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  1. -- brackishBarracuda [BB] began trolling defectiveJockey [DJ] at 21:12 --
  2. [09:12] BB: dave
  3. [09:12] BB: ?
  4. -- defectiveJockey [DJ] changed their mood to CHUMMY  --
  5. [09:14] BB: dave
  6. [09:14] BB: ?
  7. [09:15] DJ: yeah baby mama
  8. [09:15] BB: oh shit hey what up
  9. [09:15] DJ: B) not much mlady
  10. [09:15] DJ: whats up with you
  11. [09:16] BB: did u reely just
  12. [09:16] DJ: what
  13. [09:17] BB: u fuckin miladyd me
  14. [09:17] BB: im offended
  15. [09:18] DJ: miladymiladymilady
  16. [09:18] DJ: B)B)B)
  17. [09:18] BB: do u finsulted all ur wounded this way
  18. [09:19] DJ: yep
  19. [09:19] DJ: wait what wounded
  20. [09:19] BB: man down
  21. [09:19] BB: wounded
  22. [09:19] DJ: what did you do
  23. [09:19] BB: nofin
  24. [09:19] BB: believe it or not
  25. [09:20] BB: wasnt efin lookin for trouble
  26. [09:20] BB: didnt get into a fight
  27. [09:20] DJ: thats always when it fins you
  28. [09:20] BB: just got some shit luck
  29. [09:22] BB: its uh
  30. [09:22] BB: you might wanna b prepared tho
  31. [09:22] DJ: im always prepared
  32. [09:22] BB: just dont freak and it dont hurt that bad alright
  33. [09:22] DJ: gotcha
  34. [09:23] -- brackishBarracuda [BB] [myass.png] --
  35. [09:23] DJ: what the fuck my gill
  36. [09:23] DJ: what even happened
  37. [09:24] DJ: what even does that
  38. [09:24] BB: actually real life lightning does that
  39. [09:25] DJ: see
  40. [09:25] DJ: i would have guessed
  41. [09:25] DJ: got fucked the wrong way by a horrorterror
  42. [09:25] DJ: and i think that says a lot about my lifestyle
  43. [09:26] BB: no u kno you aint even wrong i dont blame you and the fact that its a fuckin
  44. [09:26] BB: possibility even says somefin aboat mine
  45. [09:26] DJ: i love you
  46. [09:26] DJ: youre okay?
  47. [09:27] BB: uh it hurts like a bitch but its bareable
  48. [09:27] BB: and i dont think this ones goin away
  49. [09:27] BB: hell it aboat damn covers the scars on my arms
  50. [09:28] BB: I )(avent Told Dirk Yet
  51. [09:29] DJ: well
  52. [09:29] DJ: im glad youre okay
  53. [09:29] DJ: and like
  54. [09:29] DJ: at least itll be a COOL scar??
  55. [09:29] BB: i mean
  56. [09:29] BB: yeah
  57. [09:31] BB: sally got most a it
  58. [09:31] BB: clams was pissed
  59. [09:32] BB: my hearin in my left ear is still fucked up
  60. [09:32] BB: s been gettin betta tho
  61. [09:32] DJ: need anything?
