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- totalConsumption: ...fucj
- totalConsumption: > FIST HHHHHHEY, CHARGE at HHHHHHEY
- TwinBuilder: [**YOU** FUCKING **HIT**. **6** DAMAGE.]
- [TAMED **HHHHHHORSE** MISSES.]
- [**HHHHHHEY** MISSES AS WELL.]
- TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHEY**: 2/9 **HP**. **YOU**: 2/8 **HP**. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 17/17 **HP**. **NINE** TURNS LEFT.]
- totalConsumption: > kill
- totalConsumption: (mspal is dead but we can archive with 42)
- TwinBuilder: [**YOU** MISS.]
- [**TAMED HHHHHHORSE** HITS. **1** DAMAGE.]
- [AND I SAID, **HEYYYYYEAYYYYYEAYYYYEAYEA**, **HEYYYYYEAYYYYEAH**, I SAID **HEY**! **WHAT'S GOING ON?**]
- TwinBuilder: [NONE OF **YOU** KNOW.]
- TwinBuilder: [**YOU** AND TAMED **HHHHHHORSE** ARE **CONFUSED**.]
- TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHEY**: 2/9 **HP**. **YOU**: 2/8 **HP**. **YOU** ARE **CONFUSED**. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 17/17 **HP**. **IT** IS **CONFUSED**. **EIGHT** TURNS LEFT.]
- totalConsumption: > it's a meme, this is Sir Donald Trump's fault, you know exactly what's going on, now punch
- TwinBuilder: [**YOU** KILL.]
- TwinBuilder: [**ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME**.]
- Sp33d0n: More **AMMO**?
- TwinBuilder: [**ROOM EXIT** | **AMMO** | **YOU** | **NaN** | **NaN**]
- totalConsumption: fish plushie
- totalConsumption: > AMMO
- crystalcat: Take the ammo.
- TwinBuilder: [**YOU** TAKE **1 AMMO**. **YOU** HAVE **3 AMMO**.]
- TwinBuilder: [**ROOM EXIT** | **YOU** | **O)_(O** | **NaN** | **NaN**]
- totalConsumption: > how many agents of conflict are in this game?
- crystalcat: Hello, funnymimes. Do you know of any way to restore HP in this hellscape?
- crystalcat: Oh, Consomme got there first.
- TwinBuilder: [**bloodisthepath**]
- TwinBuilder: [**butsometimesitmaynotappear**]
- TwinBuilder: [**youlothavebeenexceptionallyunluckynotgettinganythreetimesinarow**]
- TwinBuilder: [**perhapsluckwillrollinyourfavornexttime**]
- TwinBuilder: [**perhapsnot**]
- TwinBuilder: [**ohandawordofadvice**]
- TwinBuilder: [**theothersarenotasmerciful**]
- TwinBuilder: [**trynottoprovokethem**]
- TwinBuilder: [**ordo**]
- TwinBuilder: [**wecantstopyou**]
- TwinBuilder: [**butwecanwatchasyoudie**]
- TwinBuilder: [**ROOM EXIT** | **YOU** | **ERR** | **NaN** | **NaN**]
- crystalcat: Take ERR, equip to YOUrself.
- crystalcat: Then exit.
- TwinBuilder: [**YOU** EQUIP **ERR**. **YOU ARE ERROR**.]
- TwinBuilder: [**EXIT** | **ROOM** | **ROOM** | **ROOM** | **ROOM** | **ROOM** | **ROOM** | **ROOM** | **ROOM** | **ROOM** | **ROOM** | **YOU** | **ROOM** | **/ 👁 \** | **ERR**]
- TwinBuilder: [**ROOM EXIT** | **HHHHHHAG** | **HHHHHHAG** | **YOU**]
- crystalcat: Advance to what is presumably another **FIGHT**.
- TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHAG**: 15/15 **HP**. **YOU**: 2/8 **HP**. **YOU** ARE **ERROR**. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 15/15 **HP**.]
