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  1. Doil ♛ has joined the game!
  2. Anwe has joined the game!
  3. Vandia the late birb has joined the game!
  4. 'Coo coo'
  5. Menos has joined the game!
  6. CaptainTeemo The Swift Scout has joined the game!
  7. 'There's a mushroom out there with your name on it'
  8. MuumiJumala has joined the game!
  9. 'You can't build a peaceful world on empty stomachs and human misery.'
  10. TigTrivers has joined the game!
  11. [Vandia] the late birb says: <3
  12. [Anwe] says: wooo
  13. [Anwe] says: <3
  14. [CaptainTeemo] The Swift Scout says: Idk why van seems so familiar
  15. SoulStars The Rainbow Star has joined the game!
  16. 'Let's get hype and ready to roll. YEET!'
  17. MumuPikachu has joined the game!
  18. 'Process your Super Coffee... keep it flowing forward with a space capacitator...'
  19. [SoulStars] The Rainbow Star says: I still has no hat :(
  20. [Vandia] the late birb says: WAOW so many nice people
  21. [Doil] ♛ says: someone seems missing
  22. [Doil] ♛ says: hmm
  23. [MumuPikachu] says: its the
  24. [Vandia] the late birb says: I miss all of you
  25. [MumuPikachu] says: late birb
  26. [MuumiJumala] says: how can has hat
  27. [Doil] ♛ says: wheres instaboner
  28. [Vandia] the late birb says: Azur
  29. [CaptainTeemo] The Swift Scout says: they went brb
  30. [Anwe] says: Vandia did you just come back too?
  31. instaboner The Stoner has joined the game!
  32. 'It's boner time B-)'
  33. [CaptainTeemo] The Swift Scout says: I came back like a week ago
  34. [CaptainTeemo] The Swift Scout says: lol
  35. [CaptainTeemo] The Swift Scout says: hey its A Moist Fart
  36. [instaboner] The Stoner says: sorry
  37. [instaboner] The Stoner says: made a pina colada
  38. [Anwe] says: azzurr
  39. [instaboner] The Stoner says: shutuppp captain
  40. [SoulStars] The Rainbow Star says: So many familiar faces.
  41. [Doil] ♛ says: trying to get azur
  42. [Vandia] the late birb says: I'm only on whenever Doil drags me
  43. [Vandia] the late birb says: IKR
  44. [instaboner] The Stoner says: this will be good
  45. [Doil] ♛ says: <3
  46. [Vandia] the late birb says: This is like throwback
  47. It's summertime! Go check out the beach and enjoy the summer heat!
  48. Wild Mode: Artifacts For All
  49. *** LEGENDARY DISCOVERY! ***
  50. Everyone has received 25 Rupees!
  51. My Achievements
  52. Players with an account can obtain Wild Mode achievements in this game!
  53. Doil donated 1005 euros and receives the Sound Blaster 10,000 Deluxe!
  54. Anwe donated 1 euros and receives the Donator Horn!
  55. Vandia donated 25 euros and receives the Sound Blaster 2500!
  56. Menos donated 1 euros and receives the Donator Horn!
  57. CaptainTeemo donated 40 euros and receives the Donator Horn and the Sound Blaster 2500!
  58. MuumiJumala donated 85 euros and receives the Donator Horn and the Sound Blaster 5000!
  59. SoulStars donated 157 euros and receives the Donator Horn and the Sound Blaster 10,000 Deluxe!
  60. MumuPikachu donated 100 euros and receives the Donator Horn and the Sound Blaster 10,000 Deluxe!
  61. instaboner donated 41 euros and receives the Donator Horn and the Sound Blaster 2500!
  62. Players donated €1456 in total so this game includes the rewards up to €1456!
  63. Let the games begin!
  64. [instaboner] The Stoner may start!
  65. [CaptainTeemo] The Swift Scout says: I feel bad
  66. [CaptainTeemo] The Swift Scout says: i dont remember alot of people
  67. [Doil] ♛ says: azur said too many peeps
  68. [Doil] ♛ says: so she wont join
  69. [instaboner] The Stoner rolled 7.
  70. [CaptainTeemo] The Swift Scout says: its been soo long
  71. [instaboner] The Stoner became a deadly Assassin.
  72. [Anwe] says: goddamnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
  73. Spectator AzurHeart is now observing the game.
  74. [SoulStars] The Rainbow Star says: I still don't know how to auto-scroll xD
  75. [Anwe] says: AZUR
  76. [Doil] ♛ rolled 4.
  77. [Anwe] says: U BUM
  78. [Anwe] says: i still love u tho
  79. [Doil] ♛ became a chaotic Warlock.
  80. [SoulStars] The Rainbow Star says: Also I just realized the chat colors matches our player colors.
  81. [SoulStars] The Rainbow Star says: It's a nice little touch :)
  82. Spectator AzurHeart says: ANWE
  83. [Anwe] says: wHY DD YOU BECOME A WARLOCK
  84. [MuumiJumala] says: alright which one of you fuckers won the spear lottery
  85. [Anwe] says: if it SUCKS
  86. [MumuPikachu] says: <>
  87. Warlock [Doil] ♛ says: by the way
  88. [Anwe] rolled 3.
  89. Warlock [Doil] ♛ says: no spears of destiny
  90. Spectator AzurHeart says: ILY, but 10 players will kill my soul
  91. [MumuPikachu] says: chat colour what
  92. [MumuPikachu] says: I see black chat colour
  93. [Anwe] became an unpredictable Quantum Physicist.
  94. [MumuPikachu] says: I have spear!
  95. Spectator #trash is now observing the game.
  96. You can't use your Legendary Discovery! when you're disarmed!
  97. [Vandia] the late birb says: I love all of you
  98. Warlock [Doil] ♛ says: no spears of destiny is the only rule
  99. [Vandia] the late birb rolled 5.
  100. Spectator AzurHeart says: soul's talking about bgo mobile
  101. [Vandia] the late birb became a mysterious Enchantress.
  102. Quantum Physicist [Anwe] says: wait i can't pick my spear
  103. [SoulStars] The Rainbow Star says: Sounds fair enough.
  104. [Menos] rolled 4.
  105. [CaptainTeemo] The Swift Scout says: 1v1 me, final destination, spear only
  106. Warlock [Doil] ♛ says: we're here to enjoy a long dragged out game
  107. [Menos] became a holy Priest.
  108. [CaptainTeemo] The Swift Scout rolled 5.
  109. Warlock [Doil] ♛ says: >:)
  110. [CaptainTeemo] The Swift Scout became a clever Merchant.
  111. Priest [Menos] says: Can we eat a breakfast?
  112. [MuumiJumala] rolled 7.
  113. Quantum Physicist [Anwe] says: ok good
  114. Merchant [CaptainTeemo] The Swift Scout says: imma win via treasure
  115. Merchant [CaptainTeemo] The Swift Scout says: bet on it
  116. [MuumiJumala] became a clever Merchant.
  117. Quantum Physicist [Anwe] says: only second breakfast
  118. [TigTrivers] rolled 7.
  119. Quantum Physicist [Anwe] says: OH WAIT RULE # 2
  120. Quantum Physicist [Anwe] says: If you get pyramid you have to go in
  121. [MumuPikachu] says: ,
  122. [TigTrivers] became a clever Merchant.
  123. Quantum Physicist [Anwe] says: if you dont i will murder you
  124. Merchant [MuumiJumala] says: feel free to try menos
  125. Merchant [CaptainTeemo] The Swift Scout says: sounds awful
  126. Quantum Physicist [Anwe] says: which i will probably do anyway
  127. Quantum Physicist [Anwe] says: so nvm bout rule #2
  128. Spectator AzurHeart says: lol
  129. Merchant [MuumiJumala] says: guarantee your breakfast gets fucked up before you're close to finishing it
  130. [SoulStars] The Rainbow Star rolled 4.
  131. Priest [Menos] says: I once almost got it, but the game was too short
  132. [SoulStars] The Rainbow Star says: Wish I had another custom emote soon xD
  133. [SoulStars] The Rainbow Star says: Looks like it's SWEEPIN TIME.
  134. [SoulStars] The Rainbow Star became an unpredictable Quantum Physicist.
  135. [MumuPikachu] rolled 7.
  136. [MumuPikachu] became a clever Merchant.
  137. Priest [Menos] says: Well, time to be dead for 9 turns in a row.
  138. You can't use your Legendary Discovery! when you're disarmed!
  139. Assassin [instaboner] The Stoner rolled 11.
  140. Jukebox: Carpenters - I'll Be Home For Christmas
  141. Assassin [instaboner] The Stoner received a Useless Valuable.
  142. Assassin [instaboner] The Stoner was sane enough to avoid the Pyramid.
  143. Warlock [Doil] ♛ rolled 8.
  144. Spectator #trash says: that sounds fun
  145. Warlock [Doil] ♛ received a Relic.
  146. Warlock [Doil] ♛ used the Time Machine...
  147. ...and ended up in the Prehistory!
  148. Quantum Physicist [SoulStars] The Rainbow Star says: So this is in beta, correct? Surely there must be tweaks to be fixed xD
  149. Warlock [Doil] ♛ fled 9 spaces to lose a group of mad cavemen.
  150. Quantum Physicist [Anwe] rolled 8.
  151. Spectator AzurHeart says: you can turn off beta
  152. Quantum Physicist [Anwe] received a Diss Card: Steal Monies.
  153. Quantum Physicist [Anwe] encountered the Name Wizard!
  154. Quantum Physicist [SoulStars] The Rainbow Star says: Auto-scrolling, some color names...
  155. Quantum Physicist [Anwe] let the Name Wizard change a name! Vandia is now called Jiggles!
  156. Spectator AzurHeart says: death for 9 turns then gets FSM
  157. Merchant [CaptainTeemo] The Swift Scout says: aw
  158. Enchantress [Jiggles] the late birb says: ?!?
  159. Enchantress [Jiggles] the late birb rolled 4.
  160. Warlock [Doil] ♛ says: jiggle jiggle~
  161. Quantum Physicist [Anwe] says: <3
  162. Enchantress [Jiggles] the late birb received a Relic.
  163. Enchantress [Jiggles] the late birb stood at a crossroads.
  164. Merchant [CaptainTeemo] The Swift Scout says: I would have renamed inta
  165. Enchantress [Jiggles] the late birb went to the Wild West.
  166. Merchant [CaptainTeemo] The Swift Scout says: insta
  167. Enchantress [Jiggles] the late birb joined the Indians!
  168. Enchantress [Jiggles] the late birb entered the Indian village and received a Bow & Arrows.
  169. Spectator AzurHeart says: auto scroll is fine
  170. To Doil: rip I had spear and can't use
  171. Enchantress [Jiggles] the late birb started playing on the Slot Machine.
  172. To Doil: /cri
  173. Enchantress [Jiggles] the late birb lost on the Slot Machine.
  174. Warlock [Doil] ♛ whispers: other 3 are trash?
  175. Quantum Physicist [Anwe] says: Jiggles is such a cool word tho
  176. Quantum Physicist [SoulStars] The Rainbow Star says: Well it stops scrolling for me.
  177. Priest [Menos] rolled 6.
  178. Spectator #trash says: to AMoistFart?
  179. Priest [Menos] received a Light Scroll: Wealth.
  180. Priest [Menos] gave good old Gil 2 Rupees.
  181. To Doil: luckily no
  182. Merchant [CaptainTeemo] The Swift Scout rolled 7.
  183. Quantum Physicist [Anwe] says: #trash throw yourself out now
  184. Merchant [CaptainTeemo] The Swift Scout received a Relic.
  185. Merchant [CaptainTeemo] The Swift Scout won the lottery!
  186. Quantum Physicist [Anwe] says: ew
  187. Merchant [CaptainTeemo] The Swift Scout made the right decision and went 5 spaces forward.
  188. Merchant [MuumiJumala] rolled 5.
  189. Assassin [instaboner] The Stoner says: trash actually isnt that bad
  190. Merchant [MuumiJumala] received a Useless Valuable.
  191. Merchant [MuumiJumala] stood at a crossroads.
  192. Merchant [MuumiJumala] went to the Bank.
  193. Quantum Physicist [Anwe] says: is trash a regular
  194. Merchant [MuumiJumala] took out a life insurance.
  195. Assassin [instaboner] The Stoner says: yes
  196. Merchant [TigTrivers] rolled 6.
  197. Assassin [instaboner] The Stoner says: a regular hashtag
  198. Merchant [TigTrivers] rolled 5.
  199. TigTrivers had a Roll Streak of 2!
  200. Quantum Physicist [Anwe] says: oh hello trash
  201. Spectator AzurHeart says: lol
  202. Merchant [MumuPikachu] says: account users suck anyway
  203. Merchant [TigTrivers] received a Light Scroll: Wealth.
  204. Quantum Physicist [Anwe] says: but...what if it's an imposter trash
  205. Merchant [TigTrivers] stood at a crossroads.
  206. Merchant [TigTrivers] went to the Time Machine.
  207. Merchant [TigTrivers] used the Time Machine...
  208. ...and ended up in the Prehistory!
  209. Assassin [instaboner] The Stoner says: he knows the moist fart inside joke
  210. Merchant [MuumiJumala] says: we may never know
  211. Assassin [instaboner] The Stoner says: its him
  212. Merchant [Buzz Killington] has altered the time line! The finish is now at space 334!
  213. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: NO MY JIGGLES
  214. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] says: IT's true. I suck
  215. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout says: LOL
  216. Merchant [Robocop] says: fuck
  217. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout says: bye iggles
  218. Merchant [Robocop] says: can we remake
  219. Merchant [Buzz Killington] says: opps
  220. Spectator #trash says: i agree
  221. Spectator #trash says: :P
  222. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: R O L L I N G A R O U N D O F T H E S P E E D O F S O U N D
  223. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star rolled 8.
  224. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star received a Book: Bounty Hunting.
  225. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star voted in the poll.
  226. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: well i think i might die a lot
  227. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] says: ME too
  228. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: only allowed to kill me via beheading
  229. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: It's okay to have CAPS sometimes xD
  230. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star stood at a crossroads.
  231. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star went to the Pawn Shop.
  232. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout says: Im using motion controls
  233. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star bought the Pawn Shop owner's Reading Glasses.
  234. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star bought the Pawn Shop owner's ACME Pogo-Stick.
  235. Merchant [Facepuncherina] honks her Donator Horn: HONK HONK!
  236. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star bought the Pawn Shop owner's Mustache Of Life.
  237. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star bought the Pawn Shop owner's Torch.
  238. Merchant [Facepuncherina] rolled 8.
  239. Jukebox: Avenue Q - Schadenfreude
  240. Merchant [Facepuncherina] received a Light Scroll: Wealth.
  241. Merchant [Facepuncherina] stood at a crossroads.
  242. Merchant [Facepuncherina] went to the Bank.
  243. Merchant [Facepuncherina] took out a life insurance.
  244. Merchant [Facepuncherina] says: so to celebrate name changes, reminder to pick the SPEAR OF DESTINY if you have it
  245. Everyone received a Wildcard: Shops!
  246. Everyone also received a Rare Wildcard: Skills!
  247. Players are no longer Disarmed!
  248. Merchant [Facepuncherina] discovered Baetylus! Woah, legendary!
  249. Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used Arcane Relocation to move herself 2 spaces forward.
  250. Merchant [Facepuncherina] purchased a Pose Master's Mirror for 18 Rupees.
  251. Merchant [Robocop] discovered The Pied Piper's Pipe! Woah, legendary!
  252. Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb discovered Club Of The Dagda! Woah, legendary!
  253. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ discovered Tablet Of Destinies! Woah, legendary!
  254. Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb smashed Club Of The Dagda on the ground!
  255. - Merchant [Robocop] got killed!
  256. - Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] got killed!
  257. - Priest [Don Vito Corleone] got killed!
  258. - Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star got killed!
  259. Merchant [Robocop] received 39 Rupees from Life Insurance!
  260. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner discovered Club Of The Dagda! Woah, legendary!
  261. Merchant [Facepuncherina] went forward 3 spaces thanks to Trade Routes.
  262. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ used his Tablet Of Destinies to copy Priest [Don Vito Corleone]'s Light Scroll: Wealth!
  263. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ gained Cards Of Fate!
  264. Merchant [Buzz Killington] discovered Spear Of Destiny! Woah, legendary!
  265. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout discovered The Pied Piper's Pipe! Woah, legendary!
  266. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ is going to the Beach!
  267. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: OOF.
  268. Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used Condense Magic on her Bow & Arrows and created a Lovely Crystal!
  269. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ prepared to summon a Demon and got infected with Chlamydia.
  270. Merchant [Buzz Killington] killed Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb with his Spear Of Destiny.
  271. Merchant [Buzz Killington]'s Spear Of Destiny has 1 stack now!
  272. Merchant [Facepuncherina] prepared her Baetylus to create a Chicken.
  273. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner smashed Club Of The Dagda on the ground!
  274. - Merchant [Facepuncherina] got killed!
  275. - Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout got killed!
  276. - Merchant [Buzz Killington] got killed!
  277. Merchant [Facepuncherina] received 39 Rupees from Life Insurance!
  278. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner sprinted 10 spaces forwards.
  279. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner is going to the Pawn Shop!
  280. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ summoned a Power Imp.
  281. Spectator #trash says: nice start
  282. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner rolled 11 + 3 = 14.
  283. Merchant [Buzz Killington] says: hahaha
  284. Spectator AzurHeart says: such death
  285. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner pawned her Useless Valuable for 25 Rupees.
  286. Spectator #trash says: ikr
  287. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner bought the Pawn Shop owner's Ethereal Dagger.
  288. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner bought the Pawn Shop owner's Dark Scroll: Polymorph.
  289. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: i was distracted by a dishwasher
  290. Merchant [Robocop] says: Merchant [Buzz Killington] discovered Spear Of Destiny! Woah, legendary!
  291. Merchant [Robocop] says: fyi
  292. Spectator AzurHeart says: NO SPEARS
  293. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner is going to the Beach!
  294. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ says: insta die pls
  295. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ says: so i can use yesyes
  296. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: BUZZ
  297. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ rolled 7.
  298. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ rolled 4.
  299. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: THATS A RULe
  300. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: who's buzz
  301. Spectator AzurHeart says: HOW DARE YOU GET IT
  302. Longrod Von Hugendong had a Roll Streak of 2!
  303. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ read his cards...
  304. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: I thikn it's muuuu
  305. Merchant [Buzz Killington] says: ..I'm Buzz
  306. ...and chose to go to The ACME Shop!
  307. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ bought a Piano at the ACME Shop.
  308. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ bought a Magnet at the ACME Shop.
  309. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: TigTrivers boiz.
  310. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: We're not allowed to use the spear of destiny
  311. Spectator AzurHeart says: mumu is orange
  312. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] reincarnated as a Dog.
  313. Spectator #trash says: tig
  314. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] used their puppy eyes and gained 2 karma.
  315. Merchant [Buzz Killington] says: ohhh
  316. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: no there's two mu
  317. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: not mumu
  318. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: the other muuu
  319. Merchant [Buzz Killington] says: whoops wasnt reading the chat
  320. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ says: spear of destiny is not allowed
  321. Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb is still dead. (1)
  322. Merchant [Buzz Killington] says: my bad
  323. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: rip buzz
  324. Merchant [Buzz Killington] says: wont use it again
  325. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: Oof.
  326. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ says: meaning
  327. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] rots in peace. (1)
  328. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: artifactless
  329. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ says: you can get 6 stacks
  330. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ says: i trust you to not get 7
  331. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout is still dead. (1)
  332. Merchant [Robocop] rots in peace. (1)
  333. Merchant [Buzz Killington] says: alright fair enough
  334. Merchant [Buzz Killington] is safely tucked underground. (1)
  335. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: At least now we know.
  336. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star reincarnated as a Cow.
  337. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: Moo.
  338. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star drank some milk and gained 2 karma.
  339. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: mooooo
  340. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: o
  341. Merchant [Facepuncherina] peacefully rots away. (1)
  342. ***Reinforcements have arrived!***
  343. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: hi
  344. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: o
  345. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner rolled 10 + 3 = 13.
  346. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner rolled 10 + 3 = 13.
  347. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner rolled 9 + 3 = 12.
  348. "That is a goddamn fine Roll Streak, soldier!"
  349. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner used her Wildcard: Skills to gain the "YES! YES!" skill.
  350. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner whispers: Yes! Yes!
  351. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner shouted 'Yes! Yes!', gained 24 Rupees and went forward 24 spaces.
  352. Miss Choksondik had a Roll Streak of 3!
  353. ***Auction Time!***
  354. The player who places the highest secret bid wins!
  355. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner's Killer Instincts Speed Boost wore off.
  356. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: See every time I click something else, Chat doesn't auto-scroll for me.
  357. Jukebox: The Fratellis - Whistle For The Choir
  358. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner bought a Hamburger at the Mobile Beach Shop.
  359. Merchant [Buzz Killington] has placed a bid!
  360. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner bought a tube of Sunscreen at the Mobile Beach Shop.
  361. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner bought a Beer at the Mobile Beach Shop.
  362. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] has placed a bid!
  363. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: So that's the problem.
  364. You placed a bid of 2 Rupees.
  365. Merchant [Facepuncherina] has placed a bid!
  366. Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb has placed a bid!
  367. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: its scrolling for me
  368. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ rolled 4.
  369. *** SEAL OF SEALS ***
  370. Everyone received a Sealed Container!
  371. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] has placed a bid!
  372. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star has placed a bid!
  373. Spectator AzurHeart says: he's on bgo beta
  374. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ went to the Palm Tree.
  375. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ slammed the Palm Tree with his Hammer and got a Coconut!
  376. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] rolled 6.
  377. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] sniffed another dog's butt and gained 2 karma.
  378. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] is human again.
  379. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: I think I have to reverse it back maybe?
  380. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] used their Wildcard: Skills to gain the Pacman skill for 7 turns.
  381. Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb is safely tucked underground. (2)
  382. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] discovered Sudarshana Chakra! Woah, legendary!
  383. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] threw their Sudarshana Chakra towards Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner!
  384. Spectator AzurHeart says: not while you're in a game
  385. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] resurrected thanks to Faith.
  386. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] stood at a crossroads.
  387. Spectator AzurHeart says: it wont change while you're in a game
  388. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] went to the Wild West.
  389. Merchant [Robocop] says: chakra
  390. Merchant [Robocop] says: rly
  391. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] joined the Indians!
  392. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] used their Quantum Quality and gained a +4 Speed Boost for 2 turns!
  393. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] entered the Indian village and received a Bow & Arrows.
  394. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: Oof, aw well.
  395. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] used his Mining Pick and found a Happy Crystal near the Indian Village.
  396. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] used Global Multiversal Flux to turn their EMP Generator into a Bow & Arrows.
  397. Priest [Don Vito Corleone]'s reputation with the Indians has increased!
  398. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] smoked the Indian peace pipe and is now stoned.
  399. Merchant [Robocop] says: you are the king of dickheads
  400. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: At least it's still in development xD
  401. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout likes being dead. (2)
  402. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] discovered The Glory Of Ten Powers! Woah, legendary!
  403. Glue Mine buried.
  404. Merchant [Robocop] likes being dead. (2)
  405. Spectator #trash says: i had someone pick chakra twice
  406. Merchant [Buzz Killington] got resurrected by his Guardian.
  407. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: Also it's been a while since I played this game.
  408. Merchant [Buzz Killington] pulled the Lever, which activated a fan, blowing Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star back 14 spaces!
  409. Spectator #BoiBoiz is now observing the game.
  410. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] shot Merchant [Buzz Killington] 5 spaces back with an arrow up the butt!
  411. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star rolled 6.
  412. Merchant [Buzz Killington] used his Light Scroll to cast Life Shield on himself.
  413. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star ruminated and gained 2 karma.
  414. Merchant [Buzz Killington] used his Light Scroll to change his own destiny with Cards Of Fate.
  415. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star is human again.
  416. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] cast a Spell and broke a seal of his Sealed Container Of The Arcane. Only 9 seals remaining...
  417. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] used Radiance to bless himself with the Blessing Of Vengeance.
  418. Spectator #trash says: that was hell
  419. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star discovered The Hand Of Glory! Woah, legendary!
  420. Merchant [Buzz Killington] is gonna use his Diss Card: Ensnare.
  421. Merchant [Facepuncherina] likes being dead. (2)
  422. Your bid of 2 Rupees has been refunded.
  423. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] won the Auction and received an Ordinary Ring and a Radio as well as Curse Of Resurrection!
  424. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star used his Quantum Quality and gained a +4 Speed Boost for 2 turns!
  425. Merchant [Buzz Killington] used his Wildcard: Skills to gain the "YES! YES!" skill.
  426. Merchant [Buzz Killington] whispers: Yes! Yes!
  427. Merchant [Buzz Killington] shouted 'Yes! Yes!', gained 16 Rupees and went forward 16 spaces.
  428. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] cast a Spell and broke a seal of his Sealed Container Of The Arcane. Only 8 seals remaining...
  429. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] used his Light Scroll to cast Wealth. Everyone received 11 Rupees! Priest [Don Vito Corleone] received 23 Rupees!
  430. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] called for Reinforcements on their Radio!
  431. Merchant [Buzz Killington] used his Light Scroll to cast Wealth. Everyone received 32 Rupees! Merchant [Buzz Killington] received 65 Rupees!
  432. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner rolled 10.
  433. ***Reinforcements have arrived!***
  434. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] shot Merchant [Buzz Killington] 5 spaces back with an arrow up the butt!
  435. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner stood at a crossroads.
  436. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] bounced 4 spaces forward on their ACME Pogo-Stick.
  437. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] bounced 2 spaces forward on their ACME Pogo-Stick.
  438. Merchant [Buzz Killington] purchased a cup of Turbulent Juice for 11 Rupees.
  439. Merchant [Buzz Killington] sipped from his Turbulent Juice and gained Mojo and a Speed Boost for 2 turns.
  440. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star used his Wildcard: Skills to gain the "YES! YES!" skill.
  441. Merchant [Buzz Killington] drank the cocos milk from his Coconut and moved 5 spaces forward.
  442. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner went to the Magic Shop.
  443. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner entered the Magic Shop.
  444. Merchant [Buzz Killington] used his Roc's Feather to jump forward 3 spaces.
  445. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner bought a Dark Wand at the Magic Shop.
  446. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star instantly read his Book: Bounty Hunting with his Reading Glasses to learn the Bounty Hunting feat.
  447. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner bought a Light Wand at the Magic Shop.
  448. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] used some Cocaine and feels awesome.
  449. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] is gonna use their Improbability Device.
  450. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner charged her Light Wand with Spell Reflect at the Magic Shop.
  451. Merchant [Buzz Killington] used his Dark Scroll to cast Dark Sacrifice. Merchant [Buzz Killington] died and cursed:
  452. * Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ with Curse Of Cold.
  453. * Merchant [Robocop] with Curse Of Cold.
  454. * Merchant [Facepuncherina] with Curse Of Resurrection.
  455. * Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb with Curse Of Cold.
  456. * Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] with Curse Of Riches.
  457. * Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star with Curse Of Relativity.
  458. * Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner with Curse Of Resurrection.
  459. * Priest [Don Vito Corleone] with Curse Of Relativity.
  460. * Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout with Curse Of Cold.
  461. Merchant [Buzz Killington]'s death was blocked thanks to Life Shield and gained a renewed Life Shield!
  462. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] bounced 2 spaces forward on their ACME Pogo-Stick.
  463. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star combined his Bow & Arrows with Volatile Oil and created the Flaming Bow & Arrows, but two arrows burned away.
  464. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star successfully blessed his grenade with Holy Water and created a Holy Hand Grenade!
  465. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star is gonna use his Improbability Device.
  466. Merchant [Buzz Killington] is going to the Beach!
  467. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner charged her Dark Wand with Steal Item at the Magic Shop.
  468. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star bounced 3 spaces forward on his ACME Pogo-Stick.
  469. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star bounced 4 spaces forward on his ACME Pogo-Stick.
  470. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star bounced 2 spaces forward on his ACME Pogo-Stick.
  471. Spectator AzurHeart says: curse of colds~
  472. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner cast a Spell and broke a seal of her Sealed Container Of The Arcane. Only 9 seals remaining...
  473. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner used her Light Wand to cast Spell Reflect on herself.
  474. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star bounced 4 spaces forward on his ACME Pogo-Stick.
  475. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star used Multiversal Flux to turn his ACME Pogo-Stick into a Brain Massager.
  476. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ is gonna use his Diss Card: Steal Monies.
  477. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] is going to the Future Shop!
  478. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner cast a Spell and broke a seal of her Sealed Container Of The Arcane. Only 8 seals remaining...
  479. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner used her Dark Wand to steal Merchant [Buzz Killington]'s Hypno Glasses with the Steal Item spell.
  480. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ rolled 8.
  481. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ got cured of Chlamydia.
  482. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s ACME Piano got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  483. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ used his Diss Card: Steal Monies on Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner and stole 9 Rupees.
  484. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] rolled 5 + 12 = 17.
  485. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] used his Wildcard: Skills to gain the Man Mode skill.
  486. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] rolled 4 + 12 = 16.
  487. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] rolled double twos and broke a seal of their Sealed Container Of The Gemini. Only 5 seals remaining...
  488. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark]'s Sudarshana Chakra killed Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star.
  489. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark]'s Sudarshana Chakra killed Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛.
  490. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ gained a Skull.
  491. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] resurrected Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb with their Curse Of Resurrection.
  492. Ned Stark had a Roll Streak of 2!
  493. Merchant [Buzz Killington] is going to the Future Shop!
  494. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] used their Improbability Device and found a charged Dark Wand.
  495. Merchant [Buzz Killington] went forward 3 spaces thanks to Trade Routes.
  496. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star's Sound Blaster: 'Aaaaargh! The pain!'
  497. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] used their Dark Wand to cast Inverted Dice on Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner, but Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner's Temporary Spell Reflection reflected the Spell!
  498. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner cast a Spell and broke a seal of her Sealed Container Of The Arcane. Only 7 seals remaining...
  499. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner used her Spell Reflection to cast Inverted Dice on Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark]!
  500. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] successfully blessed his Grenade with Mojo and created a Sex Bomb!
  501. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star's Sound Blaster: 'A little bit of Monika in my life!'
  502. Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb rolled 11.
  503. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] activated Man Mode! Let's go balls deep!
  504. Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb's Diss Card: Death got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  505. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] threw his Sex Bomb to space 25.
  506. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] got hit by the Sex Bomb and moved to space 25.
  507. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] was immune and did not become incapacitated.
  508. Merchant [Buzz Killington] got hit by the Sex Bomb and moved to space 25.
  509. Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb got hit by the Sex Bomb and moved to space 25.
  510. Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb bought a Piano at the ACME Shop.
  511. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] charged their Dark Wand with Curse Of Riches!
  512. Priest [Don Vito Corleone]'s Man Mode has ended.
  513. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: Oof. xD
  514. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] killed Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb's with The Glory Of Ten Powers.
  515. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] made a kill, causing The Glory Of Ten Powers' cycle to reset.
  516. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] used their Dark Wand to curse Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner with the Curse Of Riches!
  517. Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb's body got dragged out the ACME Shop.
  518. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] rolled 6.
  519. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout's Sound Blaster: 'Spoooooooooon!'
  520. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: Weird, it scrolls automatically when I'm on full screen.
  521. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] tried to shoot Priest [Don Vito Corleone] with their Bow, but the arrow deflected off of Priest [Don Vito Corleone]'s Shield!
  522. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] shot Merchant [Buzz Killington] 5 spaces back with an arrow up the butt!
  523. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] used Resurrect on himself. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] received an Auto-Resurrection for one turn.
  524. Jukebox: Gurren Lagann - To Hell With Gattai
  525. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] bought a Teleporter at the Future Shop.
  526. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] bought a Space Capacitator at the Future Shop.
  527. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] bought a Tractor Beam at the Future Shop.
  528. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] bought an Improbability Device at the Future Shop.
  529. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] bought a Lightsaber at the Future Shop.
  530. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] shot Merchant [Buzz Killington] 5 spaces back with an arrow up the butt!
  531. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] bought a Clonegg 5000 at the Future Shop.
  532. Teleportation device locked on target.
  533. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] knocked all his enemies 2 spaces back with his Space Capacitator.
  534. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] knocked all his enemies 2 spaces back with his Space Capacitator.
  535. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] knocked all his enemies 2 spaces back with his Space Capacitator.
  536. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] overcharged his Space Capacitator and got knocked back 33 spaces.
  537. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] teleported to space 31.
  538. Merchant [Facepuncherina] says: cant tell if
  539. Merchant [Facepuncherina] says: menos or
  540. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] honks their Donator Horn: HONK HONK!
  541. Merchant [Facepuncherina] says: merc
  542. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] attracted Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner with his Tractor Beam, who got pulled 10 spaces back.
  543. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout's Fairy Crystal got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  544. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout rejoined the living!
  545. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout played on The Pied Piper's Pipe to try to steal a random Living item from all nearby players.
  546. - Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s Cow.
  547. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout stood at a crossroads.
  548. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark]'s Glue Mine exploded!
  549. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ got glued to the floor and got Rooted.
  550. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star got glued to the floor and got Rooted.
  551. Merchant [Facepuncherina] got glued to the floor and got Rooted.
  552. Merchant [Buzz Killington] got glued to the floor and got Rooted.
  553. Merchant [Robocop] got glued to the floor and got Rooted.
  554. Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb got glued to the floor and got Rooted.
  555. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout got glued to the floor and got Rooted.
