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- THE FOURTH GATHERS: SCENE 2: THE DUNE SEA:
- (Also known as Blow The Skin's One-man show.)
- Blow The Skin and R2 have crashed in the desert, and are leaving their ship behind.
- BLOW THE SKIN: "We did not enter this how messy? I really do not know how to fuck. It looks like we do pain. This is a lot in our lives."
- R2 beeps.
- BLOW THE SKIN: "I have to rest before the crash. United almost fixed."
- Blow The Skin stares at the wast, empty desert.
- BLOW THE SKIN: "Desertion place!"
- R2 starts to move away from Blow The Skin.
- BLOW THE SKIN: "Where do you think you're going?"
- R2 beeps.
- BLOW THE SKIN "Well, I do not intend to do so. It is too rocky. This method is very easy."
- R2 beeps.
- BLOW THE SKIN: "Do you think you ... There is also a compromise?"
- R2 beeps.
- BLOW THE SKIN: "And I'm not technical."
- R2 beeps.
- BLOW THE SKIN: "What is the task? what are you saying?"
- R2 beeps.
- BLOW THE SKIN: "I'm just enough for you. Such a move. You're in trouble a day ... You myopia scrap heap."
- Blow The Skin kicks R2 and walks off.
- BLOW THE SKIN: "Let me catch me begging for help ... Since you can not get it."
- R2 beeps. Blow The Skin looks back at the robot.
- BLOW THE SKIN: "Taking no chances. I do not intend to do so."
- Blow The Skin keeps walking, and comes across a huge skeleton.
- BLOW THE SKIN: "In other words, little twerp fault. It was his fault. He tricked me to go this route? But he will not do better."
- The robot spots something at the horizon...
- BLOW THE SKIN: "waiting! what is that? Transgender. I'm saved!"
- ... and tries to get it's attention.
- BLOW THE SKIN: "Here! Hey! Hey! help me! help me!"
- Later that same evening, R2 is ambushed by some Plus Wow People. The shoot him with a stun ray and take him to the transgendered Sandcrawler.
- (How does that work, anyway? Do Sandcrawlers have biological sexes? Do they... reproduce?!)
- (Let's not think about THAT any longer.)
- Within the Sandcrawler, R2 is reunited with Blow The Skin.
- BLOW THE SKIN: "R2?"
- R2 beeps.
- BLOW THE SKIN: "R2-D2 is for you! This neoda!"
- The Sandcrawler drives off into the distance.
- END OF SCENE 2.
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