- SplitSuns: ...did we get no blood
- SplitSuns: > FIGHT / CHARGE
- TwinBuilder: [**YOU** HIT. **1** DAMAGE.]
- [TAMED **HHHHHHORSE** FUCKING MISSES. **1** DAMAGE.]
- [**HHHHHHAG** MOVES TO THE **CAULDRON** AND BREWS.]
- TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHAG**: 14/15 **HP**. **YOU**: 2/8 **HP**. **YOU** ARE **ERROR**. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 14/15 **HP**.]
- TwinBuilder: [IT IS **POSSIBLE** FOR **YOU** TO **RIDE** THE TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**, IN CASE **YOU FORGOT**.]
- SplitSuns: what happens if we ride it
- TwinBuilder: [BADASSERY.]
- Sp33d0n: Ride HHHHHHORSE?
- SplitSuns: ^
- TwinBuilder: [**YES**. **INCREDIBLE**.]
- SplitSuns: > FISTS / CHARGE AGAIN
- TwinBuilder: [**YOU** FUCKING HIT. **4** DAMAGE.]
- [TAMED **HHHHHORSE** MISSES.]
- [**HHHHHHAG** BREWS A **POTION OF SUMMONING** AND A **POTION OF POWER**.]
- [**HHHHHHAG** ATTACKS BUT MISSES.]
- TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHAG**: 10/15 **HP**. **YOU**: 2/8 **HP**. **YOU** ARE **ERROR**. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 14/15 **HP**. **POTIONS**: **SUMMONING** AND **POWER**.]
- SplitSuns: can we take the potions?
- TwinBuilder: [**NO**.]
- SplitSuns: damn
- totalConsumption: ...fucj
- totalConsumption: > FIST HHHHHHEY, CHARGE at HHHHHHEY
- TwinBuilder: [**YOU** FUCKING **HIT**. **6** DAMAGE.]
- [TAMED **HHHHHHORSE** MISSES.]
- [**HHHHHHEY** MISSES AS WELL.]
- TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHEY**: 2/9 **HP**. **YOU**: 2/8 **HP**. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 17/17 **HP**. **NINE** TURNS LEFT.]
- totalConsumption: > kill
- totalConsumption: (mspal is dead but we can archive with 42)
- TwinBuilder: [**YOU** MISS.]
- [**TAMED HHHHHHORSE** HITS. **1** DAMAGE.]
- [AND I SAID, **HEYYYYYEAYYYYYEAYYYYEAYEA**, **HEYYYYYEAYYYYEAH**, I SAID **HEY**! **WHAT'S GOING ON?**]
- TwinBuilder: [NONE OF **YOU** KNOW.]
- TwinBuilder: [**YOU** AND TAMED **HHHHHHORSE** ARE **CONFUSED**.]
- TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHEY**: 2/9 **HP**. **YOU**: 2/8 **HP**. **YOU** ARE **CONFUSED**. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 17/17 **HP**. **IT** IS **CONFUSED**. **EIGHT** TURNS LEFT.]
- totalConsumption: > it's a meme, this is Sir Donald Trump's fault, you know exactly what's going on, now punch
- TwinBuilder: [**YOU** KILL.]
- TwinBuilder: [**ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME**.]
- Sp33d0n: More **AMMO**?
- TwinBuilder: [**ROOM EXIT** | **AMMO** | **YOU** | **NaN** | **NaN**]
- totalConsumption: fish plushie
- totalConsumption: > AMMO
- crystalcat: Take the ammo.
- TwinBuilder: [**YOU** TAKE **1 AMMO**. **YOU** HAVE **3 AMMO**.]
- TwinBuilder: [**ROOM EXIT** | **YOU** | **O)_(O** | **NaN** | **NaN**]
- totalConsumption: > how many agents of conflict are in this game?
- crystalcat: Hello, funnymimes. Do you know of any way to restore HP in this hellscape?
- crystalcat: Oh, Consomme got there first.
