a rotten beta

[15:58:44] +Absol is my Waifu: 6 feet of fun.
[15:58:44] +Clefairy: s-same
[15:58:44] +Rhayader: whats the conversation about
[15:58:44] +Rhayader: are you still talking?
[15:58:44] +Aggi: Isn't that emotional rape?
[15:58:44] +arottenmango: so that's why I asked
[15:58:44] +flyingsweater: ask him
[15:58:45] +General Autismo: anything below 2km is confirmed shit
[15:58:48] +arottenmango: I mean
[15:58:58] +arottenmango: why would you even mention that
[15:59:05] +flyingsweater: +Aggi: Isn't that emotional rape?
[15:59:08] +arottenmango: to a guy you met 5 days ago
[15:59:10] +flyingsweater: he likes it when i do it
[15:59:15] +Aggi: l-lewd
[15:59:21] +Rhayader: stop talking about her having sex 40 times with some guys she just mentioned her pussy is tight
[15:59:21] +Pres. Bush: mango just be nice to her
[15:59:24] +General Autismo: mango I don't really know what's going on but why is she telling you all of this
[15:59:25] +flyingsweater: do you wan some of this aggi
[15:59:36] +cabin essence: mango she thinks youre her gf
[15:59:51] +General Autismo: usually when a girl talks about stuff like that with a guy it's a sure sign he won't get laid
[15:59:53] +arottenmango: but I can't talk to her
[15:59:59] +Raniel: when does mango get friendzoned
[15:59:59] +Rhayader: why
[16:00:02] +Pres. Bush: blissey
[16:00:04] +Pres. Bush: i can be vessel
[16:00:07] +Aggi: No fucking thanks, every relationship I've seen always ends in complete train wrecks, and the couple getting tattoos of eachother, because "we r yung lmao"
[16:00:23] +flyingsweater: are you sure you massive faggots aren't getting b8'd
[16:00:47] +Rhayader: why cant you talk to her mango
[16:00:47] +General Autismo: ^
[16:00:47] +Aggi: spoiler: I'm perfectly fine with this bait
[16:00:47] +General Autismo: no one is this beta :^^^^)
[16:00:47] +Rhayader: mango gave pics of conversation
[16:00:48] +flyingsweater: aggi i meant emotional rape not helping you get a gf
[16:00:48] +Frysinger: I do think so
[16:01:02] +General Autismo: did you try spoiler: raping her
[16:01:06] +Aggi: spoiler: but you're already doing that
[16:01:11] +General Autismo: worked with every gril I went out with
[16:01:11] +General Autismo: :^)
[16:01:14] +Aggi: :^(
[16:01:16] +flyingsweater: +Rhayader: mango gave pics of conversation
[16:01:19] +flyingsweater: link it
[16:01:21] +Alkanos: jesus christ
[16:01:24] +Clefairy: Autismo are you a savage
[16:01:33] +Aggi: imgur.com/rIHkVWq.jpg
[16:01:34] +General Autismo: do you even need to ask B^)
[16:01:36] +Clefairy: oy vey
[16:01:39] +General Autismo: they all forget though
[16:01:41] +Rhayader: imgur.com/rIHkVWq.jpg
[16:01:44] +General Autismo: after I spoiler: eat them
[16:01:46] +Juif: 16w 0d
[16:01:48] +General Autismo: :3c
[16:01:56] +flyingsweater: AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[16:02:02] +flyingsweater: THAT FUCKING CONVO ARE YOU SERIOUS
[16:02:03] +Clefairy: Wow Autismo thats ballin as fuck
You've was muted by AssaultVestBlissey for 7 minutes. (alright, I'll take you're not online)
[16:02:12] +General Autismo: eat them out*
[16:02:19] +Clefairy: gay
[16:02:20] +General Autismo: pls no v&
[16:02:22] +flyingsweater: "oh i'm so sory i fel like shit"
[16:02:22] +Rhayader: mango report
[16:02:44] +flyingsweater: fucking gay
[16:02:56] +arottenmango: about to go off
[16:02:58] +General Autismo: srsly tho why apologize
[16:03:00] +arottenmango: and cry myself to sleep
[16:03:05] +Rhayader: no
[16:03:08] +Frysinger: **CAN WE CALL MANGO CHEF BOYARDEE FOR ALL OF THIS SPAGHETTI*
[16:03:08] +General Autismo: welp
[16:03:10] +Rhayader: you can still fuck her
[16:03:11] +General Autismo: bye mango
[16:03:19] +Rhayader: mango pls
[16:03:20] +arottenmango: I mean Im not usually a bitch
[16:03:28] +flyingsweater: "aahahaha yeah this one tell i fucked a girl after we talked about her complex feelings" - no one ever
[16:03:28] +Clefairy: mango how does it feel to be the biggest beta of showderp
[16:03:30] +Clefairy: tell me.
[16:03:31] +General Autismo: ^
[16:03:34] +arottenmango: n-no
[16:03:36] +Aggi: [23:03:22] +arottenmango: I mean Im not usually a bitch
[16:03:38] +Aggi: Umm
[16:03:39] +Aggi: wat
[16:03:40] +Clefairy: o-k
[16:03:40] +Frysinger: nah doesn't beat flippo
[16:03:42] +General Autismo: this is a safe place
[16:03:42] +General Autismo: :^)
[16:03:43] +arottenmango: I take adderall
[16:03:44] +flyingsweater: "i helped her so hard she sucked my d" - no one ever
[16:03:45] +Clefairy: Frysinger thats true
[16:03:48] +arottenmango: and it tones me down
[16:03:52] +General Autismo: I'm tracking your phone now
[16:03:56] +General Autismo: thanks for the cap
[16:03:57] +arottenmango: if I was off my pill
[16:04:00] +General Autismo: :^^^)
[16:04:03] +arottenmango: I would tell her off
[16:04:11] +Clefairy: omg autismo are you anonoymose
[16:04:13] +Rhayader: mango pls
[16:04:14] +General Autismo: tracking phone then telling her how beta your are lmfao
[16:04:15] +flyingsweater: someone should redir mango to happy place
[16:04:18] +flyingsweater: http://i.imgur.com/xuByV00.png
[16:04:21] +flyingsweater: they'll help him
[16:04:24] +Aggi: HOLY SHIT
[16:04:25] +Aggi: MANGO
[16:04:27] +Keb: lel, type /rank Juif
[16:04:28] +Aggi: POST IT IN HAPPY PLACE
[16:04:29] +General Autismo: y clefair
[16:04:33] +Keb: <- uber top player
[16:04:36] +Aggi: IT'S THE ONLY BOOB THEY'LL EVER HEAR ABOUT ANYWAYS
[16:04:56] +General Autismo: xDD le anonymus neber forget
[16:04:58] +Clefairy: Wait was Kingoftheredlions serious about it flying
[16:04:58] +Clefairy: tep kok
