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  1. [2016-06-04 02:56:07] <~ChuBamPow> testing
  2. [2016-06-04 02:56:18] <SirKeztrel> test it
  3. [2016-06-04 02:56:23] <SirKeztrel> test it HARD
  4. [2016-06-04 02:56:40] <+Teza_Kinoku> does not compute
  5. [2016-06-04 02:58:04] <@liamocian> test
  6. [2016-06-04 02:58:43] <~ChuBamPow> test
  7. [2016-06-04 02:58:49] <SirKeztrel> test
  8. [2016-06-04 02:59:05] <SirKeztrel> nb3Hide
  9. [2016-06-04 02:59:33] <~ChuBamPow> haha thanks
  10. [2016-06-04 03:00:50] <SirKeztrel> nb3Saiyan start stream nb3Saiyan
  11. [2016-06-04 03:01:25] <~ChuBamPow> we're setting up sorry
  12. [2016-06-04 03:01:33] <~ChuBamPow> blame the guys yelling about the map
  13. [2016-06-04 03:01:50] <SirKeztrel> stoopid map yellers nb3Mad
  14. [2016-06-04 03:04:35] <~ChuBamPow> xD
  15. [2016-06-04 03:04:35] <~ChuBamPow> soon
  16. [2016-06-04 03:07:09] <SirKeztrel> were live!
  17. [2016-06-04 03:08:57] ~Civ V - Send Off Night With Friends (Sid Meier's Civilization V)~
  18. [2016-06-04 03:09:20] <SirKeztrel> this random stuff in the webcam reminds me of the early days of my internet life
  19. [2016-06-04 03:09:43] <SirKeztrel> when greenscreens and soft boxes werent so common
  20. [2016-06-04 03:10:02] <SirKeztrel> when i still enjoyed minecraft ... good times
  21. [2016-06-04 03:10:44] <Kumoma> @Sirkeztrel I think I know what you mean. Chroma key is the aluminum bat of live streaming.
  22. [2016-06-04 03:10:57] <K1LLAGHOST> Funny I'm playing Civ 5 myself
  23. [2016-06-04 03:12:02] <SirKeztrel> im rooting for the guy with Germany
  24. [2016-06-04 03:12:09] <SirKeztrel> bismarck OP
  25. [2016-06-04 03:12:17] <Kumoma> @Chubampow That sounds like the later days of playing Left 4 Dead online with strangers. It was all but impossible to actually finish a game.
  26. [2016-06-04 03:13:14] <terrex88> Chu what dlc do you have
  27. [2016-06-04 03:14:11] <Kumoma> That was the most adorable shot EVER.
  28. [2016-06-04 03:14:25] <SirKeztrel> how do you know how that lotion tastes? :O
  29. [2016-06-04 03:14:30] <Kumoma> Excuse me a moment. I need to go hug something.
  30. [2016-06-04 03:16:17] <terrex88> Chu I wish I could join you
  31. [2016-06-04 03:17:32] <SirKeztrel> im always so ambitious about playing civ until i get dunked in turn 15 and become depressed because i canr play it for my life
  32. [2016-06-04 03:18:46] <SirKeztrel> make it runeterra!
  33. [2016-06-04 03:18:47] <Kumoma> I'm going to be sad if there isn't a Donut City by the end of the night.
  34. [2016-06-04 03:19:01] <SirKeztrel> first is Bandle city
  35. [2016-06-04 03:19:07] <SirKeztrel> for all da yordles
  36. [2016-06-04 03:20:24] <SirKeztrel> yordles are smurfs or furries
  37. [2016-06-04 03:20:27] <SirKeztrel> varies
  38. [2016-06-04 03:20:36] <SirKeztrel> kinda weird if you think about it
  39. [2016-06-04 03:20:44] <Kumoma> Kumoma City's population is low due to widespread xenophobia. Its major exports are yuri, cake and tacos.
  40. [2016-06-04 03:20:57] Viewerstats (03:08-03:20): avg:6 min:4 max:8 [7/_4+4+0-1+0+0+0]
  41. [2016-06-04 03:21:17] <Seraphyx> Alo /wave
  42. [2016-06-04 03:23:54] <SirKeztrel> video is fine
  43. [2016-06-04 03:24:19] MOD: crimson_buddha
  44. [2016-06-04 03:26:08] <SirKeztrel> try chatty
  45. [2016-06-04 03:26:14] <SirKeztrel> chatty is cool
  46. [2016-06-04 03:26:21] <SirKeztrel> chatty does stuff
  47. [2016-06-04 03:26:53] <SirKeztrel> can i post a screenshot?
  48. [2016-06-04 03:27:49] <SirKeztrel> chatty is a twitch chat client that has various handy features and many advantages over normal twitch chat
  49. [2016-06-04 03:28:16] <SirKeztrel> i want to post a screenshot of chatty
  50. [2016-06-04 03:28:43] <K1LLAGHOST> Is chu breaking cause a bar got her workers XD
  51. [2016-06-04 03:28:47] <SirKeztrel> http://puu.sh/pfW36.png
  52. [2016-06-04 03:29:44] <K1LLAGHOST> >.>
  53. [2016-06-04 03:31:49] <K1LLAGHOST> ya online play always felt wonky
  54. [2016-06-04 03:33:33] <SirKeztrel> mistakes were made nb3F
  55. [2016-06-04 03:33:56] <Kumoma> I wouldn't know, but my understanding was that George R. R. Martin watched Oreimo one day and say, "this just gave me an idea."
