Sincerely, /v/
A parody of Dear Evan Hansen's "Sincerely, Me"
Written by APC_Cipher for /v/ the Musical


Dear folks at Capcom,
I'm a big fan of your work.
There's something on my mind
And I hope I won't sound like a jerk.

But if you've noticed,
there's a new console - the Switch.
But you won't give us Ace Attorney
You dumb bitch

(You can't call a company a bitch!)
(Well, who else will?)
(Ugh, let me just type it up).

I gotta tell ya, I'm so hype for MH World?
(yuck)
SFV?
(No.)
MvC!
(Whatever.)

And not to mention all your ports, like Okami!
(It should've been on Wii U...)
(Oh, just shut up).

I play your eSports-
(Tryhard)
I play your vidya
And I have since I was young
Without a Switch port, though, I surely think your days are done.
(Just a port?)
(You type it!)
Without your full support-
(What?)
Without exclusive content, I surely think your days are done.

Just give all you can
Maybe Mega Man
You'll find your new crowd
Wait and see...

'Cause all that it takes is a massive
signed pe-ti-tion!
And maybe some Tweets begging for the
Gold E-di-tion!
All you gotta do
Is pull some devs, and make the graphics less HD
Sincerely, /v/

(You can't say you're from /v/!)
(Like they'll find me. I gotta keep it anonymous.)
(You're using your Gmail.)
(Whatever, next company!)

My dearest Rockstar
I’m so hype for L.A. Noire
But with it coming to the Switch,
It only leaves me wanting “moire”
(Dumb...)
With all it’s gimmicks,,
You could do something all-new
(Oh, please)
Like GTAV
Or Red Dead Redemption 2
(That’s a good one!)

Maybe Vice City
And Bully HD
There’s so much to do
Wait and see
(Just wait and see...)

'Cause all that it takes is a massive
signed pe-ti-tion!
And maybe some Tweets begging for the
Gold E-di-tion!
All you gotta do
Is pull some devs, and make the graphics less HD
Sincerely, /v/
Add DLC!
(Good idea!)
(Of course!)

Come on, Bethesda
Where’s New Vegas, Fallout 4?
Hey Valve, you listening?
Portal, CSGO and more!

XCOM, Quake, Witcher 3
The Dark Souls Trilogy
FNAF, Bendy, Undertale
The whole Steam Summer Sale!

We’ll buy ‘em anyway
But the one we want most
Overwatch
Well anyway...
We’re getting more games every day!
We’re getting more games every day!
We’re gettin’
More games
Every day!
(HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!)

'Cause all that it takes is a massive
signed pe-ti-tion!
And maybe some Tweets begging for the
Gold E-di-tion!
All you gotta do
Is pull some devs, and make the graphics less HD
Sincerely,
(And Half-Life 3)
Sincerely, /v/

Sincerely, /v/
Sincerely, /v/-e-e-e
Sincerely, /v/