Script draft #1
(Get called up and enter scene via wheelchair)
"A moment please, Mr. (teacher)"
(roll up)
"Hello class… I am Dr. Strangelove (awkward smile) I am here to talk to you about Dr. Strangelove.."
"The film is set when i was a young and handsome during the cold war between Russia and the USA"
“You may be asking? Why is this film a classic?”
“It is directed by Stanley Kubrick who I have personally met… he was nice enough to include me in the film and even name it after me. Cannot get more classic than that”
“The film had a small budget of 2 million dollars and made over 9 million that’s almost 5 times the budget, Citizen Kane wishes it made 5 times its budget.”
“Dr.Strangelove-The uncredited star of the film, the film it is rumoured that the original film included three hours of him before Stanley Kubrick decided to only be regarded as the second-best director of all time to give someone else a chance. And other characters are included too.”
“What’s this? Crazy ex-Nazi scientist? I am NOT crazy… I don’t know why this was written here.”
“Moving along I will show you my favourite scene from this film as it begins the demise of the human race (laughing)…. Let me start this”
(hand does not comply, begin fighting with hand until it finally starts the clip)
“The comedy was as black as mein coffee(heh heh).. (clear throat) OK I know you’ve all been waiting for the real interesting part of the movie, I want you to look for the smartest person in the room in this scene, please report back his mannerisms”
“I have one final PowerPoint for you my freunde (grunt) (whispering“this damned thing“) (ARGH)“
(stand up)
MEIN FUHRER I CAN WALK!