Title: The Chad Testament

> Be me, God
>
> Day 1
>
> > Creates universe
>
> > Pretty good, but kinda empty
>
> > Let there be light
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> > Light.exe
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> > It's lit fam
>
> Day 2
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> > Let's separate the water
>
> > Sky.exe
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> > Earth.exe
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> > Not bad, could use some more pizzazz
>
> Day 3
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> > Time for some plants
>
> > Grass.exe
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> > Trees.exe
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> > Shrubbery.exe
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> > Nice touch, if I do say so myself
>
> Day 4
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> > Stars.exe
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> > Sun.exe
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> > Moon.exe
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> > Stars are like my glitter
>
> Day 5
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> > Fish.exe
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> > Birds.exe
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> > Just keep swimming, just keep swimming
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> Day 6
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> > Animals.exe
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> > Lions.exe
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> > Tigers.exe
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> > Bears.exe
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> > Oh my!
>
> > Now for the pièce de résistance
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> > Humans.exe
>
> > Made in my image
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> > Let them be the kings and queens of this domain
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> > #blessed
>
> > But wait, there's more
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> > Male and female.exe
>
> > Gotta have that duality
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> > Multiply.exe
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> > Populate this place
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> > But hey, only one rule
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> > Don't eat from that tree over there
>
> > Seriously, don't
>
> Day 7
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> > Time to rest
>
> > A day for the boys
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> > They're gonna love this
>
> And that, anons, is how I created the world. Now go forth and meme in my image.