Grognardfinder IX

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agidius: 	das servenspiel
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agidius: 	diabeetus
Thrice: 	Also, this ain't even PTA psychic
Thrice: 	it's just Mother PSI
agidius: 	so basically, when we have the 3D version of this game, you'll gain access to abilities that only Ciel used
Thrice: 	Exactly
agidius: 	uh
agidius: 	so Skype then
tirkaroKujo: 	nah
agidius: 	a'ight
MarthTrinity has connected.
agidius: 	whoo
MarthTrinity: 	Meork.
tirkaroKujo: 	SO AS WE LEFT OFF BEFORE
Thrice: 	*can't time against MT's attacks*
MarthTrinity: 	*CONSTANTLY DRAINS PC'S LIFE*
Thrice: 	(FEDUP)
Thrice: 	*EQUIPS ZAP TAP BADGE*
tirkaroKujo: 	Ivan and Mary was busy doing things I wasn't quite paying attention to, and Grognardfinder's writing gets hijacked by Bioware.
tirkaroKujo: 	It is now the next day, the sun is arisen, and the spirit of morning is aflutter
	Mary: 	*was just waiting back at the hotel for Ciel to show up*
	Mary: 	*I assume she never did, owell*
	Mary: 	*well, not waiting, but sleeping, whatever*
tirkaroKujo: 	Guess we can do that old-fashion tying up loose ends that tends to come with obnoxious fading to black
tirkaroKujo: 	So, Ciel, what do you do after some ol' fashioned bootyknocking.
MarthTrinity: 	Cry. Pray. Cry some more.
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tirkaroKujo: 	Most excellent
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tirkaroKujo: 	But what do you do afterwards in between nighttime and the morning
tirkaroKujo: 	Well, mostly just asking if you stay at Angelia's house or go crying back to the Inn after experiencing the horrific evil that is the female orgasm
Ciel: (( Hrmmm.. ))
Mary: (( I think we left of trying to decide if she DID orgasm or not (chew) ))
Mary: (( may as well roll for that ))
tirkaroKujo: 	What would be the DC? (HMM)
Mary: (( uh ))
Ciel: (( Would that even be something to roll? ol ))
Ciel: (( lol ))
Mary: (( naw, just joking around' ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Do you even FATAL
Mary: (( go- ^ ))
Ciel: (( ? ))
Mary: (( nevermind ))
Mary: (( again, up to you, do whatever ))
Ciel: (( I'd say she still don't quite get it and left Angelia disappointed and then sadly slipped out because she feels awkward, if we're playing by realism ))
Mary: (( well alright, you should maybe jump in at that point then ))
tirkaroKujo: 	We will indeed go with that then
tirkaroKujo: 	So we start off with the aftermath of the failed lovemaking, and even though she gave up trying, Angelia still continues to comfort Ciel, reminding her of her everlasting affection to her.
tirkaroKujo: 	So now I just need to know if you head to the Inn overnight or just sleep at Angelia's house.
tirkaroKujo: 	Or just about anywhere else
Mary: (( that could just come out in-character ))
Mary: (( or something ))
Ciel: (( ? ))
Mary: (( well, I assumed you were going to RP some of it ))
Mary: (( but if not then whatever ))
tirkaroKujo: 	That is up to whoever
Ciel: (( Nah, I'll just head back emotionally scarred ))
tirkaroKujo: 	And heading back to the Inn you do!
tirkaroKujo: 	Though that would be like...the middle of the night or something, so I guess we're turning the clock back.
Mary: (( Mary has long since crawled into bed and fallen asleep ))
Ivan: (( beat* ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Everyone else too is mostly asleep
tirkaroKujo: 	So I assume you just rest/stare at the wall/pray for the rest of the night.
