bank?)
<Dhoo> Yep.
<SandorClegane> lets just blow it up beause the ghosts are in there
* Dhoo sets the keg down by the vault door.
<DM> *You notice the vault door is... unlocked.*
<DM> *It seems slightly ajar.*
* Dhoo picks the keg back up and opens the door.
<SandorClegane> just blow the entire bank up
<Dhoo> What about the money?
<SandorClegane> cause ghosts
<Dhoo> Eh you're right material wealth is so fleeting.
<DM> (not even looking inside the vault?
* Dhoo lights the keg and throws it into the vault.
<DM> (seeing as it appears to be open)
<SandorClegane> lpock the valut with bomb inside
<DM> (wut)
* Dhoo shuts the door and backs up.
<DM> (roll Power)
<Dhoo> $20d10
<Tatl> Dhoo: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 3, 5, 4, 3, 6, 9, 4, 1, 4, 7, 6, 9, 5, 3, 8, 8, 6, 9 and 5. Total: 108. Successes: 12.
<Dhoo> the hell game
<DM> *You see the vault door blast into bits as the entire bank goes up in explosive flames. The shockwave knocks you both backwards. Both of you roll Power to defend!
<Dhoo> $20d10
<Tatl> Dhoo: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 1, 10, 2, 10, 4, 4, 4, 5, 1, 8, 4, 5, 1, 3, 5, 1, 9, 7 and 2. Total: 87. Successes: 10.
<Dhoo> are you kidding me
<SandorClegane> $10d10
<Tatl> SandorClegane: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 8, 9, 8, 7, 4, 2, 5, 8 and 10. Total: 64. Successes: 8.
<Dhoo> oh wait
<Dhoo> id have to add 1 roll
<Dhoo> 1d10
<Dhoo> $1d10
<Tatl> Dhoo: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 1. Total: 1. Successes: 0.
<Dhoo> yeeeah
<Dhoo> i quit
<DM> *The shockwave hurls you both backwards, dealing 2 damage - defense to Dhoo, 4 damage - defense to Sandor
<Dhoo> 1 damage it is i guess
<SandorClegane> 3 damage it is
<DM> *The sound of the explosion temporarily deafens you both, but you both recover quickly.*
<Dhoo> Well that was a thing. What now?
<SandorClegane> get another bomb?
<DM> *Dhoo, you smell a group of people rushing towards your way. It seems to be coming from the north side of the market.*
<Dhoo> We should leave.
<DM> *A piece of paper lands on your head, as well.*
<SandorClegane> yup
<Dhoo> In a southernly direction.
<Dhoo> Also taking this paper with me.
<SandorClegane> yup
<Dhoo> Yoink.
<Dhoo> And run.
<SandorClegane> way ahead of you
<DM> *You two run south and enter the South Plaza. There's a number of villagers looking worriedly at you.*
<DM> *A group of six guards from the South Plaza's main gate begin rushing towards you, though there's still some distance between you.*
* Dhoo runs out the side gate.
<DM> *You could try running into the Clock Tower. There doesn't appear to be anyone in the path there. Or you could attempt to run elsewhere, but keep in mind, Clock Town has no back alleys.*
<SandorClegane> Theres a group of poeple that blew up the bank go get them over there
<DM> *Sandor, your words bounce off the villagers. You vaguely recognize some of them as the villagers that were watching your battle earlier.*
<DM> (side gate... which direction?
<Dhoo> i dunno im making shit up
<SandorClegane> soundas goood to me

<Dhoo> imma say the clock tower i guess
<DM> *Clock Tower it is, cause... yeah, I can't think of a sidegate near your position.*
<SandorClegane> yup
<DM> *You run towards the tower. Roll Courage vs.... 5 successes.*
<Dhoo> $5d10
<Tatl> Dhoo: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 3, 7, 5 and 1. Total: 23. Successes: 3.
<SandorClegane> $19d10
<Tatl> SandorClegane: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 10, 7, 6, 1, 1, 2, 8, 6, 1, 5, 10, 10, 8, 6, 9, 2, 10 and 1. Total: 106. Successes: 16.