  62. [09:33] DJ: i can tell dirk if youre worried
  63. [09:35] BB: nah clams has m p well coverd but pike
  64. [09:35] BB: all my quads are worried an i cant go see em
  65. [09:36] BB: and i need to tell him
  66. [09:36] DJ: yeah i bet B(
  67. [09:36] DJ: hes asleep rn ill go wake him up
  68. [09:37] BB: its just so fuckin stupid i wasnt even trynna fuck somefin up
  69. [09:37] BB: fuck is he
  70. [09:37] BB: how long
  71. [09:37] BB: should i let him sleep he doesnt do that enough as it fuckin is
  72. [09:38] DJ: its fine baby manma
  73. [09:38] DJ: mama*
  74. [09:38] DJ: its only been a couple hours but ill make sure he goes back to sleep after
  75. [09:39] BB: fuck
  76. [09:39] BB: might as well get it over w
  77. [09:46] DJ: there he is baby mama
  78. [09:46] BB: whatd you tell him
  79. [09:47] DJ: i told him you had something to tell him
  80. [09:47] DJ: i didnt mention what it was
  81. [09:47] BB: thats naut cryptic at all
  82. [09:47] DJ: whale
  83. [10:18] DJ: hey
  84. [10:18] DJ: hey baby mama
  85. [10:18] DJ: knock knock
  86. [10:20] BB: yeah
  87. [10:20] BB: whats up dave
  88. [10:20] BB: is he okay
  89. [10:21] BB: he sounded p fuckin worried
  90. [10:29] DJ: nothing i wanted to see if you were still ok
  91. [10:29] DJ: hes fine hes just really tired
  92. [10:30] BB: he aint the only one
  93. [10:30] BB: fuck im saury to dump this on ur laps
  94. [10:30] DJ: hey hey
  95. [10:30] DJ: dont say that
  96. [10:30] DJ: you know im alwaves here for you B)
  97. [10:31] BB: no i need to b more careful hes right i know that i just i wasnt efin in a fucking fight
  98. [10:31] DJ: i know i know
  99. [10:31] DJ: but hey
  100. [10:31] DJ: things happen
  101. [10:32] DJ: if you beat yourself up everytime you get struck by lightning or get hit by a car or anything else that is considered a freak accident
  102. [10:32] DJ: then youd just be beating yourself up a lot
  103. [10:33] BB: so ur sayin freak accidents happen to me a lot then
  104. [10:41] DJ: to the best of us
  105. [10:41] DJ: it
  106. [10:41] DJ: shush
  107. [10:41] BB: 3B*
  108. [10:43] BB: isle b honest w u dave its
  109. [10:43] BB: i cant reely look at it rn
  110. [10:44] BB: i know isle get used to it i aint efin reely that bothered but
  111. [10:44] BB: its only been a few days
  112. [10:44] DJ: yeah...
  113. [10:44] DJ: B*
  114. [10:44] DJ: do you need anything
  115. [10:44] DJ: i can get jane to cover it maybe
  116. [10:45] BB: no isle live
  117. [10:46] BB: i mean thank you but i gotta just
  118. [10:47] BB: get used to it
  119. [10:47] BB: it missed my gills but my biolums shot
  120. [10:48] BB: it hurts but its still kinda numb
  121. [10:48] BB: it feels like the whole side is dead
  122. [10:49] DJ: whoa
  123. [10:49] DJ: your biolum is gone?
  124. [10:49] BB: my bl is bacteria from my sea naut spots on me that just do that so
  125. [10:50] BB: they got fried
  126. [10:51] BB: if i can find more a the same kind i can get some back but
  127. [11:04] BB: my bl is bacteria from my sea naut spots on me that just do that so
  128. [11:04] BB: they got fried
  129. [11:04] BB: if i can find more a the same kind i can get some back but
  130. [11:04] DJ: that sucks so bad baby mama
  131. [11:13] BB: make sure he gets back to bed
  132. [11:16] DJ: i will definitely
  133. [11:16] DJ: whatcha up to right now
  134. [11:16] BB: staring at the ceiling
  135. [11:17] BB: he offered to sleep over here
  136. [11:21] DJ: aw
  137. [11:21] DJ: and you didnt take it up on him
  138. [11:21] DJ: you could have a two for one special
  139. [11:21] DJ: id come
  140. [11:21] BB: fuck dont tempt me
  141. [11:23] BB: no you know what fuck i t
  142. [11:23] DJ: tempt
  143. [11:23] DJ: teeeeempt
  144. [11:23] DJ: tempt tempt tempt
  145. [11:23] BB: both a u then
  146. [11:23] DJ: YES
  147. [11:24] DJ: ill grab him
  148. [11:24] DJ: be right back
  149. [11:24] BB: my red are either w kids or too tall to b here easy but yall aint
  150. [11:24] BB: s
  151. [11:24] BB: reds
  152. [11:24] BB: two fuckin clowns and another mata pike me
  153. [11:24] DJ: ehehehe
  154. [11:24] DJ: B) love you gill
  155. [11:24] DJ: be right back
  156. [11:24] BB: aight
  157. [11:25] DJ: be right there*
  158. [11:25] DJ: i mean
  159. [11:25] BB: well
  160. [11:25] BB: ur over often enough
  161. [11:25] DJ: fair
  162. -- defectiveJockey [DJ] gave up trolling brackishBarracuda [BB] at 23:30 --
  163. -- defectiveJockey [DJ] changed their mood to OFFLINE  --
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