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Eng Elliot the Littlest Reindeer (2018)

Dec 8th, 2018
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  3. Subtitles by explosiveskull
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  7. Thanks for taking
  8. the time to do this, Santa.
  9.  
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  12. I know how busy you
  13. are this time of year.
  14.  
  15. 4
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  17. We
  18. certainly are, Corkie.
  19.  
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  22. But we've always got time
  23. for our favorite reporter.
  24.  
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  27. Especially after what
  28. happened last year.
  29.  
  30. 7
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  32. Am I right?
  33.  
  34. 8
  35. 00:01:29,410 --> 00:01:31,745
  36. Never underestimate the power
  37. of a well-positioned puff piece
  38.  
  39. 9
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  41. to make the public forget.
  42.  
  43. 10
  44. 00:01:34,594 --> 00:01:36,065
  45. I'm kidding.
  46.  
  47. 11
  48. 00:01:36,067 --> 00:01:37,184
  49. This is going to be some
  50. hard-hitting journalism
  51.  
  52. 12
  53. 00:01:37,186 --> 00:01:39,136
  54. right here.
  55.  
  56. 13
  57. 00:01:39,138 --> 00:01:42,241
  58. Again, kidding.
  59.  
  60. 14
  61. 00:01:42,243 --> 00:01:43,522
  62. How about you just
  63. show me the reindeer?
  64.  
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  67. As you can see, we have no
  68. problems with the reindeer...
  69.  
  70. 16
  71. 00:01:55,778 --> 00:01:57,440
  72. no problems at all.
  73.  
  74. 17
  75. 00:01:57,442 --> 00:01:59,968
  76. We've got everything
  77. under control.
  78.  
  79. 18
  80. 00:01:59,970 --> 00:02:01,793
  81. You're gonna want to
  82. write that one down.
  83.  
  84. 19
  85. 00:02:01,795 --> 00:02:03,713
  86. "Everything under control."
  87.  
  88. 20
  89. 00:02:03,715 --> 00:02:04,416
  90. Yeah.
  91.  
  92. 21
  93. 00:02:04,418 --> 00:02:05,665
  94. Wow.
  95.  
  96. 22
  97. 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:07,072
  98. I can see that.
  99.  
  100. 23
  101. 00:02:07,074 --> 00:02:08,993
  102. It's almost like you don't
  103. even need to establish
  104.  
  105. 24
  106. 00:02:08,995 --> 00:02:11,904
  107. the training camps.
  108.  
  109. 25
  110. 00:02:11,906 --> 00:02:15,200
  111. There's just one thing.
  112.  
  113. 26
  114. 00:02:15,202 --> 00:02:16,481
  115. Shouldn't there
  116. be eight of them?
  117.  
  118. 27
  119. 00:02:16,483 --> 00:02:17,121
  120. What?
  121.  
  122. 28
  123. 00:02:17,123 --> 00:02:19,296
  124. Well, of course, there is...
  125.  
  126. 29
  127. 00:02:19,298 --> 00:02:23,041
  128. four, five, six, seven.
  129.  
  130. 30
  131. 00:02:23,043 --> 00:02:23,843
  132. Oh, no.
  133.  
  134. 31
  135. 00:02:57,890 --> 00:02:59,649
  136. Big dreamers dream big.
  137.  
  138. 32
  139. 00:02:59,651 --> 00:03:00,544
  140. Come on, Elliot.
  141.  
  142. 33
  143. 00:03:00,546 --> 00:03:02,016
  144. You can do better than that.
  145.  
  146. 34
  147. 00:03:02,018 --> 00:03:04,544
  148. Big dreamers dream big.
  149.  
  150. 35
  151. 00:03:04,546 --> 00:03:07,295
  152. I still can't hear you.
  153.  
  154. 36
  155. 00:03:07,297 --> 00:03:09,248
  156. Big
  157. dreamers dream big!
  158.  
  159. 37
  160. 00:03:09,250 --> 00:03:11,457
  161. That's what
  162. I'm talking about!
  163.  
  164. 38
  165. 00:03:11,459 --> 00:03:13,152
  166. Well, don't just stand
  167. there grinning like a fool.
  168.  
  169. 39
  170. 00:03:13,154 --> 00:03:14,112
  171. Go!
  172.  
  173. 40
  174. 00:03:14,114 --> 00:03:15,651
  175. Go, go, go.
  176.  
  177. 41
  178. 00:03:20,803 --> 00:03:21,667
  179. Go, go, go.
  180.  
  181. 42
  182. 00:03:28,674 --> 00:03:30,305
  183. Come on, Elliot.
  184. Go, go.
  185.  
  186. 43
  187. 00:03:30,307 --> 00:03:30,755
  188. Move!
  189.  
  190. 44
  191. 00:03:34,915 --> 00:03:37,792
  192. 14.59 seconds exactly.
  193.  
  194. 45
  195. 00:03:37,794 --> 00:03:38,913
  196. Yes!
  197.  
  198. 46
  199. 00:03:38,915 --> 00:03:39,873
  200. Yes!
  201.  
  202. 47
  203. 00:03:39,875 --> 00:03:41,185
  204. I finally broke 15 seconds.
  205.  
  206. 48
  207. 00:03:41,187 --> 00:03:44,031
  208. 127th time's the charm.
  209.  
  210. 49
  211. 00:03:44,033 --> 00:03:45,857
  212. Let's hit the salt lick.
  213.  
  214. 50
  215. 00:03:45,859 --> 00:03:48,705
  216. Aren't you
  217. forgetting something?
  218.  
  219. 51
  220. 00:03:48,707 --> 00:03:51,617
  221. Actually, I thought maybe
  222. we could skip it today?
  223.  
  224. 52
  225. 00:03:51,619 --> 00:03:52,512
  226. Oh, sure.
  227.  
  228. 53
  229. 00:03:52,514 --> 00:03:53,537
  230. Why not?
  231.  
  232. 54
  233. 00:03:53,539 --> 00:03:55,551
  234. Cutting a workout short
  235. never hurt anyone, right?
  236.  
  237. 55
  238. 00:03:55,553 --> 00:03:56,577
  239. Exactly.
  240.  
  241. 56
  242. 00:03:56,579 --> 00:03:58,016
  243. - Thanks, Hazel.
  244. - Hah.
  245.  
  246. 57
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  248. That's so funny.
  249.  
  250. 58
  251. 00:03:59,394 --> 00:04:00,960
  252. What's that thing
  253. coach always says?
  254.  
  255. 59
  256. 00:04:00,962 --> 00:04:03,905
  257. "Success trains,
  258. failure complains"?
  259.  
  260. 60
  261. 00:04:03,907 --> 00:04:06,017
  262. No, that's not it.
  263.  
  264. 61
  265. 00:04:06,019 --> 00:04:07,584
  266. "The moment you
  267. quit is the moment
  268.  
  269. 62
  270. 00:04:07,586 --> 00:04:09,695
  271. you let someone else win"?
  272.  
  273. 63
  274. 00:04:09,697 --> 00:04:10,497
  275. No!
  276.  
  277. 64
  278. 00:04:10,499 --> 00:04:11,968
  279. No, Hazel, no.
  280.  
  281. 65
  282. 00:04:11,970 --> 00:04:13,888
  283. That's not it, either.
  284.  
  285. 66
  286. 00:04:13,890 --> 00:04:15,264
  287. Oh, I know.
  288.  
  289. 67
  290. 00:04:15,266 --> 00:04:16,671
  291. "If it's important,
  292. you'll find a way.
  293.  
  294. 68
  295. 00:04:16,673 --> 00:04:18,368
  296. If not, you'll find an excuse."
  297.  
  298. 69
  299. 00:04:18,370 --> 00:04:20,065
  300. That's it!
  301.  
  302. 70
  303. 00:04:20,067 --> 00:04:23,073
  304. Oh, that phrase just popped
  305. in my head so out of the blue.
  306.  
  307. 71
  308. 00:04:23,075 --> 00:04:24,867
  309. Isn't that so funny and weird?
  310.  
  311. 72
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  313. Fine.
  314.  
  315. 73
  316. 00:04:29,602 --> 00:04:30,144
  317. OK.
  318.  
  319. 74
  320. 00:04:30,146 --> 00:04:31,841
  321. Forget I said anything.
  322.  
  323. 75
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  325. I'll do it.
  326.  
  327. 76
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  329. I don't know why we're
  330. bothering with this.
  331.  
  332. 77
  333. 00:04:46,338 --> 00:04:47,520
  334. Really, just give
  335. it a decade or two,
  336.  
  337. 78
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  339. and global warming is going to
  340. make this a total non-issue.
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  344. Call me crazy, Elliot, but I
  345. don't think our strategy should
  346.  
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  349. be predicated on an ecological
  350. catastrophe from which
  351.  
  352. 81
  353. 00:04:55,586 --> 00:04:58,432
  354. the world will never recover.
  355.  
  356. 82
  357. 00:04:58,434 --> 00:04:59,299
  358. Well, when you
  359. put it that way...
  360.  
  361. 83
  362. 00:05:03,809 --> 00:05:04,575
  363. All right.
  364.  
  365. 84
  366. 00:05:04,577 --> 00:05:05,313
  367. OK, good.
  368.  
  369. 85
  370. 00:05:05,315 --> 00:05:06,560
  371. Good start.
  372.  
  373. 86
  374. 00:05:06,562 --> 00:05:08,001
  375. That's what you always say.
  376.  
  377. 87
  378. 00:05:08,003 --> 00:05:11,169
  379. Try dispersing your
  380. weight more evenly.
  381.  
  382. 88
  383. 00:05:11,171 --> 00:05:11,841
  384. That's it!
  385.  
  386. 89
  387. 00:05:11,843 --> 00:05:12,897
  388. You're doing it!
  389.  
  390. 90
  391. 00:05:12,899 --> 00:05:14,304
  392. I... I can't believe it!
  393.  
  394. 91
  395. 00:05:14,306 --> 00:05:17,058
  396. It's working!
  397. Uh-oh.
  398.  
  399. 92
  400. 00:05:20,579 --> 00:05:22,433
  401. And that, ladies
  402. and goats, is why
  403.  
  404. 93
  405. 00:05:22,435 --> 00:05:24,479
  406. Santa's always used reindeer.
  407.  
  408. 94
  409. 00:05:24,481 --> 00:05:26,560
  410. Um, a little help here?
  411.  
  412. 95
  413. 00:05:26,562 --> 00:05:27,332
  414. Ah, hold your
  415. miniature horses.
  416.  
  417. 96
  418. 00:05:32,290 --> 00:05:34,432
  419. What are you two doing
  420. messing with the climate
  421.  
  422. 97
  423. 00:05:34,434 --> 00:05:35,617
  424. generator again?
  425.  
  426. 98
  427. 00:05:35,619 --> 00:05:38,176
  428. These things are dangerous!
  429.  
  430. 99
  431. 00:05:38,178 --> 00:05:39,968
  432. I think I hear Peanut
  433. Butter calling me.
  434.  
  435. 100
  436. 00:05:39,970 --> 00:05:41,632
  437. Coming!
  438.  
  439. 101
  440. 00:05:41,634 --> 00:05:43,520
  441. They already broke
  442. the off button.
  443.  
  444. 102
  445. 00:05:43,522 --> 00:05:44,193
  446. Next thing you
  447. know, they'll bust
  448.  
  449. 103
  450. 00:05:44,195 --> 00:05:46,047
  451. the emergency shut down, too.
  452.  
  453. 104
  454. 00:05:46,049 --> 00:05:47,841
  455. Ah, coach, you worry too much.
  456.  
  457. 105
  458. 00:05:50,498 --> 00:05:51,776
  459. Hey, guess what?
  460.  
  461. 106
  462. 00:05:51,778 --> 00:05:54,464
  463. I finally broke 15 seconds!
  464.  
  465. 107
  466. 00:05:56,322 --> 00:05:58,305
  467. I mean, yeah, there's still
  468. the whole can't climb a snow
  469.  
  470. 108
  471. 00:05:58,307 --> 00:05:59,616
  472. drift issue to contend with.
  473.  
  474. 109
  475. 00:05:59,618 --> 00:06:01,537
  476. But if you just
  477. give me a chance,
  478.  
  479. 110
  480. 00:06:01,539 --> 00:06:03,905
  481. I know I'd have a shot
  482. at making Santa's team.
  483.  
  484. 111
  485. 00:06:03,907 --> 00:06:04,608
  486. I just know it.
  487.  
  488. 112
  489. 00:06:04,610 --> 00:06:06,240
  490. Elliot, I can't
  491. understand you.
  492.  
  493. 113
  494. 00:06:06,242 --> 00:06:07,969
  495. I'm not one of Santa's elves.
  496.  
  497. 114
  498. 00:06:09,123 --> 00:06:09,695
  499. Go on now.
  500.  
  501. 115
  502. 00:06:09,697 --> 00:06:10,625
  503. Get!
  504.  
  505. 116
  506. 00:06:10,627 --> 00:06:11,680
  507. Goat run's about to start.
  508.  
  509. 117
  510. 00:06:11,682 --> 00:06:13,985
  511. Aw, coach, not the goats!
  512.  
  513. 118
  514. 00:06:13,987 --> 00:06:14,751
  515. Peanut Butter can handle the...
  516.  
  517. 119
  518. 00:06:14,753 --> 00:06:16,415
  519. Goats, Elliot.
  520.  
  521. 120
  522. 00:06:16,417 --> 00:06:18,082
  523. - I wanted to show you my moves!
  524. - Now!
  525.  
  526. 121
  527. 00:06:22,275 --> 00:06:23,135
  528. Goats.
  529.  
  530. 122
  531. 00:06:23,137 --> 00:06:23,903
  532. Goats.
  533.  
  534. 123
  535. 00:06:23,905 --> 00:06:25,120
  536. So many goats.
  537.  
  538. 124
  539. 00:06:25,122 --> 00:06:27,456
  540. Line up in an orderly fashion.
  541.  
  542. 125
  543. 00:06:27,458 --> 00:06:28,832
  544. Oh.
  545.  
  546. 126
  547. 00:06:28,834 --> 00:06:32,127
  548. For the love of...
  549. work with me, goats.
  550.  
  551. 127
  552. 00:06:32,129 --> 00:06:35,423
  553. Ah, get off me, [INAUDIBLE].
  554.  
  555. 128
  556. 00:06:35,425 --> 00:06:36,609
  557. You're late!
  558.  
  559. 129
  560. 00:06:36,611 --> 00:06:39,488
  561. And these fool goats
  562. won't herd themselves.
  563.  
  564. 130
  565. 00:06:39,490 --> 00:06:40,288
  566. What?
  567.  
  568. 131
  569. 00:06:40,290 --> 00:06:42,399
  570. - Who are you calling a fool?
  571. - You!
  572.  
  573. 132
  574. 00:06:42,401 --> 00:06:44,608
  575. You great cloven-hooved ninny.
  576.  
  577. 133
  578. 00:06:44,610 --> 00:06:46,369
  579. You have
  580. responsibilities, Elliot.
  581.  
  582. 134
  583. 00:06:46,371 --> 00:06:48,352
  584. Ugh.
  585. Let's just get this over with.
  586.  
  587. 135
  588. 00:06:48,354 --> 00:06:50,080
  589. I should totally be
  590. carbo-loading right now.
  591.  
  592. 136
  593. 00:06:50,082 --> 00:06:52,417
  594. I'll have you know
  595. the running of the goats
  596.  
  597. 137
  598. 00:06:52,419 --> 00:06:55,136
  599. has been a beloved and
  600. dignified tradition
  601.  
  602. 138
  603. 00:06:55,138 --> 00:06:57,025
  604. for more than 25 years!
  605.  
  606. 139
  607. 00:06:57,027 --> 00:06:58,496
  608. Heads up, old man!
  609.  
  610. 140
  611. 00:07:02,274 --> 00:07:04,545
  612. Oh, yeah, so dignified.
  613.  
  614. 141
  615. 00:07:04,547 --> 00:07:06,051
  616. Oh, shut it.
  617.  
  618. 142
  619. 00:07:25,026 --> 00:07:26,592
  620. Miss Ludzinka?
  621.  
  622. 143
  623. 00:07:26,594 --> 00:07:27,841
  624. Hello.
  625.  
  626. 144
  627. 00:07:27,843 --> 00:07:30,432
  628. Didn't we schedule your
  629. walk through for tomorrow?
  630.  
  631. 145
  632. 00:07:30,434 --> 00:07:32,097
  633. I come today.
  634.  
  635. 146
  636. 00:07:32,099 --> 00:07:34,527
  637. I can
  638. see that, and that's awesome.
  639.  
  640. 147
  641. 00:07:34,529 --> 00:07:36,352
  642. It's just I've got
  643. this open house...
  644.  
  645. 148
  646. 00:07:36,354 --> 00:07:38,817
  647. Today!
  648.  
  649. 149
  650. 00:07:38,819 --> 00:07:39,999
  651. OK, then.
  652.  
  653. 150
  654. 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:40,675
  655. Great chat.
  656.  
  657. 151
  658. 00:07:45,890 --> 00:07:47,040
  659. I haven't seen
  660. a crowd like this
  661.  
  662. 152
  663. 00:07:47,042 --> 00:07:49,473
  664. since I was but a wee fawn.
  665.  
  666. 153
  667. 00:07:49,475 --> 00:07:52,736
  668. This calls for an
  669. inspirational speech.
  670.  
  671. 154
  672. 00:07:53,666 --> 00:07:54,751
  673. Oh, man.
  674.  
  675. 155
  676. 00:07:54,753 --> 00:07:58,239
  677. Goats of witty
  678. pity, hear me now.
  679.  
  680. 156
  681. 00:07:58,241 --> 00:08:00,481
  682. You've come to run
  683. as free gourdes,
  684.  
  685. 157
  686. 00:08:00,483 --> 00:08:03,136
  687. and free goats you are.
  688.  
  689. 158
  690. 00:08:03,138 --> 00:08:05,088
  691. The old coot's
  692. finally lost it.
  693.  
  694. 159
  695. 00:08:05,090 --> 00:08:07,296
  696. You're assuming
  697. he ever had it.
  698.  
  699. 160
  700. 00:08:07,298 --> 00:08:11,104
  701. What will you
  702. do with that freedom, goats?
  703.  
  704. 161
  705. 00:08:14,817 --> 00:08:16,672
  706. Mm, no.
  707.  
  708. 162
  709. 00:08:16,674 --> 00:08:17,728
  710. Ay, goats.
  711.  
  712. 163
  713. 00:08:17,730 --> 00:08:19,551
  714. Learn, and you may die.
  715.  
  716. 164
  717. 00:08:19,553 --> 00:08:21,215
  718. Goat run, and you'll live...
  719.  
  720. 165
  721. 00:08:21,217 --> 00:08:22,657
  722. at least a while.
  723.  
  724. 166
  725. 00:08:22,659 --> 00:08:24,896
  726. What kind of a
  727. pep talk is this?
  728.  
  729. 167
  730. 00:08:24,898 --> 00:08:25,345
  731. But would
  732. you be willing to trade...
  733.  
  734. 168
  735. 00:08:25,347 --> 00:08:26,112
  736. All right.
  737.  
  738. 169
  739. 00:08:26,114 --> 00:08:26,913
  740. That's it.
  741.  
  742. 170
  743. 00:08:26,915 --> 00:08:27,584
  744. ...everything for one
  745.  
  746. 171
  747. 00:08:27,586 --> 00:08:28,896
  748. chance to tell your enemies...
  749.  
  750. 172
  751. 00:08:29,858 --> 00:08:32,192
  752. ...that
  753. they may take our goats,
  754.  
  755. 173
  756. 00:08:32,194 --> 00:08:35,393
  757. but they will never
  758. take our goat land!
  759.  
  760. 174
  761. 00:08:38,722 --> 00:08:41,857
  762. Jeez, take it
  763. easy, Peanut Butter.
  764.  
  765. 175
  766. 00:08:41,859 --> 00:08:42,724
  767. Hello, goat.
  768.  
  769. 176
  770. 00:08:54,881 --> 00:08:57,055
  771. Nice duck and
  772. weave, Blueberry.
  773.  
  774. 177
  775. 00:08:57,057 --> 00:08:57,985
  776. Thanks!
  777.  
  778. 178
  779. 00:09:01,410 --> 00:09:05,216
  780. Yee!
  781. Ha, ha!
  782.  
  783. 179
  784. 00:09:05,218 --> 00:09:05,508
  785. Oh!
  786.  
  787. 180
  788. 00:09:10,337 --> 00:09:12,131
  789. Uh!
  790. Ah!
  791.  
  792. 181
  793. 00:09:17,666 --> 00:09:18,592
  794. Thanks, Elliot.
  795.  
  796. 182
  797. 00:09:21,634 --> 00:09:24,383
  798. Oh, I forgot how
  799. good adulation feels.
  800.  
  801. 183
  802. 00:09:24,385 --> 00:09:26,592
  803. I'm pretty sure
  804. they're cheering for me.
  805.  
  806. 184
  807. 00:09:26,594 --> 00:09:27,425
  808. Yeah.
  809.  
  810. 185
  811. 00:09:27,427 --> 00:09:29,473
  812. Keep telling yourself
  813. that, shorty.
  814.  
  815. 186
  816. 00:09:52,769 --> 00:09:55,329
  817. There they are, the reindeer.
  818.  
  819. 187
  820. 00:09:55,331 --> 00:09:57,249
  821. The reindeer are finally here.
  822.  
  823. 188
  824. 00:10:25,826 --> 00:10:27,744
  825. You people love DJ.
  826.  
  827. 189
  828. 00:10:27,746 --> 00:10:28,899
  829. Yes you do.
  830.  
  831. 190
  832. 00:10:37,282 --> 00:10:38,720
  833. It's true.
  834.  
  835. 191
  836. 00:10:38,722 --> 00:10:42,273
  837. DJ is fabulous.
  838.  
  839. 192
  840. 00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:43,424
  841. OK, huddle up.
  842.  
  843. 193
  844. 00:10:43,426 --> 00:10:44,192
  845. All right.
  846.  
  847. 194
  848. 00:10:44,194 --> 00:10:44,640
  849. Good run, guys.
  850.  
  851. 195
  852. 00:10:44,642 --> 00:10:45,505
  853. Good run.
  854.  
  855. 196
  856. 00:10:45,507 --> 00:10:47,104
  857. Nice work out there.
  858.  
  859. 197
  860. 00:10:47,106 --> 00:10:50,015
  861. Hey everyone, I'm all
  862. warmed up and ready to go.
  863.  
