Typical start of run to queen being killed sequence in HCStd

use 1 telegram from Lady Spookyraven

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You acquire an item: Clan VIP Lounge key
You acquire an item: Deck of Every Card

cast 1 Summon Annoyance
You acquire an item: Unmotivator: Crashed Orca
You acquire an item: Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car

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familiar Crimbo Shrub (6 lbs)
You acquire an item: box of old Crimbo decorations

use 1 box of old Crimbo decorations

use 1 box of old Crimbo decorations
Took choice 1099/1: A barrel
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You acquire an item: grapefruit
Took choice 1099/1: unknown
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You acquire an item: strongness elixir
Took choice 1099/1: unknown
choice.php?whichchoice=1099&pwd&option=1&slot=22
You acquire an item: fine wine
Took choice 1099/1: unknown
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You acquire an item: shot of grapefruit schnapps
Took choice 1099/1: unknown
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You acquire an item: fine wine
Took choice 1099/1: unknown
choice.php?whichchoice=1099&pwd&option=1&slot=01
You acquire an item: orange
Took choice 1099/1: unknown
choice.php?whichchoice=1099&pwd&option=1&slot=00
You acquire an item: Dyspepsi-Cola
Took choice 1099/1: unknown
choice.php?whichchoice=1099&pwd&option=1&slot=10
You acquire an item: strongness elixir

Collecting potions from continental juice bar
You acquire an item: glowing syringe
You acquire an item: concentrated garbage juice
You acquire an item: vial of The Glistening

tutorial.php?action=toot
You acquire an item: letter from King Ralph XI

use 1 letter from King Ralph XI
You acquire an item: pork elf goodies sack
You acquire an item: disassembled clover

use 1 pork elf goodies sack
You acquire an item: baconstone
You acquire an item: baconstone
You acquire an item: baconstone
You acquire an item: baconstone
You acquire an item: porquoise

autosell: 2 fine wine, 1 shot of grapefruit schnapps, 2 strongness elixir, 4 baconstone, 1 Newbiesport™ tent, 1 porquoise
You gain 2,883 Meat

use 1 Deck of Every Card

[1] Deck of Every Card
play 1952 Mickey Mantle (58)
Encounter: 1952 Mickey Mantle
You acquire an item: 1952 Mickey Mantle card

use 1 transmission from planet Xi
You acquire an item: Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode

use 1 Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode
You acquire an item: Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter

autosell: 1 1952 Mickey Mantle card
You gain 10,000 Meat

use 1 carton of astral energy drinks
You acquire astral energy drink (3)

equip acc1 Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter

place.php?whichplace=town_right&action=townright_ltt
You acquire an item: your cowboy boots

equip acc2 your cowboy boots

buy 1 detuned radio for 285 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
You spent 285 Meat
You acquire an item: detuned radio
mcd 10

cast 1 Spirit of Garlic
You acquire an intrinsic: Spirit of Garlic

buy 1 tenderizing hammer for 950 each from Meatsmith's Shop
You spent 950 Meat
You acquire an item: tenderizing hammer

equip familiar astral pet sweater

familiar lock

familiar Slimeling (6 lbs)

Create 5 meat stack
You acquire meat stack (5)
You lose 500 Meat

buy 5 buckler buckle for 95 each from Meatsmith's Shop
You spent 475 Meat
You acquire buckler buckle (5)

##let's make basic meat shields!

[1] Smith 1 buckler buckle + 1 dense meat stack

##Oh, I guess those don't exist, whee.

autosell: 5 buckler buckle
You gain 250 Meat

buy 5 sword hilt for 95 each from Meatsmith's Shop
You spent 475 Meat
You acquire sword hilt (5)

[1] Smith 1 sword hilt + 1 meat stack
You acquire an item: basic meat sword
Crafting used 1 each of meat stack and sword hilt

[1] Smith 4 sword hilt + 4 meat stack
You acquire basic meat sword (4)
Crafting used 4 each of meat stack and sword hilt

feed 5 basic meat sword to Slimeling (5 more slime stack(s) due)

clan_viplounge.php?action=floundry
You acquire an item: fishin' pole
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clan_viplounge.php?preaction=buyfloundryitem&whichitem=9004
You acquire an item: bass clarinet

use 1 bass clarinet
You acquire white pixel (10)

equip weapon bass clarinet

use 1 Deck of Every Card

[1] Deck of Every Card
play XXI - The World (68)
Encounter: XXI - The World
You gain 550 Strongness
You gain some Muscle points!