- TwinBuilder: [**bloodisthepath**]
- TwinBuilder: [**butsometimesitmaynotappear**]
- TwinBuilder: [**youlothavebeenexceptionallyunluckynotgettinganythreetimesinarow**]
- TwinBuilder: [**perhapsluckwillrollinyourfavornexttime**]
- TwinBuilder: [**perhapsnot**]
- TwinBuilder: [**ohandawordofadvice**]
- TwinBuilder: [**theothersarenotasmerciful**]
- TwinBuilder: [**trynottoprovokethem**]
- TwinBuilder: [**ordo**]
- TwinBuilder: [**wecantstopyou**]
- TwinBuilder: [**butwecanwatchasyoudie**]
- TwinBuilder: [**ROOM EXIT** | **YOU** | **ERR** | **NaN** | **NaN**]
- crystalcat: Take ERR, equip to YOUrself.
- crystalcat: Then exit.
- TwinBuilder: [**YOU** EQUIP **ERR**. **YOU ARE ERROR**.]
- TwinBuilder: [**EXIT** | **ROOM** | **ROOM** | **ROOM** | **ROOM** | **ROOM** | **ROOM** | **ROOM** | **ROOM** | **ROOM** | **ROOM** | **YOU** | **ROOM** | **/ 👁 \** | **ERR**]
- TwinBuilder: [**ROOM EXIT** | **HHHHHHAG** | **HHHHHHAG** | **YOU**]
- crystalcat: Advance to what is presumably another **FIGHT**.
- TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHAG**: 15/15 **HP**. **YOU**: 2/8 **HP**. **YOU** ARE **ERROR**. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 15/15 **HP**.]
- SplitSuns: ...did we get no blood
- SplitSuns: > FIGHT / CHARGE
- TwinBuilder: [**YOU** HIT. **1** DAMAGE.]
- [TAMED **HHHHHHORSE** FUCKING MISSES. **1** DAMAGE.]
- [**HHHHHHAG** MOVES TO THE **CAULDRON** AND BREWS.]
- TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHAG**: 14/15 **HP**. **YOU**: 2/8 **HP**. **YOU** ARE **ERROR**. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 14/15 **HP**.]
- TwinBuilder: [IT IS **POSSIBLE** FOR **YOU** TO **RIDE** THE TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**, IN CASE **YOU FORGOT**.]
- SplitSuns: what happens if we ride it
- TwinBuilder: [BADASSERY.]
- Sp33d0n: Ride HHHHHHORSE?
- SplitSuns: ^
- TwinBuilder: [**YES**. **INCREDIBLE**.]
- SplitSuns: > FISTS / CHARGE AGAIN
- TwinBuilder: [**YOU** FUCKING HIT. **4** DAMAGE.]
- [TAMED **HHHHHORSE** MISSES.]
- [**HHHHHHAG** BREWS A **POTION OF SUMMONING** AND A **POTION OF POWER**.]
- [**HHHHHHAG** ATTACKS BUT MISSES.]
- TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHAG**: 10/15 **HP**. **YOU**: 2/8 **HP**. **YOU** ARE **ERROR**. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 14/15 **HP**. **POTIONS**: **SUMMONING** AND **POWER**.]
- SplitSuns: can we take the potions?
- TwinBuilder: [**NO**.]
- SplitSuns: damn
- SplitSuns: > FIGHT / CHARGE
- SplitSuns: > FIGHT / CHARGE
- TwinBuilder: [**YOU** MISS.]
- [TAMED **HHHHHHORSE** HITS. **3** DAMAGE.]
- [**HHHHHHAG** INGESTS **POTION OF POWER**.]
- [**HHHHHHAG** FUCKING HITS. **10** DAMAGE TO TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**.]
- TwinBuilder: [**YOU** MISS.]
- [TAMED **HHHHHHORSE** HITS. **3** DAMAGE.]
- [**HHHHHHAG** INGESTS **POTION OF POWER**.]
- [**HHHHHHAG** FUCKING HITS. **10** DAMAGE TO TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**.]
- Sp33d0n: Oh noes!
- TwinBuilder: [**YOU** MISS.]
- [TAMED **HHHHHHORSE** HITS. **3** DAMAGE.]