  56. [2016-06-04 03:38:12] <Kumoma> Teza is teaching the people to take an interest in 3D girls. He has disgraced the culture of Kumoma City.
  57. [2016-06-04 03:38:12] <DimaulautilleTriplicus> hapCawfee
  58. [2016-06-04 03:42:52] <RelentlessCoffee> I like GoT
  59. [2016-06-04 03:42:57] <SirKeztrel> im going to binge watch s5 tomorrow
  60. [2016-06-04 03:43:07] <SirKeztrel> but i havent watched anything else
  61. [2016-06-04 03:43:15] <Kumoma> Never seen it, unfortunately. I've never read any of the books, and I didn't find out about the show until it had been running for a while and I didn't want to start in the middle.
  62. [2016-06-04 03:44:08] <SirKeztrel> what is so hard about my name? :D americans always go kretzel
  63. [2016-06-04 03:44:25] <SirKeztrel> are kestrels so rare in america?
  64. [2016-06-04 03:44:43] <RelentlessCoffee> Yes quite rare
  65. [2016-06-04 03:45:26] <SirKeztrel> you can also go with sir pretzel
  66. [2016-06-04 03:47:09] <RelentlessCoffee> What are you drinking|?
  67. [2016-06-04 03:49:33] <SirKeztrel> the struggle is real
  68. [2016-06-04 03:50:05] <SirKeztrel> you can call me jonas if you dont like my ign
  69. [2016-06-04 03:50:16] <SirKeztrel> should be easier to pronounce
  70. [2016-06-04 03:50:57] Viewerstats (03:22-03:50): avg:12 min:10 max:16 [15/10+0+0+5-1+0+2-2-2+0+2-1-1+0+0]
  71. [2016-06-04 03:51:05] <Kumoma> I had things I was planning on doing tonight, but I get the feeling that they just got shunted in favor of playing this game.
  72. [2016-06-04 03:51:26] <Kumoma> I need to know if it's possible to build a xenophobic city that specializes in yuri.
  73. [2016-06-04 03:52:07] <SirKeztrel> i had things i didnt want to do tonight
  74. [2016-06-04 03:52:17] <SirKeztrel> working fine till now
  75. [2016-06-04 03:52:38] <Kumoma> My city is being mismanaged. Teza is teaching them to appreciate multiplying and working. KUMOMA CITY SHALL BE AVENGED
  76. [2016-06-04 03:54:15] <Kumoma> Chu: "Sorry, I can't trade with you. All I have is A FREAKING HOLE IN THE GROUND FULL OF GOLD, YOU DIRT POOR PLEBS"
  77. [2016-06-04 03:54:43] <Seraphyx> Oceanic stonehenge hype!
  78. [2016-06-04 03:55:36] <SirKeztrel> does your chat have a currency?
  79. [2016-06-04 03:55:41] <SirKeztrel> please say yes
  80. [2016-06-04 03:55:44] <SirKeztrel> i love those
  81. [2016-06-04 03:56:32] <SirKeztrel> http://marcinswierzowski.com/Code/AnkhBotR2/
  82. [2016-06-04 03:56:46] <SirKeztrel> nb3Boosted this is magical nb3Boosted
  83. [2016-06-04 03:57:14] <Kumoma> "My Lady, our people are suffering. We need a standing army to defend us."
  84. [2016-06-04 03:57:19] <SirKeztrel> the most magical thing about it is that i can set it up for you through chat, mostly
  85. [2016-06-04 03:57:32] <Kumoma> Chu: "Screw you defenseless plebs! I'm building a circus!"
  86. [2016-06-04 03:57:59] <redwarmachine> I wouldn't, you're draining gold.
  87. [2016-06-04 03:58:52] <redwarmachine> Hey
  88. [2016-06-04 03:59:28] <redwarmachine> "I do what I want!"
  89. [2016-06-04 03:59:37] <Kumoma> "My Lady, our scouts have followed your mandates to the letter. They report that they're defecting after having been caned following their most recent discovery."
  90. [2016-06-04 04:01:19] <Kumoma> Teza, I should point out that the whole thing about my taking my New Vegas roleplay so seriously that I've been writing my character's journal sounds ridiculous, but is nonetheless entirely true.
  91. [2016-06-04 04:02:50] <SirKeztrel> i wish i had a game that occupied me to the point where i do that
  92. [2016-06-04 04:03:23] <SirKeztrel> town of salem is getting there, but you cant really write a journal for those guys
  93. [2016-06-04 04:05:17] <Kumoma> @Sirkeztrel That's something that I'm prone to doing, anyway. I'm just weird.
  94. [2016-06-04 04:06:09] <Kumoma> Kumoma City is about to get an enthusiastic gift of thanks from Lady Chu. I suspect they're about to receive a giant crate full of owl pillows.
