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- >Be very proud scientist.
- >After nineteen years of work, countless genetic breakthroughs and discoveries, and nearly two decades of high secrecy, your vision is coming to pass.
- >Delightful, tiny, cute and huggable Fluffy Ponies will soon be reality. And your name will be synonymous with Watson & Crick, Wilmut & Campbell.
- >Soon it'll be Anon & Ymous, creators of the first completely artificial life form.
- >Well, technically you've been beaten to that by some College postgrad who made a bacteria, but you'll be the one who *counts*.
- >Granted, you had to crib a bit of DNA from some sources, porcine, canine, feline.
- >Human...
- >Negligeable amounts of equine.
- >But it was your gratuitous manipulation and augmentation of said DNA that lead to the complete package not being a nightmarish mutation or a vegetative lump.
- >"She kicked."
- >Ymous, your research partner, turned marital partner three years ago.
- >How does the joke go? "Biologists do it in their genes"?
- >She'd been wearing khakis that day.
- >It was heaven.
- >Right now, you're holding hands staring at the beauty of the life the two of you have made together.
- >Normally, this involves a crib, or at least one of you wearing clothing that was very loose around the midsection.
- >in this case, it involves a large, intricate artificial womb.
- >The artificial womb gently twitches.
- >"She did it again."
- >Such magic.
- >Technically, this isn't the first "generation" of fluffy pony.
- >Not properly at least. You've had some setbacks and failures.
- >The first generation was barely any smaller than an ordinary horse, took thirteen months to finish developing, and had an unhealthy habit of screaming.
- >It also collapsed into a genetic deterioration condition which caused ti to die within two hours of it's "birth".
- >Not your finest hour, and you don't really "count" that one.
- >Ymous agrees, and you continued onwards.
- >There were many many many failures, stillborn or mutations which were self-destructive.
- >One particularly graphic specimen prematurely induced labor in the artificial womb, and emerged shaped like a half-formed seahorse / pony hybrid. It's sharp screams of "Wahhhwaaaahhh!" haunted your nightmares for a while.
- >You're glad Ymous never saw that one.
- >But every time you reached a milestone, you used it's DNA as the base for the next "generation"
- >Generation one was "alive", and generation two was the right shape, with coloration and mental conditioning all written into it's genes.
- >Generation three is our current baseline: the right shape, color, and disposition. This will be the first Fluffy pony of Generation four. Smarter, more adaptable, a fluffy that will grow with it's child, instead of a child that grows out of it.
- >A little less fragile too. These Gen 3's get nosebleeds from lifting their heads too high.
- "You can see the color starting to develop through the membrane. White fluff."
- >Ymous squeezes your hand a little
- >"She'll be beautiful."
- >This test is everything we've worked towards.
- >It'll all be worth it, soon.
- ---
- >Be an activist!
- >Not like a "sign this pledge for peace" activist, but an actual "I go out and free cows" activist.
- >It's worked really well! You've got three vegan cats, a vegan dog, and a vegan lifestyle that totally proves you can all live without hurting anything!
- >So you got in contact with PETA and let them know about this laboratory.
- >Apparently, there's this laboratory like, out in the sticks, where they still experiment on animals.
- >ANIMALS! Those animals have feelings! And rights and shit!
- >They didn't ask to be experimented on!
- ---
- >Be a Researcher.
- >Not one of the big two heads of this project, but you've done enough to get your name on the big final paper.
- "Okay fluffies! Who wants to take part in an experiment?"
- >A chorus of "Pick Fwuffy! Pick Fwuffy!" and "Pway wif Fwuffy! Wan' be 'spewiment!" meets your ears.
- "Alright! Alright! settle down everyone, you'll all get your turn, but first, I'll take... YOU!"
- >"Hooway! Fwuffy gets t' 'spewiment!"
- >Ahh these Gen 3 fluffies, so cute.
- >you pick up the adorable little ball of fluff, and take her over to the stainless steel table.
- ---
- 4/?
- >Still activist!
- >Making a plan of action with your fellow activists!
- "The place is surrounded by barbed wire, and a chain link fence, with a gate that's open for cars to go through. and there's a security guard on duty 24/7, plus there's like, a fuckton of cameras."
- >"Woah, That's gonna be tough to crack."
- "Nah we can do this. it's just a matter of dealing with the one guard."
- >"Well, like, how we gonna do that?" asks our token super-vegan chick. She's also a woman's studies major and totally bangable, but telling her that is probably not the way to do it.
- >She puts out if you give her a joint though.
- "Well, I was kinda thinking you could go over to the guard booth and "distract" him."
- >"What, like, engage his feeble cispriveliged mind in a discussion about the superiority of practicing a vegan lifestyle and studying the writings of Hanisch?
- >You make a mental note to get a big bag of weed before this mission.
- >You nod knowingly to the other activists.
- "Yeah. So while the guard's distracted, we slip in with our masks, and liberate the shit out of the animals in there."
- >"Yeah! Save the Animals! We're doing it because they can't do it themselves!"
- "Are we all on the same page here? 'cause this whole thing is going down at midnight. I don't want these animals to suffer any more than they have to."
- ---
- >"Dese Foodies is nummies, an 'dese is nummies, Wan' dese nummies mo' tho"
- "Alright, so you prefer the foodies in this bowl over the foodies in this bowl?"
- >"Das wight!"
- "Wow, 100% of fluffies prefer the tomato-flavored kibble over every other flavoring agent. and adding oregano makes you like it even more..."
- >"Fwuffy wan' mo nummies. Pwease haf mo'?"
- "Sure thing sport. Here, I've got a whole dispenser."
- >"howaay!"
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