- [**HHHHHHAG** INGESTS **POTION OF POWER**.]
- [**HHHHHHAG** FUCKING HITS. **10** DAMAGE TO TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**.]
- Sp33d0n: Oh noes!
- TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHAG**: 7/15 **HP**. **YOU**: 2/8 **HP**. **YOU** ARE **ERROR**. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 4/15 **HP**. **POTIONS**: **SUMMONING**.]
- TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHAG**: 7/15 **HP**. **YOU**: 2/8 **HP**. **YOU** ARE **ERROR**. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 4/15 **HP**. **POTIONS**: **SUMMONING**.]
- TwinBuilder: > Please input command. <
- TwinBuilder: > Please input command. <
- Sp33d0n: Do we use the SUMMONING pot?
- Sp33d0n: Do we use the SUMMONING pot?
- TwinBuilder: [**YOU** CAN'T.]
- TwinBuilder: [**YOU** CAN'T.]
- PitTheAngel: **HHHHHHAG** USES THE POTIONS. **YOU** DO NOT HAVE POTIONS.
- PitTheAngel: **HHHHHHAG** USES THE POTIONS. **YOU** DO NOT HAVE POTIONS.
- Sp33d0n: Oh
- Sp33d0n: Oh
- Sp33d0n: I was confused then.
- TwinBuilder: (/afk)
- TwinBuilder: (Game will resume when I get back assuming people are still interested)
- TwinBuilder: ((back))
- TwinBuilder: ((anyone still here?))
- Bomber57: ((ye, though i'm sure people will come back given a minute or two))
- The_Serpent: ((I'm multitasking))
- The_Serpent: (I will try to contribute))
- TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHAG**: 7/15 **HP**. **YOU**: 2/8 **HP**. **YOU** ARE **ERROR**. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 4/15 **HP**. **POTIONS**: **SUMMONING**.]
- The_Serpent: > USE **FISTS** TO GRAB **POTION** FROM **HHHHHHAG**
- SplitSuns: ^
- TwinBuilder: [**YOU** ATTEMPT TO GRAB, BUT THE **HHHHHHAG** MOVES THE **POTION** AWAY FROM **YOU**.]
- SplitSuns: dammit
- The_Serpent: > USE **HHHHHHORSE**'S LONG LEGS AND BUCKING MANEUVER TO KNOCK THE **POTION** OUT OF **HHHHHHAND**
- TwinBuilder: [**SUCCESS**. THE **POTION** FALLS AND SHATTERS, USELESS.]
- SplitSuns: n i c e
- SplitSuns: > standard FISTS/CHARGE, then
- TwinBuilder: [**YOU** FUCKING MISS, BUT **YOU ARE ERROR**. NOTHING HAPPENS.]
- [TAMED **HHHHHHORSE** MISSES, TOO.]
- [**HHHHHHAG** HITS. **3** DAMAGE TO TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**.]
- TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHAG**: 7/15 **HP**. **YOU**: 2/8 **HP**. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 1/15 **HP**.]
- The_Serpent: > USE SHATTERED **GLASS FRAGMENTS** AS WEAPON AGAINST **HHHHHHAG**
- TwinBuilder: [WHAT WILL THE TAMED **HHHHHHORSE** DO?]
- The_Serpent: > DISTRACT **HHHHHHAG** BY GALLOPING IN CIRCLES IN A FAST PACED MANNER, EVADING CAPTURE
- TwinBuilder: [**YOU** HIT. **5** DAMAGE. **HHHHHHAG** IS NOW **BLEED**.]
- [TAMED **HHHHHHORSE** DISTRACTS **HHHHHHAG**.]
- [**HHHHHHAG** IS TOO **CONFUSED** TO ACT. **1** DAMAGE FROM **BLEED**.]
- TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHAG**: 1/15 **HP**. **BLEED**. **YOU**: 2/8 **HP**. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 1/15 **HP**.]
- Sp33d0n: CONSUME the blood? the HHHHHHAG is bleeding.
