Return to Horror Hotel (2019)

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♪ You're a monster ♪

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♪ Mademoiselle ♪

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♪ I don't know what to do ♪

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♪ First I'm all in love
then I'm terrified of you ♪

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♪ You're like Dr. Jekyll
and Mr. Hyde, it's true ♪

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♪ Used to Prince Charming but
now you're the boogeyman ♪

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♪ I don't understand ♪

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♪ Got me jumpin' and I'm
screamin' like a scary movie ♪

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♪ You're like a thriller in the night ♪

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♪ What ya doin' to me ♪

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♪ The more I walk away, you
tiptoe a little closer ♪

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♪ Ooh you're like a roller coaster ♪

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♪ Keep goin' up and down ♪

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♪ Creepy ghosts and goblins
lurkin' in the night ♪

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♪ That's what you remind me of ♪

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♪ Ooh, I love you ♪

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♪ But you frighten me when you
turn into the monster you are ♪

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♪ You're a monster ♪

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♪ I can't believe I've fallen
in love with a monster ♪

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♪ I'm scared of you ♪

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♪ It's only because you're a monster ♪

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♪ I don't know how to run
or escape from you, you ♪

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♪ Every time you catch me you
chew me up and spit me out ♪

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♪ I'm gonna go find a new boyfriend ♪

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♪ Just so that I can parade him around ♪

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♪ I'm gonna find a shorter skirt ♪

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♪ Because I'm over you ♪

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♪ Yeah, I'm over you ♪

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♪ Yeah I'm over you ♪

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♪ Yeah I'm over you ♪

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♪ I'm gonna put up all
the pictures of you ♪

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- My kind of town.

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♪ I'm gonna make sure all
of you're crazy little ♪

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- Aw, come on.

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♪ Are ♪

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♪ You're a monster ♪

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♪ I can't believe I've fallen
in love with a monster ♪

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♪ I'm scared of you, it's only because ♪

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♪ You're a monster ♪

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♪ Don't know how to run
or escape from you, you ♪

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♪ Every time you catch me you
chew me up and spit me out ♪

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♪ Spit me out ♪

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♪ Spit, spit me out ♪

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♪ Spit me ♪

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♪ Darkness comin' soon ♪

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♪ He's startin' to grow fangs ♪

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♪ He's howlin' at the moon ♪

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♪ Gotta get away or my
heart he'll consume ♪

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♪ You used to be Prince Charming ♪

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♪ But now you're the boogeyman ♪

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♪ I don't understand ♪

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♪ You've got me jumpin'
and I'm screamin' ♪

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♪ Like a scary movie ♪

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♪ You're like a thriller in the night ♪

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♪ Whatcha doin' to me ♪

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♪ The more I walk away, you
tiptoe a little closer ♪

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♪ Ooh you're like a roller coaster ♪

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♪ Keep goin' up and down ♪

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♪ Down ♪
♪ Creepy ghosts and goblins ♪

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♪ Lurkin' in the night ♪

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♪ That's what you remind me of ♪

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♪ Ooh I love you ♪

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♪ But you frighten me ♪

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♪ When you turn into the monster you are ♪

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♪ You're a monster ♪

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♪ I can't believe I've fallen in love ♪

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♪ With a monster ♪

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♪ I'm scared of you, it's only because ♪

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♪ You're a monster ♪

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♪ Don't know how to run
or escape from you, you ♪

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♪ Every time ya catch me you
chew me up and spit me out ♪

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♪ Spit, spit me out ♪

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♪ Got me runnin' for my life ♪

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♪ Got me hidin' in this
haunted house of yours, baby ♪

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♪ I'm jealous when I
think that I got away ♪

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♪ Ya try to catch me ♪

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♪ Baby ♪

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♪ You're a monster ♪

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♪ I can't believe I've fallen
in love with a monster ♪

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♪ I'm scared of you, it's only because ♪

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♪ You're a monster ♪

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♪ Don't know how to run
or escape from you, you ♪

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♪ Every time you catch me, you
chew me up and spit me out ♪

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♪ Spit me out ♪

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♪ Spit, spit me out ♪

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- In a way.

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- The creepy sorta way.

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No, really, Paris.

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I gotta find your sister right away.

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Did you check her room?

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- Which one's her room?

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- She shares a room with Carolina.

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Room 119.

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- I got a nice quiet room
with two beds for $18.

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- You got anything cheaper?

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- I got singles for 12,
but it's only got one bed.

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- That'll do.

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- You all gonna sleep piled up in one bed?

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- Kids like to bunk on
the floor, don't you?

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- Ma'am, wouldn't your
kids be more comfortable

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in their own bed?

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- These kids aren't mine.

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They're my brothers.

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We're meeting him in Atlanta.

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He's been roughnecking out
on an oil rig in the Gulf.

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I can't wait to get
these kids off my hands.

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- Room 333.

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- Until the grass is mowed!

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- Bed bugs.

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- Go inside.

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- I'm afraid.

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- I'm afraid.

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Mario, Abby, just
get your whiny butts inside.

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It's my heart medicine.

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A bit of wine a day keeps the doctor away.

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It's fortified.

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- For and fived?

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- Shut up, Abby.

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You are so stupid.

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I am sick and tired of ridin'
around with you little kids.

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Tonight I am gonna ride around
with a couple of grownups.

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Those boys and girls across the street

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look like they've got the right idea.

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Might as well get a little buzz going on,

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save some cash at the bar.

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Woo!

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I'll be entertaining on that bed tonight.

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Runts, stay outta my way.

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Stinkin' kids, you give
me a total migraine.

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- No, sir.

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- Looks like a fish.

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There's no men in here.

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This is a dry hole.

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- Men in here?

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- Lights are killin' me!

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- The paper's not yours, sister.

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- Mario.
- The phone.

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- Turn off that light.

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- I'm ready to
be tied up, Betty Lou.

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- Four Eyes.

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You know you're supposed
to tie me up first.

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- Oh.

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♪ Well ya don't have to run, you don't ♪

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- Reba, Gizmo?

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- Yeah, Ferd, can we come in?

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- I don't know.

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What you want?

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- You know, bugs.

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- I don't know, man, I guess I got some.

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- Well, like, can we try a little?

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- You've had your free sample.

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You know what it does.

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- Yeah, but Kado hasn't and
he wants to try a little.

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- Somethin' for nothin'
because he's a newb?

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This ain't no charity.

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You want bugs, you pay for bugs.

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- Whoa, that's how it's done?

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- How many?

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- Three.

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- Two.

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- Gizmo, you printed
the front on both sides.

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- Sorry, Ferd.

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- One, I guess.

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Like, how do we know it's the real thing?

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- You smoke it, you get off,
it's the real thing!

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- You put it in a real cigarette.

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- Nobody said anything about cigarettes.

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I don't smoke.

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- Well you don't smoke, you don't get off.

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- No, I guess I'll take it.

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- It's just ground up bug
powder, it's not illegal.

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- How's it work anyway?

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- Bed bugs secrete a
venom so they can bite you

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while you're asleep, and
that venom is narcotic.

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Keeps ya from wakin' up.

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When ya smoke it, the venom gets you high.

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- Way high.

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- Hey, hey, hey, there's
no smokin' in here.

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This is a no smokin' room.

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- No smoking?

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In here?

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- Outside, all of y'all.

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Get!

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Idiots!

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- Yeah?

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- There are bed bugs in my room.

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- Not my problem.

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- It is your problem.

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- Unh-unh.

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- Carnivorous cooties are
cutting me up while I sleep.

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They're making my sweat bloody.

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My sweat is valuable.

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People pay me for my sweat.

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Women use it as an aphrodisiac.

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- I could spot ya some bandages.

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- I can't go to competition
with bandages all over me.

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Those little vampires are gobbling up

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all my growth hormones.

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I've spent a fortune on my roids.

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- Well, sounds to me like
chicken would have been cheaper.

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That's rude.

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Ew.

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- These bugs
are gettin' way bigger.

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- I noticed that, too.

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Bugs must be on steroids.

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- Oh, legs are numb.

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- Bed bug venom.

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- You workin' on them bugs?

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- Duh.

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Like, I'm the only one
around here doin' anything.

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- I just been so tired lately.

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Maybe we should skip to every other night.

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- No can do.

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Bugs require a fresh supply of blood

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during their gestation cycle.

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- Too bad that chicken idea didn't work.

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- Now who'd have thought some little bugs

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could kill a full-grown
chicken in one day!

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- Drained it dry.

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- And I can't pluck a chicken every day.

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That one pecked the jibbers outta me.

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- Well I guess we'll have
to sacrifice a little

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to get this business rollin'.