  556. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: Damn, instaboner, the choksondik is fair ahead xD
  557. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout went to the Ninja Temple.
  558. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout found a Sword in the Ninja Temple.
  559. Merchant [Robocop]'s Useless Valuable got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  560. Merchant [Robocop] got resurrected!
  561. Merchant [Robocop] purchased a can of Energy Drink for 12 Rupees.
  562. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] is going to the Future Shop!
  563. Merchant [Robocop] took out a life insurance.
  564. Merchant [Buzz Killington] skipped a turn.
  565. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout purchased a Ley Prism for 5 Rupees.
  566. Spectator #trash says: i'll say merc
  567. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] used his Clonegg 5000 to start cloning his Cocaine!
  568. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star reincarnated as a Cow.
  569. Merchant [Buzz Killington] sipped from his Turbulent Juice and gained Mojo and a Speed Boost for 2 turns.
  570. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star drank some milk and gained 2 karma.
  571. Merchant [Robocop] played on The Pied Piper's Pipe to try to steal a random Living item from all nearby players.
  572. - Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout's Explosive Sheep.
  573. - Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s Power Imp.
  574. Spectator MidnightZoro is now observing the game.
  575. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: Meow, meow, I'm a cow.
  576. Merchant [Buzz Killington] knocked all other players 2 spaces forward.
  577. Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb didn't move because she was Rooted.
  578. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout didn't move because he was Rooted.
  579. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ didn't move because he was Rooted.
  580. Merchant [Facepuncherina] didn't move because she was Rooted.
  581. Merchant [Buzz Killington] knocked all other players 4 spaces forward.
  582. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ didn't move because he was Rooted.
  583. Merchant [Facepuncherina] didn't move because she was Rooted.
  584. Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb didn't move because she was Rooted.
  585. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout didn't move because he was Rooted.
  586. Merchant [Facepuncherina] is back alive!
  587. Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Baetylus granted her an Auto-Resurrection for 6 turns.
  588. Merchant [Facepuncherina] used her Baetylus to give a Chicken to herself.
  589. Merchant [Facepuncherina] used her Roc's Feather to jump forward 3 spaces.
  590. Merchant [Facepuncherina] clicked the Chicken and received the eggs!
  591. Merchant [Facepuncherina] received a 10 Rupee bonus!
  592. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout is gonna use his Improbability Device.
  593. Spectator #trash says: moo
  594. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout prayed to his Relic to find a church.
  595. Merchant [Facepuncherina] knocked all her enemies 3 spaces back with her Space Capacitator.
  596. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout didn't move because he was Rooted.
  597. Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb didn't move because she was Rooted.
  598. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ didn't move because he was Rooted.
  599. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout went forward 3 spaces thanks to Trade Routes.
  600. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout didn't move because he was Rooted.
  601. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] crawled into their Schrödinger's Box, becoming immune to death for 2 turns!
  602. Merchant [Facepuncherina] bought a Hammer at the Engineering Shop.
  603. Merchant [Facepuncherina] played a bit with her Hammer.
  604. Merchant [Facepuncherina] bought a Teleporter at the Engineering Shop.
  605. Merchant [Facepuncherina] bought a Time-Travel Condom at the Engineering Shop.
  606. Merchant [Facepuncherina] bought a canister of Liquid Nitrogen at the Engineering Shop.
  607. Merchant [Facepuncherina] bought a Signal Jammer at the Engineering Shop.
  608. Merchant [Facepuncherina] bought a Plunger at the Engineering Shop.
  609. Merchant [Facepuncherina] bought a pair of Night Vision Goggles at the Engineering Shop.
  610. Merchant [Facepuncherina] bought a Glue Mine at the Engineering Shop.
  611. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] dispelled Curse Of Relativity from himself.
  612. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] shot Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] 5 spaces back with an arrow up the butt!
  613. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner rolled 8.
  614. Merchant [Facepuncherina] took her Steroids and gained the Man Mode skill.
  615. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner resurrected Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ with her Curse Of Resurrection.
  616. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] shot Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] 5 spaces back with an arrow up the butt!
  617. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] combined his Lasso and his Mining Pick to make a Hookshot.
  618. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] aimed his Hookshot forward, hit Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] and moved to space 41.
  619. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ used his Wildcard: Skills to gain the Pacman skill for 7 turns.
  620. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ ate Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star. WACKA WACKA!
  621. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ received 15 bonus Rupees!
  622. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ gained a Skull.
  623. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ siphoned the power from a Skull to gain Chaos Infusion.
  624. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ used Chaos Infusion to reset the cooldown of his Tablet Of Destinies!
  625. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: :(
  626. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ used his Tablet Of Destinies to copy Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout's Volatile Oil!
  627. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ gained Cards Of Fate!
  628. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ rolled 7.
  629. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ didn't move because he was Rooted.
  630. Merchant [Facepuncherina] knocked all her enemies 3 spaces back with her Space Capacitator.
  631. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout didn't move because he was Rooted.
  632. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ didn't move because he was Rooted.
  633. Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb didn't move because she was Rooted.
  634. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s Relic got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  635. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: You will regret this, DOIL...
  636. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ sacrificed a Skull to summon a Demon.
  637. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ summoned a Hellpriest.
  638. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ read his cards...
  639. Merchant [Robocop] is going to the Future Shop!
  640. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ successfully sliced his Coconut with his Sword and created Two Halves Of Coconut.
  641. ...and chose to go to The Wild West!
  642. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ joined the Indians!
  643. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ entered the Indian village and received a Bow & Arrows.
  644. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s reputation with the Indians has increased!
  645. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ hit the target with a bow.
  646. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] rolled 7 - 2 = 5 with inverted dice.
  647. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark]'s Sudarshana Chakra killed Priest [Don Vito Corleone].
  648. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] countered the kill with Blessing Of Vengeance! Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] died.
  649. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] had Death Immunity and didn't die.
  650. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark]'s Speed Boost wore off.
  651. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] resurrected Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb with their Curse Of Resurrection.
  652. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark]'s Curse Of Resurrection wore off.
  653. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark]'s Inverted Dice wore off.
  654. Jukebox: Fall Out Boy - Novocaine
  655. Merchant [Robocop] prayed to his Relic to find a church.
  656. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] bought a Tractor Beam at the Future Shop.
  657. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] bought a Space Capacitator at the Future Shop.
  658. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ banged his Two Halves Of Coconut together to ride forward 3 spaces.
  659. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] bought a Space Fluctuator at the Future Shop.
  660. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] bought a Clonegg 5000 at the Future Shop.
  661. Merchant [Robocop] knocked all other players 3 spaces forward.
  662. Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb didn't move because she was Rooted.
  663. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout didn't move because he was Rooted.
  664. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout drank some Mojo and feels sexual!
  665. Merchant [Robocop] overcharged his Space Fluctuator and got knocked back 12 spaces.
  666. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] used their Clonegg 5000 to start cloning their Tractor Beam!
  667. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ ate Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb. WACKA WACKA!
  668. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ received 20 bonus Rupees!
  669. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ gained a Skull.
  670. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] knocked all their enemies 2 spaces back with their Space Capacitator.
  671. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout didn't move because he was Rooted.
  672. Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb didn't move because she was Rooted.
  673. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] overcharged their Space Capacitator and got knocked back 10 spaces.
  674. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] knocked all other players 4 spaces forward.
  675. Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb didn't move because she was Rooted.
  676. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout didn't move because he was Rooted.
  677. Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb's Night Vision Goggles got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  678. Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb likes being dead. (1)
  679. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] attracted Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner with their Tractor Beam, who got pulled 13 spaces back.
  680. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] is gonna use his Improbability Device.
  681. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] rolled 11.
  682. Priest [Don Vito Corleone]'s Auto-Resurrection wore off.
  683. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] used his Improbability Device and found a charged Dark Wand.
  684. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] overcharged their Space Fluctuator and got knocked back 13 spaces.
  685. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout rolled 6.
  686. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout didn't move because he was Rooted.
  687. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout's Volatile Oil got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  688. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] bounced 2 spaces forward on their ACME Pogo-Stick.
  689. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout used his Improbability Device and feels hungry!
  690. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] ate Merchant [Facepuncherina]. WACKA WACKA!
  691. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] received 15 bonus Rupees!
  692. Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s death was blocked by Auto-Resurrection!
  693. Merchant [Robocop] rolled 6.
  694. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] ate Merchant [Facepuncherina]. WACKA WACKA!
  695. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] received 20 bonus Rupees!
  696. Merchant [Robocop]'s Energy Drink got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  697. Merchant [Robocop] bought a Space Fluctuator at the Future Shop.
  698. Merchant [Robocop] bought a Space Capacitator at the Future Shop.
  699. Merchant [Robocop] bought a Tractor Beam at the Future Shop.
  700. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout purchased a Guitar for 15 Rupees.
  701. Merchant [Robocop] bought an Improbability Device at the Future Shop.
  702. Merchant [Robocop] bought a Clonegg 5000 at the Future Shop.
  703. Merchant [Robocop] bought a Teleporter at the Future Shop.
  704. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout played a chord on his Guitar and Silenced and knocked away Merchant [Buzz Killington] and Merchant [Robocop].
  705. Merchant [Robocop] bought a Lightsaber at the Future Shop.
  706. Merchant [Robocop] used his Roc's Feather to jump forward 3 spaces.
  707. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] used some Cocaine and feels awesome.
  708. Merchant [Robocop] knocked all other players 2 spaces forward.
  709. Merchant [Robocop] knocked all other players 2 spaces forward.
  710. Merchant [Robocop] overcharged his Space Fluctuator and got knocked back 22 spaces.
  711. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] cast a Spell and broke a seal of his Sealed Container Of The Arcane. Only 7 seals remaining...
  712. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] used his Dark Wand to cast Prime Evil!
  713. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner stood on space 103, which is a prime number. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner moved back 25 spaces!
  714. Merchant [Buzz Killington] rolled 8 + 1 = 9.
  715. Merchant [Buzz Killington] rolled double fours and broke a seal of his Sealed Container Of The Gemini. Only 5 seals remaining...
  716. Merchant [Buzz Killington] read his cards...
  717. ...and chose to go to The Mystic Shop!
  718. Merchant [Robocop] purchased a pair of Reading Glasses for 2 Rupees.
  719. Merchant [Buzz Killington] bought a Soulstone from the Mystic Shop.
  720. Merchant [Buzz Killington] bought a Voodoo Charm from the Mystic Shop.
  721. Merchant [Buzz Killington] bought an Ethereal Dagger from the Mystic Shop.
  722. Merchant [Buzz Killington] stored a part of his soul in his Soulstone.
  723. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] charged his Dark Wand with Weaponize!
  724. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star's Speed Boost wore off.
  725. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star is safely tucked underground. (1)
  726. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] ate his Watermelon, ran 3 spaces forward and gained 4 Watermelon Seeds.
  727. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] cast a Spell and broke a seal of his Sealed Container Of The Arcane. Only 6 seals remaining...
  728. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] used his Dark Wand to give everybody weapons!
  729. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: :(
  730. Merchant [Facepuncherina] is still pushing the daisies. (1)
  731. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] threw his Hand Grenade to space 81.
  732. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner got knocked 12 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
  733. ***HEAT WAVE***
  734. A heat wave caused all players to become Dehydrated! Drink something within 6 turns or die of thirst!
  735. Merchant [Robocop] threw his Hand Grenade to space 11.
  736. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout got knocked 7 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
  737. Merchant [Buzz Killington] got knocked 5 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
  738. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner is gonna use her Gun.
  739. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] threw their Hand Grenade to space 23.
  740. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] got knocked 11 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
  741. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ got knocked 11 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
  742. Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb got knocked 11 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
  743. Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb was dead and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
  744. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star got knocked 9 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
  745. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star was dead and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
  746. Merchant [Facepuncherina] got knocked 9 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
  747. Merchant [Facepuncherina] was dead and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
  748. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout got killed by a Hand Grenade!
  749. Merchant [Buzz Killington] got knocked 9 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
  750. Merchant [Buzz Killington] threw his Hand Grenade to space 30.
  751. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout got knocked 5 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
  752. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout was dead and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
  753. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ got knocked 8 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
  754. Merchant [Buzz Killington] got knocked 12 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
  755. Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb got knocked 5 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
  756. Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb was dead and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
  757. Merchant [Facepuncherina] got knocked 11 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
  758. Merchant [Facepuncherina] was dead and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
  759. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] got knocked 8 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
  760. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner skipped a turn.
  761. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner resurrected Merchant [Facepuncherina] with her Curse Of Resurrection.
  762. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner's Curse Of Resurrection wore off.
  763. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner cast a Spell and broke a seal of her Sealed Container Of The Arcane. Only 6 seals remaining...
  764. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner used her Dark Scroll to turn Priest [Don Vito Corleone] into a Turtle!
  765. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ ate Merchant [Facepuncherina]. WACKA WACKA!
  766. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ received 25 bonus Rupees!
  767. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ gained a Skull.
  768. You can't use your Hammer while you're dead, buddy!
  769. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: Wtf xD
  770. Merchant [Buzz Killington] knocked all other players 2 spaces forward.
  771. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ skipped a turn.
  772. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s Skull got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  773. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] skipped a turn.
  774. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] came out of their Schrödinger's Box and died.
  775. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark]'s Sudarshana Chakra killed Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛.
  776. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ gained a Skull.
  777. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark]'s Sudarshana Chakra killed Priest [Don Vito Corleone].
  778. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark]'s Sudarshana Chakra killed Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner.
  779. Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb's Hand Grenade got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  780. Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb is still dead. (2)
  781. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] likes being dead. (1)
  782. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ says: dagda revive pls
  783. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout's Banana got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  784. Spectator #trash says: rip
  785. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout reincarnated as a Pigeon.
  786. You can't use your Hammer while you're dead, buddy!
  787. You can't use your Hammer while you're dead, buddy!
  788. You can't use your Hammer while you're dead, buddy!
  789. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout stayed in his egg and gained 2 karma.
  790. You can't use your Hammer while you're dead, buddy!
  791. Merchant [Buzz Killington] purchased a Fish for 2 Rupees.
  792. Merchant [Buzz Killington] ate his Fish and went forward 4 spaces.
  793. Merchant [Robocop] rolled 5.
  794. Merchant [Robocop]'s Red Lightsaber got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  795. Merchant [Robocop] received a Book: Druggy.
  796. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: I wanna get revived soon xD
  797. Merchant [Robocop] instantly read his Book: Druggy with his Reading Glasses to learn the Druggy feat.
  798. Merchant [Robocop] brought his Relic to the Church.
  799. Merchant [Buzz Killington] skipped a turn.
  800. Merchant [Buzz Killington]'s Life Shield wore off.
  801. Merchant [Buzz Killington]'s Temporary Silence wore off.
  802. Spectator #spacecap is now observing the game.
  803. Merchant [Buzz Killington] used his Roc's Feather to jump forward 2 spaces.
  804. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star is safely tucked underground. (2)
  805. Merchant [Facepuncherina] reincarnated as a Dog.
  806. Merchant [Facepuncherina] pushed one of her siblings away and gained 2 karma.
  807. ***MINIGAME INCOMING!***
  808. A Minigame will take place in the next Round Effects! Be ready!
  809. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner reincarnated as a Turtle.
  810. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner escaped the Sea Eagle, crawled into the sea and gained 2 karma.
  811. Spectator #trash says: is that the real spacecap
  812. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s Volatile Oil got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  813. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ peacefully rots away. (1)
  814. Merchant [Facepuncherina] says: sounds like
  815. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark]'s Sudarshana Chakra killed Merchant [Facepuncherina].
  816. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark]'s Sudarshana Chakra killed Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner.
  817. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark]'s Sudarshana Chakra killed Merchant [Buzz Killington].
  818. Merchant [Buzz Killington]'s death was blocked by his Voodoo Charm and he turned into a Volatile Zombie!
  819. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] caught Sudarshana Chakra and put it back into their inventory.
  820. Merchant [Facepuncherina] says: fake fake turd
  821. Merchant [Buzz Killington] is gonna use his Gun.
  822. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] is still dead. (1)
  823. Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb's Lovely Crystal got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  824. Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb lives once more!
  825. Jukebox: Janelle Monae - Violet Stars Happy Hunting
  826. Spectator #trash whispers: fibblez or mist?
  827. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ says: dagda revive please
  828. Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb raised Club Of The Dagda to the skies!
  829. - Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ got revived!
  830. - Merchant [Facepuncherina] got revived!
  831. - Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] got revived!
  832. Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb received 3 Magic Crystals!
  833. Merchant [Facepuncherina] smacked Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ back 9 spaces with her Hammer.
  834. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ siphoned the power from a Skull to reset Harvest Power's cooldown.
  835. Merchant [Facepuncherina] couldn't stop touching her Hammer.
  836. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ siphoned the power from a Skull to gain Chaos Infusion.
  837. Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb received a Book: Fisherman.
  838. Merchant [Facepuncherina] is going to the Church!
  839. Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb entered the Indian village and received a Bow & Arrows.
  840. Merchant [Facepuncherina] purchased a Peridot Necklace for 8 Rupees.
  841. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] called for Reinforcements on their Radio!
  842. Merchant [Facepuncherina] equipped her Peridot Necklace.
  843. Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb didn't have the courage to play Russian Roulette.
  844. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] resurrected thanks to Faith.
  845. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ used Chaos Infusion to reset the cooldown of his Tablet Of Destinies!
  846. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] used Multiversal Flux to turn their ACME Pogo-Stick into a Light Wand.
  847. Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used Arcane Relocation to move Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner 2 spaces backward.
  848. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ used his Tablet Of Destinies to copy Merchant [Buzz Killington]'s Sealed Container Of The Gemini!
  849. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ gained Cards Of Fate!
  850. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] received a Book: Druggy.
  851. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] made the U.N. angry.
  852. Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb prayed to her Relic to find a church.
  853. Spectator #trash says: how nice of you
  854. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] started reading his Book: Druggy.
  855. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout rolled 5.
  856. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout's Guitar got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  857. Merchant [Buzz Killington] couldn't attack Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] with his Spear Of Destiny: You need to be exactly 7 spaces away from the target.
  858. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout pooped on a little girl and gained 2 karma.
  859. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout is human again.
  860. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star's Sound Blaster: 'Are you feeling lucky, punk?'
  861. Merchant [Robocop] rolled 10.
  862. ***Reinforcements have arrived!***
  863. Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb shot an arrow up Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner's dead butt!
  864. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ took his Steroids and gained the Man Mode skill.
  865. Merchant [Robocop]'s Energy Drink got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  866. Merchant [Robocop]'s Temporary Silence wore off.
  867. Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used her Roc's Feather to jump forward 2 spaces.
  868. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] is gonna use their Diss Card: Death.
  869. Merchant [Robocop] put a Gun in his inventory.
  870. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] hypnotized Merchant [Robocop]!
  871. Merchant [Facepuncherina] successfully blessed her grenade with Holy Water and created a Holy Hand Grenade!
  872. Merchant [Facepuncherina] bounced 4 spaces forward on her ACME Pogo-Stick.
  873. Merchant [Facepuncherina] bounced 2 spaces forward on her ACME Pogo-Stick.
  874. Merchant [Buzz Killington] rolled 10 + 1 = 11.
  875. Merchant [Buzz Killington] rolled 5 + 1 = 6.
  876. Merchant [Facepuncherina] bounced 2 spaces forward on her ACME Pogo-Stick.
  877. Merchant [Robocop] attracted Merchant [Buzz Killington] with his Tractor Beam, who got pulled 10 spaces back.
  878. Merchant [Buzz Killington]'s Volatile Zombie got removed by his Guardian.
  879. Merchant [Buzz Killington]'s Guardian disappeared.
  880. Merchant [Buzz Killington]'s Mojo wore off.
  881. Merchant [Buzz Killington]'s Turbulent Speed Boost wore off.
  882. Buzz Killington had a Roll Streak of 2!
  883. Merchant [Facepuncherina] bounced 2 spaces forward on her ACME Pogo-Stick.
  884. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout successfully sliced his Coconut with his Sword and created Two Halves Of Coconut.
  885. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout banged his Two Halves Of Coconut together to ride forward 2 spaces.
  886. Merchant [Facepuncherina] threw her Holy Hand Grenade to space 54.
  887. Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb got knocked 20 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
  888. Merchant [Buzz Killington] got knocked 24 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
  889. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] got knocked 17 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
  890. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner got knocked 17 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
  891. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner was dead and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
  892. Merchant [Facepuncherina] got knocked 20 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
  893. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] got knocked 20 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
  894. Merchant [Buzz Killington]'s Diss Card lowered her Speed by 1.
  895. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner stabbed Priest [Don Vito Corleone] in the back with her Ethereal Dagger.
  896. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner's Sprint cooldown has reset!
  897. Merchant [Robocop] says: fuck that guardian
  898. Merchant [Buzz Killington] knocked all other players 3 spaces forward.
  899. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout charged his Light Wand with Energize!
  900. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star lives once more!
  901. Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb enchanted her Improbability Device and made it Soulbound.
  902. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star used his Improbability Device and gave everyone Pocket Balls!
  903. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star crawled into his Schrödinger's Box, becoming immune to death for 2 turns!
  904. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star took his Steroids and gained the Man Mode skill.
  905. Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb is going to the Magic Shop!
  906. Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb is going to the Beach!
  907. Merchant [Robocop] says: i wasted tractor beam to have you blow em all up with volatile zombie
  908. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star threw his Holy Hand Grenade to space 8.
  909. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star got knocked 18 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
  910. Merchant [Robocop] got knocked 18 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
  911. Merchant [Robocop] says: and guardian just
  912. Merchant [Robocop] says: removes it
  913. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star threw his Hand Grenade to space 28.
  914. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star got knocked 8 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
  915. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout got knocked 12 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
  916. Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb got knocked 12 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
  917. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] got knocked 9 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
  918. Merchant [Facepuncherina] skipped a turn.
  919. Merchant [Facepuncherina] resurrected Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner with her Curse Of Resurrection.
  920. Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: BRB checking on my soup
  921. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ ate Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark]. WACKA WACKA!
  922. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ received 30 bonus Rupees!
  923. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ gained a Skull.
  924. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout tried to eat Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star with his Pacman skill, but Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star was immune to death!
  925. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout screamed like a little girl and ran 9 spaces forwards!
  926. *** MATHY MADNESS! ***
  927. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] is experiencing lag.
  928. Robocop won the Mathy Madness minigame with a difference of 0 and received a Hamburger and a Betazoid Conductor!
  929. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: Oof.
  930. Merchant [Robocop] is experiencing lag.
  931. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner smashed Club Of The Dagda on the ground!
  932. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner sprinted 10 spaces forwards.
  933. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star used his Mustache Of Life to make his Space Capacitator Living.
  934. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout cast a Spell and broke a seal of his Sealed Container Of The Arcane. Only 9 seals remaining...
  935. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout used his Light Wand to cast Energize on himself, but his own Ley Prism split and redirected the Spell!
  936. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout cast a Spell and broke a seal of his Sealed Container Of The Arcane. Only 8 seals remaining...
  937. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout used his Ley Prism to remove all skill cooldowns from Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark]! (Multiversal Flux, Quantum Quality and Schrödinger's Box)
  938. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout cast a Spell and broke a seal of his Sealed Container Of The Arcane. Only 7 seals remaining...
  939. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout used his Ley Prism to remove all skill cooldowns from Merchant [Robocop]! (No cooldowns)
  940. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star knocked all his enemies 2 spaces back with his Space Capacitator.
  941. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star knocked all his enemies 3 spaces back with his Space Capacitator.
  942. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner rolled 11 + 3 = 14.
  943. ***The Hungry Games!***
  944. The first player to eat 7 pieces of food wins 25 Rupees and a Legendary Ring!
  945. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star overcharged his Space Capacitator and got knocked back 23 spaces.
  946. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout ate his Lemon and ran 2 spaces forward.
  947. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout has now eaten [1] Food for the Hungry Games!
  948. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star bounced 2 spaces forward on his ACME Pogo-Stick.
  949. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner received a Book: Firearms Specialist.
  950. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star bounced 3 spaces forward on his ACME Pogo-Stick.
  951. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star bounced 4 spaces forward on his ACME Pogo-Stick.
  952. Merchant [Facepuncherina] used her Roc's Feather to jump forward 2 spaces.
  953. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star bounced 2 spaces forward on his ACME Pogo-Stick.
  954. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ commanded his Hellpriest to revive Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark].
  955. #BoiBoiz has left the game.
  956. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ ate Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark]. WACKA WACKA!
  957. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ received 35 bonus Rupees!
  958. Hungry Games: Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ killed Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark]!
  959. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ stole Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark]'s food: Butter.
  960. A spectator noticed the kill! "What a kill! What a thrill!"
  961. Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ gained a Skull.
  962. Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ ate his 5th player and received a nice item!
  963. Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ has now eaten [1] Food for the Hungry Games!
  964. Merchant [Facepuncherina] smacked Merchant [Buzz Killington] back 8 spaces with her Hammer.
  965. Merchant [Buzz Killington] says: 12 away with a 12 and i press multiply instead of plus haha
  966. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star used Multiversal Flux to turn his ACME Pogo-Stick into Darth Revan's Mask.
  967. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner aimed a gun at Merchant [Facepuncherina].
  968. It's not your turn, Merchant [Facepuncherina]. Perhaps you've been hypnotized or someone else already clicked for you!
  969. Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ opened up his Tome of Magic. Inside are instructions for 4 spells.
  970. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner hypnotized Merchant [Facepuncherina]!
  971. Merchant [Facepuncherina] ran 40 spaces...
  972. ...and escaped from Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner's bullets.
  973. Merchant [Robocop] bounced 2 spaces forward on his ACME Pogo-Stick.
  974. Merchant [Robocop] released his Explosive Sheep forward.
  975. Merchant [Robocop] bounced 2 spaces forward on his ACME Pogo-Stick.
  976. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner cast a Spell and broke a seal of her Sealed Container Of The Arcane. Only 5 seals remaining...
  977. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner used her Light Scroll to cast Life Shield on herself.
  978. Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ siphoned the power from a Skull to reduce Harvest Power's cooldown from 7 to 1.
  979. Merchant [Robocop] bounced 4 spaces forward on his ACME Pogo-Stick.
  980. Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ rolled 10.
  981. Merchant [Robocop] bounced 2 spaces forward on his ACME Pogo-Stick.
  982. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star failed to use his Force Choke on Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛: out of range.
  983. Merchant [Robocop] bounced 3 spaces forward on his ACME Pogo-Stick.
  984. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner removed her Curses with Holy Water. (Curse Of Riches)
  985. Merchant [Robocop] bounced 3 spaces forward on his ACME Pogo-Stick.
  986. Merchant [Robocop] tried to jump too high and jumped 26 spaces back. Shit!
  987. Merchant [Robocop]'s Explosive Sheep exploded at space 35!
  988. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star got knocked 16 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
  989. Merchant [Facepuncherina] got knocked 16 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
  990. Merchant [Robocop] got knocked 10 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
  991. Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ got knocked 9 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
  992. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] got knocked 12 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
  993. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] was dead and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
  994. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star couldn't shoot Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛: out of range.
  995. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout failed to find a living player on his space to eat with Pacman.
  996. Merchant [Buzz Killington] sipped from his Turbulent Juice and gained Mojo and a Speed Boost for 2 turns.
  997. Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ threw his Hand Grenade to space 50.
  998. Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ got knocked 6 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
  999. Merchant [Facepuncherina] got knocked 9 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
  1000. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] got knocked 12 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
  1001. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] was dead and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
  1002. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout got knocked 9 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
  1003. Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s Gun got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  1004. Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ received a Banana from a benefactor.
  1005. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star is going to the Magic Shop!
  1006. Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ used his Butter to make his Banana Delicious.
  1007. Merchant [Robocop] took his Steroids and gained the Man Mode skill.
  1008. Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ ate his Banana and ran 6 spaces forward.
  1009. Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ has now eaten [3] Food for the Hungry Games!
  1010. Merchant [Robocop] activated Man Mode! Let's go balls deep!
  1011. Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: DAMMIT
  1012. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star is going to the Beach!
  1013. Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: A fly got in
  1014. Jukebox: Autechre - Gantz Graf
  1015. Merchant [Robocop]'s Man Mode has ended.
  1016. Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ is going to the Medieval Market!
  1017. Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ received a Book: Tinkering Quietly.
  1018. Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: I need a smacking device
  1019. Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ read his cards...
  1020. ...and chose to go to The Holey Church!
  1021. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: hmm
  1022. Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ bought Golden Ring Of King Midas from the Holey Church.
  1023. Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ bought a Ring Of Poison Immunity from the Holey Church.
  1024. Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ bought an Ordinary Ring from the Holey Church.
  1025. Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ bought a Pumpkin from the Holey Church.
  1026. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: have you tried
  1027. Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ bought a piece of Swiss Cheese from the Holey Church.
  1028. Spectator AzurHeart says: use a book
  1029. Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ bought a Donut from the Holey Church.
  1030. Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ bought an Old Tire from the Holey Church.
  1031. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: An umbrella
  1032. Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ bought a Light Scroll: Wormhole from the Holey Church.
  1033. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] received a cloned Tractor Beam from their Primed Clonegg 5000!
  1034. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] is safely tucked underground. (1)
  1035. Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb skipped a turn.
  1036. Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb's Parachute got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  1037. Merchant [Buzz Killington] used some Cocaine and feels awesome.
  1038. Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ ate his Pumpkin and moved forward 2 spaces.
  1039. Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ has now eaten [4] Food for the Hungry Games!
  1040. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] says: USe your hands
  1041. Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ ate Merchant [Buzz Killington]. WACKA WACKA!
  1042. Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ gained a Skull.
  1043. Hungry Games: Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ killed Merchant [Buzz Killington]!
  1044. A spectator noticed the kill! "What a kill! What a thrill!"
  1045. Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ has now eaten [5] Food for the Hungry Games!
  1046. Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ siphoned the power from a Skull to gain Chaos Infusion.
  1047. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] says: then wash them
  1048. Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ ate his Swiss Cheese, ran 3 spaces forward, and got 3 Cheese Eyes.
  1049. Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ has now eaten [6] Food for the Hungry Games!
  1050. Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ ate his Donut, ran 22 spaces forward, became incapacitated for 1 turn and Denied for 3 turns.
  1051. Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ has now eaten [7] Food for the Hungry Games!
  1052. Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ has won the Hungry Games and has earned 25 Rupees and will receive a Legendary Ring soon!
  1053. ***The Hungry Games have ended!***
  1054. Merchant [Buzz Killington] stabbed the void with his Ethereal Dagger.
  1055. Merchant [Buzz Killington] revived himself with his Soulstone.
  1056. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner threw her Hand Grenade to space 95.
  1057. Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ got knocked 10 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
  1058. Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb waited too long and has 2 chances left. (Merchant [Buzz Killington] clicked for Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb)
  1059. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] is still pushing the daisies. (1)
  1060. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout skipped a turn.
  1061. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout's Sword got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  1062. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star is gonna use his Gun.
  1063. Merchant [Robocop] rolled 6.
  1064. Merchant [Robocop] had a Roll Streak and broke a seal of his Sealed Container Of Force. Only 9 seals remaining...
  1065. Merchant [Robocop] rolled 8.
  1066. Merchant [Robocop]'s EMP Generator got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  1067. Robocop had a Roll Streak of 2!
  1068. Merchant [Robocop] was sane enough to avoid the Pyramid.
  1069. Merchant [Buzz Killington] rolled 8 + 9 = 17.
  1070. Merchant [Buzz Killington] rolled double fours and broke a seal of his Sealed Container Of The Gemini. Only 4 seals remaining...
  1071. Merchant [Buzz Killington] received a Book: Druggy.
  1072. Merchant [Buzz Killington] started reading his Book: Druggy.
  1073. Merchant [Buzz Killington] bought a Hamburger at the Mobile Beach Shop.
  1074. Merchant [Buzz Killington] bought a tube of Sunscreen at the Mobile Beach Shop.
  1075. Merchant [Buzz Killington] bought a Beer at the Mobile Beach Shop.
  1076. Merchant [Buzz Killington] ate his Hamburger and ran 18 spaces forward.
  1077. Merchant [Facepuncherina] struck a Fabulous Pose in front of her Pose Master's Mirror, granting her Absolutely Fabulous for 5 turns.
  1078. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star skipped a turn.
  1079. Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Absolutely Fabulous granted her a Ring Of Spell Deflecting.
  1080. Merchant [Facepuncherina] skipped a turn.
  1081. Merchant [Facepuncherina] resurrected Priest [Don Vito Corleone] with her Curse Of Resurrection.
  1082. Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Curse Of Resurrection wore off.
  1083. Everyone received a Wildcard: Shops!
  1084. Income - Everyone gained 10 Rupees.
  1085. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner tried to assassinate Merchant [Buzz Killington], who got incapacitated.
  1086. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner pierced Merchant [Buzz Killington]'s chest with her Sword.
  1087. Merchant [Facepuncherina] went forward 3 spaces thanks to Trade Routes.
  1088. Merchant [Buzz Killington] stabbed Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner in the back with his Ethereal Dagger.
  1089. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner's death was blocked thanks to Life Shield and gained a renewed Life Shield!
  1090. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner ate her Hamburger and ran 17 spaces forward.
  1091. Merchant [Buzz Killington] tried to stab a ghost with his Ethereal Dagger.
  1092. Merchant [Buzz Killington] tried to stab a ghost with his Ethereal Dagger.
  1093. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] released his Explosive Sheep forward.
  1094. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner rolled 10 + 3 = 13.
  1095. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] caught his own Explosive Sheep with his Pocket Ball!
