* Mira puts on a tie and sits down.
Cacuu
ahem~
... damn, i don't even know
what they're going to ask
Mira
Hello, it's nice to meet you!
I'm Miss Yuki, and I work for Generic comapny, incorporated.
Cacuu
Hello~ I'm Rafael Cerqueira, pleased to make your acquaintance.
Mira
Alright. Today I'm going to be interviewing you about generic stuff. Like Butts.
Cacuu
Right. does the job include dorkbutt? It was not written in the protocol
Mira
What in the world are you talking about, protocol...?
* Cacuu he raises a sheet of paper written PROTOCOL. "right here, look."
Mira
That's not ours.
What exactly are you doing...?
Cacuu
... oh...
* Mira clears her throat.
Cacuu
but... they handed me this at the door...
damn suff.
Mira
Well, erm. What kind of skills do you have that relate to the job?
Oh, Suffragium. We fired him 2 months ago. Is he still here?
* Cacuu watches suff run away laughing like a maniac and then jump out of the window, to continue running on the lawn.
Cacuu
... I guess not
* Mira clicks a button on the telephone on her desk.
Mira
Hello, security? Yes, Suffragium's back. No, just the usual. No, not the police, just get him out of here...
* Mira sighs.
Mira
Sorry about that.
anyways! Skills relating to the job.
Cacuu
I'm sorry,since I got handed... the wrong paper... what skills are required, exactly?
Mira
Generic skills. And Butt knowledge.
You seem rather unprepared...
* Mira makes a note.
Cacuu
oooh, right, I have a degree in buttology.
and I have experience with all sorts of butts
Mira
Excellent. What level of a degree is it?
Is it a PhB? Is it a Masters Butt?
Cacuu
PhB.
I tried getting the masters butt, but they taught me that good things come to those who wait.
Mira
Excellent. What Butt-College did you go too?
Cacuu
The renowned university Buttville.
it loses only to the great Gluteus maximus.
Cacuu
I really worked my ass off for that diploma
* Cacuu holds off a giggle.
Mira
Oooh.
I see.
Well, mister Cerqueira! How much experience do you have working jobs like this?
Cacuu
I have ample experience in designing butts.
Mira
Designing them? How?
Cacuu
I am a butt designer, Miss Yuki
Mira
Oh, I see. Very impressive.
.... Isn't that a job? Why are you applying here?
Cacuu
I am an unemployed butt designer.
Mira
... Oh.
* Cacuu shrugs.
Mira
Well... Why are you unemployed? What would you say some of your biggest flaws are, as a butt designer?
Cacuu
I have trouble making my designed butts as pretty as the original.
* Mira nods and makes a note.
Mira
And your greatest strengths as a butt designer?
Cacuu
My love for the work. like any good member of the buttconomy, I love butts.
* Mira nods a little.
Mira
So I trust that if you get a job at generic company, incorporated, you will design butts with a passion and love your job?
Cacuu
Absolutely.
Like they say, a good butt a day makes your worries go away.
Mira
And why should I hire you over the other butt designers who have a love for butts?
Cacuu
Those designers don't truly appreciate the butt-designing process. they don't understand its mechanics. they don't see the muscles, the tendons. I can design butts like you've never seen before.
Mira
But you just said you had trouble desiging butts close to the original!
Cacuu
I said I have trouble making them as pretty as the original. but all of the inner workings are flawless!
Mira
Hmmm... I see...
* Mira makes another note.
Mira
Alright then. 1 more question!
Can I see a copy of your work?
Cacuu
Absolutely.
* Cacuu hands her a detailed schematic on butts
Mira
This was created by you?
Cacuu
yes.
you see the gluteus over here, how it links to the tibia?
* Cacuu points to a point in the drawing
* Mira nods.
Mira
This is a very good butt!
* Mira slides back the schematics.
Mira
Well, thank you for your time.
We will call you back and inform you of what we thought!
Cacuu
alright.
Anything else, miss yuki?
Mira
That's about all.
* Mira smiles happily and then opens the door for you.
Mira
Now get the hell out!~