Terry Davis Live-Stream Notifier v6.03

#!/usr/bin/env python
# Terry Davis Live-Stream Notifier v6.03
# Requires installing the "Requests" Python library (pip install requests)
# Compatibile with Pyhton 2, Python 3, Windows, Mac, and Linux

import requests
import platform
from time import sleep
from os import system
from sys import stdout

def notify(opsys, title, msg, audiomsg):
    print("\n" + msg)
    if opsys == "Linux":
        system('notify-send "{}" "{}"'.format(title, msg))
        system('spd-say " {} "'.format(audiomsg))
    elif opsys == "Darwin":
        system('osascript -e "display notification "{}" with title "{}"'.format(msg, title))
        system('system("say {}")'.format(audiomsg))
    elif opsys == "Windows":
        print('\a')
    else:
        print('\a')

def isstreaming():
    streaming, offline, failed = True, False, False
    title = "Alert"
    msg = "Terry Davis is live-streaming."
    audiomsg = "Hey faggot, Terry Davis is live-streaming."
    notify(opsys, title, msg, audiomsg)
    return streaming, offline, failed

def isoffline():
    offline, streaming, failed = True, False, False
    title = "Alert"
    msg = "Terry Davis is offline."
    audiomsg = msg
    notify(opsys, title, msg, audiomsg)
    return offline, streaming, failed

def isfail():
    failed, streaming, offline = True, False, False
    title = "Alert"
    msg = "Failed to connect to templeos.org."
    audiomsg = "Failed to connect to temple oh ess dot org."
    notify(opsys, title, msg, audiomsg)
    return failed, streaming, offline

opsys = platform.system()
streaming, offline, failed = False, False, False

while True:
    try:
        res = requests.head('http://www.templeos.org/hls/templeos.m3u8', timeout=3)
        if res.reason == "OK":
            if streaming == False:
                streaming, offline, failed = isstreaming()
            else: pass
        elif res.reason != "OK":
            if offline == False:
                offline, streaming, failed = isoffline()
            else: pass
    except:
        if failed == False:
            failed, streaming, offline = isfail()
        else:
            pass
    stdout.write('.')
    for i in range(30): sleep(1)