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Dry Bowser and Toadette's Stinkyventure

Apr 5th, 2019
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  1. Dry Bowser and Toadette were hanging around the sweetly enhancing Sweet Canyon Kingdom, with Toadette farting constantly as everyone would expect while Dry Bowser was collecting rotting sweets and storing them inside his spiky charcoal shell to restore them later on at some point. As to why the skeletal reptile would do that while he was present with a smelly mushroom girl is beyond any imagination, but there it is.
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  3. "Peeyew, this gas I'm leaking is unbelievably stinky!" Toadette giggled as she was slightly blushing in embarrassment while smiling as she was fanning the air of her tuba toots.
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  5. Dry Bowser sighed as he shook his skull, turning to face his companion. "Doesn't it make you feel bad to stink so much?"
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  7. Toadette shrugged as she tapped her pink mushroom cap. "It does, but I kind of got over it."
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  9. Dry Bowser folded his bony arms together and murmured. "How is it even possible for that to be?"
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  11. "Because I have more costumes I can place myself in!" Toadette squealed as she twirled around, taking a bow as she followed it up with a powerful poot.
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  13. Dry Bowser: (with the roll of his eyes) If you insist, kid...
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  15. Toadette: I knew you would come around! (gleefully giggles)
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  17. Dry Bowser and Toadette were going through the Wild Woods as they encountered a giant boulder overlooking the entrance way to the forest themed race course.
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  19. "How are we going to get past this roadblock?" Dry Bowser questioned as he was brushing back his red hair.
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  21. Toadette giggled as she began to clap her hands. "Leave it to me! I got enough fart gas to propel us forward!"
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  23. Dry Bowser: (with caution) I don't think you have to-
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  25. Toadette: Nonsense, I got enough to let out some! (shakes her rump while her stomach grumbles)
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  27. With some grunts, Toadette unleashed a fart that caused her pink dress to break apart as the rock was destroyed by the powerful blast of methane, with Dry Bowser deciding to step back as he didn't want any of his bones broken. Upon concluding her flatulent explosion, Toadette was quick to switch out of her regular uniform and right into her archivist outfit, belting a wet toot as she was glad to have her captain outfit stinky.
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  29. Toadette: (doing a little victory dance) See, I told ya I had enough (feels her stomach rumble as she burps and farts at the same time) Oh my!
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  31. "Maybe you should just store in your thoughts along with your methane..." Dry Bowser interrupted as he pointed at the various rocks rolling towards them, with the reptilian skeleton deciding to take in the action as he chucked some of his more fragile bones at the rock and then fired off blue flames at them as he also had lightning zapped from his fingertips.
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  33. Finally after going through all of the Wild Woods to collect the wild wooden objects placed around for studying them, the adventuring pair found themselves in a sewer just underneath the Super Bell Highway, with it being a strong potent scent that marked danger to anyone who was brave enough to trek through its gross realm.
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  35. "Jeeze, I'm glad I can turn off my senses at any time," Dry Bowser commented as he got a quick whiff of the sewer, clenching his fists as he felt like his hair was going to melt in an instant.
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  37. "Oof, and I thought I was a smelly girl!" Toadette laughed as her deep pitched farting didn't seem to stink as much.
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  39. Suddenly the sewer shook, with the duo being quick to fix up on the various girders populating the gross area as a surge of sewer water came towards them. Dry Bowser was quick to place some auto cleansing powder on him and Toadette to keep them clean as they got taken away in the sewage, with Toadette grabbing onto a ladder while managing to hold Dry Bowser by the hand as the duo survived the disgusting fate of being dragged by the surge.
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  41. Toadette: Well that sure was a stinky adventure! (laughs as she pulls Dry Bower up)
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  43. Dry Bowser: (after helping Toadette up and out of the sewer) Yes and we should leave it to rot behind like it's doing to my bones...
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