Ciel: (( As always. ))
Ciel: (( I just slide under Mary's bed and start punching it from below ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Indeed
	Mary: 	*man, I just got the Superstitious rage power, which has all sorts of connotations*
tirkaroKujo: 	And so you do that for the rest of the night, and it is now morning.
tirkaroKujo: 	As previously mentioned
tirkaroKujo: 	WHAT DO
	Mary: 	*slowly wakes up*
	Ivan: 	*Has been awake, putting shit into this chest so as not to be encumbered anymore*
	Ciel: 	Good morning, Mary.
	Mary: 	*rubs eyes* Oh. Good morning, Ciel.
	Mary: 	You not come home last night... take longer than expected?
	Mary: 	*well, not home, but whatevs
	Ciel: 	Yes. I apologize for the delay.
	Mary: 	Ha, no worry! I go visit Ivan while you gone, do more painting.
	Mary: 	...talk to him a while. Still want to stay away.
	Mary: 	Though he still after Child.
	Ciel: 	...is Ivan upset with me?
	Mary: 	He... seem more upset with himself.
	Ciel: 	That is illogical. I have already stated that I am not angry at him. He should not be upset with himself.
	Mary: 	People strange sometimes.
	Mary: 	Mostly... he worried that what happen happen again.
	Mary: 	I tell him that people make mistakes and that we not mad, but he not listen. Still want to be on own.
	Ciel: 	*frowns* I do not understand that logic.
	Mary: 	Not understand either, but... really, it his choice.
	Mary: 	Maybe he not leave for Eriel yet. You try to talk to him.
	Ciel: 	I do not believe he will listen to me if he would not listen to you.
	Mary: 	I not the one who he worry about.
	Mary: 	You better with words, maybe explain in way I can't.
	Ciel: 	...I will try then as I do not want for Ivan to leave, much less because of me.
	Ivan: 	And that should do it! See you, uh, mousey. I'll give you a name when I get back!
Ivan: (( and now to get slaughtered by guards ))
Ivan: (( hooray ))
	Mary: 	We go, then? Maybe there time before he leave.
	Ciel: 	*nods* Affirmative.
	Mary: 	*and so we do*
tirkaroKujo: 	Outside you can see a bit of a commotion going on between a bunch of Guards.
	Mary: 	*grabs complimentary breakfast on the way out*
tirkaroKujo: 	Guess you heal « 1d4 = 1 »
	Mary: 	*didn't need it, was just RPing*
	Mary: 	Uh... that a lot of guards.
	Ciel: 	What could be causing such a gathering?
	Mary: 	...*keeps walking*
	Ivan: 	Now what's going on here? There a problem?
	Mary: 	« 1d20+3 = 12 + 3 = 15 » *may as well percep* *shrug*
tirkaroKujo: 	You continue to hear a bunch of worried rabbling from the crowd
Ciel: (( "RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!" ))
	Common Guard 4: 	"Damned! Do you see this is none time for standing idle?"
	Common Guard 4: 	"Did you not heard of the news?"
	Mary: 	No, not heard.
	Ciel: 	Negative.
	Mary: 	What going on?
	Ivan: 	Hey! What's with all the guards?
	Ivan: 	Shouldn't you be...guarding something? Like, individually?
	Common Guard 8: 	"Where have you been?! Have you not heard?! A Dragon! A Dragon is in North Taleros! And it's headed this way!"
Mary: (( well SHIT ))
Ciel: (( I saw we feed it Ivan ))
Mary: (( that's gotta be at least CR 12 or something ))
	Common Guard 10: 	"Move aside commoner! We're about to be stormed by a Dragon!"
	Mary: 	A dragon?!
	Mikeal: 	"Pfft, cowards all around! We can take that dragon, right guys?"
	Ciel: 	Fighting a dragon would be suicide.
	Tab: 	"I've always wanted to see a dragon up close!"
	Common Guard 8: 	"We need to at the very least heed it off. We can only hope and pray we have enough stregnth in numbers to pull the task off."
	Mary: 	What kind of dragon? It breath fire? How big?
	Ciel: 	Dragons are typically very large.
	Ivan: 	A dragon! What are you talking about?
	Mary: 	Yes. Very large.
	Common Guard 8: 	"It's a big one! About a thousand years it looks!"
