Public Relations - Complex

While guarding at the slide, you notice a man come out of the weight room, dripping with sweat, and stop at the blue shelf. He then begins to take off all of his clothes and change into his swimming trunks right there on the deck. He then walks over to the hot tub and gets in.

While being rotated off deck, you see these young boys hanging out by the emergency equipment. You inform them to not put anything in front of the equipment. You continue walking and see them pick up the spine board and throw it in the pool and start to use it as a surf board.

You are guarding the pool over by the point (are where the blue slide comes out), when you turn around and notice a group of girls have just come down the slide together, and the splash they made has just gotten you soaking wet. As they exit the slide, you notice that the last girl out hasn't noticed that one of her boobies is showing. Her friends don't notice it either.

During a very slow evening length swim, while standing on the shallow end deck, you notice 3 young boys surface diving to the bottom of the pool continuously for a few minutes. Each time one would surface, he and the other 2 would get excited and laugh. When you go to investigate you learn that they are diving to look at what seems to be a big log of Fecal Matter.

A woman is sitting on the edge of the hot tub. She has her leg up on the edge, pulls out a razor and starts to shave her legs right on the edge of the hot tub. While washing the razor off in the hot tub water.

While being rotated off deck you are walking past the water slide and you see a middle-aged woman getting out of the water slide with her young child. As you pass by her you notice that there is what looks like blood running down the entire inside of her leg, starting between them.

One Sunday morning while you are guarding during the free swim, a lady jumps excitedly out of the hot tub and approaches with a very disturbed look on her face. Confronting you she begins to tell you that she believes there is a middle-aged man in the hot tub, who seems to be masturbating. She threatens to write to the paper about the incident.

During a Friday evening Beach Party at MRC, the pool is maxed with 450 patrons. While you are guarding by the tot's pool you notice that there are 2 teenagers (1 male & 1 female) over behind the waterfall tree all by themselves. You continue to scan them and notice the young man's shorts float away as the young lady sits on top of him.

A young girl and her friend approach you with very shocked looks on their faces. One of the girls points at a middle-aged man in the pool and tells you that he grabbed her bum while standing in the line up for the slide. She then turns to her friend and begins to cry hysterically.

You are guarding the pool when you notice a female wearing a towel up to her chest walking down the changing room hallway towards the pool. She steps by the cubbyholes and removers her towel to reveal her $5000 38DDs. Puttin on her googles, she then proceeds to jump into the medium lane and begins swimming lengths.

During a friday evening public swim, you see a group of young children fooling around in the changing room hallway. As you get closer you notice it is a group of boys and girls. You can hear them yelling and screaming and you notice that a boy in the group is running around with one of the girls Bikini tops, holding it in the air and laughing.