Selim's Aladdin Adventure

[3:05pm] Ragazzo: 1d10+5 woops
[3:05pm] Glacon: Ragazzo: woops: 13 (1d10+5=8)
[3:06pm] Alivi: Selim you hear something from a hallway
[3:06pm] Ragazzo: Selim hums, and wanders out to see.
[3:09pm] Ragazzo: "Uhhhhhh."
[3:09pm] Ragazzo: "Hey guys?" Selims calls out into the common rooom.
[3:09pm] Ragazzo: *Selim
[3:09pm] Ragazzo: *
[3:10pm] Magnobile: Charlie looks at Selim, "Hey Selim, I'm being busted up by flight control authorities."
[3:10pm] Alivi: Selim turns around there is no one there.
[3:10pm] Ragazzo: "....."
[3:10pm] Ragazzo: Selim hurries for his room.
[3:10pm] Alivi: Where is his room again?
[3:11pm] Alivi: This is awfully dark….
[3:11pm] Ragazzo: Near the common rooms? Never pegged it down.
[3:12pm] Magnobile: "Selim?" he calls after him
[3:12pm] Ragazzo: Selim curses a bit, as he feels his way along to his room. hopefulyl getting there.
[3:12pm] Ragazzo: Can he hear charlie?
[3:13pm] Alivi: He can…it sounds so far away
[3:13pm] Alivi: "Um…Charlie?"
[3:13pm] Magnobile: "Yes, Miki?"
[3:13pm] Alivi: "I need the certificate….Do you have it?"
[3:13pm] Magnobile: "Not on me..."
[3:14pm] Alivi: "Do you have access to it now?"
[3:14pm] Magnobile: "Unfortunately, not."
[3:13pm] Ragazzo: "Charlie? Some weird shit is going on again!"
[3:13pm] Ragazzo: Selim reaches his room?
[3:13pm] Alivi: His voice echos....
[3:14pm] Magnobile: Can Charlie hear Selim?
[3:15pm] Alivi: yes.
[3:15pm] Alivi: but barely.
[3:18pm] Ragazzo: 1d10+5 occult+wits Selim tries to figure what this might mean while he makes his way.
[3:18pm] Glacon: Ragazzo: occult+wits Selim tries to figure what this might mean while he makes his way.: 7 (1d10+5=2)
[3:18pm] Ragazzo: 1d10+5 re-roll
[3:18pm] Glacon: Ragazzo: re-roll: 14 (1d10+5=9)
[3:19pm] Alivi: it seems dark, and strange nothing occult tho. All of a sudden it gets warm. "Ahhhhh  Salaam and good evening to you worthy friend. Please, please, come closer--" He hears a smooth voice
[3:19pm] Ragazzo: Selim blinks. Frowns uncertainly looking around.
[3:20pm] Ragazzo: Still in the hallway?
[3:20pm] Alivi: There is a man in front of him.
[3:20pm] Alivi: it seems more....open
[3:20pm] Ragazzo: "Greetings to you...."
[3:20pm] Ragazzo: selim is cautious.
[3:21pm] Alivi: "Welcome to the BSAA.  School of mystery, of enchantment, and the finest merchandise this side of the river Jordan!!" A flair and BAM a stall is there.
[3:21pm] Ragazzo: He lifts an eyebrow.
[3:22pm] Alivi: He holds out an item. "On sale today, come on down! Heh, heh.  Look at this! Yes!  Combination hookah and coffee maker--also makes Julienne fries.  Will not break!!!" He taps it on the stall however it breaks.
[3:22pm] Alivi: "….it Broke…." He throws it away.
[3:22pm] Alivi: He takes out a tupperware container, "Ooohhh!  Look at this! I have never seen one of these intact before.  This is the famous Dead Sea Tupperware. Listen."
[3:23pm] Alivi: He makes a raspberry noise. "Ah, still good."
[3:23pm] Ragazzo: "With all due respect. I don't have time for this, sir. Will you tell me what's happening?"
[3:23pm] Alivi: "What do you mean? Do you not like my wares?"
[3:24pm] Ragazzo: Selim looks at the wares.
[3:25pm] Ragazzo: Is there anything that isn't junk?
[3:25pm] Proto_Lost joined the chat room.
[3:25pm] Alivi: It looks like junk.
[3:25pm] Alivi: All Junk
[3:25pm] Ragazzo: "Unfortunately I don't need any of this."
[3:25pm] Ragazzo: "Please excuse me."
[3:25pm] Ragazzo: Selim starts to move past the man.