  1096. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] used his Pocket Ball to make his Explosive Sheep explode near Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner!
  1097. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner got knocked 13 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
  1098. Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner became a clever Merchant.
  1099. Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ skipped a turn.
  1100. Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s Sword got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  1101. Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ sacrificed a Skull to summon a Demon.
  1102. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] spit a Watermelon Seed at Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛! Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ got knocked back 1 space.
  1103. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] spit a Watermelon Seed at Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛! Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ got knocked back 2 spaces.
  1104. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] slit Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ in half with his Blue Lightsaber.
  1105. Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ gained a Skull.
  1106. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] made a kill, causing The Glory Of Ten Powers' cycle to reset.
  1107. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] is still pushing the daisies. (2)
  1108. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] set Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s corpse on fire and knocked him back 2 spaces with his Torch.
  1109. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] used some Cocaine and feels awesome.
  1110. Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb rolled 12.
  1111. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner is going to the Magic Shop!
  1112. Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb's Fishing Pole got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  1113. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star shot a flaming arrow at Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout, but missed.
  1114. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star shot a flaming arrow at Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout, but missed.
  1115. Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb waited too long and has 1 chance left. (Merchant [Buzz Killington] clicked for Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb)
  1116. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star is going to the Future Shop!
  1117. Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb became an unpredictable Quantum Physicist.
  1118. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] rolled 6 + 8 = 14.
  1119. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] received a cloned Cocaine from his Primed Clonegg 5000!
  1120. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: Sorry I'm back
  1121. Priest [Don Vito Corleone] became an unpredictable Quantum Physicist.
  1122. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: The fly went into the bathroom
  1123. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout rolled 6.
  1124. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] used his Quantum Quality and gained Star Power for 3 turns!
  1125. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout's Ley Prism got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  1126. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: flush iiit
  1127. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] aimed his Hookshot forward, hit Merchant [Buzz Killington] and moved to space 104.
  1128. Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout became a mad Alchemist.
  1129. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: I watched it crash into the mirror repeatedly for a few minutes and tried to smack it
  1130. Merchant [Robocop] rolled 5.
  1131. Merchant [Robocop]'s Power Imp got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  1132. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] used Multiversal Flux to turn his Poison into a Bling Bot.
  1133. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout purchased a Hammer for 2 Rupees.
  1134. Merchant [Facepuncherina] says: and then broke a mirror
  1135. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner gained Evasion for 2 turns!
  1136. Merchant [Facepuncherina] says: the end
  1137. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: But I'll wait until it's tired from self-inflicted brain damage
  1138. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout used his Alchemize skill to turn 8 Rupees into a Sniper Rifle.
  1139. Merchant [Robocop] became a mysterious Enchanter.
  1140. Merchant [Buzz Killington]'s Mojo wore off.
  1141. Merchant [Buzz Killington]'s Turbulent Speed Boost wore off.
  1142. Merchant [Buzz Killington] rots in peace. (1)
  1143. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: do flies have brains?
  1144. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star rolled 9 + 1 = 10.
  1145. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] knocked over Merchant [Buzz Killington] with his Star Power.
  1146. Merchant [Buzz Killington] was dead and did not become incapacitated.
  1147. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star came out of his Schrödinger's Box and lived.
  1148. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] enchanted his Reading Glasses and made them Soulbound.
  1149. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] instantly read his Book: Grenadier with his Reading Glasses to learn the Grenadier feat.
  1150. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout concocted a flask of Poison.
  1151. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used her Quantum Quality and gained the Ni! skill!
  1152. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] threw his Hand Grenade to space 124.
  1153. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner got knocked 11 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
  1154. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner was immune and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
  1155. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] used Condense Magic on his Broken Glass and created a Fairy Crystal!
  1156. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout transmuted his Dark Wand and gained 7 Rupees.
  1157. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] purchased a Relic for 12 Rupees.
  1158. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb shouted 'Ni!' at Enchanter Merchant [Robocop].
  1159. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] prayed to his Relic to find a church.
  1160. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star paid 4 BG Coins to search the Jukebox.
  1161. Jukebox: Gigi D'Agostino - The Riddle
  1162. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used Multiversal Flux to turn her Hand Grenade into a Guitar.
  1163. Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star became a righteous Paladin.
  1164. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star used his Divine Blessing on himself, removed his Curse Of Relativity and gained Empowered Dice!
  1165. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner threw her Strawberry Cake to space 103.
  1166. * Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] ran to it. NOM!
  1167. Merchant [Facepuncherina] rolled 3.
  1168. Merchant [Facepuncherina] became a chaotic Warlock.
  1169. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: Not gonna lie, I like this song xD
  1170. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] prepared to summon a Demon and got cursed with Curse Of Cold.
  1171. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner rolled 11 + 3 = 14.
  1172. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] summoned a Hellpriest.
  1173. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner's Killer Instincts Speed Boost wore off.
  1174. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] says: who wouldnt
  1175. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] hypnotized Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner!
  1176. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb crawled into her Schrödinger's Box, becoming immune to death for 2 turns!
  1177. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner activated the Ooo reference event!
  1178. Everyone received a Prism Of Ooo!
  1179. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used Condense Magic on her Lovely Crystal!
  1180. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner fished in the lake in Ooo and caught a Fish.
  1181. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used Condense Magic to create a Light Scroll: Guardian.
  1182. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used her Light Scroll to give herself a Guardian.
  1183. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb gained a +4 Speed Boost for 1 turn from her Magic Affinity.
  1184. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner decided to explore Ooo.
  1185. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner got Rooted by Ice King's frost magic and had her Lasso, Light Wand, Book: Firearms Specialist and ACME Piano Frozen.
  1186. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] is gonna visit Ooo.
  1187. Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s Time Travel Condom got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  1188. Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s Diss Card: Death burned in the Fire.
  1189. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star is gonna visit Ooo.
  1190. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] was dead and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
  1191. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb attracted Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout's Cow.
  1192. * Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] got hit by the flying Cow and has to skip a turn.
  1193. * Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] got hit by the flying Cow and has to skip a turn.
  1194. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb now has Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout's Cow.
  1195. Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ likes being dead. (1)
  1196. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] lost their appetite and their Pacman skill.
  1197. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] got injected with the force of life!
  1198. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] used his Clonegg 5000 to start cloning his Relic!
  1199. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used her Wildcard: Skills to gain the Pacman skill for 7 turns.
  1200. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb threw her Strawberry Cake to space 24.
  1201. * Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star ran to it. NOM!
  1202. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star smacked Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb back 9 spaces with his Hammer.
  1203. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner purchased a Bola for 7 Rupees.
  1204. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb failed to find a living player on her space to eat with Pacman.
  1205. Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] became an annoying Lawyer.
  1206. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb rolled 10 + 4 = 14.
  1207. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star threw his Hammer at Enchanter Merchant [Robocop], who had to skip a turn.
  1208. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb's Balaclava got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  1209. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb's Speed Boost wore off.
  1210. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star charged his Hammer with holy might.
  1211. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb ate Enchanter Merchant [Robocop]. WACKA WACKA!
  1212. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb received 15 bonus Rupees!
  1213. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] received 36 Rupees from Life Insurance!
  1214. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] failed to use their Confiscate Evidence on Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star: target had not used an item yet since they had become a Lawyer.
  1215. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] purchased a Frostfire Figurine for 27 Rupees.
  1216. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb brought her Relic to the Church.
  1217. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb lassoed Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout successfully!
  1218. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] sued Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner!
  1219. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb ate Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout. WACKA WACKA!
  1220. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb received 20 bonus Rupees!
  1221. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb ate Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout's Poison.
  1222. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb got infected with Slow Poison for 3 turns with -5 Speed.
  1223. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used her Roc's Feather to jump forward 3 spaces.
  1224. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] used some Cocaine and feels awesome.
  1225. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] rolled 4 + 8 = 12.
  1226. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] knocked over Merchant [Buzz Killington] with his Star Power.
  1227. Merchant [Buzz Killington] was dead and did not become incapacitated.
  1228. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] crawled into their Schrödinger's Box, becoming immune to death for 2 turns!
  1229. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner threw her Bola at Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone], causing him to be unable to move via dice rolls for 2 turns!
  1230. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] aimed his Hookshot forward, hit Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner and moved to space 125.
  1231. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] used some Cocaine and feels awesome.
  1232. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] used their Light Scroll to cast Momentum on themself.
  1233. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] bounced 3 spaces forward on their ACME Pogo-Stick.
  1234. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] bounced 4 spaces forward on their ACME Pogo-Stick.
  1235. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] knocked over Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner with his Star Power.
  1236. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner was immune and did not become incapacitated.
  1237. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] bounced 3 spaces forward on their ACME Pogo-Stick.
  1238. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] bounced 2 spaces forward on their ACME Pogo-Stick.
  1239. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] read a book and learned the Druggy feat.
  1240. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] attracted Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] with their Tractor Beam, who got pulled 15 spaces back.
  1241. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] knocked over Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner with his Star Power.
  1242. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner was immune and did not become incapacitated.
  1243. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout's ACME Piano got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  1244. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout reincarnated as a Dog.
  1245. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout used his puppy eyes and gained 2 karma.
  1246. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] started reading his Book: Spell Deflecting.
  1247. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop]'s Energy Drink got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  1248. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] is still pushing the daisies. (1)
  1249. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] used Global Multiversal Flux to turn their Light Wand into a Bucket.
  1250. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner's Light Wand turned into a Hamburger.
  1251. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout's Light Wand turned into a Flying Carpet.
  1252. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] used their Quantum Quality and gained the Ni! skill!
  1253. Merchant [Buzz Killington] is still pushing the daisies. (2)
  1254. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star rolled 4 + 1 = 5.
  1255. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star rolled 6 + 1 = 7.
  1256. Sonic had a Roll Streak of 2!
  1257. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star used Force Wave to move nearby players backwards!
  1258. - Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout moved 10 spaces backwards.
  1259. - Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] moved 10 spaces backwards.
  1260. - Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb moved 10 spaces backwards.
  1261. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star received a Book: Haggle Expert.
  1262. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star instantly read his Book: Haggle Expert with his Reading Glasses to learn the Haggle Expert feat.
  1263. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star entered the Magic Shop.
  1264. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star bought a Dark Wand at the Magic Shop.
  1265. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star bought a Light Wand at the Magic Shop.
  1266. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star charged his Light Wand with Blessing Of Vengeance at the Magic Shop.
  1267. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb is going to the Magic Shop!
  1268. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star charged his Dark Wand with Detonation at the Magic Shop.
  1269. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] used their Truth Serum on Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner.
  1270. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner whispers: I did things to my stuffed animals. Terrible things.
  1271. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] rolled 4.
  1272. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Potion got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  1273. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star cast a Spell and broke a seal of his Sealed Container Of The Arcane. Only 9 seals remaining...
  1274. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star used his Light Wand to bless himself with the Blessing Of Vengeance.
  1275. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star cast a Spell and broke a seal of his Sealed Container Of The Arcane. Only 8 seals remaining...
  1276. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star used his Dark Wand to activate all explosives with the Detonation Spell!
  1277. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout's Hand Grenade exploded!
  1278. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout got killed by a Hand Grenade!
  1279. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star gained 3 Rupees through Bounty Hunting.
  1280. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop]'s corpse was blown high into the air.
  1281. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb got knocked 11 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
  1282. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout's Glue Mine exploded!
  1283. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb got glued to the floor and got Rooted.
  1284. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout got glued to the floor and got Rooted.
  1285. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] got glued to the floor and got Rooted.
  1286. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star got glued to the floor and got Rooted.
  1287. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Glue Mine exploded!
  1288. Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ got glued to the floor and got Rooted.
  1289. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] got glued to the floor and got Rooted.
  1290. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone]'s Explosive Sheep exploded!
  1291. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] received a Book: Spare Time Efficiency.
  1292. Jukebox: Lee Ann Womack - I Hope You Dance
  1293. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] had all her curses removed at the Church. (Curse Of Cold)
  1294. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner rolled 9.
  1295. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner didn't move because she was Rooted.
  1296. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner's Life Shield wore off.
  1297. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner's Evasion wore off.
  1298. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star whispers: Yes! Yes!
  1299. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star shouted 'Yes! Yes!', gained 16 Rupees and went forward 16 spaces.
  1300. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star didn't move because he was Rooted.
  1301. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner ate her Hamburger and ran 19 spaces forward.
  1302. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner entered the Magic Shop.
  1303. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner bought a Light Wand at the Magic Shop.
  1304. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] prepared her Baetylus to create a Courier Flap.
  1305. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner charged her Light Wand with Cards Of Fate at the Magic Shop.
  1306. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb enchanted her Improbability Device and made it Frostproof.
  1307. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner charged her Dark Wand with Polymorph at the Magic Shop.
  1308. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] used her Baetylus to give a Courier Flap to herself.
  1309. Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s Two Halves Of Coconut got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  1310. Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ is no longer Denied of victory.
  1311. Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ lost his appetite and his Pacman skill.
  1312. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner cast a Spell and broke a seal of her Sealed Container Of The Arcane. Only 4 seals remaining...
  1313. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner used her Dark Wand to turn Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] into a Pigeon!
  1314. Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ is safely tucked underground. (2)
  1315. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner cast a Spell and broke a seal of her Sealed Container Of The Arcane. Only 3 seals remaining...
  1316. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner used her Light Wand to change her own destiny with Cards Of Fate.
  1317. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] rolled 3 + 8 = 11.
  1318. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] received a Book: Pathfinding.
  1319. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark]'s diss card killed Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner.
  1320. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb skipped a turn.
  1321. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb's Slowing Poison got removed by her Guardian.
  1322. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb's Gloves got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  1323. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb came out of her Schrödinger's Box and died.
  1324. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] called for Reinforcements on their Radio!
  1325. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] rolled 2.
  1326. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone]'s Bola Constriction wore off.
  1327. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: Well alright, I was gonna use my gun, but alright.
  1328. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] knocked all her enemies 4 spaces back with her Space Capacitator.
  1329. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] didn't move because he was Rooted.
  1330. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout didn't move because he was Rooted.
  1331. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star didn't move because he was Rooted.
  1332. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] ate McNuggets and gained 2 karma.
  1333. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] is human again.
  1334. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout's Ley Prism got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  1335. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout is still dead. (1)
  1336. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop]'s Power Imp got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  1337. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] is still dead. (2)
  1338. Merchant [Buzz Killington] rejoined the living!
  1339. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: Also I cannot scroll to my faces effects, wtf? XD
  1340. Merchant [Buzz Killington] became a holy Priest.
  1341. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] used Multiversal Flux to turn his Prism Of Ooo into Wizard Robes.
  1342. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star rolled 10 + 1 = 11.
  1343. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star didn't move because he was Rooted.
  1344. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] used his Roc's Feather to jump forward 2 spaces.
  1345. ***Reinforcements have arrived!***
  1346. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] is gonna use their Diss Card: Death.
  1347. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] prayed to her Relic to find a church.
  1348. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] knocked all her enemies 4 spaces back with her Space Capacitator.
  1349. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] knocked over Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] with his Star Power.
  1350. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star didn't move because he was Rooted.
  1351. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] knocked all her enemies 3 spaces back with her Space Capacitator.
  1352. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] moved through Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington].
  1353. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star didn't move because he was Rooted.
  1354. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] says: fuck all these reinforcements
  1355. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] threw their Hand Grenade to space 72.
  1356. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] got knocked 11 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
  1357. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] didn't move because she was Rooted.
  1358. Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ got knocked 12 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
  1359. Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ was dead and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
  1360. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star didn't move because he was Rooted.
  1361. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star's Hammer lost the Holy Hammer effect.
  1362. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] shouted 'Ni!' at Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina], but she was out of range.
  1363. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star cast a Spell and broke a seal of his Sealed Container Of The Arcane. Only 7 seals remaining...
  1364. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star used his Light Scroll to cast Life Shield on himself.
  1365. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] ordered her Courier Flap to prepare a transport to space 104 and skips her next turn.
  1366. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star bought a Male Inflatable Crocodile at the Mobile Beach Shop.
  1367. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star bought a Hamburger at the Mobile Beach Shop.
  1368. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star bought an Ice Cream at the Mobile Beach Shop.
  1369. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star bought a Beach Ball at the Mobile Beach Shop.
  1370. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star bought a tube of Sunscreen at the Mobile Beach Shop.
  1371. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star bought a Beer at the Mobile Beach Shop.
  1372. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Absolutely Fabulous granted her a Voodoo Charm.
  1373. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] skipped a turn.
  1374. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] moved to space 104 with her Courier Flap.
  1375. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star successfully blessed his grenade with Holy Water and created a Holy Hand Grenade!
  1376. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner is still dead. (1)
  1377. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] used her Roc's Feather to jump forward 3 spaces.
  1378. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star ate his Ice Cream, ran 3 spaces forward and gained Cold Head.
  1379. Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s Gun got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  1380. Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ is back alive!
  1381. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] started reading her Book: Spare Time Efficiency.
  1382. Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ summoned a Filthsucker.
  1383. Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ is going to the Beach!
  1384. Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ is gonna visit Ooo.
  1385. Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ became a mysterious Enchanter.
  1386. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] rolled 6 - 6 = 0.
  1387. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] came out of their Schrödinger's Box and lived.
  1388. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] gained 1 Speed through their Momentum buff.
  1389. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ used Condense Magic on his Night Crystal!
  1390. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ used Condense Magic to create a Light Scroll: Spell Shield.
  1391. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark]'s diss card killed Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina].
  1392. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Peridot Necklace generated a Shroom Of Doom.
  1393. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] gained a Skull.
  1394. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s death was blocked by her Voodoo Charm and she turned into a Volatile Zombie!
  1395. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ enchanted his Golden Ring Of King Midas and made it Fireproof.
  1396. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb's Night Vision Goggles got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  1397. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] siphoned the power from a Skull to gain Chaos Infusion.
  1398. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb peacefully rots away. (1)
  1399. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] used some Cocaine and feels awesome.
  1400. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] rolled 4 + 8 = 12.
  1401. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] knocked over Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] with his Star Power.
  1402. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone]'s Star Power wore off.
  1403. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] is gonna use their Gun.
  1404. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] received a Book: Shield Mastery.
  1405. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] read a book on Spell Deflecting.
  1406. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout's Sniper Rifle got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  1407. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout lost his appetite and his Pacman skill.
  1408. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] ate their Lemon and ran 3 spaces forward.
  1409. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout rots in peace. (2)
  1410. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop]'s Hookshot got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  1411. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] is alive! ALIIIIVE!
  1412. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] went forward 2 spaces thanks to Trade Routes.
  1413. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] brought another Relic to the Church.
  1414. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] skipped a turn.
  1415. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star rolled 9 + 1 = 10.
  1416. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] sipped from his Turbulent Juice and gained Mojo and a Speed Boost for 2 turns.
  1417. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ is going to the Magic Shop!
  1418. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] says: now I can fullfill anwe's dream anyway, get jelly :)
  1419. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] hypnotized Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star!
  1420. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star committed suicide.
  1421. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star's death was blocked thanks to Life Shield and gained a renewed Life Shield!
  1422. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Absolutely Fabulous granted her a Flowing Ring.
  1423. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] skipped a turn.
  1424. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Absolutely Fabulous wore off.
  1425. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] was a Volatile Zombie and exploded on space 107!
  1426. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Peridot Necklace generated some Tomatoes.
  1427. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] gained a Skull.
  1428. - Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] was blown to pieces!
  1429. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] gained a Skull.
  1430. - Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] caught on Fire!
  1431. - Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] caught on Fire!
  1432. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] is gonna use his Diss Card: Death.
  1433. ***MINIGAME INCOMING!***
  1434. A Minigame will take place in the next Round Effects! Be ready!
  1435. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] used his Roc's Feather to jump forward 2 spaces.
  1436. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star threw his Holy Hand Grenade to space 34.
  1437. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb got knocked 20 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
  1438. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb was dead and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
  1439. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star got knocked 15 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
  1440. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] got knocked 15 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
  1441. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner peacefully rots away. (2)
  1442. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star used Multiversal Flux to turn his Beer into a Blue Dragon Egg.
  1443. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ rolled 8.
  1444. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] played on The Pied Piper's Pipe to try to steal a random Living item from all nearby players.
  1445. - Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb's Cow.
  1446. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s Diss Card: Death got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  1447. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ chose Zento's Lunar Loop!
  1448. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: OBJECTION!
  1449. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s turn ends.
  1450. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] rolled 7 - 5 = 2.
  1451. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] says: I was just about to put on some invulnerability
  1452. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] is no longer addicted to Cocaine.
  1453. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] says: haha nice
  1454. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] aimed a gun at Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛.
  1455. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] shouted 'Ni!' at Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛.
  1456. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ threw his Hand Grenade to space 64.
  1457. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ got knocked 12 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
  1458. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] got knocked 12 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
  1459. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star got killed by a Hand Grenade!
  1460. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star countered the kill with Blessing Of Vengeance! Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ died.
  1461. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ gained a Skull.
  1462. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star gained 3 Rupees through Bounty Hunting.
  1463. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] used Radiance to cast Defensive Barrier on himself.
  1464. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s corpse got hit by some bullets.
  1465. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: Lol?
  1466. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb's Roc's Feather got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  1467. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb likes being dead. (2)
  1468. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] resurrected thanks to Faith.
  1469. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] ran 2 spaces back while on Fire.
  1470. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone]'s Gun burned in the Fire.
  1471. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] activates their Signal Jammer. The Signal Jam makes controllers malfunction when used for 2 rounds!
  1472. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] crawled into his Schrödinger's Box, becoming immune to death for 2 turns!
  1473. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] used Multiversal Flux to turn their ACME Pogo-Stick into a Relic.
  1474. Jukebox: Plain White T's - The Giving Tree
  1475. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] stood at a crossroads.
  1476. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] prayed to their Relic to find a church.
  1477. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] went to the Time Machine.
  1478. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] used the Time Machine...
  1479. ...and ended up in the Prehistory!
  1480. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: i like this game
  1481. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] fled 13 spaces to lose a group of mad cavemen.
  1482. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout's Sniper Rifle got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  1483. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout got injected with the force of life!
  1484. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] felt the Flow Of Magic and moved forward 5 spaces.
  1485. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] cast a Spell and broke a seal of his Sealed Container Of The Arcane. Only 5 seals remaining...
  1486. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] used Radiance to cast Acceleration, increasing the speed of everyone. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] gained +1 additional speed!
  1487. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout received a Book: Haggle Expert.
  1488. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: Then why were you gone so long >:(
  1489. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: why did i ever leave you guys
  1490. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] used Multiversal Flux to turn his Signal Jammer into the right side of a Torn Memento.
  1491. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout brought his Relic to the Church.
  1492. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: Also I hear the fly
  1493. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] skipped a turn.
  1494. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop]'s Ni! effect faded.
  1495. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop]'s Cow got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  1496. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: It's so dumb help
  1497. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout purchased a Fridge Fairy for 12 Rupees.
  1498. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: is he whispering in your ear
  1499. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] started reading his Book: Shield Mastery.
  1500. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout ate his Banana and ran 3 spaces forward.
  1501. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] purchased a Sonic Shotgun for 12 Rupees.
  1502. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] rolled 4 + 2 = 6.
  1503. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] fired his Sonic Shotgun backward, which blew Don Vito Corleone 7 backward.
  1504. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] ran 1 spaces back while on Fire.
  1505. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington]'s Truth Serum burned in the Fire.
  1506. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] bought a Tractor Beam at the Future Shop.
  1507. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout removed his Curses with Holy Water. (Curse Of Cold)
  1508. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] bought an Improbability Device at the Future Shop.
  1509. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] bought a Teleporter at the Future Shop.
  1510. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] bought a Space Capacitator at the Future Shop.
  1511. Teleportation device locked on target.
  1512. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] knocked all his enemies 3 spaces back with his Space Capacitator.
  1513. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout transmuted his Banana Peel and gained 7 Rupees.
  1514. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] knocked all his enemies 4 spaces back with his Space Capacitator.
  1515. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] overcharged his Space Capacitator and got knocked back 25 spaces.
  1516. The Signal Jam makes Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington]'s Teleporter malfunction.
  1517. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: I got distracted
  1518. The Signal Jam makes Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington]'s Teleporter malfunction.
  1519. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout is going to the Beach!
  1520. The Signal Jam makes Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington]'s Teleporter malfunction.
  1521. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout used his Wildcard: Skills to gain the "YES! YES!" skill.
  1522. The Signal Jam makes Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington]'s Teleporter malfunction.
  1523. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star skipped a turn.
  1524. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star learned the Spelunking feat from his Brain Massager.
  1525. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star used his Quantum Quality and gained the Cards Of Fate effect!
  1526. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: Nice...
  1527. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] reincarnated as a Cow.
  1528. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: No
  1529. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] is gonna use his Improbability Device.
  1530. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] drank some milk and gained 2 karma.
  1531. *** MATHY MADNESS! ***
  1532. *** LEGENDARY DISCOVERY! ***
  1533. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: It's concussing itself in the bathroom
  1534. Your Mom, Don Vito Corleone, Robocop and Longrod Von Hugendong won the Mathy Madness minigame with a difference of 0 and received an Azure Bracelet and a Lasso!
  1535. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] has earned [Mathy Madness Mastery]!
  1536. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] used his Roc's Feather to jump forward 2 spaces.
  1537. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] says: gotta love mathy madness
  1538. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: a bird waws concussing itself in my garage the other day
  1539. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner is alive! ALIIIIVE!
  1540. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] felt the Flow Of Magic and moved forward 5 spaces.
  1541. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] cast a Spell and broke a seal of his Sealed Container Of The Arcane. Only 4 seals remaining...
  1542. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] used his Dark Scroll to blind Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner!
  1543. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone]'s Azure Bracelet Froze Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner's Light Wand for 5 turns.
  1544. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] purchased a Voodoo Charm for 10 Rupees.
  1545. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star discovered Apollo's Phoenix! Woah, legendary!
  1546. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ says: props for none of you quitting thus far
  1547. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: This is useful!
  1548. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] discovered Hofud! Woah, legendary!
  1549. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] discovered Sampo! Woah, legendary!
  1550. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner sprinted 10 spaces forwards.
  1551. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout discovered The Cornucopia! Woah, legendary!
  1552. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] turned Sampo's handle counterclockwise and gained Empowered Dice!
  1553. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner discovered Tablet Of Destinies! Woah, legendary!
  1554. You can't use your Roc's Feather when you've been reincarnated as an animal!
  1555. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner waited too long and has 2 chances left. (Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] clicked for Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner)
  1556. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner used her Tablet Of Destinies to copy Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Ring Of Spell Deflecting!
  1557. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner gained Cards Of Fate!
  1558. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner received a Book: Grenadier.
  1559. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] attracted Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner with his Tractor Beam, who got pulled 14 spaces back.
  1560. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] discovered Tablet Of Destinies! Woah, legendary!
  1561. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] discovered Kronos' Sickle! Woah, legendary!
  1562. Jukebox: Erik Jit Scheele - Game Over
  1563. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner read her cards...
  1564. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] swung Kronos' Sickle around and decreased 4 cooldowns by 1!
  1565. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] used his Tablet Of Destinies to destroy Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner's Hookshot!
  1566. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] gained Cards Of Fate!
  1567. ...and chose to go to The Dragon!
  1568. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] hypnotized Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner!
  1569. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner got set on fire by the dragon!
  1570. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s Zento's Lunar Loop got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  1571. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ reincarnated as a Turtle.
  1572. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ escaped the Sea Eagle, crawled into the sea and gained 2 karma.
  1573. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner is going to the Beach!
  1574. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] skipped a turn.
  1575. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: u didnt even get miss killed
  1576. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: My artifacts are poop
  1577. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] threw their Sudarshana Chakra towards Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner!
  1578. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: Doil has so many good items, oof.
  1579. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb's Balaclava got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  1580. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner charged her Dark Wand with Liquidize!
  1581. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb got injected with the force of life!
  1582. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] purchased an Improbability Device for 20 Rupees.
  1583. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb received a Book: Spelunking.
  1584. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner cast a Spell and broke a seal of her Sealed Container Of The Arcane. Only 2 seals remaining...
  1585. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner used her Dark Wand to cast Liquidize on Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone], but Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] deflected the Spell!
  1586. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb entered the Magic Shop.
  1587. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb bought a Light Wand at the Magic Shop.
  1588. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb bought a Dark Wand at the Magic Shop.
  1589. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] started reading their Book: Bounty Hunting.
  1590. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb charged her Light Wand with Remove Curse at the Magic Shop.
  1591. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] used some Cocaine and feels awesome.
  1592. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used her Light Wand to remove Curse Of Cold from herself.
  1593. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb gained a +4 Speed Boost for 1 turn from her Magic Affinity.
  1594. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] is going to the Bank!
  1595. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] is gonna use his Improbability Device.
  1596. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb charged her Dark Wand with Steal Item at the Magic Shop.
  1597. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] rolled 6 + 10 = 16.
  1598. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used her Dark Wand to steal Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner's Light Wand with the Steal Item spell.
  1599. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb's Azure Bracelet Froze Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner's Time Travel Condom for 5 turns.
  1600. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] ran 2 spaces back while on Fire.
  1601. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone]'s Shield burned in the Fire.
  1602. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] read a book and learned the Shield Mastery feat.
  1603. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout rolled 5 + 1 = 6.
  1604. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout entered the Magic Shop.
  1605. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] lassoed Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner successfully!
  1606. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout bought a Dark Wand at the Magic Shop.
  1607. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] slit Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner in half with his Blue Lightsaber.
  1608. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] made a kill, causing The Glory Of Ten Powers' cycle to reset.
  1609. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout bought a Light Wand at the Magic Shop.
  1610. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] set Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner's corpse on fire and knocked her back 3 spaces with his Torch.
  1611. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner played a bit with her Ethereal Dagger.
  1612. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout charged his Dark Wand with Liquidize at the Magic Shop.
  1613. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used Arcane Relocation to move Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] 3 spaces backward.
  1614. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb ate Enchanter Merchant [Robocop]. WACKA WACKA!
  1615. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb received 25 bonus Rupees!
  1616. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop]'s death was blocked by his Voodoo Charm and he turned into a Volatile Zombie!
  1617. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb ate Enchanter Merchant [Robocop]. WACKA WACKA!
  1618. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb received 30 bonus Rupees!
  1619. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] was a Volatile Zombie and exploded on space 0!
  1620. - Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb was blown to pieces!
  1621. - Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb caught on Fire!
  1622. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout charged his Light Wand with Wealth at the Magic Shop.
  1623. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] says: seriously
  1624. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout cast a Spell and broke a seal of his Sealed Container Of The Arcane. Only 6 seals remaining...
  1625. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout used his Light Wand to cast Wealth. Everyone received 34 Rupees! Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout received 68 Rupees!
  1626. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] says: why you gotta backfight
  1627. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop]'s Useless Valuable got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  1628. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] says: them space 0 combat on round 15 is the devil
  1629. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: Lol.
  1630. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] likes being dead. (1)
  1631. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] rolled 8 + 2 = 10.
  1632. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] rolled 5 + 2 = 7.
  1633. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: worth it
  1634. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout cast a Spell and broke a seal of his Sealed Container Of The Arcane. Only 5 seals remaining...
  1635. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout used his Dark Wand to liquidize 3 of Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone]'s items! (GHB, Dark Wand and Azure Bracelet) Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] gained 16 Rupees.
  1636. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] rolled 11 + 2 = 13.
  1637. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] rolled 8 + 2 = 10.
  1638. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] received a D6!
  1639. "Roll Streak while you're on fire? Fucking badass!"
  1640. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] says: you should know i got voodoo charm
  1641. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington]'s Mojo wore off.
  1642. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington]'s Turbulent Speed Boost wore off.
  1643. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] ran 1 spaces back while on Fire.
  1644. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington]'s Ethereal Dagger burned in the Fire.
  1645. Buzz Killington had a Roll Streak of 4! That's absolutely brilliant!
  1646. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout started reading his Book: Haggle Expert.
  1647. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: GUYS STOP BUZZ
  1648. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: I need rupees :(
  1649. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] received a Book: Human Aerodynamics.
  1650. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] says: dude just ask if you need rupees
  1651. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: I NEED MOAR ITEMS XD
  1652. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: Also I'm a little distracted
  1653. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] says: i'd gladly pay you those 25 to leave me the fuck alone
  1654. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: bzz bzz
  1655. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] bought a Glue Mine at the Engineering Shop.
  1656. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: The stupid neighbors are using the hose
  1657. Glue Mine buried.
  1658. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner says: l m a o
  1659. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: And it sounds like the soup boilng over
  1660. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: its 9:30 at night
  1661. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star rolled 2 + 2 = 4.
  1662. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] used his D6 to transform his items!
  1663. - Space Fluctuator -> Shovel
  1664. - Sonic Shotgun -> Jinxed Jewel Of Impotence
  1665. - Cocaine -> Fairy Crystal
  1666. - Liquid Luck -> Boots
  1667. - Sealed Container Of The Gemini -> EMP Generator
  1668. - Free Drink -> Ring Of Earth Attunement
  1669. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: why atre they using a hose
  1670. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] combined his Boots with his Roc's Feather to create Pegasus Boots.
  1671. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: 6:30 for me
  1672. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star bought a Clonegg 5000 at the Future Shop.
  1673. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] used his Pegasus Boots to charge 10 spaces forward.
  1674. Spectator AzurHeart says: time zones
  1675. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star bought an Improbability Device at the Future Shop.
  1676. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] combined his Pegasus Boots with his Dragonskin to create Dragon Boots.