[16:05:03] +Raniel: try posting it in kappy place
[16:05:06] +Raniel: >kappy
[16:05:11] +flyingsweater: anyway i'm too busy plaiyng waifu factory 3
[16:05:15] +flyingsweater: stop being fucking beta
[16:05:16] +General Autismo: >17 0
[16:05:17] +flyingsweater: massive faggots
[16:05:20] +General Autismo: >meaning anything
[16:05:28] +Rhayader: OK MANGO THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
[16:05:30] +General Autismo: it just means he ran into ou babbies a lot
[16:05:32] @Bedschibaer: goyim i'm kill
[16:05:32] +Frysinger: Waifu factory 3
[16:05:33] @Bedschibaer: see ya
[16:05:35] +Aggi: rip beds
[16:05:36] +General Autismo: rip beds
[16:05:43] +Rhayader: TELL HER YOU GO OUT FOR A RUN OR WHATEVER
[16:05:48] +Rhayader: TALK TO HER AGAIN IN 2 HOURS
[16:05:53] %nldvkie: rip beds
[16:05:56] @Ridaz: waifu factory 3
[16:05:59] +Rhayader: NOT ABOUT HER PAST BFS/RAPISTS/WHATEVER
[16:06:00] +General Autismo: >a run
[16:06:07] +General Autismo: just make sure you don't trip on your chin
[16:06:08] +Rhayader: ASK HER THE FUCK OVER
[16:06:09] +General Autismo: :^)
[16:06:13] +Clefairy: top kek
[16:06:19] +Rhayader: IF YOU DO NOT FUCK THIS UP SHE WILL SAY YES
[16:06:20] +Keb: general autismo
[16:06:23] +General Autismo: seriously though just tell her how you feel about her etc etc
[16:06:23] +Keb: i'll 100w 0d
[16:06:27] +Keb: topkek
[16:06:36] +Keb: i started since one hour
[16:06:37] +Rhayader: PLEASE MANGO PLEASE DO NOT TALK TO HER ABOUT FEELINGS
[16:06:39] +arottenmango: no she said no sex
[16:06:41] +arottenmango: jeez
[16:06:48] +arottenmango: go masturbate to incest ok
[16:07:10] +General Autismo: wait
[16:07:11] +General Autismo: is she your sister or something?
[16:07:11] +Rhayader: MANGO SHE WANTS YOUR DICK
[16:07:14] +arottenmango: no
[16:07:17] +General Autismo: cousin?
[16:07:19] +General Autismo: :^)
[16:07:23] +Clefairy: Again mango
[16:07:23] +Clefairy: how does it feel to be the biggest beta of showderp, and that is, that is really hard to pull off
[16:07:24] +arottenmango: but if I act like she scared me off what will that do
[16:07:29] +Rhayader: SHE WANTS YOUR FUCKING DICK IT WILL NOT BE HARD TO FUCK HER
[16:07:32] +Keb: lel
[16:07:32] +arottenmango: no Im not the biggest beta
[16:07:39] +Clefairy: You sure?
[16:07:41] +Aggi: [23:06:25] +General Autismo: seriously though just tell her how you feel about her etc etc
[16:07:42] +Rhayader: dont act like she scared you off
[16:07:42] +Aggi: "so um i want 2 stik my deck in u cuz lik u has blechd har and um im not a psycho i like to go long walks on the beach and not stalk women i respect them as an authority i do not think of you as a sperm container. i am not a sociopath" ~ Mango, 2019
[16:07:43] +arottenmango: how many of you are virgins
[16:07:44] +General Autismo: is she some girl you just like?
[16:07:52] +ZBoo2: !8ball Is Mango the biggest beta?
[16:07:52] @stretcher: (ZBoo2) Signs point to yes
[16:07:52] +Clefairy: top kek aggi
[16:07:57] +General Autismo: kek aggi
[16:07:57] +arottenmango: no she likes me and I liked her back because you know Im nice
[16:07:59] %nldvkie: confirmed
[16:08:08] +Rhayader: she wants your dick holy shit
[16:08:13] +Rhayader: how can you fuck up so badly
[16:08:19] +General Autismo: so why not just give her the dick
[16:08:20] +arottenmango: yeah all her friends fucked it up
[16:08:22] +arottenmango: I will
[16:08:22] +General Autismo: gently~
[16:08:22] +arottenmango: in time
[16:08:25] +arottenmango: my friends
[16:08:26] +arottenmango: in time
[16:08:27] +Aggi: Or rather, she wanted his dick.
[16:08:30] +Rhayader: YOU WILL TODAY
[16:08:39] +General Autismo: just go up to her front door
[16:08:46] +Clefairy: and spaghetti
[16:08:48] +General Autismo: "I wonder where vagina will be"
[16:08:54] +arottenmango: kek
[16:08:58] +General Autismo: her*
[16:09:24] +General Autismo: just ask her to go out for dinner or some shitty cliche date
[16:09:24] +Aggi: "wanna fugg? d-d-don't worry its only ironic shitposting i do it with a ton of sperglords in a p-pokémon chat r-room" ~ Mango, 2042
[16:09:31] +Clefairy: lel
[16:09:33] +Not Canadian: kekt
[16:09:34] +sobiath: !data Autism
No Pokemon, item, move or ability named 'Autism' was found. (Check your spelling?)
[16:09:36] +Rhayader: keked
[16:09:39] +General Autismo: then gently ease her into your den
[16:09:40] +Not Canadian: confirmed kekt by aggi
[16:09:40] +General Autismo: and rape her
[16:09:49] +arottenmango: ok so my friend she fucked had a gf
[16:09:59] +arottenmango: and she said they did it after valentine's day
[16:10:06] +arottenmango: then she told his gf
[16:10:08] +arottenmango: like how
[16:10:15] +arottenmango: also she said he was bad at se
[16:10:15] +Rhayader: >implying shes gonna make you wait 11 months
[16:10:16] +arottenmango: x
[16:10:24] +arottenmango: so Idk
[16:10:27] +Raniel: are you her gay best friend mango?
[16:10:29] +arottenmango: I do need to man up
[16:10:32] +arottenmango: no
[16:10:33] +General Autismo: toppus kekus aggi
[16:10:33] +Rhayader: yes you do
[16:10:41] +arottenmango: her gay best friend said she wanted to fug me
[16:10:47] +arottenmango: and she doesn't want to because of him
[16:10:47] +General Autismo: mango what's this about some guy fucking her 40 times
[16:10:48] +General Autismo: ?
[16:10:53] +Aggi: !8ball is mango sydney's gay best friend?
[16:10:53] @stretcher: (Aggi) Better not tell you now
[16:10:54] +arottenmango: she said he was a rapist
[16:10:55] +Aggi: !8ball is mango sydney's gay best friend?
[16:10:57] +Aggi: !8ball is mango sydney's gay best friend?
