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- Muramasa6: :D\
- IvIVenomIvI: idk wat to put in the description
- IvIVenomIvI: or if i should theme it
- Muramasa6: theme it
- Muramasa6: theme the shit out of it
- IvIVenomIvI: wat category tho
- Muramasa6: emm, chill category
- IvIVenomIvI: ok
- IvIVenomIvI: decription?
- IvIVenomIvI: description*
- Muramasa6: chillingchill place to chill.
- Muramasa6: idk
- IvIVenomIvI: loll
- IvIVenomIvI: wont let me theme it ;-;
- Muramasa6: y no
- IvIVenomIvI: let me leave and re enter
- IvIVenomIvI: yey now i can
- Muramasa6: work?
- IvIVenomIvI: yes
- Muramasa6: woohoo
- IvIVenomIvI: how long does it take usually?
- Muramasa6: no idea, never owned a room
- Muramasa6: EMINEM :D
- IvIVenomIvI: yup :)
- IvIVenomIvI: ima go take a shower real quick
- IvIVenomIvI: afk
- Muramasa6: tyt
- IvIVenomIvI: back
- IvIVenomIvI: sorry took me long i was shaving
- IvIVenomIvI: <.<
- Muramasa6: >w>
- Muramasa6: Do I wanna know what you shaved?
- IvIVenomIvI: <.<
- IvIVenomIvI: everything
- Muramasa6: ohhhh
- IvIVenomIvI: meaning my legs under arms and my puh xD
- IvIVenomIvI: <.<
- IvIVenomIvI: >.>
- Muramasa6: ;3
- IvIVenomIvI: did that make u uncomfy? lol
- Muramasa6: nope
- IvIVenomIvI: x.x
- IvIVenomIvI: u took long to reply
- Muramasa6: im eatin ;-;
- IvIVenomIvI: wat u eating
- Muramasa6: pan fried chicken brisket seasoned with lemon juice and truffle oil
- Muramasa6: delicious
- IvIVenomIvI: oo that sounds so good
- IvIVenomIvI: did u make it?
- Muramasa6: whelp, i dont have a butler nor cook
- Muramasa6: so yes
- IvIVenomIvI: loll smartass
- Muramasa6: ;3
- IvIVenomIvI: i like that u cook
- Muramasa6: i thought everybody cook
- IvIVenomIvI: nuu
- IvIVenomIvI: not all men cook
- Muramasa6: in what world?
- Muramasa6: first world, right. sorry.
- IvIVenomIvI: this world lol
- IvIVenomIvI: or maybe i just knw lazy asses lol
- Muramasa6: id prefer the later option
- Muramasa6: it should be one's first and most important set of skills
- Muramasa6: to feed themselves
- IvIVenomIvI: I agree i've been cooking since the age of 11
- Muramasa6: what you cook?
- IvIVenomIvI: everything pretty much
- Muramasa6: i see
- IvIVenomIvI: well except sea food
- IvIVenomIvI: im severly allergic
- Muramasa6: Too bad, I make mean Poke Bowls.
- Muramasa6: Well, they call it differently here. And I use a lot of lemon juice and sliced onion to season mine.
- Muramasa6: I'm into lemon juice.
- IvIVenomIvI: wats in it?
- IvIVenomIvI: oof ur making me hungry
- Muramasa6: well, I always make poke bowl, or as the Peruvians call it, Ceviche :D
- Muramasa6: their variation is much tastier
- Muramasa6: rule number 1, be-friend a fisherman
- IvIVenomIvI: we have something called ceviche in our culture too but idk if its the same
- Muramasa6: they save the best catch for your purchase, because they know you will enjoy it the most, and might invite them to your little feast.
- Muramasa6: it's a cold dish with chunks of raw fish soaked in lemon juice and spices
- Muramasa6: it's all about how fresh they are
- Muramasa6: when I dice them into the bowl, they are still twiching.
- IvIVenomIvI: D:
- IvIVenomIvI: ahhh
- IvIVenomIvI: the one my mom used to make for the rest of the family was with shrimp and octopus
- Muramasa6: but, being the humane person I am, I always decapitate the fish before gutting them.
- IvIVenomIvI: with olives onions cilantro olive oil and vinegar
- Muramasa6: a quicker death.
- IvIVenomIvI: yeshh just put it out of its misery
- Muramasa6: on the contrary, I know someone whom cooks Hone Oyogashi
- Muramasa6: He isn't as merciful as I am
- Muramasa6: It's the practice of slicing the left flank of a fish into thin slices of sashimi, while leaving the right side completely intact.
