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  1. The 👏 Last 😍 "Supper" : Jesus 🙏 checked his 💦 sundial. Half 💀 past 💦 Yom Kippur. His 💦 Disciples were 👶 late. 💤 Well, 😦 everyone 👥 but 🍑 Judas that 😐 was. 👏 Judas wasn't 😐 late, 💤 but 🍑 he 👨 always 🔥 came 💦 last. 😍 If 👏 you 👈 know 💭 what 😦 I'm 💘 saying. 🗣 Jesus 🙏 had 💋 been 👏 trying 😈 for 🍆 years 📅 to 💦 repress his 💦 feelings 😭 for 🍆 Judas, but 🍑 somehow 😆 he 👨 felt 😎 that 😐 tonight 🌉 was 👏 the 👏 perfect 💯 night 🌙 to 💦 let 🙆 that 😐 go. "Thirsty Judas? Are 🔢 you 👈 ready 😏 for 🍆 tonight?" whispered 😮 Jesus 🙏 into 👉 Judas's ear 💁 sensually 💋 as 🍑 he 👨 walked 🚶 by. "Actually, I'd 🙏 love 😍 a 👌 drink" Judas said 💬 hesitantly "did you 👈 bring 🚶 the 👏 water?" "Plenty of..water.. for 🍆 everyone" said 💬 Jesus. 🙏 He 👨 left 👈 the 👏 room 💯 momentarily before 😂 returning 💰 with 👏 a 👌 barrel. "Come and 👏 get 🔟 it!" Jesus 🙏 winked accidentally. Judas blushed. Jesus 🙏 didn't 🚫 know 💭 it, 💯 but 🍑 Judas had 💋 feelings 😭 of 💦 his 💦 own 💯 that 😐 he'd 😶 tried 👀 to 💦 repress. He 👨 tentatively took 👫 a 👌 glass and 👏 filled 😊 it 💯 from 👉 the 👏 barrel, taking 💅 a 👌 big 🍆 swig, as 🍑 he'd 😶 been 👏 to 💦 the 👏 meeting 👌 very 👌 early 🕐 to 💦 impress 😍 Big 🍆 Daddy 👨 J. 😡 As 🍑 he 👨 sipped his 💦 drank, 💧 he 👨 noticed 🙀 Jesus 🙏 doing 📌 the 👏 same, 😩 and 👏 their 🍆 eyes 👀 locked. 🔑 With 👏 reckless abandon, they 👥 flew at 🍆 each 👏 other, 👪 embracing tightly and 👏 kissing 😘 deeply. 💨 As 🍑 Jesus 🙏 wrapped his 💦 arms 💪 around 🔃 Judas, he 👨 grabbed 🏼 Judas' ass 🍑 strongly, pulling judas into 👉 him 👴 and 👏 removing 🗑 his 💦 robe simultaneously. 👐 Just 👏 as 🍑 Jesus 🙏 began 🔘 to 💦 search 🕵 Judas' totally 😠 ripped 👌 body, 💃 he 👨 heard 👂 footsteps in 👏 the 👏 corridor outside 🚭 of 💦 the 👏 room. 💯 "We'll continue this 👈 later" whispered 😮 Jesus 🙏 sensually. 💋 "No..." growled Judas. "We'll continue this 👈 right 👌 now." He 👨 bit 😁 Jesus' lip 👄 and 👏 continued his 💦 onslaught as 🍑 he 👨 gripped Jesus' hard 🍆 dong. 🍆 Judas wasn't 😐 going 🏃 to 💦 waste 😋 the 👏 opportunity that 😐 he'd 😶 been 👏 waiting 🚏 for 🍆 years 📅 to 💦 have 👏 as 🍑 he 👨 dropped 🔽 to 💦 both 🌜 knees 👇 and 👏 began 🔘 sucking 🍆 his 💦 Lord's holy 🙏 rod. 