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  1. totalConsumption: ...fucj
  2. totalConsumption: > FIST HHHHHHEY, CHARGE at HHHHHHEY
  3. TwinBuilder: [**YOU** FUCKING **HIT**. **6** DAMAGE.]
  4. [TAMED **HHHHHHORSE** MISSES.]
  5. [**HHHHHHEY** MISSES AS WELL.]
  6. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHEY**: 2/9 **HP**. **YOU**: 2/8 **HP**. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 17/17 **HP**. **NINE** TURNS LEFT.]
  7. totalConsumption: > kill
  8. totalConsumption: (mspal is dead but we can archive with 42)
  9. TwinBuilder: [**YOU** MISS.]
  10. [**TAMED HHHHHHORSE** HITS. **1** DAMAGE.]
  11. [AND I SAID, **HEYYYYYEAYYYYYEAYYYYEAYEA**, **HEYYYYYEAYYYYEAH**, I SAID **HEY**! **WHAT'S GOING ON?**]
  12. TwinBuilder: [NONE OF **YOU** KNOW.]
  13. TwinBuilder: [**YOU** AND TAMED **HHHHHHORSE** ARE **CONFUSED**.]
  14. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHEY**: 2/9 **HP**. **YOU**: 2/8 **HP**. **YOU** ARE **CONFUSED**. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 17/17 **HP**. **IT** IS **CONFUSED**. **EIGHT** TURNS LEFT.]
  15. totalConsumption: > it's a meme, this is Sir Donald Trump's fault, you know exactly what's going on, now punch
  16. TwinBuilder: [**YOU** KILL.]
  17. TwinBuilder: [**ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME**.]
  18. Sp33d0n: More **AMMO**?
  19. TwinBuilder: [**ROOM EXIT** | **AMMO** | **YOU** | **NaN** | **NaN**]
  20. totalConsumption: fish plushie
  21. totalConsumption: > AMMO
  22. crystalcat: Take the ammo.
  23. TwinBuilder: [**YOU** TAKE **1 AMMO**. **YOU** HAVE **3 AMMO**.]
  24. TwinBuilder: [**ROOM EXIT** | **YOU** | **O)_(O** | **NaN** | **NaN**]
  25. totalConsumption: > how many agents of conflict are in this game?
  26. crystalcat: Hello, funnymimes. Do you know of any way to restore HP in this hellscape?
  27. crystalcat: Oh, Consomme got there first.
  28. TwinBuilder: [**bloodisthepath**]
  29. TwinBuilder: [**butsometimesitmaynotappear**]
  30. TwinBuilder: [**youlothavebeenexceptionallyunluckynotgettinganythreetimesinarow**]
  31. TwinBuilder: [**perhapsluckwillrollinyourfavornexttime**]
  32. TwinBuilder: [**perhapsnot**]
  33. TwinBuilder: [**ohandawordofadvice**]
  34. TwinBuilder: [**theothersarenotasmerciful**]
  35. TwinBuilder: [**trynottoprovokethem**]
  36. TwinBuilder: [**ordo**]
  37. TwinBuilder: [**wecantstopyou**]
  38. TwinBuilder: [**butwecanwatchasyoudie**]
  39. TwinBuilder: [**ROOM EXIT** | **YOU** | **ERR** | **NaN** | **NaN**]
  40. crystalcat: Take ERR, equip to YOUrself.
  41. crystalcat: Then exit.
  42. TwinBuilder: [**YOU** EQUIP **ERR**. **YOU ARE ERROR**.]
  43. TwinBuilder: [**EXIT** | **ROOM** | **ROOM** | **ROOM** | **ROOM** | **ROOM** | **ROOM** | **ROOM** | **ROOM** | **ROOM** | **ROOM** | **YOU** | **ROOM** | **/ 👁 \** | **ERR**]
  44. TwinBuilder: [**ROOM EXIT** | **HHHHHHAG** | **HHHHHHAG** | **YOU**]
  45. crystalcat: Advance to what is presumably another **FIGHT**.
  46. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHAG**: 15/15 **HP**. **YOU**: 2/8 **HP**. **YOU** ARE **ERROR**. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 15/15 **HP**.]
