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  1.  
  2. public class started {
  3. public static void main(String[] args){
  4. System.out.println("\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n");
  5. printout();
  6. }
  7.  
  8. static String[] prints = {"DEL!System32!...0%","DEL!System32!...13%","DEL!System32!...26%","DEL!System32!...30%","DEL!System32!...32%","DEL!System32!...47%","DEL!System32!...58%","DEL!System32!...67%","DEL!System32!...75%","DEL!System32!...89%","DEL!System32!...100%","ERROR IN SYSTEM","!WARNING!","NO HABLA ENGLISE","YOUR FUCKED","WARNING YOUR COMPUTER IS AT RISK","GO FUCK YOURSELF","Installing:vindex.class...0%","Installing:vindex.class...7%","Installing:vindex.class...23%","Installing:vindex.class...38%","Installing:vindex.class...42%","Installing:vindex.class...69%","Installing:vindex.class...80%","Installing:vindex.class...100%","Installing:virusbase.class...0%","Installing:virusbase.class...23%","Installing:virusbase.class...64%","Installing:virusbase.class...84%","Installing:virusbase.class...100%","Installing:Anonymous.infection...0%","Installing:Anonymous.infection...13%","Installing:Anonymous.infection...21%","Installing:Anonymous.infection...29%","Installing:Anonymous.infection...36%","Installing:Anonymous.infection...49%","Installing:Anonymous.infection...60%","Installing:Anonymous.infection...66%","Installing:Anonymous.infection...72%","Installing:Anonymous.infection...86%","Installing:Anonymous.infection...92%","Installing:Anonymous.infection...100%","A guy is farting somewhere in England right now","Installing:Anonymous.idsteal...0%","Installing:Anonymous.idsteal...7%","Installing:Anonymous.idsteal...18%","Installing:Anonymous.idsteal...28%","Installing:Anonymous.idsteal...32%","Installing:Anonymous.idsteal...46%","Installing:Anonymous.idsteal...59%","Installing:Anonymous.idsteal...71%","Installing:Anonymous.idsteal...82%","Installing:Anonymous.idsteal...90%","Installing:Anonymous.idsteal...100%","!WARNING!","SYSTEMCRASHERRORID: 63e6%22gbv4#","Trying to find a solution.","Trying to find a solution..","Trying to find a solution...","Trying to find a solution..","Trying to find a solution.","SYSTEMCRASHERRORSOLUTIONID: 18e%63","Solution: Unplug computer and never turn it on again.","SYSTEMCRASHERRORSOLUTIONID: 17f%63","Solution: Throw computer at wall.","SYSTEMCRASHERRORSOLUTIONID: 64yt%13","Solution: Watch your computer get raped right in front of your eyes.","Cleaning remaining memory.","Cleaning remaining memory..","Cleaning remaining memory...","Cleaning remaining memory..","Cleaning remaining memory.","Cleaning remaining memory.","Cleaning remaining memory..","Cleaning remaining memory...","Cleaning remaining memory..","Cleaning remaining memory.","Cleaning remaining memory.","Cleaning remaining memory..","Cleaning remaining memory...","Cleaning remaining memory..","Cleaning remaining memory.","Cleaning remaining memory.","Cleaning remaining memory..","Cleaning remaining memory...","Cleaning remaining memory..","Cleaning remaining memory.","Cleaning remaining memory.","Cleaning remaining memory..","Cleaning remaining memory...","Cleaning remaining memory..","Cleaning remaining memory.","Cleaning remaining memory.","Cleaning remaining memory..","Cleaning remaining memory...","Cleaning remaining memory..","Cleaning remaining memory.","Cleaning remaining memory.","Cleaning remaining memory..","Cleaning remaining memory...","Cleaning remaining memory..","Cleaning remaining memory.","Cleaning remaining memory.","Cleaning remaining memory..","Cleaning remaining memory...","Cleaning remaining memory..","Cleaning remaining memory.","Cleaning remaining memory.","Cleaning remaining memory..","Cleaning remaining memory...","Cleaning remaining memory..","Cleaning remaining memory.","Cleaning remaining memory.","Cleaning remaining memory..","Cleaning remaining memory...","Cleaning remaining memory..","Cleaning remaining memory.","Cleaning remaining memory.","Cleaning remaining memory..","Cleaning remaining memory...","Cleaning remaining memory..","Cleaning remaining memory.","Memory wiped.","Are you scared?","You shouldn't be.","Cause your on Scare-Tactics.","Nothing really happened to your computer. Have a nice day!"};
  9.  
  10. public static void printout(){
  11. System.out.println("Welcome to Happy Man\n");
  12. try {
  13. Thread.sleep(2500);
  14. } catch (InterruptedException e) {
  15. // TODO Auto-generated catch block
  16. e.printStackTrace();
  17. }
  18. for(int i = 0;i<prints.length;i++){
  19. System.out.println(prints[i]+"\n");
  20. try {
  21. Thread.sleep(250);
  22. } catch (InterruptedException e) {
  23. // TODO Auto-generated catch block
  24. e.printStackTrace();
  25. }
  26. }
  27. }
  28. }
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