Worshiping at the Shrine to the Barrel God
Took choice 1100/1: Protection
choice.php?whichchoice=1100&pwd&option=1
You acquire an item: barrel lid

equip off-hand barrel lid

equip hat seal-skull helmet

telescope look

telescope look low

cast 1 Summon Confiscated Things
You acquire an item: portable cassette player
You acquire an item: confiscated comic book
You acquire an item: "KICK ME" sign

use 1 confiscated comic book
You acquire an effect: Superheroic (20)

use 1 glowing syringe
You acquire an effect: Biologically Shocked (20)

use 1 concentrated garbage juice
You acquire an effect: Drenched With Filth (20)

cast 1 Ruthless Efficiency
You acquire an effect: Ruthlessly Efficient (20)
You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob map

Visiting Gunther, Lord of the Smackdown

Visiting Gunther, Lord of the Smackdown

buy 1 hermit permit for 95 each from The General Store
You spent 95 Meat
You acquire an item: hermit permit

Visiting Hermit

buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
You spent 47 Meat
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string

use 1 chewing gum on a string
You acquire an item: disco mask

buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
You spent 47 Meat
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string

use 1 chewing gum on a string
You acquire an item: disco ball

buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
You spent 47 Meat
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string

use 1 chewing gum on a string
You acquire an item: worthless gewgaw

Visiting Hermit

trading 1 worthless item for 1 ten-leaf clover
You acquire an item: ten-leaf clover

Use 1 ten-leaf clover
You acquire an item: disassembled clover

buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
You spent 47 Meat
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string

use 1 chewing gum on a string
You acquire an item: ravioli hat

buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
You spent 47 Meat
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string

use 1 chewing gum on a string
You acquire an item: worthless trinket

Visiting Hermit

trading 1 worthless item for 1 ten-leaf clover
You acquire an item: ten-leaf clover

Use 1 ten-leaf clover
You acquire an item: disassembled clover

cast 1 The Moxious Madrigal

cast 1 The Magical Mojomuscular Melody

buy 1 toy accordion for 142 each from Armory and Leggery
You spent 142 Meat
You acquire an item: toy accordion

cast 1 The Magical Mojomuscular Melody
You acquire an effect: The Magical Mojomuscular Melody (5)

cast 1 The Moxious Madrigal
You acquire an effect: The Moxious Madrigal (5)

cast 1 The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith
You acquire an effect: Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith (5)

cast 1 Manicotti Meditation
You acquire an effect: Pasta Oneness (5)

buy 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm for 22 each from The General Store
You spent 22 Meat
You acquire an item: Ben-Gal™ Balm

use 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm
You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)

cast 1 Sauce Contemplation
You acquire an effect: Saucemastery (5)

cast 1 Seal Clubbing Frenzy
You acquire an effect: Seal Clubbing Frenzy (5)

buy 1 glittery mascara for 22 each from The General Store
You spent 22 Meat
You acquire an item: glittery mascara

use 1 glittery mascara
You acquire an effect: Glittering Eyelashes (3)

cast 1 Blood Sugar Sauce Magic
You acquire an intrinsic: Blood Sugar Sauce Magic

buy 5 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
You spent 425 Meat
You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (5)

use 5 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
You gain 49 Muscularity Points

buy 3 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
You spent 255 Meat
You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (3)

use 3 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
You gain 29 Muscularity Points

buy 1 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
You spent 85 Meat
You acquire an item: Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic

use 1 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
You gain 9 Muscularity Points

cast 1 Bend Hell
You acquire an effect: Bendin' Hell (1)

buy 5 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
You spent 425 Meat
You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (5)

use 5 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
You gain 50 Muscularity Points

buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
You spent 47 Meat
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string

use 1 chewing gum on a string
You acquire an item: stolen accordion

buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
You spent 47 Meat
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string

use 1 chewing gum on a string
You acquire an item: mariachi hat

buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
You spent 47 Meat
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string

use 1 chewing gum on a string
You acquire an item: helmet turtle

buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
You spent 47 Meat
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string

use 1 chewing gum on a string
You acquire an item: worthless gewgaw

buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
You spent 47 Meat
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string

use 1 chewing gum on a string
You acquire an item: turtle totem

buy 1 frilly skirt for 76 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
You spent 76 Meat
You acquire an item: frilly skirt

equip pants frilly skirt

cast 1 Ghostly Shell
You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)

cast 1 Astral Shell
You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)

cast 1 Spiky Shell
You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)

cast 1 The Psalm of Pointiness
You acquire an effect: Psalm of Pointiness (5)

cast 1 Leash of Linguini
You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)

cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)

cast 1 Summon Kokomo Resort Pass
You acquire an item: Kokomo Resort Pass

buy 5 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
You spent 425 Meat
You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (5)

use 5 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
You gain 50 Muscularity Points

cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)

cast 1 Shield of the Pastalord
You acquire an effect: Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord (10)
mcd 0

cast 1 Patience of the Tortoise
You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (5)

equip hat helmet turtle

cast 1 Holiday Weight Gain

telescope look high
You acquire an effect: Starry-Eyed (10)

cast 1 Blessing of the War Snapper
You acquire an effect: Disdain of the War Snapper (10)

cast 1 Disco Fever
You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)

cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)

buy 3 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
You spent 255 Meat
You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (3)

