Jump 103: Auralnauts Star Wars

Jump 103: Auralnauts Star Wars
>Ace of Wands (The herald of birth, invention, or entrepreneurship.)
Enterpreneurship? Guess I'd better open a Space Hooters.
>Space Hooters Junior Accountant
...well, it's a starting point anyway.
>It's Impossible To Stay Mad At You (Free, Accountant)
Well, it always helps when you can make amusing
>Total Sellout (900, Accountant)
Job security along with the perks to having the job? Sign me up. Seriously. This shit is hard to find these days, let alone in this economy.
>Alright Then, Let's Get You Clean! (700, Accountant)
Well, I'm glad people understand that I'm a nice guy, but detox programs are pretty awesome too.
>Regional Manager, Darth Mall (400, Accountant)
Any eccentricities with the dress code can be excused. The important thing is getting results!
>Stock Options (Free, Accountant)
Hey, this is nice! I'll just keep sinking the dividends back in and buying more stock. Works nicely.
>Survivor of the Singularity Engine (0)
No.

No!

NOOOOOOOOOO!

my beauty will be haunting