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- Now I read where some people used a cat.

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- There's been no cats around here

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since that Korean restaurant opened up.

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- Lorelie!

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We need to shave a cat.

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- Well getting pecked
by a chicken is nothing.

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You just try shavin' some
old stray cat.

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- There's monsters here.

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- I know, they're in the walls.

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- I'm afraid.

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- I'll build a fort.

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They won't bother us there.

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- Them people you read
about in that magazine,

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how'd they shave their cat?

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- Didn't say.

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Just said that they shaved the cat.

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And made it a nice bed where it
would sleep and feed the bugs.

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Won't even look like a
cat, all shaved like that.

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- I need to go to the bathroom.

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- I'll check it out.

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It's okay, no monsters.

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- Mario, turn
off that dagburn light.

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- Don't worry, I'll protect you.

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- Okay.

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- These bugs are way
bigger than yesterday.

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- They are?

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They are, well.

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Better profit margin.

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- You sure they're bed bugs?

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- They're the real deal.

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Just means I'm doin' it right.

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- Sure are big.

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Think I'll go stretch out on the bed.

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Just for a little.

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- Me, too.

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Sleepin' on that couch has me wasted.

260
00:28:45,061 --> 00:28:46,228
I felt that one.

261
00:28:47,881 --> 00:28:51,548
No, no, no, no, no!

262
00:29:10,008 --> 00:29:13,091
Lorelie?

263
00:29:17,474 --> 00:29:18,307
Oh, oh.

264
00:29:24,902 --> 00:29:27,485
No.

265
00:29:50,878 --> 00:29:51,961
- I'm hungry.

266
00:30:05,767 --> 00:30:06,934
It's all gone!

267
00:30:09,410 --> 00:30:12,964
- I need to make a run for the door.

268
00:30:12,964 --> 00:30:14,547
- Please, don't go.

269
00:30:16,545 --> 00:30:18,045
- I'm really fast.

270
00:30:20,441 --> 00:30:22,343
Just shine them with this.

271
00:30:22,343 --> 00:30:24,676
They're scared of the light.

272
00:30:45,576 --> 00:30:47,088
Aunt Miemi?

273
00:30:47,088 --> 00:30:50,338
Whoa!

274
00:31:19,552 --> 00:31:21,385
Abby, it's time to go.

275
00:32:56,909 --> 00:32:58,893
- I really can't believe you,

276
00:32:58,893 --> 00:33:02,295
meeting some strange guy at
a fleabag motel like this?

277
00:33:02,295 --> 00:33:04,237
If this guy was any kind of a car dealer,

278
00:33:04,237 --> 00:33:06,039
he'd meet you at his dealership.

279
00:33:06,039 --> 00:33:08,191
- Just drop it, Collette.

280
00:33:08,191 --> 00:33:10,637
This guy's got something I want.

281
00:33:20,318 --> 00:33:21,151
- Ladies.

282
00:33:22,972 --> 00:33:23,805
Miss Grey?

283
00:33:25,902 --> 00:33:28,192
- I'm Doreen Grey.

284
00:33:28,192 --> 00:33:29,775
- Nice to meet you.

285
00:33:31,802 --> 00:33:32,635
Al Sharko.

286
00:33:33,619 --> 00:33:35,036
- I can see that.

287
00:33:36,844 --> 00:33:38,147
- Okay.

288
00:33:38,147 --> 00:33:42,064
Well let's see what you
pretty ladies got here.

289
00:34:33,639 --> 00:34:34,472
- Ew.

290
00:34:35,477 --> 00:34:39,727
This looks like the honeymoon
suite for orangutans.

291
00:34:43,747 --> 00:34:45,599
- That's it?

292
00:34:45,599 --> 00:34:48,306
That's Marilyn Monroe's charm?

293
00:34:48,306 --> 00:34:49,723
- Yep, that's it.

294
00:34:50,713 --> 00:34:52,906
- It's just a rotten old piece of wood.

295
00:34:52,906 --> 00:34:55,231
- Trust me, that's really it.

296
00:34:55,231 --> 00:34:57,140
- What's that supposed to be?

297
00:34:57,140 --> 00:35:01,309
- Well, it's real name is
Marie Antoinette's Guillotine.

298
00:35:01,309 --> 00:35:03,396
- Marionette's Guillotine?

299
00:35:03,396 --> 00:35:05,380
You said you had that charm thingy

300
00:35:05,380 --> 00:35:08,301
that Marilyn Monroe used
to get into Playboy.

301
00:35:08,301 --> 00:35:10,340
- She did use it for that.

302
00:35:10,340 --> 00:35:12,617
- Would somebody please
tell me what's going on?

303
00:35:12,617 --> 00:35:14,897
- Your friend is trading a used car

304
00:35:14,897 --> 00:35:18,122
for something far more
valuable, something that can

305
00:35:18,122 --> 00:35:21,116
take her much further
than that car ever could.

306
00:35:24,792 --> 00:35:29,125
This unique relic is all
that's left of a guillotine

307
00:35:31,505 --> 00:35:34,887
that was used to execute
a beautiful French queen

308
00:35:34,887 --> 00:35:38,693
in the city of Paris a long time ago.

309
00:35:38,693 --> 00:35:42,019
The dark stain on the wood is from where

310
00:35:42,019 --> 00:35:46,297
Marie Antoinette's blood
gushed when the blade

311
00:35:46,297 --> 00:35:50,567
came down and lopped off
her pretty little head.

312
00:35:50,567 --> 00:35:54,533
Since that time a number of
exquisitely beautiful women

313
00:35:54,533 --> 00:35:57,865
have worn this charm to give themselves

314
00:35:57,865 --> 00:36:00,282
an edge over all other women.

315
00:36:02,510 --> 00:36:05,217
- This is what you're
trading your car for?

316
00:36:05,217 --> 00:36:06,542
Some old stick of wood

317
00:36:06,542 --> 00:36:08,438
that's supposed to make you beautiful?

318
00:36:08,438 --> 00:36:10,285
- It really does work.

319
00:36:10,285 --> 00:36:13,483
I know for a fact that
Marilyn Monroe's charm

320
00:36:13,483 --> 00:36:17,255
was used by three Miss Global winners.

321
00:36:17,255 --> 00:36:19,729
- Marie Antoinette's Guillotine

322
00:36:19,729 --> 00:36:22,405
is definitely what you
need if you really do

323
00:36:22,405 --> 00:36:25,159
want to win a beauty pageant, sure.

324
00:36:25,159 --> 00:36:26,742
- I really do want,

325
00:36:28,481 --> 00:36:32,362
but how do we know it's the real thing?

326
00:36:32,362 --> 00:36:35,363
Like, where did you get it?

327
00:36:35,363 --> 00:36:38,125
- A reliable acquaintance
of mine, Mr. Stumpy Nixon,

328
00:36:38,125 --> 00:36:40,383
acquired it from the
Hughes estate collection

329
00:36:40,383 --> 00:36:43,165
shortly before it was up for auction.

330
00:36:43,165 --> 00:36:45,058
- Well we have to test it to make sure

331
00:36:45,058 --> 00:36:46,725
it's the real thing.

332
00:36:47,671 --> 00:36:50,131
- Sure, let's take it for a test drive.

333
00:36:50,131 --> 00:36:51,798
- Not on me, on her.

334
00:36:54,091 --> 00:36:55,973
Put it on Collette.

335
00:36:55,973 --> 00:36:58,539
Putting it on me wouldn't prove anything.

336
00:36:58,539 --> 00:37:01,374
- Sure, whatever you want.

337
00:37:01,374 --> 00:37:03,207
Right on the cut line.

338
00:37:07,184 --> 00:37:11,798
That's where it works the best.

339
00:37:14,532 --> 00:37:16,097
Whoa.

340
00:37:16,097 --> 00:37:20,764
Looks to me like that is
exactly what you want.

341
00:37:20,764 --> 00:37:22,264
No doubt about it.

342
00:37:25,610 --> 00:37:26,777
- Take it off.

343
00:37:28,097 --> 00:37:28,930
It's mine.

344
00:37:32,620 --> 00:37:34,782
Give it to me right now.

345
00:37:34,782 --> 00:37:36,979
- What's the hurry?

346
00:37:36,979 --> 00:37:38,219
- Take it off this instant.

347
00:37:38,219 --> 00:37:39,052
- Hey.

348
00:37:40,052 --> 00:37:42,339
Hey, cut it out, I'll get it!

349
00:37:42,339 --> 00:37:43,339
I'll get it.

350
00:37:46,865 --> 00:37:47,698
Here.

351
00:37:48,585 --> 00:37:50,085
You've got it now.