  864. 198
  865. 00:10:50,017 --> 00:10:50,880
  866. Hey, come on, guys.
  867.  
  868. 199
  869. 00:10:50,882 --> 00:10:53,120
  870. Make some room.
  871.  
  872. 200
  873. 00:10:53,122 --> 00:10:54,657
  874. Yo, mini man.
  875.  
  876. 201
  877. 00:10:54,659 --> 00:10:57,055
  878. I thought I made
  879. myself clear yesterday.
  880.  
  881. 202
  882. 00:10:57,057 --> 00:10:58,497
  883. Let him join in, DJ.
  884.  
  885. 203
  886. 00:10:58,499 --> 00:10:59,264
  887. We don't mind.
  888.  
  889. 204
  890. 00:10:59,266 --> 00:11:02,399
  891. Well, I'm team
  892. captain and I do.
  893.  
  894. 205
  895. 00:11:02,401 --> 00:11:04,288
  896. When are you going
  897. to give up, runt?
  898.  
  899. 206
  900. 00:11:04,290 --> 00:11:07,489
  901. Because DJ is getting
  902. tired of this.
  903.  
  904. 207
  905. 00:11:07,491 --> 00:11:11,233
  906. Oh, I'll never give up,
  907. so DJ better get used to it.
  908.  
  909. 208
  910. 00:11:11,235 --> 00:11:12,095
  911. Is that so?
  912.  
  913. 209
  914. 00:11:12,097 --> 00:11:14,143
  915. Yeah, it is.
  916.  
  917. 210
  918. 00:11:14,145 --> 00:11:15,936
  919. I'll say this, little dude.
  920.  
  921. 211
  922. 00:11:15,938 --> 00:11:19,296
  923. Persistence is an admirable
  924. quality, just real admirable.
  925.  
  926. 212
  927. 00:11:19,298 --> 00:11:20,256
  928. Thanks, DJ.
  929.  
  930. 213
  931. 00:11:20,258 --> 00:11:22,560
  932. I appreciate that.
  933.  
  934. 214
  935. 00:11:22,562 --> 00:11:24,960
  936. For a reindeer.
  937.  
  938. 215
  939. 00:11:24,962 --> 00:11:26,785
  940. Stinking reindeer.
  941.  
  942. 216
  943. 00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:29,631
  944. Think they're so special.
  945.  
  946. 217
  947. 00:11:29,633 --> 00:11:32,031
  948. Um, don't look now,
  949. but... what are you doing?
  950.  
  951. 218
  952. 00:11:32,033 --> 00:11:33,951
  953. I said not to look.
  954.  
  955. 219
  956. 00:11:33,953 --> 00:11:37,026
  957. Hello.
  958. Mhm.
  959.  
  960. 220
  961. 00:11:43,554 --> 00:11:45,823
  962. So you, uh, you're
  963. going to eat that?
  964.  
  965. 221
  966. 00:11:45,825 --> 00:11:46,400
  967. What?
  968.  
  969. 222
  970. 00:11:46,402 --> 00:11:46,848
  971. Ew, no.
  972.  
  973. 223
  974. 00:11:46,850 --> 00:11:49,535
  975. Come on, Hazel.
  976.  
  977. 224
  978. 00:11:49,537 --> 00:11:51,648
  979. Ew.
  980.  
  981. 225
  982. 00:11:51,650 --> 00:11:54,752
  983. God, that is the
  984. worst beef jerky
  985.  
  986. 226
  987. 00:11:54,754 --> 00:11:57,023
  988. I've ever tasted in my life.
  989.  
  990. 227
  991. 00:11:57,025 --> 00:11:59,199
  992. That's because beef had
  993. nothing to do with it.
  994.  
  995. 228
  996. 00:11:59,201 --> 00:11:59,937
  997. Why?
  998.  
  999. 229
  1000. 00:11:59,939 --> 00:12:01,761
  1001. What's it say?
  1002.  
  1003. 230
  1004. 00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:03,968
  1005. Ludzinka's Llama Sticks.
  1006.  
  1007. 231
  1008. 00:12:03,970 --> 00:12:05,920
  1009. What the what?
  1010.  
  1011. 232
  1012. 00:12:05,922 --> 00:12:09,728
  1013. Raised by Mama Llama in
  1014. Peru, dehydrated by Ludzinka
  1015.  
  1016. 233
  1017. 00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:12,448
  1018. in Duluth.
  1019.  
  1020. 234
  1021. 00:12:12,450 --> 00:12:14,848
  1022. This just in from
  1023. Santa's workshop.
  1024.  
  1025. 235
  1026. 00:12:14,850 --> 00:12:16,736
  1027. The world's been
  1028. stunned this holiday
  1029.  
  1030. 236
  1031. 00:12:16,738 --> 00:12:19,744
  1032. season by a startling turn
  1033. of events at the North Pole.
  1034.  
  1035. 237
  1036. 00:12:19,746 --> 00:12:21,376
  1037. Oh my gosh, it can't be true.
  1038.  
  1039. 238
  1040. 00:12:21,378 --> 00:12:22,531
  1041. So close to Christmas?
  1042.  
  1043. 239
  1044. 00:12:25,473 --> 00:12:27,392
  1045. I can confirm the rumor.
  1046.  
  1047. 240
  1048. 00:12:27,394 --> 00:12:29,920
  1049. Blitzen announced his
  1050. retirement late last night,
  1051.  
  1052. 241
  1053. 00:12:29,922 --> 00:12:31,713
  1054. effective immediately.
  1055.  
  1056. 242
  1057. 00:12:31,715 --> 00:12:32,895
  1058. Was it a medical emergency?
  1059.  
  1060. 243
  1061. 00:12:32,897 --> 00:12:34,687
  1062. A family crisis?
  1063.  
  1064. 244
  1065. 00:12:34,689 --> 00:12:37,759
  1066. Or is he the one behind
  1067. Dancer's conscious uncoupling?
  1068.  
  1069. 245
  1070. 00:12:37,761 --> 00:12:39,904
  1071. Because there has
  1072. been talk and photos.
  1073.  
  1074. 246
  1075. 00:12:39,906 --> 00:12:41,503
  1076. They're everywhere.
  1077.  
  1078. 247
  1079. 00:12:41,505 --> 00:12:44,352
  1080. Ahem.
  1081.  
  1082. 248
  1083. 00:12:44,354 --> 00:12:46,239
  1084. The truth is a juice
  1085. bar in the Keys
  1086.  
  1087. 249
  1088. 00:12:46,241 --> 00:12:50,784
  1089. he'd been eyeing for a while
  1090. finally came on the market.
  1091.  
  1092. 250
  1093. 00:12:50,786 --> 00:12:53,697
  1094. Accordingly, we're
  1095. calling up our top draft
  1096.  
  1097. 251
  1098. 00:12:53,699 --> 00:12:55,680
  1099. candidates for an
  1100. emergency trial
  1101.  
  1102. 252
  1103. 00:12:55,682 --> 00:12:57,472
  1104. session starting tomorrow.
  1105.  
  1106. 253
  1107. 00:12:57,474 --> 00:12:58,687
  1108. You can't possibly
  1109. expect to find
  1110.  
  1111. 254
  1112. 00:12:58,689 --> 00:13:00,065
  1113. a replacement in three days.
  1114.  
  1115. 255
  1116. 00:13:00,067 --> 00:13:01,568
  1117. Will there even
  1118. be a Christmas?
  1119.  
  1120. 256
  1121. 00:13:01,570 --> 00:13:03,712
  1122. And does Blitzen do a
  1123. coldpressed GSI blend?
  1124.  
  1125. 257
  1126. 00:13:03,714 --> 00:13:06,111
  1127. Because my adrenals have
  1128. been sued for sluggish.
  1129.  
  1130. 258
  1131. 00:13:06,113 --> 00:13:07,234
  1132. No more questions.
  1133.  
  1134. 259
  1135. 00:13:10,018 --> 00:13:11,967
  1136. Well, what are
  1137. you all looking at?
  1138.  
  1139. 260
  1140. 00:13:11,969 --> 00:13:13,888
  1141. We've got to a trial to get to.
  1142.  
  1143. 261
  1144. 00:13:14,785 --> 00:13:16,319
  1145. DJ's going big leagues.
  1146.  
  1147. 262
  1148. 00:13:16,321 --> 00:13:17,728
  1149. DJ's going big leagues.
  1150.  
  1151. 263
  1152. 00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:18,591
  1153. DJ's going big leagues.
  1154.  
  1155. 264
  1156. 00:13:18,593 --> 00:13:19,808
  1157. Yes he is, yes he is.
  1158.  
  1159. 265
  1160. 00:13:19,810 --> 00:13:20,547
  1161. Zip it, rock star.
  1162.  
  1163. 266
  1164. 00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:25,824
  1165. What's your problem, Clyde?
  1166.  
  1167. 267
  1168. 00:13:25,826 --> 00:13:27,936
  1169. Why you got to rain
  1170. on DJ's parade?
  1171.  
  1172. 268
  1173. 00:13:27,938 --> 00:13:29,631
  1174. Who said you're our top pick?
  1175.  
  1176. 269
  1177. 00:13:29,633 --> 00:13:32,160
  1178. Oh I get it.
  1179.  
  1180. 270
  1181. 00:13:32,162 --> 00:13:35,392
  1182. You want to be a
  1183. little more reindeerly.
  1184.  
  1185. 271
  1186. 00:13:35,394 --> 00:13:38,879
  1187. Mr. Assistant Coach, sir, even
  1188. though I'm the number one seed
  1189.  
  1190. 272
  1191. 00:13:38,881 --> 00:13:41,055
  1192. in the whole entire
  1193. world, I humbly
  1194.  
  1195. 273
  1196. 00:13:41,057 --> 00:13:43,583
  1197. ask that you choose
  1198. me for the honor, nay,
  1199.  
  1200. 274
  1201. 00:13:43,585 --> 00:13:47,424
  1202. the privilege to
  1203. serve as the Witty
  1204.  
  1205. 275
  1206. 00:13:46,498 --> 00:13:49,281
  1207. Bitty Farm's representative
  1208. at the North Pole tryouts.
  1209.  
  1210. 276
  1211. 00:13:49,283 --> 00:13:55,071
  1212. But only if it pleases you,
  1213. you're most gracious immanence.
  1214.  
  1215. 277
  1216. 00:13:55,073 --> 00:13:56,672
  1217. Please, Mr. Assistant Coach?
  1218.  
  1219. 278
  1220. 00:13:56,674 --> 00:13:59,456
  1221. He promises to be a good boy.
  1222.  
  1223. 279
  1224. 00:13:59,458 --> 00:14:00,831
  1225. Knock it off, all of you.
  1226.  
  1227. 280
  1228. 00:14:02,977 --> 00:14:05,856
  1229. Why Santa insists on
  1230. working with reindeer,
  1231.  
  1232. 281
  1233. 00:14:05,858 --> 00:14:09,056
  1234. when any other animal could do
  1235. a better job, I'll never know.
  1236.  
  1237. 282
  1238. 00:14:09,058 --> 00:14:11,361
  1239. And if Coach understood
  1240. even half the trash
  1241.  
  1242. 283
  1243. 00:14:11,363 --> 00:14:13,920
  1244. you nimwits talk, he'd agree.
  1245.  
  1246. 284
  1247. 00:14:13,922 --> 00:14:15,391
  1248. Did you hear that, Hazel?
  1249.  
  1250. 285
  1251. 00:14:15,393 --> 00:14:16,767
  1252. This is my chance
  1253. to prove I'm just as
  1254.  
  1255. 286
  1256. 00:14:16,769 --> 00:14:19,455
  1257. good as any stinking reindeer.
  1258.  
  1259. 287
  1260. 00:14:19,457 --> 00:14:21,921
  1261. Good luck.
  1262.  
  1263. 288
  1264. 00:14:21,923 --> 00:14:23,936
  1265. So the housing market's
  1266. pretty crazy in the North Pole,
  1267.  
  1268. 289
  1269. 00:14:23,938 --> 00:14:25,761
  1270. - isn't it?
  1271. - Elliot, what are you doing?
  1272.  
  1273. 290
  1274. 00:14:25,763 --> 00:14:27,328
  1275. Demonstrating a hairpin turn.
  1276.  
  1277. 291
  1278. 00:14:27,330 --> 00:14:29,344
  1279. Why?
  1280.  
  1281. 292
  1282. 00:14:29,346 --> 00:14:30,753
  1283. Hey, Coach, check it out.
  1284.  
  1285. 293
  1286. 00:14:35,394 --> 00:14:36,896
  1287. Stopping on a dime.
  1288.  
  1289. 294
  1290. 00:14:36,898 --> 00:14:39,391
  1291. There's a shortage
  1292. of housing I hear.
  1293.  
  1294. 295
  1295. 00:14:39,393 --> 00:14:41,439
  1296. I'm even amazing
  1297. in reverse, Coach.
  1298.  
  1299. 296
  1300. 00:14:41,441 --> 00:14:42,719
  1301. Elliot, stop.
  1302.  
  1303. 297
  1304. 00:14:42,721 --> 00:14:45,152
  1305. But I've been
  1306. training so hard, Clyde.
  1307.  
  1308. 298
  1309. 00:14:45,154 --> 00:14:49,023
  1310. If you and Coach would
  1311. just give me a chance.
  1312.  
  1313. 299
  1314. 00:14:49,025 --> 00:14:50,400
  1315. Well, looky looky.
  1316.  
  1317. 300
  1318. 00:14:50,402 --> 00:14:52,993
  1319. Little horse is trying out.
  1320.  
  1321. 301
  1322. 00:14:52,995 --> 00:14:57,184
  1323. Oh man, DJ couldn't ask for
  1324. a funner humiliation himself.
  1325.  
  1326. 302
  1327. 00:14:57,186 --> 00:14:58,687
  1328. Nice form.
  1329.  
  1330. 303
  1331. 00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:00,418
  1332. - Little guy's not half bad.
  1333. - What?
  1334.  
  1335. 304
  1336. 00:15:04,481 --> 00:15:05,504
  1337. Not again.
  1338.  
  1339. 305
  1340. 00:15:05,506 --> 00:15:07,552
  1341. Get him back to the goat
  1342. pin, would you, old fella?
  1343.  
  1344. 306
  1345. 00:15:07,554 --> 00:15:11,103
  1346. I don't have time for any
  1347. more of his antics today.
  1348.  
  1349. 307
  1350. 00:15:11,105 --> 00:15:12,256
  1351. Coach, wait.
  1352.  
  1353. 308
  1354. 00:15:12,258 --> 00:15:14,143
  1355. You don't see me run
  1356. the tire course yet.
  1357.  
  1358. 309
  1359. 00:15:14,145 --> 00:15:15,104
  1360. Coach, please.
  1361.  
  1362. 310
  1363. 00:15:15,106 --> 00:15:16,191
  1364. Oh no.
  1365.  
  1366. 311
  1367. 00:15:16,193 --> 00:15:20,256
  1368. No, no, no, no, no.
  1369.  
  1370. 312
  1371. 00:15:20,258 --> 00:15:22,624
  1372. Elliot, you OK in there?
  1373.  
  1374. 313
  1375. 00:15:29,313 --> 00:15:31,487
  1376. He didn't even notice me.
  1377.  
  1378. 314
  1379. 00:15:31,489 --> 00:15:32,640
  1380. What a loser.
  1381.  
  1382. 315
  1383. 00:15:32,642 --> 00:15:35,232
  1384. No you didn't.
  1385.  
  1386. 316
  1387. 00:15:35,234 --> 00:15:36,992
  1388. You wouldn't want to be
  1389. a part of this anyway, kid.
  1390.  
  1391. 317
  1392. 00:15:36,994 --> 00:15:38,847
  1393. Go back to the goats, buddy.
  1394.  
  1395. 318
  1396. 00:15:38,849 --> 00:15:39,903
  1397. Let him go.
  1398.  
  1399. 319
  1400. 00:15:39,905 --> 00:15:40,447
  1401. Go lock in.
  1402.  
  1403. 320
  1404. 00:15:40,449 --> 00:15:41,859
  1405. We've got to go lock in.
  1406.  
  1407. 321
  1408. 00:15:45,474 --> 00:15:46,018
  1409. Aw, Elliot.
  1410.  
  1411. 322
  1412. 00:15:49,537 --> 00:15:51,520
  1413. Twas a solid effort, lad.
  1414.  
  1415. 323
  1416. 00:15:51,522 --> 00:15:53,152
  1417. Yeah, thanks.
  1418.  
  1419. 324
  1420. 00:15:53,154 --> 00:15:54,463
  1421. But that's what
  1422. you get for trying
  1423.  
  1424. 325
  1425. 00:15:54,465 --> 00:15:56,607
  1426. to be something you're not.
  1427.  
  1428. 326
  1429. 00:15:56,609 --> 00:16:00,416
  1430. Well, pardon me for wanting
  1431. to do something with my life.
  1432.  
  1433. 327
  1434. 00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:03,168
  1435. Are you implying my
  1436. life isn't important?
  1437.  
  1438. 328
  1439. 00:16:03,170 --> 00:16:07,104
  1440. To think I thought you'd
  1441. take over for me one day.
  1442.  
  1443. 329
  1444. 00:16:07,106 --> 00:16:11,007
  1445. You don't deserve the honor
  1446. of overseeing the goat run.
  1447.  
  1448. 330
  1449. 00:16:11,009 --> 00:16:17,439
  1450. Nobody cares about the
  1451. goat run or the mini horses
  1452.  
  1453. 331
  1454. 00:16:17,441 --> 00:16:20,672
  1455. in charge of it.
  1456.  
  1457. 332
  1458. 00:16:28,737 --> 00:16:31,840
  1459. Pst.
  1460. Hey Elliot, wake up.
  1461.  
  1462. 333
  1463. 00:16:31,842 --> 00:16:34,400
  1464. Just get up.
  1465.  
  1466. 334
  1467. 00:16:34,402 --> 00:16:35,712
  1468. Come on.
  1469.  
  1470. 335
  1471. 00:16:35,714 --> 00:16:37,663
  1472. Hazel?
  1473.  
  1474. 336
  1475. 00:16:37,665 --> 00:16:38,657
  1476. What are you doing?
  1477.  
  1478. 337
  1479. 00:16:38,659 --> 00:16:40,799
  1480. Oh, you know, just
  1481. heading up the back nine.
  1482.  
  1483. 338
  1484. 00:16:40,801 --> 00:16:42,239
  1485. Want to play buck a ball?
  1486.  
  1487. 339
  1488. 00:16:42,241 --> 00:16:43,616
  1489. You're golfing?
  1490.  
  1491. 340
  1492. 00:16:43,618 --> 00:16:45,248
  1493. I'm stuck.
  1494.  
  1495. 341
  1496. 00:16:45,250 --> 00:16:48,032
  1497. Help me.
  1498.  
  1499. 342
  1500. 00:16:48,034 --> 00:16:49,791
  1501. Wait.
  1502.  
  1503. 343
  1504. 00:16:49,793 --> 00:16:52,256
  1505. You're not going to
  1506. eat that, are you?
  1507.  
  1508. 344
  1509. 00:16:52,258 --> 00:16:53,791
  1510. Oh, how dare you.
  1511.  
  1512. 345
  1513. 00:16:53,793 --> 00:16:55,936
  1514. That is a vicious stereotype.
  1515.  
  1516. 346
  1517. 00:16:55,938 --> 00:16:59,647
  1518. I have never eaten a
  1519. tin can in my life.
  1520.  
  1521. 347
  1522. 00:16:59,649 --> 00:17:00,544
  1523. OK, fine.
  1524.  
  1525. 348
  1526. 00:17:00,546 --> 00:17:04,256
  1527. I'm a goat and I eat
  1528. tin cans, all right?
  1529.  
  1530. 349
  1531. 00:17:04,258 --> 00:17:06,496
  1532. Can you please stop
  1533. judging me now?
  1534.  
  1535. 350
  1536. 00:17:06,498 --> 00:17:08,415
  1537. I am vulnerable.
  1538.  
  1539. 351
  1540. 00:17:08,417 --> 00:17:09,952
  1541. What do you need me to do?
  1542.  
  1543. 352
  1544. 00:17:09,954 --> 00:17:13,407
  1545. Um, pull.
  1546.  
  1547. 353
  1548. 00:17:13,409 --> 00:17:14,338
  1549. Whoa, easy.
  1550.  
  1551. 354
  1552. 00:17:18,626 --> 00:17:19,583
  1553. You're going to
  1554. have to go get that.
  1555.  
  1556. 355
  1557. 00:17:19,585 --> 00:17:20,256
  1558. It's your can.
  1559.  
  1560. 356
  1561. 00:17:20,258 --> 00:17:21,120
  1562. You get it.
  1563.  
  1564. 357
  1565. 00:17:21,122 --> 00:17:23,487
  1566. Fine, we'll do it together.
  1567.  
  1568. 358
  1569. 00:17:23,489 --> 00:17:24,575
  1570. Big baby.
  1571.  
  1572. 359
  1573. 00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:27,743
  1574. 1, 2, 3.
  1575.  
  1576. 360
  1577. 00:17:30,081 --> 00:17:32,640
  1578. Quick, grab it.
  1579.  
  1580. 361
  1581. 00:17:33,506 --> 00:17:34,623
  1582. Ew.
  1583.  
  1584. 362
  1585. 00:17:34,625 --> 00:17:37,759
  1586. Young man, no
  1587. wife, no childrens.
  1588.  
  1589. 363
  1590. 00:17:37,761 --> 00:17:40,800
  1591. To own a petting
  1592. zoo is weird to me.
  1593.  
  1594. 364
  1595. 00:17:40,802 --> 00:17:42,016
  1596. Yeah, OK.
  1597.  
  1598. 365
  1599. 00:17:42,018 --> 00:17:46,047
  1600. Well, like I said, I inherited
  1601. the place from my grandparents.
  1602.  
  1603. 366
  1604. 00:17:46,049 --> 00:17:48,511
  1605. You sure you'll be able to give
  1606. them a good home, Ms. Ludzinka?
  1607.  
  1608. 367
  1609. 00:17:48,513 --> 00:17:49,727
  1610. No need worry.
  1611.  
  1612. 368
  1613. 00:17:49,729 --> 00:17:54,591
  1614. I give my animals only the best,
  1615. organic feed, insulated pins.
  1616.  
  1617. 369
  1618. 00:17:54,593 --> 00:17:59,520
  1619. I keep them very
  1620. happy and tenderized.
  1621.  
  1622. 370
  1623. 00:17:59,522 --> 00:18:02,112
  1624. Sorry, did you say tenderized?
  1625.  