  47. SplitSuns: ...did we get no blood
  48. SplitSuns: > FIGHT / CHARGE
  49. TwinBuilder: [**YOU** HIT. **1** DAMAGE.]
  50. [TAMED **HHHHHHORSE** FUCKING MISSES. **1** DAMAGE.]
  51. [**HHHHHHAG** MOVES TO THE **CAULDRON** AND BREWS.]
  52. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHAG**: 14/15 **HP**. **YOU**: 2/8 **HP**. **YOU** ARE **ERROR**. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 14/15 **HP**.]
  53. TwinBuilder: [IT IS **POSSIBLE** FOR **YOU** TO **RIDE** THE TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**, IN CASE **YOU FORGOT**.]
  54. SplitSuns: what happens if we ride it
  55. TwinBuilder: [BADASSERY.]
  56. Sp33d0n: Ride HHHHHHORSE?
  57. SplitSuns: ^
  58. TwinBuilder: [**YES**. **INCREDIBLE**.]
  59. SplitSuns: > FISTS / CHARGE AGAIN
  60. TwinBuilder: [**YOU** FUCKING HIT. **4** DAMAGE.]
  61. [TAMED **HHHHHORSE** MISSES.]
  62. [**HHHHHHAG** BREWS A **POTION OF SUMMONING** AND A **POTION OF POWER**.]
  63. [**HHHHHHAG** ATTACKS BUT MISSES.]
  64. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHAG**: 10/15 **HP**. **YOU**: 2/8 **HP**. **YOU** ARE **ERROR**. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 14/15 **HP**. **POTIONS**: **SUMMONING** AND **POWER**.]
  65. SplitSuns: can we take the potions?
  66. TwinBuilder: [**NO**.]
  67. SplitSuns: damn
  68. totalConsumption: ...fucj
  69. totalConsumption: > FIST HHHHHHEY, CHARGE at HHHHHHEY
  70. TwinBuilder: [**YOU** FUCKING **HIT**. **6** DAMAGE.]
  71. [TAMED **HHHHHHORSE** MISSES.]
  72. [**HHHHHHEY** MISSES AS WELL.]
  73. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHEY**: 2/9 **HP**. **YOU**: 2/8 **HP**. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 17/17 **HP**. **NINE** TURNS LEFT.]
  74. totalConsumption: > kill
  75. totalConsumption: (mspal is dead but we can archive with 42)
  76. TwinBuilder: [**YOU** MISS.]
  77. [**TAMED HHHHHHORSE** HITS. **1** DAMAGE.]
  78. [AND I SAID, **HEYYYYYEAYYYYYEAYYYYEAYEA**, **HEYYYYYEAYYYYEAH**, I SAID **HEY**! **WHAT'S GOING ON?**]
  79. TwinBuilder: [NONE OF **YOU** KNOW.]
  80. TwinBuilder: [**YOU** AND TAMED **HHHHHHORSE** ARE **CONFUSED**.]
  81. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHEY**: 2/9 **HP**. **YOU**: 2/8 **HP**. **YOU** ARE **CONFUSED**. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 17/17 **HP**. **IT** IS **CONFUSED**. **EIGHT** TURNS LEFT.]
  82. totalConsumption: > it's a meme, this is Sir Donald Trump's fault, you know exactly what's going on, now punch
  83. TwinBuilder: [**YOU** KILL.]
  84. TwinBuilder: [**ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME**.]
  85. Sp33d0n: More **AMMO**?
  86. TwinBuilder: [**ROOM EXIT** | **AMMO** | **YOU** | **NaN** | **NaN**]
  87. totalConsumption: fish plushie
  88. totalConsumption: > AMMO
  89. crystalcat: Take the ammo.
  90. TwinBuilder: [**YOU** TAKE **1 AMMO**. **YOU** HAVE **3 AMMO**.]
  91. TwinBuilder: [**ROOM EXIT** | **YOU** | **O)_(O** | **NaN** | **NaN**]
  92. totalConsumption: > how many agents of conflict are in this game?
  93. crystalcat: Hello, funnymimes. Do you know of any way to restore HP in this hellscape?
  94. crystalcat: Oh, Consomme got there first.