[16:10:57] @stretcher: (Aggi) It is decidedly so
[16:10:59] +arottenmango: no
[16:10:59] +Aggi: ok
[16:11:01] +General Autismo: >rapist
[16:11:02] +Rhayader: did andrew rape her
[16:11:08] +arottenmango: no he um
[16:11:08] +General Autismo: >just because she didn't like it it's rape
[16:11:26] +arottenmango: he t3eases her about me
[16:11:27] @Scotteh: what the fuck mango
[16:11:27] +arottenmango: I thought it was all cute
[16:11:27] +General Autismo: confirmed bitch
[16:11:28] +arottenmango: until this rape stuff
[16:11:31] +General Autismo: turn her down
[16:11:36] +Rhayader: dude literally do not give a shit about andrew he is right because she wants your fucking dick
[16:11:47] +sobiath: !8ball Am I Hitler in disguise?
[16:11:47] @stretcher: (sobiath) Cannot predict now
[16:11:50] +Rhayader: you brought the rape stuff up idiot
[16:11:51] @Ridaz: Mango, are you saying
[16:11:53] @Ridaz: her gay friend
[16:12:04] @Ridaz: rapes her and talks to her about you=
[16:12:05] @Ridaz: ?
[16:12:09] +Raniel: maybe that gay friend wants her to reject you so he can fuck you
[16:12:10] +arottenmango: no
[16:12:20] +arottenmango: some person IDk about
[16:12:22] +General Autismo: just give her the d then "so u-uhhh I have devoted my life to this EPIC secret club on a pokemon simulator and I'm married to an artificial intelligence named stretcher"
[16:12:27] +arottenmango: kek
[16:12:31] +Aggi: Why the fuck do you care more about Sir Andrew Cumsponge IV to begin with?
[16:12:32] +Clefairy: top kek
[16:12:38] @Ridaz: ^ @Aggi
[16:12:39] @BassWins: imo do what autismo said
[16:12:39] +General Autismo: "y-you wouldn't understand"
[16:12:45] +Rhayader: spoiler: mango uses sydney to get to andrew and fuck him
[16:12:49] +arottenmango: because I told him to fuck off and she defended him so
[16:12:53] +General Autismo: "it ain't easy being cheesy!"
[16:12:55] +Aggi: So?
[16:13:03] +Aggi: Did she not imply he was a rapist?
[16:13:05] +Rhayader: >dude tells sydney she wants mango
[16:13:07] +General Autismo: then break through her window after stabbing her in the back
[16:13:09] +Rhayader: >mango tells dude to fuck off
[16:13:10] +arottenmango: andrew is not a rapist
[16:13:11] +arottenmango: paul is
[16:13:12] +Rhayader: holy shit
[16:13:34] +General Autismo: just don't get any blood on your trenchcoat
[16:13:34] +Aggi: THEN WHY CARE ABOUT ANDREW
[16:13:35] @Ridaz: Wat...
[16:13:35] +Aggi: JESUS FUCK
[16:13:35] +arottenmango: she rejected me partially because of that tho
[16:13:35] +Raniel: andrew? paul? we jagex now
[16:13:35] +BLOODLESSHEART: Mango just tie them both up and set 'em on fire in a car somewhere
[16:13:35] +BLOODLESSHEART: end of problem
[16:13:39] +arottenmango: she was like and no because then andrew will be right
[16:13:52] +Rhayader: WHY DO YOU CARE ABOUT ANDREW
[16:13:52] @BassWins: i'm so fucking confused now ahaha this is great
[16:14:01] +arottenmango: I don't
[16:14:01] +mr. ko: aww shit what did i miss
[16:14:24] +Absol is my Waifu: http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/oumonotype-102661320 kek
[16:14:33] +Rhayader: MANGO TELL HER THAT YOU DO NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANDREW AND ASK HER THE FUCK OVER
[16:14:41] +arottenmango: nah
[16:14:41] +Mellowlicious: wait who's paul
[16:14:42] +Absol is my Waifu: go to turn 16
[16:14:55] +Raniel: the rapist
[16:14:57] +arottenmango: paul is rapist I was avoiding named
[16:14:58] +Aggi: Mango, you have created one huge clusterfuck of psychological selfmutilation, because you spaghetti'd hard through a few fucking texts.
[16:14:58] +arottenmango: s
[16:15:05] +Rhayader: MANGO WE LITERALLY TELL YOU HOW TO FUCK
[16:15:07] +General Autismo: he fucked her like 40 times and she's still tight
[16:15:10] +Rhayader: >avoid naming
[16:15:11] +Aggi: How did you manage to fuck this hard up?
[16:15:12] +Rhayader: >name is in pic
[16:15:16] +mr. ko: mango ask her to watch a movie with you
[16:15:16] +General Autismo: confirmed whale cooch
[16:15:18] %nldvkie: [15:15:33] +Aggi: Mango, you have created one huge clusterfuck of psychological selfmutilation, because you spaghetti'd hard through a few fucking texts.
[16:15:40] +Aggi: This better be a ruse.
[16:15:40] +mr. ko: watch pacific rim that always gets girls wet
[16:15:41] +BLOODLESSHEART: %nldvkie: [15:15:33] +Aggi: Mango, you have created one huge clusterfuck of psychological selfmutilation, because you spaghetti'd hard through a few fucking texts.
[16:15:47] +arottenmango: aggi wat to do
[16:15:48] +Aggi: This better be a god damn ruse.
[16:15:50] +General Autismo: grils don't really look way into it
[16:15:54] +General Autismo: to her it's just another text
[16:15:59] +mr. ko: this
[16:16:00] +arottenmango: Im thinking of just going to sleep then talking to her tomorrow
[16:16:00] +General Autismo: don't worry about it
[16:16:03] +Rhayader: +Rhayader: MANGO TELL HER THAT YOU DO NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANDREW AND ASK HER THE FUCK OVER
[16:16:04] +Rhayader: +Rhayader: MANGO TELL HER THAT YOU DO NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANDREW AND ASK HER THE FUCK OVER
[16:16:05] +mr. ko: do that
[16:16:05] +Rhayader: +Rhayader: MANGO TELL HER THAT YOU DO NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANDREW AND ASK HER THE FUCK OVER
[16:16:06] +General Autismo: you're overthinking
[16:16:08] +mr. ko: have a wet dream
[16:16:15] +mr. ko: get some confidence and man up
[16:16:17] +General Autismo: seriously just forget this ever happened
[16:16:23] +General Autismo: and go on with your relationship with her
[16:16:29] +mr. ko: this
[16:16:30] +arottenmango: Ill probably use her as sex tool later anyway because she lives near me
[16:16:32] +General Autismo: if she's right then it'll happen
[16:16:36] +mr. ko: dont do that
[16:16:45] +Rhayader: use her a a sex tool
[16:16:45] +mr. ko: you will be a dingus if you do that
[16:16:46] +General Autismo: if she's not then you won't get far with her
[16:16:47] +arottenmango: "if x is important enough to fuck, then we can surely have sex!"
