Blowing wieners (Juni, shitpost, BJ, comedy???)

>be young adult Anon in horsepeopleland
>You've been dating that chick for a week or so
>She's kinda young, but, eh, who cares, older than the clock, old enough for the cock amirite
>It's not like she's that young anyway, she's like 16
>Right?
>You need to be 16 to work in a theater, right?
>Whatever
>She gives a mean blowjob, that's all that counts
>Speaking of which...
>You give a groan as she starts gagging on your length
"Shit, you're getting even better at this,"
>She smirks at you from below the counter, your cock still lodged in between her lips
>The sound of a door opening catches your attention
"Oh shit, someone's coming!"
>She lets go of your tip with a pop
>"And? Just serve them,"
"You can't be serious--ngh!"
>She is
>Fuck, you never should've taught her how to play with your balls
>"Hi, I'd like a hot dog and a soda please!"
>It's a group of little girls
>You freeze for a second, your brain needing a moment to process the fact that you're getting your dick sucked by an underage as another group of very, very underages are standing not five feet away from you
"Huh..."
>You instinctively look down, searching for direction
>And Juni instantly catches up, nudging her head and pointing her eyes to your right as she kisses the underside of your crown
>You stifle the groan, and slowly lift your head to see the hot dog compartiment
"O-okay, sure, yeah, I just.. gotta put them in the microwave..?"
>Your eyes go down fast enough to see your gf's eyes roll up in disbelief
>But gives you a nod nonetheless
>Okay, can't be this hard right
>You grab one and fumble with the package for a second, before it finally pops open
>And you groan, your body seizing up and nearly dropping the meat as she swallows you whole
>And gags
>FUCK
>"What was that?"
>DO SOMETHING
"Ahem!"
>You cough, the best you could
>Shakespeare would be proud
>No wait, shakespeare doesn't do theatre you dumbass
>Or does he?
"Uh, sorry, bad cold,"

>The little girl at the front raises an eyebrow, analyzing your expression for a bit
>Before shrugging and turning back to her three friends, going back to their little discussion
>You take the sausage out and place it in the microwave, and stop right before setting up the timer
>Wait, how long does it take?
>Fuck, why did you throw the wrap away already!
>Seeing as your clients are still busy, you chance another look down
"How long?"
>You whisper-shout
>She doesn't let go of your cock tho, deciding to use her hands instead
>And shows you one finger on her left, and three on the right
"What? Four minutes?!"
>Another eye roll
>And a shake of her head
"Forty seconds?"
>You nearly yelp as you feel her teeth on your crown
>"One thirty you dumdum!"
>Oh, that makes sense
>"Did y'all hear that?"
>Your eyes come up to see the three looking at you
>Shit
"It's, huh, my phone, sorry, kinda new and forgot to silence it,"
>Another shrug, and they turn away once more
>Phew, good thing kids are stupid
>You set the timer, and Juni goes back to worshipping your cock
>Fuckkkk
>Wait, hot dog, right, how does it work again
>You start looking around, soon finding the buns, then the ketchup and mustard
>Okay, good, that's everything you need for a hotdog, right?
>Wait, she wanted a soda too
>Alright, soda, easy
>Or not, you find out that the dispenser is barely out of range
>You try to take a step forward but Juni obviously doesn't give a fuck
>So you've got to resort to the next best thing
>You lean forward like a dumbass, using a hand to support you against the counter as you grab a cup and start filling it
>One of the girl, the white one, raises her eyebrows again as she sees you from over her friend's shoulder
>"Are you okay?"
>SHIT
>Of course, her inquiry brings the attention of her friends back on you
"Yes! Of course, I, huh, I'm just stretching out! See?!"
>You start doing exaggerated motions with your arms and arch your back to emphasize your point