use 3 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
You gain 29 Muscularity Points

familiar Galloping Grill (16 lbs)

cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
You gain 308 hit points

place.php?whichplace=snojo&action=snojo_controller
Took choice 1118/2: mysticality training
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[1] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Round 0: yojimbos_law loses initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 9 damage.
Round 2: You gain 9 hit points
Round 2: Victoria Mechanic spits a flaming-hot hot dog at your opponent for 42 damage. Where did the hot dog come from? You ponder that conundrum.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 42 damage.
Round 2: You gain 42 Muscularity Points
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
Round 2: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
Round 3: yojimbos_law casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 6 damage.
Round 4: Victoria Mechanic spits out a red-hot shish kebab, skewering your opponent for 40 damage. You ponder the mystery of how the grill always looks empty, but seems to have an endless supply of food-related ammo.
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 40 damage.
Round 4: You gain 40 Muscularity Points
Round 4: yojimbos_law attacks!
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 11 damage.
Round 5: Victoria Mechanic spits out a red-hot shish kebab, skewering your opponent for 36 damage. You ponder the mystery of how the grill always looks empty, but seems to have an endless supply of food-related ammo.
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 36 damage.
Round 5: You gain 36 Muscularity Points
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
Round 5: yojimbos_law wins the fight!
After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
After Battle: You gain 5 Smarm
You acquire an item: little firkin
After Battle: A little pile of hot ashes falls out of the bottom of Victoria Mechanic.
You acquire an item: hot ashes
After Battle: Victoria Mechanic yips and smiles lovingly up at you. (+4 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 22 Fortitude
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 4 Roguishness

cast 1 Song of the North
You acquire an effect: Song of the North (10)

buy 2 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
You spent 170 Meat
You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (2)

use 2 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
You gain 19 Muscularity Points

familiar Nosy Nose (16 lbs)

buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
You spent 47 Meat
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string

use 1 chewing gum on a string
You acquire an item: pasta spoon

buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
You spent 47 Meat
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string

use 1 chewing gum on a string
You acquire an item: saucepan

cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (5)

cast 1 Scarysauce
You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)