  1626. 371
  1627. 00:18:02,114 --> 00:18:02,976
  1628. Tenderhearted.
  1629.  
  1630. 372
  1631. 00:18:02,978 --> 00:18:03,519
  1632. Forgive me.
  1633.  
  1634. 373
  1635. 00:18:03,521 --> 00:18:06,975
  1636. My English, not so good.
  1637.  
  1638. 374
  1639. 00:18:06,977 --> 00:18:10,592
  1640. Sure you're
  1641. not throwing reindeer.
  1642.  
  1643. 375
  1644. 00:18:10,594 --> 00:18:12,479
  1645. I like reindeer.
  1646.  
  1647. 376
  1648. 00:18:12,481 --> 00:18:14,847
  1649. Good and gamey.
  1650.  
  1651. 377
  1652. 00:18:14,849 --> 00:18:17,152
  1653. They are good at games.
  1654.  
  1655. 378
  1656. 00:18:17,154 --> 00:18:21,343
  1657. I mean, I love to play
  1658. different games with my friends.
  1659.  
  1660. 379
  1661. 00:18:21,345 --> 00:18:23,519
  1662. The reindeer are the
  1663. future of this place.
  1664.  
  1665. 380
  1666. 00:18:23,521 --> 00:18:25,951
  1667. No, only the petting zoo
  1668. animals are for sale.
  1669.  
  1670. 381
  1671. 00:18:25,953 --> 00:18:27,424
  1672. OK.
  1673.  
  1674. 382
  1675. 00:18:27,426 --> 00:18:30,111
  1676. I already make you a good offer,
  1677. better than anyone else's,
  1678.  
  1679. 383
  1680. 00:18:30,113 --> 00:18:32,031
  1681. I'm sure.
  1682.  
  1683. 384
  1684. 00:18:32,033 --> 00:18:36,447
  1685. Actually, you made
  1686. the only offer, so.
  1687.  
  1688. 385
  1689. 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:38,976
  1690. You're not so good at
  1691. bargaining thing, huh?
  1692.  
  1693. 386
  1694. 00:18:38,978 --> 00:18:39,711
  1695. What do you mean?
  1696.  
  1697. 387
  1698. 00:18:39,713 --> 00:18:40,511
  1699. Oh, nothing.
  1700.  
  1701. 388
  1702. 00:18:40,513 --> 00:18:41,631
  1703. Nothing.
  1704.  
  1705. 389
  1706. 00:18:41,633 --> 00:18:42,687
  1707. Shake hand.
  1708.  
  1709. 390
  1710. 00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:46,047
  1711. We have deal.
  1712.  
  1713. 391
  1714. 00:18:46,049 --> 00:18:47,840
  1715. We'll finalize the
  1716. paperwork when I get back.
  1717.  
  1718. 392
  1719. 00:18:47,842 --> 00:18:48,959
  1720. Ooh.
  1721.  
  1722. 393
  1723. 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:49,762
  1724. Moist, very moist hand.
  1725.  
  1726. 394
  1727. 00:18:56,162 --> 00:18:59,136
  1728. Peanutbutter, wake up.
  1729.  
  1730. 395
  1731. 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,920
  1732. What are you two
  1733. dunderheads doing in my stall
  1734.  
  1735. 396
  1736. 00:19:01,922 --> 00:19:03,679
  1737. at this unholy hour?
  1738.  
  1739. 397
  1740. 00:19:03,681 --> 00:19:04,864
  1741. Coach is selling
  1742. us, Peanutbutter.
  1743.  
  1744. 398
  1745. 00:19:04,866 --> 00:19:06,752
  1746. To a crazy lady.
  1747.  
  1748. 399
  1749. 00:19:06,754 --> 00:19:09,439
  1750. Who dehydrates
  1751. llamas in Duluth.
  1752.  
  1753. 400
  1754. 00:19:09,441 --> 00:19:12,159
  1755. So he's finally found a buyer?
  1756.  
  1757. 401
  1758. 00:19:12,161 --> 00:19:16,671
  1759. You know about this and
  1760. you didn't try to stop it?
  1761.  
  1762. 402
  1763. 00:19:16,673 --> 00:19:18,688
  1764. What happened to
  1765. glory and honor?
  1766.  
  1767. 403
  1768. 00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:19,871
  1769. What happened to
  1770.  
  1771. 404
  1772. 00:19:19,873 --> 00:19:21,694
  1773. never taking our goat run.
  1774.  
  1775. 405
  1776. 00:19:21,696 --> 00:19:25,567
  1777. One thing has nothing
  1778. to do with the other.
  1779.  
  1780. 406
  1781. 00:19:25,569 --> 00:19:27,872
  1782. It's time to stop fighting
  1783. what you are and accept
  1784.  
  1785. 407
  1786. 00:19:27,874 --> 00:19:29,760
  1787. your station, Elliot.
  1788.  
  1789. 408
  1790. 00:19:29,762 --> 00:19:30,723
  1791. Life's easier that way.
  1792.  
  1793. 409
  1794. 00:19:34,529 --> 00:19:36,959
  1795. You get Ignacio,
  1796. I'll get the goats.
  1797.  
  1798. 410
  1799. 00:19:36,961 --> 00:19:38,719
  1800. You wouldn't last
  1801. a day in the wild.
  1802.  
  1803. 411
  1804. 00:19:38,721 --> 00:19:41,216
  1805. Well, that's longer than
  1806. we'd last in a dehydrator.
  1807.  
  1808. 412
  1809. 00:19:41,218 --> 00:19:42,752
  1810. We're not running away, Hazel.
  1811.  
  1812. 413
  1813. 00:19:42,754 --> 00:19:44,095
  1814. Of course we're running away.
  1815.  
  1816. 414
  1817. 00:19:44,097 --> 00:19:45,410
  1818. What else could we possibly do?
  1819.  
  1820. 415
  1821. 00:19:49,536 --> 00:19:51,711
  1822. Are we about to commit a crime?
  1823.  
  1824. 416
  1825. 00:19:51,713 --> 00:19:52,896
  1826. It's a gray area.
  1827.  
  1828. 417
  1829. 00:19:52,898 --> 00:19:55,234
  1830. Because I've always thought
  1831. I'd make an excellent saboteur.
  1832.  
  1833. 418
  1834. 00:19:58,433 --> 00:20:02,399
  1835. Sabotage isn't exactly
  1836. what I had in mind.
  1837.  
  1838. 419
  1839. 00:20:05,793 --> 00:20:07,774
  1840. Mi,
  1841. mi, mi, mi, mi.
  1842.  
  1843. 420
  1844. 00:20:07,776 --> 00:20:10,015
  1845. Oh, what a DJing morning.
  1846.  
  1847. 421
  1848. 00:20:10,017 --> 00:20:12,736
  1849. Oh, what a DJing day.
  1850.  
  1851. 422
  1852. 00:20:12,738 --> 00:20:14,527
  1853. Everybody now.
  1854.  
  1855. 423
  1856. 00:20:14,529 --> 00:20:17,344
  1857. We've
  1858. got a DJing feeling.
  1859.  
  1860. 424
  1861. 00:20:17,346 --> 00:20:20,288
  1862. Everything's DJ today.
  1863.  
  1864. 425
  1865. 00:20:20,290 --> 00:20:22,623
  1866. You know, DJ's going
  1867. to miss you all when
  1868.  
  1869. 426
  1870. 00:20:22,625 --> 00:20:24,127
  1871. he's working with the big man.
  1872.  
  1873. 427
  1874. 00:20:24,129 --> 00:20:26,464
  1875. Aw, we're going
  1876. to miss you too, DJ.
  1877.  
  1878. 428
  1879. 00:20:26,466 --> 00:20:29,375
  1880. Oh, DJ didn't really mean it.
  1881.  
  1882. 429
  1883. 00:20:29,377 --> 00:20:31,968
  1884. He was just being polite.
  1885.  
  1886. 430
  1887. 00:20:31,970 --> 00:20:34,531
  1888. See you on the
  1889. other side, suckers.
  1890.  
  1891. 431
  1892. 00:20:42,114 --> 00:20:44,704
  1893. Shut that thing, Hazel.
  1894.  
  1895. 432
  1896. 00:20:44,706 --> 00:20:46,367
  1897. I'm serious, quiet.
  1898.  
  1899. 433
  1900. 00:20:46,369 --> 00:20:47,583
  1901. I'm trying.
  1902.  
  1903. 434
  1904. 00:20:47,585 --> 00:20:48,130
  1905. I'm trying.
  1906.  
  1907. 435
  1908. 00:20:50,977 --> 00:20:52,130
  1909. I think I got it this time.
  1910.  
  1911. 436
  1912. 00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,655
  1913. Purring like a kitten.
  1914.  
  1915. 437
  1916. 00:21:02,305 --> 00:21:03,935
  1917. What is the matter with you?
  1918.  
  1919. 438
  1920. 00:21:03,937 --> 00:21:06,304
  1921. It's no big deal, I just...
  1922.  
  1923. 439
  1924. 00:21:06,306 --> 00:21:07,550
  1925. uh.
  1926.  
  1927. 440
  1928. 00:21:07,552 --> 00:21:09,471
  1929. What is going on?
  1930.  
  1931. 441
  1932. 00:21:09,473 --> 00:21:13,443
  1933. I just maybe, probably, really
  1934. shouldn't have eaten that can.
  1935.  
  1936. 442
  1937. 00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:18,239
  1938. Third time's the charm.
  1939.  
  1940. 443
  1941. 00:21:20,706 --> 00:21:21,983
  1942. Yes.
  1943.  
  1944. 444
  1945. 00:21:21,985 --> 00:21:24,800
  1946. Now hurry up and get in
  1947. before she stalls again.
  1948.  
  1949. 445
  1950. 00:21:38,434 --> 00:21:40,384
  1951. Oh, make it stop.
  1952.  
  1953. 446
  1954. 00:21:40,386 --> 00:21:42,206
  1955. You look really bad.
  1956.  
  1957. 447
  1958. 00:21:42,208 --> 00:21:45,119
  1959. Got to get that can through
  1960. the old duodenum, you know?
  1961.  
  1962. 448
  1963. 00:21:45,121 --> 00:21:46,751
  1964. Um, no.
  1965.  
  1966. 449
  1967. 00:21:46,753 --> 00:21:48,352
  1968. You're right.
  1969.  
  1970. 450
  1971. 00:21:48,354 --> 00:21:49,920
  1972. Things could get messy,
  1973. cornering the small intestine.
  1974.  
  1975. 451
  1976. 00:21:49,922 --> 00:21:52,448
  1977. That's only happened a
  1978. couple of times in the past.
  1979.  
  1980. 452
  1981. 00:21:52,450 --> 00:21:53,312
  1982. What?
  1983.  
  1984. 453
  1985. 00:21:53,314 --> 00:21:53,823
  1986. All right, Sherlock.
  1987.  
  1988. 454
  1989. 00:21:53,825 --> 00:21:54,719
  1990. It was five times.
  1991.  
  1992. 455
  1993. 00:21:54,721 --> 00:21:55,615
  1994. OK, six.
  1995.  
  1996. 456
  1997. 00:21:55,617 --> 00:21:57,087
  1998. Fine, seven.
  1999.  
  2000. 457
  2001. 00:21:57,089 --> 00:21:59,327
  2002. I've had complications
  2003. in the small intestine
  2004.  
  2005. 458
  2006. 00:21:59,329 --> 00:22:02,143
  2007. as a result of ingesting
  2008. cans eight times in the past.
  2009.  
  2010. 459
  2011. 00:22:02,145 --> 00:22:04,031
  2012. But you never know how
  2013. things will shake out.
  2014.  
  2015. 460
  2016. 00:22:04,033 --> 00:22:08,031
  2017. A ruminants gastrointestinal
  2018. tract is full of surprises.
  2019.  
  2020. 461
  2021. 00:22:12,770 --> 00:22:15,614
  2022. What happened to the engine?
  2023.  
  2024. 462
  2025. 00:22:20,385 --> 00:22:23,231
  2026. We're going to have to
  2027. make an emergency landing.
  2028.  
  2029. 463
  2030. 00:22:23,233 --> 00:22:24,385
  2031. We're all going to die.
  2032.  
  2033. 464
  2034. 00:22:28,288 --> 00:22:29,695
  2035. What are you doing?
  2036.  
  2037. 465
  2038. 00:22:29,697 --> 00:22:31,521
  2039. Are you trying to
  2040. hit that tree, Coach?
  2041.  
  2042. 466
  2043. 00:22:37,792 --> 00:22:39,710
  2044. Hazel.
  2045.  
  2046. 467
  2047. 00:22:39,712 --> 00:22:41,312
  2048. Help me.
  2049.  
  2050. 468
  2051. 00:22:41,314 --> 00:22:43,295
  2052. Come on, Hazel.
  2053.  
  2054. 469
  2055. 00:22:43,297 --> 00:22:46,177
  2056. Reach.
  2057. Hazel.
  2058.  
  2059. 470
  2060. 00:22:53,153 --> 00:22:56,030
  2061. Wow, well how about that?
  2062.  
  2063. 471
  2064. 00:22:56,032 --> 00:22:57,215
  2065. What?
  2066.  
  2067. 472
  2068. 00:22:57,217 --> 00:23:00,896
  2069. That can just shook
  2070. itself right out.
  2071.  
  2072. 473
  2073. 00:23:32,256 --> 00:23:34,914
  2074. This is where reindeer
  2075. become heroes, boys.
  2076.  
  2077. 474
  2078. 00:23:42,082 --> 00:23:43,872
  2079. Nice ride.
  2080.  
  2081. 475
  2082. 00:23:43,874 --> 00:23:47,103
  2083. You make that thing out
  2084. of your grandpappy's old car
  2085.  
  2086. 476
  2087. 00:23:47,105 --> 00:23:49,407
  2088. and some salvage tractor parts?
  2089.  
  2090. 477
  2091. 00:23:49,409 --> 00:23:51,327
  2092. Yeah, why?
  2093.  
  2094. 478
  2095. 00:23:59,041 --> 00:24:01,470
  2096. I'm flying corporate
  2097. or nothing from now on.
  2098.  
  2099. 479
  2100. 00:24:01,472 --> 00:24:02,496
  2101. I am not even kidding.
  2102.  
  2103. 480
  2104. 00:24:02,498 --> 00:24:04,190
  2105. Oh, nibbles.
  2106.  
  2107. 481
  2108. 00:24:04,192 --> 00:24:05,215
  2109. Let's chow.
  2110.  
  2111. 482
  2112. 00:24:05,217 --> 00:24:06,815
  2113. No, forget it.
  2114.  
  2115. 483
  2116. 00:24:06,817 --> 00:24:08,671
  2117. We have to register while
  2118. the others are distracted.
  2119.  
  2120. 484
  2121. 00:24:08,673 --> 00:24:10,559
  2122. Not even a carrot?
  2123.  
  2124. 485
  2125. 00:24:10,561 --> 00:24:11,775
  2126. Come on.
  2127.  
  2128. 486
  2129. 00:24:11,777 --> 00:24:14,591
  2130. I'm so hungry.
  2131.  
  2132. 487
  2133. 00:24:14,593 --> 00:24:15,775
  2134. Whoohoo.
  2135.  
  2136. 488
  2137. 00:24:15,777 --> 00:24:18,019
  2138. That's my boys.
  2139.  
  2140. 489
  2141. 00:24:22,336 --> 00:24:24,991
  2142. Walter Wittick III, right?
  2143.  
  2144. 490
  2145. 00:24:24,993 --> 00:24:26,239
  2146. Do I know you?
  2147.  
  2148. 491
  2149. 00:24:26,241 --> 00:24:27,711
  2150. I don't think so.
  2151.  
  2152. 492
  2153. 00:24:27,713 --> 00:24:30,242
  2154. Cause you look exactly
  2155. like my next girlfriend.
  2156.  
  2157. 493
  2158. 00:24:33,793 --> 00:24:35,456
  2159. I'm Walter Wittick, yes.
  2160.  
  2161. 494
  2162. 00:24:35,458 --> 00:24:37,598
  2163. Oh yeah, you're the
  2164. team from the petting
  2165.  
  2166. 495
  2167. 00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:39,551
  2168. zoo, the Witty Bitty Farm.
  2169.  
  2170. 496
  2171. 00:24:39,553 --> 00:24:41,727
  2172. Wittick's Reindeer
  2173. Training Camp, actually.
  2174.  
  2175. 497
  2176. 00:24:41,729 --> 00:24:43,039
  2177. We're rebranding.
  2178.  
  2179. 498
  2180. 00:24:43,041 --> 00:24:45,022
  2181. Aren't you some
  2182. kind of minor league
  2183.  
  2184. 499
  2185. 00:24:45,024 --> 00:24:46,464
  2186. baseball star or something?
  2187.  
  2188. 500
  2189. 00:24:46,466 --> 00:24:48,414
  2190. Youngest shortstop
  2191. ever drafted.
  2192.  
  2193. 501
  2194. 00:24:48,416 --> 00:24:50,079
  2195. Ooh, impressive.
  2196.  
  2197. 502
  2198. 00:24:50,081 --> 00:24:53,024
  2199. I bet you'll be called up
  2200. to the majors any day now.
  2201.  
  2202. 503
  2203. 00:24:53,026 --> 00:24:54,943
  2204. Oh, yeah.
  2205.  
  2206. 504
  2207. 00:24:54,945 --> 00:24:57,183
  2208. Major league baseball isn't
  2209. all it's cracked up to be.
  2210.  
  2211. 505
  2212. 00:24:57,185 --> 00:24:59,774
  2213. I decided to do something
  2214. important with my life,
  2215.  
  2216. 506
  2217. 00:24:59,776 --> 00:25:02,944
  2218. something truly fulfilling,
  2219. you know, for the kids.
  2220.  
  2221. 507
  2222. 00:25:02,946 --> 00:25:04,671
  2223. How noble.
  2224.  
  2225. 508
  2226. 00:25:04,673 --> 00:25:06,816
  2227. That's just the
  2228. kind of guy I am,
  2229.  
  2230. 509
  2231. 00:25:06,818 --> 00:25:09,408
  2232. noble, magnanimous, benevolent.
  2233.  
  2234. 510
  2235. 00:25:09,410 --> 00:25:10,526
  2236. I could go on.
  2237.  
  2238. 511
  2239. 00:25:10,528 --> 00:25:12,031
  2240. I'm sure you could.
  2241.  
  2242. 512
  2243. 00:25:12,033 --> 00:25:14,239
  2244. The thing is I heard
  2245. you got sidelined
  2246.  
  2247. 513
  2248. 00:25:14,241 --> 00:25:15,838
  2249. by a case of the yips.
  2250.  
  2251. 514
  2252. 00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:16,768
  2253. What?
  2254.  
  2255. 515
  2256. 00:25:16,770 --> 00:25:19,008
  2257. Word is you woke up
  2258. one day and completely
  2259.  
  2260. 516
  2261. 00:25:19,010 --> 00:25:21,758
  2262. lost your ability to throw
  2263. the ball to first base.
  2264.  
  2265. 517
  2266. 00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:23,807
  2267. Poof, like you
  2268. never had it at all.
  2269.  
  2270. 518
  2271. 00:25:23,809 --> 00:25:25,343
  2272. That's not... where did you...
  2273.  
  2274. 519
  2275. 00:25:25,345 --> 00:25:27,614
  2276. I mean, OK, also
  2277. dude, the yips is
  2278.  
  2279. 520
  2280. 00:25:27,616 --> 00:25:29,216
  2281. not the preferred nomenclature.
  2282.  
  2283. 521
  2284. 00:25:29,218 --> 00:25:31,615
  2285. Misplaced focus, please.
  2286.  
  2287. 522
  2288. 00:25:31,617 --> 00:25:33,407
  2289. You couldn't hit a ball
  2290. 10 feet in front of you
  2291.  
  2292. 523
  2293. 00:25:33,409 --> 00:25:34,208
  2294. to save your life.
  2295.  
  2296. 524
  2297. 00:25:34,210 --> 00:25:36,414
  2298. That only happened
  2299. the one time.
  2300.  
  2301. 525
  2302. 00:25:36,416 --> 00:25:38,303
  2303. Sure it did.
  2304.  
  2305. 526
  2306. 00:25:38,305 --> 00:25:40,286
  2307. Good like out there, sport star.
  2308.  
  2309. 527
  2310. 00:25:40,288 --> 00:25:44,767
  2311. That could have gone better.
  2312.  
  2313. 528
  2314. 00:25:44,769 --> 00:25:47,103
  2315. Oh man, this is perfect.
  2316.  
  2317. 529
  2318. 00:25:47,105 --> 00:25:48,064
  2319. Everyone in the world
  2320. is going to want
  2321.  
  2322. 530
  2323. 00:25:48,066 --> 00:25:49,950
  2324. to visit the petting zoo
  2325. that produced Santa's
  2326.  
  2327. 531
  2328. 00:25:49,952 --> 00:25:52,255
  2329. first non-reindeer reindeer.
  2330.  
  2331. 532
  2332. 00:25:52,257 --> 00:25:53,759
  2333. Coach will make
  2334. so much money, he
  2335.  
  2336. 533
  2337. 00:25:53,761 --> 00:25:55,614
  2338. won't have to sell us anymore.
  2339.  
  2340. 534
  2341. 00:25:55,616 --> 00:25:58,590
  2342. And all you have to do is
  2343. beat 20 of the world's toughest
  2344.  
  2345. 535
  2346. 00:25:58,592 --> 00:26:00,480
  2347. contenders in a
  2348. grueling three-day
  2349.  
  2350. 536
  2351. 00:26:00,482 --> 00:26:02,754
  2352. - competition to make it happen.
  2353. - Next.
  2354.  
  2355. 537
  2356. 00:26:06,976 --> 00:26:07,838
  2357. Where's your human?
  2358.  
  2359. 538
  2360. 00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:10,431
  2361. He's busy in the...
  2362. uh, you know what?
  2363.  
  2364. 539
  2365. 00:26:10,433 --> 00:26:12,096
  2366. I'd look to check
  2367. in a player, please.
  2368.  
  2369. 540
  2370. 00:26:12,098 --> 00:26:14,336
  2371. I'm only permitted
  2372. to deal with humans.
  2373.  
  2374. 541
  2375. 00:26:14,338 --> 00:26:15,232
  2376. It's a union thing.
  2377.  
  2378. 542
  2379. 00:26:15,234 --> 00:26:16,159
  2380. His name's Elliot.
  2381.  
  2382. 543
  2383. 00:26:16,161 --> 00:26:16,993
  2384. That is E-L-L-I-O-T-E?
  2385.  
