Cyrill's First Strife

@DM
As Cyrill gets off her computer, she hears a crashing sound from the laundry room at the back of the house, like a window was breaking.
genousEnrichment
what was that?
I go to investigate, making sure to be quiet and stealthy
@DM
Roll stealth
genousEnrichment
!roll 1d20+3
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=18 ] | {21}
@DM
You quietly make your way to the laundry room and peek in. You spot three little imps climbing in the window, two with horse heads and one teddy imp.
genousEnrichment
how close is the nearest imp?
@DM
About 20 feet away, it isn't a big room. It's a horse imp standing on the floor. The other two are on the washing machine.
genousEnrichment
I ambush the Horse Imp with a lunge
@DM
Roll to hit with advantage
genousEnrichment
!roll 2#1d20+3
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 2#1d20+3 -->  | [ 1d20=14 ]{17}, [ 1d20=9 ]{12}
@DM
Hit
Roll damage
genousEnrichment
!roll 1d6+3
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=2 ] | {5}
@DM
You cut the shit out of the imp.
Roll for initiative
genousEnrichment
!roll 1d20+3
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=14 ] | {17}
@DM
The horse you cut spins around to hit you back
!roll 1d20
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=16 ] | {16}
@DM
!roll 1d4+2
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d4+2 --> [ 1d4=1 ] | {3}
@DM
Take 3 damage
cyrill's turn again
genousEnrichment
I slice the horse imp in retaliation for his audacity to hit a girl so ruthlessly
@DM
Roll to hit
genousEnrichment
!roll 1d20+3
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=16 ] | {19}
genousEnrichment
!roll 1d4+3
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d4+3 --> [ 1d4=1 ] | {4}
@DM
You give it another good cut but it still doesn't go down
genousEnrichment
I back-step 15 feet and knock over every stray laundry basket and un-attached piece of furniture I can find while doing so
@DM
The teddy imp hops down and climbs over the crap you knocked over, getting right up in your face.
It is followed by the other two horse imps shortly.
cyrill's turn
genousEnrichment
I punch the long-faced bastard who hit me in his stupid face
@DM
Roll to hit
genousEnrichment
!roll 1d20+2
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=18 ] | {20}
@DM
It explodes into grist
genousEnrichment
I give a menacing glare to the other two imps and dash in to slice the other horse imp
!roll 1d20+3
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=8 ] | {11}
@DM
Miss
genousEnrichment
I back-step ten feet again
end turn
@DM
The teddy imp goes after you and takes a swipe at your legs
!roll 1d20
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=2 ] | {2}
@DM
It lightly caresses your kneecap
The horse imp follows and charges you
!roll 1d20
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=14 ] | {14}
@DM
!roll 1d4+1
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d4+1 --> [ 1d4=1 ] | {2}
@DM
You get a solid punch to the gut
genousEnrichment
~oh, so I see you're a bastard just like the other!~
I dash 20 feet away from the horse imp and lunge at him
!roll 1d20+3
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=12 ] | {15}
genousEnrichment
!roll 1d6+3
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=1 ] | {4}
@DM
You cut the imp but it stays furstratingly alive
genousEnrichment
I punch him in his stupid face
!roll 1d20+2
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=7 ] | {9}
@DM
Miss
genousEnrichment
end turn
@DM
Next the teddy imp goes again, grabbing at your legs
!roll 1d20+2
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=2 ] | {4}
@DM
You kick it off
The horse imp swipes at you again
!roll 1d20
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {13}
@DM
You just manage to dodge it
Cyrill's turn
genousEnrichment
with a stone cold glare, I run 20 feet away and lunge at the horse imp again
!roll 1d20+3
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=11 ] | {14}
genousEnrichment
!roll 1d6+3
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=4 ] | {7}
@DM
you smash your knife into the horse imp and it explodes into more grist
genousEnrichment
I grin and turn my gaze to the teddy imp next to where his fallen comrade once was
I punch that puny thing in its face
!roll 1d20+2
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=1 ] | {3}
@DM
The teddy imp ducks and you punch the wall, leaving a noticable indent
Take 3 damage
genousEnrichment
end turn
@DM
Your hand feels like you broke it
@DM
The teddy imp looks at the wall, then looks at you, and then tries to punch you back
!roll 1d20
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=6 ] | {6}
@DM
It lightly taps you
Cyrill's turn
genousEnrichment
I grapple the imp
@DM
Roll athletics
genousEnrichment
!roll 1d20+2
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=7 ] | {9}
@DM
!roll 1d20+2
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=6 ] | {8}
@DM
You manage to graple the imp
genousEnrichment
end turn
@DM
The imp attempts to escape
!roll 1d20+2
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=12 ] | {14}
@DM
Roll athletics to keep it
genousEnrichment
!roll 1d20+2
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=7 ] | {9}
@DM
The imp successfully breaks free and laughs at you
Cyrill's turn
genousEnrichment
I switch to my gauntlet/fistkind specibus, back up ten feet, and attempt to jump-kick the impish bastard
!roll 1d20+2
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=2 ] | {4}
@DM
You whiff right over the imp's head
genousEnrichment
end turn
@DM
The imp tries to punch you, snickering
!roll 1d20
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=14 ] | {14}
@DM
!roll 1d4
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d4 --> [ 1d4=4 ] | {4}
@DM
It punches you in the knee really hard
Cyrill's turn
genousEnrichment
back to what worked: I switch to my daggerkind specibus, run 20 feet back, and lunge at the teddy imp
!roll 1d20+3
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=18 ] | {21}
genousEnrichment
!roll 1d6+3
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=4 ] | {7}
@DM
You cut the imp but it doesn't go down
genousEnrichment
end turn
@DM
The imp shakes its fist at you before trying to copy you
!roll 1d20
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=8 ] | {8}
@DM
It falls on its ass before standing up and grumbling
genousEnrichment
~ha!~
@DM
Cyrill's turn
genousEnrichment
I slice the little bastard. Enough foolishness
!roll 1d20+3
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=20 ] | {23}
@DM
Roll damage like normal
genousEnrichment
!roll 1d4+3
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d4+3 --> [ 1d4=1 ] | {4}
@DM
You deal 8 damage and the imp FINALLY pops
gain 52 grist, 60 xp
genousEnrichment
~phew! I can't believe a feckin' teddy bear without eyes could be so troublesome.~