ADVENTURE Ch. 11 - Mr. Skeleton

bghvgjdh ----- Urist McVisionary --- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=379828
CommodoreJim - Drominus Hellcleave - http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=381991
Eltrotraw ---- Tombs the Gunman ---- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=376543
Deathfish64 -- Pikkupstix ---------- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=376612
Moonside ----- Charlotte Tesser ---- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=377170
Skeleton ----- Freddie ------------- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=381882





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[22:34] <Deathfish64> hi
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[22:47] <~flibbyjibbits> ok counting
[22:48] <Moonside> Hey.
[22:48] <~flibbyjibbits> tombs pikkup lotte drom urist [fredd]
[22:48] <~flibbyjibbits> did i miss anyone other than the guy whos not here
[22:48] <CommodoreJim> Gimme a sec
[22:49] <~flibbyjibbits> hey do you have that pastebin again that had the logs
[22:49] <Moonside> OH WAIT my mom wants to talk to me for an indefinite amount of time, and knowing her, it'll probably be until I have to go sleep. http://pastebin.com/mgV4bzLp
[22:49] <~flibbyjibbits> oh ok
[22:49] <~flibbyjibbits> well take your time with that
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[22:53] <~flibbyjibbits> additionally everyone got 125 gold from the dungeon, in total
[22:53] <CommodoreJim> Oh okay
[22:53] <~flibbyjibbits> just all the little bits that added up
[22:53] <Eltrotraw> 125 extra gold, or 125 gold total
[22:53] <Eltrotraw> because I counted 122g
[22:53] <CommodoreJim> Man, my HP is 19 now
[22:53] <~flibbyjibbits> +125 from when you entered
[22:53] <Eltrotraw> okay, so total
[22:54] <~flibbyjibbits> there was also the staff the summoner had
[22:54] <CommodoreJim> It just COULDN'T be an even 20
[22:54] <~flibbyjibbits> a detect magic shows that, whatever spell it is, it has very low charge left
[22:54] <~flibbyjibbits> so whille moons is gone we can atleast go about the city, on the way back to the tower
[22:55] <~flibbyjibbits> if anyone has any business to attend to in that regard
[22:55] <Eltrotraw> Tombs can't think of any business to attend to
[22:55] <~flibbyjibbits> we last left off just as soon as we left the hole
[22:55] <bghvgjdh> Urist just wants to get the job over with
[22:55] <~flibbyjibbits> some other guards were going down to round up what they can find in there
[22:56] <Deathfish64> k
[22:58] <CommodoreJim> Drom is probably going to get healed right away
[22:59] <Eltrotraw> ah okay
[22:59] <bghvgjdh> ...did he take more damage in the second fight
[22:59] <Eltrotraw> If that's the case, then Tombs will probably look for some healing
[22:59] <Eltrotraw> and break his back on a mountain with Drom
[22:59] <Eltrotraw> (lolol)
[22:59] <CommodoreJim> no homo
[22:59] <~flibbyjibbits> The card that the captain had handed Drominus is a prepaid vip card to the Siskle chain of potion shops, theres one of those in the main square
[23:01] <Eltrotraw> there's no healers to come by then, I presume
[23:02] <CommodoreJim> Well I guess Drom is off to Siskle
[23:02] <~flibbyjibbits> there are but theyre more expensive than mass produced potions
[23:03] <Eltrotraw> what a bunch of hardasses
[23:03] <~flibbyjibbits> The shop is fairly tacky, lots of slightly racist interpretations of dwarven and kobold culture merchendise on the walls.  Behind the counter, in a small area  sort of set back, the proprietor of this branch sits on a stool, stirring a large pot; she is dressed as a witch for the job
[23:04] <bghvgjdh> ("This isn't gold")
[23:04] <~flibbyjibbits> She looks up to face you as you enter, rubbing her hands togehter as she hops down form the stool and heads over to the counter
[23:04] <Eltrotraw> does this mean she's a witch for sure? perception time
[23:05] <~flibbyjibbits> perception she is probably not a real witch, just a clerk at a themed store
[23:05] <Eltrotraw> o ok
[23:06] <~flibbyjibbits> She looks at Drominus's armor, "Ooh, city business, then?" and she ducks under the counter to look for a box, bringing that up on top
[23:06] <CommodoreJim> He nods, pulling out the card I was given. "Yes ma'am."