  95. TwinBuilder: [**bloodisthepath**]
  96. TwinBuilder: [**butsometimesitmaynotappear**]
  97. TwinBuilder: [**youlothavebeenexceptionallyunluckynotgettinganythreetimesinarow**]
  98. TwinBuilder: [**perhapsluckwillrollinyourfavornexttime**]
  99. TwinBuilder: [**perhapsnot**]
  100. TwinBuilder: [**ohandawordofadvice**]
  101. TwinBuilder: [**theothersarenotasmerciful**]
  102. TwinBuilder: [**trynottoprovokethem**]
  103. TwinBuilder: [**ordo**]
  104. TwinBuilder: [**wecantstopyou**]
  105. TwinBuilder: [**butwecanwatchasyoudie**]
  106. TwinBuilder: [**ROOM EXIT** | **YOU** | **ERR** | **NaN** | **NaN**]
  107. crystalcat: Take ERR, equip to YOUrself.
  108. crystalcat: Then exit.
  109. TwinBuilder: [**YOU** EQUIP **ERR**. **YOU ARE ERROR**.]
  110. TwinBuilder: [**EXIT** | **ROOM** | **ROOM** | **ROOM** | **ROOM** | **ROOM** | **ROOM** | **ROOM** | **ROOM** | **ROOM** | **ROOM** | **YOU** | **ROOM** | **/ 👁 \** | **ERR**]
  111. TwinBuilder: [**ROOM EXIT** | **HHHHHHAG** | **HHHHHHAG** | **YOU**]
  112. crystalcat: Advance to what is presumably another **FIGHT**.
  113. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHAG**: 15/15 **HP**. **YOU**: 2/8 **HP**. **YOU** ARE **ERROR**. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 15/15 **HP**.]
  114. SplitSuns: ...did we get no blood
  115. SplitSuns: > FIGHT / CHARGE
  116. TwinBuilder: [**YOU** HIT. **1** DAMAGE.]
  117. [TAMED **HHHHHHORSE** FUCKING MISSES. **1** DAMAGE.]
  118. [**HHHHHHAG** MOVES TO THE **CAULDRON** AND BREWS.]
  119. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHAG**: 14/15 **HP**. **YOU**: 2/8 **HP**. **YOU** ARE **ERROR**. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 14/15 **HP**.]
  120. TwinBuilder: [IT IS **POSSIBLE** FOR **YOU** TO **RIDE** THE TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**, IN CASE **YOU FORGOT**.]
  121. SplitSuns: what happens if we ride it
  122. TwinBuilder: [BADASSERY.]
  123. Sp33d0n: Ride HHHHHHORSE?
  124. SplitSuns: ^
  125. TwinBuilder: [**YES**. **INCREDIBLE**.]
  126. SplitSuns: > FISTS / CHARGE AGAIN
  127. TwinBuilder: [**YOU** FUCKING HIT. **4** DAMAGE.]
  128. [TAMED **HHHHHORSE** MISSES.]
  129. [**HHHHHHAG** BREWS A **POTION OF SUMMONING** AND A **POTION OF POWER**.]
  130. [**HHHHHHAG** ATTACKS BUT MISSES.]
  131. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHAG**: 10/15 **HP**. **YOU**: 2/8 **HP**. **YOU** ARE **ERROR**. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 14/15 **HP**. **POTIONS**: **SUMMONING** AND **POWER**.]
  132. SplitSuns: can we take the potions?
  133. TwinBuilder: [**NO**.]
  134. SplitSuns: damn
  135. SplitSuns: > FIGHT / CHARGE
  136. SplitSuns: > FIGHT / CHARGE
  137. TwinBuilder: [**YOU** MISS.]
  138. [TAMED **HHHHHHORSE** HITS. **3** DAMAGE.]
  139. [**HHHHHHAG** INGESTS **POTION OF POWER**.]
  140. [**HHHHHHAG** FUCKING HITS. **10** DAMAGE TO TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**.]
  141. TwinBuilder: [**YOU** MISS.]
  142. [TAMED **HHHHHHORSE** HITS. **3** DAMAGE.]
  143. [**HHHHHHAG** INGESTS **POTION OF POWER**.]
  144. [**HHHHHHAG** FUCKING HITS. **10** DAMAGE TO TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**.]
  145. Sp33d0n: Oh noes!
  146. TwinBuilder: [**YOU** MISS.]
  147. [TAMED **HHHHHHORSE** HITS. **3** DAMAGE.]