  1677. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star bought a Lightsaber at the Future Shop.
  1678. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star bought a Teleporter at the Future Shop.
  1679. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] used his Dragon Boots to charge forward to space 142.
  1680. Spectator AzurHeart says: dont forget about them
  1681. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: I spent my entire afternoon on that lousy soup
  1682. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] rolled 3 + 1 = 4.
  1683. The Signal Jam makes Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington]'s Glue Mine malfunction.
  1684. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] evaded the train and gained 2 karma.
  1685. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Baetylus granted her an Auto-Resurrection for 6 turns.
  1686. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] is human again.
  1687. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: just tell them its 9:30 somewhere and they shouldn't be using a hose
  1688. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: Ask Doil
  1689. Spectator AzurHeart says: what kind of soup
  1690. The Signal Jam ends.
  1691. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] sacrificed a Skull to summon a Demon.
  1692. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star used his Clonegg 5000 to start cloning his Improbability Device!
  1693. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star is gonna use his Improbability Device.
  1694. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] summoned a Power Imp.
  1695. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] sipped from his Turbulent Juice and gained Mojo and a Speed Boost for 2 turns.
  1696. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] used her Roc's Feather to jump forward 3 spaces.
  1697. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: Constantly running outside to stare at it
  1698. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: was it chicken noodle
  1699. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner's Shield burned in the Fire.
  1700. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star's Apollo's Phoenix captured the essence of Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner's Shield's ashes.
  1701. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] purchased a Honeycomb for 6 Rupees.
  1702. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner reincarnated as a Pigeon.
  1703. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] dispelled Guardian from Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb.
  1704. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner ate the regurgitated corn and gained 2 karma.
  1705. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: Chicken veggie
  1706. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: No noodles
  1707. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] dispelled Magic Barrier from Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington].
  1708. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: why do u need to stare at soup
  1709. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ rolled 3 + 1 = 4.
  1710. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] charged his Dark Wand with Cursed Wounds!
  1711. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ rolled 4 + 1 = 5.
  1712. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ gained 6 Rupees through Roll Streak Riches!
  1713. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s Relic got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  1714. Longrod Von Hugendong had a Roll Streak of 2!
  1715. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: But made from scratch
  1716. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ told the Clownfish to relax and gained 2 karma.
  1717. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ is human again.
  1718. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: ahhhh nice
  1719. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] used his Dark Wand to curse Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] with Cursed Wounds!
  1720. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] discovered Sir Lancelot's Ring Of Dispel! Woah, legendary!
  1721. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] is going to the Future Shop!
  1722. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ used his Tablet Of Destinies to copy Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner's Lasso!
  1723. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ gained Cards Of Fate!
  1724. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] charged his Dark Wand with Laser!
  1725. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: TO make sure it doesn't boil over
  1726. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] used her Ring Of Dispel to dispel Cursed Wounds from herself and gained a Magic Scroll.
  1727. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] cuts a 'Z' in a door with his Blue Lightsaber.
  1728. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone]'s Blue Lightsaber broke because it was out of energy.
  1729. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: If it does then I will be very sad
  1730. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ discovered The Glory Of Ten Powers! Woah, legendary!
  1731. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] rolled 7 + 2 = 9.
  1732. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout went forward 2 spaces thanks to Trade Routes.
  1733. Spectator AzurHeart says: facetime the soup
  1734. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ enchanted his Tome Of Magic and made it Soulbound.
  1735. Jukebox: Van Canto - The Seller Of Souls
  1736. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] smashed her Tomatoes to a pulp and created Ketchup! That's how it's made!
  1737. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] brought their Relic to the Church.
  1738. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] used Multiversal Flux to turn their Ordinary Ring into a Book: Spell Deflecting.
  1739. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: But I'm using my phone
  1740. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] says: space 0 woo
  1741. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb's Speed Boost wore off.
  1742. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb's Diss Card: Death burned in the Fire.
  1743. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ used Chaos Infusion to lower the cooldown of his Tablet Of Destinies by 5 turns!
  1744. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb likes being dead. (1)
  1745. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] is going to the Beach!
  1746. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ siphoned the power from a Skull to reduce Harvest Power's cooldown from 7 to 1.
  1747. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] rolled 7 + 2 = 9.
  1748. ***Click The Chicken!***
  1749. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] came out of his Schrödinger's Box and died.
  1750. Spectator AzurHeart says: rip
  1751. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] is safely tucked underground. (1)
  1752. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] ate her Shroom Of Doom, ran 3 spaces forward and turned into a horrible Doom Walker!
  1753. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout rolled 4 + 1 = 5.
  1754. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] says: I forgot to use my arise
  1755. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] says: dang
  1756. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ used his Light Scroll to cast Spell Shield on himself.
  1757. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ gained a +4 Speed Boost for 1 turn from his Magic Affinity.
  1758. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ banged his Two Halves Of Coconut together to ride forward 7 spaces.
  1759. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout bought a Beer at the Mobile Beach Shop.
  1760. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout bought a tube of Sunscreen at the Mobile Beach Shop.
  1761. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] infected Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner with Fungal Doom!
  1762. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout bought a Male Inflatable Crocodile at the Mobile Beach Shop.
  1763. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout bought a Hamburger at the Mobile Beach Shop.
  1764. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ used Arcane Relocation to move himself 4 spaces forward.
  1765. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout bought an Ice Cream at the Mobile Beach Shop.
  1766. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout bought a Beach Ball at the Mobile Beach Shop.
  1767. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout banged his Two Halves Of Coconut together to ride forward 3 spaces.
  1768. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop]'s EMP Generator got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  1769. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] likes being dead. (2)
  1770. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout concocted a cup of Turbulent Juice.
  1771. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: Turned off the fire
  1772. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] rolled 8 + 3 = 11.
  1773. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: I'm done with this
  1774. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout used his Alchemize skill to turn 8 Rupees into a Lure Whistle.
  1775. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] is going to the Medieval Market!
  1776. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] aimed a gun at Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner.
  1777. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner ran 11 spaces...
  1778. ...got hit and killed by Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington].
  1779. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout fed his Ice Cream to his Fridge Fairy which got charged with Empowered Dice!
  1780. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner says: welp
  1781. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ says: RIP
  1782. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: rip
  1783. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star rolled 8 + 2 = 10.
  1784. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout cast a Spell and broke a seal of his Sealed Container Of The Arcane. Only 4 seals remaining...
  1785. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout used his Fridge Fairy to grant himself Empowered Dice!
  1786. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout's Fridge Fairy got charged with Curse Of Riches.
  1787. ***Everyone ish Drunk! Wheeeee! ...hic!***
  1788. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star's Life Shield wore off.
  1789. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout cast a Spell and broke a seal of his Sealed Container Of The Arcane. Only 3 seals remaining...
  1790. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout used his Fridge Fairy to curse Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] with the Curse Of Riches!
  1791. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star received a Book: Spell Deflecting.
  1792. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout played on The Pied Piper's Pipe to decrease the cooldown of his Living items by 4.
  1793. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star instantly read his Book: Spell Deflecting with his Reading Glasses to learn the Spell Deflecting feat.
  1794. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout fed his Hamburger to his Fridge Fairy which got charged with Empowered Dice!
  1795. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star gave Jake his Hamburger.
  1796. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star received Reflective Shades from Jake!
  1797. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star put on some Reflective Shades! Yeeeeaaaahhhh!
  1798. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] rolled 6 + 1 = 7.
  1799. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: Worth it.
  1800. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] cannibalized and ran 10 spaces forward!
  1801. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] received a Book: Spelunking.
  1802. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: It'sh a shtupid move, but... could be usheful.
  1803. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] pawned her Relic for 12 Rupees.
  1804. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] pawned her Improbability Device for 18 Rupees.
  1805. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] pawned her Space Capacitator for 2 Rupees.
  1806. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] pawned her ACME Pogo-Stick for 3 Rupees.
  1807. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] bought the Pawn Shop owner's Trash Can.
  1808. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] pawned her Diss Card: Death for 15 Rupees.
  1809. ***BLISTERING SUN***
  1810. Time to buy Sunscreen!
  1811. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star used Force Boost to grant himself Empowered Dice!
  1812. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] used Sunscreen, which lasts 4 turns.
  1813. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star used Sunscreen, which lasts 4 turns.
  1814. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout sipped from his Turbulent Juice and gained Mojo and a Speed Boost for 2 turns.
  1815. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] went forward 3 spaces thanks to Trade Routes.
  1816. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout used Sunscreen, which lasts 4 turns.
  1817. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: Good thing I had shunshcreen xD ...hic!
  1818. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] used his Dark Wand to shoot a laser backward!
  1819. * [Facepuncherina]'s Eggs burned.
  1820. * [Facepuncherina]'s Pose Master's Mirror burned.
  1821. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner's Beer burned in the Fire.
  1822. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner is still dead. (1)
  1823. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ rolled 8 + 5 = 13.
  1824. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s ACME Piano got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  1825. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s Speed Boost wore off.
  1826. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout attracted Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] with his Tractor Beam, who got pulled 10 spaces back.
  1827. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ received a Book: Fisherman.
  1828. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ bought a pair of Gloves at the Medieval Market.
  1829. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ bought a pair of Boots at the Medieval Market.
  1830. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ bought a Shield at the Medieval Market.
  1831. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ bought a Cow at the Medieval Market.
  1832. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ bought a Fishing Pole at the Medieval Market.
  1833. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] rolled 8 + 2 = 10.
  1834. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark]'s Sudarshana Chakra killed Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star.
  1835. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] read a book and learned the Bounty Hunting feat.
  1836. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ prepared to summon a Demon and got set on Fire for 1 turn.
  1837. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb's Book: Fisherman burned in the Fire.
  1838. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb lost her appetite and her Pacman skill.
  1839. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] couldn't attack Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] with his Spear Of Destiny: You need to be exactly 7 spaces away from the target.
  1840. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb is still dead. (2)
  1841. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: ME, ME?! ...hic!
  1842. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ summoned a Hellrusher.
  1843. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] rots in peace. (2)
  1844. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ siphoned the power from a Skull to gain Chaos Infusion.
  1845. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: itsh going forward shorry ...hic!
  1846. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout rolled 8 + 2 = 10.
  1847. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout rolled 10 + 2 = 12.
  1848. Heinz had a Roll Streak of 2!
  1849. ***Everyone is Crazy!***
  1850. Happy Happy Joy Joy
  1851. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout's The Cornucopia generated a Roasted Turkey!
  1852. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout read a book and learned the Haggle Expert feat.
  1853. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop]'s Hamburger got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  1854. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] received a cloned Relic from his Primed Clonegg 5000!
  1855. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] rejoined the living!
  1856. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] is going to the Beach!
  1857. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] received a Book: Spelunking.
  1858. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout cast a Spell and broke a seal of his Sealed Container Of The Arcane. Only 2 seals remaining...
  1859. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout used his Fridge Fairy to grant himself Empowered Dice!
  1860. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout's Fridge Fairy got charged with Cursed Wounds.
  1861. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] instantly read his Book: Spelunking with his Reading Glasses to learn the Spelunking feat.
  1862. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] entered the Magic Shop.
  1863. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout cast a Spell and broke a seal of his Sealed Container Of The Arcane. Only 1 seal remaining...
  1864. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout used his Fridge Fairy to curse Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] with Cursed Wounds!
  1865. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] bought a Dark Wand at the Magic Shop.
  1866. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] bought a Light Wand at the Magic Shop.
  1867. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout ate his Roasted Turkey, ran 7 spaces forward, got an extra turn and gained a Wishbone.
  1868. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] charged his Light Wand with Revive at the Magic Shop.
  1869. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] enchanted his Charged Light Wand and made it Ethereal.
  1870. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout and Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner pulled the Wishbone and... Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout won!
  1871. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] charged his Dark Wand with Steal Item at the Magic Shop.
  1872. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] shouted 'Ni!' at Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout.
  1873. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] used his Dark Wand to cast Steal Item on Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛, but Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s Spell Shield absorbed the Spell!
  1874. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] rolled 8 + 3 = 11.
  1875. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington]'s Mojo wore off.
  1876. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington]'s Turbulent Speed Boost wore off.
  1877. Jukebox: Motograter - Down
  1878. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] read a book and learned the Druggy feat.
  1879. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] used Condense Magic on his Fairy Crystal!
  1880. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] used Condense Magic to create a Light Scroll: Momentum.
  1881. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ combined his Shield with Volatile Oil and an Azure Bracelet to create the Arctic Aegis!
  1882. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ raised his Arctic Aegis and gained Frostfire Protection and Algid Revenge.
  1883. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] used his Light Scroll to cast Momentum on himself.
  1884. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] gained a +4 Speed Boost for 1 turn from his Magic Affinity.
  1885. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star is still dead. (1)
  1886. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] used his Roc's Feather to jump forward 3 spaces.
  1887. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] rolled 5 + 1 = 6.
  1888. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] had a Roll Streak and broke a seal of her Sealed Container Of Force. Only 9 seals remaining...
  1889. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] rolled 11 + 1 = 12.
  1890. Facepuncherina had a Roll Streak of 2!
  1891. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] fished in the lake in Ooo and caught an old pair of Boots.
  1892. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] filled her Bucket with water at the lake in Ooo.
  1893. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] gave Princess Bubblegum her Time Travel Condom.
  1894. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] now has 1 stack of Sunburn!
  1895. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ now has 1 stack of Sunburn!
  1896. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] now has 1 stack of Sunburn!
  1897. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] now has 1 stack of Sunburn!
  1898. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] used Arcane Relocation to move Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] 4 spaces backward.
  1899. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] swung Kronos' Sickle around and decreased 5 cooldowns by 1!
  1900. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout successfully smashed his bottle of Beer with his Hammer and created Broken Glass.
  1901. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ started reading his Book: Fisherman.
  1902. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] is going to the Beach!
  1903. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner is safely tucked underground. (2)
  1904. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout melted his Broken Glass to reduce his Concoct cooldown by 3 and to increase his options to 6.
  1905. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ rolled 7.
  1906. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] played on The Pied Piper's Pipe to try to steal a random Living item from all nearby players.
  1907. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s Hellrusher got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  1908. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s Ni! effect faded.
  1909. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ ran 2 spaces back while on Fire.
  1910. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s Frozen ACME Piano thawed in the Fire.
  1911. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ says: Oh, we're never gonna surviiiiiiive... unless... we get a little bit craaaaazy!
  1912. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] prepared her Baetylus to create a Turkey.
  1913. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ fished on the Beach and caught a Fish.
  1914. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] used her Baetylus to give a Turkey to herself.
  1915. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ bought a Beer at the Mobile Beach Shop.
  1916. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ bought a tube of Sunscreen at the Mobile Beach Shop.
  1917. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ bought a Male Inflatable Crocodile at the Mobile Beach Shop.
  1918. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ bought an Ice Cream at the Mobile Beach Shop.
  1919. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] rolled 3 + 2 = 5.
  1920. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ used his Tablet Of Destinies to copy Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner's Sealed Container Of The Arcane!
  1921. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ gained Cards Of Fate!
  1922. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] accidentally sat on his Relic and crushed it.
  1923. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] says: The BAetylush jusht shoundsh like shomeone clapping ...hic!
  1924. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] received a Book: Human Aerodynamics.
  1925. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] used her Ketchup to make her Honeycomb Delicious.
  1926. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] filled their Bucket with water on the Beach.
  1927. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] used her Ketchup to make her Candy Cane Delicious.
  1928. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] bought a tube of Sunscreen at the Mobile Beach Shop.
  1929. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ socketed his Ordinary Ring with a Happy Crystal and created a Flowing Ring!
  1930. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] bought a Hamburger at the Mobile Beach Shop.
  1931. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] bought a Beach Ball at the Mobile Beach Shop.
  1932. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] ate their Hamburger and ran 17 spaces forward.
  1933. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb is back alive!
  1934. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: Why would I die behind when a chakra comesh by? XD
  1935. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb fished on the Beach and caught a Potion.
  1936. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] sued Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛!
  1937. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb bought an Ice Cream at the Mobile Beach Shop.
  1938. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb bought a Hamburger at the Mobile Beach Shop.
  1939. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb bought a tube of Sunscreen at the Mobile Beach Shop.
  1940. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used her Roc's Feather to jump forward 3 spaces.
  1941. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: itsh magic ...hic!
  1942. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb ate her Ice Cream, ran 2 spaces forward and gained Cold Head.
  1943. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] got injected with the force of life!
  1944. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: dont queshtion the chakra
  1945. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used Multiversal Flux to turn her Dark Wand into a Fake Fake Turd.
  1946. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] read his cards...
  1947. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: O O F
  1948. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ whispers: cloning a SHC givesh new itemsh in cloned vershion?
  1949. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] used Sunscreen, which lasts 4 turns.
  1950. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used Condense Magic on her Fairy Crystal!
  1951. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used Condense Magic to create a Light Scroll: Energize.
  1952. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ whispers: cloning a shealed container*? ...hic!
  1953. ...and chose to go to The Brothel!
  1954. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] got infected with Herpes.
  1955. To Longrod Von Hugendong: not shure ...hic!
  1956. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb discovered Mjölnir! Woah, legendary!
  1957. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] used Multiversal Flux to turn his Torn Memento: Right Side into a Frigid Fairy.
  1958. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb thrusted Mjölnir forwards and landed on space 14!
  1959. To Longrod Von Hugendong: never tried yet ...hic!
  1960. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout rolled 6 + 2 = 8.
  1961. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout rolled 3 + 2 = 5.
  1962. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout's Turbulent Speed Boost wore off.
  1963. Heinz had a Roll Streak of 2!
  1964. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb charged her Light Wand with Acceleration!
  1965. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout bought Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Relic in the Pawn Shop.
  1966. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout bought Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Improbability Device in the Pawn Shop.
  1967. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used her Light Wand to cast Acceleration, increasing the speed of everyone.
  1968. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout bought the Pawn Shop owner's Potion.
  1969. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ whispers: guessh now ish the time
  1970. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout bought the Pawn Shop owner's Bucket.
  1971. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout gets another turn!
  1972. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used her Light Scroll to cast Defensive Barrier on herself.
  1973. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb gained a +4 Speed Boost for 1 turn from her Magic Affinity.
  1974. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout rolled 11 + 2 = 13.
  1975. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout is sane again. Well, as sane as he gets...
  1976. To Longrod Von Hugendong: logic shaysh shame item
  1977. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout received a Book: Firearms Specialist.
  1978. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] used Multiversal Flux to turn their Dark Wand into a Slavemaster's Knout.
  1979. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout wished for wealth and gained 8 Rupees. Everyone else gained 4 Rupees.
  1980. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] rolled 7 + 6 = 13.
  1981. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop]'s Roc's Feather got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  1982. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop]'s Speed Boost wore off.
  1983. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout accidentally sat on his Relic and crushed it.
  1984. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ whispers: even sho, probably worth
  1985. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] stood at a crossroads.
  1986. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout started reading his Book: Firearms Specialist.
  1987. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] went to the Jungle.
  1988. To Longrod Von Hugendong: but logic alsho tellsh not to trusht dysh to logic
  1989. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] bought a Fish at the Jungle Shop.
  1990. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] bought some Weed at the Jungle Shop.
  1991. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] bought a Lemon at the Jungle Shop.
  1992. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] bought some Crabs at the Jungle Shop.
  1993. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb played a chord on her Guitar and Silenced and knocked away Enchanter Merchant [Robocop].
  1994. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] bought a Coconut at the Jungle Shop.
  1995. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] shouted 'Ni!' at Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout and increased the stacks to 2.
  1996. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] rolled 7 + 3 = 10.
  1997. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout transmuted his Dark Wand and gained 4 Rupees.
  1998. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb is gonna use her Improbability Device.
  1999. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington]'s diss card killed Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina].
  2000. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s death was blocked by Auto-Resurrection!
  2001. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star's Apollo's Phoenix made a Shield arise from the ashes.
  2002. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star is still pushing the daisies. (2)
  2003. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout purchased a Wabbajack for 4 Rupees.
  2004. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] purchased an Ethereal Dagger for 8 Rupees.
  2005. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] rolled 5 + 3 = 8.
  2006. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] says: I'm a little piggy! This is my snout! Oink oink oink!
  2007. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout cast a Spell and broke the last seal of his Sealed Container Of The Arcane! The container opens...
  2008. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout used his Wabbajack to turn Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] into a Turtle!
  2009. Jukebox: Alacranes Musical - Solo Los Tontos
  2010. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: Finally I got shomething nice.
  2011. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] felt the Flow Of Magic and moved forward 4 spaces.
  2012. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] used her Light Scroll to cast Wealth. Everyone received 72 Rupees! Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] received 144 Rupees!
  2013. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] received an Auto-Resurrection at the Church.
  2014. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] now has 2 stacks of Sunburn!
  2015. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] now has 2 stacks of Sunburn!
  2016. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ now has 2 stacks of Sunburn!
  2017. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] now has 1 stack of Sunburn!
  2018. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb now has 1 stack of Sunburn!
  2019. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout retrieved a Butter Bot from his Sealed Container Of The Arcane.
  2020. Teleportation device locked on target.
  2021. It's not your turn, Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]. Perhaps you've been hypnotized or someone else already clicked for you!
  2022. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used Sunscreen, which lasts 4 turns.
  2023. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout retrieved a Phaser from his Sealed Container Of The Arcane.
  2024. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner is alive! ALIIIIVE!
  2025. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] purchased a Jewel Juicer for 6 Rupees.
  2026. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner purchased a First AIDS Kit for 5 Rupees.
  2027. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout set his Phaser to Stun.
  2028. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout shot his Phaser at Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington]. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] got hit and fell to the ground... stunned for a turn.
  2029. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner used her First AIDS Kit to give Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] AIDS. You're welcome, by the way!
  2030. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout retrieved a Holy Hand Grenade from his Sealed Container Of The Arcane.
  2031. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner read her cards...
  2032. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout retrieved a Goldfish from his Sealed Container Of The Arcane.
  2033. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout's Butter Bot made the Goldfish Delicious!
  2034. ...and chose to go to The Godfather!
  2035. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ used Chaos Infusion to lower the cooldown of his Tablet Of Destinies by 5 turns!
  2036. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner encountered the Godfather, Don Vito Corleone.
  2037. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner accepted the Godfather's offer. Some tough guys are arranging a hit on Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] now.
  2038. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
  2039. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] says: Hey, that'sh me! ...hic!
  2040. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] says: aww ...hic!
  2041. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s Hypno Glasses got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  2042. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ fished in the lake in Ooo and caught a Fish.
  2043. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner went forward 3 spaces thanks to Trade Routes.
  2044. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb enchanted her Hamburger and made it Soulbound.
  2045. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ gave Princess Bubblegum his Gun.
  2046. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] rolled 7 + 3 = 10.
  2047. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] gained 1 Speed through their Momentum buff.
  2048. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] caught Sudarshana Chakra and put it back into their inventory.
  2049. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: I'm made of yellow!
  2050. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: Oof, RIP Buzz xD
  2051. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] voted in the poll.
  2052. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] confiscated Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star's Sunscreen as evidence.
  2053. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb ate her Hamburger and ran 18 spaces forward.
  2054. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] stood at a crossroads.
  2055. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ enchanted his Zento's Lunar Loop and made it Fireproof.
  2056. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: OI!
  2057. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] went to the ACME Shop.
  2058. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: NED FLANDERSH!
  2059. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] bought a pair of Hypno Glasses at the ACME Shop.
  2060. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] bought a Hand Grenade at the ACME Shop.
  2061. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] bought a Rocket at the ACME Shop.
  2062. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] bought a Pogo Stick at the ACME Shop.
  2063. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] bought a TNT Set at the ACME Shop.
  2064. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] crawled into their Schrödinger's Box, becoming immune to death for 2 turns!
  2065. TNT placed.
  2066. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark]'s TNT exploded!
  2067. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner got killed by TNT!
  2068. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] gained 3 Rupees through Bounty Hunting.
  2069. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] got killed by TNT!
  2070. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] had Death Immunity and didn't die.
  2071. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout got killed by TNT!
  2072. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] gained 3 Rupees through Bounty Hunting.
  2073. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: What you doing to mah shunshcreen?! XD
  2074. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb rolled 12 + 6 = 18.
  2075. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: Bananas are blue!
  2076. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb's Speed Boost wore off.
  2077. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner says: :(
  2078. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout says: ok but y tho ...hic!
  2079. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb entered the Magic Shop.
  2080. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner says: why
  2081. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb bought a Dark Wand at the Magic Shop.
  2082. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: i thought u ushed shomething elshe lasht time ...hic!
  2083. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb charged her Light Wand with Cards Of Fate at the Magic Shop.
  2084. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] bounced 4 spaces forward on their ACME Pogo-Stick.
  2085. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] bounced 2 spaces forward on their ACME Pogo-Stick.
  2086. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] bounced 4 spaces forward on their ACME Pogo-Stick.
  2087. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb charged her Dark Wand with Dark Sacrifice at the Magic Shop.
  2088. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] threw their Hand Grenade to space 122.
  2089. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ got knocked 5 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
  2090. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] got knocked 9 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
  2091. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] skipped a turn.
  2092. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] shot themself to space 112 with their ACME Rocket and died!
  2093. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] got killed by the Rocket!
  2094. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] died and lost all diseases (Herpes).
  2095. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] gained 3 Rupees through Bounty Hunting.
  2096. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ got killed by the Rocket!
  2097. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ gained a Skull.
  2098. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] gained 3 Rupees through Bounty Hunting.
  2099. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] got killed by the Rocket!
  2100. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] had Death Immunity and didn't die.
  2101. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout's The Cornucopia generated a Chocolate Bar!
  2102. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout's Butter Bot made the Chocolate Bar Delicious!
  2103. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout reincarnated as a Pigeon.
  2104. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] set Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s corpse on fire and knocked him back 2 spaces with their Torch.
  2105. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ couldn't wait to swing his Hammer.
  2106. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout ate the regurgitated corn and gained 2 karma.
  2107. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ raised his Arctic Aegis and gained Frostfire Protection and Algid Revenge.
  2108. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] rolled 6 + 2 = 8.
  2109. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] had a Roll Streak and broke a seal of his Sealed Container Of Force. Only 8 seals remaining...
  2110. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] rolled 7 + 2 = 9.
  2111. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop]'s Lemon got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  2112. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] is sane again. Well, as sane as he gets...
  2113. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] gained 1 Speed through his Momentum buff.
  2114. Robocop had a Roll Streak of 2!
  2115. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] honks their Donator Horn: HONK HONK!
  2116. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] received a Book and Reading Glasses from Stephen Hawking.
  2117. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] skipped a turn.
  2118. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] is sane again. Well, as sane as he gets...
  2119. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] instantly read his Book: Haggle Expert with his Reading Glasses to learn the Haggle Expert feat.
  2120. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: What shhould I cook for dinner beshidesh the shoup ...hic!
  2121. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star is sane again. Well, as sane as he gets...
  2122. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ used his ACME Magnet and attracted:
  2123. - [Miss Choksondik]'s Time Travel Condom, which got sucked onto his head. [Longrod Von Hugendong] suffocated.
  2124. - [Miss Choksondik]'s Sword, which pierced his chest. [Longrod Von Hugendong] died.
  2125. - [Ned Stark]'s Bucket Of Water
  2126. - [Ned Stark]'s Time Travel Condom
  2127. - [Ned Stark]'s ACME Pogo-Stick
  2128. - [Don Vito Corleone]'s Sword
  2129. - [Don Vito Corleone]'s Bling Bot
  2130. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star is back alive!
  2131. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: I have tortillash
  2132. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: queshadilla
  2133. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: I guessh queshadillash would be okay ...hic!
  2134. Spectator AzurHeart says: taco
  2135. Jukebox: Rob Cantor - All I Need Is You
  2136. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ used his Bling Bot to make his Golden Ring Of King Midas Frostproof.
  2137. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star read his cards...
  2138. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: I have cheeshe and shome chicken ...hic!
  2139. ...and chose to go to The Abandoned Mine!
  2140. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: But I have to pan fry it ...hic!
  2141. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star crawled into his Schrödinger's Box, becoming immune to death for 2 turns!
  2142. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: Which meansh I have to shtop playing ...hic!
  2143. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star entered the Archaeology Dig!
  2144. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: SHcrew it ...hic!
  2145. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: Cheeshe queshadillash it ish ...hic!
  2146. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star fed his Blue Dragon Egg to the Starving Monster and got past him!
  2147. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star got past the Demon Eye with his Bow & Arrows.
  2148. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] tried to Hypnotize Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star, but it failed because Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star had a pair of Reflective Shades!
  2149. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star got past the Libido Demon, but contracted Crabs and Herpes.
  2150. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star got past the Small Golem with his Blue Lightsaber.
  2151. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star got to choose between Odin's Shieldbreaker and Mjölnir.
  2152. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star obtained Odin's Shieldbreaker! Legendary!
  2153. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star has earned [Leeeeeeeegen...]!
  2154. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] is gonna visit Ooo.
  2155. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: Aw yeah....
  2156. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] rolled 4 + 3 = 7.
  2157. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] is sane again. Well, as sane as she gets...
  2158. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star swung Odin's Shieldbreaker around!
  2159. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] read a book and learned the Spare Time Efficiency feat.
  2160. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] reached 3 stacks of Sunburn, got set on Fire and became Dehydrated for 6 turns!
  2161. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] reached 3 stacks of Sunburn, got set on Fire and became Dehydrated for 6 turns!
  2162. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout now has 1 stack of Sunburn!
  2163. Everyone received a Wildcard: Shops!
  2164. Income - Everyone gained 10 Rupees.
  2165. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] enchanted his Betazoid Conductor and made it Fireproof.
  2166. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ is gonna visit Ooo.
  2167. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] prepared to summon a Demon and got cursed with Curse Of Cold.
  2168. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star combined his Shield with his Dragonskin and created the Dragon Shield!
  2169. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner is sane again. Well, as sane as she gets...
  2170. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner likes being dead. (1)
  2171. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s Orb got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  2172. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ is sane again. Well, as sane as he gets...
  2173. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s Ethereal Aura turned Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner's Prism Of Ooo Ethereal.
  2174. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s Beer burned in the Fire, but his Frostfire Protection made it Freeze for 5 turns instead.
  2175. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star used his Divine Blessing on himself, removed his Herpes and Crabs and gained even more Empowered Dice!
  2176. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ is still dead. (1)
  2177. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] unleashed a Ring Of Fire!
  2178. - Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] caught on Fire!
  2179. - Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] caught on Fire!
  2180. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] skipped a turn.
  2181. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] is sane again. Well, as sane as they gets...
  2182. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] used her Roc's Feather to jump forward 3 spaces.
  2183. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb rolled 12 + 2 = 14.
  2184. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb is sane again. Well, as sane as she gets...
  2185. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used her Improbability Device.
  2186. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] died.
  2187. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s death was blocked by Auto-Resurrection!
  2188. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] died.
  2189. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] died.
  2190. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] died and lost his Momentum.
  2191. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] died.
  2192. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] had Death Immunity and didn't die.
  2193. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout died.
  2194. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star died.
  2195. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star had Death Immunity and didn't die.
  2196. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] used Multiversal Flux to turn their Prism Of Ooo into a Hookshot.
  2197. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ used his Tablet Of Destinies to copy Enchanter Merchant [Robocop]'s GHB!
  2198. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ gained Cards Of Fate!
  2199. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: Oh
  2200. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] threw the water from her Bucket to space 172.
  2201. *Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] got drenched in water and is no longer on fire!
  2202. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] drank a liquid and is no longer Dehydrated!
  2203. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: SHorry ...hic!
  2204. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] is sane again. Well, as sane as he gets...
  2205. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] is safely tucked underground. (1)
  2206. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used her Quantum Quality and gained Star Power for 3 turns!
  2207. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] set Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone]'s corpse on fire and knocked him back 3 spaces with their Torch.
  2208. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] says: fucken shilenced ...hic!
  2209. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star used Multiversal Flux to turn his Hammer into a Butter Bot.
  2210. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout is sober again.
  2211. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used her Light Wand to change her own destiny with Cards Of Fate.
  2212. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb gained a +4 Speed Boost for 1 turn from her Magic Affinity.
  2213. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout is still pushing the daisies. (1)
  2214. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star charged his Hammer with holy might.
  2215. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used Arcane Relocation to move herself 5 spaces forward.
  2216. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb knocked over Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star with her Star Power.
  2217. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop]'s Crabs got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  2218. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop]'s Temporary Silence wore off.
  2219. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop]'s GHB burned in the Fire.
  2220. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star's Apollo's Phoenix captured the essence of Enchanter Merchant [Robocop]'s GHB's ashes.
  2221. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] is safely tucked underground. (1)
  2222. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] is gonna visit Ooo.
  2223. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington]'s Sunscreen burned in the Fire.
  2224. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used Global Multiversal Flux to turn her Prism Of Ooo into a Hookshot.
  2225. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington]'s Prism Of Ooo turned into a Ruby Necklace.
  2226. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner's Prism Of Ooo turned into a Deadly Virus.
  2227. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop]'s Prism Of Ooo turned into a piece of Lumpy Space Candy.
  2228. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star's Prism Of Ooo turned into a Torch.
  2229. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout's Prism Of Ooo turned into a Red Dragon Egg.
  2230. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone]'s Prism Of Ooo turned into a Tractor Beam.
  2231. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ clicked the Chicken and received the eggs!
  2232. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ received a 10 Rupee bonus!
  2233. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] is safely tucked underground. (1)
  2234. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star skipped a turn.
  2235. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star is sober again.