- TwinBuilder: [**+4 HP** TO **YOU**. THIS STOPS THE **BLEED** FLOW.]
- TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHAG**: 1/15 **HP**. **YOU**: 6/8 **HP**. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 1/15 **HP**.]
- Sp33d0n: ...
- Sp33d0n: HHHHHORSE: KILL!
- SplitSuns: NICE
- The_Serpent: YOU: ALSO KILL
- TwinBuilder: [TAMED **HHHHHHORSE** KILLS.]
- TwinBuilder: [***SOMEHOW***, NO **BLOOD**. BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER AS MUCH NOW.]
- SplitSuns: true.
- Sp33d0n: We need BLOOD for HHHHHHORSE, though
- The_Serpent: Does the horse even heal from blood like we do
- TwinBuilder: [**ROOM EXIT** | **HHHHHHAG** | **PIECE OF METAL** | **YOU**]
- TwinBuilder: [**YES**.]
- The_Serpent: > PIECE OF METAL
- The_Serpent: Maybe we can forge some kind of metal-glass weapon.
- TwinBuilder: [**YOU** TAKE **1 PIECE OF METAL**. IT LOOKS LIKE IT COULD BE **FORGED** INTO **SOMETHING** IF YOU HAD MORE.]
- The_Serpent: No, that would be stupid.
- SplitSuns: nice, crafting
- SplitSuns: or something
- Sp33d0n: Doubt it. Hold on for now,
- SplitSuns: :mspa:
- :mspa::
- SplitSuns: ...we need emotes on here
- The_Serpent: Can we loot corpses?
- TwinBuilder: [**YOU** CANNOT **CRAFT**.]
- SplitSuns: usually the corpses have blood
- TwinBuilder: [**CORPSES** TYPICALLY DISSOLVE INTO **BLOOD**.]
- Sp33d0n: This is an atypical run.
- The_Serpent: So did this one just vanish? Or is it still here?
- Sp33d0n: It's gone. Now, do we fight the other one?
- TwinBuilder: [**ROOM EXIT** | **HHHHHHAG** | **YOU** | **ERR**]
- The_Serpent: > ERR
- TwinBuilder: [**YOU** TAKE **1 ERR**. WHO DO **YOU** GIVE **IT** TO?]
- SplitSuns: hmm
- SplitSuns: > check hp
- The_Serpent: Horse needs it more
- Sp33d0n: 6/8
- Sp33d0n: HHHHHHORSE
- TwinBuilder: [TAMED **HHHHHHORSE** IS **ERROR**.]
- TwinBuilder: [TAMED **HHHHHHORSE** IS **ERROR**.]
- Sp33d0n: He has 1/15
- SplitSuns: ok, yeah give it to hhhhhhorse
- TwinBuilder: [**ROOM EXIT** | **HHHHHHAG** | **YOU** | **:^)**]
- The_Serpent: > :^)
- Sp33d0n: :^)
- The_Serpent: > :^)
- The_Serpent: > :^)
- Sp33d0n: :^)
- SplitSuns: ...oh no
- SplitSuns: do we dare talk ti this
- PitTheAngel: (V:
- PitTheAngel: (V:
- Sp33d0n: What?
- The_Serpent: yes
- TwinBuilder: [**:^)**]
- The_Serpent: we must delve deeper
- Sp33d0n: Is it a clown?
- The_Serpent: even if it drives us insane
- The_Serpent: Which is scarier, a clown or a mime?
- TwinBuilder: [**:^)**]
- SplitSuns: > are you capable of saying anything other than **:^)**?
- SplitSuns: > are you capable of saying anything other than **:^)**?
- Sp33d0n: Netiehr of them.
- TwinBuilder: [**:^)**]
- SplitSuns: guess not.
- SplitSuns: i think we should leave this face alone
- The_Serpent: This is stupid.
- Sp33d0n: > :^)
- TwinBuilder: [**:^|**]
- SplitSuns: > RUN
- Sp33d0n: :^?