🌭 As 🍑 the 👏 disciples approached, Jesus 🙏 moaned and 👏 gripped Judas's hair, 💈 resigning himself 😤 to 💦 being 😑 caught. 🐾 John 👌 was 👏 the 👏 first 👆 apostle to 💦 enter 📴 the 👏 room, 💯 and 👏 as 🍑 he 👨 walked 🚶 in, 👏 he 👨 witnessed 👀 a 👌 scene 🕑 he 👨 had 💋 seen 👀 in 👏 countless wet 💦 dreams. 👀 The 👏 two 💏 men 🚹 he 👨 lusted after 👀 most, 💯 entwined in 👏 totally 😠 gay 👨 fellatio. John 👌 was 👏 instantly hard 🍆 as 🍑 he 👨 dropped 🔽 his 💦 robe, looking 👀 straight 💑 into 👉 the 👏 eyes 👀 of 💦 his 💦 master. 💯 But 🍑 Jesus 🙏 would 👪 be 🐝 a 👌 different 😡 type 💻 of 💦 master 💯 tonight. 🌉 As 🍑 the 👏 apostles 👬 walked 🚶 one 😤 by 😈 one 😤 into 👉 the 👏 room, 💯 each 👏 approached Jesus 🙏 and 👏 Judas, removing 🗑 their 🍆 robes and 👏 engaging in 👏 holy 🙏 "sack"rament. Every 👏 apostle had 💋 another 🔄 preaching their 🍆 confessions. "Oh 💔 God" moaned every 👏 man, 👨 totally 😠 breaking 💔 the 👏 third commandment. Every 👏 apostle except 😮 Peter. Peter was 👏 the 👏 first 👆 to 💦 be 🐝 honored by 😈 Jesus 🙏 with 👏 a 👌 request for 🍆 his 💦 asshole, 🍑 but 🍑 Peter denied 🙅 his 💦 master 💯 access. 🔖 As 🍑 Peter left 👈 the 👏 room, 💯 Jesus 🙏 decided 👯 that 😐 the 👏 asshole 🍑 of 💦 John 👌 was 👏 good 👌 enough 💦 for 🍆 him. 👴 He 👨 positioned the 👏 head 💆 of 💦 his 💦 hard 🍆 cock 🍆 at 🍆 the 👏 entrance to 💦 John's butthole, 👅 giving 😘 John 👌 time 🕐 to 💦 prepare. 👏 "Let the 👏 spirit 👻 of 💦 God 😇 enter 📴 you...and also 👨 his 💦 dick" said 💬 Jesus "holy fuck" said 💬 John. "Exactly" said 💬 Jesus. 🙏 "Yes my 👨 son" "Give it 💯 to 💦 me 😭 daddy" Jesus obliged. Judas watched 👀 from 👉 a 👌 corner 🌽 as 🍑 the 👏 love 😍 of 💦 his 💦 life 👤 fucked 😩 his 💦 friend 🙉 in 👏 the 👏 ass. 🍑 A 👌 holy 🙏 glow 😍 emanated from 👉 John's eyes, 👀 brown 👌 one 😤 included. 👨 His 💦 chocolate 🍫 starfish was 👏 taking 💅 a 👌 real 💯 pounding, 🔨 and 👏 Judas was 👏 jealous 😞 beyond reason. 🌟 He 👨 approached Jesus 🙏 from 👉 behind, 👟 whispering in 👏 his 💦 ear 💁 "this won't 🚫 be 🐝 the 👏 last 😍 time 🕐 you 👈 get 🔟 back 🔙 stabbed". He 👨 followed Jesus's lead. 🔆 Jesus 🙏 had 💋 heard 👂 of 💦 the 👏 holy 🙏 grail, but 🍑 he 👨 was 👏 about 💦 to 💦 receive 🙌 the 👏 holy 🙏 rail. Jesus, 🙏 John 👌 and 👏 Judas moved 📦 in 👏 sync, fucking 👉 each 👏 other's manpussies, moving 🚚 back 🔙 and 👏 forth 🔛 in 👏 glorious rapture. 