<DM> *Sandor, the wind from your running speeds up Dhoo's unsual sluggish speed, considering he's in Wolfos form still.*
<DM> *The two of you manage to get inside of the Clock Tower.*
<Dhoo> im going to pump courage just to spite you
<DM> (lol)
<DM> *The portal to the other side appears to be open, shining brightly.*
<DM> (err, Temple of Time)
<SandorClegane> (ill pump my power to spite that response)
<Dhoo> ill pump wisdom then because you wouldnt expect that would you
<DM> (hitting the pause button in roughly 15 minutes)
<Dhoo> Let's book it to Subrosia.
* DM pumps his overlord stat to spite himself..... what.
<SandorClegane> Subrosia!
<DM> (so I assume you two just run through this one and to Subrosia?
<Dhoo> sure
<SandorClegane> yup
<DM> *You two rush through the portals, and you end up in the inside of the Temple of Seasons. There doesn't appear to be anyone around, and no one is chasing you. Seems you were too fast for anyone to know that you went to Subrosia.*
<Dhoo> Now to lie low for a bit.
<SandorClegane> start a farm...
<DM> *All is silent inside the Temple of Seasons.*
<DM> (don't forget about that note earlier)
<SandorClegane> burn it
* Dhoo looks at the note.
<SandorClegane> we need a campfire
<DM> *The note reads....
<Dhoo> WHOA NOW
<Dhoo> i didnt say i READ it
<Dhoo> i said i look at it
<DM> *You see writing on the note.*
<Dhoo> any pictures?
<SandorClegane> silly dm dhoo cant read hes a dogh
<DM> *No pictures, just writing.*
<Dhoo> I don't think I trust this note.
<Dhoo> Could be anything.
<DM> (it's not an explosive note, this isn't Naruto)
<SandorClegane> could be.... TP
* DM face-palms.
<Dhoo> Poison. A fireball waiting explode on us. A killer bee disguised as a note.
<DM> *I may be evil, but I'm not that mean.*
<SandorClegane> a=or... somthing to wipe with
* Dhoo reads the note.
<DM> *You read the note...
<Dhoo> ACTUALLY
* Dhoo reads the first line of the note.
* Dhoo ONLY reads the first line of the note.
<DM> "Woops, looks like we robbed the bank while you guys fought off the guards. You should've stuck to the plan!"
<DM> (There are two lines after that)
<Dhoo> Right.
<Dhoo> Fine.
<Dhoo> I don't even care about the money.
<Dhoo> I'm going to kill these guys so hard they'll wish they were dead.
<SandorClegane> as long as wer kill people im fine
* Dhoo finishes reading the note.
<Dhoo> thats your cue DM
<Dhoo> to finish the note
<DM> "But, we're willing to share, and give you the reward for helping us."
<Dhoo> Well then. Maybe I don't have to kill them.
<Dhoo> is there any more note?
<DM> "Come to the southmost corner of the Northwestern District's Underground Town by nightfall."
<Dhoo> cause its a pretty shit note if you ask me
<DM> "-The Flock"
<Dhoo> Ok. We gotta get to the Northwestern Districts Underground Town by nightfall.
<SandorClegane> wow does that account for timezones?
<DM> *There's a problem. By now, there's a high chance the two of you are wanted. Wandering through Hyrule Village to get there from here is going to be tricky.*
<DM> *It is currently... noon, surprisingly. So you got a good amount of time still.*
<SandorClegane> its noon in subrosia but termani
<SandorClegane> a
<Dhoo> Whatever. I'm bored of reading notes. Let's just get to this stupid underground thinger.
<DM> *It's noon in all of the realms. Though in Subrosia, you can never tell.*
<Dhoo> how does that even work
<DM> *Science. And cause I'm not dealing with every place running at a different time. Too much weird crap and plot inconveniences.*
<Dhoo> fine ill allow it this time
<SandorClegane> (but science clearly sdays timezones exisit
<DM> *The fourth wall winks at you from afar.*
<Dhoo> Let's go.
* Dhoo heads for Hyrule Village.
<DM> *You head back through the portal from Subrosia to the Temple of Time. As the tingly feeling makes you feel weightless, your vision turns to darkness, and gravity never seems to reassert itself, for a grave fog has settled upon you both...
<DM> *You find yourselves stuck... in a loading screen.*
<DM> -=QUEST PAUSE=-