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- 66. The only reason people know about this dungeon is because of the quest 90% of the time
- 67. Also we'll learn later that the mages needed to know that Garoth was corrupted to break into the seal, which either means we're a good person or the mages are really bad at thinking and doing their sh*tty job
- 68. This town is probably the most forgettable town in existence. Hell I still forget the name of this place and I remember Gelibord better than this
- 69. I think this basement was supposed to be a maze when in reality it's not
- 70. I can't speed up lore I've already read and could care less about so my points are even more bullsh*t than they already are
- 71. We now are introduced to the Roots of Corruption, how many people do you think went into the nether? Oh wait it's dead
- 72. The mage here is legitimately blind as f*ck
- 73. He manages to ice snake the wall down just to prove how sh*tty our version of us using mage is
- 74. I've gotten stuck in this cutscene at least 3 times
- 75. If you click the mage again he goes through his entire dialogue and it's very annoying because you can't skip it
- 76. Yaaaaaaaaaay more running around!
- 77. I can't jump off the great bridge
- 78. This dungeon is just annoying in general for most of you
- 79. I'm now at 128% xp, because math
- 80. Cluck Cluck is just an excuse to get us to use the seaskipper
- 81. I love how if you kill his wife he doesn't give a sh*t, but he's all over your a** once you kill Cluckles
- 82. Cluckles sometimes glitches out of the arena
- 83. In this quest I go kill a haunted halloween mask because logic
- 84. Also we never hear of said thingy this guy needs to go to again
- 85. I don't know if that supposed to jumpscare me or not
- 86. Why in hell does this quest give so much xp overall
- 87. Pit of the Dead a.k.a Pit of the f*cking book it
- 88. People don't know trial and error is to do dwelling walls
- 89. This quest got me stuck in a cutscene once
- 90. Why Charon doesn't kill us right now is just stupid on his part
- 91. Tower of Amnesia is literally running to Nessak then to Selchar to just get a scroll you might accidentally use anyways
- 92. Sister city is an excuse to actually go to selchar other than for Corkus and Seavale reef
- 93. If everyone is angry in this village why has no one murdered each other yet?
- 94. These two miners went to the prometheus school of running away from things, in this case tnt
- 95. So did Orikal pay them in emeralds or potatoes?
- 96. I accidentally clicked the wrong part of the machine so I can't speed up the dialogue
- 97. I need a potato for something later because why not
- 98. This quest is just to introduce you to Almuj
- 99. The fact that these things can climb to you is sad
- 100. The soldiers in Almuj must really doubt the Bandits if they think killing the leader will result in them falling into chaos instead of having a new leader, which they're right because they're now stupid
- 101. The leader's name was Bak'al originally, now I'm too lazy to remember the other one
- 102. This is also an excuse to go to selchar and to the ice islands
- 103. So wait have the vikings never investigated the giant house on the mountain or...
- 104. Santa picks us to help him despite us killing innocent animals
- 105. I forget how long ago in the past this is
- 106. Now hang on just one second, how is us stopping something in the past not having catastrophic damage in the future and present?
- 107. It sometimes takes me an eternity to find said cave
- 108. Also how has no one managed to get into the ONLY house with grass and liveliness again?
- 109. So Santa's corrupted or something, meaning the excuse for this quest is to kill your childhood
- 110. Woohoo can't wait to do some more swimming!
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