Nuclear-powered dildos

<ANG|IRN> Though, I can say he's the opposite of most Redvali QBs in multiple ways
<Kushleesi> Like? :P
<ANG|IRN> Redvali QBs typically come from big football academies in high school and early on develop a diva complex. They're often loud, brash, they value superficial relationships over lower profile ones, and most of them don't come from prestigious backgrounds
<Kushleesi> Ah, valid point
Dexter's a small-town country boy, so that's true :P
<ANG|IRN>
You have to remember that in Redvale college players are legitimate celebs because of the way that CFB is very popular
<Kushleesi> Indee
*Indeed
<ANG|IRN> College football in Redvale is about as popular as the NBA is in the USA
<Kushleesi> Dezter is loud and brash but just....fragile back and forth
Dexter it's kinda weird. He does come from prestigious background, but is really isolated from the rest until he grows older
Do Redvali QBs earn lots of money while on college then? :P
<ANG|IRN> Under the table, yes
<Kushleesi> That's what I meant ;)
<ANG|IRN> You'll see all about that with FSC
<Kushleesi> Nice nice
Dexter did get gifts from his father, but can't really use them during season
One of them's a snow plower :P
*grandfather
<ANG|IRN> Heh, with college football being closer to pro football in Redvale, the star QBs get everything
Cash, cars, girlfriends, stuff for their families
<Kushleesi> Even nuclear-powered dildos? :P
<ANG|IRN> It's different for the less prominent positions if it's not at a big school
And definitely :P
<Kushleesi> I'm giving you a huge idea ;)
<ANG|IRN> Castle's new staff will need to make sure Amalie gets a nuclear dildo to cheer her up after the 4 picks in the title game
That would keep her quiet as a foreigner comes in and steals the job this season
<Kushleesi> Perfect
Do you want details for nuclear-powered dildo? :P
<ANG|IRN> That doesn't sound like a question I should say no to
And, I think I'm going to legit put that in a post. Like, I won't say it because I don't want to get in trouble with the mods, but I'll put a reference in or something that you'll understand :P
<Kushleesi> a) Manufactured by this Quebecois inventor named Hugues Obry
b) It requires tiny amount of uranium to do 10 x the job
c) Filled with many protective layers (those that we see in HAZMAT suit) to make sure that nuclear power doesn't cause problems
on personal health
d) Can be given to your loved one / star as a gift ;)
<ANG|IRN>Heh, so it would be weird if Arielle were to give her one
Kushleesi
;) ;)
<ANG|IRN>
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<Kushleesi> The most important part with this nuclear-powered dildo is to read the instructions. VERY IMPORTANT
else you suffer lots of health-related damages