352
00:37:52,672 --> 00:37:55,419
- This may seem like a deal
as far as you're concerned,

353
00:37:55,419 --> 00:37:57,539
but I'm not so sure.

354
00:37:57,539 --> 00:38:01,286
Looks to me like I'm gettin'
the short end of the stick.

355
00:38:01,286 --> 00:38:03,650
- What do you mean the
short end of the stick?

356
00:38:03,650 --> 00:38:06,094
You called me wanting
to trade it for the car.

357
00:38:06,094 --> 00:38:09,511
I won fair and square in the SEC Pageant.

358
00:38:10,811 --> 00:38:15,000
- Problem here is that you
misrepresented that car.

359
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,623
You said it was in mint condition.

360
00:38:16,623 --> 00:38:19,083
- I beg your pardon, Mr. Sharko.

361
00:38:19,083 --> 00:38:22,476
That car is in great
condition and you know it.

362
00:38:22,476 --> 00:38:25,836
- Yeah, that car is in great condition.

363
00:38:25,836 --> 00:38:30,369
- Well, let's just say

364
00:38:30,369 --> 00:38:33,578
you're gonna need somethin'
more than that old car

365
00:38:33,578 --> 00:38:36,245
to trade for this valuable item.

366
00:38:38,046 --> 00:38:40,379
- How much more do you want?

367
00:38:41,372 --> 00:38:44,421
- How 'bout somethin' a little special?

368
00:38:44,421 --> 00:38:46,869
- Oh, definitely not.

369
00:38:46,869 --> 00:38:50,119
Why do men always have to act like men?

370
00:38:51,873 --> 00:38:56,314
- You just happened to be the
first pageant girl I called.

371
00:38:56,314 --> 00:38:58,115
There's no doubt in my mind that there's

372
00:38:58,115 --> 00:39:00,047
someone else out there that would want

373
00:39:00,047 --> 00:39:03,757
this valuable merchandise more than you.

374
00:39:03,757 --> 00:39:04,840
- Well, wait.

375
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:07,193
Wait!

376
00:39:08,276 --> 00:39:10,805
Please, let me try it on.

377
00:39:10,805 --> 00:39:12,972
Just let me test drive it.

378
00:39:19,330 --> 00:39:21,330
- Right on the cut line.

379
00:39:37,932 --> 00:39:42,932
- So, big guy, you were wanting
a little something extra

380
00:39:43,239 --> 00:39:45,656
for this little beaver treat.

381
00:39:47,012 --> 00:39:49,179
- Yeah, that'd be so nice.

382
00:39:50,111 --> 00:39:53,194
- Mm, how would you like a nice kiss?

383
00:39:54,826 --> 00:39:55,772
- Love it.

384
00:39:55,772 --> 00:39:57,522
- No, absolutely not.

385
00:39:58,491 --> 00:39:59,896
- What's the big deal?

386
00:39:59,896 --> 00:40:02,968
- Well, if you're going to do it,

387
00:40:02,968 --> 00:40:05,841
you've got to kiss him
from across the table.

388
00:40:05,841 --> 00:40:07,258
Like, no hugging.

389
00:40:08,422 --> 00:40:10,203
- I see what you mean.

390
00:40:10,203 --> 00:40:11,646
How 'bout it big guy?

391
00:40:11,646 --> 00:40:15,520
You wanna a little kiss
from across the table?

392
00:40:37,327 --> 00:40:39,160
You okay now, big guy?

393
00:40:41,509 --> 00:40:43,480
Here are the keys to the car.

394
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:45,864
See ya later, alligator.

395
00:40:45,864 --> 00:40:48,031
- See ya later, alligator.

396
00:40:53,202 --> 00:40:54,909
- I think you coulda told
that guy to take the bus

397
00:40:54,909 --> 00:40:57,108
to Oregon and he would've done it.

398
00:40:57,108 --> 00:40:58,615
- I think you're right.

399
00:40:58,615 --> 00:41:00,720
But, he could snap out
of it around Birmingham

400
00:41:00,720 --> 00:41:03,137
and come back looking for us.

401
00:41:08,850 --> 00:41:12,202
I'm going to report the car stolen anyway.

402
00:41:12,202 --> 00:41:15,511
I can collect the insurance and buy me

403
00:41:15,511 --> 00:41:17,428
a brand new luxury car.

404
00:41:22,676 --> 00:41:27,060
This old scrap of timber
really doesn't look like much.

405
00:41:27,060 --> 00:41:29,977
- I think it's how you position it.

406
00:41:33,183 --> 00:41:37,135
Here, let me try it on again and show you.

407
00:41:37,135 --> 00:41:38,828
- Excuse me?

408
00:41:38,828 --> 00:41:42,264
I traded my car for this miracle charm.

409
00:41:42,264 --> 00:41:43,681
It stays with me.

410
00:41:44,669 --> 00:41:48,295
- Well, you're gonna have to
come up with a different gown.

411
00:41:48,295 --> 00:41:49,570
It's gonna look terribly out of place

412
00:41:49,570 --> 00:41:53,595
with that little shoulderless
thing you picked out.

413
00:41:53,595 --> 00:41:54,905
I wonder if you always have to wear it

414
00:41:54,905 --> 00:41:57,449
on the cut line for it to work.

415
00:41:57,449 --> 00:42:01,559
- Yeah, I wonder if
everyone who's ever used it

416
00:42:01,559 --> 00:42:05,317
always wore this old
thing around their neck.

417
00:42:05,317 --> 00:42:07,667
- Maybe you can hold it in your hand.

418
00:42:07,667 --> 00:42:09,069
- I'm not going to be able to walk around

419
00:42:09,069 --> 00:42:12,963
with it in my hand through
the whole competition.

420
00:42:12,963 --> 00:42:15,531
- You know, it seems a
shame to only use something

421
00:42:15,531 --> 00:42:18,103
that powerful just to win a pageant.

422
00:42:18,103 --> 00:42:22,272
With your looks you could
probably win the contest anyways.

423
00:42:22,272 --> 00:42:25,516
I'm the one who could use a little help.

424
00:42:25,516 --> 00:42:28,207
Maybe when you're not using
it to win beauty pageants

425
00:42:28,207 --> 00:42:31,299
you could loan it to me once in a while.

426
00:42:31,299 --> 00:42:33,302
- I don't think so.

427
00:42:33,302 --> 00:42:37,469
It's mine and it's only
meant for me and my needs.

428
00:42:41,050 --> 00:42:43,450
- Well you'd still be the owner and all.

429
00:42:43,450 --> 00:42:44,450
- Forget it.

430
00:42:45,370 --> 00:42:48,620
You won't be using it at all, not ever.

431
00:42:50,394 --> 00:42:53,956
- You are such a
self-centered prima donna.

432
00:42:53,956 --> 00:42:57,124
You know that's why everyone hates you.

433
00:42:57,124 --> 00:43:00,291
- I'm beautiful and everyone loves me.

434
00:43:02,741 --> 00:43:04,158
You even love me.

435
00:43:05,098 --> 00:43:06,848
You said so yourself.

436
00:43:08,317 --> 00:43:10,904
- Let me tell you, I've
done nothing but work

437
00:43:10,904 --> 00:43:13,893
and sacrifice to help you.

438
00:43:13,893 --> 00:43:17,300
How can you be so totally ungrateful?

439
00:43:17,300 --> 00:43:20,300
You wouldn't be anything without me.

440
00:43:22,507 --> 00:43:26,517
- I didn't need your help
then, and I don't need it now.

441
00:43:26,517 --> 00:43:29,339
I can do quite well without your help.

442
00:43:29,339 --> 00:43:32,337
- You have always needed my help, Doreen.

443
00:43:32,337 --> 00:43:33,335
- What have you ever done for me

444
00:43:33,335 --> 00:43:36,318
that I couldn't have done on my own?

445
00:43:36,318 --> 00:43:38,115
- I wax all that monkey hair off your back

446
00:43:38,115 --> 00:43:40,431
and thighs every week.

447
00:43:40,431 --> 00:43:41,626
If it weren't for me you'd be nothing

448
00:43:41,626 --> 00:43:45,807
but a curly-haired
chimpanzee in a swimsuit.

449
00:43:45,807 --> 00:43:47,661
- You cheap slut.

450
00:43:47,661 --> 00:43:51,428
You swore you'd keep my little
hair problem buried forever.

451
00:43:51,428 --> 00:43:52,875
- Looks like you're gonna need my help

452
00:43:52,875 --> 00:43:57,130
to keep this little secret
buried, too, Miss Monkey Girl.

