101 - Session 1

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<Duneko> see huh, i told you we'd see Maryn again~
<huh> Now DMC's threesome can continue~ I MEAN
<Duneko> ;_;
<Duneko> your words sting, huh...
 * Duneko is sad in her corner.
<Maryn> Threesome eh~?
<huh> threesome~
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<Maryn> Did you bring that stuffs huh?
<huh> which?
<Maryn> Y'know.. "That" stuffs. It goes *squish*.
<huh> Ah, yeah.
<huh> Of course. I keep it here.
 * Duneko blinks twice.
<Maryn>  Ey Duneko~ C'mere.
<Duneko> ...eh?
<Maryn> We gots something to show you~
 * Duneko fidgets where she is.
<Duneko> y-your tone of voice is suspicious~...
<huh> Don't worry~
<huh> We won't be rough~
<Maryn> HUH! HOLD EM DOWN!
<huh> GOT IT
 * huh jumps on Dune!
 * Duneko was blushing, but now tries scrambling away!
 * Duneko dodges to the right!
<huh> Ah, she's fast!
<huh> Though, it's no fun if they go quietly~!
<Maryn> The yelp, it reminds me of the hunt~
 * Duneko braces herself where she is, dropping into a combat stance and drawing a contact-stun taser.
<Duneko> d-d-don't come any closer!
 * Duneko is obviously scared and nervous, but tries being brave and brandishes the taser in front of herself.
<huh> Taser? I've long since become immune to taht sort of thing.
 * huh smiles.
 * Maryn whispers to huh. Ok you take her from the right...
 * Duneko gulps, looks more fearful, and retreats slowly, carefully.
 * huh nods, discreetly.
 * huh hods Duneko's shoulders down.
 * Duneko 's eyes widen and she gasps as she backs into, and is suddenly pinned to a wall.
 * Duneko tries using her hand to attack with the taser!
<huh> Ah, it's been so long since I've tasted fresh meat...
 * Duneko 's heart rate rises in panic upon hearing this, and her own predicament.
<huh> Excellent.
 * huh suddenly collapses, striched with mAIDS
<huh> Shit... my mAIDS...
 * huh expires.
<Maryn> NO!!!!!!!!!
 * Duneko remains leaning against the wall in shock.
 * Maryn approaches Duneko with a sly look..."You and me are going to have some fun.."
 * Duneko shakes her head to try and clear it, and sticks out the taser in front of her again.
 * Maryn brushes that palty tazer away. "Do you think that thing will stop me?"
 * Duneko cringes against the wall in fear, her weapon knocked away.
 * Maryn grabs both of her shoulder, moving ever closer to Duneko... and begins moving her hands against Duneko's thigh.
<Maryn> My, my.. such smooth legs you have...
 * Duneko 's eyes begin to form tears, but she continues to resist by trying to wrap one leg behind Maryn's, to trip him!
 * Maryn lets out quick yelp and falls on her butt.
<Maryn> Why you..~
 * Duneko sweeps her leg around Maryn's tripping her, and begins to run away herself but trips over the fallen huh, emitting a small yelp of pain as she lands.
<Duneko> yaah~!
 * Maryn quickly gets up and sits on Duneko's back.
 * Duneko flails her arms and legs a bit in an attempt to throw off the assailant, but then stops.
<Duneko> 14p-please...
<Duneko> 14g-get off of me...
<Maryn> No way~ I have't had a girl in the longest time~ I wonder how they are...
 * Duneko whimpers a bit as tears begin to flow, and her attempts to rise failing in vain.
 * Maryn take a firm grab of Duneko's fine ass.
<Maryn> My~
 * Duneko recoils slightly.
<Duneko> aah~
 * Maryn moves her hands slightly down to her sacred garden.. "You're getting wet.."
<Maryn> What a naughty little girl we have here
 * Duneko cringes at the comment, feebly speaking.
<Duneko> 14stop,15please...