  95. [2016-06-04 04:06:32] <SirKeztrel> if i had a decent video card id get witcher 3 but i dont have a decent video card :c
  96. [2016-06-04 04:06:43] <redwarmachine> Farms= growth
  97. [2016-06-04 04:07:03] <Kumoma> The citizens of Kumoma City are about to revolt if those catapults don't have yuri scenes etched into them.
  98. [2016-06-04 04:07:07] <SirKeztrel> i shall receive all the gifts
  99. [2016-06-04 04:07:18] <redwarmachine> That's tundra, though :/
  100. [2016-06-04 04:07:23] <Kumoma> The citizens of Kumoma City will support any war that gives them an excuse to fire a yuri cannon.
  101. [2016-06-04 04:09:23] <Seraphyx> "Maybe" do it
  102. [2016-06-04 04:09:26] <SirKeztrel> maybe do it
  103. [2016-06-04 04:09:29] <SirKeztrel> just maybe
  104. [2016-06-04 04:09:53] <Kumoma> Teza, it sounds like you need to found a religion based on yuri. The world must hear the truth of Kumoma City's words.
  105. [2016-06-04 04:10:46] <Kumoma> "Today, my children, we shall read from the book of Strawberry Panic. Please turn to chapter one."
  106. [2016-06-04 04:13:23] <SirKeztrel> im naming a dark souls char
  107. [2016-06-04 04:13:28] <SirKeztrel> any suggestions?
  108. [2016-06-04 04:13:50] <SirKeztrel> im thinking of "Suffering"
  109. [2016-06-04 04:14:02] <Kumoma> "We have gold, spices and a freaking circus. SUCK IT, PLEBS" -- last words of Lady Chu before the sacking of U Didn't Build It City
  110. [2016-06-04 04:15:54] <redwarmachine> That gold's too far away; you'll only get it once you have all other natural city tiles.
  111. [2016-06-04 04:15:55] <Kumoma> @Chubampow I don't know about a character name, but I think you just named my next band.
  112. [2016-06-04 04:16:59] <redwarmachine> It'll be next after you get all the other tiles within three tiles.
  113. [2016-06-04 04:17:24] <redwarmachine> Maybe a bit before, but you can't buy it.
  114. [2016-06-04 04:17:29] <Seraphyx> Chu calling out Liam xD
  115. [2016-06-04 04:17:47] <redwarmachine> - happiness is bad :(
  116. [2016-06-04 04:18:10] <Seraphyx> He's doin alright guys, he's gonna have a quarry xD
  117. [2016-06-04 04:18:15] <SirKeztrel> Orgy of Sorrow it is
  118. [2016-06-04 04:18:30] <Seraphyx> I'm just playin Liam
  119. [2016-06-04 04:19:21] <redwarmachine> I've put at least 200 hours into each major Civ, I know what I'm talking about.
  120. [2016-06-04 04:19:54] <Kumoma> Somebody in a neighboring city suggested that Mari x Ako wasn't the best ship of all time. KUMOMA CITY WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS BLASPHEMY
  121. [2016-06-04 04:20:57] Viewerstats (03:52-04:20): avg:12 min:10 max:14 [15/14-1+0+0+1-1-1+0-1+2-2+1+1-3+0]
  122. [2016-06-04 04:21:56] <redwarmachine> 234: Civ V; on steam, I had the physical before. 332: Beyond Earth.
  123. [2016-06-04 04:22:37] <redwarmachine> Yes, it is, actually.
  124. [2016-06-04 04:22:38] <redwarmachine> :V
  125. [2016-06-04 04:23:13] <Kumoma> Screw you, Egypt! If The Library of Alexandria doesn't have Kisses, Sighs and Cherry Blossom Pink, it has NOTHING.
  126. [2016-06-04 04:24:37] <Kumoma> The people of Kumoma City approve of Chu's colossus.
  127. [2016-06-04 04:25:29] <Kumoma> The people of Kumoma City support an alliance with Lady Chu.
  128. [2016-06-04 04:28:56] <Seraphyx> Kumoma should have built a yuri colossus tbh
  129. [2016-06-04 04:29:24] <@Ralyks_Larettil> is chu using her meta data yet?
  130. [2016-06-04 04:30:02] <AdrianoTheParker> saaah dude
  131. [2016-06-04 04:30:09] <Kumoma> @Seraphyx I KNOW, RIGHT? Teza is ignoring the people's demands.
  132. [2016-06-04 04:30:25] <Seraphyx> OFF WITH TEZAS HEAD
  133. [2016-06-04 04:30:35] MOD: Ralyks_Larettil
  134. [2016-06-04 04:30:49] <@Ralyks_Larettil> This is already bad, you only ever want to start a war when you have a turn of century unit advantage
  135. [2016-06-04 04:32:36] <Kumoma> @Chubampow The people of Kumoma City don't believe in this practice of pouring out liquor. They abhor the wasting of good alcohol.
  136. [2016-06-04 04:32:51] <AdrianoTheParker> saaaah dude
  137. [2016-06-04 04:33:56] <Kumoma> Confirmed: Teza took part in a bath house episode.