453
00:43:57,130 --> 00:43:59,498
That little termite trap is stolen,

454
00:43:59,498 --> 00:44:04,081
and I'm sure the real owners
would love to get it back.

455
00:44:05,047 --> 00:44:07,168
- If you tell anyone, you'll be

456
00:44:07,168 --> 00:44:10,286
in just as much trouble as me.

457
00:44:10,286 --> 00:44:11,869
- I don't think so.

458
00:44:12,799 --> 00:44:14,645
I'm not gonna be reporting my car stolen

459
00:44:14,645 --> 00:44:16,810
to collect the insurance money.

460
00:44:16,810 --> 00:44:18,977
- I haven't done that yet.

461
00:44:24,532 --> 00:44:27,696
I guess I could let you use the necklace

462
00:44:27,696 --> 00:44:32,696
every once in a while when I
don't need it for something.

463
00:44:32,754 --> 00:44:35,661
Would ya like to try it on again?

464
00:44:35,661 --> 00:44:36,911
Like right now?

465
00:44:37,787 --> 00:44:38,787
- Right now?

466
00:44:39,751 --> 00:44:40,584
Sure.

467
00:44:41,709 --> 00:44:43,876
- Here, let me hook it on.

468
00:46:37,885 --> 00:46:41,983
♪ If I, if I, if I, if
I, if I had a penny for ♪

469
00:46:41,983 --> 00:46:46,340
♪ Every time you told the truth,
oh boy I'd still be broke ♪

470
00:46:46,340 --> 00:46:48,164
♪ I'd still be broke ♪

471
00:46:48,164 --> 00:46:49,659
♪ I'd still be broke ♪

472
00:46:49,659 --> 00:46:52,856
♪ And if you said you loved me more ♪

473
00:46:52,856 --> 00:46:57,398
♪ Than your Mustang '64 it'd be a joke ♪

474
00:46:57,398 --> 00:46:58,758
♪ Boy you're a joke ♪

475
00:46:58,758 --> 00:47:01,006
♪ Boy you're a joke ♪

476
00:47:01,006 --> 00:47:06,006
♪ When we first me you were so
sweet made me feel so special ♪

477
00:47:06,434 --> 00:47:08,978
♪ Made me feel so comfortable ♪

478
00:47:08,978 --> 00:47:11,661
♪ Made it easy to let go ♪

479
00:47:11,661 --> 00:47:14,258
♪ Let's talk about the next day ♪

480
00:47:14,258 --> 00:47:17,182
♪ When you forgot to text me ♪

481
00:47:17,182 --> 00:47:22,065
♪ You little trick, I knew
I shoulda never loved you ♪

482
00:47:22,065 --> 00:47:23,787
♪ No oh oh ♪

483
00:47:23,787 --> 00:47:28,070
♪ Oh oh I should've known about you ♪

484
00:47:28,070 --> 00:47:32,792
♪ You little trick, I knew
I shoulda never loved you ♪

485
00:47:32,792 --> 00:47:34,589
♪ No oh oh ♪

486
00:47:34,589 --> 00:47:38,481
♪ Oh oh I shoulda known about you ♪

487
00:47:38,481 --> 00:47:43,481
♪ You little trick, I knew
I shoulda never loved you ♪

488
00:47:43,636 --> 00:47:45,258
♪ La la la ♪

489
00:47:45,258 --> 00:47:47,406
- Hey, Jonnie Rhey.

490
00:47:47,406 --> 00:47:49,914
Can you make an easy
delivery on your way home?

491
00:47:49,914 --> 00:47:51,498
- I guess, Mr. Cassady.

492
00:47:51,498 --> 00:47:53,506
- It's just Cassady, no mister.

493
00:47:53,506 --> 00:47:54,662
♪ Never loved you ♪

494
00:47:54,662 --> 00:47:55,861
♪ If I had a penny ♪

495
00:47:55,861 --> 00:47:57,134
- It's just this.

496
00:47:57,134 --> 00:47:59,351
Make you earn your delivery charge.

497
00:47:59,351 --> 00:48:02,293
♪ Then I'd be rich like a millionaire ♪

498
00:48:02,293 --> 00:48:03,985
- I mean, as long as it's
not too far out of the way.

499
00:48:03,985 --> 00:48:05,669
You know I live out past the Big Chicken.

500
00:48:05,669 --> 00:48:10,434
- This guy lives in a
motor court off Highway 41.

501
00:48:10,434 --> 00:48:13,319
- Why doesn't this guy just
come pick it up himself?

502
00:48:13,319 --> 00:48:14,773
- He's a hermit.

503
00:48:14,773 --> 00:48:16,377
He's been shut up in his room for years.

504
00:48:16,377 --> 00:48:18,294
No one's ever seen him.

505
00:48:19,175 --> 00:48:20,008
- No one?

506
00:48:21,379 --> 00:48:24,309
- Four, five years ago he called

507
00:48:24,309 --> 00:48:26,214
asking for the very same book.

508
00:48:26,214 --> 00:48:27,797
I took it over there.

509
00:48:27,797 --> 00:48:29,714
He paid cash, good tip.

510
00:48:30,847 --> 00:48:33,676
Told me to leave it outside the door.

511
00:48:33,676 --> 00:48:36,793
- I'll betcha I can get a look at him.

512
00:48:36,793 --> 00:48:38,918
- Tell ya what, you get a look at him,

513
00:48:38,918 --> 00:48:40,755
I'll double the delivery charge,

514
00:48:40,755 --> 00:48:42,405
you keep the tip either way.

515
00:48:42,405 --> 00:48:43,363
♪ About you ♪

516
00:48:43,363 --> 00:48:46,489
♪ You little trick, I knew I shoulda ♪

517
00:48:46,489 --> 00:48:48,497
- Hey, can I borrow those old
crutches in the store room?

518
00:48:48,497 --> 00:48:50,543
♪ La la la la la la ♪

519
00:48:50,543 --> 00:48:51,376
- Take 'em.

520
00:48:51,376 --> 00:48:53,502
♪ La la la la la la ♪

521
00:48:53,502 --> 00:48:56,462
♪ La la la la la ♪

522
00:48:56,462 --> 00:48:58,822
♪ I shoulda never loved you ♪

523
00:48:58,822 --> 00:49:01,815
♪ La la la la la ♪

524
00:49:01,815 --> 00:49:04,341
♪ La la la la la la ♪

525
00:49:04,341 --> 00:49:07,218
♪ La la la la la ♪

526
00:49:07,218 --> 00:49:12,218
♪ I shoulda never loved
you, never loved you ♪

527
00:50:00,497 --> 00:50:02,330
- Book House delivery.

528
00:50:07,008 --> 00:50:09,493
Whoa!

529
00:50:37,745 --> 00:50:39,078
My crutch broke.

530
00:50:40,436 --> 00:50:41,269
- I see.

531
00:50:42,576 --> 00:50:43,826
You poor thing.

532
00:50:45,219 --> 00:50:46,886
You've cut yourself.

533
00:50:53,355 --> 00:50:55,855
Oh yeah, I guess I'm bleeding.

534
00:51:15,978 --> 00:51:17,747
- Mm, I'm sorry.

535
00:51:17,747 --> 00:51:18,747
- It's okay.

536
00:51:22,170 --> 00:51:24,837
- It's really just a little cut.

537
00:51:26,991 --> 00:51:29,158
- I'm Jonnie, Jonnie Rhey.

538
00:51:34,702 --> 00:51:36,202
- I'm David Jonas.

539
00:51:41,704 --> 00:51:44,494
But everybody just calls me Davie.

540
00:52:09,583 --> 00:52:10,416
Excuse me.

541
00:52:11,923 --> 00:52:14,173
- Well then excuse me, too.

542
00:52:18,463 --> 00:52:20,463
- So, is your foot okay?

543
00:52:24,233 --> 00:52:25,233
- It's fine.

544
00:52:27,276 --> 00:52:29,468
- What's wrong with this foot anyways?

545
00:52:29,468 --> 00:52:30,885
- Nothing really.

546
00:52:33,462 --> 00:52:35,710
- Why the crutches?

547
00:52:35,710 --> 00:52:39,793
- It was just an act to
get you to open the door.

548
00:52:41,815 --> 00:52:45,315
- Your little act didn't work out so well.

549
00:52:46,305 --> 00:52:49,369
You coulda hurt yourself
pulling a stunt like that.

550
00:52:49,369 --> 00:52:51,619
- I really did hurt myself.

551
00:52:53,322 --> 00:52:55,926
- I hope it was worth it.

552
00:52:55,926 --> 00:52:57,843
- Got me in to see you.