[23:06] <CommodoreJim> *I nod
[23:07] <Eltrotraw> "Wonder what this is all 'bout," Tombs wonders aloud.
[23:08] <~flibbyjibbits> "Mmmm, well, the standard baseline is about ten here," she starts, pulling several sealed, red flasks out of the box, "Or are you using one of those prepaid cards again, hmm?"
[23:09] <CommodoreJim> "Yes ma'am, prepaid." I say as I hand her the card. I wince slightly as I do, it remains unseen thanks to the helmet, though
[23:11] <~flibbyjibbits> She sighs, clearly a bit dissapointed that you aren't going to be paying with currency at the moment. ""Heres five, I don't think you'll be needing more than that, for now at least. I don't think you two'd live though five worth."
[23:11] <~flibbyjibbits> she starts to head back to the brewing, but then spins around, "Wait, actually, before you go, uh"
[23:12] <Eltrotraw> "Thank ye kindly, lass," Tombs tips his head toward her.
[23:13] <~flibbyjibbits> "I get the feeling that you're going to be going places, not regular city folk and guards, here. Would you, uh, be interested in a membership card? You get a slight discount at any of our branches and earn points for larger rewards.  My cousin got one of these, once, he bought the potions for a small warband practically and earned, like, a couple free curse removals and a regeneration."
[23:13] <CommodoreJim> I think a bit. "...sure, why not?"
[23:14] <Eltrotraw> "How much would one of these 'membership cards' wager us?"
[23:14] <~flibbyjibbits> "Great! Thats, uh, twenny gold, right here. But starting tommorrow you can get a ten percen' discount."
[23:16] <Eltrotraw> "We doin' anythin' tomorrow, Drom?" Tombs asks, glancing sideways as he does so
[23:17] <CommodoreJim> I cough a bit. "Hell if I know. Discounts are nice, though...and I can spare the gold." I mutter as I fish out 20.
[23:17] <~flibbyjibbits> "Arright then, you wait right here a bit and I'll go fget all the paper for you."
[23:18] <Eltrotraw> ("Witch lady, can you tell us a word that starts with f?"
[23:18] <Eltrotraw> "fget")
[23:18] <~flibbyjibbits> 'the paperwork' being a single sheet of paper and a small wax block. "Just sign your name on the contract and the seal"
[23:18] <CommodoreJim> ("omg")
[23:19] <bghvgjdh> (that looks shady)
[23:20] <CommodoreJim> (It's a respected chain)
[23:20] <CommodoreJim> I quickly fill out the paperwork. "There."
[23:20] <bghvgjdh> (with a witch as the shopkeep)
[23:20] <Deathfish64> (Can I get a Siskle's credit card too)
[23:20] <~flibbyjibbits> yeah sure
[23:20] <CommodoreJim> (nop ur gay)
[23:20] <bghvgjdh> (GOOD JOB YOU JUST SOLD YOUR SOUL TO SATAN)
[23:20] <~flibbyjibbits> or just have drom's count as a party card whatever
[23:20] <CommodoreJim> (I'm half-orc, Satan doesn't want Orc souls)
[23:21] <~flibbyjibbits> basically they just drop 1d8 health pots to 9 gold each , which isnt that much, but later on they help since you will have to make use of their curse removal and maybe regenration services and those be expensive
[23:21] <Eltrotraw> (yeah I was gonna wonder if the one card handles the whole party)
[23:21] <Eltrotraw> (so wait, this means that 10% off of all potions?)