	Mary: 	...*tightens grip on bone*
	Jamie: 	"OH GOD! DON'T YOU GET IT IVAN!?"
	Ciel: 	*looks at Mary*...as stated, fighting a dragon would be suicide
	Jamie: 	"WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE, MAN! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!"
Mary: (( aaaand brb ))
	Ivan: 	Calm down! There's a dragon coming? ...that's a bit odd, what would it come HERE for? And how on earth did anyone find out about it?!
	Captain Bryce: 	A guard captain attempts to calm down the populace. "Hear ye, hear ye! The prophets hath spoken! The Dragon's arrival is neigh!"
	Ciel: 	Prophets?
	Mary: 	Suicide, maybe, but... give up before seeing the enemy?
	Mary: 	This decent-sized town, maybe have resources to hold off dragon... maybe.
	Common Guard 8: 	"As predicted by both Franciz and the Devout at the same time last night. It was quite a scene to behold."
	Jamie: 	"Dammit man! Who cares what the dragon wants?! All we should be concerned with is not dying!"
Mary: (( it is obv an illusion ))
	Jamie: 	"Is the a bunk anywhere!?"
	Ciel: 	The best plan of action would be to draw the dragon away from the town.
	Ciel: 	Attempting to fight the dragon here would cause numerous casualties.
	Captain Bryce: 	"It's time to take up the sword and lay down rod and reel!"
	Captain Bryce: 	"We must be rid of this fell beast by any means!"
	Mary: 	Where dragon come from?
	Mary: 	Which way?
	Ivan: 	Before you do anything, evacuate the townspeople! Which way is it coming from, exactly?
	Common Guard 10: 	"We are currently on the lookout for a proper direction. Scary thing is, it could spawn at any point...."
	Mary: 	*assumes 8 said the same thing*
	Common Guard 8: 	"We believe it is from the south so far. Damned dragons are hard to track."
	Mary: 	*...well alright*
	Mary: 	From south, okay...
tirkaroKujo: 	aaand hold on
	Mary: 	Where your leader? Who in charge?
Mary: (( TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER (D) ))
	Ivan: 	Well then, flee to the east or west. That would put you out of the expected line of attack.
Mary: (( look at that Ivan, thinking he can do things ))
	Common Guard 8: 	"The guard captain? He's straight up ahead."
	Mary: 	Ciel, look like you have a plan. Should tell it to captain.
	Common Guard 10: 	"Anywhere we retreat to, the Dragon is sure to follow! We can only send it away at this rate!"
	Ciel: 	Why would a dragon attack this town when not provoked. Something is confusing about this.
	Ivan: 	You tihnk it's specifically coming after the townspeople?
	Ivan: 	Why the hell would it do that?!
	Ivan: 	Jeez, there's bigger stuff to eat right outside the town!
Mary: (( like that irrelephant ))
	Mary: 	Not know.
	Common Guard 8: 	"Try taking that up with the dragon then."
	Ivan: 	How do you even know what it's after, anyhow?
Mary: (( Ciel: *does, Nat 20's diplomacy check* ))
Ciel: (( Dragon: Well I never saw it that way, I'm sorry then. ))
	Terris: 	A man hurredly runs into town, looking completely out of his breath. "It..it...IT'S THE DRAGON!"
	Mary: 	*DID WE HEAR THAT*
Ivan: (( naw ))
	Captain Bryce: 	"Hark! The dragon arrives faster than expected! Take up arms, men!"
	Ivan: 	Are you stupid?! What are you expecting to do against a dragon?
Ivan: (( We phatfinder now ))
Mary: (( YUP THAT'S A GODDAMN DRAGON ALRIGHT ))
	The Dragon: 	WIth a loud crash, the Dragon arrives with a mighty thunderous roar!
	Mary: 	*jaw drops*
	Captain Bryce: 	"BY JUSTICE'S GRACE, CHARGE ONWARD!"
	Common Guard 4: 	"Goodbye, dames. Hopefully our sacrifices will not be in vain!"
