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- [19:30] <!CYOA-sama> [Chapter 2: Run, Rhonda!]
- [19:31] <!CYOA-sama> "Holy shit! Holy SHIT!" Rhonda screams to herself as she flees towards town as fast as she can.
- [19:31] <!CYOA-sama> Even if it's a town where fiend witches are persecuted it's better than being alone on the road with that guy.
- [19:31] <!CYOA-sama> Meanwhile...
- [19:31] <!CYOA-sama> You let your shirt drop to the ground.
- [19:32] <!CYOA-sama> It's ruined now.... oh well you just got paid so it hardly matters.
- [19:32] <!CYOA-sama> It's a pretty long walk to town but your beloved is waiting for you.
- [19:33] <!CYOA-sama> You can't wait to gently caress her flaming tail.
- [19:33] <!CYOA-sama> As evening approaches you finally see the town.
- [19:34] <!CYOA-sama> There's no religious markings at the gates.
- [19:34] <!CYOA-sama> Good, you don't have to worry about anyone bullying your sweet toasted marshmallow.
- [19:36] <!CYOA-sama> Hmmm... what to do first though...
- [19:36] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Find your beloved obviously.
- [19:36] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Check the job board for work around here.
- [19:38] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Steal things.
- [19:38] <!CYOA-sama> Choose
- [19:38] <HyakkoF> [x] Check the board
- [19:38] <!CYOA-sama> CEB ants Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell
- [19:38] <!CYOA-sama> CEB ants Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell
- [19:38] <!CYOA-sama> CEB ants Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell
- [19:38] <!CYOA-sama> CEB ants Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell
- [19:38] <!CYOA-sama> CEB ants Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell
- [19:38] <Brotius> [x] Check the board
- [19:38] <Taco_Hell> [x] FIND YOUR BELOVED then check the board
- [19:39] <Brutus> [X] Check the job board
- [19:39] <@CEB> Find your beloved obviously.
- [19:39] <Imouto> [ ] Find your beloved obviously.
- [19:39] <!CYOA-sama> You approach the job board, and standing there if your beloved firebutt.
- [19:39] <!CYOA-sama> Could it be?
- [19:40] <!CYOA-sama> Is it possible?
- [19:40] <Taco_Hell> DESTINY
- [19:40] <!CYOA-sama> Your beloved is a sellsword too!~
- [19:40] <!CYOA-sama> Oh joy!
- [19:40] <!CYOA-sama> Oh bliss!
- [19:40] <!CYOA-sama> You leap onto her and hold her gently in your arms.
- [19:41] <!CYOA-sama> You physically feel a chill run up her spine as she frantically frees herself from your grip and turns.
- [19:41] <!CYOA-sama> "W-what the hell are you doing here!" She screams.
- [19:41] <!CYOA-sama> Many nearby people stare and the guards move towards her.
- [19:41] <!CYOA-sama> "Obviously I'm here to find you darling!"
- [19:41] <!CYOA-sama> "That and I'm a fiend slayer, so I need work."
- [19:42] <!CYOA-sama> "YOU JUST STOLE ENOUGH MONEY FROM ME TO FEED YOU FOR A YEAR!"
- [19:42] <!CYOA-sama> You gasp violently and look genuinely hurt.
- [19:42] <!CYOA-sama> "Darling.... I earned that money killing those hellhounds!"
- [19:43] <!CYOA-sama> "If you really love me then give me back half so I can replace my cloak and buy a room!"
- [19:43] <!CYOA-sama> "....."
- [19:43] <!CYOA-sama> "This and that are two different things." You say with a deadpan stare.
- [19:43] <!CYOA-sama> "I KNEW IT!"
- [19:44] <!CYOA-sama> "HEY! ENOUGH YOU TWO! I won't throw you out for making a scene but a fiend witch should be on her best behavior in a human village." The guard says as he touches your beloveds shoulder.
- [19:44] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Cut off his hand
- [19:44] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Cut off his head
- [19:44] <Imouto> [x] Waiting for Choose
- [19:45] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Steal the key to the local prison from him so you can use it to start a riot later.
- [19:45] <!CYOA-sama> Choose
- [19:45] <Brutus> [X] STEAL THE KEY
- [19:45] <HyakkoF> [x] Key
- [19:45] <Imouto> [x] Gotta give em the key.
- [19:45] <!CYOA-sama> (See, this is your chance to decide if he's impulse yan or malicious long term nightmare fuel yan)
- [19:46] <!CYOA-sama> You make an expression that says "I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU" and touch the guards hand.
- [19:46] <!CYOA-sama> He recoils and apologizes instantly.
- [19:46] <!CYOA-sama> "C-carry on...."
- [19:46] <!CYOA-sama> You pocket the key you took with your other hand and turn back to your beloved.
- [19:47] <!CYOA-sama> "Of course my money is my money, but you're welcome to share a room with me darling."
- [19:47] <!CYOA-sama> After a very long pause as if weighing a night with no food or bed against spending an extended period alone with you she speaks.
- [19:48] <!CYOA-sama> "Fine... but if you touch me I'll kill you."