[16:16:49] +Aggi: [23:16:32] +arottenmango: Ill probably use her as sex tool later anyway because she lives near me
[16:16:50] +Aggi: >wanna fugg i sperg hard with adults in pokemon
[16:16:53] +Aggi: Good fucking luck
[16:16:56] +Rhayader: >feeling feeling is normal r-right guys?
[16:17:02] +mr. ko: listen dont just treat her like a sex toy
[16:17:08] +mr. ko: i did that and i fucked up badly
[16:17:09] @Ridaz: [22:16:31] +arottenmango: Ill probably use her as sex tool later anyway because she lives near me
[16:17:10] +arottenmango: Im not lol
[16:17:12] @BassWins: /sd/ helping people with their relationships since 2013
[16:17:12] @Scotteh: fucking
[16:17:13] @Scotteh: hell
[16:17:14] @Ridaz: OH GOD WHAT
[16:17:20] +Aggi: FUCKING CHRIST, SCOTTEH
[16:17:23] +arottenmango: hey
[16:17:26] +Rhayader: WHAT THE FUCK
[16:17:26] +arottenmango: why
[16:17:27] +Palmtop Taiga ÅƑƘ: Oh God what the fuck is this
[16:17:50] +General Autismo: /vp/-Advice and Relationships
[16:17:50] @Scotteh: >why
[16:17:50] @Scotteh: >WHY
[16:17:51] %nldvkie: laffo
[16:17:51] @Scotteh: ARE YOU SERIOUS
[16:17:51] +Palmtop Taiga ÅƑƘ: FUCKING LASAGNA
[16:17:51] %nldvkie: LAFFO
[16:17:51] +MagikarpFisherman: hilarious mostly
[16:17:52] +Clefairy: Palmtop Taiga ÅƑƘ you walked in on autism to the max
[16:17:53] +mr. ko: listen mango treat her well or you will regret it for the rest of your life
[16:17:58] +Aggi: I hope this is a ruse. No one can be this fucking inept with women. Not even /pol/.
[16:17:59] @Ridaz: >WHY
[16:18:00] +arottenmango: I will ok bye guys
[16:18:05] +Rhayader: DONT GO
[16:18:06] @Ridaz: >bye
[16:18:07] +arottenmango: Ill keep u posted ok
[16:18:07] +General Autismo: >not even /pol/
[16:18:08] @Ridaz: YOU STAY HERE
[16:18:11] @BassWins: im dying
[16:18:15] @Ridaz: YOU BETTER LISTEN TO OUR ADVICES
[16:18:15] +Palmtop Taiga: Me too
[16:18:23] +Clefairy: Hey FAGGI you take that back right now /pol/ is ballin
[16:18:25] @Ridaz: YOU'RE DROPPING SPAGHETTI EVERYWHERE
[16:18:27] +General Autismo: /pol/ is more likely to get a gril than /fit/
[16:18:30] +Rhayader: MANGO IS SHE STILL SENDING YOU MESSAGES
[16:18:32] @Scotteh: mango now we've got literally people at both ends of the spectrum in terms of relationships
[16:18:33] +General Autismo: that's for sure
[16:18:33] +Rhayader: WHAT IS SHE SAYING
[16:18:35] +MagikarpFisherman: hey gurl, you wanna see my pokemans?
[16:18:35] +arottenmango: she thinks Im napping right now btw
[16:18:36] +mr. ko: send her some pick up lines
[16:18:42] +Aggi: That doesn't say much, Autismo.
[16:18:44] +Aggi: :^=
[16:18:45] +mr. ko: ey bby i wan squirtle on ur jigglepomfs
[16:18:46] +BLOODLESSHEART: Take it from someone who dated a girl who ended up prom queen and is now a pharmacist ok? If she's worth it then dont' fuck up.
[16:18:52] +General Autismo: "I'll t-trade you a shiny mew if you have sex with me"
[16:18:53] +General Autismo: B^)
[16:18:58] +Aggi: MANGO
[16:18:59] +arottenmango: well Idk if she's worth it
[16:19:04] +Aggi: SELL YOUR SHINIES TO HER FOR DICK
[16:19:07] +Aggi: I MEAN SEX
[16:19:07] +arottenmango: we don't have thtat much in common
[16:19:08] @Scotteh: mango
[16:19:11] @Scotteh: seriously
[16:19:12] +Clefairy: >for dick
[16:19:13] +Clefairy: aggi pls
[16:19:14] +Aggi: :^)
[16:19:18] @BassWins: to her for dick
[16:19:18] +Rhayader: MANGO SHE ASKED F YOU LIKE POKEMON HOLY SHIT
[16:19:20] +arottenmango: and she seems easy like what if she forgets about me
[16:19:23] +arottenmango: and fucks some other guys
[16:19:24] @Scotteh: please try and seriously reevaluate the entire situation objectively
[16:19:26] +arottenmango: guy*
[16:19:27] +Rhayader: SHE BROUGHT UP LIKING SEX
[16:19:27] +Clefairy: showdrama
[16:19:37] +Rhayader: SHE BROUGHT UP LIKING SEX
[16:19:59] @Scotteh: if this isn't a ruse, you are in some shit right now
[16:19:59] +arottenmango: oh new message
[16:19:59] +General Autismo: THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN
[16:19:59] +Rhayader: HOW CAN YOU FUCK THIS UP
[16:19:59] +Aggi: Clefair, this isn't drama, this is Mango flailing around like a fucking mental case.
[16:19:59] +arottenmango: "Im actually quite shocked that your not questioning me about sex"
[16:19:59] +General Autismo: http://91.121.21.133:2088/h/92e05e3d907ed6bdb1e09dd62df9427f229df057-154270-1200-900-jpg/keystamp=1395786300-0298f4d8a8/h16.jpg
[16:20:00] +Frysinger: mango tell her how many push ups you can do that'll impress her
[16:20:00] +MagikarpFisherman: I don't think this really qualifies as drama
[16:20:00] +General Autismo: http://91.121.21.133:2088/h/92e05e3d907ed6bdb1e09dd62df9427f229df057-154270-1200-900-jpg/keystamp=1395786300-0298f4d8a8/h16.jpg
[16:20:00] +arottenmango: what does that even mean
[16:20:00] %nldvkie: What the fuck are you doing m8
[16:20:00] +MagikarpFisherman: more entertainment
[16:20:00] +General Autismo: http://91.121.21.133:2088/h/92e05e3d907ed6bdb1e09dd62df9427f229df057-154270-1200-900-jpg/keystamp=1395786300-0298f4d8a8/h16.jpg
[16:20:00] +mr. ko: mango just say you want to stick it in her
[16:20:00] @stretcher: New battle posted in bread: http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-102665547
[16:20:02] +Keb: !uptime
Uptime: 2 days, 12 hours
[16:20:03] +BLOODLESSHEART: mango: git gud
[16:20:07] +Keb: dayum
[16:20:15] @Ridaz: [22:20:00] +arottenmango: "Im actually quite shocked that your not questioning me about sex"
[16:20:16] @Ridaz: [22:20:00] +arottenmango: "Im actually quite shocked that your not questioning me about sex"
[16:20:16] @Ridaz: [22:20:00] +arottenmango: "Im actually quite shocked that your not questioning me about sex"
[16:20:19] +arottenmango: what does that even mean
[16:20:19] +Clefairy: True aggi, true
[16:20:21] +CLI: draws
[16:20:22] +CLI: old news
[16:20:27] +mr. ko: ask her if she likes it dry
[16:20:28] +CLI: :^)
[16:20:30] +Rhayader: SHE WANTS YOU TO FUCK HER
[16:20:35] +Draws-stuff: Really?
