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- A washed-up private security agent has to escort a valuable Chinese antique out of Shanghai but is ambushed en route.
- Danny Stratton (Orlando Bloom) runs a security firm that quickly goes down hill when they get robbed of a valuable painting. A year later they get to redeem themselves by transporting a valuable vase only to run into the same gang that robbed them the first time. Danny wants to get the stolen item back and his girlfriend. <br/><br/>This has your basic Chines formula with the expected Scooby-doo twist and Disney ending. <br/><br/>Guide: No swearing, sex, or nudity.
- Considered amongst many film critics to be the very best at convincingly portraying a piece of very thin, soaking wet, tissue paper and possessing the emotional range of a balloon with a face drawn on it, Orlando has proven time and time again that you don't actually need to be able to act in order to be successfully mistaken for an actor.<br/><br/>In this latest offering he succeeds spectacularly in proving so again. The addition this time around of a mop of blonde hair and a selection of small cuts to his face and various 'hero' poses, all fail in adding any real depth to his standard facial expression or to this flop. It's dire.<br/><br/>Fortunately for all concerned, Orlando cannot confirm what his next role might be and it really isn't worth watching this movie to see for yourself why that is.
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