553
00:52:59,243 --> 00:53:03,411
- Well yeah, and now you got a nasty cut,

554
00:53:03,411 --> 00:53:05,994
you might even get a black eye.

555
00:53:09,098 --> 00:53:11,765
You did all this just to see me.

556
00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:15,363
- Yeah, and to get a tip.

557
00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:17,633
- A tip?

558
00:53:18,717 --> 00:53:20,326
A tip, is that really all you care about?

559
00:53:20,326 --> 00:53:22,246
- Well I had to try something.

560
00:53:22,246 --> 00:53:26,246
My boss said you don't
open the door for anyone.

561
00:53:27,548 --> 00:53:28,715
- That's true.

562
00:53:31,368 --> 00:53:33,975
I've stayed in here ever
since I retired from the Navy.

563
00:53:58,259 --> 00:54:00,592
- What'd you do in the Navy?

564
00:54:04,675 --> 00:54:06,499
- Submarine navigator.

565
00:54:06,499 --> 00:54:09,062
- I love submarines, they're so cool.

566
00:54:17,538 --> 00:54:18,788
- My boat sank.

567
00:54:21,147 --> 00:54:22,980
- Your submarine sank?

568
00:54:25,052 --> 00:54:26,469
And you survived?

569
00:54:27,356 --> 00:54:29,439
- Half the crew survived.

570
00:54:31,039 --> 00:54:34,766
Submarines have at least
two complete crews.

571
00:54:34,766 --> 00:54:37,158
While one crew is at sea on patrol,

572
00:54:37,158 --> 00:54:39,408
the second crew is topside.

573
00:54:42,678 --> 00:54:45,845
I was in this room when the boat sank.

574
00:54:47,307 --> 00:54:50,468
I didn't find out until I
showed up for duty at the base.

575
00:55:00,181 --> 00:55:04,527
- It musta hit you pretty
hard, losing all your friends.

576
00:55:11,362 --> 00:55:12,195
- Yeah.

577
00:55:15,771 --> 00:55:17,688
After that I came here.

578
00:55:21,331 --> 00:55:22,164
I retired.

579
00:55:23,698 --> 00:55:26,492
Didn't wanna be put with another crew.

580
00:55:26,492 --> 00:55:28,409
- When did this happen?

581
00:55:30,779 --> 00:55:32,612
- I'm not really sure.

582
00:55:34,646 --> 00:55:36,646
It seems like yesterday.

583
00:55:41,177 --> 00:55:44,344
I guess I don't keep up with the days.

584
00:55:45,346 --> 00:55:48,316
Now I just stay on my regular shift.

585
00:55:48,316 --> 00:55:50,066
- Your regular shift?

586
00:55:54,220 --> 00:55:57,303
- On the boat, we use an 18-hour day.

587
00:55:59,674 --> 00:56:04,674
Each shift is six hours,
six hours on, six hours off,

588
00:56:04,857 --> 00:56:06,690
six hours in the rack.

589
00:56:07,566 --> 00:56:10,862
- Well what about the
other six hours in the day?

590
00:56:10,862 --> 00:56:14,999
- The Navy discovered
that we don't need them.

591
00:56:14,999 --> 00:56:19,499
Submariners work better
without all those extra hours.

592
00:56:20,335 --> 00:56:22,339
- It sounds weird.

593
00:56:22,339 --> 00:56:25,215
- It's actually not as weird as it sounds.

594
00:56:25,215 --> 00:56:28,268
In fact, it actually works pretty good.

595
00:56:28,268 --> 00:56:31,280
Between patrols I always
come back to this room

596
00:56:31,280 --> 00:56:33,697
and continue on 18-hour days.

597
00:56:35,612 --> 00:56:39,612
- So does that nutty clock
always run that fast?

598
00:56:41,571 --> 00:56:42,404
- No.

599
00:56:44,598 --> 00:56:47,926
I thought the thing was
broken and stopped running.

600
00:56:47,926 --> 00:56:50,426
- Well, it's really goin' now.

601
00:56:53,672 --> 00:56:54,922
- Yeah.

602
00:56:56,925 --> 00:56:58,417
- It just seems so claustrophobic

603
00:56:58,417 --> 00:57:00,155
being cooped up here all the time.

604
00:57:02,099 --> 00:57:04,531
- Well I like bein' cooped up.

605
00:57:04,531 --> 00:57:07,715
Time stops when I'm all cooped up.

606
00:57:07,715 --> 00:57:09,699
We pull into port.

607
00:57:09,699 --> 00:57:13,699
The hatch opens up and
it's always the big jolt.

608
00:57:17,475 --> 00:57:18,475
- What jolt?

609
00:57:23,633 --> 00:57:26,800
- I hated getting back and finding out

610
00:57:27,903 --> 00:57:29,600
about all the things that
happened in the world

611
00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:31,183
while we were down.

612
00:57:32,155 --> 00:57:34,097
Married men getting off the boat

613
00:57:34,097 --> 00:57:36,839
expecting to see their wives

614
00:57:36,839 --> 00:57:39,922
and discovering they're now divorced.

615
00:57:41,427 --> 00:57:44,010
- Did that every happen to you?

616
00:57:48,809 --> 00:57:52,309
- My fiancee died while we were on patrol.

617
00:57:59,057 --> 00:58:03,057
When we tied up she had
been buried for 63 days.

618
00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:07,673
- Davie, I'm so sorry.

619
00:58:28,191 --> 00:58:29,858
- It was so strange.

620
00:58:34,317 --> 00:58:37,984
As far as I was concerned
she had just died.

621
00:58:39,412 --> 00:58:41,310
Everybody topside already got over it

622
00:58:41,310 --> 00:58:43,810
and moved on with their lives.

623
00:58:46,280 --> 00:58:49,447
That's when I started staying in here.

624
00:58:56,769 --> 00:59:01,186
In the sub I don't think
about things on the surface.

625
00:59:02,206 --> 00:59:04,480
- You don't get any news
while you're underwater?

626
00:59:04,480 --> 00:59:05,313
- Nope.

627
00:59:08,260 --> 00:59:10,462
The only messages the boat receives are if

628
00:59:10,462 --> 00:59:15,103
we need to nuke somebody
or destroy the world.

629
00:59:15,103 --> 00:59:19,773
The caption and XO are the only
ones who read the messages.

630
00:59:19,773 --> 00:59:21,273
- Total isolation.

631
00:59:27,226 --> 00:59:29,643
- I was just readin' my book.

632
00:59:31,067 --> 00:59:34,039
I don't wanna know what's
happening in the world.

633
00:59:34,039 --> 00:59:38,872
As long as I'm in the submarine,
the world doesn't change.

634
00:59:41,530 --> 00:59:42,697
- I guess not.

635
00:59:44,540 --> 00:59:46,297
Nobody in it but you.

636
00:59:50,044 --> 00:59:51,827
You're a coward, ya know.

637
00:59:51,827 --> 00:59:52,925
You're really just afraid

638
00:59:52,925 --> 00:59:55,842
of falling in love and being loved.

639
01:00:06,875 --> 01:00:10,375
- I guess I was afraid of falling in love.

640
01:00:12,115 --> 01:00:14,865
But now, I think I wouldn't mind.

641
01:00:16,452 --> 01:00:18,512
- Oh no you don't, Mr. Jonas.

642
01:00:18,512 --> 01:00:20,212
We're not falling in love.

643
01:00:20,212 --> 01:00:22,614
I mean, how can you even
expect me to be in love

644
01:00:22,614 --> 01:00:26,129
with a hermit who never
leaves his little motel room?

645
01:00:26,129 --> 01:00:29,717
- I can change by simply
walking out that door.

646
01:00:29,717 --> 01:00:31,812
- Haven't you noticed
what's happening to you?

647
01:00:31,812 --> 01:00:33,655
What's happening to this room?

648
01:00:41,994 --> 01:00:44,827
- I do seem to have gotten grayer.

649
01:00:47,269 --> 01:00:49,519
- You stopped time somehow.

650
01:00:52,280 --> 01:00:53,947
- Time doesn't move.

651
01:00:55,672 --> 01:00:57,172
Time doesn't move.

652
01:00:58,195 --> 01:01:00,257
- Well, it's moving now.

653
01:01:00,257 --> 01:01:01,500
I mean, it might not be that easy

654
01:01:01,500 --> 01:01:03,750
to just walk out that door.

655
01:01:04,803 --> 01:01:07,005
- You could stay here with me.

656
01:01:07,005 --> 01:01:09,713
- This
room is falling apart.

657
01:01:09,713 --> 01:01:11,757
- We can easily build you an extra bunk

658
01:01:11,757 --> 01:01:13,906
and you don't look like
you eat all that much.