[3:25pm] Alivi: " Wait, don't go! "
[3:25pm] Alivi: He moves in front of Selim
[3:26pm] Proto_Lost: Bart's making his way to the common room, walking fast, posters past and he's room bound.
[3:26pm] Ragazzo: "Why."
[3:26pm] Alivi: "I can see that you're only interested in the exceptionally rare.  I think then, you would be most rewarded to consider...this." He procures a magical lamp
[3:27pm] Ragazzo: "No, thank you."
[3:27pm] Ragazzo: "I'm adverse to those."
[3:27pm] Alivi: "Do not be fooled by its commonplace appearance.  Like so many things, it is not what is outside, but what is inside that counts."
[3:28pm] Ragazzo: 1d10+5 Occult and wits. Is this lamp the real deal, and more importantly, does it seem occupied?
[3:28pm] Glacon: Ragazzo: Occult and wits. Is this lamp the real deal, and more importantly, does it seem occupied?: 15 (1d10+5=10)
[3:28pm] Ragazzo: 1d10 Hm
[3:28pm] Glacon: Ragazzo: Hm: 1 (1d10=1)
[3:28pm] Alivi: It is the real deal, however it is now empty....wait...
[3:28pm] Alivi: Mental Resistance: Resolve+Composure
[3:29pm] Ragazzo: 1d10+8 Rough exterior use, -2 if that doesn't apply
[3:29pm] Glacon: Ragazzo: Rough exterior use, -2 if that doesn't apply: 13 (1d10+8=5)
[3:30pm] Alivi: He feels like he is getting closer to the lamp, oh no! It is sucking him in!
[3:30pm] Alivi: No No!
[3:30pm] Ragazzo: Selim growls, planting hsi feet to try and resist.
[3:33pm] Magnobile left the chat room. (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
[3:33pm] Alivi: It doesn';t work!
[3:33pm] Alivi: He is sucked into the lamp!
[3:34pm] Ragazzo: Can he try and grab the man on the way?
[3:34pm] Alivi: Nope
[3:35pm] Magnobile joined the chat room.
[3:42pm] Alivi: Selim feels like he is being summoned. By someone.
[3:42pm] Alivi: He can leave the lamp!
[3:43pm] Ragazzo: He grimaces. Is the summoning a cumpulsion yet?
[3:43pm] Alivi: not yet.
[3:43pm] Ragazzo: compulsion
[3:43pm] Ragazzo: Does he know if this summoning wil lbind him to anything if he answers?
[3:44pm] Alivi: Not that he knows. He feels imprisioned already
[3:44pm] Ragazzo: He leaves the lamp.
[3:46pm] Alivi: There is a scruffy looking guy, he looks like someone off the streets.
[3:46pm] Alivi: "A-Ah…."
[3:46pm] Ragazzo: "...."
[3:46pm] Mactavish left the chat room. (Ping timeout)
[3:47pm] Ragazzo: "What."
[3:47pm] Ragazzo: It's as much a statement as it is a question.
[3:47pm] Alivi: "Uhhhhh hey...."
[3:47pm] Ragazzo: He keeps his expression flat.
[3:47pm] Ragazzo: Does he have his usual shape?
[3:48pm] Alivi: Sorta….his legs are kinda….smoke…..trailing off….to the lamp...
[3:48pm] Ragazzo: "...."
[3:49pm] Ragazzo: Does he feel as though he's under a pact? Or generally different in any way?
[3:49pm] Alivi: He does feel like he ought to grant the kid 3 wishes....
[3:49pm] Alivi:  Just you know.
[3:50pm] Alivi: Standard stuff.
[3:50pm] Ragazzo: "What's your name."
[3:50pm] Ragazzo: Selim looks around.
[3:50pm] Ragazzo: Where is he?
[3:54pm] Alivi: "I….I'm Aladdin…." He seems to be in a cave...
[3:55pm] Ragazzo: "Alright Aladdin. You have three wishes. Pick up this lamp so we can get out of here."
[3:55pm] Alivi: "U-Uh…..ok…."
[3:55pm] Alivi: He looks at Selim expectantly...
[3:56pm] Ragazzo: "What."
[3:56pm] Ragazzo: "Oh."
[3:56pm] Ragazzo: "I'm Selim."
[3:56pm] Alivi: "…I dunno aren't you supposed to do a song or something?"
[3:56pm] Ragazzo: "No."
[3:56pm] Ragazzo: "I'm not."
[3:57pm] Ragazzo: "Now listen. You want to get in good with princess jasmine?"