[1] Your Witchess Set
Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
Took choice 1182/1: Play against the Witchess pieces
Encounter: Witchess King
Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
Round 3: yojimbos_law casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 4: Witchess King drops 16 attack power.
Round 4: Witchess King drops 14 defense.
Round 4: Witchess King drops 8 attack power.
Round 4: Witchess King drops 7 defense.
Round 4: Witchess King takes 43 damage.
Round 4: Witchess King takes 21 damage.
Round 4: Witchess King takes 2 damage.
Round 4: Witchess King takes 2 damage.
Round 4: Witchess King takes 1 damage.
Round 4: Witchess King takes 2 damage.
Round 4: You lose 5 hit points
Round 4: yojimbos_law attacks!
Round 5: Witchess King takes 7 damage.
Round 5: Witchess King drops 13 attack power.
Round 5: Witchess King drops 12 defense.
Round 5: Witchess King drops 7 attack power.
Round 5: Witchess King drops 4 defense.
Round 5: Witchess King takes 49 damage.
Round 5: Witchess King takes 25 damage.
Round 5: Witchess King takes 1 damage.
Round 5: Witchess King takes 3 damage.
Round 5: Witchess King takes 1 damage.
Round 5: Witchess King takes 4 damage.
Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
Round 5: yojimbos_law attacks!
Round 6: Witchess King takes 10 damage.
Round 6: Witchess King drops 4 attack power.
Round 6: Witchess King drops 4 defense.
Round 6: Witchess King takes 25 damage.
Round 6: Witchess King takes 1 damage.
Round 6: Witchess King takes 3 damage.
Round 6: Witchess King takes 2 damage.
Round 6: Witchess King takes 5 damage.
Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
Round 6: yojimbos_law attacks!
Round 7: Witchess King takes 7 damage.
Round 7: Witchess King drops 12 attack power.
Round 7: Witchess King drops 10 defense.
Round 7: Witchess King drops 4 attack power.
Round 7: Witchess King drops 4 defense.
Round 7: Witchess King takes 47 damage.
Round 7: Witchess King takes 24 damage.
Round 7: Witchess King takes 2 damage.
Round 7: Witchess King takes 4 damage.
Round 7: Witchess King takes 1 damage.
Round 7: Witchess King takes 5 damage.
Round 7: You lose 1 hit point
Round 7: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
Round 8: Witchess King drops 10 attack power.
Round 8: Witchess King drops 15 defense.
Round 8: Witchess King drops 6 attack power.
Round 8: Witchess King drops 5 defense.
Round 8: Witchess King takes 41 damage.
Round 8: Witchess King takes 9 damage.
Round 8: Witchess King takes 24 damage.
Round 8: Witchess King takes 2 damage.
Round 8: Witchess King takes 2 damage.
Round 8: Witchess King takes 2 damage.
Round 8: Witchess King takes 3 damage.
Round 8: You lose 1 hit point
Round 8: yojimbos_law attacks!
Round 9: Witchess King takes 7 damage.
Round 9: Witchess King drops 12 attack power.
Round 9: Witchess King drops 13 defense.
Round 9: Witchess King drops 7 attack power.
Round 9: Witchess King drops 4 defense.
Round 9: Witchess King takes 43 damage.
Round 9: Witchess King takes 9 damage.
Round 9: Witchess King takes 24 damage.
Round 9: Witchess King takes 2 damage.
Round 9: Witchess King takes 3 damage.
Round 9: Witchess King takes 1 damage.
Round 9: Witchess King takes 4 damage.
Round 9: You lose 1 hit point
Round 9: yojimbos_law attacks!
Round 10: Witchess King takes 9 damage.
Round 10: Witchess King drops 11 attack power.
Round 10: Witchess King drops 12 defense.
Round 10: Witchess King drops 5 attack power.
Round 10: Witchess King drops 6 defense.
Round 10: Witchess King takes 42 damage.
Round 10: Witchess King takes 9 damage.
Round 10: Witchess King takes 23 damage.
Round 10: Witchess King takes 2 damage.
Round 10: Witchess King takes 3 damage.
Round 10: Witchess King takes 1 damage.
Round 10: Witchess King takes 4 damage.
Round 10: You lose 1 hit point
Round 10: yojimbos_law attacks!
Round 11: Witchess King takes 5 damage.
Round 11: Witchess King drops 10 attack power.
Round 11: Witchess King drops 14 defense.
Round 11: Witchess King drops 7 attack power.
Round 11: Witchess King drops 7 defense.
Round 11: Witchess King takes 43 damage.
Round 11: Witchess King takes 9 damage.
Round 11: Witchess King takes 21 damage.
Round 11: Witchess King takes 1 damage.
Round 11: Witchess King takes 4 damage.
Round 11: Witchess King takes 1 damage.
Round 11: Witchess King takes 3 damage.
Round 11: You lose 1 hit point
Round 11: yojimbos_law attacks!
Round 12: Witchess King takes 305 damage.
Round 12: Witchess King drops 13 attack power.
Round 12: Witchess King drops 11 defense.
Round 12: Witchess King drops 5 attack power.
Round 12: Witchess King drops 6 defense.
Round 12: Witchess King takes 9 damage.
Round 12: Witchess King takes 24 damage.
Round 12: Witchess King takes 2 damage.
Round 12: Witchess King takes 4 damage.
Round 12: Witchess King takes 1 damage.
Round 12: Witchess King takes 2 damage.
Round 12: You lose 1 hit point
Round 12: yojimbos_law attacks!
Round 13: Witchess King takes 278 damage.
Round 13: Witchess King drops 12 attack power.
Round 13: Witchess King drops 11 defense.
Round 13: Witchess King drops 6 attack power.
Round 13: Witchess King drops 7 defense.
Round 13: Witchess King takes 9 damage.
Round 13: Witchess King takes 22 damage.
Round 13: Witchess King takes 2 damage.
Round 13: Witchess King takes 4 damage.
Round 13: Witchess King takes 1 damage.
Round 13: Witchess King takes 4 damage.
Round 13: You lose 1 hit point
Round 13: yojimbos_law attacks!
Round 14: Witchess King takes 277 damage.
Round 14: Witchess King drops 6 attack power.
Round 14: Witchess King drops 7 defense.
Round 14: Witchess King takes 44 damage.
Round 14: Witchess King takes 9 damage.
Round 14: Witchess King takes 21 damage.
Round 14: Witchess King takes 1 damage.
Round 14: Witchess King takes 3 damage.
Round 14: Witchess King takes 1 damage.
Round 14: Witchess King takes 2 damage.
Round 14: You lose 1 hit point
Round 14: yojimbos_law attacks!
Round 15: Witchess King takes 280 damage.
Round 15: Witchess King drops 12 attack power.
Round 15: Witchess King drops 12 defense.
Round 15: Witchess King drops 7 attack power.
Round 15: Witchess King drops 7 defense.
Round 15: Witchess King takes 9 damage.
Round 15: Witchess King takes 23 damage.
Round 15: Witchess King takes 1 damage.
Round 15: Witchess King takes 4 damage.
Round 15: Witchess King takes 2 damage.
Round 15: Witchess King takes 5 damage.
Round 15: You lose 1 hit point
Round 15: yojimbos_law attacks!
Round 16: Witchess King takes 288 damage.
Round 16: Witchess King drops 5 attack power.
Round 16: Witchess King drops 7 defense.
Round 16: Witchess King takes 49 damage.
Round 16: Witchess King takes 10 damage.
Round 16: yojimbos_law wins the fight!
After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
After Battle: You gain 4 Sarcasm
You acquire an item: dented scepter
After Battle: You gain 28 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 12 Wizardliness
You gain some Mysticality points!
After Battle: You gain 11 Chutzpah
You gain a Moxie point!