- SplitSuns: > RUN YOU FUCKERS THIS IS ABOUT TO GET VERY BAD
- Sp33d0n: What?
- TwinBuilder: [**ROOM EXIT** | **HHHHHHAG** | **YOU** | **:^|**]
- SplitSuns: if that thing changes to a frown we are all dead
- SplitSuns: i can just tell
- TwinBuilder: [**ROOM EXIT** | **HHHHHHAG** | **YOU** | **:^|**]
- TwinBuilder: [**ROOM EXIT** | **HHHHHHAG** | **YOU** | **:^|**]
- SplitSuns: uh.
- The_Serpent: > :^ |
- The_Serpent: > :^ |
- PitTheAngel: ...**WHAT**.
- PitTheAngel: ...**WHAT**.
- TwinBuilder: [**ROOM EXIT** | **HHHHHHAG** | **YOU** | :olliesouty:]
- :mspa::
- The_Serpent: catch it before it gets away
- SplitSuns: oh it's gone
- Sp33d0n: It's gone.
- TwinBuilder: [**ROOM EXIT** | **HHHHHHAG** | **YOU** | **NaN**]
- Sp33d0n: ...
- Sp33d0n: Oh ok
- Sp33d0n: >HHHHHHAG
- Sp33d0n: >HHHHHHAG
- The_Serpent: > Advance to the next fight
- TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHAG**: 15/15 **HP**. **YOU**: 6/8 **HP**. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 1/15 **HP**. **IT** IS **ERROR**.]
- The_Serpent: > USE **PIECE OF METAL**'S REFLECTIVE SURFACE TO DISTRACT **HHHHHHAG**
- TwinBuilder: [IT SOMEHOW WORKS. **HHHHHHAG** IS DISTRACTED.]
- The_Serpent: > **HHHHHHORSE**: CHARGE
- TwinBuilder: [**2** DAMAGE.]
- TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHAG** SNAPS OUT OF THE **DISTACTION**.]
- TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHAG**: 13/15 **HP**. **YOU**: 6/8 **HP**. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 1/15 **HP**. **IT** IS **ERROR**.]
- The_Serpent: THE METAL RUSE WAS A...
- The_Serpent: **DISTACTION**
- The_Serpent: I HAVE THE AMMO
- TwinBuilder: [**EIGHT TO THE POWER OF Y**]
- Sp33d0n: 8^y
- The_Serpent: WHERE Y = 8?
- TwinBuilder: [WHO ARE YOU GET OUT OF HERE.]
- TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHAG**: 13/15 **HP**. **YOU**: 6/8 **HP**. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 1/15 **HP**. **IT** IS **ERROR**.]
- Sp33d0n: What was that?
- The_Serpent: > FLING GLASS SHARDS INTO **HHHHHHAG**'S EYES
- The_Serpent: maybe doc scratch surprise appearance
- SplitSuns: i'd hope so
- TwinBuilder: [WHAT ABOUT THE TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**?]
- SplitSuns: i'd hope so
- TwinBuilder: [WHAT ABOUT THE TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**?]
- TwinBuilder: [IT CAN **CHARGE** OR **NEIGH**.]
- Sp33d0n: >NEIGH?
- TwinBuilder: [**YOU** MISS.]
- [TAMED **HHHHHHORSE** NEIGHS. YOU HEAR SOMETHING APPROACHING.]
- [**HHHHHHAG** BEGINS BREWING **POTIONS**.]
- TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHAG**: 13/15 **HP**. **YOU**: 6/8 **HP**. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 1/15 **HP**. **IT** IS **ERROR**.]
- The_Serpent: > SPIT IN **POTIONS** TO RUIN THEIR CONSISTENCY AND CHEMICAL MAKEUP
- SplitSuns: hmm i think now we'll have an ally to fight on our side
- TwinBuilder: [**YOUR** SPIT ONLY MAKES THE **POTIONS** STRONGER.]
