https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTuTi1QoTr0 - Dancing Queen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_FD015vnqI - instrumental

Throwing stars
Headband tied
Naruto is what you like
Konoha
is in your dreams
You are a spastic weeb

Friday night don't know what to do
Whines a lonely weaboo
Your waifu is the purest
FMA's your thing,
You are the Host Club king

He thinks Death Note is sublime
Only knows Gundam's popular lines

Daijobou Konichiwa
Arigato senpai
You know all the Shikai chants
And you never wear pants

you are a spastic weeb
young and sweet
still not japanese
spastic weeb
would you please stop typing xd
uuuuuwuuuuuu
anime
ain't your culture
won't you please go get a job
uuuuwuuuu

Subs are hard
dubs are king
ooo there's a spastic weeb

See the TV turn it on
Toonami has been long gone
Trying to be a fansubber
Moonrunes confuse you
Moving straight to Japan
And you don't understand

YOU ARE A SPASTIC WEEB
WILL GO 'SQUEE'
UNEXPECTEDLY

SPASTIC WEEB
LIKES DAN GREEN
UNIRONICALLY, OH YEAHHHHHH

anime
is your life
you watch it every night
hi senpai
shout banzai
That is a spastic weeb
That is a spastic weeb