The Ultimate Filibuster

The ultimate filibuster:

The script of the Bee Movie but every time they say Bee it's the script/lyrics to the entire War of the Worlds musical version, but every time they say Martian it's the entire script to the Martian, but every time a song by ABBA plays it's the entire script to Mama Mia and every time the Martian movie says "astronaut" it's the entire song "Starman" by David Bowie except every time they say "star" it's the movie Moana but every time he says "You're Welcome" or "Moana" it's the script for all of the Shrek movies but every time someone smiles the years don't stop coming for ten minutes and every time a baby is on screen it's the script to Thomas and the Magic Railroad but every time someone uses gold dust to teleport it's the script to the entire original series of Star Trek but every time a redshirt dies it's the entire book redshirts, which I've been meaning to read, and every time McCoy says "he's dead Jim," it's the script to Star Trek (2009) but every time they say "transwarp" it's the entire script to Star Trek Into Darkness but every time they say Enterprise it's the script to the entire show Star Trek: Enterprise but every time T'pol and Tucker are doing the softcore porn Vulcan meditation thing it's the wikipedia article for Kerbal Space Program but every time the word "Kerbal" comes up it's the script to the entire Crash Course: Astronomy series but every time he says "astronomer" it's Phil Plait's bad astronomy blog read aloud but every time he mentions a political party or a politician, it's the entire book 1984 which I've been meaning to read, but every time someone speaks in newspeak it's my Spanish II textbook but every time there's a "1" it's the lyrics to "We are Number One" but every time they say "one" it's a the entire first season of Thomas the Tank Engine read in an impression of Ringo Starr, but every time Gordon, James, Sir Topham Hatt, or Annie speaks it's an impression of George Carlin but every time Henry speaks it's a random poorly written Doctor Who fanfiction but every time a spelling mistake is made it's the script to the Little Mermaid but every time someone says "sea" or says a word that starts with "c" it's a gizoogle-translated version of an english translation of Mein Kampf, read with a really angry and disappointed face but every time a politician in the audience seems to agree with what is being said it's the script to the failed sitcom pilot "Heil Honey, I'm Home!" At the end of it all is this block of text followed by a calculation of just how long this takes but every time I say "but" it's the entire script to Snow White but every time a dwarf speaks it's the wikipedia page to TRAPPIST-1 but every time the word "planet" appears it's my opinions on the Planet Naming Scheme problem but every time I say "Pluto" it's a binary recital of a bitmap image of Pluto at 256x256 resolution.