  148. [**HHHHHHAG** INGESTS **POTION OF POWER**.]
  149. [**HHHHHHAG** FUCKING HITS. **10** DAMAGE TO TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**.]
  150. Sp33d0n: Oh noes!
  151. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHAG**: 7/15 **HP**. **YOU**: 2/8 **HP**. **YOU** ARE **ERROR**. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 4/15 **HP**. **POTIONS**: **SUMMONING**.]
  152. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHAG**: 7/15 **HP**. **YOU**: 2/8 **HP**. **YOU** ARE **ERROR**. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 4/15 **HP**. **POTIONS**: **SUMMONING**.]
  153. TwinBuilder: > Please input command. <
  154. TwinBuilder: > Please input command. <
  155. Sp33d0n: Do we use the SUMMONING pot?
  156. Sp33d0n: Do we use the SUMMONING pot?
  157. TwinBuilder: [**YOU** CAN'T.]
  158. TwinBuilder: [**YOU** CAN'T.]
  159. PitTheAngel: **HHHHHHAG** USES THE POTIONS. **YOU** DO NOT HAVE POTIONS.
  160. PitTheAngel: **HHHHHHAG** USES THE POTIONS. **YOU** DO NOT HAVE POTIONS.
  161. Sp33d0n: Oh
  162. Sp33d0n: Oh
  163. Sp33d0n: I was confused then.
  164. TwinBuilder: (/afk)
  165. TwinBuilder: (Game will resume when I get back assuming people are still interested)
  166. TwinBuilder: ((back))
  167. TwinBuilder: ((anyone still here?))
  168. Bomber57: ((ye, though i'm sure people will come back given a minute or two))
  169. The_Serpent: ((I'm multitasking))
  170. The_Serpent: (I will try to contribute))
  171. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHAG**: 7/15 **HP**. **YOU**: 2/8 **HP**. **YOU** ARE **ERROR**. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 4/15 **HP**. **POTIONS**: **SUMMONING**.]
  172. The_Serpent: > USE **FISTS** TO GRAB **POTION** FROM **HHHHHHAG**
  173. SplitSuns: ^
  174. TwinBuilder: [**YOU** ATTEMPT TO GRAB, BUT THE **HHHHHHAG** MOVES THE **POTION** AWAY FROM **YOU**.]
  175. SplitSuns: dammit
  176. The_Serpent: > USE **HHHHHHORSE**'S LONG LEGS AND BUCKING MANEUVER TO KNOCK THE **POTION** OUT OF **HHHHHHAND**
  177. TwinBuilder: [**SUCCESS**. THE **POTION** FALLS AND SHATTERS, USELESS.]
  178. SplitSuns: n i c e
  179. SplitSuns: > standard FISTS/CHARGE, then
  180. TwinBuilder: [**YOU** FUCKING MISS, BUT **YOU ARE ERROR**. NOTHING HAPPENS.]
  181. [TAMED **HHHHHHORSE** MISSES, TOO.]
  182. [**HHHHHHAG** HITS. **3** DAMAGE TO TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**.]
  183. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHAG**: 7/15 **HP**. **YOU**: 2/8 **HP**. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 1/15 **HP**.]
  184. The_Serpent: > USE SHATTERED **GLASS FRAGMENTS** AS WEAPON AGAINST **HHHHHHAG**
  185. TwinBuilder: [WHAT WILL THE TAMED **HHHHHHORSE** DO?]
  186. The_Serpent: > DISTRACT **HHHHHHAG** BY GALLOPING IN CIRCLES IN A FAST PACED MANNER, EVADING CAPTURE
  187. TwinBuilder: [**YOU** HIT. **5** DAMAGE. **HHHHHHAG** IS NOW **BLEED**.]
  188. [TAMED **HHHHHHORSE** DISTRACTS **HHHHHHAG**.]
  189. [**HHHHHHAG** IS TOO **CONFUSED** TO ACT. **1** DAMAGE FROM **BLEED**.]
  190. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHAG**: 1/15 **HP**. **BLEED**. **YOU**: 2/8 **HP**. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 1/15 **HP**.]
  191. Sp33d0n: CONSUME the blood? the HHHHHHAG is bleeding.
  192. TwinBuilder: [**+4 HP** TO **YOU**. THIS STOPS THE **BLEED** FLOW.]
  193. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHAG**: 1/15 **HP**. **YOU**: 6/8 **HP**. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 1/15 **HP**.]