equip weapon dented scepter

familiar Rockin' Robin (16 lbs)
mcd 10

[1] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Round 0: yojimbos_law loses initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 11 damage.
Round 2: You gain 11 hit points
Round 2: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 221 damage.
Round 3: You gain 4 hit points
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 122 damage.
Round 3: yojimbos_law wins the fight!
After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
After Battle: You gain 5 Roguishness
After Battle: Tweetin' Annie makes some pleasing tweedledy-deedledy-deet noises as she helps you look for items.
You acquire an item: little firkin
After Battle: Tweetin' Annie suddenly shouts "Holy Forecast, yOjimBoS_lAw!" Then she grins, because... what? (+7 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 27 Strongness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 10 Smarm
You gain a Moxie point!

buy 3 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
You spent 255 Meat
You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (3)

use 3 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
You gain 30 Muscularity Points

[1] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Round 0: yojimbos_law loses initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 226 damage.
Round 2: You gain 4 hit points
Round 2: yojimbos_law wins the fight!
After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
After Battle: Tweetin' Annie lands near you and starts boppin' her little head back and forth as she helps you look for loot.
After Battle: Tweetin' Annie grins cheerfully as she flits about, tweedlin' and deedlin'. (+7 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 30 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 5 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 14 Chutzpah
You gain a Moxie point!

[1] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Round 0: yojimbos_law loses initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
Round 1: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 231 damage.
Round 2: You gain 5 hit points
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
Round 2: yojimbos_law wins the fight!
After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
After Battle: You gain 5 Smarm
After Battle: Tweetin' Annie makes some pleasing tweedledy-deedledy-deet noises as she helps you look for items.
After Battle: Tweetin' Annie suddenly shouts "Holy Measures, yOjimBoS_lAw!" Then she grins, because... what? (+7 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 30 Beefiness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 12 Magicalness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 9 Smarm
You gain a Moxie point!

[1] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Round 0: yojimbos_law loses initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 14 damage.
Round 2: You gain 14 hit points
Round 2: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 238 damage.
Round 3: You gain 6 hit points
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
Round 3: yojimbos_law wins the fight!
Your familiar gains a pound: Tweetin' Annie, the 2 lb. Rockin' Robin
After Battle: Tweetin' Annie whistles a few bars of Gloria. It really gets your toes tappin'.
You acquire an item: little firkin
After Battle: Tweetin' Annie suddenly shouts "Holy Molecules, yOjimBoS_lAw!" Then she grins, because... what? (+7 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 30 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 15 Chutzpah
You gain a Moxie point!

[1] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Round 0: yojimbos_law loses initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
Round 1: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 15 damage.
Round 2: You gain 15 hit points
Round 2: yojimbos_law casts THRUST-SMACK!
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 449 damage.
Round 3: You gain 7 hit points
Round 3: yojimbos_law wins the fight!
After Battle: Tweetin' Annie lands near you and starts boppin' her little head back and forth as she helps you look for loot.
You acquire an item: little firkin
You acquire an item: robin's egg
After Battle: Tweetin' Annie grins cheerfully as she flits about, tweedlin' and deedlin'. (+8 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 39 Fortitude
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 10 Roguishness

familiar Nosy Nose (16 lbs)

familiar Slimeling (16 lbs)

feed 1 disco mask to Slimeling (estimated 1.0 charges)

feed 1 mariachi hat to Slimeling (estimated 1.0 charges)

feed 1 ravioli hat to Slimeling (estimated 1.0 charges)

feed 1 pasta spoon to Slimeling (estimated 1.0 charges)

feed 1 disco ball to Slimeling (estimated 1.0 charges)

feed 1 stolen accordion to Slimeling (estimated 1.0 charges)

trading 1 worthless item for 1 seal tooth
You acquire an item: seal tooth

equip weapon bass clarinet

cast 1 Mathematical Precision
You acquire an effect: Mathematically Precise (20)

equip weapon dented scepter
mcd 0
mcd 10

equip acc3 portable cassette player

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Visiting Hot Dog Stand in clan VIP lounge