🌕 As 🍑 John's moans 😩 grew 🌱 louder, the 👏 other 👪 disciples began 🔘 to 💦 notice, seeing 👀 Jesus 🙏 deliver 📩 his 💦 holy 🙏 envoy. Slowly 🐌 one 😤 by 😈 one 😤 they 👥 moved 📦 over 👏 and 👏 placed behind 👟 the 👏 previous disciple, creating 🔜 a 👌 holy 🙏 convoy. Judas Torrah John 👌 a 👌 new 👌 one. 😤 "Give it 💯 to 💦 me 😭 Judas, I'm 💘 Asskenazi" screamed 😫 Jesus 🙏 as 🍑 the 👏 anal 🍑 train 🚂 moved 📦 in 👏 succession. Like 💖 David, Jesus 🙏 was 👏 looking 👀 for 🍆 the 👏 biggest 😍 "stones" he 👨 could 🔒 find 🔭 and 👏 his 💦 apostles 👬 were 👶 the 👏 bearers of 💦 those 🐥 stones. 🕳 The 👏 first 👆 James 👌 was 👏 taking 💅 a 👌 "Major" pounding 🔨 from 👉 James 👌 Minor. 👶 Jesus 🙏 felt 😎 himself 😤 roaring to 💦 a 👌 euphoric 👌 climax, 😰 as 🍑 he 👨 continued his 💦 assault on 🔛 John's Chocolate 🍫 Star 💥 of 💦 David. As 🍑 Jesus 🙏 came 💦 everywhere, 😂 the 👏 other 👪 apostles 👬 felt 😎 a 👌 glorious exaltation take 👊 them 💦 over, 👏 thirteen 🍠 men 🚹 in 👏 a 👌 circle at 🍆 the 👏 height 🛫 of 💦 a 👌 powerful, 💪 God 😇 given 😂 orgasm. 💀 The 👏 sweaty circle of 💦 Samson-like men 🚹 came 💦 down 🔻 together, 👥 feeling 😜 exhausted after 👀 their 🍆 ordeal. 💦 But 🍑 in 👏 less than 👉 3 🖱 minutes, 😲 Jesus 🙏 had 💋 risen again, 😬 and 👏 was 👏 ready 😏 to 💦 preach 🙏 his 💦 message 📧 orally. The 👏 other 👪 apostles 👬 felt 😎 the 👏 Holy 🙏 Ghost 👣 within them, 💦 and 👏 like 💖 Jesus 🙏 they 👥 rose. 🏠 "Wow, you 👈 really 😍 are 🔢 inside 💠 all 💯 of 💦 us" groaned Simon. "Not 🔛 yet" whispered 😮 Jesus 🙏 with 👏 a 👌 wink. Each 👏 apostles 👬 felt 😎 a 👌 slight 👌 itch 😖 in 👏 their 🍆 grundle as 🍑 Jesus' magical dick 🍆 energy 🌟 searched for 🍆 their 🍆 tight 👉 buttholes. 🍑 "Yahweh!" They 👥 screamed 😫 as 🍑 they 👥 felt 😎 themselves 😱 penetrated by 😈 the 👏 energy 🌟 of 💦 their 🍆 Lord. 😇 "You are 🔢 my 👨 flock of 💦 sheep" said 💬 Jesus. 🙏 "Now take 👊 my 👨 holy 🙏 crook". The 👏 apostles 👬 were 👶 unable to 💦 talk 💬 as 🍑 they 👥 were 👶 rammed by 😈 holy 🙏 power. 💪 "Remember the 👏 fifth commandment" yelled Jesus 🙏 over 👏 the 👏 moans 😩 of 💦 his 💦 apostles, 👬 "You must 👫 honor 👑 thy daddy". 🙈 "Yesss oh 🙀 god 😇 Jesus 🙏 yes" screamed 😫 the 👏 twelve 👑 men 🚹 as 🍑 they 👥 simultaneously 👐 drew 📏 close 🌍 to 💦 orgasm. 