  194. Sp33d0n: ...
  195. Sp33d0n: HHHHHORSE: KILL!
  196. SplitSuns: NICE
  197. The_Serpent: YOU: ALSO KILL
  198. TwinBuilder: [TAMED **HHHHHHORSE** KILLS.]
  199. TwinBuilder: [***SOMEHOW***, NO **BLOOD**. BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER AS MUCH NOW.]
  200. SplitSuns: true.
  201. Sp33d0n: We need BLOOD for HHHHHHORSE, though
  202. The_Serpent: Does the horse even heal from blood like we do
  203. TwinBuilder: [**ROOM EXIT** | **HHHHHHAG** | **PIECE OF METAL** | **YOU**]
  204. TwinBuilder: [**YES**.]
  205. The_Serpent: > PIECE OF METAL
  206. The_Serpent: Maybe we can forge some kind of metal-glass weapon.
  207. TwinBuilder: [**YOU** TAKE **1 PIECE OF METAL**. IT LOOKS LIKE IT COULD BE **FORGED** INTO **SOMETHING** IF YOU HAD MORE.]
  208. The_Serpent: No, that would be stupid.
  209. SplitSuns: nice, crafting
  210. SplitSuns: or something
  211. Sp33d0n: Doubt it. Hold on for now,
  212. SplitSuns: :mspa:
  213. :mspa::
