dakc and ral hang out episode1

dack and ral hang out episode 1: Dack Joins* The Izzet Guild
(*Did We Say Joins? Sorry We Meant Steals :) )

oen beautiful dayi n ravnica Dakc fucking Fayden the greatest ufkcing thief inbt he whole fuKCing multiverse took a strole to the iszzet guild! "i have never mad e a friend" dack said . "so i msut joiunbt he izzet guild! but how"  dack leans dramatically opver a railing and sighs with hsi ahnd ove rhis head. he doesnt know how..........................he ahs never joined a guild. dack is defeatedforbever he cannkot join the guidkl its too strong! its too mcuh

SUDDNELKY the gates OF THE GUIDL open with a dazzling light. its too strong . fdakcs speciakl eyes his sensitive eyes they burn "OH FUCK MYE EYS" he screams "ILL HAVE TO STEAL A NEW PAIR NO" and the doors clos eiwht a tthundercrack . dack opens his eyes to see.........................................................Motherfucckign Ral ZAREK hoyl shit? dack gasp. "oh shit " he say he looks at the paopeprs he has of info top secret info of the izzet guild . he lokoks back at ral. ral stares back aty him . he looksk abck at the pa[pers. he looks back at ral. "what the fuck are you doign here" ral says "stop fucking loitering on my lawn thats jaces job"

dakc shouts triumphanrtly and picks up  ral. "oyu............are the izzet guildmaster you have to Let me in. Open . your guild. Stop . having it be closed" he scereams and runs away w[ti hral]. ral is screaming "IM NOT A FUCKING DRAGON WHAT THE FUCK PUT ME DOWN HOW DID YOU EVEN MAKE THIS MISTAKE" theys ceeam. but dack cannot read! "i cant fuckign read bro" dack says but he doesnt stop urnnign . "YOU DONT NEED TO READ" ral screams "YLOOK AT THE FYUCKIGN PHOTO WE DONT LOOK ANYTHING AlikE IM FUCKING RIPPED BRO IM SHREDDED NIV ISNT"

dakc stops and looks at ht ephoto........and looks back at ral............dack has made a mistake.......... "oh shit dude" dack say "youre not a fucking dragon" "NO FUCKGIN SHIT" ral screams "well shit" dack say sadly. the greates thief int he multiverse sets ral down "im dack fucking fayde thhe greatest thief in them ultiverse" he sayys"who the fuck are you if yorue not izzet guildmaster"

"im ral fucking zarek" ral says . "gr tht efuck away from my Guild bro" "no bro let me into your guild" dakc says back "or i will Steal the entire building"  "bro thwta the fuck youc ant do that . you Cant"ral gasps dramatically and i nhorror . "icna and i WILL see here eit is onmy business card" dack drops hus srtack of cards onto rals face "thwe geratest thief int he multiverse!!!!" rbut ral doesnt xARE....ral isnt listening........dack cries and stubs his toe. "UFKC YOU I DIDNT WANNA JOIN THE IZZET GUILD ANYWAYS :( IT SNOT LIKE IM FRIENDGAY A TFIRST SIGHT BAKA"  it was a beautifyul day