  2386. 544
  2387. 00:26:20,065 --> 00:26:22,047
  2388. At least, I think
  2389. there's an E on the end.
  2390.  
  2391. 545
  2392. 00:26:22,049 --> 00:26:23,902
  2393. Literacy's never really
  2394. been my strong point.
  2395.  
  2396. 546
  2397. 00:26:23,904 --> 00:26:25,248
  2398. Seriously, g get your human.
  2399.  
  2400. 547
  2401. 00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:26,943
  2402. He's allergic to tree nuts.
  2403.  
  2404. 548
  2405. 00:26:26,945 --> 00:26:28,894
  2406. Best to take it easy
  2407. on the dairy, too.
  2408.  
  2409. 549
  2410. 00:26:28,896 --> 00:26:31,551
  2411. Since you're obviously
  2412. never going to leave, fine.
  2413.  
  2414. 550
  2415. 00:26:31,553 --> 00:26:33,439
  2416. Name and feeder farm
  2417. before I change my mind.
  2418.  
  2419. 551
  2420. 00:26:33,441 --> 00:26:34,272
  2421. Yeah.
  2422.  
  2423. 552
  2424. 00:26:34,274 --> 00:26:36,320
  2425. So again, his name
  2426. is Elliot, and we
  2427.  
  2428. 553
  2429. 00:26:36,322 --> 00:26:37,919
  2430. are an independent entry.
  2431.  
  2432. 554
  2433. 00:26:37,921 --> 00:26:39,839
  2434. You got a wild card then?
  2435.  
  2436. 555
  2437. 00:26:39,841 --> 00:26:42,655
  2438. Did I mention he
  2439. has a nut allergy?
  2440.  
  2441. 556
  2442. 00:26:42,657 --> 00:26:44,352
  2443. I'll take that as a no.
  2444.  
  2445. 557
  2446. 00:26:44,354 --> 00:26:45,664
  2447. Once you see what he can do...
  2448.  
  2449. 558
  2450. 00:26:45,666 --> 00:26:47,295
  2451. Oh, for the love of Keebler.
  2452.  
  2453. 559
  2454. 00:26:47,297 --> 00:26:51,806
  2455. If it will hurry you up,
  2456. show me this player of yours.
  2457.  
  2458. 560
  2459. 00:26:51,808 --> 00:26:54,814
  2460. Tada.
  2461.  
  2462. 561
  2463. 00:26:54,816 --> 00:26:57,024
  2464. You want to enter a pony
  2465. in the North Pole tryouts?
  2466.  
  2467. 562
  2468. 00:26:57,026 --> 00:26:58,753
  2469. - I am a miniature...
  2470. - Next.
  2471.  
  2472. 563
  2473. 00:27:03,234 --> 00:27:04,704
  2474. What are we
  2475. going to do, Hazel?
  2476.  
  2477. 564
  2478. 00:27:04,706 --> 00:27:07,167
  2479. If I can't register,
  2480. I can't compete.
  2481.  
  2482. 565
  2483. 00:27:07,169 --> 00:27:07,840
  2484. No, no, no.
  2485.  
  2486. 566
  2487. 00:27:07,842 --> 00:27:10,560
  2488. It's all big misunderstanding.
  2489.  
  2490. 567
  2491. 00:27:10,562 --> 00:27:13,440
  2492. We warned you about the extra
  2493. magic cookies, Moshennika.
  2494.  
  2495. 568
  2496. 00:27:13,442 --> 00:27:15,327
  2497. Gentlemen, be reasonable.
  2498.  
  2499. 569
  2500. 00:27:15,329 --> 00:27:17,758
  2501. I'm sure we can work this out.
  2502.  
  2503. 570
  2504. 00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:20,160
  2505. Bribing Santa's helpers, Uri.
  2506.  
  2507. 571
  2508. 00:27:20,162 --> 00:27:23,486
  2509. Ugh, how do you sleep at night?
  2510.  
  2511. 572
  2512. 00:27:23,488 --> 00:27:24,417
  2513. Enjoy the naughty list.
  2514.  
  2515. 573
  2516. 00:27:27,521 --> 00:27:28,703
  2517. Ooh.
  2518.  
  2519. 574
  2520. 00:27:28,705 --> 00:27:31,744
  2521. Ah, Hazel, you don't
  2522. even know what that is.
  2523.  
  2524. 575
  2525. 00:27:31,746 --> 00:27:33,951
  2526. Blech, ugh.
  2527.  
  2528. 576
  2529. 00:27:33,953 --> 00:27:37,151
  2530. Standard 65 pound cardstock
  2531. flavored with number 12 ink?
  2532.  
  2533. 577
  2534. 00:27:37,153 --> 00:27:39,454
  2535. I'm number 12 ink intolerant.
  2536.  
  2537. 578
  2538. 00:27:39,456 --> 00:27:39,871
  2539. What?
  2540.  
  2541. 579
  2542. 00:27:39,873 --> 00:27:42,334
  2543. It's a thing.
  2544.  
  2545. 580
  2546. 00:27:42,336 --> 00:27:45,695
  2547. Hazel, you are a genius.
  2548.  
  2549. 581
  2550. 00:27:45,697 --> 00:27:46,911
  2551. I know.
  2552.  
  2553. 582
  2554. 00:27:46,913 --> 00:27:47,586
  2555. What's it say?
  2556.  
  2557. 583
  2558. 00:27:51,233 --> 00:27:52,895
  2559. Follow me.
  2560.  
  2561. 584
  2562. 00:27:52,897 --> 00:27:54,624
  2563. Can you just read it to me?
  2564.  
  2565. 585
  2566. 00:27:54,626 --> 00:27:55,391
  2567. Mm.
  2568.  
  2569. 586
  2570. 00:27:55,393 --> 00:27:56,319
  2571. Mm.
  2572.  
  2573. 587
  2574. 00:27:56,321 --> 00:27:57,215
  2575. Mm.
  2576.  
  2577. 588
  2578. 00:27:57,217 --> 00:27:58,590
  2579. Mhm.
  2580.  
  2581. 589
  2582. 00:27:58,592 --> 00:28:00,739
  2583. This is some quality produce.
  2584.  
  2585. 590
  2586. 00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:04,834
  2587. Hello, Junior.
  2588.  
  2589. 591
  2590. 00:28:08,513 --> 00:28:11,489
  2591. Oh, hey dad.
  2592.  
  2593. 592
  2594. 00:28:12,478 --> 00:28:13,728
  2595. Didn't realize you'd
  2596. make it to the tryouts.
  2597.  
  2598. 593
  2599. 00:28:13,730 --> 00:28:16,703
  2600. How are things
  2601. with the Brittle...
  2602.  
  2603. 594
  2604. 00:28:16,705 --> 00:28:18,814
  2605. what's that place called again?
  2606.  
  2607. 595
  2608. 00:28:18,816 --> 00:28:21,599
  2609. Wittick's Witty Bitty
  2610. Farm, which you'd know
  2611.  
  2612. 596
  2613. 00:28:21,601 --> 00:28:24,288
  2614. if you ever bothered to visit.
  2615.  
  2616. 597
  2617. 00:28:24,290 --> 00:28:25,504
  2618. Yes.
  2619.  
  2620. 598
  2621. 00:28:25,506 --> 00:28:28,002
  2622. Well, oh dear.
  2623.  
  2624. 599
  2625. 00:28:31,552 --> 00:28:32,449
  2626. Good luck, son.
  2627.  
  2628. 600
  2629. 00:28:35,809 --> 00:28:37,310
  2630. Oh and Junior...
  2631.  
  2632. 601
  2633. 00:28:37,312 --> 00:28:38,911
  2634. Yeah dad?
  2635.  
  2636. 602
  2637. 00:28:38,913 --> 00:28:40,578
  2638. Try not to embarrass me, OK?
  2639.  
  2640. 603
  2641. 00:28:48,929 --> 00:28:52,063
  2642. - Say hello to Glitzen.
  2643. - Glitzen?
  2644.  
  2645. 604
  2646. 00:28:52,065 --> 00:28:54,078
  2647. What kind of a name is Glitzen?
  2648.  
  2649. 605
  2650. 00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:56,607
  2651. Weren't you just here?
  2652.  
  2653. 606
  2654. 00:28:56,609 --> 00:28:58,111
  2655. Are you going to
  2656. sign us in or do I have
  2657.  
  2658. 607
  2659. 00:28:58,113 --> 00:28:59,582
  2660. to go over your head on this?
  2661.  
  2662. 608
  2663. 00:28:59,584 --> 00:29:01,694
  2664. Ahem.
  2665.  
  2666. 609
  2667. 00:29:01,696 --> 00:29:03,296
  2668. Do we have a problem
  2669. here, Joleen?
  2670.  
  2671. 610
  2672. 00:29:03,298 --> 00:29:05,407
  2673. This goat's
  2674. pulling a fast one.
  2675.  
  2676. 611
  2677. 00:29:05,409 --> 00:29:07,070
  2678. I've got a wild card
  2679. and I've got a player.
  2680.  
  2681. 612
  2682. 00:29:07,072 --> 00:29:09,343
  2683. How is that a fast one?
  2684.  
  2685. 613
  2686. 00:29:09,345 --> 00:29:10,049
  2687. This is your player?
  2688.  
  2689. 614
  2690. 00:29:13,472 --> 00:29:14,494
  2691. We're blown.
  2692.  
  2693. 615
  2694. 00:29:14,496 --> 00:29:15,775
  2695. - He knows.
  2696. - He doesn't know.
  2697.  
  2698. 616
  2699. 00:29:15,777 --> 00:29:18,174
  2700. - Stop talking.
  2701. - He totally knows.
  2702.  
  2703. 617
  2704. 00:29:18,176 --> 00:29:19,519
  2705. Go ahead, sign him in.
  2706.  
  2707. 618
  2708. 00:29:19,521 --> 00:29:20,415
  2709. What?
  2710.  
  2711. 619
  2712. 00:29:20,417 --> 00:29:21,951
  2713. He's below regulation
  2714. weight and height.
  2715.  
  2716. 620
  2717. 00:29:21,953 --> 00:29:24,350
  2718. He doesn't have a human,
  2719. and I'm almost positive I
  2720.  
  2721. 621
  2722. 00:29:24,352 --> 00:29:26,783
  2723. checked in all the wild cards.
  2724.  
  2725. 622
  2726. 00:29:26,785 --> 00:29:29,568
  2727. Who gives the
  2728. orders around here?
  2729.  
  2730. 623
  2731. 00:29:29,570 --> 00:29:31,199
  2732. You do, sir.
  2733.  
  2734. 624
  2735. 00:29:31,201 --> 00:29:34,910
  2736. Then sign him in.
  2737.  
  2738. 625
  2739. 00:29:34,912 --> 00:29:35,935
  2740. Thanks.
  2741.  
  2742. 626
  2743. 00:29:35,937 --> 00:29:37,982
  2744. It's going to be a long day.
  2745.  
  2746. 627
  2747. 00:29:37,984 --> 00:29:39,201
  2748. I knew I shouldn't have
  2749. picked up this shift.
  2750.  
  2751. 628
  2752. 00:29:43,904 --> 00:29:45,023
  2753. I guess we should
  2754. try to find out
  2755.  
  2756. 629
  2757. 00:29:45,025 --> 00:29:46,943
  2758. who your main competition is.
  2759.  
  2760. 630
  2761. 00:29:46,945 --> 00:29:49,823
  2762. Oh, oh DJ all the way.
  2763.  
  2764. 631
  2765. 00:29:49,825 --> 00:29:51,904
  2766. Ugh, aside from the obvious.
  2767.  
  2768. 632
  2769. 00:29:51,906 --> 00:29:54,175
  2770. Oh, I already know.
  2771.  
  2772. 633
  2773. 00:29:54,177 --> 00:29:55,614
  2774. There's Heinrich
  2775. the Dutch Dream.
  2776.  
  2777. 634
  2778. 00:29:55,616 --> 00:29:57,183
  2779. Oh [INAUDIBLE]
  2780.  
  2781. 635
  2782. 00:29:57,185 --> 00:29:59,232
  2783. Svetlana the Polish
  2784. Punisher and her best friend,
  2785.  
  2786. 636
  2787. 00:29:59,234 --> 00:30:02,112
  2788. Olga the Swedish Destroyer.
  2789.  
  2790. 637
  2791. 00:30:02,114 --> 00:30:04,415
  2792. Then we've got the
  2793. Canadian, a.k.a.
  2794.  
  2795. 638
  2796. 00:30:04,417 --> 00:30:06,175
  2797. - Sasha Second Place.
  2798. - Ouch.
  2799.  
  2800. 639
  2801. 00:30:06,177 --> 00:30:07,872
  2802. Watch it, Dutch boy.
  2803.  
  2804. 640
  2805. 00:30:07,874 --> 00:30:08,895
  2806. Dang.
  2807.  
  2808. 641
  2809. 00:30:08,897 --> 00:30:10,400
  2810. What is her problem?
  2811.  
  2812. 642
  2813. 00:30:10,402 --> 00:30:12,063
  2814. Huge chip on her shoulder.
  2815.  
  2816. 643
  2817. 00:30:12,065 --> 00:30:14,751
  2818. Dad, grandma, and great
  2819. uncle all second picks
  2820.  
  2821. 644
  2822. 00:30:14,753 --> 00:30:16,574
  2823. at previous tryouts.
  2824.  
  2825. 645
  2826. 00:30:16,576 --> 00:30:18,367
  2827. Lot of pressure to
  2828. break the family curse.
  2829.  
  2830. 646
  2831. 00:30:18,369 --> 00:30:21,023
  2832. All right,
  2833. everybody, pipe down.
  2834.  
  2835. 647
  2836. 00:30:21,025 --> 00:30:24,062
  2837. Ahem, welcome, one and all.
  2838.  
  2839. 648
  2840. 00:30:24,064 --> 00:30:26,112
  2841. Santa is delighted you
  2842. made the long journey
  2843.  
  2844. 649
  2845. 00:30:26,114 --> 00:30:28,190
  2846. and is blah, blah, blah,
  2847. blah, blah, blah, blah.
  2848.  
  2849. 650
  2850. 00:30:28,192 --> 00:30:29,695
  2851. OK, here's the deal.
  2852.  
  2853. 651
  2854. 00:30:29,697 --> 00:30:33,536
  2855. We've got three days to
  2856. find our next Blitzen.
  2857.  
  2858. 652
  2859. 00:30:33,538 --> 00:30:35,359
  2860. Of course, when we
  2861. set up this system,
  2862.  
  2863. 653
  2864. 00:30:35,361 --> 00:30:38,847
  2865. we envisioned a
  2866. much longer process.
  2867.  
  2868. 654
  2869. 00:30:38,849 --> 00:30:41,534
  2870. But since your predecessor
  2871. proved like so many before him
  2872.  
  2873. 655
  2874. 00:30:41,536 --> 00:30:43,774
  2875. that reindeer are
  2876. unreliable, self-absorbed,
  2877.  
  2878. 656
  2879. 00:30:43,776 --> 00:30:46,016
  2880. ego maniacal
  2881. quitters who possess
  2882.  
  2883. 657
  2884. 00:30:46,018 --> 00:30:48,447
  2885. nary a hint of
  2886. social responsibility
  2887.  
  2888. 658
  2889. 00:30:48,449 --> 00:30:49,374
  2890. nor personal honor...
  2891.  
  2892. 659
  2893. 00:30:49,376 --> 00:30:50,334
  2894. Who do you think you are?
  2895.  
  2896. 660
  2897. 00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:52,671
  2898. Not all reindeer, man.
  2899.  
  2900. 661
  2901. 00:30:52,673 --> 00:30:54,270
  2902. This guy is amazing.
  2903.  
  2904. 662
  2905. 00:30:54,272 --> 00:30:55,999
  2906. Oh, I see.
  2907.  
  2908. 663
  2909. 00:30:56,001 --> 00:30:59,007
  2910. You're under the impression that
  2911. reindeers are noble creatures.
  2912.  
  2913. 664
  2914. 00:30:59,009 --> 00:31:00,542
  2915. Hey, I've got a good idea.
  2916.  
  2917. 665
  2918. 00:31:00,544 --> 00:31:03,326
  2919. How about I enlighten you to
  2920. the way things really are?
  2921.  
  2922. 666
  2923. 00:31:03,328 --> 00:31:08,703
  2924. It all started in 1953 when
  2925. Dixen decided to have a family
  2926.  
  2927. 667
  2928. 00:31:08,705 --> 00:31:10,431
  2929. and move to the suburbs.
  2930.  
  2931. 668
  2932. 00:31:10,433 --> 00:31:12,223
  2933. Now, I'll be the first to admit
  2934. the Dixen thing caught us off
  2935.  
  2936. 669
  2937. 00:31:12,225 --> 00:31:13,950
  2938. guard.
  2939.  
  2940. 670
  2941. 00:31:13,952 --> 00:31:16,159
  2942. Of course, our real mistake was
  2943. thinking that it was a fluke.
  2944.  
  2945. 671
  2946. 00:31:16,161 --> 00:31:18,782
  2947. Because 14 years later, along
  2948. comes a little movement known
  2949.  
  2950. 672
  2951. 00:31:18,784 --> 00:31:21,727
  2952. as "flower power,"
  2953. and Comet takes off
  2954.  
  2955. 673
  2956. 00:31:21,729 --> 00:31:24,863
  2957. to some ashram to find himself.
  2958.  
  2959. 674
  2960. 00:31:24,865 --> 00:31:28,351
  2961. Then in 1988, Cupid
  2962. defected to Moscow
  2963.  
  2964. 675
  2965. 00:31:28,353 --> 00:31:31,263
  2966. after falling in
  2967. love again, this time
  2968.  
  2969. 676
  2970. 00:31:31,265 --> 00:31:34,047
  2971. with a little Siberian number
  2972. by the name of Vladlena,
  2973.  
  2974. 677
  2975. 00:31:34,049 --> 00:31:37,407
  2976. on Christmas Eve, no
  2977. less, which brings us
  2978.  
  2979. 678
  2980. 00:31:37,409 --> 00:31:40,319
  2981. to last year's incident
  2982. when Prancer decided
  2983.  
  2984. 679
  2985. 00:31:40,321 --> 00:31:42,942
  2986. he needed some "me" time.
  2987.  
  2988. 680
  2989. 00:31:42,944 --> 00:31:46,078
  2990. I mean, have you ever heard
  2991. such self-absorbed baloney
  2992.  
  2993. 681
  2994. 00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:47,391
  2995. in all your life?
  2996.  
  2997. 682
  2998. 00:31:47,393 --> 00:31:47,935
  2999. Oh, wait.
  3000.  
  3001. 683
  3002. 00:31:47,937 --> 00:31:50,271
  3003. Look who I'm talking to.
  3004.  
  3005. 684
  3006. 00:31:50,273 --> 00:31:51,615
  3007. Of course you have.
  3008.  
  3009. 685
  3010. 00:31:51,617 --> 00:31:52,414
  3011. Wait a minute.
  3012.  
  3013. 686
  3014. 00:31:52,416 --> 00:31:53,727
  3015. Are you kidding me?
  3016.  
  3017. 687
  3018. 00:31:53,729 --> 00:31:58,015
  3019. Save your whining for
  3020. the sports psychologist.
  3021.  
  3022. 688
  3023. 00:31:58,017 --> 00:32:01,534
  3024. The point is, punks, it's
  3025. no longer just about skill.
  3026.  
  3027. 689
  3028. 00:32:01,536 --> 00:32:05,247
  3029. We're looking for strength of
  3030. character, integrity, loyalty,
  3031.  
  3032. 690
  3033. 00:32:05,249 --> 00:32:07,166
  3034. qualities that seemed to
  3035. have eluded your species
  3036.  
  3037. 691
  3038. 00:32:07,168 --> 00:32:09,502
  3039. for quite some time.
  3040.  
  3041. 692
  3042. 00:32:09,504 --> 00:32:10,943
  3043. Now, get out of here.
  3044.  
  3045. 693
  3046. 00:32:10,945 --> 00:32:13,566
  3047. First event starts in
  3048. the main field in five.
  3049.  
  3050. 694
  3051. 00:32:26,401 --> 00:32:28,734
  3052. Oh, oh DJ all the way.
  3053.  
  3054. 695
  3055. 00:32:28,736 --> 00:32:32,479
  3056. Hey, hey DJ all the way.
  3057.  
  3058. 696
  3059. 00:32:32,481 --> 00:32:34,526
  3060. Hm.
  3061.  
  3062. 697
  3063. 00:32:34,528 --> 00:32:39,230
  3064. Hey, Little League tryouts
  3065. were last week, small fry.
  3066.  
  3067. 698
  3068. 00:32:39,232 --> 00:32:39,934
  3069. Good one.
  3070.  
  3071. 699
  3072. 00:32:39,936 --> 00:32:40,702
  3073. Question, though.
  3074.  
  3075. 700
  3076. 00:32:40,704 --> 00:32:42,207
  3077. Are you looking
  3078. forward to coming
  3079.  
  3080. 701
  3081. 00:32:42,209 --> 00:32:44,511
  3082. in second again, JD Canuck?
  3083.  
  3084. 702
  3085. 00:32:44,513 --> 00:32:46,335
  3086. Oh.
  3087.  
  3088. 703
  3089. 00:32:46,337 --> 00:32:47,231
  3090. No, no, I'm sorry.
  3091.  
  3092. 704
  3093. 00:32:47,233 --> 00:32:48,414
  3094. I didn't mean that.
  3095.  
  3096. 705
  3097. 00:32:48,416 --> 00:32:49,182
  3098. I was only trying to...
  3099.  
  3100. 706
  3101. 00:32:49,184 --> 00:32:50,878
  3102. I'm just messing
  3103. with you, tiny.
  3104.  
  3105. 707
  3106. 00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:52,382
  3107. Would you two keep it down?
  3108.  
  3109. 708
  3110. 00:32:52,384 --> 00:32:54,657
  3111. DJ's trying to get himself
  3112. in the zone over here.
  3113.  
  3114. 709
  3115. 00:33:00,448 --> 00:33:01,662
  3116. All right, folks.
  3117.  
  3118. 710
  3119. 00:33:01,664 --> 00:33:04,478
  3120. This ain't rocket science.
  3121.  
  3122. 711
  3123. 00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:06,687
  3124. First 10 get to stick
  3125. around for tomorrow's event.
  3126.  
  3127. 712
  3128. 00:33:06,689 --> 00:33:09,407
  3129. The rest of you, bye bye.
  3130.  
  3131. 713
  3132. 00:33:09,409 --> 00:33:09,890
  3133. Take your marks.
  3134.  