[16:20:41] +MagikarpFisherman: hey gurl, want to make fuck?
[16:20:45] %nldvkie: mango why are you getting advice from us
[16:20:46] +General Autismo: give her the spoiler: shiny
[16:20:46] +General Autismo: http://91.121.21.133:2088/h/92e05e3d907ed6bdb1e09dd62df9427f229df057-154270-1200-900-jpg/keystamp=1395786300-0298f4d8a8/h16.jpg
[16:20:48] %nldvkie: seriously
[16:20:48] +arottenmango: like is she surprised Im not asking her to fuck
[16:20:50] +Clefairy: AUTISMO
[16:20:50] +Clefairy: PLS
[16:20:53] +Draws-stuff: Fortress is a bad pokemon
[16:20:54] +General Autismo: :^)
[16:20:54] %nldvkie: talk to like a real person
[16:20:57] +arottenmango: or is she surprised Im not mad at her for being a slut
[16:20:59] +Rhayader: MANGO PLEASE ASK HER OVER
[16:21:02] +BLOODLESSHEART: dude fuggin make out with her and stuff dude and be passionate n shit and enjoy being with a girl
[16:21:03] +CLI: forretress a shit
[16:21:03] @Ridaz: >implying we're not real
[16:21:04] +Draws-stuff: Slurpuff and furfro unviable in ou
[16:21:08] +Rhayader: MANGO PLEASE ASK HER OVER
[16:21:09] +BLOODLESSHEART: spoiler: instincts, n shit
[16:21:09] +Rhayader: MANGO PLEASE ASK HER OVER
[16:21:10] +Rhayader: MANGO PLEASE ASK HER OVER
[16:21:15] +CLI: !data slurpuff

    685 Slurpuff Fairy Sweet VeilUnburdenHP
    82 Atk
    80 Def
    86 SpA
    85 SpD
    75 Spe
    72 BST
    480

[16:21:15] +leddit: fortress is good if you want painful sex
[16:21:18] +CLI: hi i'm slurpuff
[16:21:19] +MagikarpFisherman: tell her she can go once she's eaten all the eggs
[16:21:22] +leddit: but for oral use goodra
[16:21:25] +CLI: you say heatran? i say come at me
[16:21:32] +General Autismo: challenge her to a YGO duel
[16:21:37] +mr. ko: mango just ask her out you beta
[16:21:37] +Aggi: [23:21:34] +General Autismo: challenge her to a YGO duel
[16:21:38] +Rhayader: MANGO PLEASE GET THE COURAGE TO ASK HER OVER YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE
[16:21:40] +Aggi: do this you sperglord
[16:21:43] +arottenmango: Im gonna say
[16:21:43] +MagikarpFisherman: NO YOU MUST EAT ALL THE EGGS
[16:21:46] +Rhayader: MANGO PLEASE GET THE COURAGE TO ASK HER OVER YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE
[16:21:59] +Rhayader: MANGO PLEASE GET THE COURAGE TO ASK HER OVER YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE
[16:22:01] +arottenmango: "what does that even mean"
[16:22:02] +General Autismo: if you win she gets to be your slave
[16:22:03] +arottenmango: >nothing to lose
[16:22:03] +Aggi: [23:21:45] +arottenmango: Im gonna say
[16:22:03] %nldvkie: EGGS
[16:22:03] +BLOODLESSHEART: good thing my waifu plays pogeyman at least heh
[16:22:03] +Aggi: [23:21:45] +MagikarpFisherman: NO YOU MUST EAT ALL THE EGGS
[16:22:03] +Aggi: FUCKING LEL
[16:22:03] %nldvkie: EGGS
[16:22:04] +arottenmango: this is a girl who just moved in near me
[16:22:04] +Palmtop Taiga: That gigantic booty
[16:22:06] +Rhayader: INVITE HER OVER TO PLAY XBOX OR SOME SHIT PLEASE
[16:22:07] +mr. ko: EAT ALL THE EGGS
[16:22:10] +arottenmango: and wants me potentially
[16:22:22] %nldvkie: EGGS
[16:22:22] +Rhayader: >POTENTIALLY
[16:22:22] +Clefairy: Oh!
[16:22:23] +Clefairy: A shiny!!!
[16:22:24] +General Autismo: stop spamming y-you JEW :^(
[16:22:25] +Aggi: [23:22:02] +arottenmango: "what does that even mean"
[16:22:26] +Aggi: Confirmed wanting to RP as her queer friend
[16:22:37] +arottenmango: wait but
[16:22:37] %nldvkie: A SHINY!!!
[16:22:41] +Clefairy: lel magikarp that fucking thread
[16:22:42] +Rhayader: INVITE HER OVER TO PLAY XBOX OR SOME SHIT PLEASE
[16:22:43] +Rhayader: INVITE HER OVER TO PLAY XBOX OR SOME SHIT PLEASE
[16:22:44] +Rhayader: INVITE HER OVER TO PLAY XBOX OR SOME SHIT PLEASE
[16:22:52] +leddit: YES
[16:22:53] @Scotteh: you have absolutely everything to lose.
[16:22:54] +arottenmango: wait
[16:22:55] +General Autismo: jews confirmed shitposters
[16:22:57] +Clefairy: give her the eggs
[16:22:58] %nldvkie: what the fuck is this chat
[16:23:05] +General Autismo: feed her eggs and milk
[16:23:06] +General Autismo: :^)
[16:23:06] +leddit: GET THE SHINY GIRLFRIEND
[16:23:08] %nldvkie: also what clefair said
[16:23:09] @Ridaz: [22:22:59] %nldvkie: what the fuck is this chat
[16:23:09] @Ridaz: This
[16:23:16] +arottenmango: it's too cold to talk to her too
[16:23:19] +Rhayader: DO IT FOR ME INVITE HER OVER TO PLAY XBOX OR SOME SHIT PLEASE
[16:23:19] +arottenmango: fug
[16:23:21] +leddit: fucke
[16:23:22] +General Autismo: mango just leave
[16:23:23] @Ridaz: >too cold
[16:23:24] +leddit: shut your mouth
[16:23:24] +MagikarpFisherman: but what if shiny girlfriend has bad nature?
