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- Holy fuck. Is... that your dick? Good lord! Look at the thing! *giggles* Oh my god, I can't even wrap my fingers all the way around it. It's so heavy too.... Ok, let's see how long this is... oh... it's bigger than my ruler. Is this a fucking prank? How the hell do you not pass out when you get a boner?
- You want me to do what?
- Write on myself?
- What?
- So you're gonna lay that across there... and you want me to draw a line on myself with that sharpie. Ok?
- Let me look in the mirror. JESUS CHRIST! You're actually gonna impale me! Well... at least it'll be fun!
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