	Ivan: 	STOP!
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	Ci: 	So that's where I put that dragon...
	Mary: 	Ciel... you see that? (swt)
	Ciel: 	It is...such a great distance away...and I can still see it clearly...it must be enormous...
	Franciz: 	"By divine's goodness! That certainly is a dragon!"
	Mary: 	ORLY
	Ivan: 	Dammit! Where's the old wizard when I need him...fine, Grease!
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	Captain Bryce: 	The guards slip and fall! "Curses!"
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	What? C'mon, what kind of grease is that?
Ciel: (( And then the dragon incinerates them all seeing as they're covered in grease. Ivan just murders every last guard. ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( LIKE A TRUE PC CHARACTER ))
Ivan: (( Grease is not flammable ))
Ivan: (( (CHEW) ))
Ciel: (( then they get deepfried (D) ))
	The Dragon: 	With the guards all slipped up, the dragon lands and stomps forward. "KLAAT DU HERES JU FAAN TOREK OH...."
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Ivan: (( Guess I'll see if I can use my rope of climbing to lasso em ))
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	Hey, I got Fus Roh Dah'd by one of these morons. I should understand that much, at least.
	Cassandra: 	That's quite interesting indeed Mr. Dragon. I suppose this is the dimension of dragons I spoke of.
	Ivan: 	*I can understand him too*
	The Dragon: 	"(I HAVE BEEN WRONGED FOR THE LAST TIME....)"
Ciel: (( Should probably private that for us retarded folk who can't speak Dragonese ))
	Mary: 	fedup
Ciel: (( Although, I have +4 in linguistics and no other languages :( ))
	Common Guard: 	"Watch out! The dragon is capable of magicks!"
	Ivan: 	It's a dragon, of course it is!
Ciel: (( Er, +5 ))
Ivan: (( Every rank you put into Linguistics gets you a bonus language ))
Mary: (( wait, no other languages? ))
Mary: (( ^ ))
tirkaroKujo: 	I did indeed not give you any other languages
Ivan: (( So...you should have Common and two extra ))
tirkaroKujo: 	As I assumed you would fill them in yourself
	Ivan: 	So, why are you all still here, exactly? Run!
	Common Guard: 	"Where are you headed off, fool!?"
	Mary: 	*I assume we could see Ivan do that*
	Captain Bryce: 	"Argh! I cannot get up! This accursed dragon is capable of far more than we bargained for!"
	Tab: 	"Ooh, it has such large teeth and stuff..."
	Ivan: 	*waits for Agi's AFK useless ass*
Ciel: (( agi asked something ))
tirkaroKujo: 	You can indeed see Ivan
tirkaroKujo: 	and all of his silly shenanigans
	Ciel: 	Ivan is approaching the dragon. Chance of survival is .01%. We must stop him before he throws his life away.
Ivan: (( back not that it matters since Agi's still dead ))
Ivan: (( No, he had to AFK ))
Ivan: (( because company or some shit ))
Mary: (( mmmm ))
Mary: (( seems I'm going to be occupied for a while ))
Ivan: (( wwww ))
Ivan: (( I know I just said that ))
Mary: (( I'd... recommend going to do your own things for a bit, I could easily see this lasting upwards of half an hour to an hour ))
Mary: (( sorry ))
Ciel: (( Not your faul, no need to be sorry ))
Mary: (( well, you know ))
Ciel: (( may head out to the store then =3= ))
Ciel: (( Buy ten bottles of vodka ))
Ivan: (( Guess I'll go do some more nothing then ))
Ciel: (( We had somebody the other day buy -25- bottles of vodka. ))
Ivan: (( was he Russian ))
Ciel: (( No ))
	Ciel: 	Gonna run to the store then
	Ciel: 	bbl
tirkaroKujo: 	m
Ivan: (( 4 ))
Ciel: (( agi: Back. ))
Ivan: (( exactly ))
Mary: (( not quite, getting closer though ))
tirkaroKujo: 	m
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tirkaroKujo: 	mmmmm
Mary: (( baaasically just waiting for cookies to cool at the moment ))
Mary: (( to hand them out and send the guests on their merry way ))
Ivan: (( ya monstahsuti ))
Mary: (( you can have a cookie too ))
Mary: (( if you want ))
Ivan: (( mmmmmmmmm ))
Mary: (( SORRY MAN ))
Mary: (( TRYING TO WRAP IT UP ))
tirkaroKujo: 	We'll also sorta have to wait for MT
MarthTrinity has connected.