[16:23:25] +leddit: do it
[16:23:25] +Aggi: [23:23:18] +arottenmango: it's too cold to talk to her too
[16:23:26] +General Autismo: this will only get worse
[16:23:28] +Aggi: TOO COLD TO PHONE
[16:23:31] +leddit: i live in fucking michigan
[16:23:34] +arottenmango: no Ican walk over there
[16:23:38] %nldvkie: shinies have shit ivs anyway
[16:23:39] +Rhayader: ASK HER OVER SO YOU CAN GET WARM TOGETHER
[16:23:40] +arottenmango: she lives 5 houses down freom me
[16:23:42] +Frysinger: leddit it's not that cold here atm
[16:23:44] +leddit: and shits cold as fuck 32 degrees water can freeze
[16:23:45] +Frysinger: it's only like 30
[16:23:50] +mr. ko: ask the neighbors for an orgy parry
[16:24:13] +Rhayader: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>literally 100 meters away
[16:24:13] +Rhayader: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mango pls
[16:24:13] %nldvkie: Show her your reuniclus
[16:24:20] +Clefairy: This is what happens when a 4chan user from /vp/ tries to get laid.
[16:24:31] +Aggi: >"Im actually quite shocked that your not questioning me about sex"
[16:24:32] @Scotteh: Clefair, majority of us are normal
[16:24:33] +Aggi: She's either implying you're a faggot, or that you havn't noticed her yet as more, than just the qt.314 around the block.
[16:24:37] +mr. ko: yeah
[16:24:38] +Clefairy: <:^) ik scotteh
[16:24:43] +General Autismo: ask her to rp with you and your shiny
[16:24:44] +General Autismo: http://exhentai.org/s/0310f214fb/686390-21
[16:24:44] +Rhayader: INVITE HER OVER TO PLAY XBOX OR SOME SHIT PLEASE
[16:24:45] +General Autismo: :^)
[16:24:49] +leddit: but the minority of us are neckbeards
[16:24:52] +leddit: aka clefair
[16:24:53] +Rhayader: PLEASE MANGO IM BEGGING YOU
[16:24:53] +mr. ko: TELL HER YOU OWN A WII U BITHCES LOVE WII U
[16:25:05] +Aggi: Don't ask her what she means, ask her why. If you are even gonna ask her.
[16:25:06] +Rhayader: she brought up liking sex TWICE
[16:25:07] +leddit: MANGO DO IT
[16:25:12] +arottenmango: ok aggi
[16:25:13] +General Autismo: rhayader why do you keep spamming xbox
[16:25:14] +Clefairy: leddit I-I..:
[16:25:15] +Clefairy: Don't have a beard even
[16:25:15] %nldvkie: capping this chat
[16:25:24] +Rhayader: she said she likes xbox
[16:25:25] +Rhayader: earlier
[16:25:27] +General Autismo: oh
[16:25:27] +MagikarpFisherman: why do you even care Rhayader, guy doesn't deserve to get his dick wet
[16:25:34] +arottenmango: Ill pastebin it ok
[16:25:34] +mr. ko: this
[16:25:36] +mr. ko: he is too beta
[16:25:43] +Rhayader: IM NOT GIVING UP
[16:25:53] +arottenmango: no you guys are confusing me fuck
[16:25:58] +Rhayader: IM HELPING THIS 17 YEAR OLD BETA GETTING LAID FUCK
[16:26:02] +MagikarpFisherman: he'll probably invite her over and force her to eat all the eggs
[16:26:24] +Rhayader: INVITE HER OVER TO PLAY XBOX OR SOME SHIT PLEASE
[16:26:24] +mr. ko: just do what your gut says
[16:26:24] +Aggi: But the sentence "Im actually quite shocked that your not questioning me about sex" reffers to her thinking of you as a beta and/or faggot.
[16:26:24] +Rhayader: PLEASE MANGO
[16:26:24] +Frysinger: >implying you're any better
[16:26:25] +Asstoblast: give her your dick /b/ro
[16:26:25] +MagikarpFisherman: thinking it's considerate
[16:26:25] +Asstoblast: xDD
[16:26:26] %nldvkie: ^
[16:26:37] +arottenmango: ok
[16:26:39] +Rhayader: MANGO ITS YOUR LAST CHANCE BEFORE THE FRIEND ZONE
[16:26:41] +arottenmango: I asked her why shes shocked
[16:26:43] +Frysinger: no one knows if you even get any Rhayader
[16:26:43] +Rhayader: LITERALLY LAST CHANCE
[16:26:44] %nldvkie: Sorry, we lost our connection to plug.dj. Click OK to refresh and try again.
[16:26:44] +Frysinger: so
[16:26:44] +Rhayader: NO
[16:26:45] +mr. ko: NO
[16:26:46] +mr. ko: NO
[16:26:46] +Rhayader: SHIT
[16:26:49] +Aggi: FUCKING LEL
[16:26:50] +mr. ko: YOU FUCKING DINGUS
[16:26:52] +Rhayader: NO SEX FOR YOU
[16:26:53] +Aggi: HE FUCKING DID IT
[16:26:57] +mr. ko: MAN UP YOU QUEER
[16:27:00] +Raniel: WELCOME TO THE FRIENDZONE
[16:27:01] @Ridaz: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[16:27:04] +Sarinoto: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[16:27:05] +arottenmango: besides I can get out of the friendzone r-right guys?
[16:27:05] %nldvkie: HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH
[16:27:08] %nldvkie: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[16:27:09] +Asstoblast: I don't even anymore.
[16:27:10] %nldvkie: CUMSHIT
[16:27:14] +Aggi: NO YOU CAN'T, YOU FUCK-WIT
[16:27:14] +mr. ko: FRIENDZONE:POPULATION YOU
[16:27:17] +Sarinoto: YA BLEW IT
[16:27:21] +Rhayader: I LIVE IN FUCKING ISRAEL AND I CAN HEAR HER VAGINA SHUTTING DOWN ALL ACROSS THE ATLANTIC OCEAN
[16:27:21] +arottenmango: it's ok it's ok
[16:27:22] +Sarinoto: YOU ARE THE KING OF ITALIA
[16:27:23] +arottenmango: I
[16:27:24] %nldvkie: INB4 GIANT RUSE
[16:27:26] +Aggi: DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE FRIEND ZONE?
[16:27:28] +Sarinoto: PASTA MASTA
[16:27:35] +arottenmango: will just tell her my friends asked to say that stuff
[16:27:35] +mr. ko: mother mia
[16:27:35] +arottenmango: right
[16:27:37] +Sarinoto: FUCKIN
[16:27:37] +arottenmango: fug
[16:27:39] +mr. ko: NO
[16:27:40] +Sarinoto: KING
[16:27:41] +Sarinoto: OF
[16:27:43] +Sarinoto: ITALIA
[16:27:44] +mr. ko: YOU IDIOT
[16:27:46] +Aggi: >mixing friends into it
[16:27:46] @Ridaz: YOU DON?T FYCUNG
[16:27:46] +Rhayader: >MY FRIENDS TOOK MY PHONE
[16:27:47] +Raniel: >backing off
[16:27:48] +Aggi: FUCKING
[16:27:48] @Ridaz: lwjuNLOOLIUGWBKIFJHSLOHBGWOBHGWSINPGOBIRG
[16:27:51] +Sarinoto: YOU SHOULD BE CALLED PAPINI
[16:27:52] +Raniel: THAT'S EVEN WORSE
[16:27:56] +mr. ko: HOW CAN ONE PERSON BE THIS BETA
[16:27:56] %nldvkie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[16:27:58] %nldvkie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[16:27:58] +General Autismo: This is worse than shitposting hours.