[3:57pm] Alivi: "A-Ah yea! How did you know?!" He smiles.
[3:57pm] Ragazzo: Does this look like Aladdin?
[3:57pm] Alivi: Yes.
[3:58pm] Ragazzo: "Magic."
[3:58pm] Alivi: "...What?"
[3:59pm] Ragazzo: "I know because of magic. Now if I can get you set in tow wishes, will you use the third to free me?"
[3:59pm] Ragazzo: *two
[3:59pm] Alivi: "Yea! Of course." He smiles.
[3:59pm] Ragazzo: "Yeah. Sure."
[3:59pm] Alivi: "A….Are you ok?
[4:00pm] Magnobile left the chat room. (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
[4:00pm] Ragazzo: "No. Some jerk stuffed me in a lamp while i was walking down a hallway, and now I'm here with you. I don't know what's going on, but I figure I have to play along."
[4:01pm] Ragazzo: "So lets get you your wishes, and be done with this."
[4:01pm] Magnobile joined the chat room.
[4:01pm] Ragazzo: Does selim feel as though he ahs semi-cosmic blah blah blah powers?
[4:01pm] Alivi: Yes he does.
[4:01pm] Alivi: Just an ittty bitty living space
[4:02pm] Ragazzo: He casts epic teleport and moves them to an empty rooftop in agrabah. One with a good view.
[4:02pm] Alivi: It is a pretty damn nice veiw. "WOW…how did you do that?"
[4:03pm] Ragazzo: "Again. Magic. Now shhhh."
[4:03pm] Alivi: "Aaa....ok..."
[4:03pm] Ragazzo: Selim thinks, trying to drag up the plot of aladdin.
[4:03pm] Ragazzo: Does he know he cant grant wishes that harm people?
[4:04pm] Ragazzo: Also, cna he harm people /outside/ wishes?
[4:04pm] Alivi: yea
[4:04pm] Alivi: and yes
[4:04pm] Ragazzo: "Do you know a creepy vizier?"
[4:05pm] Alivi: "…….Er…yea….Jafar? He is creepy…but um…he said he would help me."
[4:05pm] Ragazzo: Selim tries to magically voip jafar here.
[4:05pm] Ragazzo: "He's not. He's evil."
[4:05pm] Ragazzo: "And I'm going ot take care of him for you."
[4:06pm] Ragazzo: Selim also magicks up a club for himself.
[4:06pm] Ragazzo: "Just sit there, ok?"
[4:06pm] Alivi: "Uh….ok….are you sure you aren't supposed to sing…or am I supposed to sing?"
[4:07pm] Ragazzo: "We'll get to that."
[4:07pm] Ragazzo: Does jafar appear?
[4:08pm] Magnobile left the chat room. (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
[4:08pm] Alivi: He does.
[4:08pm] Alivi: "Ahhhhh Aladdin, I see you have managed to get the lamp…."
[4:08pm] Alivi: He hisses.
[4:08pm] Ragazzo: Selim punches jafar in the face, and then knocks his staff away.
[4:10pm] Alivi: Stre. and Brawl please
[4:10pm] Ragazzo: 1d10+8 Hotheaded tag. Selim is pretty mad about all this
[4:10pm] Glacon: Ragazzo: Hotheaded tag. Selim is pretty mad about all this: 16 (1d10+8=8)
[4:10pm] Alivi: jafar is sent flying.
[4:10pm] Alivi: He hits the ground hard.
[4:11pm] Alivi: "W-what the...."
[4:11pm] Ragazzo: Selim snaps the staff, and then lifts jafar up by the front of his shirt.
[4:11pm] Ragazzo: Shakes him a bit.
[4:11pm] Ragazzo: "Listen to me."
[4:11pm] Alivi: "What?!"
[4:11pm] Ragazzo: "You want a broken nose?"
[4:11pm] Alivi: "….no…" He looks embarassed.
[4:12pm] Ragazzo: "No you don't."
[4:12pm] Alivi: He tries to get his staff or part of it.
[4:12pm] Ragazzo: Punch.
[4:12pm] Ragazzo: "Stop it."
[4:12pm] Alivi: Jafar looks out of it, dazed.
[4:13pm] Ragazzo: Shake.
[4:13pm] Alivi: Jafar is shaken
[4:13pm] Ragazzo: Selim magicks up a desk, and chair.
[4:13pm] Ragazzo: Sits jafar in it.
[4:13pm] Alivi: Roll for the magic!