- [19:48] <!CYOA-sama> You breath heavily as you stare down at her and goosbumps form on her shoulders as she breaks eye contact.
- [19:48] <!CYOA-sama> She's so adorable when she's disgusted.
- [19:49] <!CYOA-sama> You turn your attention to the job board.
- [19:49] <!CYOA-sama> You need to pick one up to do before you move on to the next town.
- [19:49] <!CYOA-sama> (Sec)
- [19:50] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Exterminae a large pack of hellhounds including a mated pair of alphas. 1200g
- [19:51] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Investigate the corruption spreading from the nearby forest.
- [19:51] <!CYOA-sama> Reward unstated for that one.
- [19:52] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Slay the hill troll who regularly raids local crops. 2000g
- [19:52] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] all of the above.
- [19:52] <!CYOA-sama> Choose.
- [19:52] <!CYOA-sama> CEB ants Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell
- [19:52] <!CYOA-sama> CEB ants Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell
- [19:52] <!CYOA-sama> CEB ants Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell
- [19:52] <!CYOA-sama> CEB ants Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell
- [19:52] <!CYOA-sama> CEB ants Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell
- [19:53] <HyakkoF> Hm.
- [19:53] <@CEB> all of the above.
- [19:53] <!CYOA-sama> Picking all of them will just make him linger in the town longer
- [19:53] <!CYOA-sama> (Pro tip, reward unstated options usually have the potential to lead to a new route girl)
- [19:54] <HyakkoF> Ah. I wanted to slay the troll, but [x] Investigate
- [19:54] <!CYOA-sama> You could just pick all of the above.
- [19:55] <Brutus> [X] All of the above (I love money and the chance to maybe [STEAL] things.
- [19:55] <Brutus> )*
- [19:55] <Brotius> [x] All of the above with our marshmallow
- [19:56] <HyakkoF> I could, but I've always been overly cautious in new settings. Figured everyone else would anyway.
- [19:56] <!CYOA-sama> You grab all three job notices and pocket them.
- [19:57] <!CYOA-sama> You lace your fingers with your marshmallow and she shudders.
- [19:57] <!CYOA-sama> "Tell me my love.... what's your name?"
- [19:57] <!CYOA-sama> "R-Rhonda..."
- [19:57] <!CYOA-sama> "Ah!..." You moan as you grab your chest.
- [19:58] <!CYOA-sama> "Even the sound of your name rests on my ear like sweet sweet honey."
- [19:58] <!CYOA-sama> She maintains maximum distance possible without letting go of your hand.
- [19:58] <!CYOA-sama> She seems to have reached a compromise in her mind to tolerate you for her financial needs.
- [19:59] <!CYOA-sama> Not good enough.
- [19:59] <!CYOA-sama> You need her love.
- [20:00] <!CYOA-sama> You guide your roasty little love muffin to the inn and purchase a room.
- [20:00] <!CYOA-sama> After ordering room service you guide her up the stairs and enter the lovers suite you bought for 200g
- [20:01] <!CYOA-sama> "You.... are disgusting."
- [20:01] <!CYOA-sama> "I love you too darling~" You say as you collapse onto the pink sheets.
- [20:02] <!CYOA-sama> "Don't worry my love, we'll be here for a few days. There are 3 jobs I need to do before we move on to the next town."
- [20:02] <!CYOA-sama> "Three days is plenty of time for you to fall in love with me." You say with a smile.
- [20:02] <!CYOA-sama> Then... before you leave that bastard guard gets his.
- [20:03] <!CYOA-sama> You stand up and move towards the exit.
- [20:03] <!CYOA-sama> "Where are you going.., I thought you'd drag me along." She says suspiciously.
- [20:03] <!CYOA-sama> You turn with a wide grin that makes her throw up in her mouth a little.
- [20:04] <!CYOA-sama> "I intend to darling, I just have some things to take care of and I thought you would have trouble bathing with a worthless perverted bastard like me around." you say with a grin.
- [20:05] <!CYOA-sama> She seems to relax a bit and you smile and walk out the door.
- [20:05] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Wait for her to get in the bath and molest her.
- [20:05] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Go find a new shirt and wreak some havoc.
- [20:06] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Go make that guards life a living hell.
- [20:06] <!CYOA-sama> Choose.
- [20:06] <!CYOA-sama> (The guard thing will get done before leaving town anyway, this is extra.)
- [20:06] <Brutus> [X] Go find a new shirt
- [20:06] <!CYOA-sama> CEB ants Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell
- [20:06] <!CYOA-sama> CEB ants Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell
- [20:06] <!CYOA-sama> CEB ants Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell
- [20:06] <!CYOA-sama> CEB ants Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell
- [20:06] <!CYOA-sama> CEB ants Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell
- [20:06] <@CEB> Wait for her to get in the bath and molest her.
- [20:06] <HyakkoF> [x] New shirt
- [20:06] <!CYOA-sama> [Intermission] after this vote.
- [20:07] <Brotius> [x] new shirt
- [20:07] <!CYOA-sama> Okay.
- [20:07] <!CYOA-sama> Shirt+havoc it is.
