boudreaux. amaze

M / ???super old / 6'4"
Appearance: http://i.imgur.com/T1FWuFC.jpg

 Alexandre Boudreaux.. Man, you feel like you've heard of that name before.. Oh, yeah! He was on that one episode of.. Whatever that show was. Wasn't he a vampire? Yeah. Haha, funny that. He actually is a vampire!
 From (transexual) Transylvania comes this lanky fellow named Alexandre. Boy, ain't he a looker? You know, ignoring the (obviously contoured) hollowed cheekbones and everything else he's tried to deepen with makeup on his person. Also, damn. Damn he's pale. Damn. Are those eyebrows filled in, too?! This guy takes care of himself. He's best known for acting in a few shows here and there. He's become really popular, mostly because of the weirdo appearance. I mean, who has hair like that? No one, that's who.
 Guess you could call him a bit of a faux celebrity. He tries his best to seem cocky and the like, but in reality he's just as self conscious as the next lanky vampire guy. Don't talk about his teeth. Most say they're fake, but trust me, they're real. Real, and his top canines are too big. He has a bit of a lisp, saying s' as a slight th sound. It's not horrible, though. He's come to try and control it.. Only that much, though. Can he ever speak normally? Anyway, lord knows this guy hates stereotypes. Especially vampire stereotypes. No, they don't have to drink blood. Did I mention he can fly? No? Well, he can. He hates heights, though, so he never bothered to learn how to do it. In a chain of reactions, this causes him to randomly go floating at points of high stress or confusion. Poor guy. As a last note, don't mess with the hair! It takes him an hour to do that. Don't touch it, or you're a poop. Also he'll scream, and we don't want that.