  3135. 714
  3136. 00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:18,591
  3137. Go DJ, go.
  3138.  
  3139. 715
  3140. 00:33:18,593 --> 00:33:23,074
  3141. - Wind up your knees, head down.
  3142. - Huh?
  3143.  
  3144. 716
  3145. 00:33:36,577 --> 00:33:40,126
  3146. This is just another goat run.
  3147.  
  3148. 717
  3149. 00:33:40,128 --> 00:33:42,974
  3150. Come on, Glitzen,
  3151. you can do this.
  3152.  
  3153. 718
  3154. 00:33:42,976 --> 00:33:44,894
  3155. You do this every day.
  3156.  
  3157. 719
  3158. 00:33:44,896 --> 00:33:46,622
  3159. Duck and weave, Glitzen.
  3160.  
  3161. 720
  3162. 00:33:46,624 --> 00:33:48,062
  3163. What?
  3164.  
  3165. 721
  3166. 00:33:48,064 --> 00:33:49,409
  3167. Duck and weave.
  3168.  
  3169. 722
  3170. 00:33:55,713 --> 00:33:57,630
  3171. Look at DJ go.
  3172.  
  3173. 723
  3174. 00:33:57,632 --> 00:34:00,254
  3175. Those clowns never had a chance.
  3176.  
  3177. 724
  3178. 00:34:00,256 --> 00:34:02,142
  3179. Enough of this nonsense.
  3180.  
  3181. 725
  3182. 00:34:02,144 --> 00:34:05,118
  3183. There's a footy match against
  3184. the old enemy on channel 3.
  3185.  
  3186. 726
  3187. 00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:06,751
  3188. Hey.
  3189.  
  3190. 727
  3191. 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:15,263
  3192. Did somebody order
  3193. a Spanish meatball?
  3194.  
  3195. 728
  3196. 00:34:18,208 --> 00:34:20,415
  3197. Get out of there, Glitzen.
  3198. Go.
  3199.  
  3200. 729
  3201. 00:34:20,417 --> 00:34:22,975
  3202. Move.
  3203.  
  3204. 730
  3205. 00:34:22,977 --> 00:34:24,801
  3206. Oh my goat.
  3207.  
  3208. 731
  3209. 00:34:29,376 --> 00:34:29,857
  3210. What?
  3211.  
  3212. 732
  3213. 00:34:33,024 --> 00:34:36,607
  3214. That little reindeer looks
  3215. just like you, Peanutbutter.
  3216.  
  3217. 733
  3218. 00:34:36,609 --> 00:34:42,238
  3219. - [INAUDIBLE]
  3220. - He's got it.
  3221.  
  3222. 734
  3223. 00:34:42,240 --> 00:34:43,167
  3224. He's got it.
  3225.  
  3226. 735
  3227. 00:34:43,169 --> 00:34:44,382
  3228. Yeah.
  3229.  
  3230. 736
  3231. 00:34:44,384 --> 00:34:45,982
  3232. Yes.
  3233. Yes.
  3234.  
  3235. 737
  3236. 00:34:45,984 --> 00:34:47,870
  3237. DJ loves himself.
  3238.  
  3239. 738
  3240. 00:34:47,872 --> 00:34:49,278
  3241. DJ.
  3242.  
  3243. 739
  3244. 00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:50,143
  3245. You see that?
  3246.  
  3247. 740
  3248. 00:34:50,145 --> 00:34:52,798
  3249. The training camp
  3250. is going to pay off.
  3251.  
  3252. 741
  3253. 00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:54,622
  3254. Man, your boy's got some legs.
  3255.  
  3256. 742
  3257. 00:34:54,624 --> 00:34:56,799
  3258. He just broke your
  3259. record, right?
  3260.  
  3261. 743
  3262. 00:34:56,801 --> 00:34:57,633
  3263. Not even close.
  3264.  
  3265. 744
  3266. 00:35:09,152 --> 00:35:10,111
  3267. Yes, yes.
  3268.  
  3269. 745
  3270. 00:35:10,113 --> 00:35:11,873
  3271. [INAUDIBLE] in your face.
  3272.  
  3273. 746
  3274. 00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:19,295
  3275. Elliot, that was amazing.
  3276.  
  3277. 747
  3278. 00:35:19,297 --> 00:35:21,887
  3279. Can you believe it, Hazel?
  3280.  
  3281. 748
  3282. 00:35:21,889 --> 00:35:22,528
  3283. I did it.
  3284.  
  3285. 749
  3286. 00:35:22,530 --> 00:35:24,479
  3287. I actually made it through.
  3288.  
  3289. 750
  3290. 00:35:24,481 --> 00:35:25,566
  3291. What are you two doing here?
  3292.  
  3293. 751
  3294. 00:35:25,568 --> 00:35:27,903
  3295. Uh-oh.
  3296.  
  3297. 752
  3298. 00:35:27,905 --> 00:35:29,470
  3299. Do we know each other?
  3300.  
  3301. 753
  3302. 00:35:29,472 --> 00:35:31,487
  3303. I'm pretty sure
  3304. we've met, Elliot.
  3305.  
  3306. 754
  3307. 00:35:31,489 --> 00:35:32,702
  3308. Nice hat, Hazel.
  3309.  
  3310. 755
  3311. 00:35:32,704 --> 00:35:34,910
  3312. Please don't tell
  3313. Coach we're here, Clyde.
  3314.  
  3315. 756
  3316. 00:35:34,912 --> 00:35:37,310
  3317. Give me one good
  3318. reason why not.
  3319.  
  3320. 757
  3321. 00:35:37,312 --> 00:35:39,422
  3322. Because I can do this.
  3323.  
  3324. 758
  3325. 00:35:39,424 --> 00:35:40,350
  3326. Did you see that?
  3327.  
  3328. 759
  3329. 00:35:40,352 --> 00:35:41,311
  3330. I made the cut.
  3331.  
  3332. 760
  3333. 00:35:41,313 --> 00:35:43,199
  3334. Dead last on qualifier.
  3335.  
  3336. 761
  3337. 00:35:43,201 --> 00:35:44,862
  3338. You must be so proud.
  3339.  
  3340. 762
  3341. 00:35:44,864 --> 00:35:46,911
  3342. OK, yeah, I was last.
  3343.  
  3344. 763
  3345. 00:35:46,913 --> 00:35:48,095
  3346. But did you see me out there?
  3347.  
  3348. 764
  3349. 00:35:48,097 --> 00:35:49,439
  3350. I was on fire.
  3351.  
  3352. 765
  3353. 00:35:49,441 --> 00:35:51,614
  3354. Sloppy footwork,
  3355. appalling technique,
  3356.  
  3357. 766
  3358. 00:35:51,616 --> 00:35:54,495
  3359. and a total disregard
  3360. for presentation.
  3361.  
  3362. 767
  3363. 00:35:54,497 --> 00:35:55,486
  3364. Some fire.
  3365.  
  3366. 768
  3367. 00:35:55,488 --> 00:35:56,351
  3368. Yeah?
  3369.  
  3370. 769
  3371. 00:35:56,353 --> 00:35:58,173
  3372. Well, what do you know?
  3373.  
  3374. 770
  3375. 00:35:58,175 --> 00:36:00,063
  3376. You're just a cranky, old draft
  3377. horse whose pulled one too many
  3378.  
  3379. 771
  3380. 00:36:00,065 --> 00:36:02,111
  3381. kegs.
  3382.  
  3383. 772
  3384. 00:36:02,113 --> 00:36:03,390
  3385. Forget I said anything.
  3386.  
  3387. 773
  3388. 00:36:03,392 --> 00:36:04,801
  3389. You'll make a perfect reindeer.
  3390.  
  3391. 774
  3392. 00:36:07,905 --> 00:36:09,762
  3393. OK, time to hit the buffet.
  3394.  
  3395. 775
  3396. 00:36:15,937 --> 00:36:18,685
  3397. Uh, we should just
  3398. go home and take
  3399.  
  3400. 776
  3401. 00:36:18,687 --> 00:36:20,543
  3402. our chances with the meat lady.
  3403.  
  3404. 777
  3405. 00:36:20,545 --> 00:36:21,663
  3406. Oh yeah, sure.
  3407.  
  3408. 778
  3409. 00:36:21,665 --> 00:36:23,967
  3410. Let's quit now, give
  3411. up on everything
  3412.  
  3413. 779
  3414. 00:36:23,969 --> 00:36:25,758
  3415. you've been working
  3416. your entire life for.
  3417.  
  3418. 780
  3419. 00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:26,431
  3420. Great plan.
  3421.  
  3422. 781
  3423. 00:36:26,433 --> 00:36:27,454
  3424. I'm serious.
  3425.  
  3426. 782
  3427. 00:36:27,456 --> 00:36:29,538
  3428. Sure you are.
  3429. Athletes.
  3430.  
  3431. 783
  3432. 00:36:31,937 --> 00:36:33,022
  3433. Wait a second.
  3434.  
  3435. 784
  3436. 00:36:33,024 --> 00:36:35,807
  3437. Where is everyone?
  3438.  
  3439. 785
  3440. 00:36:35,809 --> 00:36:37,534
  3441. Hey, Glitzen.
  3442.  
  3443. 786
  3444. 00:36:37,536 --> 00:36:39,358
  3445. You coming to the after party?
  3446.  
  3447. 787
  3448. 00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:41,118
  3449. Ooh, is that where
  3450. they serve dessert?
  3451.  
  3452. 788
  3453. 00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:42,302
  3454. Is there a chocolate fountain?
  3455.  
  3456. 789
  3457. 00:36:42,304 --> 00:36:44,670
  3458. Reindeer only, sorry.
  3459.  
  3460. 790
  3461. 00:36:44,672 --> 00:36:46,463
  3462. I'm not really
  3463. in a party mood.
  3464.  
  3465. 791
  3466. 00:36:46,465 --> 00:36:47,390
  3467. Why not?
  3468.  
  3469. 792
  3470. 00:36:47,392 --> 00:36:49,886
  3471. You were amazing today.
  3472.  
  3473. 793
  3474. 00:36:49,888 --> 00:36:50,367
  3475. I was?
  3476.  
  3477. 794
  3478. 00:36:50,369 --> 00:36:51,455
  3479. Are you kidding?
  3480.  
  3481. 795
  3482. 00:36:51,457 --> 00:36:52,893
  3483. I just saw the replay.
  3484.  
  3485. 796
  3486. 00:36:52,895 --> 00:36:55,711
  3487. That duck and weave
  3488. bit was awesome.
  3489.  
  3490. 797
  3491. 00:36:55,713 --> 00:36:56,670
  3492. Oh, actually, that was...
  3493.  
  3494. 798
  3495. 00:36:56,672 --> 00:36:59,359
  3496. Just a little reindeer
  3497. move I came up with back
  3498.  
  3499. 799
  3500. 00:36:59,361 --> 00:37:01,375
  3501. at the reindeer
  3502. training camp, you
  3503.  
  3504. 800
  3505. 00:37:01,377 --> 00:37:03,870
  3506. know with the other
  3507. reindeer, like me.
  3508.  
  3509. 801
  3510. 00:37:03,872 --> 00:37:04,798
  3511. Excuse me?
  3512.  
  3513. 802
  3514. 00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:06,271
  3515. Well, come on then.
  3516.  
  3517. 803
  3518. 00:37:06,273 --> 00:37:08,286
  3519. Don't just stand
  3520. there looking short.
  3521.  
  3522. 804
  3523. 00:37:08,288 --> 00:37:10,046
  3524. OK, yeah.
  3525.  
  3526. 805
  3527. 00:37:10,048 --> 00:37:11,231
  3528. Yeah, you're right, Sasha.
  3529.  
  3530. 806
  3531. 00:37:11,233 --> 00:37:13,374
  3532. A party sounds
  3533. like a great idea.
  3534.  
  3535. 807
  3536. 00:37:13,376 --> 00:37:14,272
  3537. Enjoy the buffet, Hazel.
  3538.  
  3539. 808
  3540. 00:37:20,096 --> 00:37:22,815
  3541. So this is like a
  3542. Christmas party?
  3543.  
  3544. 809
  3545. 00:37:22,817 --> 00:37:25,054
  3546. Um, not exactly.
  3547.  
  3548. 810
  3549. 00:37:25,056 --> 00:37:27,295
  3550. Younglings, welcome.
  3551.  
  3552. 811
  3553. 00:37:27,297 --> 00:37:30,782
  3554. We've got food,
  3555. beverages, flea dip.
  3556.  
  3557. 812
  3558. 00:37:30,784 --> 00:37:34,366
  3559. Um, is that the North Pole?
  3560.  
  3561. 813
  3562. 00:37:34,368 --> 00:37:35,485
  3563. Yeah.
  3564.  
  3565. 814
  3566. 00:37:35,487 --> 00:37:37,151
  3567. We steal it every year.
  3568.  
  3569. 815
  3570. 00:37:37,153 --> 00:37:39,039
  3571. What's that stuff all over it?
  3572.  
  3573. 816
  3574. 00:37:39,041 --> 00:37:39,837
  3575. Butter.
  3576.  
  3577. 817
  3578. 00:37:39,839 --> 00:37:43,999
  3579. - Makes it good and slippery.
  3580. - Oh.
  3581.  
  3582. 818
  3583. 00:37:44,001 --> 00:37:45,759
  3584. You two want to give it a try?
  3585.  
  3586. 819
  3587. 00:37:45,761 --> 00:37:48,382
  3588. Do we have a choice?
  3589.  
  3590. 820
  3591. 00:37:48,384 --> 00:37:51,935
  3592. What do you think we are, a
  3593. couple of heartless monsters?
  3594.  
  3595. 821
  3596. 00:37:51,937 --> 00:37:54,559
  3597. Because you would be right.
  3598.  
  3599. 822
  3600. 00:37:54,561 --> 00:37:55,775
  3601. Come on now.
  3602.  
  3603. 823
  3604. 00:37:55,777 --> 00:37:56,702
  3605. Come on.
  3606.  
  3607. 824
  3608. 00:37:56,704 --> 00:37:58,591
  3609. Have fun, y'all.
  3610.  
  3611. 825
  3612. 00:38:18,368 --> 00:38:19,518
  3613. Huh?
  3614.  
  3615. 826
  3616. 00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:20,670
  3617. Come on, come on.
  3618.  
  3619. 827
  3620. 00:38:20,672 --> 00:38:21,950
  3621. Where is it?
  3622.  
  3623. 828
  3624. 00:38:21,952 --> 00:38:23,521
  3625. I know I saw it
  3626. around here somewhere.
  3627.  
  3628. 829
  3629. 00:38:39,711 --> 00:38:41,345
  3630. That must be where
  3631. we get the dessert.
  3632.  
  3633. 830
  3634. 00:38:44,416 --> 00:38:46,303
  3635. Man, are you kidding me?
  3636.  
  3637. 831
  3638. 00:38:46,305 --> 00:38:48,094
  3639. No one can win this thing.
  3640.  
  3641. 832
  3642. 00:38:48,096 --> 00:38:49,439
  3643. Seriously, where's
  3644. an opposable thumb
  3645.  
  3646. 833
  3647. 00:38:49,441 --> 00:38:51,166
  3648. when you need it?
  3649.  
  3650. 834
  3651. 00:38:51,168 --> 00:38:52,893
  3652. No one can win.
  3653.  
  3654. 835
  3655. 00:38:52,895 --> 00:38:54,013
  3656. No one.
  3657.  
  3658. 836
  3659. 00:38:58,592 --> 00:39:00,350
  3660. Dude, speak English.
  3661.  
  3662. 837
  3663. 00:39:00,352 --> 00:39:02,749
  3664. You know DJ doesn't
  3665. understand Korean.
  3666.  
  3667. 838
  3668. 00:39:02,751 --> 00:39:03,934
  3669. He's Dutch, you idiot.
  3670.  
  3671. 839
  3672. 00:39:03,936 --> 00:39:05,629
  3673. Hey, I know what to do.
  3674.  
  3675. 840
  3676. 00:39:05,631 --> 00:39:08,478
  3677. I think DJ knows Korean
  3678. when he hears it, Sasha.
  3679.  
  3680. 841
  3681. 00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:10,077
  3682. Listen, I have an idea.
  3683.  
  3684. 842
  3685. 00:39:10,079 --> 00:39:11,518
  3686. No, she is right.
  3687. I am Dutch.
  3688.  
  3689. 843
  3690. 00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:15,038
  3691. Guys, we're all losers.
  3692.  
  3693. 844
  3694. 00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:16,254
  3695. Excuse me?
  3696.  
  3697. 845
  3698. 00:39:16,256 --> 00:39:17,661
  3699. You said it yourself, DJ.
  3700.  
  3701. 846
  3702. 00:39:17,663 --> 00:39:19,678
  3703. This is impossible.
  3704.  
  3705. 847
  3706. 00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:23,039
  3707. But if someone doesn't get
  3708. that hat down, we all lose.
  3709.  
  3710. 848
  3711. 00:39:23,041 --> 00:39:26,974
  3712. All of us as a group.
  3713.  
  3714. 849
  3715. 00:39:26,976 --> 00:39:30,078
  3716. Some might even call it a team.
  3717.  
  3718. 850
  3719. 00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:32,638
  3720. Do you see where
  3721. I'm going with this?
  3722.  
  3723. 851
  3724. 00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:34,271
  3725. Oh, I see.
  3726.  
  3727. 852
  3728. 00:39:34,273 --> 00:39:36,126
  3729. Let's do this.
  3730.  
  3731. 853
  3732. 00:39:37,919 --> 00:39:39,294
  3733. Whoa, hold on.
  3734.  
  3735. 854
  3736. 00:39:39,296 --> 00:39:41,184
  3737. What just... I don't get it.
  3738.  
  3739. 855
  3740. 00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:47,934
  3741. Are you wearing
  3742. [INAUDIBLE] shoes, man?
  3743.  
  3744. 856
  3745. 00:39:47,936 --> 00:39:49,533
  3746. Ow.
  3747. Ow.
  3748.  
  3749. 857
  3750. 00:39:49,535 --> 00:39:50,209
  3751. Watch it.
  3752.  
  3753. 858
  3754. 00:40:02,848 --> 00:40:05,631
  3755. Oh man, I love
  3756. being a reindeer.
  3757.  
  3758. 859
  3759. 00:40:05,633 --> 00:40:07,870
  3760. Good to know,
  3761. considering you've
  3762.  
  3763. 860
  3764. 00:40:07,872 --> 00:40:09,823
  3765. been one your entire life.
  3766.  
  3767. 861
  3768. 00:40:09,825 --> 00:40:11,421
  3769. Oh yeah, right.
  3770.  
  3771. 862
  3772. 00:40:11,423 --> 00:40:14,943
  3773. No, I'm just saying being
  3774. a reindeer is awesome.
  3775.  
  3776. 863
  3777. 00:40:14,945 --> 00:40:16,574
  3778. Whoa, hold up.
  3779.  
  3780. 864
  3781. 00:40:16,576 --> 00:40:19,357
  3782. Do I know you, little dude?
  3783.  
  3784. 865
  3785. 00:40:19,359 --> 00:40:20,223
  3786. Me?
  3787.  
  3788. 866
  3789. 00:40:20,225 --> 00:40:21,566
  3790. No.
  3791.  
  3792. 867
  3793. 00:40:21,568 --> 00:40:23,870
  3794. No, we just met, remember?
  3795.  
  3796. 868
  3797. 00:40:23,872 --> 00:40:26,781
  3798. Yeah, but you're
  3799. looking awfully
  3800.  
  3801. 869
  3802. 00:40:26,783 --> 00:40:29,214
  3803. familiar all of a sudden.
  3804.  
  3805. 870
  3806. 00:40:29,216 --> 00:40:30,943
  3807. Oh, is that my
  3808. coach calling me?
  3809.  
  3810. 871
  3811. 00:40:30,945 --> 00:40:31,617
  3812. I should go.
  3813.  
  3814. 872
  3815. 00:40:34,849 --> 00:40:35,870
  3816. That was weird.
  3817.  
  3818. 873
  3819. 00:40:35,872 --> 00:40:36,990
  3820. Something's not right, Sasha.
  3821.  
  3822. 874
  3823. 00:40:36,992 --> 00:40:38,208
  3824. I know it.
  3825.  
  3826. 875
  3827. 00:40:45,504 --> 00:40:48,509
  3828. Oh wow.
  3829.  
  3830. 876
  3831. 00:40:48,511 --> 00:40:50,494
  3832. Oh my goodness.
  3833.  
  3834. 877
  3835. 00:40:50,496 --> 00:40:52,960
  3836. Oh, the kitchen must be behind
  3837. all these shiny new sleighs.
  3838.  
  3839. 878
  3840. 00:41:09,409 --> 00:41:11,293
  3841. What are you doing back here?
  3842.  
  3843. 879
  3844. 00:41:12,864 --> 00:41:15,423
  3845. Oh hello, good sir.
  3846.  
  3847. 880
  3848. 00:41:15,425 --> 00:41:18,846
  3849. Would you be so kind as to
  3850. direct me to the ladies room?
  3851.  
  3852. 881
  3853. 00:41:18,848 --> 00:41:20,959
  3854. So sorry, Madam, I cannot.
  3855.  
  3856. 882
  3857. 00:41:20,961 --> 00:41:23,551
  3858. Because you're a goat.
  3859.  
  3860. 883
  3861. 00:41:23,553 --> 00:41:25,662
  3862. You're not authorized
  3863. to be here, either.
  3864.  
  3865. 884
  3866. 00:41:25,664 --> 00:41:28,478
  3867. Would someone please
  3868. tell me what is going on?
  3869.  
  3870. 885
  3871. 00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:31,039
  3872. Sugar plum, there you are.
  3873.  
  3874. 886
  3875. 00:41:31,041 --> 00:41:33,533
  3876. I've been looking
  3877. all over for you.
  3878.  
  3879. 887
  3880. 00:41:33,535 --> 00:41:36,093
  3881. I've got a bag of dog treats
  3882. in my purse if you play along.
  3883.  
  3884. 888
  3885. 00:41:36,095 --> 00:41:38,239
  3886. Lady, do I look
  3887. like I eat Kibble?
  3888.  
  3889. 889
  3890. 00:41:38,241 --> 00:41:39,806
  3891. My, my, Lemon Drop.
  3892.  
  3893. 890
  3894. 00:41:39,808 --> 00:41:41,022
  3895. What is all this?
  3896.  
  3897. 891
  3898. 00:41:41,024 --> 00:41:43,807
  3899. It's how the North Pole keeps
  3900. up with the rest of the world.
  3901.  