tirkaroKujo: 	Well speak of the devil
tirkaroKujo: 	So yeah, we're still waitin on dat Agi
Ivan: (( yo ))
Ivan: (( But Agi is still baking his friends into cookies ))
Ivan: (( or something ))
Ciel: (( srsly? Wow. Thought you'd all be like "We've been waiting for seventeen hours >:( ))
Mary: (( they're on their way ))
Ivan: (( good ))
Mary: (( alright, we good ))
tirkaroKujo: 	m
Mary: (( hell were we doing ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Man, just scroll up and read it
Mary: (( was mainly joking around ))
Mary: (( aaaand now to attempt to "save" Ivan and ruin his truce with the dragon ))
	Mary: 	*rushes up to the front lines with Ciel* Ivan! What you doing?!
	Ivan: 	H-huh? Hey, stay ---
Ivan: (( I just realized I opened another maptool ))
Ivan: (( but meant to open skype ))
Mary: (( mips ))
Ivan: (( so let me get on that ))
Mary: (( right, let me get back to my headset as well ))
Phatcat has connected.
Phatcat: 	Jesus
Phatcat: 	This actually works.
Mary: (( wat ))
Ivan: (( Bet your ass it works ))
Mary: (( why on earth would you ))
Ivan: (( Was just checking ))
Phatcat: 	Figured why not
Phatcat: 	Doesn't tell me that Thrice is typing
	The Dragon: 	The dragon stomps forth, gazing onward. "GATAN RAK SHU DEIMOC"
Phatcat: 	Or wait, does
Phatcat: 	anyhow, skype
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Ivan: (( That poor bastard ))
Mary: (( not yet ))
You whisper to Thrice: THY GUILTY COME FORTH
	Ivan: 	Stay back, Mary! That goes for everyone! Seriously, why are you all still here?!
	Ivan: 	*points at dragon* Best make sure this gets through.. Message!
	Common Guard 6: 	"Get out of the way commoner! This is no place for you to be!"
Mary: (( so yeah, guess you'd better add me to your call with tirk ))
	The Dragon: 	The dragon percieves around the immediate area.
Ivan whispers: Dragon! What are you talking about? Who's "guilty"?! Nobody here could have done anything to you!
	Ivan: 	*and yes I'm using Message, so while I am speaking in Draconic, I doubt anyone else can hear it*
	Ivan: 	*unless you pass a DC25 perception check*
Mary: (( « 1d+3 = 1 » you ))
Mary: (( wat ))
Mary: (( *« 1d+3 = 1 » you're a funny person ))
Mary: (( wat ))
Mary: (( « 1d20+3 = 11 + 3 = 14 » *turns Num Lock on* ))
Mary: (( *m* ))
	The Dragon: 	The dragon notices Ivan and gives him a piercing stare
	The Dragon: 	Or rather, looks down upon the tiny commoner within his reach.
Mary: (( aaaaw lawd ))
Ivan whispers: That's me, yes! I don't mean any offense, but..we're just a small village! There's nobody who could have wronged a dragon here!
	The Dragon: 	"GATAN RIKZA MIRJANA DA REZTU!" He roars out mightily.
You whisper to Thrice: I WOULD KNOW MIRJANA'S SCENT FROM ANYWHERE.
	Mary: 	Mirjana? That his teacher's name...
	The Dragon: 	The dragon rushes in and grabs Ivan by his talons!
Ciel: (( Ivan has talons? ))
Ivan: (( Apparently ))
Ivan: (( Whodathunkit ))
	Mary: 	!!!