[4:14pm] Ragazzo: 1d10+6 Resolve+Occult?
[4:14pm] Glacon: Ragazzo: Resolve+Occult?: 10 (1d10+6=4)
[4:14pm] Alivi: It works.
[4:15pm] Ragazzo: There's a paper and a quill and an ink pot on the table. "Were you conspiring to kidnap princess jasmine, and frame alladdin for other crimes you planned to commit?"
[4:15pm] Ragazzo: Selim kicks away jaffar's staff pieces.
[4:15pm] Ragazzo: Is aladdin still there?
[4:15pm] Alivi: He is.
[4:16pm] Alivi: Aladdin is a bit freaked.
[4:16pm] Alivi: "Er…are you allowed to do this?"
[4:16pm] Ragazzo: "I'm doing it, aren't I?"
[4:16pm] Alivi: "…I guess..."
[4:17pm] Alivi: "I just thought genies were..."
[4:17pm] Ragazzo: "It's not nice, and probably not legal, but I'll apologize afterwards."
[4:17pm] Ragazzo: "Now. You. Answer the question."
[4:17pm] Ragazzo: Back to jaffar.
[4:18pm] Alivi: "What?!"
[4:18pm] Ragazzo: "Were you-hang on."
[4:18pm] Alivi: "…what?"
[4:18pm] Ragazzo: "We'd need a notary for a legitimate confession right?"
[4:19pm] Ragazzo: Selim offhandedly heals any injuries jaffar might have.
[4:19pm] Alivi: "…..uh yes…."
[4:19pm] Ragazzo: "Yes. Right. I apologize for striking you. But you're a dangerous individual."
[4:19pm] Ragazzo: Selim summons a notary.
[4:20pm] Ragazzo: "And I'm under contract to protect this man." A nod to aladdin.
[4:20pm] Ragazzo: Does the notary appear?
[4:22pm] Alivi: Rollllll
[4:22pm] Ragazzo: 1d10+6 !!!
[4:22pm] Glacon: Ragazzo: !!!: 16 (1d10+6=10)
[4:22pm] Ragazzo: 1d10 HAH
[4:22pm] Glacon: Ragazzo: HAH: 3 (1d10=3)
[4:22pm] Alivi: "I see……you rubbed the lamp you Street rat!"
[4:22pm] Alivi: The notary appears
[4:22pm] Ragazzo: "Jaffar. I would suggest you not speak."
[4:22pm] Ragazzo: "Excuse me, sir?" To the notary.
[4:23pm] Ragazzo: "Could you come here?"
[4:23pm] Ragazzo: *speak unless spoken to
[4:23pm] Alivi: "Uh…sure…" He lumbers over.
[4:23pm] Ragazzo: "Thank you."
[4:24pm] Ragazzo: "I'm Selim. This is jaffar. And that's Alladdin."
[4:24pm] Ragazzo: "Who are you?"
[4:25pm] Alivi: "I am….Ragazzo..."
[4:26pm] Ragazzo: "Perfect. Then you know what I need you to do."
[4:26pm] Alivi: "….no?"
[4:26pm] Ragazzo: Redact
[4:26pm] Ragazzo: i re-thoguth that
[4:26pm] Ragazzo: too fourth wall breaking
[4:26pm] Ragazzo: "You're a notary?"
[4:27pm] Alivi: "Yes."
[4:27pm] Ragazzo: "A licensed official notary?"
[4:27pm] Alivi: "Yes...."
[4:27pm] Alivi: "I work for the Sultan himself…"
[4:28pm] Ragazzo: "Good. We're going to need you to authenticate this confession."
[4:28pm] Ragazzo: "Jaffar. Were you conspiring to kidnap the princess?"
[4:28pm] Alivi: "………no…."
[4:28pm] Alivi: He is obviously lying.
[4:28pm] Ragazzo: "The princess in question being Princess Jasmine."
[4:29pm] Ragazzo: "Don't. Lie. To. Me."
[4:29pm] Alivi: "I-I…."
[4:29pm] Ragazzo: "Yes. Or No."
[4:30pm] Alivi: "….yes…."
[4:30pm] Ragazzo: "Say it."
[4:31pm] Alivi: "Yes! YES!"
[4:31pm] Alivi: "I was..."
[4:31pm] Alivi: Aladdin is shocked.
[4:31pm] Alivi: "What??! Why Jasmine!?
[4:31pm] Ragazzo: "Aladdin. Quiet."
