A normal day (Prologue)

>Day 1337 in Equestria
>It's rather early in the morning, so you're still asleep when a soft knock on your door disturbs your slumber
>You try to ignore it but unfortunately the knocking doesn't stop
>Getting up  grunting and with your eyes half-closed you go out of your bedroom only wearing your boxers to see who pays you a visit that early
>You open your door and see a yellow p0ny hiding shyly behind her pink mane
>Oh yeah how could you forget about her morning routine?
>"U-um, good morning Anon, how ... how are you?"
> Well that conversation starter sucked bad
>You ignore her question due to the fact that she visits you every morning and you already got pissed that you can't sleep late, although your body was accustomed to that
>But the best part of her morning routine still lies ahead ...
What is it this time, Flutters?
>You tried to sound calm because she's rather harmless but you quite unable to hide the annoyed undertone
>"I-is something wrong? You seem a teeny-tiny bit stressed.."
Well, duh! First thing, you disturb me every morning and second you demonstrate me something weird asking me if it's my fetish! Any more questions?!
>Yep, that's how it goes. Every morning she comes to your house, wakes you up, and shows you weird stuff, asking if it's arousing
>You know it seems kind of mean to snarl at her like that, but it isn't the case that you haven't tried to talk things out...
>Even staying at home did not cut it because she would still wait for you either to come home or to go out.
>Well, let's just say the yellow p0ne is starting to creep you out though you aren't that long in Equestria.
>"Y-you know, my dear Anon, this time I'm pretty sure um... I found your secret fetish"
>Yellowsqueak blushes and starts to turn around, bends down and shows you her backside
>You notice that she has put a red flower into her already glistening marehood
>"Are flowers your fetish, Anon?"
>This is one bad jimmie rustler in front of you
>You try to control the urge of just kicking her out of the doorstep
Why should this be my fetish?
>Still blushing as red as the flower in her vagoo she answers
>"Well you ... you told me once about the birds and the bees when i asked you about human intercourse so...."
>You interrupt her
But HOW the fuck can you think that it is supposed to mean that i want you to stick a flower into your vagina?!
>You see her ears go down and her blush fades away while it is replaced with a sad look in her eyes
Umm, sorry, I didn't mean to shout or to swear...
>It was despised in Equestria to swear or to shout at each other in anger. The people here live under the policy that everything can be talked out peacefully.
>You mean p0nies... you keep forgetting you're living in crazy p0ny-crowded world. You think it is because they use to live like human-beings, except that they're talking horsies
>Awkward silence ...
>Fluttershy still looks sad so you try to give it your best shot to cheer her up (metaphorically)
Look, why don't you go home and we meet later at Sugarcube Corner with our friends?
>Good strategy. She always acts normal when at least one other p0ny is around. Maybe she's to shy to pull this off in front of somep0nys eyes.
>You see her ears perk up, but she is staring awkwardly at your crotch....
>-"Yo dawg!"
>Oh, it's your second brain: Penis
-What is it this time, Dick?
>-"Knock knock"
-Errr, who's there?
>-"MORNING WOOD MOTHAFUCKA!"
>You realize that you're actually waking up now
>So does your dick
>And all you're wearing is one measly boxer
>"Your body language um... says that flowers are your fetish.. oooh Anon!"
>You don't even bother explaining to her that this is a normal reaction of a human body woken up in the morning
>Especially your blue-balled human body...
>As she goes into hugging you, you just shut the door in her face
-Good work, Penis!
>-"Always there for a friend in need."
>For p0ny-Christ's sake...
>Your member is getting more and more control over your body over the last month
>Since you never considered yourself as a horsefucker it figures that you haven't got laid ever since you're here
>But your natural urge for sex grows with time
>You even catch yourself staring at somep0nys flank or fantasizing about fucking a p0ny
>Eventually you started to constantly argue with your dick who keeps reminding you on being on the best way to make your balls explode, literally
>You get miscellaneous fruits for breakfast while you can hear her still ranting outside
>" We're not finished yet, mister! ... Um... I-I mean, see you later at Sugercube Corner, if you don't mind."
You go ahead, Fluttershy, I'll catch up later.
>Luckily she proceeds home, humming a little tune
Fucking Fluttershy...
>Actually sometimes you're afraid of her... sometimes she gives you a sultry look but there's something more glittering in her eyes, something that feels strange to you, kind of bad
>But every time you take another peek at her she seems as shy and kind as always
>Man this world surely can make you go bananas
>Especially when Bananashy is around
>To unrustle your jimmies you go the stairs to your balcony
>You get a cigarette pack out of your side pocket, one of the few things you could take with you into this world of talking, pastel-colored p0nies
>As you get and light your cigarette you notice that this was your last one
>Shit
>Unfortunately p0nies don't smoke
>And you wouldn't smoke in front of them
>The animal instincts, well what's left over of them, make them fear fire and the smell of fire ... and you can't blame them because it isn't their fault and smoking is also a bad habit
>You settle your mind and try to remember how you got into this misery as you inhale
>It all started one month ago ...

END of PROLOGUE


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