  138. [2016-06-04 04:34:40] <AdrianoTheParker> Kumoma
  139. [2016-06-04 04:34:44] <AdrianoTheParker> saahh dude
  140. [2016-06-04 04:36:24] <Kumoma> Chu: "Why didn't any of my advisors tell me there were new developments? I told them I'd be busy at the circus!"
  141. [2016-06-04 04:36:59] UNMOD: Ralyks_Larettil
  142. [2016-06-04 04:38:48] <Kumoma> "My Lady, settlements across the continent are engaged in open armed conflict. Perhaps we should make preparations in the event that hostilities spread further south."
  143. [2016-06-04 04:38:56] <Kumoma> Chu: "Can't talk. Busy making it rain."
  144. [2016-06-04 04:39:08] <Turtleap> Saaaah dude
  145. [2016-06-04 04:45:36] <redwarmachine> The city-state.
  146. [2016-06-04 04:49:05] <Kumoma> Kumoma City is not faring well in the war. However, through the discovery of new agriculture practices, it has perfected the art of making cake flour. The city continues to flourish.
  147. [2016-06-04 04:50:57] Viewerstats (04:22-04:50): avg:9 min:8 max:12 [15/10+1-2+0+2-1+2-2-2+2+0-1+0+0+2]
  148. [2016-06-04 04:51:54] <Dhekranh> Ohh, kumoma got a city
  149. [2016-06-04 04:52:26] <Dhekranh> Hi~
  150. [2016-06-04 04:52:41] <Kumoma> Kumoma City is on a road to financial ruin after having spent its fortune on providing the citizens with free access to every new release of Citrus. The people rejoice.
  151. [2016-06-04 04:54:22] <Kumoma> @Dhekranh You're just in time to see history being made! The Yuri Dynasty shall be eternal.
  152. [2016-06-04 04:55:00] <redwarmachine> This one reason I don't like the city-states, they have borders and take up space.
  153. [2016-06-04 04:55:07] <redwarmachine> This is*
  154. [2016-06-04 04:55:26] <+Teza_Kinoku> www.twitch.tv/teza_kinoku
  155. [2016-06-04 04:57:39] <SirKeztrel> i did it omg
  156. [2016-06-04 04:57:48] <SirKeztrel> persuer on the rooftop
  157. [2016-06-04 04:57:54] <SirKeztrel> for the first time
  158. [2016-06-04 04:58:00] <SirKeztrel> nb3Pepe
  159. [2016-06-04 04:58:03] <Kumoma> "My Lady, the advisors implore you to establish new settlements to assist us in our expansion."
  160. [2016-06-04 04:58:12] <Dhekranh> @kumoma if its Yuri is only ladies, yes? Therefore, don't they get no descendants and perish?
  161. [2016-06-04 04:58:36] <Kumoma> Lady Chu: "And have more plebs to share my gold and march into town to crowd my circus? NEVER"
  162. [2016-06-04 04:58:51] <redwarmachine> Venice best one city Civ.
  163. [2016-06-04 04:59:24] <redwarmachine> Well, they can only have one city.
  164. [2016-06-04 04:59:37] <Kumoma> @Dhekranh The people of Kumoma City are amazons. They keep males sequestered in their own portion of the city for the purposes of snu snu.
  165. [2016-06-04 05:01:00] <Dhekranh> @kumoma perfect! Tough, do they cut their right boob for archery?
  166. [2016-06-04 05:01:03] <Kumoma> @Chubampow The people of Kumoma City honor the fair Lady Chu with a yuri catapult to defend her borders. Also, it shall enrich the lives of her people should she allow them to read the ammunition.
  167. [2016-06-04 05:02:28] <Kumoma> @Dhekranh The people of Kumoma City would never desecrate the beauty that is the female form! They don't alter their bodies. They use catapults. Boobs don't get in the way of using catapults.
  168. [2016-06-04 05:03:25] <Kumoma> Kumoma City makes a LOT of cakes and tacos. The people continue to thrive.
  169. [2016-06-04 05:04:56] <Dhekranh> @kumoma perfect! Nothing like catapults to throw the burning bodies and heads of the enemy men among boulders to lower their morale
  170. [2016-06-04 05:06:01] <Kumoma> @Dhekranh The priests of the Great Kumoma City Yuri Chapel do not approve of throwing burning bodies. There is no moe to be found in this act and therefore has been declared to be a sin.
  171. [2016-06-04 05:06:23] <@Ralyks_Larettil> None of those things are a cheeseburger :(
  172. [2016-06-04 05:06:34] <Dhekranh> : ( aww
  173. [2016-06-04 05:07:06] <Kumoma> @Dhekranh THE WORD OF THE CHURCH OF YURI IS ABSOLUTE
  174. [2016-06-04 05:07:07] <@Ralyks_Larettil> Washington is going to wreck you so hard
  175. [2016-06-04 05:07:11] <@Ralyks_Larettil> hes a warmachine
  176. [2016-06-04 05:07:12] MOD: Ralyks_Larettil
  177. [2016-06-04 05:07:30] <Dhekranh> I was thinking they were a bunch of nyaruko like yuri ladies
  178. [2016-06-04 05:07:33] <SirKeztrel> persuer on the rooftop is beating the 2nd boss of the game (the hardest in my experience) at lvl12(the level you start with)
  179. [2016-06-04 05:08:45] <SirKeztrel> my first char has 10hrs and i just played a new one to the point where that one is in 40 minutes
  180. [2016-06-04 05:09:17] <SirKeztrel> i wonder how i got through these 10 hours
  181. [2016-06-04 05:09:30] <SirKeztrel> must have been horrible dying to hollow infantry
  182. [2016-06-04 05:09:30] <Kumoma> The people of Kumoma City shall never surrender! Her people shall go to war anywhere people desecrate the beauty of yuri. The rest of the time, they get wasted on wine imported from U Didn't Build It City and watching Candy Boy.