  3902. 892
  3903. 00:41:43,809 --> 00:41:45,566
  3904. And it's supposed to be
  3905. top secret, by the way,
  3906.  
  3907. 893
  3908. 00:41:45,568 --> 00:41:47,966
  3909. so if you do not mind.
  3910.  
  3911. 894
  3912. 00:41:47,968 --> 00:41:52,159
  3913. It's just there sure a lot
  3914. of mechanical sleigh in here.
  3915.  
  3916. 895
  3917. 00:41:52,161 --> 00:41:54,141
  3918. Seriously, this
  3919. place is packed.
  3920.  
  3921. 896
  3922. 00:41:54,143 --> 00:41:56,351
  3923. And I always thought they
  3924. were manufactured exclusively
  3925.  
  3926. 897
  3927. 00:41:56,353 --> 00:41:57,918
  3928. for the training farms.
  3929.  
  3930. 898
  3931. 00:41:57,920 --> 00:41:59,037
  3932. Oh yeah, that is right.
  3933.  
  3934. 899
  3935. 00:41:59,039 --> 00:42:00,157
  3936. They sure are.
  3937.  
  3938. 900
  3939. 00:42:00,159 --> 00:42:03,263
  3940. And yet here we stand in
  3941. the heart of the North Pole,
  3942.  
  3943. 901
  3944. 00:42:03,265 --> 00:42:05,661
  3945. surrounded by a
  3946. veritable suite of them.
  3947.  
  3948. 902
  3949. 00:42:05,663 --> 00:42:06,911
  3950. Hey, she's right.
  3951.  
  3952. 903
  3953. 00:42:06,913 --> 00:42:08,159
  3954. What gives, elf?
  3955.  
  3956. 904
  3957. 00:42:08,161 --> 00:42:10,013
  3958. Care to comment?
  3959.  
  3960. 905
  3961. 00:42:10,015 --> 00:42:11,678
  3962. Well, I...
  3963.  
  3964. 906
  3965. 00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:13,853
  3966. I suppose we couldn't expect
  3967. to keep it a secret forever.
  3968.  
  3969. 907
  3970. 00:42:13,855 --> 00:42:15,391
  3971. Keep what a secret?
  3972.  
  3973. 908
  3974. 00:42:15,393 --> 00:42:18,430
  3975. How we survived the
  3976. Prancer crisis, of course.
  3977.  
  3978. 909
  3979. 00:42:18,432 --> 00:42:21,310
  3980. How do you think Santa handled
  3981. a typhoon, two blizzards,
  3982.  
  3983. 910
  3984. 00:42:21,312 --> 00:42:23,550
  3985. and the worst fog the
  3986. eastern seaboard had ever
  3987.  
  3988. 911
  3989. 00:42:23,552 --> 00:42:25,374
  3990. seen with his team down a man?
  3991.  
  3992. 912
  3993. 00:42:25,376 --> 00:42:28,670
  3994. Everyone knows last year
  3995. was an outright disaster.
  3996.  
  3997. 913
  3998. 00:42:28,672 --> 00:42:30,718
  3999. The one thing Santa
  4000. didn't do was handle it.
  4001.  
  4002. 914
  4003. 00:42:30,720 --> 00:42:33,214
  4004. Of course he handled it.
  4005.  
  4006. 915
  4007. 00:42:33,216 --> 00:42:36,478
  4008. He was just a little late.
  4009.  
  4010. 916
  4011. 00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:38,782
  4012. A little?
  4013.  
  4014. 917
  4015. 00:42:38,784 --> 00:42:40,351
  4016. Try seven hours.
  4017.  
  4018. 918
  4019. 00:42:41,216 --> 00:42:43,678
  4020. The candy
  4021. cane has cracked.
  4022.  
  4023. 919
  4024. 00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:46,077
  4025. I repeat, the candy
  4026. cane has cracked.
  4027.  
  4028. 920
  4029. 00:42:46,079 --> 00:42:49,886
  4030. Move, move, move.
  4031.  
  4032. 921
  4033. 00:42:49,888 --> 00:42:56,062
  4034. We did what we had to do
  4035. and we got the job done.
  4036.  
  4037. 922
  4038. 00:42:56,064 --> 00:42:59,422
  4039. These sleighs are
  4040. something else.
  4041.  
  4042. 923
  4043. 00:42:59,424 --> 00:43:01,758
  4044. No need to be fed or groomed.
  4045.  
  4046. 924
  4047. 00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:04,511
  4048. Don't need any
  4049. sleep or exercise.
  4050.  
  4051. 925
  4052. 00:43:04,513 --> 00:43:07,549
  4053. 100% hassle-free.
  4054.  
  4055. 926
  4056. 00:43:07,551 --> 00:43:10,111
  4057. I love technology.
  4058.  
  4059. 927
  4060. 00:43:10,113 --> 00:43:13,277
  4061. Not more than you love
  4062. the reindeer, though, right?
  4063.  
  4064. 928
  4065. 00:43:13,279 --> 00:43:14,238
  4066. Oh yeah, no.
  4067.  
  4068. 929
  4069. 00:43:14,240 --> 00:43:16,766
  4070. Of course not.
  4071.  
  4072. 930
  4073. 00:43:16,768 --> 00:43:18,143
  4074. I love the reindeers.
  4075.  
  4076. 931
  4077. 00:43:18,145 --> 00:43:21,149
  4078. They're so much fun.
  4079.  
  4080. 932
  4081. 00:43:21,151 --> 00:43:23,773
  4082. So this is, what,
  4083. a backup system?
  4084.  
  4085. 933
  4086. 00:43:23,775 --> 00:43:24,541
  4087. Sure.
  4088.  
  4089. 934
  4090. 00:43:24,543 --> 00:43:25,566
  4091. OK.
  4092.  
  4093. 935
  4094. 00:43:25,568 --> 00:43:26,558
  4095. A backup system.
  4096.  
  4097. 936
  4098. 00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:28,542
  4099. That... that's a...
  4100.  
  4101. 937
  4102. 00:43:28,544 --> 00:43:30,782
  4103. a good phrase.
  4104.  
  4105. 938
  4106. 00:43:30,784 --> 00:43:31,968
  4107. Now, if you don't mind.
  4108.  
  4109. 939
  4110. 00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:36,990
  4111. He's a terrible liar.
  4112.  
  4113. 940
  4114. 00:43:36,992 --> 00:43:37,662
  4115. Yup.
  4116.  
  4117. 941
  4118. 00:43:37,664 --> 00:43:42,078
  4119. So how about those dog treats?
  4120.  
  4121. 942
  4122. 00:43:59,904 --> 00:44:03,071
  4123. Oh, you promised
  4124. you'd stop doing that.
  4125.  
  4126. 943
  4127. 00:44:03,073 --> 00:44:05,790
  4128. I saw something really
  4129. strange last night, Elliot.
  4130.  
  4131. 944
  4132. 00:44:05,792 --> 00:44:06,942
  4133. Last night.
  4134.  
  4135. 945
  4136. 00:44:06,944 --> 00:44:08,030
  4137. Oh, man.
  4138.  
  4139. 946
  4140. 00:44:08,032 --> 00:44:09,439
  4141. Lemon Drop's got
  4142. this secret lab.
  4143.  
  4144. 947
  4145. 00:44:09,441 --> 00:44:10,942
  4146. You should have
  4147. been there, Hazel.
  4148.  
  4149. 948
  4150. 00:44:10,944 --> 00:44:12,573
  4151. Full of mechanical sleighs.
  4152.  
  4153. 949
  4154. 00:44:12,575 --> 00:44:13,822
  4155. There was reindeer.
  4156.  
  4157. 950
  4158. 00:44:13,824 --> 00:44:14,943
  4159. I think he's up to something.
  4160.  
  4161. 951
  4162. 00:44:14,945 --> 00:44:16,541
  4163. And butter.
  4164.  
  4165. 952
  4166. 00:44:16,543 --> 00:44:18,654
  4167. Elliot, stop yapping
  4168. about the stupid reindeer
  4169.  
  4170. 953
  4171. 00:44:18,656 --> 00:44:20,030
  4172. and listen to me.
  4173.  
  4174. 954
  4175. 00:44:20,032 --> 00:44:21,534
  4176. Reindeer aren't stupid.
  4177.  
  4178. 955
  4179. 00:44:21,536 --> 00:44:23,166
  4180. Uh, excuse me?
  4181.  
  4182. 956
  4183. 00:44:23,168 --> 00:44:24,287
  4184. They're actually pretty great.
  4185.  
  4186. 957
  4187. 00:44:24,289 --> 00:44:25,822
  4188. They're great?
  4189.  
  4190. 958
  4191. 00:44:25,824 --> 00:44:28,958
  4192. I mean even DJ is OK
  4193. once you get to know him.
  4194.  
  4195. 959
  4196. 00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:30,238
  4197. OK, fine.
  4198.  
  4199. 960
  4200. 00:44:30,240 --> 00:44:34,398
  4201. Let's say they can be
  4202. nice to other reindeer.
  4203.  
  4204. 961
  4205. 00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:36,063
  4206. How do you think they're
  4207. going to react when
  4208.  
  4209. 962
  4210. 00:44:36,065 --> 00:44:38,270
  4211. you take off those antlers?
  4212.  
  4213. 963
  4214. 00:44:38,272 --> 00:44:40,286
  4215. Maybe I won't have to.
  4216.  
  4217. 964
  4218. 00:44:40,288 --> 00:44:42,079
  4219. What are you
  4220. even talking about?
  4221.  
  4222. 965
  4223. 00:44:42,081 --> 00:44:44,478
  4224. I just mean I
  4225. might not even win,
  4226.  
  4227. 966
  4228. 00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:48,573
  4229. so there's no point in worrying
  4230. about any of that right now.
  4231.  
  4232. 967
  4233. 00:44:48,575 --> 00:44:52,382
  4234. I have to get to the gym before
  4235. all the machines are taken.
  4236.  
  4237. 968
  4238. 00:44:52,384 --> 00:44:53,184
  4239. I'll see you later, Hazel.
  4240.  
  4241. 969
  4242. 00:45:05,536 --> 00:45:08,510
  4243. You don't look like a reindeer
  4244. ready for his first flight.
  4245.  
  4246. 970
  4247. 00:45:08,512 --> 00:45:13,086
  4248. DJ's got the sniffles,
  4249. and it's freezing out there.
  4250.  
  4251. 971
  4252. 00:45:13,088 --> 00:45:15,294
  4253. You're a reindeer, DJ.
  4254.  
  4255. 972
  4256. 00:45:15,296 --> 00:45:16,705
  4257. You're genetically
  4258. built for the cold.
  4259.  
  4260. 973
  4261. 00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:20,926
  4262. So that's it.
  4263.  
  4264. 974
  4265. 00:45:20,928 --> 00:45:24,445
  4266. After all our work, everything
  4267. Coach has done for you,
  4268.  
  4269. 975
  4270. 00:45:24,447 --> 00:45:27,453
  4271. you're going to throw
  4272. it all away over a cold?
  4273.  
  4274. 976
  4275. 00:45:27,455 --> 00:45:31,230
  4276. It is what it is, old man.
  4277.  
  4278. 977
  4279. 00:45:31,232 --> 00:45:34,430
  4280. I expect you on the
  4281. main field in 20 minutes.
  4282.  
  4283. 978
  4284. 00:45:41,119 --> 00:45:41,982
  4285. Excuse me.
  4286.  
  4287. 979
  4288. 00:45:41,984 --> 00:45:43,902
  4289. OK, big guy, make some room.
  4290.  
  4291. 980
  4292. 00:45:43,904 --> 00:45:47,933
  4293. OK, if you could just move your
  4294. giant butt two inches to the...
  4295.  
  4296. 981
  4297. 00:45:47,935 --> 00:45:49,693
  4298. OK, all right, that's it.
  4299.  
  4300. 982
  4301. 00:45:49,695 --> 00:45:50,496
  4302. I am done playing.
  4303.  
  4304. 983
  4305. 00:46:01,375 --> 00:46:03,648
  4306. Ooh, look at that.
  4307. Nice.
  4308.  
  4309. 984
  4310. 00:46:11,105 --> 00:46:12,637
  4311. Yo, Malik.
  4312.  
  4313. 985
  4314. 00:46:12,639 --> 00:46:13,568
  4315. You forgot the milk.
  4316.  
  4317. 986
  4318. 00:46:22,335 --> 00:46:23,583
  4319. Well, well, well.
  4320.  
  4321. 987
  4322. 00:46:23,585 --> 00:46:26,366
  4323. Look at you, my lovelies.
  4324.  
  4325. 988
  4326. 00:46:26,368 --> 00:46:28,990
  4327. Gee, I wonder what
  4328. that sign says.
  4329.  
  4330. 989
  4331. 00:46:28,992 --> 00:46:32,893
  4332. Meh, how important could it be?
  4333.  
  4334. 990
  4335. 00:46:32,895 --> 00:46:35,934
  4336. Reading is overrated.
  4337.  
  4338. 991
  4339. 00:46:35,936 --> 00:46:37,470
  4340. He's sick.
  4341.  
  4342. 992
  4343. 00:46:37,472 --> 00:46:38,717
  4344. After everything
  4345. we've worked for?
  4346.  
  4347. 993
  4348. 00:46:38,719 --> 00:46:41,662
  4349. No, no, no, no, no.
  4350.  
  4351. 994
  4352. 00:46:41,664 --> 00:46:44,733
  4353. He wouldn't get up
  4354. for you, either?
  4355.  
  4356. 995
  4357. 00:46:44,735 --> 00:46:46,623
  4358. This can't be happening.
  4359.  
  4360. 996
  4361. 00:46:46,625 --> 00:46:48,895
  4362. Everything OK, gentlemen?
  4363.  
  4364. 997
  4365. 00:46:48,897 --> 00:46:50,046
  4366. Great.
  4367.  
  4368. 998
  4369. 00:46:50,048 --> 00:46:52,253
  4370. I can see the headline now,
  4371. number 1 seed has the yips.
  4372.  
  4373. 999
  4374. 00:46:52,255 --> 00:46:55,678
  4375. Reindeer trainer slash failed
  4376. baseball star loses everything.
  4377.  
  4378. 1000
  4379. 00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:56,381
  4380. Perfect.
  4381.  
  4382. 1001
  4383. 00:46:56,383 --> 00:46:58,718
  4384. That's actually
  4385. a little wordy.
  4386.  
  4387. 1002
  4388. 00:46:58,720 --> 00:46:59,902
  4389. What am I going to do?
  4390.  
  4391. 1003
  4392. 00:47:00,895 --> 00:47:01,630
  4393. You're right.
  4394.  
  4395. 1004
  4396. 00:47:01,632 --> 00:47:02,622
  4397. He's fine.
  4398.  
  4399. 1005
  4400. 00:47:02,624 --> 00:47:03,614
  4401. It's going to be totally fine.
  4402.  
  4403. 1006
  4404. 00:47:03,616 --> 00:47:04,797
  4405. It's all fine.
  4406.  
  4407. 1007
  4408. 00:47:04,799 --> 00:47:06,333
  4409. Sure sounds like it.
  4410.  
  4411. 1008
  4412. 00:47:06,335 --> 00:47:09,246
  4413. I need some air.
  4414.  
  4415. 1009
  4416. 00:47:09,248 --> 00:47:11,839
  4417. Your boy's wound a
  4418. little tight, huh?
  4419.  
  4420. 1010
  4421. 00:47:11,841 --> 00:47:12,832
  4422. You have no idea.
  4423.  
  4424. 1011
  4425. 00:47:15,776 --> 00:47:16,640
  4426. Hairpin turn.
  4427.  
  4428. 1012
  4429. 00:47:41,183 --> 00:47:44,253
  4430. Candy canes.
  4431.  
  4432. 1013
  4433. 00:47:44,255 --> 00:47:47,070
  4434. Keep your knees in
  4435. line with your hooves.
  4436.  
  4437. 1014
  4438. 00:47:47,072 --> 00:47:48,958
  4439. Are you talking to me?
  4440.  
  4441. 1015
  4442. 00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:50,622
  4443. You see anybody else
  4444. wrecking the field
  4445.  
  4446. 1016
  4447. 00:47:50,624 --> 00:47:51,774
  4448. with their sloppy technique?
  4449.  
  4450. 1017
  4451. 00:47:51,776 --> 00:47:54,653
  4452. It's not that bad.
  4453.  
  4454. 1018
  4455. 00:47:54,655 --> 00:47:56,318
  4456. OK, fine.
  4457.  
  4458. 1019
  4459. 00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:57,245
  4460. Maybe I am.
  4461.  
  4462. 1020
  4463. 00:47:57,247 --> 00:47:59,904
  4464. Knees, hooves, try it.
  4465.  
  4466. 1021
  4467. 00:48:08,735 --> 00:48:09,441
  4468. Try it again.
  4469.  
  4470. 1022
  4471. 00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:22,304
  4472. Ha ha, eat that.
  4473.  
  4474. 1023
  4475. 00:48:31,648 --> 00:48:34,014
  4476. Give it up, grandpa.
  4477.  
  4478. 1024
  4479. 00:48:34,016 --> 00:48:35,678
  4480. DJ's done.
  4481.  
  4482. 1025
  4483. 00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:38,270
  4484. Rest assured, your grandfather
  4485. would never have tolerated
  4486.  
  4487. 1026
  4488. 00:48:38,272 --> 00:48:40,734
  4489. this kind of behavior.
  4490.  
  4491. 1027
  4492. 00:48:40,736 --> 00:48:41,502
  4493. Get up, Junior.
  4494.  
  4495. 1028
  4496. 00:48:41,504 --> 00:48:43,294
  4497. I can't, dad.
  4498.  
  4499. 1029
  4500. 00:48:43,296 --> 00:48:44,381
  4501. I'm sick.
  4502.  
  4503. 1030
  4504. 00:48:45,215 --> 00:48:46,398
  4505. Nonsense.
  4506.  
  4507. 1031
  4508. 00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:48,573
  4509. - You're afraid of flying.
  4510. - Nuh-huh.
  4511.  
  4512. 1032
  4513. 00:48:48,575 --> 00:48:50,111
  4514. DJ's not afraid of flying.
  4515.  
  4516. 1033
  4517. 00:48:50,113 --> 00:48:51,617
  4518. DJ's not afraid of anything.
  4519.  
  4520. 1034
  4521. 00:48:54,656 --> 00:48:57,950
  4522. OK, fine, but it's not
  4523. like I chose to be a wuss.
  4524.  
  4525. 1035
  4526. 00:48:57,952 --> 00:48:59,581
  4527. What do you want me to do?
  4528.  
  4529. 1036
  4530. 00:48:59,583 --> 00:49:03,518
  4531. The only way to overcome any
  4532. fear is to face it head on.
  4533.  
  4534. 1037
  4535. 00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:05,853
  4536. How did I know you'd say that?
  4537.  
  4538. 1038
  4539. 00:49:05,855 --> 00:49:09,182
  4540. I heard an extra cookie
  4541. or two never hurt, either.
  4542.  
  4543. 1039
  4544. 00:49:09,184 --> 00:49:11,517
  4545. Huh?
  4546. An extra cookie?
  4547.  
  4548. 1040
  4549. 00:49:11,519 --> 00:49:13,437
  4550. Isn't that kind of cheating?
  4551.  
  4552. 1041
  4553. 00:49:13,439 --> 00:49:16,990
  4554. I warned you about
  4555. embarrassing me, Junior.
  4556.  
  4557. 1042
  4558. 00:49:16,992 --> 00:49:18,142
  4559. OK, dad.
  4560.  
  4561. 1043
  4562. 00:49:18,144 --> 00:49:21,886
  4563. Anything you say.
  4564.  
  4565. 1044
  4566. 00:49:34,881 --> 00:49:38,813
  4567. Now, did everyone get one
  4568. of Mrs. Claus's cookies?
  4569.  
  4570. 1045
  4571. 00:49:38,815 --> 00:49:43,709
  4572. Apparently, we had a mix-up
  4573. in this morning's count.
  4574.  
  4575. 1046
  4576. 00:49:43,711 --> 00:49:45,949
  4577. Rookies.
  4578.  
  4579. 1047
  4580. 00:49:45,951 --> 00:49:48,637
  4581. All right, hold on
  4582. to your butts, folks.
  4583.  
  4584. 1048
  4585. 00:49:48,639 --> 00:49:51,456
  4586. These puppies don't
  4587. take long to kick in.
  4588.  
  4589. 1049
  4590. 00:49:59,615 --> 00:50:01,214
  4591. Hello?
  4592.  
  4593. 1050
  4594. 00:50:01,216 --> 00:50:02,849
  4595. Huh?
  4596.  
  4597. 1051
  4598. 00:50:08,127 --> 00:50:09,214
  4599. Ignacio?
  4600.  
  4601. 1052
  4602. 00:50:09,216 --> 00:50:11,102
  4603. What are you doing here?
  4604.  
  4605. 1053
  4606. 00:50:11,104 --> 00:50:14,654
  4607. And why are you so small?
  4608.  
  4609. 1054
  4610. 00:50:14,656 --> 00:50:18,462
  4611. What the... huh?
  4612.  
  4613. 1055
  4614. 00:50:18,464 --> 00:50:22,270
  4615. What is
  4616. happening to me?
  4617.  
  4618. 1056
  4619. 00:50:22,272 --> 00:50:25,405
  4620. I shouldn't have
  4621. eaten those cookies.
  4622.  
  4623. 1057
  4624. 00:50:44,447 --> 00:50:45,984
  4625. I am ashamed.
  4626.  
  4627. 1058
  4628. 00:50:54,015 --> 00:50:56,126
  4629. OK, OK, OK.
  4630.  
  4631. 1059
  4632. 00:50:56,128 --> 00:50:58,686
  4633. There's got to be
  4634. another way out here.
  4635.  
  4636. 1060
  4637. 00:50:58,688 --> 00:50:59,360
  4638. Aha.
  4639.  
  4640. 1061
  4641. 00:51:13,088 --> 00:51:15,709
  4642. Wait, what?
  4643.  
  4644. 1062
  4645. 00:51:15,711 --> 00:51:18,333
  4646. DJ?
  4647.  
  4648. 1063
  4649. 00:51:18,335 --> 00:51:21,693
  4650. Is this actually happening?
  4651.  
  4652. 1064
  4653. 00:51:21,695 --> 00:51:25,790
  4654. The chained monkey
  4655. flies at midnight.
  4656.  
  4657. 1065
  4658. 00:51:25,792 --> 00:51:27,296
  4659. DJ's a cheat.
  4660.  