Visiting Speakeasy in clan VIP lounge

[1] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Round 0: yojimbos_law loses initiative!
Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
Round 1: El Smiling is just skin and bones. Well, slime and slime, technically, but still -- you should feed him!
You acquire an effect: Dangerous Zone Song (1)
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
Round 1: You lose 11 hit points
Round 1: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 17 damage.
Round 2: You gain 17 hit points
Round 2: El Smiling paces around aimlessly, making wet squishy noises.
Round 2: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
Round 3: El Smiling leaps on your opponent, sliming it for 20 damage. It's inspiring!
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 20 damage.
Round 3: You gain 20 Muscularity Points
Round 3: El Smiling's starting to look a little thin.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
Round 3: yojimbos_law uses the seal tooth!
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
Round 4: El Smiling leaps on your opponent, sliming it for 12 damage. It's inspiring!
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 12 damage.
Round 4: You gain 12 Muscularity Points
Round 4: El Smiling's starting to look a little thin.
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 124 damage.
Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
Round 4: You lose 5 hit points
Round 4: You lose 10 hit points
Round 4: yojimbos_law casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 6 damage.
Round 5: El Smiling leaps on your opponent, sliming it for 14 damage. It's inspiring!
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 14 damage.
Round 5: You gain 14 Muscularity Points
Round 5: El Smiling's starting to look a little thin.
Round 5: yojimbos_law casts ENTANGLING NOODLES!
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 15 attack power.
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 15 defense.
Round 6: El Smiling leaps on your opponent, sliming it for 12 damage. It's inspiring!
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 12 damage.
Round 6: You gain 12 Muscularity Points
Round 6: El Smiling's starting to look a little thin.
Round 6: yojimbos_law uses the seal tooth!
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
Round 7: El Smiling paces around aimlessly, making wet squishy noises.
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
Round 7: You lose 6 hit points
Round 7: You lose 2 hit points
Round 7: You lose 11 hit points
Round 7: yojimbos_law uses the seal tooth!
Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
Round 8: El Smiling paces around aimlessly, making wet squishy noises.
Round 8: yojimbos_law uses the seal tooth!
Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
Round 9: El Smiling leaps on your opponent, sliming it for 15 damage. It's inspiring!
Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 15 damage.
Round 9: You gain 15 Muscularity Points
Round 9: El Smiling's starting to look a little thin.
Round 9: You lose 2 hit points
Round 9: You lose 7 hit points
Round 9: You lose 10 hit points
Round 9: yojimbos_law uses the seal tooth!
Round 10: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
Round 10: El Smiling leaps on your opponent, sliming it for 10 damage. It's inspiring!
Round 10: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 10 damage.
Round 10: You gain 10 Muscularity Points
Round 10: El Smiling's starting to look a little thin.
Round 10: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
Round 11: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 284 damage.
Round 11: You gain 8 hit points
Round 11: El Smiling leaps on your opponent, sliming it for 20 damage. It's inspiring!
Round 11: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 20 damage.
Round 11: You gain 20 Muscularity Points
Round 11: El Smiling's starting to look a little thin.
Round 11: yojimbos_law wins the fight!
You acquire an item: ice rice
After Battle: El Smiling shudders, makes some gurgling noises, and expels a big glob of... something.
You acquire an item: slime stack
After Battle: El Smiling hops around, dancing a jig accompanied by wet squelching noises.
After Battle: You gain 29 Fortitude
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 12 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 13 Sarcasm
You gain a Moxie point!

familiar Nosy Nose (16 lbs)

uneffect The Moxious Madrigal

cast 1 Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption
You acquire an effect: Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption (5)
mcd 0
unequip acc3

cast 1 Song of Starch
You acquire an effect: Song of Starch (10)
You lose an effect: Song of the North (0)

