FAGGOT UNIVERSITY OF SHIT ACADEMIC AND CO-OP STATUS
Mechanical Engineering, BSc, 2020	 (Cooperative Program)
Cumulative Grade Point Average 		 3.3/4.0
Length of Next Work Term             8 months
Co-op Terms Completed				 1 of 5

YOUTUBE PARTNERSHIP
•	YouTube channel with 45k subscribers and 22 million views.
•	Experienced 1600% earnings growth in the space of 6 months
•	Worked with Google to create an effective advertising contract

WORK EXPERIENCE (CO-OP)
COMPANY - Cement Engineer | CITY		        Jan 2017 – Apr 2017
•	Created and tested new blends of quick-transition oil-well cement
•	Wrote Python scripts to optimize data entry
•	Researched various cementing chemicals, and their roles and ratios to create quality cement
•	Met client’s specifications for custom cement blends

WORK EXPERIENCE
CITY - Maintenance | CITY		                May - Aug 2016
•	Operated mowers, trucks, trailers and a variety of landscaping tools in a safe and efficient manner
•	In charge of providing schools with well-kept yards for students, staff and surrounding community
•	Communicated effectively with coworkers to divide and organize tasks to keep up with grounds keeping requirements
•	Able to perform physically demanding tasks in varying weather conditions

WORK EXPERIENCE
Best Buy Canada – Computer Sales | CITY			     	        Dec 2013 - Aug 2015
•	Consistently in the top 3 positions for central Alberta in profits/revenue and average sale price
•	The store was twice awarded the annual “Best in Canada” during my two years with the company
•	Developed communication skills to negotiate and sell product effectively to clients
EDUCATIONAL ACHIEVEMENTS
•	Top ten GPA of 500-member graduating class (2015)
•	NAME Scholarship (2016)

COMPUTER / TECHNICAL SKILLS
•	Proficient in MatLab, Python, Excel, and SolidWorks
•	Experience with POS and inventory systems
•	Skilled with Premiere Pro, After Effects and Adobe Photoshop
•	Skilled in IT tasks (computer repair and upgrades, operating system issues, virus removal, network setup and management)

COMMUNITY INVOLVEMENT
2014 - 2016
•	Meals on Wheels Driver
•	Japanese Exchange Program
•	CITY River Clean-up
•	SCHOOL Cancer Head-Shave Fundraiser

CERTIFICATIONS
•	CSTS (Construction Safety Training System) course
•	AED (Automated external defibrillator) training
•	Class 5 Non-GDL Driver’s License with clean driver’s abstract
•	CITY Minor Soccer Refereeing Course

HOBBIES
•	Experience planning, building and configuring 15+ computer systems
•	Played competitive/recreational soccer from 2003 to present
•	Equipped three high-end computers with full liquid cooling systems
•	Collecting mechanical keyboards


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