- SplitSuns: dammit
- SplitSuns: dammit
- The_Serpent: fuck
- SplitSuns: hopefully that's just flavor text
- The_Serpent: new plan
- SplitSuns: should the horse keep neighing or do yo uthink once is enough
- TwinBuilder: [IT'S CERTAINLY ADDING **FLAVOR**.]
- SplitSuns: Ha
- TwinBuilder: [**HYUK HYUK HYUK**!]
- The_Serpent: It's already coming
- The_Serpent: whatever it is
- TwinBuilder: [TAMED **HHHHHHORSE** CAN ONLY **NEIGH** AGAIN WHEN **SOMETHING** IS DEAD.]
- SplitSuns: oh ok
- SplitSuns: so then, > fists/charge
- TwinBuilder: [IN OTHER WORDS, ONLY **1 NEIGH ALLY** CAN BE ON THE FIELD AT ANY TIME.]
- SplitSuns: right
- The_Serpent: This is gonna end badly.
- TwinBuilder: [**YOU** MISS.]
- [TAMED **HHHHHHORSE** MISSES.]
- [**HHHHHHUSSIE** ARRIVES, ASKING TO RIDE THE **HHHHHHORSE**. **YOU** LET HIM, AS IT SUITS HIM.]
- [**HHHHHHAG** BREWS A **POTION OF SUPREMACY**.]
- SplitSuns: NICE
- The_Serpent: Hussie arrives.
- The_Serpent: Hussie arrives.
- Sp33d0n: HHHHHHUSSIE?
- SplitSuns: WE GOT HHHHHHUSSIE
- TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHAG**: 13/15 **HP**. HAS **POTION OF SUPREMACY**. **YOU**: 6/8 **HP**. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 1/15 **HP**. **IT** IS **ERROR**. **HHHHHHUSSIE**: 13/13 HP. RIDING **HHHHHHORSE**.]
- Sp33d0n: What can **HHHHHHUSSIE** do?
- The_Serpent: >**HHHHHHUSSIE**: RIDE **HHHHHHORSE** LIKE A MECHANICAL BULL, THRESHING **SICK GRINDS** ON **HHHHHHAG**
- TwinBuilder: [GET THE FUCK OUT.]
- TwinBuilder: [WHAT WILL **YOU** DO?]
- The_Serpent: > USE METAL PIECE AS A RANGED WEAPON TO KNOCK AWAY **POTION**
- Sp33d0n: Steal **POTION OF SUPREMACY**
- TwinBuilder: [WHILE ATTEMPTING TO **STEAL** AND USE **PIECE OF METAL**, **YOU** FALL ON **YOUR** FACE. **1** DAMAGE TO **YOU**.]
- TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHAG**: 13/15 **HP**. HAS **POTION OF SUPREMACY**. **YOU**: 5/8 **HP**. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 1/15 **HP**. **IT** IS **ERROR**. **HHHHHHUSSIE**: 13/13 HP. RIDING **HHHHHHORSE**.]
- Sp33d0n: :faceplam:
- :mspa::
- The_Serpent: What about the horse-hussie maneuver?
- TwinBuilder: [OH, RIGHT. I WAS **DISTRACTED** BY... **NEVER MIND**.]
- TwinBuilder: [TAMED **HHHHHHORSE** AND **HHHHHHUSSIE** HIT. **6** DAMAGE.]
- [**HHHHHHAG** USES **POTION OF SUPREMACY**. **HHHHHHAG** BECOMES **KKKHHHAG**.]
- The_Serpent: That's racist.
- Sp33d0n: KKKHHHAG?
- TwinBuilder: [**KKKHHHAG**: 7/15 **HP**. **YOU**: 5/8 **HP**. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 1/15 **HP**. **IT** IS **ERROR**. **HHHHHHUSSIE**: 13/13 HP. RIDING **HHHHHHORSE**.]
- The_Serpent: It regained HP?
- TwinBuilder: whops
- The_Serpent: "whops" - Project Binary
- The_Serpent: the quote that will live for eternity
- TwinBuilder: [**YOU** NOW FEEL **BURNING HATRED** TOWARDS THE **KKKHHHAG**.]
- TwinBuilder:
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