[1] Your Witchess Set
Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
Took choice 1182/1: Play against the Witchess pieces
Encounter: Witchess Queen
Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
You lose an effect: Dangerous Zone Song (1)
Round 1: yojimbos_law uses the robin's egg and uses the slime stack!
Round 2: Witchess Queen drops 75 attack power.
Round 2: Witchess Queen drops 76 defense.
Round 2: Witchess Queen takes 183 damage.
Round 2: Witchess Queen takes 22 damage.
Round 2: Witchess Queen takes 1 damage.
Round 2: Witchess Queen takes 1 damage.
Round 2: Witchess Queen takes 1 damage.
Round 2: Witchess Queen takes 4 damage.
Round 2: You lose 8 hit points
Round 2: yojimbos_law attacks!
Round 3: Witchess Queen takes 4 damage.
Round 3: Witchess Queen takes 21 damage.
Round 3: Witchess Queen takes 1 damage.
Round 3: Witchess Queen takes 2 damage.
Round 3: Witchess Queen takes 1 damage.
Round 3: Witchess Queen takes 3 damage.
Round 3: You lose 6 hit points
Round 3: yojimbos_law attacks!
Round 4: Witchess Queen takes 4 damage.
Round 4: Witchess Queen takes 22 damage.
Round 4: Witchess Queen takes 1 damage.
Round 4: Witchess Queen takes 2 damage.
Round 4: Witchess Queen takes 1 damage.
Round 4: Witchess Queen takes 5 damage.
Round 4: You lose 7 hit points
Round 4: yojimbos_law attacks!
Round 5: Witchess Queen takes 3 damage.
Round 5: Witchess Queen drops 7 attack power.
Round 5: Witchess Queen drops 9 defense.
Round 5: Witchess Queen takes 22 damage.
Round 5: Witchess Queen takes 1 damage.
Round 5: Witchess Queen takes 2 damage.
Round 5: Witchess Queen takes 1 damage.
Round 5: Witchess Queen takes 3 damage.
Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
Round 5: yojimbos_law attacks!
Round 6: Witchess Queen takes 108 damage.
Round 6: Witchess Queen drops 9 attack power.
Round 6: Witchess Queen drops 9 defense.
Round 6: Witchess Queen takes 25 damage.
Round 6: Witchess Queen takes 1 damage.
Round 6: Witchess Queen takes 2 damage.
Round 6: Witchess Queen takes 1 damage.
Round 6: Witchess Queen takes 2 damage.
Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
Round 6: yojimbos_law attacks!
Round 7: Witchess Queen takes 125 damage.
Round 7: Witchess Queen takes 42 damage.
Round 7: Witchess Queen takes 25 damage.
Round 7: Witchess Queen takes 1 damage.
Round 7: Witchess Queen takes 2 damage.
Round 7: Witchess Queen takes 1 damage.
Round 7: Witchess Queen takes 3 damage.
Round 7: You lose 1 hit point
Round 7: yojimbos_law attacks!
Round 8: Witchess Queen takes 119 damage.
Round 8: Witchess Queen drops 9 attack power.
Round 8: Witchess Queen drops 10 defense.
Round 8: Witchess Queen takes 40 damage.
Round 8: Witchess Queen takes 25 damage.
Round 8: Witchess Queen takes 1 damage.
Round 8: Witchess Queen takes 2 damage.
Round 8: Witchess Queen takes 1 damage.
Round 8: Witchess Queen takes 4 damage.
Round 8: You lose 1 hit point
Round 8: yojimbos_law attacks!
Round 9: Witchess Queen takes 113 damage.
Round 9: Witchess Queen drops 8 attack power.
Round 9: Witchess Queen drops 7 defense.
Round 9: Witchess Queen takes 23 damage.
Round 9: Witchess Queen takes 1 damage.
Round 9: Witchess Queen takes 2 damage.
Round 9: Witchess Queen takes 1 damage.
Round 9: Witchess Queen takes 2 damage.
Round 9: You lose 1 hit point
Round 9: yojimbos_law attacks!
Round 10: Witchess Queen takes 122 damage.
Round 10: Witchess Queen takes 25 damage.
Round 10: Witchess Queen takes 1 damage.
Round 10: Witchess Queen takes 1 damage.
Round 10: Witchess Queen takes 1 damage.
Round 10: Witchess Queen takes 4 damage.
Round 10: You lose 1 hit point
Round 10: yojimbos_law attacks!
Round 11: Witchess Queen takes 126 damage.
Round 11: Witchess Queen drops 7 attack power.
Round 11: Witchess Queen drops 10 defense.
Round 11: Witchess Queen takes 23 damage.
Round 11: Witchess Queen takes 1 damage.
Round 11: Witchess Queen takes 2 damage.
Round 11: Witchess Queen takes 1 damage.
Round 11: Witchess Queen takes 2 damage.
Round 11: You lose 1 hit point
Round 11: yojimbos_law attacks!
Round 12: Witchess Queen takes 143 damage.
Round 12: Witchess Queen drops 9 attack power.
Round 12: Witchess Queen drops 7 defense.
Round 12: Witchess Queen takes 49 damage.
Round 12: Witchess Queen takes 25 damage.
Round 12: Witchess Queen takes 1 damage.
Round 12: Witchess Queen takes 2 damage.
Round 12: Witchess Queen takes 1 damage.
Round 12: Witchess Queen takes 5 damage.
Round 12: You lose 1 hit point
Round 12: yojimbos_law attacks!
Round 13: Witchess Queen takes 158 damage.
Round 13: Witchess Queen drops 8 attack power.
Round 13: Witchess Queen drops 7 defense.
Round 13: Witchess Queen takes 20 damage.
Round 13: Witchess Queen takes 1 damage.
Round 13: Witchess Queen takes 2 damage.