💀 Driven 💨 by 😈 the 👏 power 💪 of 💦 his 💦 own 💯 daddy, 👨 Jesus 🙏 continued his 💦 magical onslaught upon 👦 the 👏 buttholes 🍑 of 💦 each 👏 of 💦 his 💦 disciples, pushing through 😩 until 🙄 he 👨 could 🔒 feel 😁 and 👏 hear 👂 that 😐 they 👥 were 👶 all 💯 close. 🌍 "Come for 🍆 your 👏 father" said 💬 Jesus 🙏 as 🍑 his 💦 apostles 👬 simultaneously 👐 gave 🎁 in 👏 to 💦 sweet 🍯 release. They 👥 all 💯 began 🔘 to 💦 spurt 💦 Holy 🙏 Spirit 👻 as 🍑 Jesus' dick 🍆 unleashed a 👌 rapturous chorus of 💦 doves. 🕊 The 👏 room 💯 was 👏 filled 😊 with 👏 moans 😩 and 👏 birds 🐓 as 🍑 the 👏 apostles 👬 peaked. Jesus 🙏 felt 😎 the 👏 energy 🌟 in 👏 the 👏 room 💯 heighten and 👏 smiled 😀 smugly, knowing his 💦 work 🏢 was 👏 nearly 👣 finished. 👅 As 🍑 the 👏 apostles 👬 came 💦 down 🔻 from 👉 their 🍆 peaks, Jesus 🙏 noticed 🙀 a 👌 familiar face 😀 in 👏 the 👏 doorway. Epilogue The sundial was 👏 at 🍆 three 🍗 quarters past 💦 Yom Kippur; the 👏 sepulcher was 👏 dark. 🌑 One 😤 figure, covered 🍆 in 👏 a 👌 robe, entered. 😫 The 👏 shadowy figure, only 🕦 lit 🔥 by 😈 candlelight, walked 🚶 to 💦 an 👹 altar. There 👌 lay 💏 a 👌 book. 💦 The 👏 person 🚫 took 👫 the 👏 steps 🚶 up 🔺 to 💦 the 👏 altar, rounded the 👏 corner, 🌽 unveiled a 👌 quill from 👉 their 🍆 robe, and 👏 began 🔘 to 💦 write. 📝 In 👏 a 👌 tempered fashion 🙂 the 👏 words 📓 began 🔘 to 💦 scrawl out 💯 "Thou Shalt...". Just then 😮 Jesus 🙏 entered 😫 the 👏 sepulcher. His 💦 mind 💪 was 👏 tired 😓 from 👉 the 👏 afternoon, 🔅 but 🍑 his 💦 body 💃 was 👏 fully recuperated and 👏 ready 😏 for 🍆 more 🍗 action. 😏 Jesus 🙏 spoke " 😂 Mary I'm 💘 sorry, 💔 it 💯 won't 🚫 happen 😱 again." But it 💯 was 👏 too 😡 late. 💤 Mary had 💋 finished 👅 writing in 👏 the 👏 Bible... A stillness clung in 👏 the 👏 air. Mary proclaimed quietly "it is 💦 done" 👍 and 👏 began 🔘 hastily walking 🚶 out 💯 of 💦 the 👏 church. Jesus ran 🏃 to 💦 the 👏 altar to 💦 view 👀 the 👏 alterations. He quickly ascended the 👏 steps 🚶 and 👏 grabbed 🏼 the 👏 book. 💦 His 💦 eyes 👀 darted, reading 📕 quickly over 👏 and 👏 over 👏 again. 😬 He 👨 collapsed to 💦 his 💦 knees, 👇 eyes 👀 very 👌 quietly weeping. 😂 The 👏 words 📓 you 👈 may 🗓 ask? "Thou shalt not 🚫 lay 💏 with 👏 another 🔄 man"
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