	The Dragon: 	The Dragon proceeds to drag him off further!
	Captain Bryce: 	"That fool! He's a goner!"
	Common Guard 6: 	"IVAN! THAT BLITHERING IDIOT! WHAT DOES HE THINK HE'S DOING?!"
Ivan whispers: ARGH! W-What are you doing?! Let go of me!
	Mary: 	IVAN! IVAN! *blindly rushes through the guards, DAMN YOU GREASE, BETTER ACRO CHECK* « 1d20+7-3 = 11 + 7 - 3 = 15 »
	The Dragon: 	"MATAN MIRJANA RET DEMPA REIGORI DEM PORTA JI ROKCHA DA"
You whisper to Thrice: THE SPIRIT OF MIRJANA LEAD ME TO YOU.
	The Dragon: 	The dragon pins Ivan to the ground, leaving him completely helpless!
Ivan whispers: WHAT?! To kill me?! What'd I ever do!
	Ciel: 	Mary, wait! *just goes around derp grease*
	Common Guard 6: 	"Did we really need to sacrifice the boy!?"
Mary: (( of course ))
Mary: (( there has to be a virgin sacrifice ))
Mary: (( (chew) ))
	Mary: 	...ha... *realizes how freaking big that thing is*
	The Dragon: 	The dragon crushes Ivan underneath his heel, bringing him to his last string of consciousness! "DA LAK ZEROK SEMPU DA GA!"
Ciel: (( Gray Fox! D: ))
You whisper to Thrice: ARE YOU TRULY HER SUCCESSOR? WHAT LITTLE POWER.
Ivan whispers: Against a..dragon, yeah... What did I..do to you?!
You whisper to Thrice: "MIRJANA IS GONE. YET MY PURPOSE CONTINUES. I WILL NOT LET THIS STAND....."
Mary: (( so... is its back facing us ))
Mary: (( seems like the token should be flipped right now ))
	The Dragon: 	The dragon speaks in more tongues and shoves off Ivan to the side!
The Dragon: (( it's back is indeed facing you ))
Mary: (( oh, well it just let him go ))
Ivan: (( which means you're next ))
Ivan: (( gg ))
Mary: (( maaybe ))
Mary: (( unless I just ride the goddamn dragon ))
You whisper to Thrice: "UNTIL YOU CAN CARRY ON THE LEGACY OF WIND...."
You whisper to Thrice: I WILL MAKE YOU FEEL MY PAIN UNTIL THAT DAY
	The Dragon: 	The dragon speaks to the nearly passed-out Ivan in more tongues and raises a claw towards him.
	Mary: 	*8 int go*
	The Dragon: 	"SYBORTORODO JYO DON KRO MALAISORUM!" The dragon chants, appearing to be an entirely different language!
	Mary: 	*dashes forward, bounds off of rock, and leaps towards the dragon looking for a handhold*
Mary: (( guess I'd better roll acro ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Probably
	Mary: 	« 1d20+7-3 = 19 + 7 - 3 = 23 » m
tirkaroKujo: 	Guess that's good enough
	The Dragon: 	The dragon is suddenly perplexed, something noticing something landing on his back!
	Mary: 	*grabs onto its back ridges and starts climbing up*
Ivan: (( it just has a pet cat on its back ))
Mary: (( basically ))
Ivan: (( that relays what jumps on it to it ))
	The Dragon: 	"NARA DEM PURA ZA DA..." The dragon says half-heartedly while turning back to Ivan.
You whisper to Thrice: JUST A MINOR ANNOYANCE
	The Dragon: 	The dragon raises his claw once again, and with precision accuracy, sinks it into Ivan's chest!
	The Dragon: 	The pain is searing, yet his body does not allow him the sweet release of death!
Mary: (( jesus what ))
Ciel: (( Hey wait a second, this is the opening to Dragon's Dogma (D) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Indeed
	Mary: 	*gets to the dragon's shoulders at this point, just in time to see the claw pierce Ivan's chest*
tirkaroKujo: 	Sadly, it will not end nearly as well
	Ivan: 	GAH! Wh...ARGH!