- IvIVenomIvI: x.x
- IvIVenomIvI: oml
- Muramasa6: When served, the plate is mounted on top of a small fishtank, with that exact fish still swimming in it
- Muramasa6: it's cruel, but have some aesthetic beauty to it.
- IvIVenomIvI: o.e
- IvIVenomIvI: i cant even hurt a fly let alone a fish
- Muramasa6: whelp, their pain receptors are different from ours
- Muramasa6: I doubt they'd feel it
- Muramasa6: or interpret it as agony
- IvIVenomIvI: yea still gives me the chills tho
- IvIVenomIvI: hey jo
- Muramasa6: Theres this other practice which is more popular today
- Muramasa6: "Ikezukuri"
- EmoZombie: mews
- Muramasa6: literal translation being "prepared alive"
- IvIVenomIvI: wats that mean?
- IvIVenomIvI: ohhh
- EmoZombie: oof sounds fun
- Muramasa6: while served, the fish's head is left intact, and the more alive it is, the more skillful the cook.
- EmoZombie: cool
- Muramasa6: this can be done with fish, lobster, octopus, even bull frog
- EmoZombie: octopus wooo
- IvIVenomIvI: i remember growing up my grandma cooking fish and my grandpa would ask her to save him the eyes o.o he would eat it infront of us x.x
- Muramasa6: It's good for your kidney
- EmoZombie: i ate a deer eye once
- Muramasa6: make sure its cooked though
- EmoZombie: XP
- Muramasa6: theres parasites
- IvIVenomIvI: yea i heard the eyes are good for u
- Muramasa6: Ikezukuri is outlawed in Australia and Germany, Shame.
- EmoZombie: the man was gutting it
- IvIVenomIvI: ahhh a deer?
- EmoZombie: and i ran up and ate it eye
- IvIVenomIvI: crueltyyyy to animalss v.v
- Muramasa6: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqaXEcgIC-8
- EmoZombie: hunting?
- IvIVenomIvI: still
- Muramasa6: viewer caution advised.
- EmoZombie: normal
- EmoZombie: all i knows is dat eye wasnt half bad
- IvIVenomIvI: i just gagged chu eat that masa omlllll its movingggg
- IvIVenomIvI: eww jo
- IvIVenomIvI: thats nastyyy
- EmoZombie: /me shrugs
- Muramasa6: heart and fish gills are for decorative purposes only, i do not practice my friend's craft, but i can see the appeal.
- IvIVenomIvI: oof just like ur brain tacos
- EmoZombie: cow brains are better tho
- IvIVenomIvI: nuu i'll pass
- EmoZombie: lol
- EmoZombie: ima get you to eat some
- IvIVenomIvI: the heart beating still jeez
- IvIVenomIvI: can u eat that?
- Muramasa6: I guess you could, but I never did
- IvIVenomIvI: foh
- IvIVenomIvI: nope
- Muramasa6: they serve the same purpose of a decorative piece on any cuisine
- IvIVenomIvI: i put my foot dwn with brains
- IvIVenomIvI: good, i thought u ate it
- Muramasa6: And as to cruel, It's just a part of us, consuming another being's flesh is the ultimate way of establishing dominance, some just got creative with the process.
- EmoZombie: lol
- EmoZombie: whys
- EmoZombie: there good
- IvIVenomIvI: nuuuu
- IvIVenomIvI: nasty
- Muramasa6: To me, forcefeeding a goose for their fattened liver is more cruel, that suffering is endured by an animal that's still alive.
- EmoZombie: or tongue
- EmoZombie: XP
- IvIVenomIvI: yea, i can see wat u mean
- Muramasa6: Ikezukuri is purely the remaining ATP within the muscle tissues doing their last work.
- IvIVenomIvI: nope
- EmoZombie: lol okies
- IvIVenomIvI: oml
- EmoZombie: /me pokes Masa
- EmoZombie: you still maf my dude
- Muramasa6: get your hand off me.
- EmoZombie: mad*
- EmoZombie: nope
- EmoZombie: lol
- EmoZombie: im being nice
- Muramasa6: Way to show you are a gentleman infront of an ex you are trying to shag again.
- EmoZombie: lol
- EmoZombie: what im being me my dude im no gentlemen
- EmoZombie: but im fun
- Muramasa6: I can see the "no gentlemen" part
- Muramasa6: not the later statement.
- EmoZombie: lol
- Muramasa6: What is his problem.