  214. SplitSuns: ...we need emotes on here
  215. The_Serpent: Can we loot corpses?
  216. TwinBuilder: [**YOU** CANNOT **CRAFT**.]
  217. SplitSuns: usually the corpses have blood
  218. TwinBuilder: [**CORPSES** TYPICALLY DISSOLVE INTO **BLOOD**.]
  219. Sp33d0n: This is an atypical run.
  220. The_Serpent: So did this one just vanish? Or is it still here?
  221. Sp33d0n: It's gone. Now, do we fight the other one?
  222. TwinBuilder: [**ROOM EXIT** | **HHHHHHAG** | **YOU** | **ERR**]
  223. The_Serpent: > ERR
  224. TwinBuilder: [**YOU** TAKE **1 ERR**. WHO DO **YOU** GIVE **IT** TO?]
  225. SplitSuns: hmm
  226. SplitSuns: > check hp
  227. The_Serpent: Horse needs it more
  228. Sp33d0n: 6/8
  229. Sp33d0n: HHHHHHORSE
  230. TwinBuilder: [TAMED **HHHHHHORSE** IS **ERROR**.]
  231. TwinBuilder: [TAMED **HHHHHHORSE** IS **ERROR**.]
  232. Sp33d0n: He has 1/15
  233. SplitSuns: ok, yeah give it to hhhhhhorse
  234. TwinBuilder: [**ROOM EXIT** | **HHHHHHAG** | **YOU** | **:^)**]
  235. The_Serpent: > :^)
  236. Sp33d0n: :^)
  237. The_Serpent: > :^)
  238. The_Serpent: > :^)
  239. Sp33d0n: :^)
  240. SplitSuns: ...oh no
  241. SplitSuns: do we dare talk ti this
  242. PitTheAngel: (V:
  243. PitTheAngel: (V:
  244. Sp33d0n: What?
  245. The_Serpent: yes
  246. TwinBuilder: [**:^)**]
  247. The_Serpent: we must delve deeper
  248. Sp33d0n: Is it a clown?
  249. The_Serpent: even if it drives us insane
  250. The_Serpent: Which is scarier, a clown or a mime?
  251. TwinBuilder: [**:^)**]
  252. SplitSuns: > are you capable of saying anything other than **:^)**?
  253. SplitSuns: > are you capable of saying anything other than **:^)**?
  254. Sp33d0n: Netiehr of them.
  255. TwinBuilder: [**:^)**]
  256. SplitSuns: guess not.
  257. SplitSuns: i think we should leave this face alone
  258. The_Serpent: This is stupid.
  259. Sp33d0n: > :^)
  260. TwinBuilder: [**:^|**]
  261. SplitSuns: > RUN
  262. Sp33d0n: :^?
  263. SplitSuns: > RUN YOU FUCKERS THIS IS ABOUT TO GET VERY BAD
  264. Sp33d0n: What?
  265. TwinBuilder: [**ROOM EXIT** | **HHHHHHAG** | **YOU** | **:^|**]
  266. SplitSuns: if that thing changes to a frown we are all dead
  267. SplitSuns: i can just tell
  268. TwinBuilder: [**ROOM EXIT** | **HHHHHHAG** | **YOU** | **:^|**]
  269. TwinBuilder: [**ROOM EXIT** | **HHHHHHAG** | **YOU** | **:^|**]
  270. SplitSuns: uh.
  271. The_Serpent: > :^ |
  272. The_Serpent: > :^ |
  273. PitTheAngel: ...**WHAT**.
  274. PitTheAngel: ...**WHAT**.
  275. TwinBuilder: [**ROOM EXIT** | **HHHHHHAG** | **YOU** | :olliesouty:]
  276. :mspa::
  277. The_Serpent: catch it before it gets away
  278. SplitSuns: oh it's gone
  279. Sp33d0n: It's gone.
  280. TwinBuilder: [**ROOM EXIT** | **HHHHHHAG** | **YOU** | **NaN**]
  281. Sp33d0n: ...
  282. Sp33d0n: Oh ok
  283. Sp33d0n: >HHHHHHAG
  284. Sp33d0n: >HHHHHHAG
  285. The_Serpent: > Advance to the next fight
  286. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHAG**: 15/15 **HP**. **YOU**: 6/8 **HP**. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 1/15 **HP**. **IT** IS **ERROR**.]
  287. The_Serpent: > USE **PIECE OF METAL**'S REFLECTIVE SURFACE TO DISTRACT **HHHHHHAG**
  288. TwinBuilder: [IT SOMEHOW WORKS. **HHHHHHAG** IS DISTRACTED.]
  289. The_Serpent: > **HHHHHHORSE**: CHARGE
  290. TwinBuilder: [**2** DAMAGE.]
  291. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHAG** SNAPS OUT OF THE **DISTACTION**.]
  292. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHAG**: 13/15 **HP**. **YOU**: 6/8 **HP**. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 1/15 **HP**. **IT** IS **ERROR**.]
  293. The_Serpent: THE METAL RUSE WAS A...
  294. The_Serpent: **DISTACTION**
  295. The_Serpent: I HAVE THE AMMO
  296. TwinBuilder: [**EIGHT TO THE POWER OF Y**]
  297. Sp33d0n: 8^y
  298. The_Serpent: WHERE Y = 8?
  299. TwinBuilder: [WHO ARE YOU GET OUT OF HERE.]
  300. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHAG**: 13/15 **HP**. **YOU**: 6/8 **HP**. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 1/15 **HP**. **IT** IS **ERROR**.]
  301. Sp33d0n: What was that?
  302. The_Serpent: > FLING GLASS SHARDS INTO **HHHHHHAG**'S EYES
  303. The_Serpent: maybe doc scratch surprise appearance
  304. SplitSuns: i'd hope so
  305. TwinBuilder: [WHAT ABOUT THE TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**?]
  306. SplitSuns: i'd hope so
  307. TwinBuilder: [WHAT ABOUT THE TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**?]
  308. TwinBuilder: [IT CAN **CHARGE** OR **NEIGH**.]
  309. Sp33d0n: >NEIGH?
  310. TwinBuilder: [**YOU** MISS.]
  311. [TAMED **HHHHHHORSE** NEIGHS. YOU HEAR SOMETHING APPROACHING.]
  312. [**HHHHHHAG** BEGINS BREWING **POTIONS**.]
  313. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHAG**: 13/15 **HP**. **YOU**: 6/8 **HP**. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 1/15 **HP**. **IT** IS **ERROR**.]
