Oblivious to the surprise he’d caused, Henderson continued evenly and calmly. “I’ve tracked down some of those slanty-eyed fuckers that might’ve taken my gnomes.”

Wendy sucked in a surprised breath. “Wait, by slanty-eyed, do you mean…”

Henderson nodded.

“That’s... actually really hurtful, Henderson. I don’t know if you noticed, but I’m Asian too.”

Henderson blinked behind his aviators. “What? No, not Asians. When you’re guilty, you look around all slanty-eyed, like-” He demonstrated, which was really hard to see through mirror shades. “Like they’ve got something to hide.”

“Oh,” Wendy said with relief, “You meant shifty eyed!”

Henderson shook his head. “Nah. Some of them are fuckin’ gooks too.”

- FreestyleKneepad's Round 0