  2236. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb aimed her Hookshot forward, hit Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout and moved to space 83.
  2237. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] rolled 11 + 3 = 14.
  2238. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] had a Roll Streak and broke a seal of her Sealed Container Of Force. Only 8 seals remaining...
  2239. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] rolled 6 + 3 = 9.
  2240. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] is sober again.
  2241. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Ring Of Spell Deflecting got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  2242. Facepuncherina had a Roll Streak of 2!
  2243. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star is going to the Magic Shop!
  2244. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] bought a pair of Gloves at the Medieval Market.
  2245. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] bought a Cow at the Medieval Market.
  2246. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] bought a Sword at the Medieval Market.
  2247. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] bought a Shield at the Medieval Market.
  2248. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] bought a Parachute at the Medieval Market.
  2249. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ smacked Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] back 6 spaces with his Hammer.
  2250. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] honks their Donator Horn: HONK HONK!
  2251. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] bought a flask of Poison at the Medieval Market.
  2252. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] bought a Skinning Knife at the Medieval Market.
  2253. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] bought a Ordinary Ring at the Medieval Market.
  2254. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] bought a Bow & Arrows at the Medieval Market.
  2255. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: Get back here dammit! xD
  2256. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner is sober again.
  2257. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner rots in peace. (2)
  2258. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star is going to the Beach!
  2259. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s Orb got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  2260. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ is sober again.
  2261. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ is still pushing the daisies. (2)
  2262. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] summoned an Aquatic Imp.
  2263. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ used his Bling Bot to make his Zento's Lunar Loop Frostproof.
  2264. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] says: how the fuck do you have sho many good itemsh ...hic!
  2265. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] rolled 9 + 4 = 13.
  2266. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] is sober again.
  2267. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] came out of their Schrödinger's Box and lived.
  2268. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] became a Herbivore.
  2269. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] says: meanwhile i'm dead all game long and can't get shhit
  2270. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb rolled 9 + 6 = 15.
  2271. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb knocked over Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout with her Star Power.
  2272. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout was dead and did not become incapacitated.
  2273. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb knocked over Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner with her Star Power.
  2274. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner was dead and did not become incapacitated.
  2275. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] used their Quantum Quality and gained Caffeine Rush for 6 turns!
  2276. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb knocked over Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner with her Star Power.
  2277. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner was dead and did not become incapacitated.
  2278. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb is sober again.
  2279. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb's Speed Boost wore off.
  2280. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb raised Club Of The Dagda to the skies!
  2281. - Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] got revived!
  2282. - Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner got revived!
  2283. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb received 2 Magic Crystals!
  2284. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb became an Omnivore.
  2285. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ whispers: spotlight #1
  2286. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ was dead and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
  2287. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] was dead and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
  2288. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] attracted Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Cow.
  2289. * Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ got hit by the flying Cow and has to skip a turn.
  2290. * Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] got hit by the flying Cow and has to skip a turn.
  2291. * Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] got hit by the flying Cow and has to skip a turn.
  2292. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] now has Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Cow.
  2293. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb charged her Light Wand with Wealth!
  2294. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] rolled 10 + 3 = 13.
  2295. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner used her Deadly Virus on Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] and killed her Aquatic Imp.
  2296. ***Everyone is Crazy!***
  2297. Happy Happy Joy Joy
  2298. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] is sober again.
  2299. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] ran 1 spaces back while on Fire.
  2300. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone]'s Diss Card: Death burned in the Fire.
  2301. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used her Light Wand to cast Wealth. Everyone received 100 Rupees! Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb received 200 Rupees!
  2302. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb charged her Light Wand with Spell Shield!
  2303. To Longrod Von Hugendong: >.>
  2304. Jukebox: Donkey Kong Country Returns - Tiki Tong Terror
  2305. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: Crazy again?
  2306. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] used his Light Wand to revive himself!
  2307. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] gained a +4 Speed Boost for 1 turn from his Magic Affinity.
  2308. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used her Light Wand to cast Spell Shield on herself.
  2309. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb gained a +4 Speed Boost for 1 turn from her Magic Affinity.
  2310. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] received a Light Scroll: Energize.
  2311. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used her Roc's Feather to jump forward 3 spaces.
  2312. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb knocked over Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner with her Star Power.
  2313. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] swung Kronos' Sickle around and decreased 5 cooldowns by 1!
  2314. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] dispelled Spell Shield from Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina].
  2315. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ whispers: why so far ahead
  2316. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] became a Carnivore.
  2317. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb shouted 'Ni!' at Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner.
  2318. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout's Mojo wore off.
  2319. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout is still dead. (2)
  2320. To Longrod Von Hugendong: it legit get me targetted less now somehow
  2321. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] rolled 6 + 7 = 13.
  2322. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] says: I do sort of dislike events that override your turn
  2323. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] is going to the Magic Shop!
  2324. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop]'s Power Imp got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  2325. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] is sober again.
  2326. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] says: The goggles... they do nothing!
  2327. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop]'s Speed Boost wore off.
  2328. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] became an Omnivore.
  2329. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] says: I clicked the wildcard, I want my shop
  2330. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] is sober again.
  2331. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] is safely tucked underground. (2)
  2332. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star rolled 3 + 3 = 6.
  2333. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star rolled 5 + 3 = 8.
  2334. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star smacked Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout back 18 spaces with his Holy Hammer!
  2335. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] used his Quantum Quality and gained Empowered Dice!
  2336. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star rolled 3 + 3 = 6.
  2337. "Rock 'n Roll Streak!"
  2338. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star came out of his Schrödinger's Box and lived.
  2339. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star's Hammer lost the Holy Hammer effect.
  2340. Sonic had a Roll Streak of 3!
  2341. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] crawled into his Schrödinger's Box, becoming immune to death for 2 turns!
  2342. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star became an Omnivore.
  2343. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] released spores from her mutated body, causing an eclipse!
  2344. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star was immune to Blind thanks to Arcane Vision.
  2345. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] says: yeah
  2346. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] rolled 6 + 3 = 9.
  2347. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Sword got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  2348. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] says: BURK BLRLRLRLRLURK!
  2349. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] became a Carnivore.
  2350. ***MINIGAME INCOMING!***
  2351. A Minigame will take place in the next Round Effects! Be ready!
  2352. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] says: especially useless stuff like life choices taking whole turn
  2353. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner skipped a turn.
  2354. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner says: The llama... It's watching me! It wants to take my place!
  2355. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: OBJECTION!
  2356. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner's turn ends.
  2357. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] used Multiversal Flux to turn his Frigid Fairy into some Szechuan Sauce.
  2358. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] says: is just silly
  2359. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] caught a Cow with his Pocket Ball!
  2360. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] used his Pocket Ball to send a Cow after Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]. The cow ran over Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina], who has to skip a turn.
  2361. Spectator AzurHeart says: so many crazy lines o/
  2362. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner waited too long and has 1 chance left. (Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] clicked for Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner)
  2363. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s Orb got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  2364. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner says: why
  2365. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ is back alive!
  2366. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: crazyy
  2367. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] ordered her Courier Flap to prepare a transport to space 232 and skips her next turn.
  2368. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb aimed her Hookshot forward, hit Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ and moved to space 109.
  2369. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb knocked over Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner with her Star Power.
  2370. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] used his Tablet Of Destinies to destroy Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Sword!
  2371. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] gained Cards Of Fate!
  2372. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ became a Carnivore.
  2373. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] skipped a turn.
  2374. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ used Condense Magic on his ACME Pogo-Stick and created a Night Crystal!
  2375. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] used Multiversal Flux to turn their Sunscreen into a Candy Cane.
  2376. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] ate their Candy Cane and ran forward 4 spaces.
  2377. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] was a Herbivore and gained a Speed Boost.
  2378. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb rolled 12 + 6 = 18.
  2379. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb knocked over Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ with her Star Power.
  2380. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb knocked over Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] with her Star Power.
  2381. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb knocked over Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] with her Star Power.
  2382. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb's Speed Boost wore off.
  2383. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb crawled into her Schrödinger's Box, becoming immune to death for 2 turns!
  2384. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used her Light Scroll to remove all skill cooldowns from herself! (Arcane Relocation, Quantum Quality, Condense Magic, Multiversal Flux and Schrödinger's Box)
  2385. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb gained a +4 Speed Boost for 1 turn from her Magic Affinity.
  2386. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb received a Light Scroll: Energize.
  2387. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used her Quantum Quality and gained the Ni! skill!
  2388. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner says: i am
  2389. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb read her cards...
  2390. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner says: not in first
  2391. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] removed the Ethereal enchantment from his Light Wand.
  2392. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner says: why did i get objected
  2393. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner says: what is happening
  2394. ...and chose to go to The Shady Dealer!
  2395. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb bought three lines of Cocaine from the Shady Dealer.
  2396. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: 2fast4me
  2397. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb bought some Crystal Meth from the Shady Dealer.
  2398. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb bought a Syringe from the Shady Dealer.
  2399. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb bought some Steroids from the Shady Dealer.
  2400. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: because the darkness made me screw up my timing
  2401. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb bought a bag of Weed from the Shady Dealer.
  2402. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used Condense Magic on her Weed and created a Fairy Crystal!
  2403. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: from the guy who was in first
  2404. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] skipped a turn.
  2405. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner says: lovely
  2406. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] felt the Flow Of Magic and moved forward 4 spaces.
  2407. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] cast a Spell and broke a seal of his Sealed Container Of The Arcane. Only 3 seals remaining...
  2408. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] used his Light Scroll to remove all skill cooldowns from himself! (Schrödinger's Box, Radiance, Quantum Quality, Multiversal Flux and Dispel Magic)
  2409. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] crawled into his Schrödinger's Box, becoming immune to death for 2 turns!
  2410. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] used his Quantum Quality and gained Empowered Dice!
  2411. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout's Ni! effect faded.
  2412. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout's The Cornucopia generated a Cup Of Tea!
  2413. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb enchanted her Cocaine and made it Soulbound.
  2414. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout is back alive!
  2415. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used Multiversal Flux to turn her Glue Mine into an Orb.
  2416. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] used Multiversal Flux to turn his ACME Piano into a Jinxed Jewel Of Impotence.
  2417. Jukebox: The Cab - I'm A Wonder
  2418. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout became an Omnivore.
  2419. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used Arcane Relocation to move Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] 5 spaces backward.
  2420. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] rolled 6 + 3 = 9.
  2421. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout used his Wabbajack to knock Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] 12 spaces backwards.
  2422. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop]'s Hamburger got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  2423. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] felt the Flow Of Magic and moved forward 5 spaces.
  2424. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] cast a Spell and broke a seal of his Sealed Container Of The Arcane. Only 2 seals remaining...
  2425. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] used Radiance to grant himself even more Empowered Dice!
  2426. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb took her Steroids and gained the Man Mode skill.
  2427. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] gave Jake his Fish.
  2428. To Longrod Von Hugendong: shroom blind did something lol!
  2429. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] received Reflective Shades from Jake!
  2430. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] put on some Reflective Shades! Yeeeeaaaahhhh!
  2431. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] got injected with the force of life!
  2432. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout fed his Chocolate Bar to his Fridge Fairy which got charged with Acceleration!
  2433. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] tried dispelling Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina], but had nothing to dispel.
  2434. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout used his Fridge Fairy to cast Acceleration, increasing the speed of everyone.
  2435. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout's Fridge Fairy got charged with Curse Of Resurrection.
  2436. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] received a Light Scroll: Energize.
  2437. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] used his Szechuan Sauce to make his Jinxed Jewel Of Impotence Delicious Food.
  2438. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout used his Fridge Fairy to curse Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] with the Curse Of Resurrection.
  2439. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] became an Omnivore.
  2440. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] purchased an Easy Button for 9 Rupees.
  2441. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] ate his Jinxed Jewel Of Impotence and ran 3 spaces forward!
  2442. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] pressed his Easy Button and gained the Man Mode skill!
  2443. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star rolled 8 + 4 = 12.
  2444. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] turned Sampo's handle counterclockwise and gained Empowered Dice!
  2445. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout concocted a Flask Of Mojo.
  2446. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star's Apollo's Phoenix made a GHB Pill arise from the ashes.
  2447. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: The cereal eaters are waging an all out war! Viva la revolution!
  2448. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout drank some Mojo and feels sexual!
  2449. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] played on The Pied Piper's Pipe to try to steal a random Living item from all nearby players.
  2450. - Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout's Fridge Fairy.
  2451. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star received a Light Scroll: Energize.
  2452. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star used his Improbability Device and found a sleeping bear!
  2453. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] tried dispelling Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina], but had nothing to dispel.
  2454. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ whispers: keeping track is tiring
  2455. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star let the Bear sleep.
  2456. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] skipped a turn.
  2457. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Flowing Ring got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  2458. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] moved to space 232 with her Courier Flap.
  2459. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout purchased a Frostfire Figurine for 27 Rupees.
  2460. *** GRAVE GUESSER! ***
  2461. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star is experiencing lag.
  2462. Sonic, Your Mom, Longrod Von Hugendong and Robocop scored 20 points, won the Grave Guesser minigame and received a Sword and an ACME Piano!
  2463. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star has earned [Grave Guesser Winner]!
  2464. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star has earned [Grave Guesser Mastery]!
  2465. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] has earned [Grave Guesser Mastery]!
  2466. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] purchased a Space Capacitator for 5 Rupees.
  2467. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] equipped his Ruby Necklace.
  2468. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] knocked all his enemies 4 spaces back with his Space Capacitator.
  2469. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb moved through Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark].
  2470. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star smacked Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ back 6 spaces with his Hammer.
  2471. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s Algid Revenge Froze Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star's Hammer for 10 turns.
  2472. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] knocked all his enemies 3 spaces back with his Space Capacitator.
  2473. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb moved through Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark].
  2474. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner skipped a turn.
  2475. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ skipped a turn.
  2476. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s Flowing Ring got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  2477. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s Ethereal Aura turned Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star's Hammer Ethereal.
  2478. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: I am the king of memories!
  2479. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner sprinted 10 spaces forwards.
  2480. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] skipped a turn.
  2481. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: Scuttle crabs down my pants?! OBJECTION!
  2482. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark]'s Speed Boost wore off.
  2483. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb rolled 11 + 7 = 18.
  2484. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb knocked over Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] with her Star Power.
  2485. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb's Star Power wore off.
  2486. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: IMMA CHARGIN' MAH LAZERS!
  2487. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb's Speed Boost wore off.
  2488. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb stood at a crossroads.
  2489. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ used his Bling Bot to make his Ring Of Poison Immunity Soulbound.
  2490. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ is going to the Future Shop!
  2491. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner used her Tablet Of Destinies to copy Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Ordinary Ring!
  2492. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner gained Cards Of Fate!
  2493. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb went to the Old Mine.
  2494. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb found a Torch and entered the Cave.
  2495. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] says: i suck at the other memory game
  2496. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ is going to the Beach!
  2497. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ sacrificed a Skull to summon a Demon.
  2498. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] used her Roc's Feather to jump forward 2 spaces.
  2499. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb got chased out of the Cave by Grumpy and moved back 7 spaces.
  2500. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ summoned a Power Imp.
  2501. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] purchased a Jewelizer for 6 Rupees.
  2502. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] rolled 6 + 4 = 10.
  2503. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] rolled 9 + 4 = 13.
  2504. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner is going to the Future Shop!
  2505. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] rolled 4 + 4 = 8.
  2506. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] rolled 8 + 4 = 12.
  2507. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] received a D6!
  2508. "Wowzers! That was a Roll Streak alright!"
  2509. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] used her Jewelizer to turn her Teleporter Activator into a Ring Of Speed.
  2510. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ enchanted his Arctic Aegis and made it Soulbound.
  2511. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] killed Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington]'s with The Glory Of Ten Powers.
  2512. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] made a kill, causing The Glory Of Ten Powers' cycle to reset.
  2513. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] set Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington]'s corpse on fire and knocked him back 3 spaces with his Torch.
  2514. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] used her Ring Of Dispel to dispel Curse Of Cold from herself and gained a Magic Scroll.
  2515. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb crawled into her Schrödinger's Box, becoming immune to death for 2 turns!
  2516. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] is sane again. Well, as sane as he gets...
  2517. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone]'s Cow ran over Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina], who has to skip a turn.
  2518. Don Vito Corleone had a Roll Streak of 4! That's absolutely brilliant!
  2519. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s Sound Blaster: 'Focus on the player in the lead!'
  2520. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] used Resurrect on himself. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] already had a permanent Auto-Resurrection.
  2521. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] knocked all his enemies 2 spaces back with his Space Capacitator.
  2522. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] bought a Teleporter at the Future Shop.
  2523. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] knocked all his enemies 4 spaces back with his Space Capacitator.
  2524. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] overcharged his Space Capacitator and got knocked back 24 spaces.
  2525. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] bought a Space Capacitator at the Future Shop.
  2526. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] activated Man Mode! Let's go balls deep!
  2527. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star used Multiversal Flux to turn his GHB into some Steroids.
  2528. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] bought a Tractor Beam at the Future Shop.
  2529. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb thrusted Mjölnir forwards and landed on space 140!
  2530. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] bought an Improbability Device at the Future Shop.
  2531. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] bought a Lightsaber at the Future Shop.
  2532. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] bought a Clonegg 5000 at the Future Shop.
  2533. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star activated Man Mode! Let's go balls deep!
  2534. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout transmuted his Light Wand and gained 4 Rupees.
  2535. Teleportation device locked on target.
  2536. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout used his Alchemize skill to turn 8 Rupees into a Watermelon.
  2537. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout's Butter Bot made the Watermelon Delicious!
  2538. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] knocked all his enemies 2 spaces back with his Space Capacitator.
  2539. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star took his Steroids and gained the Man Mode skill.
  2540. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] knocked all his enemies 2 spaces back with his Space Capacitator.
  2541. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] overcharged his Space Capacitator and got knocked back 22 spaces.
  2542. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout rolled 8 + 3 = 11.
  2543. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] teleported to space 157.
  2544. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout rolled 9 + 3 = 12.
  2545. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout is sane again. Well, as sane as he gets...
  2546. Heinz had a Roll Streak of 2!
  2547. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Man Mode has ended.
  2548. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] attracted Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] with his Tractor Beam, who got pulled 13 spaces back.
  2549. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout received a Light Scroll: Energize.
  2550. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star's Man Mode has ended.
  2551. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] is gonna use his Improbability Device.
  2552. Jukebox: Super Meat Boy OST - Rocket Rider
  2553. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star shot an arrow at Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark], but missed.
  2554. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] used her Jewel Juicer to juice her Ordinary Ring and decreased all her item and skill cooldowns by 3.
  2555. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used her Dark Wand to cast Dark Sacrifice. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb died and cursed:
  2556. * Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] with Curse Of Cold.
  2557. * Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star with Curse Of Cold.
  2558. * Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] with Curse Of Relativity.
  2559. * Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout with Curse Of Cold.
  2560. * Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner with Curse Of Relativity.
  2561. * Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] with Curse Of Relativity.
  2562. * Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] with Curse Of Cold.
  2563. * Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ with Curse Of Riches.
  2564. * Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] with Curse Of Resurrection.
  2565. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb had Death Immunity and didn't die.
  2566. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout used Sunscreen, which lasts 4 turns.
  2567. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout read a book and learned the Firearms Specialist feat.
  2568. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] says: dont know why you guys keep killing eachother at the back
  2569. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] used his D6 to transform his items!
  2570. - Sealed Container Of The Arcane -> Bucket
  2571. - Torch -> Four-Leaf Clover
  2572. - Clonegg 5000 -> Tasty Treats
  2573. - Fairy Crystal -> Lure Module
  2574. - Red Lightsaber -> Holy Water
  2575. - Szechuan Sauce -> Watermelon
  2576. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] removed his Curses with Holy Water. (Curse Of Relativity)
  2577. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] rolled 3 + 4 = 7.
  2578. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout aimed his Sniper Rifle at Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina].
  2579. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout can shoot in 8 seconds!
  2580. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ unleashed a Ring Of Fire!
  2581. - Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ caught on Fire!
  2582. - Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner caught on Fire!
  2583. - Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star caught on Fire!
  2584. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb is going to the Magic Shop!
  2585. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop]'s Coconut got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  2586. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] is sane again. Well, as sane as he gets...
  2587. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] resurrected Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] with his Curse Of Resurrection.
  2588. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: why is robocop on 32
  2589. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] infected Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] with Fungal Doom!
  2590. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: Bunch of idiots, that's why. Lol jk.
  2591. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout shot Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] dead with his Sniper Rifle! BOOM HEADSHOT!
  2592. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] died and is no longer a Doom Walker.
  2593. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Peridot Necklace generated some Weed.
  2594. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] gained a Skull.
  2595. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] died and lost all diseases (AIDS).
  2596. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: this is how we play
  2597. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] received a Light Scroll: Energize.
  2598. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb is going to the Beach!
  2599. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] entered the Magic Shop.
  2600. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ used Arcane Relocation to move Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] 7 spaces backward.
  2601. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: Oh shet, Heinz.
  2602. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout ate his Watermelon, ran 6 spaces forward and gained 3 Watermelon Seeds.
  2603. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] charged his Light Wand with Remove Curse at the Magic Shop.
  2604. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb successfully sliced her Coconut with her Sword and created Two Halves Of Coconut.
  2605. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] used his Light Wand to remove Curse Of Resurrection from himself.
  2606. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] gained a +4 Speed Boost for 1 turn from his Magic Affinity.
  2607. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout successfully smashed his Potion with his Hammer and created Broken Glass.
  2608. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb charged her Light Wand with Wormhole!
  2609. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: #360noscope
  2610. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] charged his Dark Wand with Liquidize at the Magic Shop.
  2611. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] used his Dark Wand to liquidize 3 of Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s items! (ACME Piano, Flowing Ring and Inflatable Male Crocodile) Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ gained 17 Rupees.
  2612. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop]'s Azure Bracelet Froze Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s Ring Of Poison Immunity for 5 turns.
  2613. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ gained a +4 Speed Boost for 1 turn from his Magic Affinity.
  2614. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb banged her Two Halves Of Coconut together to ride forward 6 spaces.
  2615. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] knocked all his enemies 2 spaces back with his Space Capacitator.
  2616. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] rolled 4 + 4 = 8.
  2617. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] rolled 6 + 4 = 10.
  2618. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] rolled 4 + 4 = 8.
  2619. "Roll Streak while you're on fire? Fucking badass!"
  2620. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] is sane again. Well, as sane as he gets...
  2621. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] ran 1 spaces back while on Fire.
  2622. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington]'s ACME Piano burned in the Fire.
  2623. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington]'s Beer got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  2624. Buzz Killington had a Roll Streak of 3!
  2625. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] used his Dragon Boots to charge forward to space 188.
  2626. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: I wanna go forward, but I has no moving items :(
  2627. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] used Condense Magic on his Light Wand and created a Night Crystal!
  2628. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] used Radiance to cast Runes Of Guidance on himself! Runes have appeared on spaces 181, 186, 196 and 197.
  2629. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] used his Improbability Device and found a pair of Ethereal Gloves.
  2630. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] swung Kronos' Sickle around and decreased 5 cooldowns by 1!
  2631. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] says: gotta go fast sonic
  2632. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star rolled 8 + 4 = 12.
  2633. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star is sane again. Well, as sane as he gets...
  2634. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star's Bow & Arrows got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  2635. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star ran 1 spaces back while on Fire.
  2636. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star's Blue Lightsaber burned in the Fire.
  2637. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star's Apollo's Phoenix captured the essence of Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star's Blue Lightsaber's ashes.
  2638. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] used his Light Scroll to remove all skill cooldowns from himself! (Radiance, Dispel Magic and It's Summertime!)
  2639. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star entered the Magic Shop.
  2640. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star charged his Light Wand with Guardian at the Magic Shop.
  2641. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] used Radiance to give himself a Guardian.
  2642. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star charged his Dark Wand with Curse Of Resurrection at the Magic Shop.
  2643. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] is sane again. Well, as sane as she gets...
  2644. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Skull got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  2645. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] fed his Watermelon to his Fridge Fairy which got charged with Empowered Dice!
  2646. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout melted his Broken Glass to reduce his Concoct cooldown by 3 and to increase his options to 6.
  2647. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] is safely tucked underground. (1)
  2648. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star cast a Spell and broke a seal of his Sealed Container Of The Arcane. Only 6 seals remaining...
  2649. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star used his Light Wand to give himself a Guardian.
  2650. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] used his Fridge Fairy to grant himself Empowered Dice!
  2651. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] gained a +4 Speed Boost for 1 turn from his Magic Affinity.
  2652. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop]'s Fridge Fairy got charged with Liquidize.
  2653. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner rolled 11 + 3 = 14.
  2654. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner is sane again. Well, as sane as she gets...
  2655. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner ran 1 spaces back while on Fire.
  2656. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner's Lasso burned in the Fire.
  2657. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] used his Fridge Fairy to liquidize 3 of Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s items! (Sunscreen, Hypno Glasses and Light Scroll: Wealth) Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ gained 16 Rupees.
  2658. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop]'s Azure Bracelet Froze Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s Light Scroll: Wormhole for 5 turns.
  2659. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ gained a +4 Speed Boost for 1 turn from his Magic Affinity.
  2660. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] dispelled Spell Shield from Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina].
  2661. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner received a Light Scroll: Energize.
  2662. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout went forward 3 spaces thanks to Trade Routes.
  2663. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner gained Evasion for 2 turns!
  2664. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout used his Light Scroll to remove all skill cooldowns from himself! (Trade Routes, Transmute, Alchemize and Concoct)
  2665. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner tried to assassinate Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star, who got incapacitated.
  2666. To Longrod Von Hugendong: ...
  2667. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner cast a Spell and broke a seal of her Sealed Container Of The Arcane. Only 1 seal remaining...
  2668. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner used her Light Scroll to remove all skill cooldowns from herself! (It's Summertime!, Assassinate, Evasion, Sprint and Trade Routes)
  2669. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: Dang
  2670. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout concocted a flask of Holy Water.
  2671. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout used his Alchemize skill to turn 8 Rupees into a bottle of Beer.
  2672. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner sprinted 10 spaces forwards.
  2673. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner is going to the Beach!
  2674. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: My boyfriend's on his way home
  2675. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner became an Omnivore.
  2676. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] says: o wait you're enchanter
  2677. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] went forward 3 spaces thanks to Trade Routes.
  2678. To Longrod Von Hugendong: I am not even "incompetent sprinter no one needs to care about"
  2679. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: I should cook dinner but
  2680. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout transmuted his GHB and gained 7 Rupees.
  2681. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] says: why am i liquidizing enchanter
  2682. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ commanded his Power Imp to grant himself Empowered Dice!
  2683. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ lowered his Arctic Aegis and lost Frostfire Protection and Algid Revenge.
  2684. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: This game
  2685. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] says: am stupid
  2686. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: :(
  2687. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ rolled 9 + 8 = 17.
  2688. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ rolled 8 + 8 = 16.
  2689. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ gained 9 Rupees through Roll Streak Riches!
  2690. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ banged his Two Halves Of Coconut together to ride forward 11 spaces.
  2691. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: Why do you always incap me xD
  2692. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ raised his Arctic Aegis and gained Frostfire Protection and Algid Revenge.
  2693. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout is gonna use his Improbability Device.
  2694. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s Relic got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  2695. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ is sane again. Well, as sane as he gets...
  2696. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ ran 1 spaces back while on Fire.
  2697. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s Hammer burned in the Fire, but his Frostfire Protection made it Freeze for 5 turns instead.
  2698. Longrod Von Hugendong had a Roll Streak of 2!
  2699. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: uve been cooking all day he can finish it
  2700. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout went forward 2 spaces thanks to Trade Routes.
  2701. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ received a Light Scroll: Energize.
  2702. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: I AM BEHIND, BOI! :O
  2703. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout removed his Curses with Holy Water. (Curse Of Cold)
  2704. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ entered the Magic Shop.
  2705. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ bought a Light Wand at the Magic Shop.
  2706. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: I cooked one dish LOL
  2707. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: but u sonic
  2708. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ charged his Dark Wand with Steal Item at the Magic Shop.
  2709. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: bahhhhhhh 1 is good
  2710. Spectator AzurHeart says: buy pizza
  2711. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ charged his Light Wand with Remove Curse at the Magic Shop.
  2712. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: At least I'll get another postivie effect.
  2713. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] skipped a turn.
  2714. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] is sane again. Well, as sane as they gets...
  2715. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb rolled 11 + 3 = 14.
  2716. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] killed Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s with Hofud. Hofud became transdimensional!
  2717. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s death was blocked by Auto-Resurrection!
  2718. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb is sane again. Well, as sane as she gets...
  2719. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] used Hofud to teleport to space 147!
  2720. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] enchanted his Reflective Shades and made them Soulbound.
  2721. Jukebox: Alessia Cara - Scars To Your Beautiful
  2722. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb entered the Magic Shop.
  2723. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] shouted 'Ni!' at Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb.
  2724. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb charged her Charged Light Wand with Spell Shield at the Magic Shop.
  2725. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] threw their Beach Ball to space 158. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] and Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb jumped to space 158, bumped their heads and got incapacitated.
  2726. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] caught the ball!
  2727. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] aimed their Hookshot forward, hit Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb and moved to space 157.
  2728. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] set Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] on fire and knocked him back 3 spaces with their Torch.
  2729. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] set Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb on fire and knocked her back 3 spaces with their Torch.
  2730. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: :(
  2731. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] skipped a turn.
  2732. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] ran 2 spaces back while on Fire.
  2733. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone]'s Watermelon burned in the Fire.
  2734. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] came out of his Schrödinger's Box and died.
  2735. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone]'s death was blocked by Auto-Resurrection!
  2736. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] used Global Multiversal Flux to turn their Torch into a Sword.
  2737. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Torch turned into a Horn.
  2738. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star's Torch turned into a Balaclava.
  2739. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop]'s Torch turned into a Bottle Of Antifreeze.
  2740. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb's Torch turned into a Space Capacitator.
  2741. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: srz
  2742. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ cast a Spell and broke a seal of his Sealed Container Of The Arcane. Only 1 seal remaining...
  2743. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ used his Light Wand to remove Curse Of Cold from himself.
  2744. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ gained a +4 Speed Boost for 1 turn from his Magic Affinity.
  2745. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] says: i liked that torch
  2746. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout rolled 6 + 3 = 9.
  2747. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] ate his Tasty Treats and walked 1 space forward.
  2748. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] was a Carnivore and gained Man Mode.
  2749. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] killed Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark]'s with The Glory Of Ten Powers.
  2750. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] died and lost their Momentum.
  2751. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] made a kill, causing The Glory Of Ten Powers' cycle to reset.
  2752. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout entered the Magic Shop.
  2753. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout bought a Dark Wand at the Magic Shop.
  2754. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout bought a Light Wand at the Magic Shop.
  2755. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] used Multiversal Flux to turn his Lure Module into a Soulstone.
  2756. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] stored a part of his soul in his Soulstone.
  2757. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: BRB
  2758. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout charged his Dark Wand with Burden at the Magic Shop.
  2759. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner says: this game doesnt feeel real
  2760. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] says: clone it before you forget and cast something lol
  2761. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] went forward 2 spaces thanks to Trade Routes.
  2762. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout charged his Light Wand with Energize at the Magic Shop.
  2763. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout tried to catch the cat of the Magic Shop with his Pocket Ball, but it fizzled!
  2764. Mysterious magic emerges to cast Blind on Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout, but Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout's Ley Prism split and redirected the Spell!
  2765. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout used his Ley Prism to blind Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone]!
  2766. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout used his Ley Prism to blind Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner!
  2767. The cat tried to walk away!
  2768. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner says: i dont think ive done anything productive in like 8 rounds
  2769. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ whispers: are you getting hit too?
  2770. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ whispers: not paying attention
  2771. To Longrod Von Hugendong: nop
  2772. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout watched the Magic Shop's cat disappear.
  2773. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ whispers: lol
  2774. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] says: been there
  2775. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: I'm trying my best to go forwards...
  2776. To Longrod Von Hugendong: unless you count space cap as "hit"
  2777. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] says: I've been there
  2778. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] rolled 5 + 8 = 13.
  2779. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] had a Roll Streak and broke a seal of his Sealed Container Of Force. Only 7 seals remaining...
  2780. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] rolled 12 + 8 = 20.
  2781. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop]'s Reflective Shades got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  2782. Robocop had a Roll Streak of 2!
  2783. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ whispers: muumi all game is like
  2784. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] entered the Magic Shop.
  2785. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] bought a Light Wand at the Magic Shop.
  2786. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ whispers: wow doil has OP items must liquidize
  2787. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] charged his Light Wand with Remove Curse at the Magic Shop.
  2788. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout says: huh forgot i had that
  2789. To Longrod Von Hugendong: do you have cocaine?
  2790. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] charged his Dark Wand with Steal Item at the Magic Shop.
  2791. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ whispers: n
  2792. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] rolled 3 + 8 = 11.
  2793. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] used his Dark Wand to steal Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Skinning Knife with the Steal Item spell.
  2794. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop]'s Azure Bracelet Froze Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Ring Of Speed for 5 turns.
  2795. To Longrod Von Hugendong: if not then absolute 0 reason
  2796. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington]'s Beer got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  2797. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington]'s Speed Boost wore off.
  2798. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] says: Doesn't take death
  2799. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] says: wow
  2800. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] used his Light Wand to remove Curse Of Cold from himself.
  2801. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] gained a +4 Speed Boost for 1 turn from his Magic Affinity.
  2802. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] took out a life insurance.
  2803. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner says: just drinking my puna coloda and trying to make the best of it
  2804. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star skipped a turn.