	Mary: 	...
	Captain Bryce: 	"That damned fool! Charge at him men!"
	Mary: 	RrrrraaaaAAAAAARGH! « 1d20+7 = 7 + 7 = 14 » *slams bone into dragon's neck*
	Ciel: 	*detect evil's the dragon* Scanning target...
	Mary: 	*haha, naw*
tirkaroKujo: 	You attempt to break into the Dragon's armor. It does not bode well.
	Ivan: 	« 1d20+4+1+1 = 3 + 4 + 1 + 1 = 9 »
	Ivan: 	no nat 20 for me
	The Dragon: 	"MELLAISO RYO DOMOOMM HYMMNYOS SOMWO DELAA..." He continues to chant!
	Mary: 	*whales into his armored neck again* « 1d20+7 = 1 + 7 = 8 »
	Mary: 	*MMMMMMMMM*
	The Dragon: 	The dragon lets go of his chest, leaving him a bloody mess. It's at this moment Ivan's consciousness finally lets out.
Ciel: (( Is he evil or just misunderstood? :( ))
Mary: (( fucking evil, man (D) ))
You whisper to Thrice: YOU MUST SUCCEED THE LEGACY OF WIND. ONLY THEN WILL YOUR PAIN CEASE.
tirkaroKujo: 	It is indeed CE
Mary: (( well dicks ))
Ciel: (( Well that boils my piss. ))
	Mary: 	??!! *sees what's left of Ivan down there*
	Mary: 	*jumps down next to him, I'll take your goddamn fall damage if I need to but here's an acro check to negate 10 feet of that « 1d20+4 = 4 + 4 = 8 »
	Mary: 	*naw, I'll take it all*
	Ciel: 	*Smite Evil, might as well take a hack at this motherfucker* « 1d20+8 = 13 + 8 = 21 »
	Mary: 	« 3d6 = 10 » or something I think, dear lord
	The Dragon: 	Uneffected by the smite, the dragon readies itself to fly off, the current of it's wings leveling every standing object down!
	Mary: 	Unf... *took that pretty hard*
	Captain Bryce: 	The guards are knocked back by the current! "CURSES!"
Ivan: (( +9, MT ))
Ivan: (( BAB went up (WARY) ))
Ivan: (( You're a full BAB class now, enjoy it ))
Ciel: (( Right. ))
	Mary: 	*blown away a good 20 feet*
	Mary: 	*eeehhhh 30*
	The Dragon: 	The beast flies off into the air, bringing the shrieks and howls of the frightened populace wherever he moves.
	The Dragon: 	"VENSUN VERTA MI KOMENN DA RO..."
	Ciel: 	*fukken floor'd*
	Mary: 	Ungh... *picks self up, now staggered from raging*
	Common Guard 6: 	The guards help Ciel up while rushing towards Ivan's body. "Is it all over yet?"
	Ciel: 	....*watches*...
	Mary: 	I-Ivan... you okay? You awake? *kneels down in the water, grabs his arm*
	Captain Bryce: 	"The dragon appears to be flying away! It's heading off!"
	Ivan: 	*pretty sure I'm KO'd and probably bleeding out*
	Common Guard: 	"Thankfully much less causalities than expected...but we must make sure this never happens again."
	Mary: 	H-here... have potion. Hope this help... *cradles his head and forces it down his throat*
	Captain Bryce: 	"Quick! Get this boy to a medical room, as soon as humanly possible!"
tirkaroKujo: 	« 1d8+2 = 5 + 2 = 7 »
Ciel: (( PC: *comes back* Oh hey guys, what'd I mi-GODDAMMIT TIRk (D) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Precisely
	Mary: 	*I have NO IDEA if that helped or not*
tirkaroKujo: 	This is what happens when you go off rails, enjoy being the goddamn Arisen (D)
Ciel: (( you "cradling" his head in reality decapitated him ))
Ivan: (( I don't even know what the Arisen is (D) ))
Mary: (( DON'T GIVE HIM IDEAS (D) ))
Ciel: (( But his head is still alive ))
Ciel: (( So now it's Lollipop Chainsaw. ))
	Mikeal: 	"You goddamn pansy dragon! Come back here and FIGHT!"