  314. The_Serpent: > SPIT IN **POTIONS** TO RUIN THEIR CONSISTENCY AND CHEMICAL MAKEUP
  315. SplitSuns: hmm i think now we'll have an ally to fight on our side
  316. TwinBuilder: [**YOUR** SPIT ONLY MAKES THE **POTIONS** STRONGER.]
  317. SplitSuns: dammit
  318. SplitSuns: dammit
  319. The_Serpent: fuck
  320. SplitSuns: hopefully that's just flavor text
  321. The_Serpent: new plan
  322. SplitSuns: should the horse keep neighing or do yo uthink once is enough
  323. TwinBuilder: [IT'S CERTAINLY ADDING **FLAVOR**.]
  324. SplitSuns: Ha
  325. TwinBuilder: [**HYUK HYUK HYUK**!]
  326. The_Serpent: It's already coming
  327. The_Serpent: whatever it is
  328. TwinBuilder: [TAMED **HHHHHHORSE** CAN ONLY **NEIGH** AGAIN WHEN **SOMETHING** IS DEAD.]
  329. SplitSuns: oh ok
  330. SplitSuns: so then, > fists/charge
  331. TwinBuilder: [IN OTHER WORDS, ONLY **1 NEIGH ALLY** CAN BE ON THE FIELD AT ANY TIME.]
  332. SplitSuns: right
  333. The_Serpent: This is gonna end badly.
  334. TwinBuilder: [**YOU** MISS.]
  335. [TAMED **HHHHHHORSE** MISSES.]
  336. [**HHHHHHUSSIE** ARRIVES, ASKING TO RIDE THE **HHHHHHORSE**. **YOU** LET HIM, AS IT SUITS HIM.]
  337. [**HHHHHHAG** BREWS A **POTION OF SUPREMACY**.]
  338. SplitSuns: NICE
  339. The_Serpent: Hussie arrives.
  340. The_Serpent: Hussie arrives.
  341. Sp33d0n: HHHHHHUSSIE?
  342. SplitSuns: WE GOT HHHHHHUSSIE
  343. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHAG**: 13/15 **HP**. HAS **POTION OF SUPREMACY**. **YOU**: 6/8 **HP**. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 1/15 **HP**. **IT** IS **ERROR**. **HHHHHHUSSIE**: 13/13 HP. RIDING **HHHHHHORSE**.]
  344. Sp33d0n: What can **HHHHHHUSSIE** do?
  345. The_Serpent: >**HHHHHHUSSIE**: RIDE **HHHHHHORSE** LIKE A MECHANICAL BULL, THRESHING **SICK GRINDS** ON **HHHHHHAG**
  346. TwinBuilder: [GET THE FUCK OUT.]
  347. TwinBuilder: [WHAT WILL **YOU** DO?]
  348. The_Serpent: > USE METAL PIECE AS A RANGED WEAPON TO KNOCK AWAY **POTION**
  349. Sp33d0n: Steal **POTION OF SUPREMACY**
  350. TwinBuilder: [WHILE ATTEMPTING TO **STEAL** AND USE **PIECE OF METAL**, **YOU** FALL ON **YOUR** FACE. **1** DAMAGE TO **YOU**.]
  351. TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHAG**: 13/15 **HP**. HAS **POTION OF SUPREMACY**. **YOU**: 5/8 **HP**. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 1/15 **HP**. **IT** IS **ERROR**. **HHHHHHUSSIE**: 13/13 HP. RIDING **HHHHHHORSE**.]
  352. Sp33d0n: :faceplam:
  353. :mspa::
  354. The_Serpent: What about the horse-hussie maneuver?
  355. TwinBuilder: [OH, RIGHT. I WAS **DISTRACTED** BY... **NEVER MIND**.]
  356. TwinBuilder: [TAMED **HHHHHHORSE** AND **HHHHHHUSSIE** HIT. **6** DAMAGE.]
  357. [**HHHHHHAG** USES **POTION OF SUPREMACY**. **HHHHHHAG** BECOMES **KKKHHHAG**.]
  358. The_Serpent: That's racist.
  359. Sp33d0n: KKKHHHAG?
  360. TwinBuilder: [**KKKHHHAG**: 7/15 **HP**. **YOU**: 5/8 **HP**. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 1/15 **HP**. **IT** IS **ERROR**. **HHHHHHUSSIE**: 13/13 HP. RIDING **HHHHHHORSE**.]
  361. The_Serpent: It regained HP?
  362. TwinBuilder: whops
  363. The_Serpent: "whops" - Project Binary
  364. The_Serpent: the quote that will live for eternity
  365. TwinBuilder: [**YOU** NOW FEEL **BURNING HATRED** TOWARDS THE **KKKHHHAG**.]
  366. TwinBuilder:
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