  183. [2016-06-04 05:09:44] <@Ralyks_Larettil> get those colleges chu. if your civ is a bunch of dumb shits you'll regret it
  184. [2016-06-04 05:10:15] <SirKeztrel> next time you name a city after me call it flakenstein
  185. [2016-06-04 05:10:29] <SirKeztrel> thats like an actual city name
  186. [2016-06-04 05:10:35] <Kumoma> "My Lady, the people lack direction. Perhaps we should establish a church to give them guidance."
  187. [2016-06-04 05:11:03] <Kumoma> Lady Chu: Guide those plebs to the wine cellar and tell them to chill the hell out.
  188. [2016-06-04 05:11:45] <SirKeztrel> meanwhile the ppl of sir-keztrel plan a conspiracy to replace all art with ecchi
  189. [2016-06-04 05:12:24] <Kumoma> @Sirkeztrel The people of Kumoma City firmly believe that ecchi is the one true art form and shall lend their swords to your cause.
  190. [2016-06-04 05:12:34] UNMOD: Ralyks_Larettil
  191. [2016-06-04 05:12:48] <SirKeztrel> we dont need swords, we need to invent the internet
  192. [2016-06-04 05:12:59] <SirKeztrel> no task is too great for my people
  193. [2016-06-04 05:13:02] <Dhekranh> Ecchi is religion here?
  194. [2016-06-04 05:13:31] <SirKeztrel> i like ecchi and no others opinion can change mine about ecchi
  195. [2016-06-04 05:13:52] <SirKeztrel> sounds as religious as it gets for me
  196. [2016-06-04 05:16:03] <Kumoma> "My Lady, the barbarian tribes of the north are outraged. Our military units to the north got drunk and fired upon the wrong city."Lady Chu: "Send them a bottle of our finest vintage and some circus tickets and tell them I said, 'My bad.' "
  197. [2016-06-04 05:18:11] <SirKeztrel> tezas stream is kind of a blackscreen
  198. [2016-06-04 05:18:37] <SirKeztrel> and still set to stellaris
  199. [2016-06-04 05:18:43] <Kumoma> "My Lady, our allies are engaged in wars with armies assaulting them from all sides. They desperately request our assistance." Lady Chu: "See what happens when you build armies and try to conquer? My circus isn't such a dumb idea anymore, is it?"
  200. [2016-06-04 05:19:55] <SirKeztrel> holy ...
  201. [2016-06-04 05:20:06] <Dhekranh> Crab?
  202. [2016-06-04 05:20:13] <SirKeztrel> its like you 2 play different games
  203. [2016-06-04 05:20:57] Viewerstats (04:52-05:20): avg:8 min:8 max:10 [15/9+0-1+0+0+0+1-1+2-1-1+0+1-1+1]
  204. [2016-06-04 05:21:57] <Kumoma> "My Lady, the people of Kumoma City wish to sell us iron in exchange for gold." Lady Chu: "They want HOW much? How many clowns can we hire for that? ...ARE THEY MAD?"
  205. [2016-06-04 05:24:06] <Kumoma> U Didn't Build That City's economy is clown-based. All coins are minted with pictures of political leaders wearing rainbow wigs and red rubber noses.
  206. [2016-06-04 05:24:09] <redwarmachine> Circus is better, no maintenance for a horse resource.
  207. [2016-06-04 05:24:42] <@liamocian> https://www.twitch.tv/liamocian
  208. [2016-06-04 05:26:23] <Kumoma> "My Lady, it really isn't that big a deal. We could simply build another -- " Lady Chu: THE SHRINE TO THE RINGLING BROTHERS SHALL BE AVENGED"
  209. [2016-06-04 05:26:24] <Seraphyx> Send a rocket into space, like a diamond spear piercing the skies
  210. [2016-06-04 05:27:08] <SirKeztrel> both of the others have their screens full of war and resources and units, chu is just chillin' with the circus
  211. [2016-06-04 05:30:32] <redwarmachine> I think he's talking about that middle recommendation.
  212. [2016-06-04 05:32:28] <Seraphyx> Is Chu actually going to build another city?!