>And you groan again as your girlfriend hits a good spot
"A-ah! Damn, doesn't that feel good to stretch like that! Amirite girls?!"
>You see the orange one twirl an index next to her head towards the other two, certainly thinking that you're missing something up there
>Yeah, she's not buying that
>Whatever, just gotta give her a fucking soda and a hotdog and
>BEEP BEEP
>Shit
>You jolt as the oven signals that the wiener's done
>Oh yeah, your wiener's nearly done, you can feel it
>You grab the cup, now full and place it on the counter, and the girl instantly catches it to bring it to her lips
>"Woowhee! Ah' was mighty thirsty!"
>Ew, hillbillies are the worst
>You grab a bun and open the MW, and slightly burn your fingers like a retard
>Shit
>Oh
>The fingers that were up her snatch not ten minutes ago
>Oh well
>Can't be that bad right?
>Just a slight smell, and she certainly won't be able to taste it through the sauce
>Right?
>You feel yourself throb at the thought of making an underage taste your girlfriend's clam
>Shit, you're really getting close
>And she feels it too, you know it thanks to the way she's kneading your balls right now, making sure they give her every last drop
>She's so good at this, fuckkk
>You gotta get rid of the kids before you blow tho, because this is gonna be a big one
"Huh,"
>You try to get her attention but it comes out as a grunt
"Ahem, you huh, ketchup? Mustard?"
>"Both!"
>Ugh, fucking kids!
>You start with the ketchup, grabbing the bottle and sauce it up
>Then the mustard
>Okay, easy enough
>Now MOVE
"Uh, here, one hot dog and, Huh, one soda, it that all?"
>The hick turn to her friends
>And the white one interjects
>"Oh, one of those banana ice creams! Always wanted to try one!"
>I don't give a fuck about that little one!
>You turn and slam the door of the fridge open, and grab one
>SHIT SHIT SHIT
>You throw a hand down and place it against the head of your girl to try and slow her bobbing

>But she instantly takes hold of your wrist as she dives all the way down once again
>And you grunt, all your muscles seizing as you do your best holding it in
>FUCKING
"H-HERE, ONE FREEZED CHOCO BANANA THINGY, IS THAT ALL?!"
>You slam the thing on the counter right next to the hotdog
>It came out wrong, as their really, really scared expressions tell you
>FUCK
"YOu, Huhh, shoULd givE that MoVVIe A TRyyy!"
>Your hand flies forward to point at some random poster on the wall behind them
>And the distraction thankfully works
>And they all turn away to look at whatever it is you were pointing, as you do your best to contain the guttural cry coming up as you feel yourself releasing
>FUCK
>Juni lets out a quick, muffled surprised sound as the first blast hits her tongue, but she instantly dives forward to swallow you whole
>And that proves way too much for you, and you slam your hands on the counter as your entire being quakes and you grit your teeth to stop any sounds from coming out
>The little ones, of course, turn back when they hear the loud bang, and watches you with wide eyes as you unload spurts after spurts down your girl's gullet
>You should tell them to fuck off or something
"F-FUCK!"
>Not like that you dumbfuck!
>"U-uhm, t-thank you m-mister!"
>The hick grabs her wiener and the doll her chocobanana and they instantly starts walking away but keeping their eyes on you, slowly at first, then faster
>And they finally turn around and run away
>Huh, that worked

>But a slow, eager lap against the underside of your cock bursts your bubble
"F-fucks sake, Juni, t-that was--"
>She spits your cock out
>"That was so fucking hot holy shit~,"
>And you groan again as she starts peppering your wilting shaft with kisses and quick licks, making sure it's clean
"Yeah, that was-fuck, you're way too good at this,"
>"I know~,"
>You give a sigh of relief as she comes back up and finally leaves your over sensitive shaft alone
>You can't believe you didn't get caught
>"Your turn,"
"What?"
>You don't have the time to react that she grabs a handful of your hair and forces you down on your knees
"W-what the fuck Juni?!"
>And you hear the doors opening again as she pulls your face under her skirt
>Oh shit, where did you throw her panties again?
>"Hi~! What can I do for you?"