[4:32pm] Alivi: Aladdin shut ups
[4:32pm] Ragazzo: "Did you also intend to frame aladdin as the perpetrator of this crime, and then proceed to usurp the Sultan of Agrabah?"
[4:32pm] Alivi: "……" Jafar narrows his eyes, "Yes...."
[4:33pm] Ragazzo: Selim waves his hand at the paper on the table. It becomes a legal document outlining the crimes and conspiracies Jaffar confessed to.
[4:33pm] Ragazzo: "That's a confession. Sign it, and it is possible you will have a reduced sentence."
[4:34pm] Alivi: "No..."
[4:34pm] Ragazzo: "The alternative is much worse."
[4:34pm] Alivi: "...No..."
[4:34pm] Ragazzo: "I do not have to be nice."
[4:35pm] Ragazzo: "We have a confession already, a legal one, as witnessed by this Notary."
[4:35pm] Ragazzo: Selim looks at the notary. "Right?"
[4:36pm] PetraCore joined the chat room.
[4:37pm] Alivi: "Y-yes…."
[4:37pm] Alivi: Aladdin speaks up meekly. "Do we sing now?"
[4:37pm] Ragazzo: Does the notary look frightened?
[4:37pm] Ragazzo: "Not yet."
[4:37pm] Alivi: Yes
[4:37pm] Ragazzo: Selim rubs his temples.
[4:38pm] Ragazzo: "No one is going to be hurt. We're doing this properly. Please relax."
[4:38pm] Ragazzo: "Ragazzo, is this a legal confession?"
[4:38pm] Alivi: "Yes."
[4:38pm] Ragazzo: Does he mean it?
[4:39pm] Alivi: Yes
[4:40pm] Ragazzo: "Good. If he doesn't sign this confession, could we get him convicted and sentenced still?"
[4:40pm] Alivi: "…..uh yes…."
[4:40pm] Ragazzo: "Are you sure?"
[4:41pm] Alivi: "Yes."
[4:41pm] Alivi: "I-I mean sir! YES SIR!"
[4:41pm] Alivi: He is intimidated by Selim
[4:41pm] Ragazzo: "You can call me Selim."
[4:41pm] Ragazzo: "Please calm down."
[4:41pm] Ragazzo: "I'm not your superior."
[4:41pm] Alivi: "A-Ah....o-ok..."
[4:41pm] Ragazzo: "I need your professional opinion."
[4:41pm] Alivi: "Yes….he is just a genie." Jafar says with a hiss
[4:42pm] Ragazzo: "Can we add verbal and persistent racial harassment to the charges?"
[4:42pm] Ragazzo: "Do we have enough to convict this man?"
[4:42pm] Alivi: "Uh…sure….and we do."
[4:43pm] Ragazzo: "You're absolutely certain?"
[4:43pm] Ragazzo: "Jaffar, it is in your best interests to sign this confession."
[4:44pm] Alivi: "…..fine."
[4:44pm] Alivi: He reaches for the pen
[4:44pm] Ragazzo: Quill
[4:44pm] Ragazzo: Selim watches him intently.
[4:44pm] Alivi: Quill thingy.
[4:44pm] Alivi: He signs it.
[4:44pm] Ragazzo: He has a club still.
[4:44pm] Ragazzo: "Good."
[4:46pm] Ragazzo: "Ragazzo. I'm going to need you to come with us to the nearest guardhouse, and testify to the officers there Jaffar is in fact guilty."
[4:46pm] Ragazzo: "I'm very grateful for your assistance today."
[4:46pm] Alivi: "uhhhh ok..."
[4:46pm] Alivi: "Thank you."
[4:46pm] Alivi: Aladdin looks a bit confused.
[4:46pm] Alivi: "So…um….what do i do?"
[4:46pm] Ragazzo: "There may as yet be a monetary reward for your services, but I cannot speak as to when."
[4:47pm] Ragazzo: "You're coming too."
[4:47pm] Alivi: "Uhhhh ok, then we sing?"
[4:47pm] Ragazzo: "Soon."
[4:48pm] Alivi: "uuuuh ok."
[4:48pm] Ragazzo: Selim takes them all to the nearest guard house and turns jaffar in. Assumming there are no problems, can we gloss over this part?
[4:49pm] Alivi: yes
[4:50pm] Alivi: Jafar is turned in,
[4:50pm] Ragazzo: Selim sends the notary home with thanks, and a heart smile of gratitude
[4:50pm] Ragazzo: Then takes the street rat and him back to the roof
[4:50pm] Alivi: The notary leaves
[4:50pm] Alivi: Aladdin watches Selim.
