SCP-3567-J

By Dr. S████ ███████
Item #:SCP-3567-J
Object Class: EUCLID

Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-4567 is to be contained inside its containment flask at all times at Research Sector-██ holding cell. A humanoid mannequin with an attached simulated male reproductive organ is to be issue to the subject as part of the subject fellatio containment. If the subject has not performed its fellatio for multiple days, this may cause the subject to [REDACTED]. The subject may be removed from its holding cell for testing upon approval from Level 2 personnel. The subject may be removed from its containment flask for testing upon approval from Level 4 Personal. In case of a containment breach Mobile Task Force: Hetro-6 designated “Anti-Trap Squad” must be alerted immediately. Any personnel who made contact with the subject must engage in the “Protocol November-Oscar-Uniform” (see addendum section for additional information on the protocol” in order to avoid infection from "The Gay”, an infectious agent released by SCP-3567-J.

Description:
The subject is a small, approximately 2 inches wide and 2 inches in height. SCP-4567 is modeled after an Anime character (Japanese Animation) from the series F███ █████████ called “Astolfo” which in the story is a very feminine-like male character, possibly a transsexual. The Object appeared to be a small cheap mascot plush made out of Polyester with white body, pink hair, and a black bow. Its original manufacturer is M██ ███████ but the manufacturer date is unknown. It has a female robotic sounding text-to-speech like voice which is able to communicate in over 64 languages, depending on its victim despite it only speaks a few sentences which seems to not correlate except after performing falletio which it would call the victim “gay”.
The Subject is able to release an infectious agent called “The Gay” which can cause homosexuality within the agent receiver hormones (see addendum section for additional details on “The Gay”). The subject does this by approaching its nearest male victim and engages in falletio, willingly or forcefully. After the falletio has completed, the subject will speak to the victim in his native tongue, saying “You’re gay.” The only way for the victim to avoid infection from “The Gay” is to engage in Protocol November-Oscar-Uniform (see addendum section for additional information on the protocol).
The subject appears to be sentient and able to navigate on its own despite having lacks of limbs or any other mediums. The subject is moves in a horizontal sliding manner with no visible moving parts visible. The nature of its movement is currently unknown and is being research by Dr. J████ ███████.

Recovery Log: Subject was recovered on ██/██/20██ at an alleyway near [REDACTED] by Agent J███ █████ working undercover as an officer at City of ████ Police Department responding to a 911 sexual harassment call. Both the subject and the victim were placed into custody and sent to Site 81 for research & evaluation. The victim of the subject now classified as VICTIM-3567-1 and is now kept under monitor at Sector-██.

Addendum-01: Several interviews has been performed with SCP-3567-J. The subject been interviewed by both male and female interviewer both with different results.

Interviewed: SCP-3567-J
Interviewer: Dr. M██████ ██████
Foreword: An interview with SCP-3567-J with a male interviewer (Dr. M██████ ██████) after observing that it communicates with SCP-3567-J-1 at a secured interrogation room at Sector-██.

<Begin Log, 16:20, ██/██/20██>
Dr. ██████: So, I heard you are capable of speech. May I ask, what is your intent?
SCP-3567-J: Traps are gay lol.
Dr. ██████: What do you mean?
SCP-3567-J: The d████ only makes it better.
Dr. ██████: Ok…
SCP-3567-J: Ur gay xd.
Dr. ██████: You are not making any sense here. I am just going to wrap this up.
SCP-3567-J: U r super ultramegatron gay.
<End Log, 16:23, ██/██/20██>

Closing Statement: The subjects appears to have no correlation in its speech except making “Traps Jokes” and calling its recipients gay.

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Interviewed: SCP-3567-J
Interviewer: Dr. W████ ████
Foreword: The interview with SCP-3567 is attempted again but with a female interviewer (Dr. W████ ████) in Secured Interrogation Room ██ at Sector-██

<Begin Log, 09:11, ██/██/20██>
Dr.████: Good Morning, 3567.
SCP-3567-J: Are traps gay xd?
Dr.████: I don’t know, you tell me.
SCP-3567-J: SUCC
Dr.████: Sorry, I am not authorized for that.
SCP-3567-J: N████ u gay
Dr.████: I’m a women, how could I be gay?
SCP-3567-J: Ur mom gay
<End Log, 16:23, ██/██/20██>

Closing Statement: After Dr.████ mentioned that she’s is a female and she cannot be gay the subject seems to have a different respond. After the subject responded, the interview was terminated due to [REDACTED].

Addendum-02:
“The Gay”: The gay is a substance in which indulge the recipient to release an abnormal amount of homosexual hormones. Infected subject may suffer from saying “Traps are not gay”, “If there’s a hole, there’s a way” or “Gimme dat boi pussi”, or using terms like “Benis”, “Boi Pussi”, and “Bulge owo”. Infected subject can be observed by its interest in Traps or other males. Some infected subject may even experience transitioning into a “Trap” which when a male subject starts to apply female traits starting from clothing to body build.

Protocol November-Oscar-Uniform: This protocol is used to repel the infection of “The Gay”. The procedure is significantly simple. If contacted by SCP-3567-J, the subject must yell the word “NO U” as loudly as they can after SCP-3567-J calls you homosexual in order to prevent an infection. A counter-measure variation of this protocol can be done with the word “No homo” right after receiving contact with SCP-3567-J, which most oftenly occurs as a sudden and unexpected attack by the subject to the victim's crotch which then quickly escalates to an intense homosexually confused act of fellatio. This would avoid SCP-3567-J to be able to call you a homosexual.

Further tests will include premature methods to neutralize SCP-3567-J by shouting "Thou Art Gay" right infront of it and will be documented as Project: Golf-Alpha-Yankee. -Godspeed to all the men-

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