Round 13: Witchess Queen takes 1 damage.
Round 13: Witchess Queen takes 2 damage.
Round 13: You lose 1 hit point
Round 13: yojimbos_law attacks!
Round 14: Witchess Queen takes 143 damage.
Round 14: Witchess Queen drops 9 attack power.
Round 14: Witchess Queen drops 7 defense.
Round 14: Witchess Queen takes 41 damage.
Round 14: Witchess Queen takes 23 damage.
Round 14: Witchess Queen takes 1 damage.
Round 14: Witchess Queen takes 2 damage.
Round 14: Witchess Queen takes 1 damage.
Round 14: Witchess Queen takes 3 damage.
Round 14: You lose 1 hit point
Round 14: yojimbos_law attacks!
Round 15: Witchess Queen takes 153 damage.
Round 15: Witchess Queen takes 44 damage.
Round 15: Witchess Queen takes 23 damage.
Round 15: Witchess Queen takes 1 damage.
Round 15: Witchess Queen takes 2 damage.
Round 15: Witchess Queen takes 1 damage.
Round 15: Witchess Queen takes 1 damage.
Round 15: You lose 1 hit point
Round 15: yojimbos_law attacks!
Round 16: Witchess Queen takes 150 damage.
Round 16: Witchess Queen takes 25 damage.
Round 16: Witchess Queen takes 1 damage.
Round 16: Witchess Queen takes 2 damage.
Round 16: Witchess Queen takes 1 damage.
Round 16: Witchess Queen takes 3 damage.
Round 16: You lose 1 hit point
Round 16: yojimbos_law attacks!
Round 17: Witchess Queen takes 152 damage.
Round 17: Witchess Queen drops 9 attack power.
Round 17: Witchess Queen drops 6 defense.
Round 17: Witchess Queen takes 24 damage.
Round 17: Witchess Queen takes 1 damage.
Round 17: Witchess Queen takes 2 damage.
Round 17: Witchess Queen takes 1 damage.
Round 17: Witchess Queen takes 3 damage.
Round 17: You lose 1 hit point
Round 17: yojimbos_law attacks!
Round 18: Witchess Queen takes 157 damage.
Round 18: Witchess Queen takes 45 damage.
Round 18: Witchess Queen takes 23 damage.
Round 18: Witchess Queen takes 1 damage.
Round 18: Witchess Queen takes 2 damage.
Round 18: Witchess Queen takes 1 damage.
Round 18: Witchess Queen takes 5 damage.
Round 18: You lose 1 hit point
Round 18: yojimbos_law attacks!
Round 19: Witchess Queen takes 150 damage.
Round 19: Witchess Queen drops 9 attack power.
Round 19: Witchess Queen drops 8 defense.
Round 19: Witchess Queen takes 22 damage.
Round 19: Witchess Queen takes 1 damage.
Round 19: Witchess Queen takes 1 damage.
Round 19: Witchess Queen takes 1 damage.
Round 19: Witchess Queen takes 1 damage.
Round 19: You lose 1 hit point
Round 19: yojimbos_law attacks!
Round 20: Witchess Queen takes 157 damage.
Round 20: Witchess Queen drops 7 attack power.
Round 20: Witchess Queen drops 10 defense.
Round 20: Witchess Queen takes 22 damage.
Round 20: Witchess Queen takes 1 damage.
Round 20: Witchess Queen takes 2 damage.
Round 20: Witchess Queen takes 1 damage.
Round 20: Witchess Queen takes 5 damage.
Round 20: You lose 1 hit point
Round 20: yojimbos_law attacks!
Round 21: Witchess Queen takes 150 damage.
Round 21: Witchess Queen takes 20 damage.
Round 21: Witchess Queen takes 1 damage.
Round 21: Witchess Queen takes 2 damage.
Round 21: Witchess Queen takes 1 damage.
Round 21: Witchess Queen takes 4 damage.
Round 21: You lose 1 hit point
Round 21: yojimbos_law attacks!
Round 22: Witchess Queen takes 147 damage.
Round 22: Witchess Queen takes 23 damage.
Round 22: Witchess Queen takes 1 damage.
Round 22: Witchess Queen takes 1 damage.
Round 22: Witchess Queen takes 1 damage.
Round 22: Witchess Queen takes 2 damage.
Round 22: You lose 1 hit point
Round 22: yojimbos_law attacks!
Round 23: Witchess Queen takes 152 damage.
Round 23: Witchess Queen takes 23 damage.
Round 23: Witchess Queen takes 1 damage.
Round 23: Witchess Queen takes 2 damage.
Round 23: Witchess Queen takes 1 damage.
Round 23: Witchess Queen takes 3 damage.
Round 23: You lose 1 hit point
Round 23: yojimbos_law attacks!
Round 24: Witchess Queen takes 159 damage.
Round 24: Witchess Queen takes 23 damage.
Round 24: Witchess Queen takes 1 damage.
Round 24: Witchess Queen takes 1 damage.
Round 24: Witchess Queen takes 1 damage.
Round 24: Witchess Queen takes 4 damage.
Round 24: You lose 1 hit point
Round 24: yojimbos_law attacks!
Round 25: Witchess Queen takes 180 damage.
Round 25: Witchess Queen takes 22 damage.
Round 25: Witchess Queen takes 1 damage.
Round 25: Witchess Queen takes 2 damage.
Round 25: Witchess Queen takes 1 damage.
Round 25: Witchess Queen takes 2 damage.
Round 25: You lose 1 hit point
Round 25: yojimbos_law attacks!
Round 26: Witchess Queen takes 170 damage.
Round 26: Witchess Queen takes 50 damage.
Round 26: yojimbos_law wins the fight!
You acquire an item: very pointy crown
After Battle: You gain 40 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 15 Magicalness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 12 Chutzpah
You gain a Moxie point!

equip hat very pointy crown