659
01:01:13,906 --> 01:01:14,864
- It wouldn't work.

660
01:01:14,864 --> 01:01:16,166
I mean, I can't live like a hermit

661
01:01:16,166 --> 01:01:17,650
reading the same book every single day,

662
01:01:17,650 --> 01:01:19,002
and besides, I eat more than you think I--

663
01:01:19,002 --> 01:01:19,835
- Jonnie!

664
01:01:21,411 --> 01:01:22,494
I can change.

665
01:01:31,650 --> 01:01:33,805
I need to leave this room.

666
01:01:52,193 --> 01:01:56,544
Looks like time's already
catching up to me.

667
01:01:56,544 --> 01:01:59,252
- I don't know about this.

668
01:02:01,466 --> 01:02:04,299
- Everyone lives on borrowed time.

669
01:02:24,039 --> 01:02:26,676
- Wait, close the door
before it's too late.

670
01:02:29,184 --> 01:02:30,017
Davie.

671
01:02:37,626 --> 01:02:42,126
- There's no time for love.

672
01:04:05,374 --> 01:04:06,374
- Hold that.

673
01:04:27,134 --> 01:04:30,051
Ow!

674
01:04:31,750 --> 01:04:34,235
When are you gonna get the
trunk lid fixed on our car?

675
01:04:34,235 --> 01:04:36,485
- I may never get it fixed.

676
01:04:40,472 --> 01:04:43,566
And it's not our car, it's my car,

677
01:04:43,566 --> 01:04:47,564
and I may just buy a whole
new ride after this deal.

678
01:04:47,564 --> 01:04:51,086
Recycle the old lead
sled back into the system

679
01:04:51,086 --> 01:04:52,753
from whence it came.

680
01:04:53,775 --> 01:04:56,300
- Ya know, you could
always just let me have it.

681
01:04:56,300 --> 01:04:58,959
Like to sweeten up my end
of the deal a little bit.

682
01:04:58,959 --> 01:05:01,340
- You got to learn to
live within your means, T.

683
01:05:01,340 --> 01:05:03,327
That old rust bucket still
gets by under its own power,

684
01:05:03,327 --> 01:05:05,343
which makes it worth at
least a hundred bucks.

685
01:05:05,343 --> 01:05:07,178
I ain't just gonna give it away.

686
01:05:07,178 --> 01:05:10,928
- Oh, well remember you
promised me 100 bucks

687
01:05:11,896 --> 01:05:13,980
to watch your back.

688
01:05:13,980 --> 01:05:14,895
- Yeah, I won't forget.

689
01:05:14,895 --> 01:05:16,412
I don't miss any details.

690
01:05:16,412 --> 01:05:18,001
- Yeah, you'll forget if it suits you.

691
01:05:18,001 --> 01:05:20,140
- I won't forget your $100.

692
01:05:20,140 --> 01:05:21,346
- Ridin' shotgun for you

693
01:05:21,346 --> 01:05:24,678
isn't the safest activity I can think of.

694
01:05:24,678 --> 01:05:28,652
- Look, T, I've already
done all the dirty work.

695
01:05:28,652 --> 01:05:31,337
I located the goods and done
the breaking and entering.

696
01:05:31,337 --> 01:05:33,740
I acquired the merchandise
and made the getaway.

697
01:05:33,740 --> 01:05:37,340
All you gotta do is be
around during the transaction

698
01:05:37,340 --> 01:05:40,000
so the buyer doesn't get any funny ideas.

699
01:05:45,817 --> 01:05:49,484
- Oh, so that's the
merchandise, an old box.

700
01:05:50,914 --> 01:05:52,552
- It's not the box, you welter brain,

701
01:05:52,552 --> 01:05:53,925
it's what's in the box.

702
01:05:53,925 --> 01:05:55,592
- What's in the box?

703
01:05:56,492 --> 01:05:58,365
- Houdini's hand.

704
01:05:58,365 --> 01:06:00,061
- Say what?

705
01:06:00,061 --> 01:06:01,151
- Houdini's hand.

706
01:06:01,151 --> 01:06:02,705
- Oh!

707
01:06:02,705 --> 01:06:05,809
- It's Houdini's old mummified hand.

708
01:06:05,809 --> 01:06:08,858
- You mean, like, there's a
real dead guy's hand in there?

709
01:06:08,858 --> 01:06:11,375
Like, from that old dead magician?

710
01:06:11,375 --> 01:06:14,699
- Yeah, somebody cut it
off his body after he died.

711
01:06:14,699 --> 01:06:16,032
- Well, so what?

712
01:06:16,980 --> 01:06:19,583
I mean, who would even want
some old dead thing like that?

713
01:06:19,583 --> 01:06:20,788
- Lots of people.

714
01:06:20,788 --> 01:06:24,007
- Oh, lots, and what
would they do with it?

715
01:06:24,007 --> 01:06:25,541
- It's got uses.

716
01:06:25,541 --> 01:06:27,393
- Huh, what kind of uses?

717
01:06:27,393 --> 01:06:28,527
Like, what uses?

718
01:06:28,527 --> 01:06:29,360
It's dead!

719
01:06:30,608 --> 01:06:32,810
- I tell you I stole
it off of Stumpy Nixon?

720
01:06:32,810 --> 01:06:35,788
- You mean the one-armed
burglar down in Atlanta?

721
01:06:35,788 --> 01:06:39,166
You stole that dead
hand from Stumpy Nixon?

722
01:06:39,166 --> 01:06:41,204
- Yep, sure did.

723
01:06:41,204 --> 01:06:42,321
See, he left it in his flat when he went

724
01:06:42,321 --> 01:06:44,213
to go visit his girlfriend?

725
01:06:44,213 --> 01:06:45,379
When I go pay him a visit,

726
01:06:45,379 --> 01:06:47,428
I realize he's left his door unlocked.

727
01:06:47,428 --> 01:06:49,236
So I just pop in and lift it.

728
01:06:49,236 --> 01:06:53,356
He even left the bag
for me to carry it off with.

729
01:06:53,356 --> 01:06:57,783
- You stole that hand off
of a one-armed burglar.

730
01:06:57,783 --> 01:07:01,816
- Yeah, I guess it left him a
little shorthanded.

731
01:07:06,301 --> 01:07:08,967
- What was Stumpy Nixon
usin' that dead hand for?

732
01:07:08,967 --> 01:07:12,187
- Well I heard he was
usin' it to unlock doors

733
01:07:12,187 --> 01:07:14,266
and safes and stuff.

734
01:07:14,266 --> 01:07:18,358
I'm tellin' you, this thing is
valuable to the right people.

735
01:07:18,358 --> 01:07:20,847
- How does he do it?

736
01:07:20,847 --> 01:07:22,984
You know, like, how does Stumpy Nixon

737
01:07:22,984 --> 01:07:27,008
use an old dead hand to
open doors and safes?

738
01:07:27,008 --> 01:07:29,597
- Man, I don't know, he just does.

739
01:07:29,597 --> 01:07:31,517
He inherited it from some other old dude

740
01:07:31,517 --> 01:07:33,645
that was usin' it for the same thing.

741
01:07:33,645 --> 01:07:36,046
Somehow they use it.

742
01:07:36,046 --> 01:07:37,389
- Have you seen it?

743
01:07:37,389 --> 01:07:38,733
- What, the hand?

744
01:07:38,733 --> 01:07:40,195
- Yes, the hand.

745
01:07:40,195 --> 01:07:42,112
Have you seen the hand?

746
01:07:43,695 --> 01:07:45,695
- No, I haven't seen it.

747
01:07:46,665 --> 01:07:48,661
It's in a Chinese trickster box.

748
01:07:48,661 --> 01:07:51,684
You gotta slide a panel
this way and that way.

749
01:07:51,684 --> 01:07:53,324
It's like a puzzle.

750
01:07:53,324 --> 01:07:55,074
- Nah, nah, nah, nah.

751
01:07:56,962 --> 01:07:59,244
It's an ancient combination lock.

752
01:07:59,244 --> 01:08:02,265
I used to try to figure these things out.

753
01:08:02,265 --> 01:08:03,188
- Yeah.

754
01:08:03,188 --> 01:08:05,360
I'm gonna call my fence, Al Sharko.

755
01:08:05,360 --> 01:08:07,542
Man, this thing is worth 10K easy.

756
01:08:07,542 --> 01:08:08,625
- Yeah, yeah.

757
01:08:45,550 --> 01:08:47,492
- Sharko's Body Shop.

758
01:08:47,492 --> 01:08:49,010
- Hey, Al, it's Rufus.

759
01:08:49,010 --> 01:08:50,229
How's it goin'?