  4661. 1066
  4662. 00:51:32,575 --> 00:51:34,941
  4663. Yes, I did it, finally.
  4664.  
  4665. 1067
  4666. 00:51:34,943 --> 00:51:37,022
  4667. You're up, DJ.
  4668.  
  4669. 1068
  4670. 00:51:37,024 --> 00:51:38,302
  4671. DJ?
  4672.  
  4673. 1069
  4674. 00:51:38,304 --> 00:51:40,190
  4675. Last call for DJ.
  4676.  
  4677. 1070
  4678. 00:51:40,192 --> 00:51:41,629
  4679. I can't believe this.
  4680.  
  4681. 1071
  4682. 00:51:41,631 --> 00:51:42,205
  4683. He choked.
  4684.  
  4685. 1072
  4686. 00:51:42,207 --> 00:51:44,062
  4687. He totally choked.
  4688.  
  4689. 1073
  4690. 00:51:44,064 --> 00:51:45,758
  4691. This is a disaster.
  4692.  
  4693. 1074
  4694. 00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:48,830
  4695. Well, looks like we have our
  4696. first disqualification, folks.
  4697.  
  4698. 1075
  4699. 00:51:48,832 --> 00:51:49,693
  4700. Hold up.
  4701.  
  4702. 1076
  4703. 00:51:49,695 --> 00:51:50,942
  4704. Hold up.
  4705. Hold up.
  4706.  
  4707. 1077
  4708. 00:51:50,944 --> 00:51:53,088
  4709. - DJ right here.
  4710. - Yeah.
  4711.  
  4712. 1078
  4713. 00:52:03,136 --> 00:52:04,190
  4714. Oh no.
  4715.  
  4716. 1079
  4717. 00:52:04,192 --> 00:52:07,518
  4718. I'm going to barf.
  4719.  
  4720. 1080
  4721. 00:52:25,247 --> 00:52:26,367
  4722. Yes.
  4723. Yes.
  4724.  
  4725. 1081
  4726. 00:52:32,224 --> 00:52:35,101
  4727. You're up, Glitzen.
  4728.  
  4729. 1082
  4730. 00:52:35,103 --> 00:52:38,685
  4731. Good luck trying to beat that.
  4732.  
  4733. 1083
  4734. 00:52:38,687 --> 00:52:40,573
  4735. Come on, Blitzen.
  4736.  
  4737. 1084
  4738. 00:52:40,575 --> 00:52:43,645
  4739. You can do it.
  4740.  
  4741. 1085
  4742. 00:52:42,720 --> 00:52:45,118
  4743. OK, big dreamers dream big.
  4744.  
  4745. 1086
  4746. 00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:46,944
  4747. Big dreamers dream big.
  4748.  
  4749. 1087
  4750. 00:52:55,552 --> 00:52:58,113
  4751. Elliot, you won't
  4752. believe what I...
  4753.  
  4754. 1088
  4755. 00:53:03,616 --> 00:53:06,176
  4756. That little guy's
  4757. got some moves.
  4758.  
  4759. 1089
  4760. 00:53:24,736 --> 00:53:25,693
  4761. Thank you.
  4762.  
  4763. 1090
  4764. 00:53:25,695 --> 00:53:28,253
  4765. Thank you so much.
  4766.  
  4767. 1091
  4768. 00:53:28,255 --> 00:53:31,582
  4769. No one puts DJ in the corner.
  4770.  
  4771. 1092
  4772. 00:53:31,584 --> 00:53:32,958
  4773. Nice work, Glitzen.
  4774.  
  4775. 1093
  4776. 00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:34,397
  4777. Oh, thanks, Sasha.
  4778.  
  4779. 1094
  4780. 00:53:34,399 --> 00:53:35,230
  4781. I appreciate that.
  4782.  
  4783. 1095
  4784. 00:53:35,232 --> 00:53:37,469
  4785. Yeah, well, enjoy
  4786. it while you can.
  4787.  
  4788. 1096
  4789. 00:53:37,471 --> 00:53:40,637
  4790. I plan on eviscerating
  4791. you tomorrow.
  4792.  
  4793. 1097
  4794. 00:53:40,639 --> 00:53:43,902
  4795. Um, what happened
  4796. to your antlers?
  4797.  
  4798. 1098
  4799. 00:53:43,904 --> 00:53:46,621
  4800. They're all wonky.
  4801.  
  4802. 1099
  4803. 00:53:49,534 --> 00:53:49,981
  4804. Hold up.
  4805.  
  4806. 1100
  4807. 00:53:49,983 --> 00:53:50,525
  4808. Hold up.
  4809.  
  4810. 1101
  4811. 00:53:50,527 --> 00:53:51,711
  4812. What's she doing here?
  4813.  
  4814. 1102
  4815. 00:53:55,456 --> 00:53:58,493
  4816. I knew there was something
  4817. off about that little dude.
  4818.  
  4819. 1103
  4820. 00:53:58,495 --> 00:54:01,053
  4821. The jig is up, goat.
  4822.  
  4823. 1104
  4824. 00:54:01,055 --> 00:54:03,166
  4825. You two fraudsters
  4826. have been caught.
  4827.  
  4828. 1105
  4829. 00:54:03,168 --> 00:54:04,158
  4830. You're one to talk.
  4831.  
  4832. 1106
  4833. 00:54:04,160 --> 00:54:05,213
  4834. You're a cheater.
  4835.  
  4836. 1107
  4837. 00:54:05,215 --> 00:54:06,622
  4838. What did you just call me?
  4839.  
  4840. 1108
  4841. 00:54:06,624 --> 00:54:08,861
  4842. You heard me,
  4843. you're a cheater.
  4844.  
  4845. 1109
  4846. 00:54:12,960 --> 00:54:15,550
  4847. Oh, look at that.
  4848. I'm down.
  4849.  
  4850. 1110
  4851. 00:54:15,552 --> 00:54:18,782
  4852. I'm finally... oh come on.
  4853.  
  4854. 1111
  4855. 00:54:18,784 --> 00:54:22,557
  4856. Hazel, what's going on?
  4857.  
  4858. 1112
  4859. 00:54:22,559 --> 00:54:25,278
  4860. What is that hideous creature?
  4861.  
  4862. 1113
  4863. 00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:26,237
  4864. Oh man.
  4865.  
  4866. 1114
  4867. 00:54:26,239 --> 00:54:29,182
  4868. Elliot, is that you?
  4869.  
  4870. 1115
  4871. 00:54:29,184 --> 00:54:32,254
  4872. Glitzen?
  4873.  
  4874. 1116
  4875. 00:54:32,256 --> 00:54:33,534
  4876. What's the deal, [INAUDIBLE]?
  4877.  
  4878. 1117
  4879. 00:54:33,536 --> 00:54:35,902
  4880. You're trying to
  4881. pull one over on us?
  4882.  
  4883. 1118
  4884. 00:54:35,904 --> 00:54:37,405
  4885. Did you know
  4886. about this, Walter?
  4887.  
  4888. 1119
  4889. 00:54:37,407 --> 00:54:38,878
  4890. Me?
  4891. Of course not.
  4892.  
  4893. 1120
  4894. 00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:43,774
  4895. Well, this is certainly a
  4896. first, a pony at the North Pole
  4897.  
  4898. 1121
  4899. 00:54:43,776 --> 00:54:46,302
  4900. - tryouts.
  4901. - Hes' a miniature horse.
  4902.  
  4903. 1122
  4904. 00:54:46,304 --> 00:54:47,965
  4905. And he's the least
  4906. of your problems.
  4907.  
  4908. 1123
  4909. 00:54:47,967 --> 00:54:49,213
  4910. What's that supposed to mean?
  4911.  
  4912. 1124
  4913. 00:54:49,215 --> 00:54:51,133
  4914. DJ is a cheater.
  4915.  
  4916. 1125
  4917. 00:54:51,135 --> 00:54:51,741
  4918. I saw him.
  4919.  
  4920. 1126
  4921. 00:54:51,743 --> 00:54:53,597
  4922. He ate two extra cookies.
  4923.  
  4924. 1127
  4925. 00:54:53,599 --> 00:54:54,973
  4926. That is an
  4927. outrageous, slanderous,
  4928.  
  4929. 1128
  4930. 00:54:54,975 --> 00:54:56,926
  4931. and egregious falsehood.
  4932.  
  4933. 1129
  4934. 00:54:56,928 --> 00:54:59,581
  4935. DJ's never cheated
  4936. a day in his life.
  4937.  
  4938. 1130
  4939. 00:54:59,583 --> 00:55:03,582
  4940. Then how come you're the
  4941. only reindeer still in the air?
  4942.  
  4943. 1131
  4944. 00:55:03,584 --> 00:55:06,430
  4945. I think it's time DJ paid
  4946. a visit to the medical tent.
  4947.  
  4948. 1132
  4949. 00:55:06,432 --> 00:55:08,605
  4950. OK, fine.
  4951.  
  4952. 1133
  4953. 00:55:08,607 --> 00:55:12,221
  4954. DJ may have eaten an
  4955. extra cookie or two.
  4956.  
  4957. 1134
  4958. 00:55:12,223 --> 00:55:14,109
  4959. But what's the big deal?
  4960.  
  4961. 1135
  4962. 00:55:14,111 --> 00:55:15,966
  4963. As long as you find
  4964. someone to pull the sleigh,
  4965.  
  4966. 1136
  4967. 00:55:15,968 --> 00:55:17,918
  4968. what's it matter how they do it?
  4969.  
  4970. 1137
  4971. 00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:18,877
  4972. You're right.
  4973.  
  4974. 1138
  4975. 00:55:18,879 --> 00:55:22,589
  4976. Why not let tiny horses
  4977. pretend to be reindeer?
  4978.  
  4979. 1139
  4980. 00:55:22,591 --> 00:55:25,885
  4981. Or have reindeer ingest
  4982. controlled substances?
  4983.  
  4984. 1140
  4985. 00:55:25,887 --> 00:55:27,485
  4986. Oh, here's a thought.
  4987.  
  4988. 1141
  4989. 00:55:27,487 --> 00:55:29,758
  4990. Rather than leaving
  4991. presents for children,
  4992.  
  4993. 1142
  4994. 00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:33,181
  4995. Santa just burglars
  4996. their homes instead.
  4997.  
  4998. 1143
  4999. 00:55:33,183 --> 00:55:34,525
  5000. We'll increase our bottom
  5001. line and let the old man
  5002.  
  5003. 1144
  5004. 00:55:34,527 --> 00:55:35,996
  5005. unleash his inner criminal.
  5006.  
  5007. 1145
  5008. 00:55:35,998 --> 00:55:37,758
  5009. It's a win-win.
  5010.  
  5011. 1146
  5012. 00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:39,740
  5013. Santa's got an inner criminal?
  5014.  
  5015. 1147
  5016. 00:55:39,742 --> 00:55:41,725
  5017. Would one of you elves
  5018. please tell us humans
  5019.  
  5020. 1148
  5021. 00:55:41,727 --> 00:55:43,709
  5022. what these animals are saying?
  5023.  
  5024. 1149
  5025. 00:55:43,711 --> 00:55:46,141
  5026. They're letting
  5027. me down, as usual.
  5028.  
  5029. 1150
  5030. 00:55:46,143 --> 00:55:48,350
  5031. Oh, sir.
  5032.  
  5033. 1151
  5034. 00:55:48,352 --> 00:55:49,692
  5035. What a surprise.
  5036.  
  5037. 1152
  5038. 00:55:49,694 --> 00:55:51,517
  5039. Tell me you've kept
  5040. the mechanical sleighs in
  5041.  
  5042. 1153
  5043. 00:55:51,519 --> 00:55:53,276
  5044. good working order, Lemon Drop.
  5045.  
  5046. 1154
  5047. 00:55:53,278 --> 00:55:55,230
  5048. Of course, sir, tip-top.
  5049.  
  5050. 1155
  5051. 00:55:55,232 --> 00:55:55,997
  5052. Why?
  5053.  
  5054. 1156
  5055. 00:55:55,999 --> 00:55:58,621
  5056. Because these
  5057. tryouts are over.
  5058.  
  5059. 1157
  5060. 00:55:58,623 --> 00:56:00,221
  5061. I'm disqualifying
  5062. every one everyone
  5063.  
  5064. 1158
  5065. 00:56:00,223 --> 00:56:02,172
  5066. and canceling all
  5067. further events.
  5068.  
  5069. 1159
  5070. 00:56:02,174 --> 00:56:03,228
  5071. Sir, if I may.
  5072.  
  5073. 1160
  5074. 00:56:03,230 --> 00:56:05,917
  5075. You may not.
  5076.  
  5077. 1161
  5078. 00:56:05,919 --> 00:56:08,477
  5079. I know how hard you've
  5080. worked to make these tryouts
  5081.  
  5082. 1162
  5083. 00:56:08,479 --> 00:56:10,142
  5084. a successful, old
  5085. friend, but this
  5086.  
  5087. 1163
  5088. 00:56:10,144 --> 00:56:13,340
  5089. has been a long time coming.
  5090.  
  5091. 1164
  5092. 00:56:13,342 --> 00:56:15,901
  5093. I love all of my reindeer,
  5094. but I can no longer
  5095.  
  5096. 1165
  5097. 00:56:15,903 --> 00:56:18,684
  5098. allow personal attachments
  5099. to blind me to the reality
  5100.  
  5101. 1166
  5102. 00:56:18,686 --> 00:56:20,285
  5103. of what they've become.
  5104.  
  5105. 1167
  5106. 00:56:20,287 --> 00:56:22,013
  5107. Therefore, it is
  5108. with heavy heart
  5109.  
  5110. 1168
  5111. 00:56:22,015 --> 00:56:24,413
  5112. that I have decided
  5113. to end my association
  5114.  
  5115. 1169
  5116. 00:56:24,415 --> 00:56:27,774
  5117. with reindeer forever.
  5118.  
  5119. 1170
  5120. 00:56:30,304 --> 00:56:33,536
  5121. We have to put the
  5122. children of the world first.
  5123.  
  5124. 1171
  5125. 00:56:37,535 --> 00:56:39,389
  5126. You two ruin everything.
  5127.  
  5128. 1172
  5129. 00:56:39,391 --> 00:56:41,724
  5130. Centuries of matches
  5131. down the drain.
  5132.  
  5133. 1173
  5134. 00:56:41,726 --> 00:56:45,437
  5135. We've been working for
  5136. this for years, years.
  5137.  
  5138. 1174
  5139. 00:56:45,439 --> 00:56:45,920
  5140. Quiet.
  5141.  
  5142. 1175
  5143. 00:56:49,536 --> 00:56:52,285
  5144. No one is more shocked
  5145. by this than me.
  5146.  
  5147. 1176
  5148. 00:56:52,287 --> 00:56:55,006
  5149. However, Santa has
  5150. made his decision
  5151.  
  5152. 1177
  5153. 00:56:55,008 --> 00:56:57,084
  5154. and we must abide by his wishes.
  5155.  
  5156. 1178
  5157. 00:56:57,086 --> 00:57:01,758
  5158. Now, if you'll excuse me, we
  5159. have preparations to make.
  5160.  
  5161. 1179
  5162. 00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:05,662
  5163. Oh, and Merry Christmas.
  5164.  
  5165. 1180
  5166. 00:57:05,664 --> 00:57:07,262
  5167. You did this.
  5168.  
  5169. 1181
  5170. 00:57:07,264 --> 00:57:09,980
  5171. What am I supposed
  5172. to tell my kids?
  5173.  
  5174. 1182
  5175. 00:57:09,982 --> 00:57:11,936
  5176. What kind of sicko
  5177. pretends to be a reindeer?
  5178.  
  5179. 1183
  5180. 00:57:14,783 --> 00:57:15,648
  5181. Hang on.
  5182.  
  5183. 1184
  5184. 00:57:25,567 --> 00:57:26,973
  5185. Oh.
  5186.  
  5187. 1185
  5188. 00:57:26,975 --> 00:57:30,492
  5189. So that did not go the
  5190. way I thought it would.
  5191.  
  5192. 1186
  5193. 00:57:30,494 --> 00:57:31,678
  5194. Oh.
  5195.  
  5196. 1187
  5197. 00:57:31,680 --> 00:57:32,734
  5198. Well, how did you
  5199. expect things to go
  5200.  
  5201. 1188
  5202. 00:57:32,736 --> 00:57:34,365
  5203. when you stole those cookies?
  5204.  
  5205. 1189
  5206. 00:57:34,367 --> 00:57:37,021
  5207. It's not like there was a
  5208. sign on them saying not to...
  5209.  
  5210. 1190
  5211. 00:57:37,023 --> 00:57:38,781
  5212. oh, reading.
  5213.  
  5214. 1191
  5215. 00:57:38,783 --> 00:57:40,125
  5216. - Yeah.
  5217. - Oh.
  5218.  
  5219. 1192
  5220. 00:57:40,127 --> 00:57:42,046
  5221. You ruined everything, Hazel.
  5222.  
  5223. 1193
  5224. 00:57:42,048 --> 00:57:44,092
  5225. Did you see the way the reindeer
  5226. looked at me back there?
  5227.  
  5228. 1194
  5229. 00:57:44,094 --> 00:57:46,141
  5230. Elliot, reindeer are jerks.
  5231.  
  5232. 1195
  5233. 00:57:46,143 --> 00:57:48,669
  5234. They've always been jerks and
  5235. they always will be jerks.
  5236.  
  5237. 1196
  5238. 00:57:48,671 --> 00:57:51,197
  5239. Even Santa understands
  5240. that, Santa.
  5241.  
  5242. 1197
  5243. 00:57:51,199 --> 00:57:52,797
  5244. But they all hate me now.
  5245.  
  5246. 1198
  5247. 00:57:52,799 --> 00:57:54,717
  5248. Oh, who cares what they think?
  5249.  
  5250. 1199
  5251. 00:57:54,719 --> 00:57:56,350
  5252. Have you've forgotten
  5253. why we're here?
  5254.  
  5255. 1200
  5256. 00:57:56,352 --> 00:57:58,110
  5257. To save our friends.
  5258.  
  5259. 1201
  5260. 00:57:58,112 --> 00:57:59,484
  5261. As soon as we get
  5262. home, we'll round
  5263.  
  5264. 1202
  5265. 00:57:59,486 --> 00:58:02,172
  5266. everyone up and hit the road.
  5267.  
  5268. 1203
  5269. 00:58:02,174 --> 00:58:03,678
  5270. At least we've got each other.
  5271.  
  5272. 1204
  5273. 00:58:03,680 --> 00:58:06,781
  5274. That's what counts, isn't it?
  5275.  
  5276. 1205
  5277. 00:58:06,783 --> 00:58:10,108
  5278. Isn't it, Elliot?
  5279.  
  5280. 1206
  5281. 00:58:10,110 --> 00:58:12,000
  5282. I don't anything anymore.
  5283.  
  5284. 1207
  5285. 00:58:23,038 --> 00:58:23,327
  5286. Ow.
  5287.  
  5288. 1208
  5289. 00:58:27,424 --> 00:58:31,102
  5290. I suppose you want a comment
  5291. from the idiot coach who
  5292.  
  5293. 1209
  5294. 00:58:31,104 --> 00:58:33,821
  5295. somehow missed the fact
  5296. that he had not one, but two
  5297.  
  5298. 1210
  5299. 00:58:33,823 --> 00:58:35,998
  5300. cheating players on his roster.
  5301.  
  5302. 1211
  5303. 00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:38,556
  5304. Well, newsflash, I
  5305. got nothing for you.
  5306.  
  5307. 1212
  5308. 00:58:38,558 --> 00:58:41,661
  5309. I actually wanted to
  5310. see how you were doing.
  5311.  
  5312. 1213
  5313. 00:58:41,663 --> 00:58:43,326
  5314. Guess I got my answer.
  5315.  
  5316. 1214
  5317. 00:58:43,328 --> 00:58:44,445
  5318. I'm sorry.
  5319.  
  5320. 1215
  5321. 00:58:44,447 --> 00:58:46,014
  5322. I'm just...
  5323.  
  5324. 1216
  5325. 00:58:46,016 --> 00:58:47,518
  5326. You could always go back
  5327. to baseball, you know?
  5328.  
  5329. 1217
  5330. 00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:50,268
  5331. There are ways to
  5332. deal with a yi...
  5333.  
  5334. 1218
  5335. 00:58:50,270 --> 00:58:52,092
  5336. misplaced focus.
  5337.  
  5338. 1219
  5339. 00:58:52,094 --> 00:58:53,342
  5340. You were good.
  5341.  
  5342. 1220
  5343. 00:58:53,344 --> 00:58:55,646
  5344. Not good enough.
  5345.  
  5346. 1221
  5347. 00:58:55,648 --> 00:58:57,756
  5348. If it's important,
  5349. you'll find a way.
  5350.  
  5351. 1222
  5352. 00:58:57,758 --> 00:58:58,300
  5353. If not...
  5354.  
  5355. 1223
  5356. 00:58:58,302 --> 00:58:59,933
  5357. You'll find an excuse.
  5358.  
  5359. 1224
  5360. 00:58:59,935 --> 00:59:03,453
  5361. Where have I heard that before?
  5362.  
  5363. 1225
  5364. 00:59:03,455 --> 00:59:04,668
  5365. It's time to face facts.
  5366.  
  5367. 1226
  5368. 00:59:04,670 --> 00:59:07,133
  5369. I failed baseball,
  5370. and now I'm going
  5371.  
  5372. 1227
  5373. 00:59:07,135 --> 00:59:09,406
  5374. to lose the training camp, too.
  5375.  
  5376. 1228
  5377. 00:59:09,408 --> 00:59:11,840
  5378. So you're giving
  5379. up, just like that?
  5380.  
  5381. 1229
  5382. 00:59:15,295 --> 00:59:18,784
  5383. Good luck, Walter, with
  5384. whatever you decide to do.
  5385.  
  5386. 1230
  5387. 00:59:39,838 --> 00:59:42,268
  5388. Elliot, I've been
  5389. looking all over for you.
  5390.  
  5391. 1231
  5392. 00:59:42,270 --> 00:59:44,605
  5393. Come on, it's time to go.
  5394.  
  5395. 1232
  5396. 00:59:44,607 --> 00:59:48,029
  5397. Coach, I'm so sorry.
  5398.  
  5399. 1233
  5400. 00:59:48,031 --> 00:59:48,733
  5401. I didn't mean...
  5402.  
  5403. 1234
  5404. 00:59:48,735 --> 00:59:49,600
  5405. Come on now, get.
  5406.  
  5407. 1235
  5408. 00:59:53,342 --> 00:59:55,645
  5409. Thanks for getting back
  5410. to me, Ms. Ludzinka.