  2805. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star's Butter Bot got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  2806. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star received a cloned Improbability Device from his Primed Clonegg 5000!
  2807. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star learned the Tinkering Quietly feat from his Brain Massager.
  2808. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout used his Light Wand to remove all skill cooldowns from himself! (Trade Routes, Concoct, Transmute and Alchemize)
  2809. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner says: pina*
  2810. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star used his Quantum Quality and gained the The Force skill!
  2811. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] says: everyone has life shields anyway
  2812. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout banged his Two Halves Of Coconut together to ride forward 5 spaces.
  2813. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Flowing Ring got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  2814. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout concocted a Flask Of Mojo.
  2815. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout used his Alchemize skill to turn 8 Rupees into some Tomatoes.
  2816. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout's Butter Bot made the Tomatoes Delicious!
  2817. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star cast a Spell and broke a seal of his Sealed Container Of The Arcane. Only 5 seals remaining...
  2818. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star used his Light Scroll to remove all skill cooldowns from himself! (It's Summertime!, Divine Blessing, Schrödinger's Box, Holy Hammer and Quantum Quality)
  2819. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] is safely tucked underground. (2)
  2820. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star used his Quantum Quality and gained a +4 Speed Boost for 2 turns!
  2821. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] says: i aint got money to waste on deaths that end up being suicides by blessing
  2822. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout transmuted his Light Wand and gained 4 Rupees.
  2823. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner rolled 12 + 3 = 15.
  2824. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner's Ni! effect faded.
  2825. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] is going to the Magic Shop!
  2826. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner slapped Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ 3 spaces forward with her Fish.
  2827. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star is gonna use his Improbability Device.
  2828. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout poured the contents of his Cup Of Tea over his Flying Carpet and moved forward 8 spaces.
  2829. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout attacked Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star with his Sword, but Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star deflected the attack with his Dragon Shield.
  2830. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner bought a Hamburger at the Mobile Beach Shop.
  2831. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner bought a Beach Ball at the Mobile Beach Shop.
  2832. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout smacked Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star back 8 spaces with his Hammer.
  2833. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner bought an Ice Cream at the Mobile Beach Shop.
  2834. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner bought a Beer at the Mobile Beach Shop.
  2835. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star is going to the Beach!
  2836. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner ate her Hamburger and ran 22 spaces forward.
  2837. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ rolled 9 + 6 = 15.
  2838. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star charged his Hammer with holy might.
  2839. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ read his cards...
  2840. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner smashed Club Of The Dagda on the ground!
  2841. - Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb got killed!
  2842. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb had Death Immunity and didn't die.
  2843. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] used Arcane Relocation to move Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star 10 spaces forward.
  2844. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] says: The hardest choices require the strongest wills Robocop
  2845. ...and chose to go to The Mystic Shop!
  2846. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ bought a Soulstone from the Mystic Shop.
  2847. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ bought an Ethereal Dagger from the Mystic Shop.
  2848. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ bought a Ring of Arcane Vision from the Mystic Shop.
  2849. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ bought a Dark Scroll: Disarm from the Mystic Shop.
  2850. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ bought an Ethereal Gem from the Mystic Shop.
  2851. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star used his Divine Blessing on himself, removed his Curse Of Cold and gained Empowered Dice!
  2852. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner threw her Beach Ball to space 159. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] and Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb jumped to space 159, bumped their heads and got incapacitated.
  2853. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] caught the ball!
  2854. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] rots in peace. (1)
  2855. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb skipped a turn.
  2856. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb ran 2 spaces back while on Fire.
  2857. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb's Dark Wand burned in the Fire.
  2858. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star's Apollo's Phoenix captured the essence of Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb's Dark Wand's ashes.
  2859. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb came out of her Schrödinger's Box and died.
  2860. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ used his Bling Bot to make his Ring Of Arcane Vision Soulbound.
  2861. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] skipped a turn.
  2862. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout rolled 11 + 3 = 14.
  2863. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout rolled 8 + 3 = 11.
  2864. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: Guess I can cook now
  2865. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout's The Cornucopia generated a Watermelon!
  2866. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout's Butter Bot made the Watermelon Delicious!
  2867. Heinz had a Roll Streak of 2!
  2868. Jukebox: Super Paper Mario - Ready Go
  2869. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout used his Improbability Device and found a sleeping bear!
  2870. ...and tried to catch the Bear with his Pocket Ball, but it fizzled.
  2871. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: Actually nah
  2872. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout says: huh
  2873. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout says: rip
  2874. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ combined his Boots with his Ethereal Gem to create Spirit Slippers.
  2875. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ used his Spirit Slippers to walk forward to space 156.
  2876. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner's Beer turned Ethereal.
  2877. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout purchased a Clonegg 5000 for 8 Rupees.
  2878. The Bear became enraged and killed Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout... and walked off backward.
  2879. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: :(
  2880. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] rolled 4 + 8 = 12.
  2881. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] stood in front of the Pirate Ship.
  2882. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: I am not fast xD
  2883. To Longrod Von Hugendong: menos is
  2884. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] bought a tube of Sunscreen at the Mobile Beach Shop.
  2885. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] bought a Female Inflatable Crocodile at the Mobile Beach Shop.
  2886. To Longrod Von Hugendong: surprisingly fast
  2887. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] bought a Beer at the Mobile Beach Shop.
  2888. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] bought an Ice Cream at the Mobile Beach Shop.
  2889. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] bought a Beach Ball at the Mobile Beach Shop.
  2890. To Longrod Von Hugendong: I forgot he can sprint
  2891. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] rolled 5 + 4 = 9.
  2892. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington]'s Space Capacitator got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  2893. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] used his Improbability Device and won 100 Rupees in the lottery!
  2894. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner went forward 2 spaces thanks to Trade Routes.
  2895. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: Damn, nice win.
  2896. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star rolled 8 + 8 = 16.
  2897. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star rolled 4 + 8 = 12.
  2898. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star received a Speed Boost from his Guardian for 2 turns.
  2899. Sonic had a Roll Streak of 2!
  2900. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star bought a tube of Sunscreen at the Mobile Beach Shop.
  2901. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star bought a Female Inflatable Crocodile at the Mobile Beach Shop.
  2902. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star bought a Hamburger at the Mobile Beach Shop.
  2903. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star bought an Ice Cream at the Mobile Beach Shop.
  2904. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star bought a Beer at the Mobile Beach Shop.
  2905. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ whispers: mhm menos maybe dontme tier?
  2906. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] fed his Ice Cream to his Fridge Fairy which got charged with Guardian!
  2907. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] used his Fridge Fairy to give himself a Guardian.
  2908. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] gained a +4 Speed Boost for 1 turn from his Magic Affinity.
  2909. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop]'s Fridge Fairy got charged with Prime Evil.
  2910. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star let his Inflatable Crocodiles mate and received an Inflatable Egg!
  2911. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Volatile Oil got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  2912. You can't use your Roc's Feather while you're dead, buddy!
  2913. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] is back alive!
  2914. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Baetylus granted her an Auto-Resurrection for 6 turns.
  2915. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] used her Roc's Feather to jump forward 2 spaces.
  2916. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] is going to the Beach!
  2917. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] prepared her Baetylus to create a Doge.
  2918. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] used her Baetylus to give a Doge to herself.
  2919. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] received a Light Scroll: Energize.
  2920. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] entered the Magic Shop.
  2921. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] bought a Light Wand at the Magic Shop.
  2922. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] bought a Dark Wand at the Magic Shop.
  2923. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] charged her Light Wand with Energize at the Magic Shop.
  2924. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] charged her Orb with Energize at the Magic Shop.
  2925. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] charged her Dark Wand with Steal Item at the Magic Shop.
  2926. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star cast a Spell and broke a seal of his Sealed Container Of The Arcane. Only 4 seals remaining...
  2927. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star used his Dark Wand to curse Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] with the Curse Of Resurrection.
  2928. ***HEAT WAVE***
  2929. A heat wave caused all players to become Dehydrated! Drink something within 6 turns or die of thirst!
  2930. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] put on some Reflective Shades! Yeeeeaaaahhhh!
  2931. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] sacrificed a Skull to summon a Demon.
  2932. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] summoned a Poundfist.
  2933. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner rolled 11 + 3 = 14.
  2934. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star drank his Beer and is now Drunk.
  2935. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star drank a liquid and is no longer Dehydrated!
  2936. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner's Evasion wore off.
  2937. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ cast a Spell and broke the last seal of his Sealed Container Of The Arcane! The container opens...
  2938. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ used his Dark Wand to cast Steal Item on Enchanter Merchant [Robocop], but Enchanter Merchant [Robocop]'s Betazoid Conductor redirected the Spell! Enchanter Merchant [Robocop]'s cooldowns were decreased by 2 turns.
  2939. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] used his Betazoid Conductor to cast Steal Item on Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone], but Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] deflected the Spell!
  2940. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner entered the Magic Shop.
  2941. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner bought a Light Wand at the Magic Shop.
  2942. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner charged her Light Wand with Guardian at the Magic Shop.
  2943. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] used her Jewelizer to turn her Weed into a Ring Of Roll Streak.
  2944. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ whispers: gg
  2945. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star used The Force to knock Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout 5 spaces backward.
  2946. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner charged her Dark Wand with Prime Evil at the Magic Shop.
  2947. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner cast a Spell and broke the last seal of her Sealed Container Of The Arcane! The container opens...
  2948. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner used her Light Wand to give herself a Guardian.
  2949. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ rolled 11 + 6 = 17.
  2950. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner retrieved a Heart Of The BGO Slut from her Sealed Container Of The Arcane.
  2951. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s Ethereal Aura turned Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner's Pocket Ball Ethereal.
  2952. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s Speed Boost wore off.
  2953. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner retrieved a Mirror Shield from her Sealed Container Of The Arcane.
  2954. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner retrieved a Dys Action Figure from her Sealed Container Of The Arcane.
  2955. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ read a book and learned the Fisherman feat.
  2956. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner retrieved Darth Revan's Mask from her Sealed Container Of The Arcane.
  2957. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] used Chaos Infusion to lower the cooldown of her Baetylus by 5 turns!
  2958. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] is safely tucked underground. (2)
  2959. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ enchanted his Sealed Container Of The Arcane and made it Soulbound.
  2960. Spectator AzurHeart says: dys doll!
  2961. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb rots in peace. (1)
  2962. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] felt the Flow Of Magic and moved forward 3 spaces.
  2963. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] used her Light Wand to remove all skill cooldowns from herself! (Harvest Power, It's Summertime! and Call Demon)
  2964. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner tried to assassinate Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛, who got incapacitated.
  2965. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner used her Heart Of The BGO Slut to have sex with Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛.
  2966. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner's Heart Of The BGO Slut gained its first Flame Of Seduction.
  2967. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] sacrificed a Skull to summon a Demon.
  2968. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] rolled 4 + 4 = 8.
  2969. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] summoned a Spellbreaker.
  2970. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner slapped Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ 3 spaces forward with her Fish.
  2971. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] is going to the Beach!
  2972. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] received a Watermelon.
  2973. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] read his cards...
  2974. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner donated 100 Rupees to her Dys Action Figure to gain a random class.
  2975. Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner became a wild Druidess.
  2976. ...and chose to go to The Wizard Shop!
  2977. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner donated 15 Rupees to her Dys Action Figure to gain 2 stacks of Cards Of Fate.
  2978. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] siphoned the power from the Steal Item Spell on her Charged Dark Wand to gain Chaos Infusion.
  2979. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] bought a Tome of Magic at the Wizard Shop.
  2980. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner says: captain
  2981. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] bought a Magic Broom at the Wizard Shop.
  2982. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] bought a Deluminator at the Wizard Shop.
  2983. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner cast Entangling Roots on Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina].
  2984. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner shapeshifted into Crow Form and moved 1 space forward!
  2985. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] bought a Spellbinder's Charm at the Wizard Shop.
  2986. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner soared 6 spaces forwards.
  2987. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] bought an Orb at the Wizard Shop.
  2988. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] bought a Wizard Hat at the Wizard Shop.
  2989. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] bought a Fairy Crystal at the Wizard Shop.
  2990. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] bought a Staff at the Wizard Shop.
  2991. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner ate her Fish and went forward 5 spaces.
  2992. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] combined his Staff with a Magic Crystal and 25 Rupees.
  2993. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] charged his Staff with Mass Energize!
  2994. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner used her Dark Wand to cast Prime Evil!
  2995. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout stood on space 127, which is a prime number. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout moved back 25 spaces!
  2996. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star ate his Ice Cream, ran 4 spaces forward and gained Cold Head.
  2997. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout likes being dead. (1)
  2998. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] used Multiversal Flux to turn his Bucket into a Cursing Crown.
  2999. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] opened up his Tome of Magic. Inside are instructions for 4 spells.
  3000. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] rolled 12 + 8 = 20.
  3001. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] stood at a crossroads.
  3002. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] went to the Church.
  3003. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] received an Auto-Resurrection at the Church.
  3004. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] felt the Flow Of Magic and moved forward 4 spaces.
  3005. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] used his Light Staff to cast Mass Energize. Everyone had all their skill cooldowns reset!
  3006. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: That wash eashy. ...hic!
  3007. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] crawled into his Schrödinger's Box, becoming immune to death for 2 turns!
  3008. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] rolled 7 + 4 = 11.
  3009. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] pressed his Easy Button and gained a Delicious Aftertaste!
  3010. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] used his Quantum Quality and gained the No. skill for 12 turns!
  3011. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner sprinted 10 spaces forwards.
  3012. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington]'s Ring Of Earth Attunement got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  3013. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington]'s Curse Of Riches got removed by his Guardian.
  3014. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner soared 6 spaces forwards.
  3015. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] used Multiversal Flux to turn his Watermelon into a Spellbinder's Charm.
  3016. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner shapeshifted into Human Form and moved 1 space forward!
  3017. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] purchased Bacon Pancakes for 8 Rupees.
  3018. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] overcharged his Space Capacitator and got knocked back 36 spaces.
  3019. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner cast Entangling Roots on Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington].
  3020. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] swung Kronos' Sickle around and decreased 2 cooldowns by 1!
  3021. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] used the power of her Doge to give all nearby players something positive! Much excite! Very doge!
  3022. - Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] gained the Cards Of Fate effect!
  3023. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner is going to the Beach!
  3024. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] used Condense Magic on his Night Crystal!
  3025. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] waited too long and has 2 chances left. (Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ clicked for Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington])
  3026. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: Eashy button = Helpful Button :) ...hic!
  3027. Spectator #trash whispers: playing with genius
  3028. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] used Condense Magic to create a Dark Scroll: Deny.
  3029. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] prepared to summon a Demon and got cursed with Curse Of Relativity.
  3030. Jukebox: Combichrist - Blunt Royale
  3031. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] felt the Flow Of Magic and moved forward 3 spaces.
  3032. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] used Radiance to cast Nature's Blessing. All players received 2 plant based items.
  3033. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout's Butter Bot made the Lemon Delicious!
  3034. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout's Butter Bot made the Pumpkin Delicious!
  3035. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] gained an additional item.
  3036. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star's Butter Bot made the Jalapenos Delicious!
  3037. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star's Butter Bot made the Potato Delicious!
  3038. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] says: opps
  3039. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] read the instructions for Detonation in his Tome of Magic.
  3040. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] ate his Lemon and ran 4 spaces forward.
  3041. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] felt the Flow Of Magic and moved forward 4 spaces.
  3042. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] used his Tome of Magic to activate all explosives with the Detonation Spell!
  3043. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout's Glue Mine exploded!
  3044. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] got glued to the floor and got Rooted.
  3045. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout got glued to the floor and got Rooted.
  3046. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout's Holy Hand Grenade exploded!
  3047. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout's corpse was blown high into the air.
  3048. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] got killed by a Holy Hand Grenade!
  3049. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop]'s death was blocked by Auto-Resurrection!
  3050. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] ate his Pumpkin and moved forward 3 spaces.
  3051. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] enchanted his Azure Bracelet and made it Fireproof.
  3052. Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout says: lol
  3053. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] bought a Hamburger at the Mobile Beach Shop.
  3054. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] bought a tube of Sunscreen at the Mobile Beach Shop.
  3055. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] read the instructions for Polymorph in his Tome of Magic.
  3056. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] drank his Beer and is now Drunk.
  3057. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] drank a liquid and is no longer Dehydrated!
  3058. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] felt the Flow Of Magic and moved forward 5 spaces.
  3059. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] used his Tome of Magic to turn Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] into a Pigeon!
  3060. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] ate his Hamburger and ran 22 spaces forward.
  3061. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner donated 5 Rupees to her Dys Action Figure to change Alchemist Merchant [Heinz] The Swift Scout's name to AMoistFart.
  3062. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner donated 10 Rupees to her Dys Action Figure to gain a bit of Luck.
  3063. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star ate his Potato and moved forward 6 spaces.
  3064. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout says: Wait
  3065. To Longrod Von Hugendong: >menos
  3066. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star used his Jalapenos to make his Hamburger Spicy.
  3067. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner says: >:)
  3068. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star rolled 8 + 8 = 16.
  3069. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] used Radiance to cast Spell Shield on himself.
  3070. To Longrod Von Hugendong: that's tigtrivers
  3071. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star's Apollo's Phoenix made a Lightsaber arise from the ashes.
  3072. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star ate his Hamburger and ran 22 spaces forward.
  3073. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star ate something Spicy and set Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] and himself on Fire!
  3074. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] used his Fridge Fairy to cast Prime Evil!
  3075. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] stood on space 101, which is a prime number. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] moved back 25 spaces!
  3076. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] didn't move because he was Rooted.
  3077. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star stood on space 193, which is a prime number. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star moved back 25 spaces!
  3078. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star used his Improbability Device and found a charged Light Wand.
  3079. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout says: you better hope i dont steal that from you
  3080. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star cast a Spell and broke a seal of his Sealed Container Of The Arcane. Only 3 seals remaining...
  3081. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star used his Light Wand to protect himself with the Save Point spell. The Save Point effect is locked on space 168!
  3082. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] dispelled Guardian from Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star.
  3083. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] rolled 3 + 5 = 8.
  3084. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] resurrected Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout with her Curse Of Resurrection.
  3085. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Roc's Feather got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  3086. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] resurrected Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb with her Curse Of Resurrection.
  3087. Entangling Roots shot up from space 221!
  3088. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] got Rooted!
  3089. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] didn't move because he was Rooted.
  3090. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] didn't move because he was Rooted.
  3091. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout didn't move because he was Rooted.
  3092. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] is going to the Beach!
  3093. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: Why BUZZ?! ...hic!
  3094. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ whispers: l o l
  3095. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] ate a muffin and gained 2 karma.
  3096. ***MINIGAME INCOMING!***
  3097. A Minigame will take place in the next Round Effects! Be ready!
  3098. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] ate his Free Shavacadoo and gained Superfood for 9 turns!
  3099. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout used his Lure Whistle on Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] and stole his Cow.
  3100. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] ate his Watermelon, ran 1 space forward and gained 4 Watermelon Seeds.
  3101. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] ate a refreshing Watermelon and is no longer Dehydrated!
  3102. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner rolled 9 + 3 = 12.
  3103. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout played on The Pied Piper's Pipe to try to steal a random Living item from all nearby players.
  3104. - Enchanter Merchant [Robocop]'s Crabs.
  3105. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout didn't move because he was Rooted.
  3106. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] didn't move because he was Rooted.
  3107. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] didn't move because he was Rooted.
  3108. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner read her cards...
  3109. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star used his Quantum Quality and gained Temporary Fire Immunity for 10 turns!
  3110. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] played on The Pied Piper's Pipe to try to steal a random Living item from all nearby players.
  3111. - Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout's Cow.
  3112. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout caught his Crabs with his Pocket Ball!
  3113. Spectator #trash says: lmao
  3114. ...and chose to go to The Deaf Genie!
  3115. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner encountered the Deaf Genie!
  3116. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] used his Deluminator to absorb the Fire effects from all players in a 15 space radius! The Deluminator absorbed 1 stack!
  3117. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] unleashed the power from his Charged Deluminator!
  3118. - Arcane Vision for 10 turns!
  3119. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner made a wish at the Deaf Genie and received +1 Speed!
  3120. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout ate a Tomato and walked 5 spaces forward.
  3121. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout didn't move because he was Rooted.
  3122. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ skipped a turn.
  3123. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner purchased an Easy Button for 9 Rupees.
  3124. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ used his Bling Bot to make his Ring Of Arcane Vision Frostproof.
  3125. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner pressed her Easy Button and gained +1 Speed!
  3126. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used Condense Magic on her Space Capacitator and created a Night Crystal!
  3127. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star charged his Hammer with holy might.
  3128. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used her Quantum Quality and gained the Pacman skill for 7 turns!
  3129. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ used his Tablet Of Destinies to copy Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Turkey!
  3130. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ gained Cards Of Fate!
  3131. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout used his Clonegg 5000 to start cloning his Wabbajack!
  3132. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark]'s Caffeine Rush wore off.
  3133. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] rejoined the living!
  3134. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star is going to the Beach!
  3135. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ is going to the Beach!
  3136. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ used Condense Magic on his Night Crystal!
  3137. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] purchased some Unstable Warp Plasm for 7 Rupees.
  3138. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ used Condense Magic to create a Light Scroll: Spell Shield.
  3139. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used Multiversal Flux to turn her Skinning Knife into a Dark Scroll: Steal Item.
  3140. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] received a Light Scroll: Energize.
  3141. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] stood at a crossroads.
  3142. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ enchanted his Soulstone and made it Soulbound.
  3143. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] threw their Sudarshana Chakra towards Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]!
  3144. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] went to the Old Mine.
  3145. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] is going to the Engineering Shop!
  3146. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] entered the Cave.
  3147. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] released his Unstable Warp Plasm, but he was not on Fire, so the Unstable Warp Plasm just dissolved.
  3148. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout concocted a bottle of Antifreeze.
  3149. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ prepared to summon a Demon and got cursed with Curse Of Riches.
  3150. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] went through the narrow passage, found a Hookshot and went forward 6 spaces.
  3151. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout used his Bottle Of Antifreeze to make his Primed Clonegg 5000 Frostproof.
  3152. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ summoned a Power Imp.
  3153. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb rolled 12 + 3 = 15.
  3154. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ siphoned the power from a Skull to gain Chaos Infusion.
  3155. ***Auction Time!***
  3156. The player who places the highest secret bid wins!
  3157. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout played a chord on his Guitar and Silenced and knocked away Enchanter Merchant [Robocop].
  3158. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] didn't move because he was Rooted.
  3159. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] sued Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner!
  3160. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star used Multiversal Flux to turn his Jalapenos into a Pearl Necklace.
  3161. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb bought a Hamburger at the Mobile Beach Shop.
  3162. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout has placed a bid!
  3163. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb bought an Ice Cream at the Mobile Beach Shop.
  3164. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] has placed a bid!
  3165. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] has placed a bid!
  3166. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] has placed a bid!
  3167. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] used Multiversal Flux to turn their Squirting Flower into a Frigid Fairy.
  3168. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] ate their Potato and moved forward 2 spaces.
  3169. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] was a Herbivore and gained a Speed Boost.
  3170. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star equipped his Pearl Necklace.
  3171. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] killed Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star's with Hofud. Hofud became transdimensional!
  3172. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] gained 3 Rupees through Bounty Hunting.
  3173. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] rolled 4 + 6 = 10.
  3174. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] rolled 10 + 6 = 16.
  3175. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] rolled 6 + 6 = 12.
  3176. "That is a goddamn fine Roll Streak, soldier!"
  3177. Don Vito Corleone had a Roll Streak of 3!
  3178. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] says: can someone get teemo the fuck away from me
  3179. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] used his Improbability Device and found some cool items.
  3180. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: ... ...hic!
  3181. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] says: these silences are annoying af
  3182. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ ate his Fish and went forward 3 spaces.
  3183. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ was a Carnivore and gained Man Mode.
  3184. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] used Hofud to teleport to space 188!
  3185. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] threw his Beach Ball to space 219. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] and Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner jumped to space 219, bumped their heads and got incapacitated.
  3186. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] caught the ball!
  3187. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb played a chord on her Guitar and Silenced and knocked away Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛.
  3188. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: FOCUSH. ON. THE. LEAD. :/
  3189. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout says: you stole my fridge fairy
  3190. TNT placed.
  3191. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone]'s TNT exploded!
  3192. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner got killed by TNT!
  3193. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] made a kill, causing The Glory Of Ten Powers' cycle to reset.
  3194. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] got killed by TNT!
  3195. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] received 32 Rupees from Life Insurance!
  3196. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] made a kill, causing The Glory Of Ten Powers' cycle to reset.
  3197. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] got killed by TNT!
  3198. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s death was blocked by Auto-Resurrection!
  3199. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] got killed by TNT!
  3200. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] had Death Immunity and didn't die.
  3201. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] used their Quantum Quality and gained the The Force skill!
  3202. Spectator Haxzy is now observing the game.
  3203. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout says: i can only guitar people near me
  3204. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout says: REEE
  3205. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout rolled 10 + 3 = 13.
  3206. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout didn't move because he was Rooted.
  3207. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ says: hi hazzy
  3208. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] used The Force to knock Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ 5 spaces backward.
  3209. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout entered the Magic Shop.
  3210. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout bought a Light Wand at the Magic Shop.
  3211. Spectator AzurHeart says: hi hazz
  3212. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] used his Ethereal Gloves to use an item.
  3213. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] used his EMP Generator but didn't disable any devices.
  3214. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] used Resurrect on himself. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] received an Auto-Resurrection for one turn.
  3215. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used Arcane Relocation to move herself 3 spaces forward.
  3216. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb crawled into her Schrödinger's Box, becoming immune to death for 2 turns!
  3217. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] used her Ring Of Dispel to dispel Curse Of Resurrection from herself and gained a Magic Scroll.
  3218. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout charged his Light Wand with Guardian at the Magic Shop.
  3219. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] confiscated Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout's Charged Light Wand as evidence.
  3220. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: Ned, You are my next T A R G E T : )
  3221. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] used their Light Wand to give themself a Guardian.
  3222. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout charged his Charged Dark Wand with Inverted Dice at the Magic Shop.
  3223. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: =)
  3224. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: :O
  3225. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ lowered his Arctic Aegis and lost Frostfire Protection and Algid Revenge.
  3226. Spectator Haxzy says: hiya Longrod
  3227. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] rolled 10 + 8 = 18.
  3228. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] didn't move because he was Rooted.
  3229. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop]'s Speed Boost wore off.
  3230. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] prepared her Baetylus to create a Squirrel.
  3231. Jukebox: Deep Purple - No One Came
  3232. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout used his Dark Wand to cast Inverted Dice on Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]!
  3233. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] used her Baetylus to give a Squirrel to herself.
  3234. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb lassoed Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] successfully!
  3235. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb ate Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark]. WACKA WACKA!
  3236. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb received 15 bonus Rupees!
  3237. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] knew the answer and received a +4 Speed Boost.
  3238. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used her Roc's Feather to jump forward 3 spaces.
  3239. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] caught the Yarly Owl with his Pocket Ball!
  3240. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] ate her Honeycomb and moved forward 10 spaces.
  3241. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: :O
  3242. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: Hey Haxzy, how are u? ...hic!
  3243. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] purchased a Honeycomb for 6 Rupees.
  3244. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] used her Ketchup to make her Honeycomb Delicious.
  3245. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington]'s Time Travel Condom got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  3246. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop]'s Yarly Owl says: 'A maelstrom is a powerful whirlpool. YA RLY!'
  3247. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb injected herself with her Syringe's fluid and gained the Cards Of Fate effect, Temporary Frost Immunity for 10 turns and Common Cold.
  3248. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] peacefully rots away. (1)
  3249. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] used his Ethereal Gloves to use an item.
  3250. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] turned Sampo's handle counterclockwise and gained Empowered Dice!
  3251. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb ate her Lemon, ran 4 spaces forward and removed her Common Cold.
  3252. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: Alsho now you are ded, Ned. ...hic!
  3253. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ shot Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb 5 spaces back with an arrow up the butt!
  3254. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star's Apollo's Phoenix made a Dark Wand arise from the ashes.
  3255. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star is sober again.
  3256. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ smacked Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb back 7 spaces with his Hammer.
  3257. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star is safely tucked underground. (1)
  3258. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] used Chaos Infusion to lower the cooldown of her Baetylus by 5 turns!
  3259. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] used their Shaking Ass Taunt on Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star.
  3260. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] rolled 7 + 5 = 12 with inverted dice.
  3261. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] had a Roll Streak and broke a seal of her Sealed Container Of Force. Only 7 seals remaining...
  3262. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] rolled 9 + 5 = 14 with inverted dice.
  3263. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Hammer got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  3264. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] resurrected Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star with her Curse Of Resurrection.
  3265. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Curse Of Resurrection wore off.
  3266. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Inverted Dice wore off.
  3267. Facepuncherina had a Roll Streak of 2!
  3268. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb enchanted her Banana and made it Delicious.
  3269. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] prepared her Baetylus to create a Rooster.
  3270. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] used her Baetylus to give a Rooster to herself.
  3271. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] fished on the Beach and caught a Fish.
  3272. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] filled her Bucket with water on the Beach.
  3273. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout aimed his Sniper Rifle at Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina].
  3274. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout can shoot in 8 seconds!
  3275. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ used Chaos Infusion to lower the cooldown of his Tablet Of Destinies by 5 turns!
  3276. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] bought an Ice Cream at the Mobile Beach Shop.
  3277. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] bought a Hamburger at the Mobile Beach Shop.
  3278. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] bought a Female Inflatable Crocodile at the Mobile Beach Shop.
  3279. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] bought a Beach Ball at the Mobile Beach Shop.
  3280. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] bought a Beer at the Mobile Beach Shop.
  3281. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout shot Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] dead with his Sniper Rifle! BOOM HEADSHOT!
  3282. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Peridot Necklace generated a Creeping Fungus.
  3283. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] gained a Skull.
  3284. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] died at the Mobile Beach Shop somehow.
  3285. *** COLOR COMBOS! ***
  3286. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout won the Auction and received a Candy Cane, a Monkey, Weed and a Raven as well as Curse Of Riches!
  3287. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout's Butter Bot made the Candy Cane Delicious!
  3288. Longrod Von Hugendong scored 20 points, won the Color Combos minigame and received a Biologist's Loot Crate and a Deluminator!
  3289. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star threw his Beach Ball to space 176. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb jumped to space 176 and caught it!
  3290. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb ate her Banana and ran 7 spaces forward.
  3291. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb ate Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛. WACKA WACKA!
  3292. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb received 20 bonus Rupees!
  3293. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ gained a Skull.
  3294. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout's Monkey stole and ate Enchanter Merchant [Robocop]'s Banana.
  3295. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: i suck at that game
  3296. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner is still dead. (1)
  3297. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: Dammit Doil, you should have gave me that living box.
  3298. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star crawled into his Schrödinger's Box, becoming immune to death for 2 turns!
  3299. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout ate his Watermelon, ran 6 spaces forward and gained 3 Watermelon Seeds.
  3300. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout ate his Pumpkin and moved forward 6 spaces.
  3301. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout ate his Lemon and ran 7 spaces forward.
  3302. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout ate a Tomato and walked 5 spaces forward.
  3303. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ reincarnated as a Dog.
  3304. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout ate a Tomato and walked 5 spaces forward.
  3305. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ pushed one of his siblings away and gained 2 karma.
  3306. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark]'s Sudarshana Chakra killed Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star.
  3307. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star had Death Immunity and didn't die.
  3308. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark]'s Speed Boost wore off.
  3309. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout used his Alchemize skill to turn 8 Rupees into a Bling Bot.
  3310. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] is still pushing the daisies. (1)
  3311. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout used his Bling Bot to make his Ley Prism Soulbound.
  3312. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used her Dark Scroll to cast Steal Item on Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone], but Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone]'s Spellbinder's Charm absorbed the Spell!
  3313. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb rolled 10 + 3 = 13.
  3314. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb's Ni! effect faded.
  3315. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout went forward 3 spaces thanks to Trade Routes.
  3316. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb received a Coconut.
  3317. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb read her cards...
  3318. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star is gonna visit Ooo.
  3319. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout ate his Candy Cane and ran forward 10 spaces.
  3320. You can't use your It's Summertime! while you're dead, buddy!
  3321. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] felt the Flow Of Magic and moved forward 3 spaces.
  3322. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] used his Spellbinder's Charm to cast Steal Item on Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner, but Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner deflected the Spell!
  3323. ...and chose to go to The Dragon!
  3324. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb got killed by the angry dragon.
  3325. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb had Death Immunity and didn't die.
  3326. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] read the instructions for Spell Shield in his Tome of Magic.
  3327. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] felt the Flow Of Magic and moved forward 5 spaces.
  3328. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] used his Tome of Magic to cast Spell Shield on himself.
  3329. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout transmuted his Dark Wand and gained 7 Rupees.
  3330. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb ate her Hamburger and ran 19 spaces forward.
  3331. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] rolled 7 + 6 = 13.
  3332. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] rolled 6 + 6 = 12.
  3333. Don Vito Corleone had a Roll Streak of 2!
  3334. Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] became an Overlord!
  3335. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout used his Pocket Ball to send the Crabs after Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone]. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] got infected with Crabs, naturally.
  3336. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] came out of his Schrödinger's Box and died.
  3337. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone]'s death was blocked by Auto-Resurrection!
  3338. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used Multiversal Flux to turn her Banana Peel into a Drunkard’s Bar.