760
01:08:50,229 --> 01:08:51,569
- What do you want, Rufus?

761
01:08:51,569 --> 01:08:52,794
I'm here with my mother.

762
01:08:52,794 --> 01:08:54,734
- Tell your mom I said hi.

763
01:08:54,734 --> 01:08:57,844
- My mother despises vermin like you.

764
01:08:57,844 --> 01:08:59,179
What do you want?

765
01:08:59,179 --> 01:09:01,929
- Man, your mama's smart.

766
01:09:01,929 --> 01:09:04,304
Listen, I got somethin' you want.

767
01:09:04,304 --> 01:09:05,794
- I doubt it.

768
01:09:05,794 --> 01:09:07,177
- Really, Al.

769
01:09:07,177 --> 01:09:10,201
I managed to get my hands
on something quite valuable.

770
01:09:10,201 --> 01:09:13,574
- Ya gonna tell me what it
is before I die of old age?

771
01:09:13,574 --> 01:09:15,209
- Check this out.

772
01:09:15,209 --> 01:09:18,626
I have, in my possession, Houdini's hand.

773
01:09:20,374 --> 01:09:22,761
- Are you talkin' about
that thing that Stumpy Nixon

774
01:09:22,761 --> 01:09:25,592
uses to open safes and stuff?

775
01:09:25,592 --> 01:09:28,268
- Yeah, picked it up
right out of his flat.

776
01:09:28,268 --> 01:09:29,398
Check this out.

777
01:09:29,398 --> 01:09:32,073
Stumpy Nixon left his door unlocked.

778
01:09:32,073 --> 01:09:35,128
- Stumpy Nixon always
leaves his door unlocked.

779
01:09:35,128 --> 01:09:36,796
It'd be a waste of time to lock his doors

780
01:09:36,796 --> 01:09:38,652
with that hand thing in there.

781
01:09:38,652 --> 01:09:40,589
That's what I'm tryin' to tell you, Al.

782
01:09:40,589 --> 01:09:42,826
This thing opens stuff.

783
01:09:42,826 --> 01:09:45,626
I figured you might know
someone who wants it.

784
01:09:45,626 --> 01:09:47,761
- Stumpy Nixon might want
it, and you'll be lucky

785
01:09:47,761 --> 01:09:50,052
if he takes it back
without a lotta trouble.

786
01:09:50,052 --> 01:09:52,421
- Man, I ain't afraid of
that one-armed safe cracker.

787
01:09:52,421 --> 01:09:55,164
- Well, you better be plenty worried.

788
01:09:55,164 --> 01:09:57,831
Nobody messes with Stumpy Nixon.

789
01:09:58,908 --> 01:10:01,321
Even the cops leave that guy alone.

790
01:10:01,321 --> 01:10:04,874
Couple years ago a
detective got on his trail.

791
01:10:04,874 --> 01:10:09,211
He woke up one morning
with his nose lopped off.

792
01:10:09,211 --> 01:10:11,592
Only a complete imbecile like you

793
01:10:11,592 --> 01:10:14,259
would steal Stumpy Nixon's hand.

794
01:10:26,511 --> 01:10:29,549
- Yo, T, how'd you open the box?

795
01:10:29,549 --> 01:10:32,020
- You know that bathroom
doesn't have any toilet paper?

796
01:10:32,020 --> 01:10:34,722
Left me stranded, high and dry.

797
01:10:34,722 --> 01:10:37,664
- The box, T, how'd you open it?

798
01:10:37,664 --> 01:10:38,717
- Didn't touch it.

799
01:10:38,717 --> 01:10:41,666
I was in the bathroom while
you were talkin' to Al.

800
01:10:41,666 --> 01:10:43,914
What's that stuff in the box?

801
01:10:43,914 --> 01:10:46,026
Doesn't look like a hand to me.

802
01:10:46,026 --> 01:10:48,477
- Looks like rock salt.

803
01:10:48,477 --> 01:10:50,397
Yeah, that's exactly what it is.

804
01:10:50,397 --> 01:10:51,300
It's rock salt.

805
01:10:51,300 --> 01:10:53,058
They put it in there to preserve the hand.

806
01:10:54,502 --> 01:10:56,907
- Yep, that's rock salt.

807
01:10:56,907 --> 01:11:01,407
- Man, get that trash can
so we can put this in there.

808
01:11:11,511 --> 01:11:12,344
- No hand.

809
01:11:12,344 --> 01:11:16,261
There isn't anything in
that box but rock salt.

810
01:11:26,051 --> 01:11:27,211
- Change your mind?

811
01:11:27,211 --> 01:11:28,887
- You've got my hand.

812
01:11:32,128 --> 01:11:34,711
- Well, did Al Sharko call you?

813
01:11:35,650 --> 01:11:38,393
- No, Al Sharko didn't call me.

814
01:11:38,393 --> 01:11:41,824
You were tryin' to sell
it to Al, weren't you?

815
01:11:41,824 --> 01:11:43,155
- Well--

816
01:11:43,155 --> 01:11:45,609
- You thought you
could just steal my hand

817
01:11:45,609 --> 01:11:47,609
and sell it, didn't you?

818
01:11:49,806 --> 01:11:51,941
- Well, to be perfectly
honest with you, Stumpy--

819
01:11:51,941 --> 01:11:54,167
- That's Mr. Nixon to you.

820
01:11:57,540 --> 01:11:59,655
You've never been perfectly
honest with anyone

821
01:11:59,655 --> 01:12:02,069
in your whole miserable life.

822
01:12:02,069 --> 01:12:06,486
You've got my hand, and I
want it back with interest.

823
01:12:09,702 --> 01:12:14,457
- Okay, Mr. Nixon, I have
what you're lookin' for.

824
01:12:14,457 --> 01:12:16,271
What's it worth to you?

825
01:12:16,271 --> 01:12:21,271
- What's it
worth to me?

826
01:12:26,364 --> 01:12:30,870
To be perfectly honest with you

827
01:12:30,870 --> 01:12:34,746
I'll tell you what it's worth to you.

828
01:12:34,746 --> 01:12:38,429
The way I see it, you took my hand.

829
01:12:38,429 --> 01:12:42,800
I want my hand back and
now I want one of yours.

830
01:12:42,800 --> 01:12:43,633
- What?

831
01:12:43,633 --> 01:12:44,466
My hand?

832
01:12:44,466 --> 01:12:45,700
You're crazy.

833
01:12:45,700 --> 01:12:49,558
- You guys better
seriously consider my offer.

834
01:12:49,558 --> 01:12:52,729
And remember, I want my hand back

835
01:12:52,729 --> 01:12:55,431
and I want one of yours in interest.

836
01:12:55,431 --> 01:12:59,113
And listen, Rufus, I'm on
my way over there to get it.

837
01:13:07,850 --> 01:13:09,100
- Who was that?

838
01:13:09,958 --> 01:13:12,348
Was that Stumpy Nixon?

839
01:13:12,348 --> 01:13:13,598
What'd he want?

840
01:13:14,962 --> 01:13:15,795
- My hand.

841
01:13:18,184 --> 01:13:22,543
Says he wants my hand in
interest for takin' his.

842
01:13:22,543 --> 01:13:24,310
- How does he expect you to do that?

843
01:13:24,310 --> 01:13:26,385
Saw off your own hand?

844
01:13:26,385 --> 01:13:27,468
- I guess so.

845
01:13:33,690 --> 01:13:35,279
- Burn the witch!

846
01:13:35,279 --> 01:13:36,914
Burn her, burn the witch!

847
01:13:36,914 --> 01:13:38,997
Burn her, burn her, burn.

848
01:13:43,533 --> 01:13:46,201
- You think the hand did that?

849
01:13:46,201 --> 01:13:48,507
- I don't know.

850
01:13:48,507 --> 01:13:51,096
- You know it's out that box,

851
01:13:51,096 --> 01:13:53,745
and it's in this room somewhere.

852
01:13:53,745 --> 01:13:54,744
- I don't know, T.

853
01:13:54,744 --> 01:13:56,894
I don't think it can think it
can do somethin' like that.

854
01:13:56,894 --> 01:13:58,104
- It's in here.

855
01:13:58,104 --> 01:14:01,796
It just turned on that
TV, it's in here ya know.

856
01:14:01,796 --> 01:14:03,424
- Come over here and help me move this out

857
01:14:03,424 --> 01:14:04,888
so we can look behind it.

858
01:14:04,888 --> 01:14:06,302
- Nah, nah, I'm good.

859
01:14:06,302 --> 01:14:09,802
- Don't be a wuss, get over here, come on.

860
01:14:11,604 --> 01:14:12,531
Ready, on three.

