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- from /snoot/ Saturday - Sage & Steph Saturday Edition
- h ttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/59772295/#59776383
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- GVH but fang survives the apocalypse.
- Human univiverse Anon but he survives their apocalypse
- They meet somehow.
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- by "human" i seriously hope you mean "snoot" because i'm pretty sure the average /v/ poster would piss and shit their pants if they saw a scalie in real life
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- No. This Anon is from a dinoless world (much like fang is from a skinieless one) that is now destroyed.
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- how does first contact go?
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- Probably terrible
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- >"HOLY SH!T A FURRY."
- >"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHERE THE F-K ARE YOUR WINGS?!"
- >"WHY IS YOUR SNOOT SO F-KED UP?!"
- >"HUMANS DON'T HAVE THOSE!"
- >the screaming continues.
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- Is it a post-apocalyptic scenario? I'd imagine either
- >One spots the other in the distance
- >So happy to know someone else survived, they start running up to them
- >Realize how f-ked up they look
- >Run away thinking it's some kind of horrible mutant monster
- or
- >One stumbles on the other in the middle of looting an abandoned building
- >Both screaming and flailing crude weapons around, hitting nothing in the panic
- >Eventually calm down enough to start talking
- >(Still weirded out by how freaky the other one looks)
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- >they calm down enough and realize it's better to team up in the apocalypse than it is to go in alone
- >wacky hijinks ensue from both of them.
- I also thought it was only fitting since GVH universe was destroyed by a meteor, Anon's world was destroyed in a fall out-esque nuclear apocalypse. Anon still has his jacket to survive nuclear winter.
- (He also had a hand in the launching of the nukes being one of the two people to press the button)
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- now I really want a full on green text story of this
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- Don't tempt me Anon. When I get autistic projects like this I put my entire life on hold until it's done. I already did that once before for Snoot and I'm doing it again right now.
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- The Story: h ttps://rentry.org/ido9c
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- I really like this. But what if humans were an extinct ancient species for dinos too?
- Maybe how Dinos went extinct before they evolved the same went for humans? So the furthest humans ever got in the GVH world were probably Lucy or proconsul. Anything before modern homosapiens.
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- When I say "Lucy" I mean Australopithecus afarensis. Not...well you get it.
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- The mental image of dinos pointing at old cavemen skeletons like we do for dinosaur bones is funny. I like that.
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- Little kids get into arguments and discussions over their favorite humans.
- >I LIKE NEANDERTHALS!!!! THEY ARE BIG AND LOUD AND AWESOME!
- >Homo erectus is the coolest!
- >nuh uh! Homo sapiens were smarter!
- >Those guys just hit rocks together! Austrolapithecus was monkey mode!
- >I think homo habilis was a cool under dog.
- >haha hahahaha Darwinus monke....hahaha
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- >Homo erectus? More like homo erection
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