  3339. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] bounced 2 spaces forward on his ACME Pogo-Stick.
  3340. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] bounced 4 spaces forward on his ACME Pogo-Stick.
  3341. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout says: no
  3342. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] bounced 3 spaces forward on his ACME Pogo-Stick.
  3343. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout says: no
  3344. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: ...
  3345. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout says: no
  3346. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used her Light Scroll to cast Life Shield on herself.
  3347. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb gained a +4 Speed Boost for 1 turn from her Magic Affinity.
  3348. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] bounced 2 spaces forward on his ACME Pogo-Stick.
  3349. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ says: lol OL
  3350. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout says: WHY
  3351. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: Well this is a turn of events.
  3352. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: oh i missed THAt
  3353. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner says: wuat
  3354. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] bought an Explosive Sheep at the Engineering Shop.
  3355. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner says: what happened
  3356. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] released his Explosive Sheep forward.
  3357. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] caught his own Explosive Sheep with his Pocket Ball!
  3358. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout says: overlord
  3359. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: I MUST PROTECT THE OVERLORD FOR ACHIEVEMENT!
  3360. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout says: overlord on the fucking leader
  3361. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] used his Bottle Of Antifreeze to make his Roc's Feather Frostproof.
  3362. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] used his Pocket Ball to make his Explosive Sheep explode near Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb!
  3363. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] got knocked 10 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
  3364. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] was dead and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
  3365. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] got knocked 16 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
  3366. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] was dead and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
  3367. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb got killed by an Explosive Sheep!
  3368. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb had Death Immunity and didn't die.
  3369. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner got knocked 15 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
  3370. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner was dead and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
  3371. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout is gonna use his Diss Card: Death.
  3372. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] successfully sliced his Coconut with his Sword and created Two Halves Of Coconut.
  3373. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout rolled 10 + 3 = 13.
  3374. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout's The Cornucopia generated a flask of Liquid Luck!
  3375. Spectator AzurHeart says: cant get normal achs in wildmode
  3376. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] used Multiversal Flux to turn his Sheep Activator into a Green Mushroom.
  3377. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used her Light Scroll to remove all skill cooldowns from herself! (Quantum Quality, Enchant, Multiversal Flux, Schrödinger's Box, Condense Magic and Arcane Relocation)
  3378. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb gained a +4 Speed Boost for 1 turn from her Magic Affinity.
  3379. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout had all his curses removed at the Church. (Curse Of Riches)
  3380. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s Sound Blaster: 'Focus on the player in the lead!'
  3381. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] rolled 7 + 8 = 15.
  3382. Spectator AzurHeart says: only minigames and wildmode achs
  3383. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used her Quantum Quality and gained the Cards Of Fate effect!
  3384. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] received a War Helmet from his Guardian.
  3385. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop]'s Temporary Silence wore off.
  3386. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: Oof... RIP.
  3387. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] ran into a bear...
  3388. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] used his Tablet Of Destinies to destroy Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb's Two Halves Of Coconut!
  3389. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] gained Cards Of Fate!
  3390. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: This is your fault Doil xD
  3391. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used her Light Wand to cast Spell Shield on herself.
  3392. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb gained a +4 Speed Boost for 1 turn from her Magic Affinity.
  3393. ...ran for his life...
  3394. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner says: for the love of god
  3395. ...and scared the Bear forward!
  3396. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb charged her Light Wand with Save Point!
  3397. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] ate his Lemon, ran 1 space forward and removed his Crabs.
  3398. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington]'s Ethereal Gloves got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  3399. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] is sober again.
  3400. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] peacefully rots away. (2)
  3401. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner says: if we dont fuck them up
  3402. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner says: hard
  3403. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used Condense Magic on her Poison and created a Lovely Crystal!
  3404. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout whispers: Yes! Yes!
  3405. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout shouted 'Yes! Yes!', gained 16 Rupees and went forward 16 spaces.
  3406. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used Multiversal Flux to turn her Bow & Arrows into a Fridge Fairy.
  3407. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] used his Roc's Feather to jump forward 3 spaces.
  3408. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] banged his Two Halves Of Coconut together to ride forward 11 spaces.
  3409. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star rolled 6 + 8 = 14.
  3410. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star's Speed Boost wore off.
  3411. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb fed her Ice Cream to her Fridge Fairy which got charged with Spell Reflect!
  3412. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] used Arcane Relocation to move Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] 9 spaces backward.
  3413. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] dispelled Cards Of Fate from Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb.
  3414. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used her Fridge Fairy to cast Spell Reflect on herself.
  3415. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb gained a +4 Speed Boost for 1 turn from her Magic Affinity.
  3416. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb's Fridge Fairy got charged with Life Link.
  3417. Spectator #trash whispers: i killed everybody with my empowered plush downie
  3418. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star received a Watermelon.
  3419. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star's Butter Bot made the Watermelon Delicious!
  3420. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] fed his Pumpkin to his Fridge Fairy which got charged with Spell Shield!
  3421. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] used his Fridge Fairy to cast Spell Shield on himself.
  3422. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] gained a +4 Speed Boost for 1 turn from his Magic Affinity.
  3423. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop]'s Fridge Fairy got charged with Living Bomb.
  3424. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used her Fridge Fairy to cast Life Link on Enchanter Merchant [Robocop], but Enchanter Merchant [Robocop]'s Spell Shield absorbed the Spell!
  3425. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star water skied 6 spaces forward.
  3426. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star water skied another 6 spaces forward.
  3427. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb is going to the Beach!
  3428. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star water skied another 8 spaces forward.
  3429. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star jumped the shark, smacked into the water surface and was saved by Pamela Anderson!
  3430. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used Arcane Relocation to move herself 5 spaces forward.
  3431. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Signal Jammer got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  3432. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] used his Fridge Fairy to turn Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] into a Living Bomb!
  3433. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop]'s Azure Bracelet Froze Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone]'s Wizard Robes for 5 turns.
  3434. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star used his Divine Blessing on Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner, removed her Curse Of Relativity and gained Empowered Dice!
  3435. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] is still dead. (1)
  3436. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout successfully smashed his Flask of Mojo with his Hammer and created Broken Glass.
  3437. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: Nice.
  3438. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout melted his Broken Glass to reduce his Concoct cooldown by 3 and to increase his options to 6.
  3439. It's not your turn, Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]. Perhaps you've been hypnotized or someone else already clicked for you!
  3440. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner got resurrected by her Guardian.
  3441. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout is going to the Magic Shop!
  3442. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner bought a Tractor Beam at the Future Shop.
  3443. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner bought an Improbability Device at the Future Shop.
  3444. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner bought a Clonegg 5000 at the Future Shop.
  3445. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner bought a Lightsaber at the Future Shop.
  3446. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb successfully sliced her Coconut with her Sword and created Two Halves Of Coconut.
  3447. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner bought a Space Capacitator at the Future Shop.
  3448. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] activated Man Mode! Let's go balls deep!
  3449. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ rolled 5 + 4 = 9.
  3450. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s Temporary Silence wore off.
  3451. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner used her Clonegg 5000 to start cloning her Tractor Beam!
  3452. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] drank his Beer and is now Drunk.
  3453. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] drank a liquid and is no longer Dehydrated!
  3454. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: 3 more magic spells...
  3455. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb thrusted Mjölnir forwards and landed on space 235!
  3456. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ caught the frisbee and gained 2 karma.
  3457. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner attracted Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] with her Tractor Beam, who got pulled 10 spaces back.
  3458. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ is human again.
  3459. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner is gonna use her Improbability Device.
  3460. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ used his Tablet Of Destinies to copy Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington]'s Jinxed Jewel Of Impotence!
  3461. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ gained Cards Of Fate!
  3462. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner shapeshifted into Crow Form and moved 1 space forward!
  3463. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone]'s Man Mode has ended.
  3464. To Miss Choksondik: he has man mode
  3465. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner soared 4 spaces forwards.
  3466. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ used his Bling Bot to make his Ring Of Poison Immunity Frostproof.
  3467. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark]'s Sudarshana Chakra killed Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛.
  3468. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ gained a Skull.
  3469. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] gained 3 Rupees through Bounty Hunting.
  3470. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] got resurrected by their Guardian.
  3471. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner knocked all her enemies 2 spaces back with her Space Capacitator.
  3472. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] used the Time Machine...
  3473. ...and ended up in the Prehistory!
  3474. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] got carried 16 spaces forward by a Pterodactyl.
  3475. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] caught a Pterodactyl with their Pocket Ball!
  3476. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb enchanted her Two Halves Of Coconut and made them Soulbound.
  3477. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb rolled 10 + 7 = 17.
  3478. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb came out of her Schrödinger's Box and died.
  3479. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb's death was blocked thanks to Life Shield and gained a renewed Life Shield!
  3480. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] used their Pocket Ball to send a Pterodactyl after Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone]. The Pterodactyl picks up Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] and drops him 9 spaces backward.
  3481. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb fished on the Beach and caught a Fish.
  3482. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb bought a Hamburger at the Mobile Beach Shop.
  3483. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb bought an Ice Cream at the Mobile Beach Shop.
  3484. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] used Global Multiversal Flux to turn their Light Wand into some Sneezing Powder.
  3485. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner's Light Wand turned into a Ley Prism.
  3486. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star's Light Wand turned into a Pillow.
  3487. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s Light Wand turned into a Signal Jammer.
  3488. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop]'s Light Wand turned into an ACME Rocket.
  3489. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb's Charged Light Wand turned into a Dark Scroll: Dark Sacrifice.
  3490. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Light Wand turned into a Green Dragon Egg.
  3491. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb bought a Female Inflatable Crocodile at the Mobile Beach Shop.
  3492. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: OBJECTION!
  3493. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone]'s turn ends.
  3494. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] cast Hellfire and died horribly!
  3495. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] got killed by Hellfire!
  3496. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] was a Living Bomb and exploded on space 253!
  3497. - Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb was blown to pieces!
  3498. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb's death was blocked thanks to Life Shield and gained a renewed Life Shield!
  3499. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb got killed by Hellfire!
  3500. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb's death was blocked thanks to Life Shield and it wore off.
  3501. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] crawled into their Schrödinger's Box, becoming immune to death for 2 turns!
  3502. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb crawled into her Schrödinger's Box, becoming immune to death for 2 turns!
  3503. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout rolled 4 + 3 = 7.
  3504. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] slaughtered his Cow and made a Sausage!
  3505. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout received a cloned Wabbajack from his Primed Clonegg 5000!
  3506. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ banged his Two Halves Of Coconut together to ride forward 7 spaces.
  3507. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] used their Light Scroll to remove all skill cooldowns from themself! (Schrödinger's Box, Confiscate Evidence, The Force, Quantum Quality, Multiversal Flux, Sue and Objection!)
  3508. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] confiscated Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s Two Halves Of Coconut as evidence.
  3509. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star used Multiversal Flux to turn his Pillow into a Tiara Of Transcendence.
  3510. Jukebox: Ninja Sex Party - Let's Get This Terrible Party Started!
  3511. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] sued Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb!
  3512. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout received a Lemon.
  3513. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout's Butter Bot made the Lemon Delicious!
  3514. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: Well now that is useful.
  3515. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] used their Quantum Quality and gained a Spell Shield for 12 turns!
  3516. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout's diss card killed Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb.
  3517. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb had Death Immunity and didn't die.
  3518. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb aimed her Hookshot forward, hit Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] and moved to space 252.
  3519. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star mutilated Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s dead body with his Blue Lightsaber.
  3520. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] rolled 4 + 8 = 12.
  3521. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout used his Bling Bot to make his Ley Prism Fireproof.
  3522. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star's Blue Lightsaber broke because it was out of energy.
  3523. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] received a Coconut.
  3524. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb raised Club Of The Dagda to the skies!
  3525. - Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] got revived!
  3526. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb received 1 Magic Crystal!
  3527. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] took the bucket from the lolrus.
  3528. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] threw Sneezing Powder around them!
  3529. - Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star sneezed himself 5 back!
  3530. - Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] sneezed themself 6 back!
  3531. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] resurrected thanks to Faith.
  3532. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington]'s Prism Of Ooo got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  3533. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] threw Sneezing Powder around them!
  3534. - Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout sneezed himself 5 back!
  3535. - Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] sneezed themself 5 back!
  3536. - Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star sneezed himself 4 back!
  3537. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] threw Sneezing Powder around them!
  3538. - Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] sneezed themself 5 back!
  3539. - Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout sneezed himself 4 back!
  3540. - Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star sneezed himself 5 back!
  3541. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] says: ?
  3542. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star cuts a 'Z' in a door with his Sword.
  3543. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] received a Banana.
  3544. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] aimed their Hookshot forward, hit Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star and moved to space 187.
  3545. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] enchanted his Reflective Shades and made them Fireproof.
  3546. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] ate his Banana and ran 4 spaces forward.
  3547. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] swung Kronos' Sickle around and decreased 5 cooldowns by 1!
  3548. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] carelessly threw down his Banana Peel behind him.
  3549. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used her Dark Scroll to cast Dark Sacrifice. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb died and cursed:
  3550. * Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] with Curse Of Cold.
  3551. * Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] with Curse Of Cold.
  3552. * Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ with Curse Of Cold.
  3553. * Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star with Curse Of Resurrection.
  3554. * Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout with Curse Of Riches.
  3555. * Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] with Curse Of Resurrection.
  3556. * Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] with Curse Of Relativity.
  3557. * Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] with Curse Of Cold.
  3558. * Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner with Curse Of Relativity.
  3559. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb had Death Immunity and didn't die.
  3560. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] got shot by the mafia. Apparently Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] was the killer!
  3561. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] shouted 'Ni!' at Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star.
  3562. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] used Multiversal Flux to turn their Prism Of Ooo into a Gun.
  3563. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: Lol Robocop xD
  3564. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] is gonna use their Gun.
  3565. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star rolled 4 + 4 = 8.
  3566. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star rolled 7 + 4 = 11.
  3567. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star came out of his Schrödinger's Box and died.
  3568. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star's Tiara Of Transcendence got charged with Liquidize!
  3569. Sonic had a Roll Streak of 2!
  3570. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] aimed their Hookshot forward, hit Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ and moved to space 196.
  3571. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star couldn't wait to hit something with his Holy Hammer.
  3572. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] says: ...
  3573. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star is still dead. (1)
  3574. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Light Scroll: Nature's Blessing got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  3575. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Skull got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  3576. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] is still dead. (2)
  3577. *** LEGENDARY DISCOVERY! ***
  3578. Everyone received a Wildcard: Shops!
  3579. Income - Everyone gained 10 Rupees.
  3580. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner used Force Boost to grant herself Empowered Dice!
  3581. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner discovered The Cornucopia! Woah, legendary!
  3582. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner rolled 9 + 5 = 14.
  3583. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner rolled 10 + 5 = 15.
  3584. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] slipped on Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington]'s Banana Peel and had to skip a turn.MythBusters - Banana Peel Slip
  3585. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] was dead and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
  3586. Miss Choksondik had a Roll Streak of 2!
  3587. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] discovered Claíomh Solais! Woah, legendary!
  3588. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] discovered Tablet Of Destinies! Woah, legendary!
  3589. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] used his Tablet Of Destinies to copy Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s Soulstone!
  3590. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] gained Cards Of Fate!
  3591. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner used her Tablet Of Destinies to copy Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone]'s ACME Pogo-Stick!
  3592. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner gained Cards Of Fate!
  3593. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] stored a part of his soul in his Soulstone.
  3594. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb discovered Book Of Thoth! Woah, legendary!
  3595. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] discovered The Cornucopia! Woah, legendary!
  3596. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner received a Coconut.
  3597. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner encountered some tough guys from the mafia.
  3598. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb prepared the Curse Of Relativity spell from her Book Of Thoth.
  3599. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner delivered a package for the Godfather and moved back 8 spaces.
  3600. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s Ethereal Aura turned Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star's Odin's Shieldbreaker Ethereal.
  3601. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s Sealed Container Of The Arcane got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  3602. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used her Book Of Thoth to cast Curse Of Relativity on Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone], but Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone]'s Spell Shield absorbed the Spell!
  3603. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ rots in peace. (1)
  3604. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] rolled 8 + 5 = 13.
  3605. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] rolled double fours and broke a seal of their Sealed Container Of The Gemini. Only 4 seals remaining...
  3606. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: Hmm, I have the option to choose BRAHMASTRA....
  3607. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] fed his Lumpy Space Candy to his Fridge Fairy which got charged with On Love's Wings!
  3608. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] aimed a gun at Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb.
  3609. DUEL TIME!
  3610. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] charged his Orb with Burden!
  3611. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout discovered Sampo! Woah, legendary!
  3612. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout turned Sampo's handle counterclockwise and gained Empowered Dice!
  3613. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] used his Dark Orb to cast Burden on Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb, but Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb's Spell Shield absorbed the Spell!
  3614. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: Brahmastra, Dagda, Sickle... or Kris.
  3615. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb can now be kicked after waiting too long! (Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] clicked for Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb)
  3616. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: They all sound useful.
  3617. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner ate her Ice Cream, ran 3 spaces forward and gained Cold Head.
  3618. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout purchased a piece of Lumpy Space Candy for 6 Rupees.
  3619. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout's Butter Bot made the Lumpy Space Candy Delicious!
  3620. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] missed Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb.
  3621. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout ate his Lumpy Space Candy, moved forward 9 spaces and got the Lumpy Space Hiccups. Man, that tasted purple!
  3622. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb missed Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark].
  3623. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] missed Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb.
  3624. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] says: brahmashtra plsh
  3625. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star swung Odin's Shieldbreaker around!
  3626. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] says: burn em all
  3627. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb missed Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark].
  3628. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] missed Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb.
  3629. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb played a bit with her Hypno Glasses.
  3630. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb missed Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark].
  3631. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] missed Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb.
  3632. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb missed Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark].
  3633. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] missed Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb.
  3634. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb killed Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] in a Gun Duel.
  3635. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] had Death Immunity and didn't die.
  3636. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb rolled 9 + 7 = 16.
  3637. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ prayed to his Relic to find a church.
  3638. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: Oof.
  3639. Jukebox: Oliver Schories - I'm Not
  3640. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ is gonna visit Ooo.
  3641. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb aimed a gun at Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone].
  3642. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb hypnotized Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone]!
  3643. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] ran 40 spaces...
  3644. ...and escaped from Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb's bullets.
  3645. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used her Roc's Feather to jump forward 3 spaces.
  3646. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] is going to the Engineering Shop!
  3647. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] rolled 8 + 7 = 15.
  3648. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone]'s Four-Leaf Clover got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  3649. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used her Crystal Meth and gained extreme focus!
  3650. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb became Dehydrated. Better drink something fast!
  3651. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] read his cards...
  3652. You can't use your It's Summertime! while you're dead, buddy!
  3653. ...and chose to go to The Shady Dealer!
  3654. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] bought a bag of Weed from the Shady Dealer.
  3655. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star is experiencing lag.
  3656. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] bought some GHB from the Shady Dealer.
  3657. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] bought a Syringe from the Shady Dealer.
  3658. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] bought some Crystal Meth from the Shady Dealer.
  3659. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used Multiversal Flux to turn her Inflatable Female Crocodile into a flask of Truth Serum.
  3660. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] bought three lines of Cocaine from the Shady Dealer.
  3661. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] bought a bottle of Chloroform from the Shady Dealer.
  3662. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] bought some Steroids from the Shady Dealer.
  3663. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: I must turn the tables around.
  3664. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] crawled into their Schrödinger's Box, becoming immune to death for 2 turns!
  3665. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] took his Steroids and gained the Man Mode skill.
  3666. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout rolled 6 + 3 = 9.
  3667. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] injected himself with his Syringe's fluid and gained the Ni! skill and Star Power for 3 turns.
  3668. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout rolled 10 + 3 = 13.
  3669. AMoistFart had a Roll Streak of 2!
  3670. ***Reinforcements have arrived!***
  3671. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ injected his corpse with his Syringe's fluid and gained Star Power for 3 turns and the The Force skill.
  3672. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: ur dead
  3673. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout stored a part of his soul in his Soulstone.
  3674. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb is gonna use her Improbability Device.
  3675. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout took his Steroids and gained the Man Mode skill.
  3676. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] shouted 'Ni!' at Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner.
  3677. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb fed her Fish to her Fridge Fairy which got charged with Wormhole!
  3678. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] used their Light Scroll to cast Momentum on themself.
  3679. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout entered the Magic Shop.
  3680. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] used his Crystal Meth and gained extreme focus!
  3681. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout bought a Dark Wand at the Magic Shop.
  3682. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout bought a Light Wand at the Magic Shop.
  3683. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used her Fridge Fairy to start channeling a Wormhole...
  3684. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb was immune and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
  3685. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb's Fridge Fairy got charged with Blind.
  3686. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner used her Dark Scroll to cast Slow on Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb, but Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb's Temporary Spell Reflection reflected the Spell!
  3687. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used her Spell Reflection to cast Slow on Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner, but Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner's Ley Prism split and redirected the Spell!
  3688. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner used her Ley Prism to cast Slow on Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone], reducing his Speed by 4 for 2 turns.
  3689. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner used her Ley Prism to cast Slow on Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington], but Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington]'s Spell Shield absorbed the Spell!
  3690. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: Being dead right now makes the game lame tbh xD
  3691. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] ate his Banana and ran 2 spaces forward.
  3692. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout charged his Light Wand with Momentum at the Magic Shop.
  3693. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb threw her Hand Grenade to space 271.
  3694. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb got knocked 7 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
  3695. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb was interrupted while channeling Wormhole!
  3696. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb was immune and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
  3697. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout charged his Dark Wand with Slow at the Magic Shop.
  3698. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] rolled 12 + 8 = 20.
  3699. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout used his Dark Wand to cast Slow on Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb, reducing her Speed by 4 for 2 turns.
  3700. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb gained a +4 Speed Boost for 1 turn from her Magic Affinity.
  3701. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb is going to the Magic Shop!
  3702. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] is sober again.
  3703. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] resurrected Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star with his Curse Of Resurrection.
  3704. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] read his cards...
  3705. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] ran to space 211 and hit Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star's Dragon Shield with their Charged Claíomh Solais. The Shield shattered and Charged Claíomh Solais got charged with Focus.
  3706. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: I wanna see a BANG. A mythical BANG. And that's what gonna happen...now.
  3707. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star discovered Brahmastra! Woah, legendary!
  3708. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout used his Light Wand to cast Momentum on himself.
  3709. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] pierced Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star's chest with their Sword.
  3710. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star's Charged Tiara Of Transcendence got charged with Curse Of Riches!
  3711. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] gained 3 Rupees through Bounty Hunting.
  3712. ...and chose to go to The Abandoned Mine!
  3713. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] entered the Archaeology Dig!
  3714. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] cast Focus on themself, which removed nothing.
  3715. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] gave 2 Rupees to the Greedy Goblin and got past him!
  3716. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout concocted a Flask Of Mojo.
  3717. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: ...
  3718. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout transmuted his Dark Wand and gained 6 Rupees.
  3719. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] escaped from the Dark Passage.
  3720. To Sonic: how many turn is the glove frozen for ?
  3721. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: bang?
  3722. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] got past the Small Golem with his Sword.
  3723. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] is going to the Engineering Shop!
  3724. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ watered one of his Mystery Seeds to create a Mystery Sprout.
  3725. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] turned the Ancient Construct into a Blue Dragon Egg.
  3726. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: Y O U A R E D E A D N O W =)
  3727. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout threw his Beach Ball to space 210. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] jumped to space 210 and caught it!
  3728. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] got to choose between Brahmastra and The Nanteos Cup.
  3729. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] obtained Brahmastra! Legendary!
  3730. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington]'s Ruby Necklace got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  3731. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] unequipped his Ruby Necklace.
  3732. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington]'s Book: Human Aerodynamics got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  3733. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout ate his Lemon and ran 6 spaces forward.
  3734. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: !?
  3735. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] is safely tucked underground. (1)
  3736. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout smacked Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] back 7 spaces with his Hammer.
  3737. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout smacked Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] back 7 spaces with his Hammer.
  3738. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] mutilated Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s corpse with their Sword.
  3739. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: Well nevermind...
  3740. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout played a chord on his Guitar but didn't hit anyone.
  3741. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star is still pushing the daisies. (1)
  3742. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] aimed their Hookshot forward, hit Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout and moved to space 209.
  3743. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: Waiting until my turn
  3744. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] used The Force to knock Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] 6 spaces backward.
  3745. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Hellpriest got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  3746. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Explosive Sheep got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  3747. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] got injected with the force of life!
  3748. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Baetylus granted her an Auto-Resurrection for 6 turns.
  3749. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] received a Coconut.
  3750. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner is going to the Engineering Shop!
  3751. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: Looks like Robocop can save us now.
  3752. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] received a stack of Snowballs from the Ice King.
  3753. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] purchased a Defibrillator for 7 Rupees.
  3754. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner rolled 9 + 5 = 14.
  3755. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] combined her Fish with her Banana to create a Banana Fish.
  3756. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] successfully smashed her Coconut with her Hammer and created Cocos Pieces.
  3757. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] shouted 'Ni!' at Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout.
  3758. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] says: oh?
  3759. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner lost all her death preventing effects and died because of Fungal Doom.
  3760. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] gained a Skull.
  3761. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout poured the contents of his Liquid Luck over his Flying Carpet and moved forward 7 spaces.
  3762. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner reincarnated as a Pigeon.
  3763. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] purchased an Explosive Sheep for 9 Rupees.
  3764. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner stayed in her egg and gained 2 karma.
  3765. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] ate her Hamburger and ran 21 spaces forward.
  3766. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] was a Carnivore and gained Man Mode.
  3767. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] ate her Cocos Pieces and ran 9 spaces forward.
  3768. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s Power Imp got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  3769. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ is safely tucked underground. (2)
  3770. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] rolled 4 + 6 = 10.
  3771. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] rolled double twos and broke a seal of their Sealed Container Of The Gemini. Only 3 seals remaining...
  3772. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark]'s Sudarshana Chakra killed Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout.
  3773. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout died and lost his Momentum.
  3774. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] gained 3 Rupees through Bounty Hunting.
  3775. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] caught Sudarshana Chakra and put it back into their inventory.
  3776. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] bought an Explosive Sheep at the Engineering Shop.
  3777. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout revived himself with his Soulstone.
  3778. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ used his Bling Bot to make his Ring Of Arcane Vision Fireproof.
  3779. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] bought a Spider Mine at the Engineering Shop.
  3780. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] bought a Glue Mine at the Engineering Shop.
  3781. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] siphoned the power from a Skull to reset Harvest Power's cooldown.
  3782. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] caught a Sheep with their Pocket Ball!
  3783. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] combined their Boots with their Flask Of Mojo to create Sexy Shoes.
  3784. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] siphoned the power from the Acceleration Spell on her Light Scroll: Acceleration to gain Chaos Infusion.
  3785. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] started smoking his Weed and feels stoned...
  3786. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb rolled 9 + 3 = 12.
  3787. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb came out of her Schrödinger's Box and lived.
  3788. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used her Fridge Fairy to blind Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star!
  3789. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star was immune to Blind thanks to Arcane Vision.
  3790. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb's Azure Bracelet Froze Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star's Butter Bot for 5 turns.
  3791. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used her Improbability Device and found a charged Dark Wand.
  3792. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout successfully smashed his Hypno Glasses with his Hammer and created Broken Glass.
  3793. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ is going to the Magic Shop!
  3794. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] used some Cocaine and feels awesome.
  3795. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] rolled 11 + 12 = 23.
  3796. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] knocked over Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner with his Star Power.
  3797. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used her Dark Wand to disarm Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star for 2 turns!
  3798. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb's Azure Bracelet Froze Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star's Pearl Necklace for 5 turns.
  3799. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star unequipped his Pearl Necklace.
  3800. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout melted his Broken Glass to reduce his Concoct cooldown by 3 and to increase his options to 6.
  3801. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone]'s Banana Peel got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  3802. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] used her Roc's Feather to jump forward 2 spaces.
  3803. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] released her Explosive Sheep forward.
  3804. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] used their Pocket Ball to make their Explosive Sheep explode near Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb!
  3805. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb got killed by an Explosive Sheep!
  3806. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] gained 3 Rupees through Bounty Hunting.
  3807. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] ate her Honeycomb and moved forward 10 spaces.
  3808. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Explosive Sheep exploded at space 231!
  3809. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] got knocked 9 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
  3810. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout got knocked 11 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
  3811. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] got knocked 11 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
  3812. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] shouted 'Ni!' at Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner and increased the stacks to 2.
  3813. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: Lucky
  3814. Jukebox: Krooked K - Gamer
  3815. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] used Chaos Infusion to grant herself Chaotic Power, Empowered Dice and a +4 Speed Boost for 1 turn!
  3816. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] bought an Explosive Sheep at the Engineering Shop.
  3817. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] released his Explosive Sheep forward.
  3818. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] commanded her Power Imp to grant herself even more Empowered Dice!
  3819. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] caught his own Explosive Sheep with his Pocket Ball!
  3820. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] summoned a Power Imp.
  3821. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] used his Pocket Ball to make his Explosive Sheep explode near Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb!
  3822. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb got knocked 12 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
  3823. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb was dead and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
  3824. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout skipped a turn.
  3825. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout's The Cornucopia generated a Hamburger!
  3826. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout's Butter Bot made the Hamburger Delicious!
  3827. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] threw his Strawberry Cake to space 275 but no one was near it.
  3828. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] rolled 6 + 8 = 14.
  3829. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] used Multiversal Flux to turn their Ordinary Ring into a Diamond Necklace.
  3830. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop]'s Speed Boost wore off.
  3831. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] resurrected Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star with his Curse Of Resurrection.
  3832. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop]'s Curse Of Resurrection wore off.
  3833. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] found the Super Awesome Gun!
  3834. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout used his Wabbajack to make Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb Bleed for 3 turns.
  3835. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] felt the Flow Of Magic and moved forward 4 spaces.
  3836. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] used her Light Orb to remove all skill cooldowns from herself! (Call Demon and Harvest Power)
  3837. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] used his Roc's Feather to jump forward 2 spaces.
  3838. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] equipped their Diamond Necklace.
  3839. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] made the right decision and went 5 spaces forward.
  3840. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout ate his Hamburger and ran 18 spaces forward.
  3841. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] resurrected thanks to Faith.
  3842. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington]'s Dark Scroll: Slow got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  3843. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington]'s Curse Of Cold got removed by his Guardian.
  3844. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington]'s Sunscreen got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  3845. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] siphoned the power from the Weaponize Spell on her Dark Scroll: Weaponize to gain Chaos Infusion.
  3846. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] used Chaos Infusion to grant herself Chaotic Power, Empowered Dice and a +4 Speed Boost for 1 turn!
  3847. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout's Monkey stole Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star's Watermelon and held on to it.
  3848. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] prepared to summon a Demon and got cursed with Curse Of Riches.
  3849. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] discovered The Cup Of Jamshid! Woah, legendary!
  3850. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] drank the Elixir Of Immortality from his Cup Of Jamshid. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] lost all his Debuffs and gained Death Immunity for 20 turns.
  3851. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] used Multiversal Flux to turn his Sheep Activator into BOOM-erang.
  3852. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: Thanks, I guess?
  3853. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] lured Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] to space 214 with their Sexy Shoes.
  3854. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] killed Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington]'s with Hofud. Hofud became transdimensional!
  3855. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] had Death Immunity and didn't die.
  3856. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] pierced Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington]'s chest with their Sword.
  3857. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] had Death Immunity and didn't die.
  3858. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] pierced Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington]'s chest with their Sword.
  3859. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] had Death Immunity and didn't die.
  3860. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark]'s Sword broke.
  3861. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] used Hofud to teleport to space 212!
  3862. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] bought a Rocket at the ACME Shop.
  3863. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] commanded her Power Imp to grant herself even more Empowered Dice!
  3864. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] bought a Hand Grenade at the ACME Shop.
  3865. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] used her Jewelizer to turn her Creeping Fungus into a Tasty Tongue Piercing.
  3866. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout poured the contents of his Beer over his Flying Carpet and moved forward 8 spaces.
  3867. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] shot himself to space 227 with his ACME Rocket and died!
  3868. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout got knocked 6 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
  3869. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star got knocked 7 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
  3870. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] got killed by the Rocket!
  3871. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] had Death Immunity and didn't die.
  3872. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] ate her Lemon and ran 4 spaces forward.
  3873. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] threw his Hand Grenade to space 223.
  3874. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] got knocked 10 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
  3875. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] shouted 'Ni!' at Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington], but she was out of range.
  3876. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] activated Man Mode! Let's go balls deep!
  3877. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] ate her Banana Fish and ran 17 spaces forward.
  3878. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] was a Carnivore and gained Man Mode.
  3879. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] bought a TNT Set at the ACME Shop.
  3880. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star skipped a turn.
  3881. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star resurrected Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ with his Curse Of Resurrection.
  3882. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] threw his BOOM-erang at Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]!
  3883. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] used his Dragon Boots to charge forward to space 251.
  3884. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] set Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout on Fire with his Dragon Boots.
  3885. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] shot Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] with Brahmastra!
  3886. - Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Shield got destroyed!
  3887. - Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Spell Shield was removed!
  3888. - Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Auto-Resurrection was removed!
  3889. - Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] died!
  3890. - Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb was set on Fire for 4 turns!
  3891. - Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] was set on Fire for 4 turns!
  3892. - Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] became Dehydrated for 6 turns!
  3893. - Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] became incapacitated!
  3894. - Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] was set on Fire for 4 turns!
  3895. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Peridot Necklace generated a Sprig Of Celery.