 * Maryn grabs a hold of Duneko's head and turns it a bit toward Maryn's way.. closing in for a kiss..
 * ChanServ sets mode: +h Wriggle
 * Maryn whispers, "I suggest you close your eyes for this part dear Duneko...~"
 * Duneko tries resisting, but is too distraught to coordinate herself well enough
to do so.
<Maryn> My, my still a fiesty one.
 * Duneko closes her eyes, whimpering and pleading again less out of respect for the command, but instead in fear.
 * Maryn is closes enough to hear Duneko breathing now.. her breath is getting quicker as well as mine as she(me) hasn't had a girl in the longest time...
<Duneko> 15y-yy-ou can stop now, and i won't tell anyone...
 * Maryn nears a for a kiss... only millimeters away.
 * Duneko feels Maryn's hot breath on her lips, and tries feebly pursing them.
 * Maryn takes her hand.. and flicks her on the middle of the forehead.
 * Maryn gets off of Duneko and takes a few steps back.
 * huh gets up as well.
<Maryn> "Well Duneko, did you learn a valuable lesson today?"
<huh> That's right, you should be careful.
 * huh nods sagely.
 * Duneko rolls over, and glares at the group in utter confusion.
<Maryn> That Duneko, is how you grope a Meido.
 * Maryn helps Duneko up.
<Maryn> Are you just gonna stay down there all day?
<huh> By following these simple steps, you can avoid awkward situations where you're just not groping right.
 * Duneko blinks at Maryn, but then accepts the hand in a daze.
<Duneko> wh...
<Duneko> what...was all of this?
<Maryn> Groping 101
<huh> What you didn't really think we'd- oh, nonono.
<Maryn> Of course not Duneko...
 * Duneko sighs in relief.
 * Maryn moves next to Duneko and mutters a few words.. "So.. did you enjoy it~?"
 * Maryn grins and heads toward where Huh was.
 * Duneko blushes heavily and drops her head.
<Maryn> Thanks for the help today huh. Here's your pay, 90 favors.
<huh> Looks like our work's done here, Maryn.
<huh> And thanks.
<Maryn> Good job.
 * huh takes the payment and nods.
 * Duneko timidly walks around the two to retrieve her taser again.
<[Mar]Narrator> STAY TUNE FOR NEXT WEEKS SHOW!
<[Mar]Narrator> Our next lesson will be, "Dildos and you." Join us again!
<[Mar]Narrator> Bye, bye! *waves*
 * [Mar]Narrator plays the Jeopardy theme..
<Maryn> Whoops, oh well. I mean to say, "This message was brought to you by gracious donations and views like you.."
 * OutroModeDuneko can still be seen blushing heavily, as the Q&A segment enters.
<OutroModeDuneko> ah, hello!
<OutroModeDuneko> i-i'm here to help get your questions answered.
 * OutroModeDuneko skips the usual windup(i wonder why?) and goes straight to the point.
 * OutroModeDuneko draws a paper strip out of a comically checkered neon pink and green top hat sitting upended on a podium next to her.
<OutroModeDuneko> a-ah, a question from our viewers here, apparently.
 * OutroModeDuneko blushes a bit more as she reads the message.
<OutroModeDuneko> "What was it that was in the paper bag? the 'stuffs'?"
<Maryn> "Oh that~? It's some K.Y. Jelly and a Thor"~
 * OutroModeDuneko blinks several times in confusion as she blushes more heavily.
<OutroModeDuneko> a-aah, what?
<Maryn> Muahahaha
 * Maryn presents Thor
 * OutroModeDuneko 's face goes entirely blank upon seeing the monstrosity, before flushing red and running away.
<OutroModeDuneko> yaaah~!
<Maryn> Come back~!
<huh> Look what you've done! :<
<Maryn> Well till next time! Join us again for the next Q&A!
 * Maryn puts it in back in the bag.. grinning.
<Maryn> You can come back now Duneko~
 * OutroModeDuneko can be seen in the background, wide-and-teary-eyed, cringing fearfully.