  213. [2016-06-04 05:32:36] <Seraphyx> These strats, the pro strats
  214. [2016-06-04 05:33:09] <SirKeztrel> she builds just one super city
  215. [2016-06-04 05:33:13] <SirKeztrel> and pump out wonders
  216. [2016-06-04 05:33:27] <SirKeztrel> and sooner or later she will overpower all else
  217. [2016-06-04 05:33:37] <SirKeztrel> with excessive amounts of ecchi
  218. [2016-06-04 05:33:41] <Seraphyx> She will catapult all of her wonders at other peoples cities
  219. [2016-06-04 05:33:47] <Seraphyx> I think that's her strat
  220. [2016-06-04 05:34:26] <SirKeztrel> dont turn her one city
  221. [2016-06-04 05:34:45] <SirKeztrel> turn all her attempts to build another
  222. [2016-06-04 05:34:58] <SirKeztrel> so she must run the super city tactic
  223. [2016-06-04 05:35:19] <Kumoma> The priests in the holy cloister of The Church of Yuri believe in spreading yuri through the open hand rather than the closed fist. We do not force the glory of yuri upon others. We allow others to discover the glory of yuri and come to us.
  224. [2016-06-04 05:35:56] <Seraphyx> Chu gots the connections
  225. [2016-06-04 05:36:49] <Kumoma> "My Lady, our allies are developing new technologies to create marvels made of metal and educating their people. Our citizens are beginning to worry that they will be left behind -- " Lady Chu: "Can you use any of that crap to make cotton candy or roast peanuts? ...I shall consider it."
  226. [2016-06-04 05:37:11] <Seraphyx> Lol
  227. [2016-06-04 05:38:08] <SirKeztrel> call the new city feuchtfreudenland
  228. [2016-06-04 05:38:15] <redwarmachine> She can use them if she improves the tile, but won't be work the tile for production, etc.
  229. [2016-06-04 05:38:29] <SirKeztrel> it means something very nice in german
  230. [2016-06-04 05:39:39] <Seraphyx> Liam sounds like a drunk old man with no dentures
  231. [2016-06-04 05:42:19] <Kumoma> "My Lady! There has been a grave miscalculation in the allocation of funds from the royal treasury! The library was never constructed, and -- " Lady Chu: "Chill out, pleb. I see it, I want it, I buy it, I own it."
  232. [2016-06-04 05:43:12] <SirKeztrel> 9 cities? that should be enough
  233. [2016-06-04 05:44:30] <Kumoma> The people of Kumoma City shall support an alliance with the Greeks as long as they remain peaceful and allow their people to freely read yuri.
  234. [2016-06-04 05:45:05] <SirKeztrel> you know lesbians are named after a greek island?
  235. [2016-06-04 05:45:18] <SirKeztrel> they basically invented yuri
  236. [2016-06-04 05:45:29] <SirKeztrel> in a very primitive form
  237. [2016-06-04 05:46:40] <Kumoma> "Yuri" means "lilly" however, and value the Holy Lilly Fields above all else.
  238. [2016-06-04 05:47:32] <Seraphyx> Right after the church of yuri was founded, the game died
  239. [2016-06-04 05:48:52] <Kumoma> Lady Chu: "Fire the yuri catapults! They shall surrender quickly after they find themselves too busy reading Girl Friends to continue the battle."
  240. [2016-06-04 05:50:06] <Seraphyx> I thought Liam said he's coming with the jews lol
  241. [2016-06-04 05:50:52] <Kumoma> "My Lady! One of our units has been slain!" Lady Chu: ""THE INSOLENCE! They shall pay DEARLY. Load the catapults with Yuru Yuri box sets! Show them no mercy!"
  242. [2016-06-04 05:50:52] <Seraphyx> I aint judging you liam, if you wanna come with the jews, you do what you gotta do ;p
  243. [2016-06-04 05:50:57] Viewerstats (05:22-05:50): avg:8 min:8 max:10 [15/10-1-1+0+1+0+0+0+0+0-1+0+1-1+1]
  244. [2016-06-04 05:52:05] <Seraphyx> Teza sabotaging Chu
  245. [2016-06-04 05:53:04] <Seraphyx> The jealousy of her wonders was too much
  246. [2016-06-04 05:54:02] <Seraphyx> Those poor clowns manning the catapults, they were slaughtered
  247. [2016-06-04 05:54:44] <SirKeztrel> at least they died reading yuri
  248. [2016-06-04 05:55:00] <Kumoma> The people of Kumoma City are close to revolting. They suspect Teza of deliberately goading Lady Chu into starting a senseless war and are considering storming the castle and having him publicly executed for interfering with their wine imports.
  249. [2016-06-04 05:56:03] <SirKeztrel> the people of sirkeztrel happily provide exile for teza, for a small fee of a million dollars
  250. [2016-06-04 05:56:32] <Seraphyx> RIP second city
  251. [2016-06-04 05:57:22] <Kumoma> "My Lady, the city of Diggers are under attack and request our aid!" Lady Chu: "Those useless plebs haven't sent us a new trained trapeze artist or human cannonball in MONTHS. Let them burn."
  252. [2016-06-04 05:57:31] <Seraphyx> There is only one way to save her second city, the Yuri priests must be sent to infiltrate
  253. [2016-06-04 05:58:51] <Delfringhr> rip in peace
  254. [2016-06-04 05:59:17] <SirKeztrel> send more troops? she must first build a new troop, troops are out of question. she needs the clowns at home
  255. [2016-06-04 06:03:52] <redwarmachine> I do, but AI diplomacy is garbage so I play Beyond Earth.