- [17:57] <!CYOA-sama> [Intermission Out]
- [17:57] <!CYOA-sama> You leave the love suite and head into town.
- [17:57] <!CYOA-sama> This place is evidently some kind of trading post, lots of money gets exchanged.
- [17:58] <!CYOA-sama> You'd love to check out the black market but you only have 600g left so it'd be a waste of time.
- [17:58] <!CYOA-sama> What to do... what to do...
- [17:58] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Go to a whorehouse.
- [17:59] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Go to the local fight club, that should be a good way to make some coin.
- [17:59] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] You're like.... Thief Jesus... just go steal money from the largest merchants guild in town
- [17:59] <!CYOA-sama> Choose.
- [18:00] <!CYOA-sama> CEB ants Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell
- [18:00] <!CYOA-sama> CEB ants Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell
- [18:00] <!CYOA-sama> CEB ants Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell
- [18:00] <!CYOA-sama> CEB ants Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell
- [18:00] <!CYOA-sama> CEB ants Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell
- [18:00] <!CYOA-sama> CEB ants Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell
- [18:00] <ants> [X] Rule number one: do NOT vote for fight club
- [18:00] <Brotius> [x] Fight Cloob
- [18:00] <Brutus> [X] Theif....Jesus
- [18:00] <Brotius> oh..
- [18:00] <Brotius> oh right..
- [18:01] <Brotius> I change to Thief Jesus, I didn't think for a bit.
- [18:01] <Taco_Hell> [x] THIEF JESUS GOTTA STEAL DEM HEARTS
- [18:04] <!CYOA-sama> You stop in the middle of the road and smile.
- [18:04] <!CYOA-sama> People back away and walk around you as you start laughing to yourself.
- [18:04] <!CYOA-sama> This is gonna be fun, you haven't robbed anything worth talking about in quite a while.
- [18:06] <!CYOA-sama> First things first, you spend about an hour casing the town trying to find your mark.
- [18:07] <!CYOA-sama> Naughty Bandit, that's the one.
- [18:07] <!CYOA-sama> It's the largest merchants guild in town.
- [18:07] <!CYOA-sama> It's also runs the underground fight club and probably most of the black market.
- [18:08] <!CYOA-sama> You can smell the coin already.
- [18:08] <!CYOA-sama> The main guild house is well guarded, and you can't blink through wall unless you know what's on the other side.
- [18:09] <!CYOA-sama> It's not just a matter of getting inside, you also need to decide what you're going to steal.
- [18:09] <!CYOA-sama> You sit down in an ally cross-legged and close your eyes.
- [18:09] <!CYOA-sama> Your breathing steadies as you slowly formulate your plan of attack.
- [18:10] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Go after coin.
- [18:10] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Go after valuable items.
- [18:10] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Go after documents.
- [18:10] <!CYOA-sama> Choose
- [18:10] <Taco_Hell> [x] Documents, it might give you clues about valuable items!
- [18:11] <!CYOA-sama> CEB ants Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell
- [18:11] <!CYOA-sama> CEB ants Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell
- [18:11] <!CYOA-sama> CEB ants Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell
- [18:11] <!CYOA-sama> CEB ants Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell
- [18:11] <!CYOA-sama> CEB ants Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell
- [18:11] <@CEB> Go after documents.
- [18:11] <Brutus> {X] documents
- [18:11] <Brotius> [x] dox
- [18:11] <ants> [X] Valuable items
- [18:12] <!CYOA-sama> Documents could have deeds, auction lists, all sorts of tasty information that could be worth a lot for a lot of reasons.
- [18:12] <!CYOA-sama> And you can carry a lot of them.
- [18:12] <!CYOA-sama> But know what to take is only have the problem.
- [18:12] <!CYOA-sama> Documents are likely kept in a secure vault in the guild masters room.
- [18:13] <!CYOA-sama> You have know way of knowing where it is.
- [18:13] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Join the fight club, win, and kidnap the guild master when they present you your prize.
- [18:14] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Break in and kill/interrogate people until you find the guild master then beat the combination out of them.
- [18:14] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Find another way to sneak in and stealthy locate the office yourself, and crack the safe.
- [18:14] <!CYOA-sama> Choose
- [18:15] <Brutus> [X} SNEAK SNEAK
- [18:15] <ants> [X] THIS IS A SNEAKING MISSION
- [18:15] <Brotius> [x] Operation Safe Cracker
- [18:15] <!CYOA-sama> If you guys are intentionally shying away from fighting I'd like to remind you he murdered a pack of hellhounds with a knife.
- [18:16] <ants> when the time is right
- [18:16] <!CYOA-sama> If you'd just rather be subtle that's fine too.
- [18:16] <ants> no, we just want to blow up inside, rather than outside
- [18:16] <Brotius> ^
- [18:16] <Brotius> no need to make things messy before we get the goods.
- [18:17] <!CYOA-sama> You stand up and begin searching the out parimeter of the guild.
- [18:17] <!CYOA-sama> There are actually a lot of windows you can use to get inside.
- [18:17] <!CYOA-sama> This might be easier than you thought...
- [18:17] <!CYOA-sama> [Chapter 2 - End]
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