Mary: (( that dragon just MOONFLEW OUT OF HERE ))
Mary: (( Ivan are you okay, Ivan are you okay, are you okay, Ivan? ))
	Captain Bryce: 	"Carry him off men! We can still save him!"
	Mary: 	Ah... *offers him to the Captain*
Ivan: (( exactly (D) ))
	Captain Bryce: 	"Good work! Now let's move!"
	Mary: 	*yeah, I'm just... standing here in shock*
	Common Guard 3: 	"What....just what was that all about..it all went by so fast!"
	Ciel: 	*looks to Mary* ...?
tirkaroKujo: 	And so the guards carry Ivan off to the local military's medical quarters.
Ciel: (( Where he is raped brutally ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Perfect
Ivan: (( naw ))
	Mikeal: 	"Well, can't argue with no destruction...still, that felt awfully anticlimactic."
Ciel: (( "What do you expect? It's a Capcom game?" ))
Ciel: (( -? ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Now pay me 5.00 over paypal to get EXP
tirkaroKujo: 	Which is now DLC
	Mary: 	*slowly trudges through water*
	Mary: 	*collapses into Ciel's arms*
	Ciel: 	...I am sorry, Mary...*awkward robot hug*
Ciel: (( NOW THIS IS WHERE I SHOULD USE WHAT ANGELIA TAUGHT ME ))
Mary: (( dhat ))
	Mary: 	*clings to Ciel* It... okay. He be okay, right?
	Ciel: 	I...am sure they will do everything they can to help him recover.
	Mikeal: 	Mikeal crosses his arms sternly. "Harumph! Guess I'll just go hit the bar and try my damndest to forget this ordeal!"
	Common Guard 7: 	"Are you alright, dames? Do you require any help?"
	Mary: 	No... alright. *hugs Ciel tighter before stepping back* I fine.
	Common Guard 7: 	"We are all headed back to the town. Stay safe you two."
	Mary: 	*wipes tear* He did it. Ivan stop the dragon. Town safe.
	Ciel: 	Yes. I suppose he did. He did a very good job.
Mary: (( well crap ))
Mary: (( now what ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Wanna return to the town or what.
	Mary: 	*starts slowly heading back towards the town*
	Ciel: 	*follows behind*...
Ciel: (( So I hate to be that guy...but I've been up since seven thirty today and I have to be up at eight tomorrow... ))
	Common Guard 3: 	"Oi. Seems the town was all but uneffected..."
tirkaroKujo: 	Jeez
tirkaroKujo: 	Is it really 3:49 already
Mary: (( seems so ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Why is the clock such a bastard
Mary: (( well I'm kind of at a loss as to where to go from here ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Always skipping along with no regards to humanity
Mary: (( so may as well ))
tirkaroKujo: 	whynaut
	Ivan: 	I assume we'll still have no idea as to what to do tomorrow
Mary: (( maybe ))
tirkaroKujo: 	So yes, only way I knew how to force Ivan back on track was to make him go through the plot of the most recent game I played
tirkaroKujo: 	Praise me (dhat)
	Mary: 	well, it worked
	Ivan: 	Uh, sort of
	Mary: 	except now the next three sessions are "HELP IVAN RECOVER"
	Ivan: 	It hurt me, that was about it
	Ciel: 	Now you have to hunt down the dragon to get your heart back.
tirkaroKujo: 	They're Masterworks all, Can't go wrong!
tirkaroKujo: 	Look a tent! I wonder if there's anyone inside...
tirkaroKujo: 	*soldier standing two feet outside it*
	Ciel: 	So yeaaaaaaaaaaaah
	Ciel: 	I'mma head out guys.
	Ciel: 	G'night and all that
	Ivan: 	See you
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