  256. [2016-06-04 06:04:42] <SirKeztrel> its 6 am here
  257. [2016-06-04 06:04:51] <SirKeztrel> i think im going to bed now
  258. [2016-06-04 06:04:54] <@liamocian> SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK
  259. [2016-06-04 06:04:57] <@liamocian> !!!
  260. [2016-06-04 06:05:17] <SirKeztrel> im gong to bed
  261. [2016-06-04 06:05:26] <SirKeztrel> who said i was going to sleep?
  262. [2016-06-04 06:05:43] <SirKeztrel> damn i button
  263. [2016-06-04 06:05:56] MOD: dr_batmanesq
  264. [2016-06-04 06:06:45] <Seraphyx> Lmao
  265. [2016-06-04 06:06:46] <SirKeztrel> i am officially weirded out now
  266. [2016-06-04 06:07:41] <Kumoma> "My Lady, the people of the city of Worthless are flourishing. As such, they request a change of the name of their city." Lady Chu: "Have they finished inventing that clown car they've been promising? No? THEN THEY GET NOTHING AND SHALL LIKE IT"
  267. [2016-06-04 06:08:05] MOD: Ralyks_Larettil
  268. [2016-06-04 06:10:06] UNMOD: Ralyks_Larettil
  269. [2016-06-04 06:13:22] <Kumoma> Lady Chu needs to start standing up for her people's ideals.
  270. [2016-06-04 06:14:17] <Kumoma> The people of U Didn't Build It City are demanding that Lady Chu stop caving in to bullying.
  271. [2016-06-04 06:19:31] <Seraphyx> Chu's building wonders guys ;]
  272. [2016-06-04 06:20:58] Viewerstats (05:52-06:20): avg:10 min:9 max:12 [15/9+1-1+1+0+1+1-1+1+0-2+1+0+0+0]
  273. [2016-06-04 06:21:24] <Kumoma> BUY IT, LADY CHU
  274. [2016-06-04 06:21:45] <Kumoma> YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE TO CONSIDER THIS. THE PEOPLE OF U DIDN'T BUILD IT CITY HAVE SPOKEN.
  275. [2016-06-04 06:23:45] <Kumoma> "My Lady, the people are clamoring for the purchase of the circus fabled in the legends of old. The scribes have agreed that the prophecy is nigh."
  276. [2016-06-04 06:27:47] UNMOD: dr_batmanesq
  277. [2016-06-04 06:29:49] MOD: Ralyks_Larettil
  278. [2016-06-04 06:30:55] UNMOD: Ralyks_Larettil
  279. [2016-06-04 06:31:56] MOD: dr_batmanesq
  280. [2016-06-04 06:32:17] <Kumoma> "My Lady, our generals have requested that we use our horses and train soldiers to use them for mounted combat." Lady Chu: This will neither build the Fabled Circus of the Ages or help me become a mermaid. I have no use for these horses. Send them away."
  281. [2016-06-04 06:33:05] <Seraphyx> One does not simply go out into the sea little Chu
  282. [2016-06-04 06:33:25] <Seraphyx> There are dangers in the depths
  283. [2016-06-04 06:34:59] <Kumoma> "My Lady, an emissary from Margaritaville has arrived with a request that we teach our people astronomy for ocean navigation and build a navy." Lady Chu: "Will that help me become a mermaid? No? THEN SEND HIS HEAD BACK TO MARGARITAVILLE IN A BOX"
  284. [2016-06-04 06:35:48] <Seraphyx> I actually JUST bought overwatch ;]
  285. [2016-06-04 06:42:58] <Kumoma> The people of Kumoma City have begun to study the stars. Throughout the history of humanity, they shall navigate the stars and find their way by referring to characters from manga and slashfics.
  286. [2016-06-04 06:47:06] <Taosym> The skype audio seems way louder than you.
  287. [2016-06-04 06:50:58] Viewerstats (06:22-06:48): avg:10 min:9 max:14 [14/12+0+2-5+0+1+1+0+0-1+0+0+1+0]
  288. [2016-06-04 06:51:32] <Kumoma> "My Lady, an emissary from Kumoma City has arrived with a request to assist with a naval assault against Athens. Greece has affronted Kumoma City by sending spies to spread yaoi titles amongst her people. They have decided as one that this affront to The Church of Yuri cannot stand."
  289. [2016-06-04 06:54:09] <Kumoma> "WE SHALL MARCH ON GREECE AND RAZE HER CITIES TO THE GROUND! WE MARCH UNDER THE BANNER OF SHIZUMA X NAGISA!"
  290. [2016-06-04 06:54:59] MOD: Ralyks_Larettil
  291. [2016-06-04 06:56:11] <Kumoma> The people of Kumoma City were willing to live peacefully alongside the yaoi people until they started attempting to convert them. The Church of Yuri will NOT stand for this.