- EmoZombie: because your not getting to know me my dude
- EmoZombie: lol
- Muramasa6: you're*
- IvIVenomIvI: ugh idk
- EmoZombie: let things go
- IvIVenomIvI: >.>
- IvIVenomIvI: he just doesnt like being touched
- Muramasa6: By you
- EmoZombie: i like touching
- Muramasa6: Go touch yourself
- Muramasa6: oh wait, im sure you do that on a daily basis
- EmoZombie: /me pokes hes cheek
- Muramasa6: since no one else is willing to
- EmoZombie: oh i will ;D
- EmoZombie: oof right in the feels XD
- IvIVenomIvI: >.>
- EmoZombie: nah im sure jelly will touch me ;D
- EmoZombie: <.< mews
- IvIVenomIvI: >.>
- IvIVenomIvI: chu said u were gonna be good
- EmoZombie: <.< i ams im joking around
- Muramasa6: jokes are supposed to be funny
- EmoZombie: the are to me
- IvIVenomIvI: he nuu like being touched tho hes told u before v.v
- Muramasa6: Not by you
- EmoZombie: lol
- EmoZombie: fine
- IvIVenomIvI: ty jo
- EmoZombie: =o= i'll go back to my cave
- IvIVenomIvI: >.>
- IvIVenomIvI: stop
- Muramasa6: your cave. sure, act like you own any property
- EmoZombie: wtf dude
- EmoZombie: am not say shit about you
- EmoZombie: /me covers mouth
- IvIVenomIvI: can we not pls
- EmoZombie: =x=
- Muramasa6: but of course, im just joking around, that automatically absolve any sort of responsibility from words I said
- EmoZombie: sorry
- Muramasa6: and yes, they are funny to me as well.
- EmoZombie: this is why i hate you
- Muramasa6: takes one to know one.
- IvIVenomIvI: v.v
- Muramasa6: without a silver star shaped badge, what do you have against me?
- Muramasa6: nothing, that's what.
- EmoZombie: same to you
- EmoZombie: lol
- Muramasa6: Maybe ven is vulerable to you on a daily basis since the skype call
- Muramasa6: I dont.
- EmoZombie: you cant get me banned from here
- Muramasa6: Download your insecurities in form of yelling, Im sure thats healthy
- Muramasa6: and In case I havent make this very clear, you got yourself banned from Jorja's room
- Muramasa6: I warned you a good 5 times
- Muramasa6: and you ought to learn it as a lesson.
- Muramasa6: Looks like my good will went down the drain.
- IvIVenomIvI: ;-;
- Muramasa6: im sorry
- EmoZombie: being mean to me wont make you look good
- EmoZombie: just saying
- EmoZombie: im used to guys like you
- Muramasa6: I'm not impressing her so she could take me back. unlike you
- EmoZombie: its pretty sad
- Muramasa6: my image isnt at stake here.
- Muramasa6: yours, however
- EmoZombie: that people have to push people down to make their selfs feel good
- EmoZombie: jim just trying to be good
- Muramasa6: Push you down in this case would be nessesary for you to learn your place
- EmoZombie: and you keep pushing me
- Muramasa6: apparently you are getting light weighted to the point you float
- Muramasa6: How ironic, pushing is the first thing you did to me when we met
- EmoZombie: because you started it over a seat
- Muramasa6: which you pushed me from
- Muramasa6: not that I regisiter it as an attack, it's the sign of a weak internet connection.
- EmoZombie: i was going to move until you yelled like a dick not knowing me
- Muramasa6: oh I know you, Rhytis's room.
- Muramasa6: looks like ven here isnt the only one you tried to impress
- EmoZombie: what?
- Muramasa6: welcome back
- EmoZombie: whats chu talking about ?
- Muramasa6: sure, deny it.
- EmoZombie: i dont know
- EmoZombie: you lost me
- Muramasa6: stay lost.
- Muramasa6: or get lost. im okay with either.
- IvIVenomIvI: he first saw u in that room
- IvIVenomIvI: well that persons room
- EmoZombie: i dont remember
- EmoZombie: cool
- Guest_Sugar464659: Ok you two are seriously going to have to stop you BOTH are stressing my sis out
- IvIVenomIvI: iunno either
- EmoZombie: \good for him
- EmoZombie: im not doing anything v.v
- Guest_Sugar464659: Just get along is that too hard
- Muramasa6: sure, if "not keeping his hands to him self" is a part of "anything"
- IvIVenomIvI: looks like i cant be around anything without causing an issue
- IvIVenomIvI: anyone*
- Muramasa6: i dont care if you grope ven, but keep those paws off me.
- EmoZombie: oh play with you like i do my friends
- Muramasa6: im not your friend.
- Guest_Sugar464659: See this right here
- EmoZombie: im sorry jelly
- Guest_Sugar464659: Stop
- EmoZombie: v.v
- IvIVenomIvI: ima just go
- Guest_Sugar464659: Seee
- EmoZombie: v.v
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