/mlp/ one off: Rarity pimps out Rainbow

>"Now remember, we don't want to take any chances so you have to get him away from public and somewhere more private..."
>"We need him thoroughly 'distracted' while I get to work on that little secret."
>"This will be easy! You're making a fuss over nothing, we both know he's already smitten with you."
>"I made sure you looked the part and you look just ripe enough to pick off a tree."
>"Under all your brashness there was a feminine charmer and I just brought her out for the world to see!"
>"Now all we need is for you to do your thing, and let him know you're interested."
>"Oh ho ho ho, Darling it's just like drama classes and you put on a big act and ring him in."
>"Surely you can act can't you?"

>"I'm sure you'll do fine, and after that I'm sure he'll be out like a light!"
>"Don't worry Rainbow dear, you'll just have to give him a little hoofsie."
>"You're looking a bit pale Darling, what's the matter?"
>"Whaaaat you're still a virgin, you?"
>"What about all of those stallions with their signs, and their proclamations?"
>"You always chickened out? You can't be serious."
>"Well, what did you think you were going to be doing all dressed up?"
>"You know as well as I do that when a pony put on clothes it can be a signal, don't you?"
>"You're just adorable~"
>"Oh it's no big thing, you might be 'magically challenged' for the finer movements, but any mare can do it."
>"Just take your hooves like so and stroke it lightly, the heated tension building between you two as you lock e-"
>"...Even better!"
>"You've even got some wings on you, I bet any stallion would love to feel them wrapped around, yes that's perfect!"
>"If you can't give him a hoof then a wing-job will do just nicely."
>"Come on now don't be a prude, we need to get inside, Twilight's depending on us, and I'm depending on you!"
>"You're being over dramatic, it's just playing pretend for a day.
>"No ones asking you to get married, and your mare hood will stay untouched for the act I guarantee it."

>"Look at it another way, you want to prove you're not a fillyfooler, now's your chance!"
>"Ehh yes... there's been a bit of gossip I might have overheard in Ponyville in relation to your... interests."
>"You can't really be surprised."
>"You're always off with Applejack, and all that time spending time with Fluttershy alone."
>"Of course you wouldn't over hear ponies, when you're just up in the clouds all day lounging around."
>"She has Discord Darling, why would they believe that about her?"
>"Yes, I'm afraid so just you."
>"I can't tell you that! They would hate me!"
>"Your reputation!?, What about mine?"
>"Listen, I won't tell a soul, and who would believe him anyways?"
>"We're going to lose our chance before long and it will slip through our hooves."
>"The Rainbow I know wouldn't back down from a challenge, now are you Rainbow Dash or are you not Rainbow Dash!?"
>"Buck up sweetie, you don't look like a 'Rainbow Trash', you look stunning if I do say so myself."
>"Why I even picked out the dress specifically for you to bring out those big beautiful eyes, no pony else can make it work quite like you~"
>"Ah ah ah, I won't hear another word of you demeaning yourself like this!"
>"I have just the thing to turn that frown upside down, wait right here one moment."
>"Help me out dearie, which one you think we should go with?"
>"This one? That says 'I'll take you for a ride you won't forget' or this one that says 'please be gentle with my delicate flower.'?"
>"Symbolism my dear Dashie, you don't really think colors are meaningless do you? It's a very well known and powerful subject."
>"It's part of the reason ponies think that way about you, with your mane."
>"I know it's not fair dear, no pony has a choice over it.
>"We can't control how others might think, but what we /can/ do is help them change their mind!"
>"Now hold still, we just need one more little thing and I've been meaning to try it out."
>"Here it comes Darling, the piece de resistance..."

>"My word, language! It's a good thing Sweetie Belle isn't here right now!"
>"Absolutely not! It could very well be the most important piece, and it fits you so well."
>"Well it is part of the set, to go along with all of the other jewelry that accents your mane."
>"You don't like it? But you chose the color yourself, and you had a great eye!"
>"I was going to wear them myself, but now you'll have to tell me how it felt being the center of attraction."
>"It's not for him, it's for you! You'll know it's there and it will help along the mood..."
>"A blush does look good on you, and it brings a lovely contrast to your coat."
>"Of course it's clean, what kind of a pony do you take me for?"
>"Afraid I can't do that, it has an enchantment that activates once magic is used."
>"I suppose I could have used my hooves but I went with the easiest way"
>"Would you rather have me used my muzzle like an Earth Pony?"
>"Exactly, you don't need to feel that and I certainly wouldn't want to get dirty."
>"Excuse me, I shower just as often as you, but you had another... reputation."
>"We'll take it out later right after I promise, you wouldn't want to leave it in all day long."
>"Stop squirming, that's only going to make it worse, unless... That's what you want?"
>"There, that's much better isn't it? Now we'll just cover you up with your new dress.
>"Ohohoho~ if any stallion knew /that/ was there I bet that he would barely be able to contain himself."
>"This will be good for you, trust me. It will feel empowering and exciting!"
>"Consider this one small step towards making you into a proper lady, and just think how much more confident you'll be with the boys afterwords."
>"A new you, a side of the 'Rainbow' never before been seen, starts today!"
>"And how often do you get to be the one who has a story to tell for later?"
>"Oh and do slip into these please, we can't have you leaving a trail or have things getting too steamy..."
>"Now off you go, and remember to smi-le!"