  292. [2016-06-04 06:56:55] <Seraphyx> The clowns demand Circus Maximus, screw seafaring
  293. [2016-06-04 06:57:09] UNMOD: Ralyks_Larettil
  294. [2016-06-04 06:57:10] <Seraphyx> Chariot racing, WITH CLOWNS
  295. [2016-06-04 06:58:01] <Kumoma> "My Lady, the people understand that there is a significant difference between chariot races and lion taming. However, they have heard the word 'circus' and ceased to care as long as there are cotton candy vendors."
  296. [2016-06-04 07:03:16] <Kumoma> "My Lady, the city of Margaritaville has requested that we build an army. We have the funds and the technology to do so." Lady Chu: "So? I'm trying to build a circus maximus over here."
  297. [2016-06-04 07:03:19] <Kumoma> "But My Lady, intelligence reports suggest that the Americans have unlocked the culinary secrets of the hot dog. They can be easily packaged and distributed among patrons in stadium seating." Lady Chu: "RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE"
  298. [2016-06-04 07:03:27] <Seraphyx> Oh that was insurgance or w/e
  299. [2016-06-04 07:06:45] <Seraphyx> You should play dragons dogma and use our pawns ;p for whoever plays it
  300. [2016-06-04 07:08:28] <Kumoma> The people of Kumoma City support Lady Chu's initiative to have both cotton candy and hot dogs at the circus. We are willing to lend our swords, our sugar and our ketchup reserves to her cause. We also support petitioning the Germanic tribes to trade copies of the Strawberry Panic omnibus for the secrets of making sauerkraut.
  301. [2016-06-04 07:11:19] <Kumoma> "My Lady, there has been some concern amongst the sailors. The open sea is mysterious and dangerous, and there are rumors of great sea monsters. Their safety is not guaranteed." Lady Chu: "Tell them to return to me with a mermaid or don't return at all."
  302. [2016-06-04 07:13:42] <Seraphyx> I love darkest dungeon too xD
  303. [2016-06-04 07:15:29] <Seraphyx> Favorite part is the narrator, but I like the roguelike genre in general
  304. [2016-06-04 07:15:42] <SirKeztrel> Hi again
  305. [2016-06-04 07:15:44] <Kumoma> Pain is leading to pain medication. and pain medication has led to my being higher than a Georgia pine. I may have to go to bed soon.
  306. [2016-06-04 07:16:03] <SirKeztrel> Has chu built another city?
  307. [2016-06-04 07:16:19] <Seraphyx> She built one city and was immediately converted to a random religion
  308. [2016-06-04 07:18:21] UNMOD: crimson_buddha
  309. [2016-06-04 07:18:29] <Kumoma> "My Lady! Word from Kumoma City has arrived! Greece is planning to march against us!" Lady Chu: "I am not concerned. Our batteries of catapults are loaded with Yuru Yuri box sets. Any attack against us will cost them more than they are willing to lose."
  310. [2016-06-04 07:18:58] Viewerstats (06:50-07:18): avg:11 min:11 max:13 [15/11+0+1+0-1+1+0+0+0+0+1-1-1+0+1]
  311. [2016-06-04 07:19:34] <SirKeztrel> I have them logged
  312. [2016-06-04 07:19:41] <SirKeztrel> All of them
  313. [2016-06-04 07:20:30] MOD: crimson_buddha
  314. [2016-06-04 07:20:47] <Kumoma> Teza, you can expect a full documentary within an hour of whenever I manage to come to. The facts may or may not be confused somewhat by the fact that I'm too out of it to keep my facts straight...and I was making most of this up when I started off more or less sober.
  315. [2016-06-04 07:24:37] <Kumoma> "My Lady, we have reason to believe that our allies are in dire need and believe that we should share more of our abundant resources." Lady Chu: "Tell them that I hath decreed that they shall not hate the player, but they shall instead hate the game."
  316. [2016-06-04 07:25:06] <GRIMMJAW0124> "o
  317. [2016-06-04 07:25:33] <Dhekranh> All these kumoma city and lady chu dialogues should be drawn in a 4-koma called Chuvilization or something like that
  318. [2016-06-04 07:26:00] <Seraphyx> "How are you in so deep B" a very unfortunate choice of words
  319. [2016-06-04 07:27:13] <SirKeztrel> Kumoma should watch his back tonight. You never know where the yuri clown show up next to carry out the will of lady chu
  320. [2016-06-04 07:28:48] <Kumoma> "My Lady, the construction efforts are going well. The roads to Kumoma City are nearly complete, and our soldiers are -- " Lady Chu: "WHAT? Have they been dipping into my gold reserves? I WAS SAVING THAT FOR COTTON CANDY AND MERMAID CONVERSION SURGERY! Bring me the engineers and sharpen my axe! They're about to WISH they'd taken that job building the Taj Mahal."
  321. [2016-06-04 07:31:05] <Kumoma> @Sirkeztrel This is why I support the will of Lady Chu. If a yuri clown shows up at my place, it will be to make a delivery.
  322. [2016-06-04 07:31:50] <Kumoma> I am a scribe and Lady Chu pays me for my services with wine and early access to newly released chapters of Citrus.
  323. [2016-06-04 07:34:51] Viewerstats (07:20-07:32): avg:12 min:12 max:14 [7/12+0+0+2-2+2+0]
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