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  1. quoteList = [
  2. "You're an insane person.",
  3. "What an insane person.",
  4. "ONLY AN INSANE PERSON WOULD ORGANIZE THEIR WORK LIKE THAT.",
  5. "Are you a snoozer? like those guys who snooze their alarm? if you do, you automatically start your day with a failure.",
  6. "Do you make your bed before you leave for school?",
  7. "Pens are for people who never make mistakes.",
  8. "Go outside and try again.",
  9. ":it: IT. I dont know what IT is, can you be more specific about what IT is? :it:",
  10. "Name that band?",
  11. "I'm so disappointed.",
  12. "Congratulations on still using that word (solve) incorrectly.",
  13. "don't WORK HORIZONTALLY.",
  14. "If you can't ask questions correctly, I won't help you.",
  15. "What do YOU think I want.",
  16. "Show me what you DO know.",
  17. "wHat is yOuR pLaN?",
  18. "It's not that you failed, it's that you gave up. Now try and fail.",
  19. "Did you remember to extend your fraction bar all the way across? I bet not.",
  20. "You THINK you understand it. But you don't",
  21. "You can do it. ... and never mind.",
  22. "What are all of you doing? Get to work.",
  23. "I'm laughing because it's funny.",
  24. "You guys are boring.",
  25. "Keep going. You're wrong, but keep going.",
  26. "You need a better plan.",
  27. "Let him fail.",
  28. "You know what is better then the first person struggling? The 10th person struggling.",
  29. "Your exasperated sounds reflect what I am thinking.",
  30. "What language should I speak so you understand?",
  31. "Did you finish the warm up?",
  32. "Was that the question?",
  33. "You can never have too much Dev.",
  34. "The time is crab o'clock!",
  35. "There is nobody like Dev.",
  36. "Concave is an adjective not a verb.",
  37. "Saying oh well is for people who do not learn from their mistakes.",
  38. "In the words of the great Dev Bhatt 'Fair enough'.",
  39. "I know you feel ridiculous. You look ridiculous.",
  40. "I can do whatever I want, and they can't fire me. I could punch ANY of you, and they still wouldn't fire me. They'd inspect it for 6 years. 'It's a conspiracy,' they'll say.",
  41. "That's wrong! That's like going outside and seeing the sky is green.",
  42. "Therapy dogs are for people who are too weak to go outside alone, so they make up an illness and take their dogs into restaurants and get HAIR in my food.",
  43. "I didn't take trail mix this time. I took 4 1/2 pounds of bacon.",
  44. "It was like beef jerky but bacon.",
  45. "People who think raisins are bad raise your hand. People who are correct keep your hands raised.",
  46. "I know you THINK that's loud. Its not.",
  47. "Uh oh. What did I say?",
  48. "Raisins are literally grapes that are left to rot on vines.",
  49. "If you like ketchup, then you're a child.",
  50. "I only had this discussion with you because I thought you guys were done.",
  51. "I don't grade the homework. I hike instead.",
  52. "I'm a teacher, trying to buy a house. I don't have money for Kleenex.",
  53. "'Sjol Wars: A New Slope' - Dev Bhatt",
  54. "The book doesn't use it right so you can't use it.",
  55. "Don't make that face. That's a stupid face.",
  56. "Your not insane but you are completely wrong.",
  57. "No Dev that not correct...",
  58. "Does anyone want to try answering this? ...Except for the guy wearing the green shirt?",
  59. "Hey, your shoes are untied. Do you want me to tie them for you? I would do it.",
  60. "Put your shoes back on, you dirty hippie.",
  61. "Yawning is only contagious if you like the person. That is why I never yawn when you guys do.",
  62. "I would yawn for you Dev",
  63. "Dev you made my year",
  64. "No matter who I'm teaching, if you can teach them like children, you are able to get the best results",
  65. "Being compared to college professors makes me feel like I'm doing a good job or they are pretending that I'm doing a good job"
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  67. ]
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