[23:21] <~flibbyjibbits> most potions
[23:22] <bghvgjdh> wait, reading up on logs from last time
[23:23] <bghvgjdh> is anyone using that dwarven axe?
[23:23] <~flibbyjibbits> She uses the wax block as a seal to copy your signature over on to a few other papers, and to the card itself, which is a small metal rectangle with smoothed and rounded edges. "Have a nice day, sir."
[23:23] <~flibbyjibbits> nobody is using it i dont think
[23:23] <bghvgjdh> I get autoproficiency in any weapon with "dwarven" in the name
[23:23] <bghvgjdh> oooh
[23:23] <bghvgjdh> may I?
[23:23] <~flibbyjibbits> She leans on the counter, "You know, these would cost more, the memberships, but most people who want to get one go on to try to be adventurers, and they die before they get to use it." then she laughs a bit and heads back over to the brewing
[23:24] <~flibbyjibbits> yeah sure
[23:24] <Eltrotraw> (if tombs was not such a gunman he would try to hit on not witch lady)
[23:24] <bghvgjdh> (more like if he weren't so GAY)
[23:25] <CommodoreJim> I grimace a bit under my helmet. "Well...that's pleasant." I mutter as I take the card, staching it away. "Good day."
[23:27] <~flibbyjibbits> mm im not sure how far its wise to go without AT LEAST moon or my skeleton here
[23:27] <Deathfish64> your skeleton
[23:27] <~flibbyjibbits> ideally theyd both be present but i GUESS we could do with just one because this isnt a bigaction segment
[23:27] <~flibbyjibbits> mr*
[23:27] <~flibbyjibbits> mr skeleton
[23:27] <Deathfish64> oh
[23:27] <~flibbyjibbits> is what i intended to call him
[23:27] <Eltrotraw> okay lets write our slash fic then
[23:28] <Deathfish64> I was wondering how you were surviving without your skeleton
[23:28] <Deathfish64> and moving
[23:29] <CommodoreJim> mr bones
[23:29] <~flibbyjibbits> no hes later
[23:33] <bghvgjdh> what are the stats on that dwarven axe, since d20pfsrd doesn't seem to have one on its table
[23:34] <~flibbyjibbits> 1d10
[23:35] <bghvgjdh> crit?
[23:36] <~flibbyjibbits> x3 as with all axes
[23:36] <bghvgjdh> ok
[00:07] <bghvgjdh> so since this doesn't look like it's going to happen...
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[00:24] <Skeleton> Am I too late
[00:24] <CommodoreJim> Yeah it looks like it fell apart
[00:24] <Skeleton> Didn't end up playing?
[00:24] <Eltrotraw> because we were waiting on you i think
[00:24] <Skeleton> Sorry
[00:25] <CommodoreJim> Well, Moon disappeared too
[00:25] <CommodoreJim> So don't worry
[00:25] <Skeleton> I was cookin' burgers (and then eating one of them (and then, you know...))
[00:25] <Skeleton> (I spend forever just talkin' at my parents and sister)
[00:25] <~flibbyjibbits> I'd rather not go without moon but if everyone else really wants to we can if everyone else is here
[00:26] <Skeleton> I like it when everyone is here, really
[00:27] <Deathfish64> Let's just try again tomorrow
[00:27] <~flibbyjibbits> hopefully
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[00:46] <Skeleton> Ahh! Everyone's here now
[00:48] <CommodoreJim> Moon's still being talked to by his mom I think
[01:18] <~flibbyjibbits> he cant be up late fridays anyway
[01:26] <Skeleton> I shouldn't either, I have to be up by 8 saturdays
[01:26] <Skeleton> doesn't mean I don't stay up till 4 anyway :I
[01:33] <Skeleton> doesn't mean I don't stay up till 4 anyway :I
[01:40] <Skeleton> I didn't mean to do that.
[01:42] <Moonside> I'm back. Did anything happen?
[01:42] <Moonside> Well, I guess not, judging from these last lines.
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