[16:27:59] +Aggi: IS THIS A RUSE?!
[16:28:00] +Rhayader: SOMEONE CAP THIS CHAT OH GOD
[16:28:00] +arottenmango: no not "my friends took my phone"
[16:28:01] +Palmtop Taiga: Holy shit
[16:28:01] +General Autismo: ;__;
[16:28:01] %nldvkie: WHAT
[16:28:03] %nldvkie: IS
[16:28:03] +Palmtop Taiga: I'm crying
[16:28:04] @Ridaz: MANGO I'M GOING TO FUCKING BAN YOUR FUCKING ASS
[16:28:04] %nldvkie: GOING
[16:28:04] +Aggi: IS THIS A FUCKING RUSE?!
[16:28:05] %nldvkie: ON
[16:28:07] +mr. ko: DO IT
[16:28:08] +Aggi: NO RIDAZ
[16:28:09] +arottenmango: "listen I'm sorry about yesterday"
[16:28:09] +Rhayader: RIDAZ PLEASE DO IT
[16:28:10] +arottenmango: NO
[16:28:11] +General Autismo: ridaz pls
[16:28:11] +MagikarpFisherman: haha
[16:28:12] +leddit: mango
[16:28:13] +arottenmango: pls Im sorry
[16:28:13] +General Autismo: no ban
[16:28:27] +mr. ko: NO
[16:28:27] +leddit: kill yourself
[16:28:27] +General Autismo: just shut up
[16:28:28] +Rhayader: RIDAZ PLS
[16:28:28] +arottenmango: I offered to leave
[16:28:28] +CLI: BANNED
[16:28:30] %nldvkie: YOU FUCKING IDIOT
[16:28:30] +MagikarpFisherman: ridaz pls
[16:28:30] +Aggi: RIDAZ, I'LL CALL YOU RIDE ASS UNTIL THE END OF TIME IF YOU BAN HIM
[16:28:30] +mr. ko: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[16:28:30] +CLI: YOU'RE BANNED
[16:28:30] +mr. ko: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[16:28:30] +Palmtop Taiga: >not making him room owner for that
[16:28:30] %nldvkie: YOU FUCKNG IDIOT
[16:28:37] +Palmtop Taiga: shiggy diggy
[16:28:38] +Rhayader: SOMEONE CAP THE CHAT
[16:28:42] +General Autismo: yfw this was all a ruse
[16:28:42] +arottenmango: she said
[16:28:44] %nldvkie: YOU DUM BIDIOT
[16:28:48] +Aggi: OK GUYS
[16:28:49] +leddit: mango
[16:28:51] +Rhayader: SHE SAID WELCOME TO THE FRIENDZONE JACKASS
[16:28:52] +leddit: go kill urself
[16:28:53] +Aggi: [23:28:45] +arottenmango: she said
[16:28:56] +leddit: if you cant talk to a girl
[16:28:57] +mr. ko: AH HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA FAGGOT
[16:28:57] +Aggi: pls b gud
[16:28:58] +arottenmango: "normally I get asked about favorite positions, (details about sex)
[16:28:58] +leddit: nigga you cant live
[16:28:59] +arottenmango: and I said
[16:29:04] +Aggi: [23:29:00] +arottenmango: "normally I get asked about favorite positions, (details about sex)
[16:29:05] +Aggi: [23:29:00] +arottenmango: "normally I get asked about favorite positions, (details about sex)
[16:29:06] +Aggi: [23:29:00] +arottenmango: "normally I get asked about favorite positions, (details about sex)
[16:29:07] +mr. ko: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
[16:29:08] +leddit: what
[16:29:09] +Rhayader: IM FUCKING DYING
[16:29:09] +arottenmango: "ohhh that stuff can wait for another time right lmao"
[16:29:09] %nldvkie: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[16:29:11] %nldvkie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[16:29:12] @Ridaz: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
[16:29:13] +Rhayader: WHAT
[16:29:13] +Aggi: [23:29:11] +arottenmango: "ohhh that stuff can wait for another time right lmao"
[16:29:14] +Rhayader: WHAT
[16:29:14] +Aggi: [23:29:11] +arottenmango: "ohhh that stuff can wait for another time right lmao"
[16:29:15] +Raniel: >>>
[16:29:15] +Rhayader: WHAT
[16:29:15] +Aggi: [23:29:11] +arottenmango: "ohhh that stuff can wait for another time right lmao"
[16:29:15] +Rhayader: WHAT
[16:29:15] +Rhayader: WHAT
[16:29:16] +Aggi: [23:29:11] +arottenmango: "ohhh that stuff can wait for another time right lmao"
[16:29:16] +Aggi: [23:29:11] +arottenmango: "ohhh that stuff can wait for another time right lmao"
[16:29:17] +Rhayader: WHAT
[16:29:17] +Rhayader: WHAT
[16:29:18] %nldvkie: AFSDASDFFASDFASDFASDFSADF
[16:29:21] +MagikarpFisherman: this chat is really something tonight
[16:29:21] +mr. ko: IM PISSED
[16:29:25] +Raniel: YOU HAD AVOIDED THE BULLET
[16:29:26] @Ridaz: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WAIIT FOR ANOTHER TIME
[16:29:27] %nldvkie: WOW
[16:29:30] +Sarinoto: JAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJA
[16:29:31] +mr. ko: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
[16:29:31] %nldvkie: WOW
[16:29:31] @stretcher: New battle posted in bread: http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-102668937
[16:29:34] +Not Canadian: [23:29:11] +arottenmango: "ohhh that stuff can wait for another time right lmao"
[16:29:35] +Rhayader: SHE OFFERS HER VAGINA AS A SACRIFICE AND YOU DENIED IT
[16:29:38] %nldvkie: JAJAJAJAJAJAJA
[16:29:39] +Palmtop Taiga: top
[16:29:41] +Palmtop Taiga: fucking
[16:29:44] %nldvkie: KEK
[16:29:44] +General Autismo: wait
[16:29:44] +Palmtop Taiga: blast
[16:29:47] +Palmtop Taiga: I don't evn
[16:29:50] +Not Canadian: [23:29:11] +arottenmango: "ohhh that stuff can wait for another time right lmao"
[16:29:51] +Not Canadian: [23:29:11] +arottenmango: "ohhh that stuff can wait for another time right lmao"
[16:29:51] +Sarinoto: PAPINI KING OF ITALIA
[16:29:52] +Not Canadian: [23:29:11] +arottenmango: "ohhh that stuff can wait for another time right lmao"
[16:29:54] +General Autismo: so she asked about your favorite sex positions?
