Slappy- Biting Birthday Boy's Hand

I guess that’s when kids started crying.
Or was it when I sank my choppers into Donny’s hand and nearly bit it off? Donny squealed like a little pig. Haha.
I love to surprise people, Diary. It gives me such a thrill to get people excited.
It was a great party. I still remember the look on the father’s face as he struggled to pry my teeth off his son’s wrist.

- Diary of a Dummy, chapter 11