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More Cucaloma!

May 1st, 2012
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  1. "Dear Pufferfish,
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  3. You're the best! Not only are you a good troll, you're a lovely matesprit, too! I pity you more than anything else on Alternia and Skaia combined.
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  5. With pity,
  6. Paloma".
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  8. Cucali crumpled the note in her hand... and then smoothed it out again before ever-so-subtly captchaloguing it. There! All out of her face. She took out a pen and some paper, and scribbled down another note in her exaggerated, angular handwriting.
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  10. "This'll fix her! Goddamn sappy mossblood."
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  13. "Dear Mossy,
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  15. Fuck you, didn't I tell you to stop sending these goddamn notes?! What kind of troll are you, being so damn sappy???
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  17. With no pity,
  18. Cucali
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  20. PS: I guess you're okay at being a matesprit too, jackass."
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  22. Paloma found the note on the thermal hull as she went to get a bottle of juice. She grinned, carefully unpinning it from its magnets (how do they work?), and smoothing it out as she read down.
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  24. "Tch," she pouted, and then let her pout turn into a smile. "Why can't you just say nice things, Cucali? It's okay, I know what you mean."
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