[4:50pm] Ragazzo: Vaporizes the remains of jarar's staff
[4:51pm] Alivi: "Uh…."
[4:51pm] Ragazzo: jaffar's
[4:51pm] Ragazzo: "Now."
[4:51pm] Ragazzo: "Here's my advice."
[4:51pm] Alivi: "….uh ok?"
[4:52pm] Ragazzo: "One. Do not lie about any of this to Jasmine or anyone. Be honest."
[4:52pm] Alivi: "uh…ok…."
[4:52pm] Ragazzo: "Two. Do not use your wishes to make Jasmine like you. Do that on your own."
[4:52pm] Alivi: "im just a street-"
[4:52pm] Alivi: "What?!"
[4:52pm] Ragazzo: "You're a good person."
[4:52pm] Alivi: "….I am?"
[4:52pm] Ragazzo: "Listen."
[4:52pm] Ragazzo: "Yes."
[4:52pm] Ragazzo: "Quiet now please."
[4:53pm] Ragazzo: "You can wish for wealth. Fame. An empire."
[4:53pm] Ragazzo: "But do not wish for her to like you. Or expect her too."
[4:53pm] Ragazzo: "You, and her, and everyone will be happier if you do this right."
[4:53pm] Ragazzo: "Understand?"
[4:54pm] Alivi: "Uhhhh yes…."
[4:54pm] Ragazzo: "Good. Now. You are already probably going to be in good graces with the sultan for this."
[4:54pm] Alivi: "yea..I dunno how to thank you..."
[4:55pm] Ragazzo: "Just keepy oru promise form before. Now, I suggest you wish first of ra safe, sustainable reserve of wealth. Not a /lot/. But enought hat you won't be tied to the throne's fortune."
[4:55pm] Ragazzo: *keep your
[4:55pm] Ragazzo: *from
[4:56pm] Alivi: "Uh…..ok I wish for those two things…."
[4:56pm] Ragazzo: "No."
[4:56pm] Ragazzo: "That was one thing."
[4:57pm] Ragazzo: "But ok"
[4:58pm] Ragazzo: Selim grants the first wish with a very unshowy clap of his hands. Deeds and documents detailing Aladdin's established an dofficial account, at several banks of good repute appear. At the same time these banks will have /always/ had these absolutely legitimate accounts.
[4:58pm] Alivi: "…I wish for a musical number?"
[4:58pm] Ragazzo: "....do you have to."
[4:59pm] Alivi: "HEY! WHOSE WISHES ARE THESE?!"
[4:59pm] Ragazzo: "There's so much more good you could do."
[4:59pm] Alivi: Aladdin seems embarassed.
[4:59pm] Alivi: "Like what?"
[4:59pm] Ragazzo: "The wealth, propserity, and peaceful advancement of this world?"
[4:59pm] Ragazzo: "Or hell, jsut this kingdom."
[4:59pm] Alivi: "………………"
[4:59pm] Alivi: "FIne........."
[4:59pm] Ragazzo: "Your friends and family?"
[4:59pm] Alivi: He mutters something about musical numbers under his breath.
[5:00pm] Alivi: "I wish for blahblahblah friends and family and advancement of the world."
[5:01pm] Ragazzo: "To be absolutely clear, you are wishing to bring about an relatively unending age of wealth, propserity, and peaceful advancement of this world?"
[5:01pm] Ragazzo: "Just say yes or no."
[5:01pm] Alivi: "Yes."
[5:01pm] Ragazzo: Selim makes it so with a clap of his hands. Againm unshowy.
[5:01pm] Ragazzo: "Now. Your third wish. Please."
[5:01pm] Alivi: "You are a shitty Genie."
[5:02pm] Alivi: "I wish you were a bett-"
[5:02pm] Ragazzo: "And understand that now you can have dance and song numbers with /willing/ people."
[5:02pm] Ragazzo: "...."
[5:02pm] Ragazzo: "I will punch you aladdin."
[5:02pm] Alivi: Aladdin pauses. "I wish you were free..."
[5:03pm] Ragazzo: "Free of this lamp, and whatever it is that made me go through this nonsense?"
[5:03pm] Ragazzo: "Say that, please."
[5:03pm] Alivi: "I wish you were free of this lamp and whatever it was that made you go through with this nonsense."
[5:03pm] Ragazzo: Selim claps his hands.
[5:03pm] Ragazzo: t is fdone.
[5:04pm] Alivi: And BAM.
[5:04pm] Alivi: Return to #bsaa-ic