 <OutroModeDuneko> n-no...
<Maryn> Its' gone. I've put it back in storage~
 * Maryn grabs Duneko back onto the stage. Struggling...
 * OutroModeDuneko cringes a little more as she slides.
<Maryn> It was just a prop~
<OutroModeDuneko> p-please don't maul me with that thing...
<Maryn> Don't worry, I won't use it on you.. or in you..
<Maryn> Whichever you like.
<Maryn> Ey Huh, can you turn off that Camera running in the background?
<huh> Oh? Sure.
 * huh flicks a button.
 * OutroModeDuneko 's teeth chatter in fear, as she tries sliding away, quietly.
<Maryn> Thanks.
<Maryn> Now, would you like some tea? It'll help you calm down.
 * Maryn looks at Duneko oddly with her head tilted to the side.
<Maryn> Are you ok?
 * OutroModeDuneko : Hinamizawa illness L3/5.
 * Maryn sighs.
<OutroModeDuneko> y-you'd do something to that, too..
<Maryn> Sure, any particular brand you'd like?
 * OutroModeDuneko rocks back and forth in her corner, until hearing the question.
 * OutroModeDuneko then stops, and tries calming herself down.
<OutroModeDuneko> jasmine, if you please.
<Maryn> Right away, it'll be just a moment.
 * Maryn turns to huh.
<Maryn> Can you please keep Duneko company for a moment please? She's kind of Schizophrenzic.
<huh> Of course.
 * Maryn opens a door to the kitchen and closes behind her
 * Maryn yells out expletives that can be heard from the kitchen.
<Maryn> "Tch, this will do..."
 * OutroModeDuneko cringes a little at the noises, but is largely able to calm herself down.
 * Maryn er... the living room.
 * Maryn opens the slightly ajared door and presents 3 cups and a kettle.
<Maryn> Here you go..
 * Maryn pours in each of the cup and hands to Duneko first.
 * OutroModeDuneko delicately takes the cup of tea and sips it.
<Maryn> Its a bit warm, please take care.
 * OutroModeDuneko has cat's tongue, and so recoils a bit at the heat but still manages to taste it.
<Maryn> Huh, perhaps are you interested in a cup of tea?
 * OutroModeDuneko blows on her cup of tea and then looks up to Maryn, saying:
<OutroModeDuneko> it's good, thank you.
<Maryn> You're quite welcomed.
 * Maryn stares at huh's blank face.. "hm?" But decides to ignore it and helps herself to a seat next to Duneko.
<Maryn> Now, that was quite a time-kill wasn't it?
 * OutroModeDuneko hold the warm cup of tea in her hands and blows on it a little more.
<OutroModeDuneko> yeah, it was.
<Maryn> If you'd like, you can come in for the next session as well, but it seems you're still a little shaken from that little incident earlier.
 * Maryn takes a sip of her tea and contines talking.
<Maryn> But I won't force you to come this time if you are not comfortable with it...
 * OutroModeDuneko takes a sip of her tea as well, and sighs warmly.
<OutroModeDuneko> thank you for the choice this time,
 * OutroModeDuneko is now known as Duneko
<Duneko> i think i'll be here for the next session.
 * Duneko blushes slightly.
<Maryn> Ohohoho~
 * Maryn grins.
 * Duneko blushes a little more as she stammers out a response.
<Duneko> w-well, you can't have shows ending on the first episode, now can you?
 * Duneko drops her head and blushes a little more heavily as she seems to whisper to herself.
<Maryn> I'll be more gentle this time~
<Duneko> a-ah, thank you, i guess...
<Maryn> With that,I shall take my leave. Take care now, oh you got a nice little birthmark on your butt~ tehee so cute~
 * Maryn is now known as Orange
 * Duneko blushes more heavily where she sits and remains silent as Maryn leaves.
 * Orange looks at Maryn as she leaves the door. "Bye!~"
<Orange> Session 1 End!