  3896. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] gained a Skull.
  3897. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] was immune and did not become incapacitated.
  3898. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Man Mode has ended.
  3899. TNT placed.
  3900. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ sacrificed a Skull to summon a Demon.
  3901. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington]'s TNT exploded!
  3902. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner got killed by TNT!
  3903. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] got killed by TNT!
  3904. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] had Death Immunity and didn't die.
  3905. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Tasty Tongue Piercing got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  3906. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Bow & Arrows got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  3907. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Chaotic Power wore off.
  3908. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] got killed by Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone]'s BOOM-erang.
  3909. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Green Egg consumed the heat! A Green Dragonling hatched from it!
  3910. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ summoned a Poundfist.
  3911. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] is safely tucked underground. (1)
  3912. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] threw their Spider Mine to space 208.
  3913. The Spider Mine will be powered up to explode in 15 seconds!
  3914. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ discovered Sampo! Woah, legendary!
  3915. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ stored a part of his soul in his Soulstone.
  3916. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner's The Cornucopia generated a flask of Holy Water!
  3917. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner likes being dead. (1)
  3918. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] threw his Beach Ball to space 257. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] jumped to space 257 and caught it!
  3919. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] bounced 2 spaces forward on his ACME Pogo-Stick.
  3920. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] bounced 4 spaces forward on his ACME Pogo-Stick.
  3921. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] activated their Spider Mine and it scuttled towards Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star and exploded!
  3922. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] got killed by a Spider Mine!
  3923. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] had Death Immunity and didn't die.
  3924. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star got killed by a Spider Mine!
  3925. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star's Charged Tiara Of Transcendence got charged with Energize!
  3926. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] gained 3 Rupees through Bounty Hunting.
  3927. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] bounced 3 spaces forward on his ACME Pogo-Stick.
  3928. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout used his Bling Bot to make his Ley Prism Frostproof.
  3929. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ turned Sampo's handle counterclockwise and gained Empowered Dice!
  3930. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ used his Light Scroll to cast Spell Shield on himself.
  3931. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ gained a +4 Speed Boost for 1 turn from his Magic Affinity.
  3932. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout is going to the Beach!
  3933. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ rolled 6 + 8 = 14.
  3934. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ knocked over Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star with his Star Power.
  3935. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star was dead and did not become incapacitated.
  3936. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ rolled double threes and broke a seal of his Sealed Container Of The Gemini. Only 4 seals remaining...
  3937. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ rolled 5 + 8 = 13.
  3938. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ knocked over Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] with his Star Power.
  3939. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ gained 6 Rupees through Roll Streak Riches!
  3940. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s Ethereal Aura turned Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark]'s Two Halves Of Coconut Ethereal.
  3941. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s Ice Cream got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  3942. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s Speed Boost wore off.
  3943. Longrod Von Hugendong had a Roll Streak of 2!
  3944. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] charged his Dark Wand with Curse Of Riches!
  3945. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ received a Coconut.
  3946. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ read his cards...
  3947. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] is going to the Beach!
  3948. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] used his Dark Wand to cast Curse Of Riches on Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark], but Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark]'s Spell Shield absorbed the Spell!
  3949. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: >:(
  3950. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: No booli pls.
  3951. ...and chose to go to The Wild West!
  3952. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ entered the Indian village and received two arrows.
  3953. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] purchased a Banana for 3 Rupees.
  3954. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] ate his Banana and ran 4 spaces forward.
  3955. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] carelessly threw down his Banana Peel behind him.
  3956. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s reputation with the Indians has increased!
  3957. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ hit the target with a bow.
  3958. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] skipped a turn.
  3959. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] gained 1 Speed through their Momentum buff.
  3960. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] came out of their Schrödinger's Box and died.
  3961. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] died and lost their Momentum.
  3962. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ successfully sliced his Coconut with his Sword and created Two Halves Of Coconut.
  3963. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ used his Spirit Slippers to walk forward to space 232.
  3964. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star's Sound Blaster: 'Zzzzzzzap!'
  3965. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star's Sound Blaster: 'Zzzzzzzap!'
  3966. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star's Sound Blaster: 'Zzzzzzzap!'
  3967. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star's Sound Blaster: 'Zzzzzzzap!'
  3968. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb's Slow wore off.
  3969. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb's EMP Generator burned in the Fire.
  3970. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: sonic you threatened me i had to keep you dead at all costs
  3971. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] killed Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] with his Spear Of Destiny.
  3972. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone]'s Star Power blocked Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone]'s death.
  3973. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington]'s Spear Of Destiny didn't gain any stacks.
  3974. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb can now be kicked after waiting too long! (Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] clicked for Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb)
  3975. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb is safely tucked underground. (1)
  3976. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: You keep killing me, you know you are making this worse right? XD
  3977. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout sipped from his Turbulent Juice and gained Mojo and a Speed Boost for 2 turns.
  3978. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ retrieved a Spice Weasel from his Biologist's Loot Crate.
  3979. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ retrieved a Chicken from his Biologist's Loot Crate.
  3980. It's not your turn, Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]. Perhaps you've been hypnotized or someone else already clicked for you!
  3981. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb can now be kicked after waiting too long! (Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout clicked for Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb)
  3982. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] used some Cocaine and feels awesome.
  3983. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ retrieved a Hypnotoad from his Biologist's Loot Crate.
  3984. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] used some Cocaine and feels awesome.
  3985. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] rolled 6 + 13 = 19.
  3986. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] knocked over Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] with his Star Power.
  3987. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] knocked over Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] with his Star Power.
  3988. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] was dead and did not become incapacitated.
  3989. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: I was joking at first, but now you are teasing me.
  3990. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: Our chances of winning yes, my chances of having fun....nahhhh
  3991. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] knocked over Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] with his Star Power.
  3992. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] was dead and did not become incapacitated.
  3993. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone]'s Diss Card: Steal Monies got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  3994. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone]'s Slow wore off.
  3995. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] ran 1 spaces back while on Fire.
  3996. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] knocked over Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] with his Star Power.
  3997. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] was dead and did not become incapacitated.
  3998. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone]'s Beach Ball burned in the Fire.
  3999. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone]'s The Cornucopia generated a Banana!
  4000. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: Come at me bro
  4001. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: <3
  4002. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ skinned his Cow to create Boots!
  4003. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] bought a Beer at the Mobile Beach Shop.
  4004. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] bought a tube of Sunscreen at the Mobile Beach Shop.
  4005. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ retrieved a Cow from his Biologist's Loot Crate.
  4006. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] drank his Beer and is now Drunk.
  4007. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] drank a liquid and is no longer Dehydrated!
  4008. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout skipped a turn.
  4009. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout's Red Egg consumed the heat! A Red Dragonling hatched from it!
  4010. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] failed to command the Power Imp. It only listens to its summoner!
  4011. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] rolled 7 + 12 = 19.
  4012. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] shouted 'Ni!' at Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington].
  4013. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] received a Night Crystal from his Guardian.
  4014. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout played on The Pied Piper's Pipe to try to steal a random Living item from all nearby players.
  4015. - Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s Poundfist.
  4016. - Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner's Dys Action Figure.
  4017. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] says: rip
  4018. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] gave the sad lolrus his Bucket and gained 2 Speed!
  4019. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] says: gg
  4020. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] skipped a turn.
  4021. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] pressed his Easy Button and gained a Spell Shield for 12 turns!
  4022. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star's Ni! effect faded.
  4023. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star is no longer Disarmed.
  4024. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star peacefully rots away. (1)
  4025. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star couldn't wait to swing his Holy Hammer.
  4026. To Robocop: nothing left for red amirite
  4027. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout donated 25 Rupees to his Dys Action Figure to Deny all other players for 3 turns.
  4028. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Boots got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  4029. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Poundfist got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  4030. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Speed Boost wore off.
  4031. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] peacefully rots away. (2)
  4032. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner is safely tucked underground. (2)
  4033. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner says: the fuck
  4034. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] whispers: yup
  4035. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner says: is happening
  4036. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ rolled 4 + 4 = 8.
  4037. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner says: someone fill me in
  4038. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ banged his Two Halves Of Coconut together to ride forward 6 spaces.
  4039. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ knocked over Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout with his Star Power.
  4040. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s Tome Of Magic got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  4041. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s Star Power wore off.
  4042. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: De NIED
  4043. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner says: when im dead i kinda zone out
  4044. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: ^
  4045. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: Chaos is happening.
  4046. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ used his Bling Bot to make his Ring Of Poison Immunity Fireproof.
  4047. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] says: Woah! I think ur winning ...hic!
  4048. Jukebox: Akon ft. Eminem - Smack That
  4049. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: Why is everyone denied
  4050. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ ate Cinnamon Bun and moved 10 spaces forwards.
  4051. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner says: i am not
  4052. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner says: lmao
  4053. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] says: Wuh... what? blame dysh Oooooh! Hehe! ...hic!
  4054. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] turned Sampo's handle counterclockwise and gained Empowered Dice!
  4055. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] enchanted his Defibrillator and made it Ethereal.
  4056. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] is still dead. (1)
  4057. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb's Speed Boost wore off.
  4058. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb's Guitar burned in the Fire.
  4059. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb lost her appetite and her Pacman skill.
  4060. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb is still dead. (2)
  4061. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] used some Cocaine and feels awesome.
  4062. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] is going to the Future Shop!
  4063. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] is gonna use his Improbability Device.
  4064. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] rolled 8 + 18 = 26.
  4065. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] knocked over Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] with his Star Power.
  4066. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] was dead and did not become incapacitated.
  4067. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] knocked over Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb with his Star Power.
  4068. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb was dead and did not become incapacitated.
  4069. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ enchanted his Eggs & Sausage and made it Delicious.
  4070. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone]'s Orb got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  4071. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone]'s Star Power wore off.
  4072. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] ran 2 spaces back while on Fire.
  4073. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone]'s BOOM-erang burned in the Fire.
  4074. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ used Arcane Relocation to move Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] 13 spaces backward.
  4075. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] received a Light Scroll: Life Ward.
  4076. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] used some Cocaine and feels awesome.
  4077. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] used his Improbability Device and feels hungry!
  4078. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout skipped a turn.
  4079. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout's Lumpy Space Hiccups wore off.
  4080. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout's Turbulent Speed Boost wore off.
  4081. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] rolled 12 + 14 = 26.
  4082. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] used Multiversal Flux to turn his ACME Piano into a Scarf Of The Serpent.
  4083. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] played on The Pied Piper's Pipe to try to steal a random Living item from all nearby players.
  4084. - Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star's Cow.
  4085. - Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark]'s Frigid Fairy.
  4086. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] handled his underbelly urges and gained 1`Speed.
  4087. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] banged his Two Halves Of Coconut together to ride forward 10 spaces.
  4088. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] rolled 7 + 4 = 11.
  4089. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] swung Kronos' Sickle around and decreased 5 cooldowns by 1!
  4090. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] rolled 6 + 4 = 10.
  4091. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] rolled 2 + 4 = 6.
  4092. "Roll Streakin' like a champ!"
  4093. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout poured the contents of his Flask Of Mojo over his Flying Carpet and moved forward 7 spaces.
  4094. Buzz Killington had a Roll Streak of 3!
  4095. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: Robocop finally caught up xD
  4096. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout failed to command the Poundfist. It only listens to its summoner!
  4097. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] ate his Banana and ran 2 spaces forward.
  4098. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] used Condense Magic on his Happy Crystal!
  4099. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] shouted 'Ni!' at Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] and increased the stacks to 2.
  4100. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] entered the Magic Shop.
  4101. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] bought a Light Wand at the Magic Shop.
  4102. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] spit a Watermelon Seed at Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington]! Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] got knocked back 1 space.
  4103. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] used Condense Magic to create a Light Scroll: Scales Of Justice.
  4104. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] spit a Watermelon Seed at Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington]! Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] got knocked back 1 space.
  4105. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] charged his Light Wand with Empowered Dice at the Magic Shop.
  4106. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] spit a Watermelon Seed at Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington]! Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] got knocked back 1 space.
  4107. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] spit a Watermelon Seed at Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington]! Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] got knocked back 1 space.
  4108. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout transmuted his Light Wand and gained 5 Rupees.
  4109. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] spit a Watermelon Seed at Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington]! Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] got knocked back 1 space.
  4110. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] killed Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington]'s with The Glory Of Ten Powers.
  4111. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] had Death Immunity and didn't die.
  4112. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout became a top donator, so his Dys Action Figure turned a whole lot of items in his inventory Sparkling!
  4113. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] tried to eat Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] with his Pacman skill, but Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] was immune to death!
  4114. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] screamed like a little girl and ran 6 spaces forwards!
  4115. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] charged his Dark Wand with Liquidize at the Magic Shop.
  4116. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] used his Dark Wand to liquidize 3 of Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone]'s items! (Orb, Green Mushroom and Magic Broom) Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] gained 12 Rupees.
  4117. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] used Arcane Relocation to move Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] 13 spaces backward.
  4118. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout purchased a Soulstone for 12 Rupees.
  4119. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout stored a part of his soul in his Soulstone.
  4120. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] used his Light Wand to grant himself Empowered Dice!
  4121. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star's Hammer lost the Holy Hammer effect.
  4122. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout used his Alchemize skill to turn 8 Rupees into some Fireflies.
  4123. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star rots in peace. (2)
  4124. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] dispelled Overlord from Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone].
  4125. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Broken Glass got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  4126. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Skull got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  4127. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout concocted a flask of Holy Water.
  4128. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout removed his Curses with Holy Water. (Curse Of Riches)
  4129. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout banged his Two Halves Of Coconut together to ride forward 5 spaces.
  4130. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] waited too long and has 2 chances left. (Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ clicked for Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina])
  4131. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] got resurrected!
  4132. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Baetylus granted her an Auto-Resurrection for 6 turns.
  4133. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout played a chord on his Guitar and Silenced and knocked away Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛.
  4134. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout smacked Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner back 9 spaces with his Hammer.
  4135. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] carelessly threw down his Banana Peel behind him.
  4136. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner tried to stab a ghost with her Ethereal Dagger.
  4137. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] killed Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] with his Spear Of Destiny.
  4138. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington]'s Spear Of Destiny has 1 stack now!
  4139. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] discovered Brahmastra! Woah, legendary!
  4140. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] activated Man Mode! Let's go balls deep!
  4141. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] shot Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout with Brahmastra!
  4142. - Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout died!
  4143. - Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ was set on Fire for 4 turns!
  4144. - Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ became Dehydrated for 6 turns!
  4145. - Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ became incapacitated!
  4146. - Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout was set on Fire for 4 turns!
  4147. - Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout's Mojo was removed!
  4148. - Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner was set on Fire for 4 turns!
  4149. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] gained a Skull.
  4150. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] summoned a Poundfist.
  4151. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: That is
  4152. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] revived himself with his Soulstone.
  4153. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] commanded her Poundfist to incapacitate Enchanter Merchant [Robocop].
  4154. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: A lot of Brahmastras
  4155. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] fished on the Beach and caught a Fish.
  4156. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] ate her Fish and went forward 4 spaces.
  4157. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] was a Carnivore and gained Man Mode.
  4158. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Man Mode has ended.
  4159. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] used his Light Scroll to conjure a Life Ward on space 321.
  4160. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] used her Roc's Feather to jump forward 3 spaces.
  4161. You can't use this item when it's on cooldown.
  4162. Overlord Quantum Physicist Priest [Don Vito Corleone] failed to find a living player on his space to eat with Pacman.
  4163. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] water skied 6 spaces forward.
  4164. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] water skied another 7 spaces forward.
  4165. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: i want one
  4166. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] poured Volatile Oil over her Turkey and roasted it alive!
  4167. PETA is after Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]!
  4168. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] ate her Roasted Turkey, ran 7 spaces forward, got an extra turn and gained a Wishbone.
  4169. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] was a Carnivore and gained Man Mode.
  4170. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] activated Man Mode! Let's go balls deep!
  4171. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] ate her Sprig Of Celery, moved forward 4 spaces and gained poison immunity.
  4172. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] water skied another 9 spaces forward.
  4173. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] jumped the shark, smacked into the water surface and was saved by David Hasselhoff!
  4174. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] resurrected Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star!
  4175. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] went forward 3 spaces thanks to Trade Routes.
  4176. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] felt the Flow Of Magic and moved forward 4 spaces.
  4177. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] used her Light Scroll to cast Life Shield on herself.
  4178. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] gets another turn!
  4179. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star cast a Spell and broke a seal of his Sealed Container Of The Arcane. Only 2 seals remaining...
  4180. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star used his Tiara Of Transcendence to remove all skill cooldowns from himself! (Holy Hammer, Divine Blessing, Quantum Quality and It's Summertime!)
  4181. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] rolled 10 + 4 = 14.
  4182. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] had a Roll Streak and broke a seal of her Sealed Container Of Force. Only 6 seals remaining...
  4183. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] rolled 9 + 4 = 13.
  4184. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] had a Roll Streak and broke a seal of her Sealed Container Of Force. Only 5 seals remaining...
  4185. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Man Mode has ended.
  4186. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] rolled 3 + 4 = 7.
  4187. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] had a Roll Streak and broke a seal of her Sealed Container Of Force. Only 4 seals remaining...
  4188. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star used his Quantum Quality and gained Temporary Frost Immunity for 10 turns!
  4189. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star's items Thawed thanks to Frost Immunity!
  4190. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] rolled 7 + 4 = 11.
  4191. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] had a Roll Streak and broke a seal of her Sealed Container Of Force. Only 3 seals remaining...
  4192. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] received a D6!
  4193. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] rolled 5 + 4 = 9.
  4194. "A real Roll Streak! Good girl!"
  4195. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Skull got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  4196. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ slipped on Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington]'s Banana Peel and had to skip a turn.MythBusters - Banana Peel Slip
  4197. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Poison got Frozen by Curse Of Cold.
  4198. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] is no longer Denied of victory.
  4199. Facepuncherina had a Roll Streak of 5! That's absolutely brilliant!
  4200. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: GG
  4201. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] won the game!
  4202. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwy
  4203. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] says: gg
  4204. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] says: gg
  4205. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: 21
  4206. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner says: gg
  4207. Priest Merchant [Buzz Killington] says: gg
  4208. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: GG!
  4209. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: L A S T...
  4210. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner says: dam
  4211. To Longrod Von Hugendong: anwe is a merc since?
  4212. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout says: gg
  4213. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner says: are w e sure anwe isnt merc
  4214. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: Thank you ALL <3
  4215. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: oh my god is he still around XD
  4216. Spectator #spacecap says: lolllllllllll
  4217. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: NGAH! GG.
  4218. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: Shoulda sprinted sooner
  4219. Spectator AzurHeart says: gg
  4220. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ whispers: since always
  4221. Buzz Killington has left the game!
  4222. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: No im me
  4223. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] says: I just
  4224. *** AFTER PARTY! ***
  4225. You can now use items and skills, even if you are dead, incapacitated or disarmed!
  4226. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star's Sealed Container Of The Arcane opens...
  4227. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb's Sealed Container Of Force opens...
  4228. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark]'s Sealed Container Of The Gemini opens...
  4229. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s Sealed Container Of The Gemini opens...
  4230. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop]'s Sealed Container Of Force opens...
  4231. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Sealed Container Of Force opens...
  4232. Spectator #spacecap says: also
  4233. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: Nah, classic Anwe XD
  4234. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] says: whispered to doil
  4235. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] says: To Longrod Von Hugendong: anwe is a merc since?
  4236. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] says: shoulda taken the shady dealer on cof
  4237. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used her Roc's Feather to jump forward 3 spaces.
  4238. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb ate her Hamburger and ran 20 spaces forward.
  4239. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: <3
  4240. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb ate her Ice Cream, ran 3 spaces forward, doused her Fire and gained Cold Head.
  4241. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb had Frost Immunity and didn't get affected by Cold Head!
  4242. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used some Cocaine and feels awesome.
  4243. Spectator #spacecap says: where is that new wild traveling salesman
  4244. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star retrieved a Phaser from his Sealed Container Of The Arcane.
  4245. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb banged her Two Halves Of Coconut together to ride forward 12 spaces.
  4246. Spectator AzurHeart says: 21 kills damn
  4247. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star retrieved a Frostfire Figurine from his Sealed Container Of The Arcane.
  4248. Spectator #spacecap says: that icy one
  4249. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ activated Man Mode! Let's go balls deep!
  4250. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star retrieved a Wolf from his Sealed Container Of The Arcane.
  4251. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] says: with meth i could stopped you probably
  4252. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used Arcane Relocation to move herself 6 spaces forward.
  4253. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star retrieved Holly's Thicc Booty from his Sealed Container Of The Arcane.
  4254. Spectator #spacecap says: has anyone found him
  4255. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ unleashed a Ring Of Fire!
  4256. - Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ caught on Fire!
  4257. - Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout caught on Fire!
  4258. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used Multiversal Flux to turn her Dark Wand into a Wooden Stake.
  4259. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ used his Deluminator to absorb the Fire effects from all players in a 15 space radius! The Deluminator absorbed 13 stacks!
  4260. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ unleashed the power from his Charged Deluminator!
  4261. - Arcane Vision for 10 turns!
  4262. - Light Spell: Empowered Dice!
  4263. - Learned the Haggle Expert feat!
  4264. - Ooo! A Shimmering Orb!
  4265. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ used his Charged Deluminator to cast Empowered Dice, but he was Silenced and the spell failed!
  4266. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] used his Dark Scroll to cast Deny on Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina], but Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Spell Shield absorbed the Spell!
  4267. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star swung Odin's Shieldbreaker around!
  4268. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ retrieved a Dys Action Figure from his Sealed Container Of The Arcane.
  4269. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb charged her Orb with Detonation!
  4270. Spectator AzurHeart says: merc is on discord
  4271. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ donated 100 Rupees to his Dys Action Figure to gain a random class.
  4272. Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ became a wild Druid.
  4273. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] used some Cocaine and feels awesome.
  4274. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] ate his Bacon Pancakes, moved forward 10 spaces and gained a Speed Boost.
  4275. Druid Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s Man Mode has ended.
  4276. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] ate his Free Shavacadoo and gained Superfood for 9 turns!
  4277. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] ate his Sausage and moved forward 4 spaces!
  4278. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] ate his Lemon and ran 4 spaces forward.
  4279. Druid Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ donated 25 Rupees to his Dys Action Figure to Deny all other players for 3 turns.
  4280. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star's Glue Mine exploded!
  4281. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star got glued to the floor and got Rooted.
  4282. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] got glued to the floor and got Rooted.
  4283. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] ate his Hamburger and ran 18 spaces forward.
  4284. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used her Dark Orb to activate all explosives with the Detonation Spell!
  4285. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark]'s Glue Mine exploded!
  4286. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star got glued to the floor and got Rooted.
  4287. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] got glued to the floor and got Rooted.
  4288. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop]'s ACME Rocket exploded!
  4289. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] got killed by the Rocket!
  4290. Druid Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ got knocked 9 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
  4291. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout got knocked 8 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
  4292. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout was dead and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
  4293. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner got knocked 6 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
  4294. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner was dead and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
  4295. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner's Hand Grenade exploded!
  4296. Druidess Merchant Assassin [Miss Choksondik] The Stoner's corpse was blown high into the air.
  4297. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout got knocked 9 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
  4298. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout was dead and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
  4299. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout's Glue Mine exploded!
  4300. Druid Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ got glued to the floor and got Rooted.
  4301. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout got glued to the floor and got Rooted.
  4302. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] got glued to the floor and got Rooted.
  4303. Spectator #spacecap says: i assume anwe has the frisbee
  4304. Don Vito Corleone has left the game!
  4305. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb charged her Orb with Blind!
  4306. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: im not as crude as he is
  4307. Miss Choksondik has left the game!
  4308. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] revived himself with his Soulstone.
  4309. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star crawled into his Schrödinger's Box, becoming immune to death for 2 turns!
  4310. Spectator #spacecap says: 21 kills seems too high otherwise
  4311. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb's Blind spell failed. Target player doesn't exist.
  4312. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb charged her Orb with Guardian!
  4313. Druid Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛ donated 5 Rupees to his Dys Action Figure to change Druid Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Longrod Von Hugendong] ♛'s name to Doil.
  4314. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] threw their Beach Ball to space 223. Bye ball!
  4315. Druid Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Doil] ♛ donated 10 Rupees to his Dys Action Figure to gain a bit of Luck.
  4316. Druid Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Doil] ♛ donated 15 Rupees to his Dys Action Figure to gain 2 stacks of Cards Of Fate.
  4317. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used her Light Orb to give herself a Guardian.
  4318. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb gained a +4 Speed Boost for 1 turn from her Magic Affinity.
  4319. Druid Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Doil] ♛ became a top donator, so his Dys Action Figure turned a whole lot of items in his inventory Sparkling!
  4320. Druid Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Doil] ♛ retrieved a Mirror Shield from his Sealed Container Of The Arcane.
  4321. Paladin Quantum Physicist [Sonic] The Rainbow Star says: Pffffffffft. GG.
  4322. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] says: no
  4323. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used some cocaine while being dead.
  4324. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] says: good night all :) I'll be back around sometime
  4325. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb is gonna drink her Potion.
  4326. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb activated Man Mode! Let's go balls deep!
  4327. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used Sunscreen, which lasts 4 turns.
  4328. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb is gonna visit Ooo.
  4329. Spectator AzurHeart says: night
  4330. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] drank his Energy Drink and gained a +4 Speed Boost for 2 turns! It removed the cooldown of his Enchant, Condense Magic and Arcane Relocation!
  4331. Druid Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Doil] ♛ says: nice incap
  4332. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] gave their Hypno Glasses to a homeless person. That's so sweet!
  4333. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] says: o nvm
  4334. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] used Condense Magic on his Night Crystal!
  4335. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] says: she had
  4336. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb prepared the Death spell from her Book Of Thoth.
  4337. Sonic has left the game!
  4338. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] used Condense Magic to create a Dark Scroll: Deny.
  4339. A green flash and a high-pitched cackle!
  4340. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb used her Book Of Thoth to murder Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]!
  4341. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s death was blocked by Auto-Resurrection!
  4342. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s death was blocked thanks to Life Shield and gained a renewed Life Shield!
  4343. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb's Azure Bracelet Froze Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Hellpriest for 5 turns.
  4344. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] used his Dark Scroll to deny victory to Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] for 2 turns!
  4345. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop]'s Azure Bracelet Froze Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Doge for 5 turns.
  4346. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb's Man Mode has ended.
  4347. Haxzy has left the game.
  4348. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] used her Ring Of Dispel to dispel Curse Of Cold from herself and gained a Magic Scroll.
  4349. Spectator #spacecap says: is the new traveling salesman in medieval times
  4350. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] used Arcane Relocation to move Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] 6 spaces backward.
  4351. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: Guess who isn't home for dinner yet
  4352. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] siphoned the power from a Skull to reset Harvest Power's cooldown.
  4353. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] siphoned the power from a Skull to gain Chaos Infusion.
  4354. Spectator #spacecap says: it isnt via wildcard
  4355. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] used Chaos Infusion to lower the cooldown of her Sir Lancelot's Ring Of Dispel by 5 turns!
  4356. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] used his Wildcard: Skills to gain the "YES! YES!" skill.
  4357. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] used her Jewel Juicer to juice her Ring Of Spell Deflecting and decreased all her item and skill cooldowns by 3.
  4358. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] whispers: Yes! Yes!
  4359. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] shouted 'Yes! Yes!', gained 12 Rupees and went forward 12 spaces.
  4360. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] didn't move because he was Rooted.
  4361. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] used her Ring Of Dispel to dispel Curse Of Relativity from herself and gained a Magic Scroll.
  4362. Druid Enchanter Pacman Warlock [Doil] ♛ says: lol
  4363. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] is experiencing lag.
  4364. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] used his Fridge Fairy to give one of his Speed to Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina].
  4365. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop]'s Azure Bracelet Froze Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Squirrel for 5 turns.
  4366. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop]'s Fridge Fairy got charged with Shatter.
  4367. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] felt the Flow Of Magic and moved forward 4 spaces.
  4368. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] used her Light Scroll to remove all skill cooldowns from herself! (Harvest Power and Trade Routes)
  4369. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] used his Fridge Fairy to shatter Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Boots and Doge!
  4370. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop]'s Azure Bracelet Froze Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Fairy Crystal for 5 turns.
  4371. Spectator AzurHeart says: itll be added later
  4372. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] siphoned the power from the Curse Of Riches Spell on her Dark Scroll: Curse Of Riches to gain Chaos Infusion.
  4373. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] used Chaos Infusion to lower the cooldown of her Sir Lancelot's Ring Of Dispel by 5 turns!
  4374. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: I hear a fast af car
  4375. Doil has left the game!
  4376. Quantum Physicist Enchantress [Your Mom] the late birb says: It's probably him
  4377. Spectator AzurHeart says: you can attempt downies blessing tho
  4378. Your Mom has left the game!
  4379. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] used his Light Scroll to cast Life Shield on himself.
  4380. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] gained a +4 Speed Boost for 1 turn from his Magic Affinity.
  4381. Spectator #spacecap says: downies blessing?
  4382. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] used his Light Scroll to remove all skill cooldowns from himself! (Arcane Relocation and Condense Magic)
  4383. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] gained a +4 Speed Boost for 1 turn from his Magic Affinity.
  4384. Spectator #spacecap says: why?
  4385. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] used his Light Scroll to cast Scales of Justice. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] moved forward 15 spaces. Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] moved back 15 spaces.
  4386. Lawyer Quantum Physicist [Ned Stark] didn't move because they was Rooted.
  4387. Spectator #spacecap says: o
  4388. Spectator AzurHeart says: 2 random salesman
  4389. Spectator #spacecap says: but did anyone find it naturally
  4390. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] used Arcane Relocation to move Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] 7 spaces backward.
  4391. Spectator AzurHeart says: >icy
  4392. Alchemist Merchant [AMoistFart] The Swift Scout revived himself with his Soulstone.
  4393. Spectator AzurHeart says: no
  4394. Spectator #spacecap says: :(
  4395. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] retrieved a Tome Of Magic from his Sealed Container Of Force.
  4396. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] opened up his Tome of Magic. Inside are instructions for 4 spells.
  4397. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] read the instructions for Energize in his Tome of Magic.
  4398. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] used his Tome of Magic to remove all skill cooldowns from himself! (Arcane Relocation)
  4399. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] gained a +4 Speed Boost for 1 turn from his Magic Affinity.
  4400. Spectator #spacecap says: well ty
  4401. AMoistFart has left the game!
  4402. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] read the instructions for Liquidize in his Tome of Magic.
  4403. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] used his Tome of Magic to liquidize 3 of Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s items! (Night Vision Goggles, Inflatable Female Crocodile and Dark Wand) Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] gained 15 Rupees.
  4404. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop]'s Azure Bracelet Froze Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina]'s Candy Cane for 5 turns.
  4405. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] read the instructions for Defensive Barrier in his Tome of Magic.
  4406. Spectator AzurHeart says: np
  4407. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] used his Tome of Magic to cast Defensive Barrier on himself.
  4408. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] gained a +4 Speed Boost for 1 turn from his Magic Affinity.
  4409. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] cast Hellfire and died horribly!
  4410. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] got killed by Hellfire!
  4411. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop]'s death was blocked thanks to Life Shield and gained a renewed Life Shield!
  4412. AzurHeart has left the game.
  4413. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] retrieved a Holy Hand Grenade from his Sealed Container Of Force.
  4414. Spectator #spacecap says: huh warlock merchant
  4415. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] threw his Holy Hand Grenade to space 251.
  4416. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] got knocked 23 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
  4417. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] didn't move because he was Rooted.
  4418. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] retrieved a Butter Bot from his Sealed Container Of Force.
  4419. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] retrieved Defective Turret from his Sealed Container Of Force.
  4420. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] used Arcane Relocation to move Warlock Merchant [Facepuncherina] 7 spaces backward.
  4421. Spectator #spacecap says: yeah that makes sense
  4422. Spectator #spacecap says: wp
  4423. #spacecap has left the game.
  4424. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] started smoking his Weed and feels stoned...
  4425. MidnightZoro has left the game.
  4426. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] successfully sliced his Coconut with his Sword and created Two Halves Of Coconut.
  4427. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] banged his Two Halves Of Coconut together to ride forward 22 spaces.
  4428. Enchanter Merchant [Robocop] didn't move because he was Rooted.
  4429. Robocop has left the game!
  4430.  
  4431. MumuPikachu won!
  4432.  
  4433. MumuPikachu: 'Lagtest'
  4434.  
  4435. Name Kills Deaths Suicides Space
  4436. MumuPikachu 3 8 0 378
  4437. TigTrivers 4 7 0 289
  4438. Vandia 9 8 0 286
  4439. Menos 7 7 1 282
  4440. Doil 6 7 0 261
  4441. CaptainTeemo 2 9 0 255
  4442. instaboner 5 9 0 246
  4443. MuumiJumala 3 3 0 219
  4444. Anwe 21 7 0 213
  4445. SoulStars 2 8 0 211
  4446.  
  4447. Game Time: 01:49:20
  4448.  
  4449. After Party
  4450.  
  4451. MumuPikachu managed to undercut all the competition.
  4452. TigTrivers is not worthy.
  4453. Vandia made a strategic error when she died.
  4454. Menos is a loser and everyone knows it.
  4455. The fail was strong in Doil.
  4456. CaptainTeemo is nothing but a rotting failure.
  4457. instaboner is nothing but a rotting failure.
  4458. MuumiJumala is not worthy.
  4459. Anwe is nothing but a rotting failure.
  4460. Even my grandmother would beat SoulStars.
  4461.  
  4462. Create Game! ---- Go back to the lobby!
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