[16:29:54] +Palmtop Taiga: My voice
[16:29:56] @BassWins: this is fucking hilarious
[16:29:58] +Palmtop Taiga: is slippign away
[16:29:58] +mr. ko: how the hell do you get rejected like this when she is litterally laying it all in front of you
[16:30:01] +Not Canadian: YOU ARE A FUCKING BETA
[16:30:02] +Not Canadian: YOU ARE A FUCKING BETA
[16:30:02] %nldvkie: AYYYYY LMAO
[16:30:03] +Not Canadian: YOU ARE A FUCKING BETA
[16:30:05] +General Autismo: DID SHE ASK ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE POSITIONS?
[16:30:08] %nldvkie: HAHAHA
[16:30:09] +Rhayader: THIS IS HER NORMAL TALK WHEN SHES HORNY AND MANGO JUST DENIES HIMSELF OF SEX
[16:30:13] %nldvkie: SHIT
[16:30:16] +Not Canadian: YOU ARE A FUCKING BETA**
[16:30:17] %nldvkie: FUCK EVERYTHING
[16:30:19] +Aggi: I HAVE LATELY BEEN AN EMOTIONAL AND PSYCHOLOGICAL WRECK THE PAST FEW WEEKS, MANGO
[16:30:19] +Clefairy: I wonder how this would've went without showderps "help"
[16:30:42] +Sarinoto: kekkest top
[16:30:42] +Aggi: YOU FUCKING FIXED ME
[16:30:42] +Rhayader: **SHE BROUGHT UP SEX 3 TIMES ALREADY
[16:30:42] +arottenmango: ok guys
[16:30:42] +Clefairy: Hahaha
[16:30:42] +Palmtop Taiga: I'm starting to laugh like a pansy, good job mango
[16:30:43] +Rhayader: THREE
[16:30:43] +arottenmango: fuck tyou
[16:30:43] %nldvkie: ^
[16:30:43] +arottenmango: Im going to go masturbate with her
[16:30:43] +Not Canadian: YOU ARE
[16:30:43] +MagikarpFisherman: have we even helped yet?
[16:30:43] %nldvkie: You're a fucking idiot asking us for help
[16:30:43] +Mellowlicious: not as shilarious that's for sure, clefairy
[16:30:43] +Not Canadian: A
[16:30:44] +MagikarpFisherman: I thought this was just him talking about it
[16:30:44] +Not Canadian: FUCKING
[16:30:44] %nldvkie: it can't be real
[16:30:44] +Not Canadian: BETA
[16:30:46] +arottenmango: pce
[16:30:48] +mr. ko: MANGO YOU SINGLE HANDEDLY MADE ME SO PISSED OFF I CANT FINISH MY PORKCHPS BECAUSE IM GRINDING MY TEETH
[16:30:56] +arottenmango: ;___;
[16:31:01] +General Autismo: leave imo
[16:31:03] +Not Canadian: [23:29:11] +arottenmango: "ohhh that stuff can wait for another time right lmao"
[16:31:04] +Not Canadian: [23:29:11] +arottenmango: "ohhh that stuff can wait for another time right lmao"
[16:31:05] +MagikarpFisherman: not worth getting mad over, just laugh
[16:31:05] +Not Canadian: [23:29:11] +arottenmango: "ohhh that stuff can wait for another time right lmao"
[16:31:08] +Not Canadian: YOU ARE
[16:31:11] +Not Canadian: A
[16:31:11] +Clefairy: WOW
[16:31:12] +Aggi: FUCK
[16:31:12] +Not Canadian: FUCKING
[16:31:12] +Not Canadian: BETA
[16:31:14] +Rhayader: SHE BROUGHT UP SEX 3 TIMES ALRADY AFTER YOU FUCKED UP AFTER EACH TIME AND YOU STILL KEEP FUCKING UP
[16:31:15] +Palmtop Taiga: top hue
[16:31:20] %nldvkie: +arottenmango left
[16:31:22] +Aggi: SOMEONE PASTEBIN THIS SHIT
[16:31:24] +CLI: http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ubers-102668275 NON MEGA AMPHAROS IN UBERS
[16:31:25] +Aggi: ALL OF IT
[16:31:25] %Morfent: wud u a gawappamon http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090205055502/digimon/images/c/c7/Gwappamon_b.jpg
[16:31:27] +mr. ko: i
[16:31:31] +mr. ko: i need to calm down
[16:31:34] +Not Canadian: AY"LL DO IT LMOA
[16:31:40] +timper: wait what
[16:31:40] +mr. ko: my dinger donger is throbbing
[16:31:42] +General Autismo: someone better cap this shit
[16:31:45] +General Autismo: I'm kill
[16:31:47] +General Autismo: -__-
[16:31:49] %nldvkie: night
[16:31:49] +Rhayader: HOLY SHIT
[16:31:56] +Clefairy: rip autismo
[16:31:57] +Clefairy: cya
[16:31:57] +Rhayader: i dont even know how to react
[16:31:59] @BassWins: holy fuck this has been going on for so long the first part got eaten by PS
[16:32:01] +Clefairy: o-oh
[16:32:05] +Not Canadian: fuck
[16:32:05] +Not Canadian: fuck
[16:32:10] %nldvkie: yea
[16:32:13] %Morfent: how do you fuck up this badly
[16:32:13] +Not Canadian: bass i can only copy so much ;_;
[16:32:14] %nldvkie: we can't cap it all
[16:32:15] +Clefairy: yeah bass i tried to pastebin everything but no :^(
[16:32:16] @BassWins: stretcher logs every message
[16:32:16] +mr. ko: lets just forget this ever happened
[16:32:16] +Rhayader: its only the start though
[16:32:19] @BassWins: we are safe
[16:32:20] +Rhayader: the most of it is still here
[16:32:21] %nldvkie: ohh shit
[16:32:22] @BassWins: based pick
[16:32:23] %nldvkie: hah
[16:32:24] %nldvkie: haha
[16:32:27] +Not Canadian: PICK CAN LOG ALL ARE MEEAGES
[16:32:29] +Clefairy: >stretcher logs every message
[16:32:29] %nldvkie: based fbi
[16:32:30] +Clefairy: WHAT
[16:32:31] +Not Canadian: ATHX PI*CK
[16:32:54] +Rhayader: BASED STRETCHER
[16:32:54] +Aggi: http://pastebin.com/NHchFqek I tried to bin as much as possible
[16:32:54] +Aggi: [23:32:18] @BassWins: stretcher logs every message
[16:32:55] %nldvkie: [15:33:06] +Not Canadian: ATHX PI*CK
[16:32:55] +Baa: LOG THIS spoiler: FAG :^)
[16:32:55] +Aggi: BASED PICK