861
01:14:12,531 --> 01:14:14,781
- Uh-huh.
- One, two, three.

862
01:14:16,011 --> 01:14:18,480
Don't pick up your end or anything.

863
01:14:18,480 --> 01:14:23,480
- Nothin' back there but old
dust bunnies the size of cats.

864
01:14:36,471 --> 01:14:38,151
- Tyrone Thaddeus.

865
01:14:41,102 --> 01:14:45,198
So you're watchin' Rufus's back
for a measly hundred bucks?

866
01:14:45,198 --> 01:14:46,839
- Yeah, how'd you know that?

867
01:14:46,839 --> 01:14:49,010
- I know a lot, Tyrone.

868
01:14:49,010 --> 01:14:51,165
I know that after Rufus
gets through settling up

869
01:14:51,165 --> 01:14:55,551
with me, he's not gonna have
your measly hundred bucks.

870
01:14:55,551 --> 01:15:00,551
Rufus is the one who's gonna
come up shorthanded.

871
01:15:12,366 --> 01:15:14,574
- Hey, Rufus, the hand just locked us in.

872
01:15:14,574 --> 01:15:16,291
- Man, get out the way.

873
01:15:16,291 --> 01:15:18,124
Move, get out the way.

874
01:15:20,420 --> 01:15:22,267
How'd it do that?

875
01:15:22,267 --> 01:15:23,350
- The window.

876
01:15:24,897 --> 01:15:27,847
The window's all boarded up.

877
01:15:27,847 --> 01:15:29,344
How are we gonna get out now?

878
01:15:29,344 --> 01:15:31,300
- We got a bag full of tools.

879
01:15:31,300 --> 01:15:33,239
In case you forget, remember we break

880
01:15:33,239 --> 01:15:35,063
into places for a living?

881
01:15:35,063 --> 01:15:36,350
- Oh yeah.

882
01:15:36,350 --> 01:15:37,500
We can get outta here.

883
01:15:37,500 --> 01:15:38,333
- Yeah.
- All right?

884
01:15:38,333 --> 01:15:39,166
Let's go.

885
01:15:44,848 --> 01:15:46,832
Hey, Rufus, where's your crowbar?

886
01:15:46,832 --> 01:15:47,754
- I lost it.

887
01:15:47,754 --> 01:15:49,050
It fell off the roof at the Piggly Wiggly

888
01:15:49,050 --> 01:15:50,109
back in the green room.

889
01:15:50,109 --> 01:15:51,495
- And you never got another one?

890
01:15:51,495 --> 01:15:53,232
- Never needed another one.

891
01:15:53,232 --> 01:15:54,570
- 'Til now.

892
01:15:54,570 --> 01:15:55,979
- Yeah, 'til now.

893
01:15:55,979 --> 01:15:57,229
- Hey!

894
01:15:58,297 --> 01:15:59,625
Hey!

895
01:15:59,625 --> 01:16:01,208
I know you hear me.

896
01:16:04,108 --> 01:16:06,513
When you shysters gon'
stop messin' around?

897
01:16:06,513 --> 01:16:08,211
You need to get that hand ready for me

898
01:16:08,211 --> 01:16:11,794
because I'm on my way
over there to get it.

899
01:16:13,263 --> 01:16:14,096
- Okay.

900
01:16:20,646 --> 01:16:22,364
- Hey, Rufus.

901
01:16:22,364 --> 01:16:25,624
What you gon' do with that saw?

902
01:16:25,624 --> 01:16:29,167
Hope you're not thinkin'
what I think you're thinkin'.

903
01:16:29,167 --> 01:16:31,378
- No, I'm not thinkin' what
you think I'm thinkin'.

904
01:16:31,378 --> 01:16:33,019
I know one thing, we
need to figure out a way

905
01:16:33,019 --> 01:16:34,022
to get outta this room before--

906
01:16:37,016 --> 01:16:38,513
- The hand.

907
01:16:38,513 --> 01:16:40,169
It's hangin' around this table.

908
01:16:40,169 --> 01:16:41,785
- Tyrone.

909
01:16:41,785 --> 01:16:42,618
Tyrone.

910
01:16:43,787 --> 01:16:44,620
Tyrone.

911
01:16:45,564 --> 01:16:47,926
I know you hear me, boy.

912
01:16:47,926 --> 01:16:49,343
Is that you, boy?

913
01:16:54,925 --> 01:16:56,307
- Yes, this is I.

914
01:16:56,307 --> 01:16:58,646
- I've got
some good news, Tyrone,

915
01:16:58,646 --> 01:17:00,558
and I got some bad news.

916
01:17:04,289 --> 01:17:06,831
The good news is I don't have my heart

917
01:17:06,831 --> 01:17:09,081
set on takin' Rufus's hand.

918
01:17:10,326 --> 01:17:11,675
- That is some good news.

919
01:17:11,675 --> 01:17:13,208
- Yep, and the
bad news is your hand

920
01:17:13,208 --> 01:17:15,921
will also be satisfactory.

921
01:17:15,921 --> 01:17:18,046
- Oh, whoa, oh, oh, why my hand?

922
01:17:18,046 --> 01:17:19,738
- Well any hand will do

923
01:17:19,738 --> 01:17:21,700
as long as you crooks come up with a hand.

924
01:17:21,700 --> 01:17:22,901
You're just fortunate I don't want

925
01:17:22,901 --> 01:17:26,818
your arm or your leg.

926
01:17:33,950 --> 01:17:36,367
- We've gotta get outta here.

927
01:17:41,483 --> 01:17:44,242
Looks like they screwed these boards on.

928
01:17:44,242 --> 01:17:46,159
They're not pryin' off.

929
01:17:47,235 --> 01:17:48,732
Oh, oh.

930
01:18:06,079 --> 01:18:08,146
Oh, Rufus.

931
01:18:08,146 --> 01:18:12,268
Ah, come here.

932
01:18:12,268 --> 01:18:13,101
Rufus.

933
01:18:14,237 --> 01:18:15,570
You nearly died.

934
01:18:17,025 --> 01:18:20,931
You peed your pants and you nearly died.

935
01:18:20,931 --> 01:18:22,704
- It's that hand.

936
01:18:22,704 --> 01:18:23,726
It's tryin' to kill us.

937
01:18:23,726 --> 01:18:25,393
- Yeah it is, it is!

938
01:18:26,906 --> 01:18:28,548
It's way back in its box.

939
01:18:28,548 --> 01:18:30,210
- Get it, go, get it.

940
01:18:30,210 --> 01:18:31,151
Close the lid.

941
01:18:31,151 --> 01:18:32,479
- Move out the way.
- Get it down.

942
01:18:32,479 --> 01:18:33,312
- Ah!

943
01:18:34,675 --> 01:18:36,572
- Get somethin' out of this bag.

944
01:18:36,572 --> 01:18:37,867
Anything!

945
01:18:37,867 --> 01:18:39,725
What can we use?

946
01:18:46,133 --> 01:18:47,878
I can't find anything.

947
01:18:56,307 --> 01:18:59,724
We need a hand for when Stumpy gets here.

948
01:19:04,261 --> 01:19:05,428
- Yeah, we do.

949
01:19:21,932 --> 01:19:25,375
- I see you had a little
run in with my hand.

950
01:19:25,375 --> 01:19:26,208
- Uh-huh.

951
01:19:27,487 --> 01:19:30,804
- Tell me, Tyrone, what did
you learn from all of this?

952
01:19:35,779 --> 01:19:38,217
- Don't mess around with Stumpy Nixon.

953
01:19:38,217 --> 01:19:42,300
- Let me give you a little
bit of advice, Tyrone.

954
01:19:43,200 --> 01:19:47,759
Hangin' out with big dummies
like Rufus right there,

955
01:19:47,759 --> 01:19:50,676
you're gon' end up just like Rufus.

956
01:19:52,561 --> 01:19:54,394
- Hey, 'ey, Mr. Nixon.

957
01:19:57,417 --> 01:20:00,043
What you want me to do with this?

958
01:20:00,043 --> 01:20:03,339
- Ah yes, the interest on my property.

959
01:20:03,339 --> 01:20:05,687
I don't think I'll be takin' that today.

960
01:20:05,687 --> 01:20:10,477
It's not my color, plus
it smells bad.

961
01:20:10,477 --> 01:20:11,310
Ho!

962
01:20:13,835 --> 01:20:16,765
Stumpy Nixon, you better tell somebody.

963
01:20:42,613 --> 01:20:45,280
- Woo!

964
01:20:46,796 --> 01:20:49,296
Oh.

965
01:20:50,806 --> 01:20:51,639
Oh.