  5411.  
  5412. 1236
  5413. 00:59:55,647 --> 00:59:57,564
  5414. What did I just say?
  5415.  
  5416. 1237
  5417. 00:59:57,566 --> 00:59:59,582
  5418. I didn't mean you, Ms. Ludzinka.
  5419.  
  5420. 1238
  5421. 00:59:59,584 --> 01:00:02,110
  5422. Listen, I just faxed you
  5423. the signed bill of sale,
  5424.  
  5425. 1239
  5426. 01:00:02,112 --> 01:00:04,061
  5427. so you can pick up the
  5428. animals any time you like.
  5429.  
  5430. 1240
  5431. 01:00:04,063 --> 01:00:05,308
  5432. - What?
  5433. - Sure.
  5434.  
  5435. 1241
  5436. 01:00:05,310 --> 01:00:06,142
  5437. Tonight works.
  5438.  
  5439. 1242
  5440. 01:00:06,144 --> 01:00:07,580
  5441. Tonight?
  5442.  
  5443. 1243
  5444. 01:00:07,582 --> 01:00:09,757
  5445. And I changed my mind
  5446. about the reindeer.
  5447.  
  5448. 1244
  5449. 01:00:09,759 --> 01:00:11,392
  5450. You can have them, too.
  5451.  
  5452. 1245
  5453. 01:00:15,488 --> 01:00:19,549
  5454. So this is how it all ends
  5455. for me, abhorred in the Arctic,
  5456.  
  5457. 1246
  5458. 01:00:19,551 --> 01:00:21,280
  5459. dehydrated in Duluth.
  5460.  
  5461. 1247
  5462. 01:00:24,254 --> 01:00:27,932
  5463. I wish I could figure out
  5464. who gave DJ the cookies.
  5465.  
  5466. 1248
  5467. 01:00:27,934 --> 01:00:29,244
  5468. You wouldn't happen to
  5469. know the answer to that,
  5470.  
  5471. 1249
  5472. 01:00:29,246 --> 01:00:30,813
  5473. would you, Sugarplum?
  5474.  
  5475. 1250
  5476. 01:00:30,815 --> 01:00:33,596
  5477. I sure do, a masked elf
  5478. with a bad wrist tattoo.
  5479.  
  5480. 1251
  5481. 01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,430
  5482. I can't believe I'm
  5483. about to say this,
  5484.  
  5485. 1252
  5486. 01:00:38,432 --> 01:00:39,808
  5487. but I really wish
  5488. I could speak goat.
  5489.  
  5490. 1253
  5491. 01:00:43,679 --> 01:00:44,732
  5492. How about you?
  5493.  
  5494. 1254
  5495. 01:00:44,734 --> 01:00:46,205
  5496. Want to do an interview?
  5497.  
  5498. 1255
  5499. 01:00:46,207 --> 01:00:48,061
  5500. Give my readers an elf's
  5501. perspective on the whole
  5502.  
  5503. 1256
  5504. 01:00:48,063 --> 01:00:49,789
  5505. Santa quits the reindeer thing?
  5506.  
  5507. 1257
  5508. 01:00:49,791 --> 01:00:51,389
  5509. My boss has
  5510. specifically forbidden
  5511.  
  5512. 1258
  5513. 01:00:51,391 --> 01:00:53,053
  5514. us from talking to the press.
  5515.  
  5516. 1259
  5517. 01:00:53,055 --> 01:00:54,845
  5518. It would be strictly
  5519. off the record.
  5520.  
  5521. 1260
  5522. 01:00:54,847 --> 01:00:56,253
  5523. You don't get it.
  5524.  
  5525. 1261
  5526. 01:00:56,255 --> 01:00:57,660
  5527. Things are so tight
  5528. around here, I
  5529.  
  5530. 1262
  5531. 01:00:57,662 --> 01:00:59,550
  5532. can't drop a chocolate
  5533. kiss without Lemon
  5534.  
  5535. 1263
  5536. 01:00:59,552 --> 01:01:00,317
  5537. Drop's permission.
  5538.  
  5539. 1264
  5540. 01:01:00,319 --> 01:01:01,596
  5541. You feel me?
  5542.  
  5543. 1265
  5544. 01:01:01,598 --> 01:01:03,198
  5545. Ew.
  5546.  
  5547. 1266
  5548. 01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:04,797
  5549. You mind?
  5550.  
  5551. 1267
  5552. 01:01:04,799 --> 01:01:05,533
  5553. Whatever.
  5554.  
  5555. 1268
  5556. 01:01:05,535 --> 01:01:06,144
  5557. It's only food.
  5558.  
  5559. 1269
  5560. 01:01:11,840 --> 01:01:13,884
  5561. The chained monkey
  5562. flies at midnight.
  5563.  
  5564. 1270
  5565. 01:01:13,886 --> 01:01:14,432
  5566. You don't say?
  5567.  
  5568. 1271
  5569. 01:01:17,022 --> 01:01:18,142
  5570. Come on, lady.
  5571.  
  5572. 1272
  5573. 01:01:18,144 --> 01:01:20,032
  5574. It's time you learned
  5575. to speak goat.
  5576.  
  5577. 1273
  5578. 01:01:24,671 --> 01:01:26,013
  5579. You do realize we're
  5580. at the North Pole
  5581.  
  5582. 1274
  5583. 01:01:26,015 --> 01:01:28,732
  5584. in the dead of winter, right?
  5585.  
  5586. 1275
  5587. 01:01:28,734 --> 01:01:30,430
  5588. Your point is?
  5589.  
  5590. 1276
  5591. 01:01:30,432 --> 01:01:35,581
  5592. Guys, where's Hazel?
  5593.  
  5594. 1277
  5595. 01:01:35,583 --> 01:01:37,021
  5596. We assumed she was with you.
  5597.  
  5598. 1278
  5599. 01:01:37,023 --> 01:01:39,070
  5600. We have to find
  5601. her, right now.
  5602.  
  5603. 1279
  5604. 01:01:39,072 --> 01:01:41,949
  5605. You're that anxious to get
  5606. back to your sad, little life,
  5607.  
  5608. 1280
  5609. 01:01:41,951 --> 01:01:42,846
  5610. mini man?
  5611.  
  5612. 1281
  5613. 01:01:42,848 --> 01:01:44,188
  5614. I won't have a life
  5615. to get back to if we
  5616.  
  5617. 1282
  5618. 01:01:44,190 --> 01:01:45,821
  5619. don't get home before sundown.
  5620.  
  5621. 1283
  5622. 01:01:45,823 --> 01:01:47,645
  5623. None of us will.
  5624.  
  5625. 1284
  5626. 01:01:47,647 --> 01:01:48,862
  5627. What are you talking about?
  5628.  
  5629. 1285
  5630. 01:01:48,864 --> 01:01:50,877
  5631. I don't have time to explain.
  5632.  
  5633. 1286
  5634. 01:01:50,879 --> 01:01:54,652
  5635. Then I suggest you make time.
  5636.  
  5637. 1287
  5638. 01:01:54,654 --> 01:01:55,997
  5639. Green.
  5640.  
  5641. 1288
  5642. 01:01:55,999 --> 01:01:57,020
  5643. Click the green.
  5644.  
  5645. 1289
  5646. 01:01:57,022 --> 01:01:57,533
  5647. Click it.
  5648.  
  5649. 1290
  5650. 01:01:57,535 --> 01:01:58,366
  5651. It's green.
  5652.  
  5653. 1291
  5654. 01:01:58,368 --> 01:01:59,293
  5655. The green one.
  5656.  
  5657. 1292
  5658. 01:01:59,295 --> 01:02:00,476
  5659. Unright.
  5660.  
  5661. 1293
  5662. 01:02:00,478 --> 01:02:02,140
  5663. Unright the click.
  5664. Unright.
  5665.  
  5666. 1294
  5667. 01:02:02,142 --> 01:02:03,262
  5668. I'm clicking.
  5669.  
  5670. 1295
  5671. 01:02:03,264 --> 01:02:04,733
  5672. I'm clicking.
  5673.  
  5674. 1296
  5675. 01:02:04,735 --> 01:02:07,805
  5676. Uh, have you ever even
  5677. used a computer before?
  5678.  
  5679. 1297
  5680. 01:02:07,807 --> 01:02:10,973
  5681. Never used mainframe
  5682. previous, although that now.
  5683.  
  5684. 1298
  5685. 01:02:10,975 --> 01:02:12,765
  5686. Either this translation
  5687. program sucks,
  5688.  
  5689. 1299
  5690. 01:02:12,767 --> 01:02:14,845
  5691. or you are completely insane.
  5692.  
  5693. 1300
  5694. 01:02:14,847 --> 01:02:17,565
  5695. Listen lady, goat is a complex
  5696. language with multiple layers
  5697.  
  5698. 1301
  5699. 01:02:17,567 --> 01:02:18,782
  5700. of subtext.
  5701.  
  5702. 1302
  5703. 01:02:18,784 --> 01:02:20,668
  5704. Of to fraulein.
  5705.  
  5706. 1303
  5707. 01:02:20,670 --> 01:02:22,397
  5708. The complicated
  5709. tongue of the goat
  5710.  
  5711. 1304
  5712. 01:02:22,399 --> 01:02:26,012
  5713. displays many floors
  5714. between the lines.
  5715.  
  5716. 1305
  5717. 01:02:26,014 --> 01:02:27,932
  5718. She's going to
  5719. turn DJ into what?
  5720.  
  5721. 1306
  5722. 01:02:27,934 --> 01:02:29,117
  5723. She's a monster.
  5724.  
  5725. 1307
  5726. 01:02:29,119 --> 01:02:31,261
  5727. Goat, OK, I can see that.
  5728.  
  5729. 1308
  5730. 01:02:31,263 --> 01:02:33,181
  5731. And a horse, well sure.
  5732.  
  5733. 1309
  5734. 01:02:33,183 --> 01:02:35,869
  5735. But who'd eat a reindeer?
  5736.  
  5737. 1310
  5738. 01:02:35,871 --> 01:02:36,670
  5739. Scandinavians.
  5740.  
  5741. 1311
  5742. 01:02:36,672 --> 01:02:38,430
  5743. Scanda who now?
  5744.  
  5745. 1312
  5746. 01:02:38,432 --> 01:02:40,893
  5747. You know, Nordic
  5748. countries, world's largest
  5749.  
  5750. 1313
  5751. 01:02:40,895 --> 01:02:43,261
  5752. consumers of reindeer meat.
  5753.  
  5754. 1314
  5755. 01:02:43,263 --> 01:02:45,948
  5756. They say reindeer is
  5757. healthier than fish,
  5758.  
  5759. 1315
  5760. 01:02:45,950 --> 01:02:50,972
  5761. low in fat, high in protein,
  5762. and apparently real, real tasty.
  5763.  
  5764. 1316
  5765. 01:02:50,974 --> 01:02:52,860
  5766. Mm-mm.
  5767.  
  5768. 1317
  5769. 01:02:52,862 --> 01:02:53,950
  5770. Oh.
  5771.  
  5772. 1318
  5773. 01:02:53,952 --> 01:02:55,292
  5774. DJ don't feel so good.
  5775.  
  5776. 1319
  5777. 01:02:55,294 --> 01:02:57,084
  5778. Guys, focus.
  5779.  
  5780. 1320
  5781. 01:02:57,086 --> 01:03:00,670
  5782. Where is Hazel
  5783. most likely to be?
  5784.  
  5785. 1321
  5786. 01:03:00,672 --> 01:03:03,453
  5787. Don't worry, reindeer's
  5788. barely a step above worm.
  5789.  
  5790. 1322
  5791. 01:03:03,455 --> 01:03:06,077
  5792. This will be a piece of cake.
  5793.  
  5794. 1323
  5795. 01:03:06,079 --> 01:03:09,213
  5796. Hey there, what
  5797. can I do you for?
  5798.  
  5799. 1324
  5800. 01:03:09,215 --> 01:03:11,452
  5801. Hey there,
  5802. what can I do you for?
  5803.  
  5804. 1325
  5805. 01:03:11,454 --> 01:03:13,341
  5806. What did I tell you?
  5807.  
  5808. 1326
  5809. 01:03:13,343 --> 01:03:16,126
  5810. Let's just cut to the
  5811. chase, my sunkissed friend.
  5812.  
  5813. 1327
  5814. 01:03:16,128 --> 01:03:17,821
  5815. What's the deal with
  5816. the sudden retirement?
  5817.  
  5818. 1328
  5819. 01:03:21,599 --> 01:03:22,973
  5820. That sounded important.
  5821.  
  5822. 1329
  5823. 01:03:22,975 --> 01:03:24,509
  5824. It wasn't sudden.
  5825.  
  5826. 1330
  5827. 01:03:24,511 --> 01:03:27,516
  5828. I dreamed of owning a
  5829. juice bar for years.
  5830.  
  5831. 1331
  5832. 01:03:27,518 --> 01:03:29,533
  5833. So it was all your idea then?
  5834.  
  5835. 1332
  5836. 01:03:29,535 --> 01:03:31,260
  5837. Nobody ordered you to go.
  5838.  
  5839. 1333
  5840. 01:03:31,262 --> 01:03:33,564
  5841. Nobody like, say, Lemon Drop?
  5842.  
  5843. 1334
  5844. 01:03:37,342 --> 01:03:38,493
  5845. Ordered me?
  5846.  
  5847. 1335
  5848. 01:03:38,495 --> 01:03:39,389
  5849. Lemon Drop?
  5850.  
  5851. 1336
  5852. 01:03:39,391 --> 01:03:40,861
  5853. No way.
  5854.  
  5855. 1337
  5856. 01:03:40,863 --> 01:03:45,117
  5857. He's never been anything
  5858. but a 100% supportive.
  5859.  
  5860. 1338
  5861. 01:03:45,119 --> 01:03:47,836
  5862. Define supportive.
  5863.  
  5864. 1339
  5865. 01:04:04,319 --> 01:04:07,580
  5866. I can't find her anywhere.
  5867.  
  5868. 1340
  5869. 01:04:07,582 --> 01:04:08,637
  5870. Well, we'll have to leave her.
  5871.  
  5872. 1341
  5873. 01:04:08,639 --> 01:04:10,909
  5874. It's every animal for
  5875. themselves from here on it.
  5876.  
  5877. 1342
  5878. 01:04:10,911 --> 01:04:12,636
  5879. What is this, the Thunderdome?
  5880.  
  5881. 1343
  5882. 01:04:12,638 --> 01:04:13,215
  5883. We're not leaving anyone.
  5884.  
  5885. 1344
  5886. 01:04:17,630 --> 01:04:20,701
  5887. Are we ready for the test
  5888. run of the sleighs, Lemon Drop?
  5889.  
  5890. 1345
  5891. 01:04:20,703 --> 01:04:22,270
  5892. Just clearing the field, sir.
  5893.  
  5894. 1346
  5895. 01:04:22,272 --> 01:04:26,300
  5896. Is Rusty all ready to go?
  5897.  
  5898. 1347
  5899. 01:04:26,302 --> 01:04:27,452
  5900. He'll need a few minutes.
  5901.  
  5902. 1348
  5903. 01:04:34,175 --> 01:04:35,869
  5904. Even a
  5905. state-of-the-art climate
  5906.  
  5907. 1349
  5908. 01:04:35,871 --> 01:04:36,672
  5909. generator needs to warm up.
  5910.  
  5911. 1350
  5912. 01:04:39,647 --> 01:04:41,852
  5913. Are you sure
  5914. about this, Nicki?
  5915.  
  5916. 1351
  5917. 01:04:41,854 --> 01:04:45,021
  5918. The reindeer has been such a big
  5919. part of your life for so long.
  5920.  
  5921. 1352
  5922. 01:04:45,023 --> 01:04:46,652
  5923. The sleighs are
  5924. the future, Karina.
  5925.  
  5926. 1353
  5927. 01:04:46,654 --> 01:04:48,541
  5928. At least they're
  5929. going to have to be.
  5930.  
  5931. 1354
  5932. 01:04:48,543 --> 01:04:50,461
  5933. I just have this
  5934. nagging feeling
  5935.  
  5936. 1355
  5937. 01:04:50,463 --> 01:04:52,030
  5938. we're missing something.
  5939.  
  5940. 1356
  5941. 01:04:52,032 --> 01:04:52,924
  5942. Oh ho.
  5943.  
  5944. 1357
  5945. 01:04:52,926 --> 01:04:54,176
  5946. Would you look at that?
  5947.  
  5948. 1358
  5949. 01:05:05,182 --> 01:05:08,316
  5950. Can I get you two any
  5951. refreshments before we begin?
  5952.  
  5953. 1359
  5954. 01:05:08,318 --> 01:05:10,908
  5955. Maybe some tea, cake perhaps?
  5956.  
  5957. 1360
  5958. 01:05:10,910 --> 01:05:13,469
  5959. Why not some
  5960. cookies, Lemon Drop?
  5961.  
  5962. 1361
  5963. 01:05:13,471 --> 01:05:16,125
  5964. You seem to be pretty
  5965. good at giving those out.
  5966.  
  5967. 1362
  5968. 01:05:16,127 --> 01:05:18,589
  5969. Am I supposed to understand
  5970. what you're talking about?
  5971.  
  5972. 1363
  5973. 01:05:18,591 --> 01:05:19,165
  5974. Can it, elf.
  5975.  
  5976. 1364
  5977. 01:05:19,167 --> 01:05:20,221
  5978. We know everything.
  5979.  
  5980. 1365
  5981. 01:05:20,223 --> 01:05:21,565
  5982. Hazel, we have to go.
  5983.  
  5984. 1366
  5985. 01:05:21,567 --> 01:05:22,717
  5986. - The meat lady...
  5987. - Shush.
  5988.  
  5989. 1367
  5990. 01:05:22,719 --> 01:05:23,933
  5991. Not now, Elliot.
  5992.  
  5993. 1368
  5994. 01:05:23,935 --> 01:05:25,660
  5995. What is going on here?
  5996.  
  5997. 1369
  5998. 01:05:25,662 --> 01:05:27,676
  5999. Lemon Drop was
  6000. the one who supplied
  6001.  
  6002. 1370
  6003. 01:05:27,678 --> 01:05:30,397
  6004. DJ with the extra cookies.
  6005.  
  6006. 1371
  6007. 01:05:30,399 --> 01:05:32,188
  6008. That's absurd.
  6009.  
  6010. 1372
  6011. 01:05:32,190 --> 01:05:35,133
  6012. I was here, working
  6013. my hands to the bone.
  6014.  
  6015. 1373
  6016. 01:05:35,135 --> 01:05:37,917
  6017. You may have used Jolene
  6018. as your delivery girl,
  6019.  
  6020. 1374
  6021. 01:05:37,919 --> 01:05:39,773
  6022. but the cookies came from you.
  6023.  
  6024. 1375
  6025. 01:05:39,775 --> 01:05:41,788
  6026. Is this true, Lemon Drop?
  6027.  
  6028. 1376
  6029. 01:05:41,790 --> 01:05:43,261
  6030. That's not even
  6031. the half of it.
  6032.  
  6033. 1377
  6034. 01:05:43,263 --> 01:05:44,575
  6035. Show him, Sugarplum.
  6036.  
  6037. 1378
  6038. 01:05:47,007 --> 01:05:48,765
  6039. What are you doing, Hazel?
  6040.  
  6041. 1379
  6042. 01:05:48,767 --> 01:05:49,533
  6043. Oh, nothing much.
  6044.  
  6045. 1380
  6046. 01:05:49,535 --> 01:05:51,456
  6047. Just, you know,
  6048. saving Christmas.
  6049.  
  6050. 1381
  6051. 01:05:55,040 --> 01:05:56,284
  6052. Lemon Drop found
  6053. me the real estate
  6054.  
  6055. 1382
  6056. 01:05:56,286 --> 01:05:58,108
  6057. listening for my juice bar.
  6058.  
  6059. 1383
  6060. 01:05:58,110 --> 01:06:00,381
  6061. He loaned me the money
  6062. for the down payment.
  6063.  
  6064. 1384
  6065. 01:06:00,383 --> 01:06:02,749
  6066. The little guy even
  6067. helped me pack.
  6068.  
  6069. 1385
  6070. 01:06:02,751 --> 01:06:04,413
  6071. It's almost like
  6072. he knew I wanted
  6073.  
  6074. 1386
  6075. 01:06:04,415 --> 01:06:07,292
  6076. a juice bar before I did.
  6077.  
  6078. 1387
  6079. 01:06:07,294 --> 01:06:09,021
  6080. I mean that was just weird.
  6081.  
  6082. 1388
  6083. 01:06:09,023 --> 01:06:11,933
  6084. The truth is Lemon Drop
  6085. orchestrated every reindeer
  6086.  
  6087. 1389
  6088. 01:06:11,935 --> 01:06:13,916
  6089. retirement since 1953.
  6090.  
  6091. 1390
  6092. 01:06:13,918 --> 01:06:14,845
  6093. That's preposterous.
  6094.  
  6095. 1391
  6096. 01:06:14,847 --> 01:06:16,892
  6097. Cue the surveillance
  6098. footage, Sugarplum.
  6099.  
  6100. 1392
  6101. 01:06:16,894 --> 01:06:18,461
  6102. Surveillance footage?
  6103.  
  6104. 1393
  6105. 01:06:18,463 --> 01:06:21,216
  6106. You use the naughty or
  6107. nice technology on us, too?
  6108.  
  6109. 1394
  6110. 01:06:24,127 --> 01:06:25,404
  6111. I want kids.
  6112.  
  6113. 1395
  6114. 01:06:25,406 --> 01:06:26,749
  6115. Of course I do.
  6116.  
  6117. 1396
  6118. 01:06:26,751 --> 01:06:27,612
  6119. I just...
  6120.  
  6121. 1397
  6122. 01:06:27,614 --> 01:06:29,372
  6123. Thought you could
  6124. put it off forever?
  6125.  
  6126. 1398
  6127. 01:06:29,374 --> 01:06:32,829
  6128. Oh, honey, tick tock.
  6129. What?
  6130.  
  6131. 1399
  6132. 01:06:32,831 --> 01:06:33,948
  6133. She was 503.
  6134.  
  6135. 1400
  6136. 01:06:33,950 --> 01:06:36,349
  6137. Am I wrong?
  6138.  
  6139. 1401
  6140. 01:06:36,351 --> 01:06:39,453
  6141. But what about what
  6142. Comet wants, man?
  6143.  
  6144. 1402
  6145. 01:06:39,455 --> 01:06:41,693
  6146. What about what Comet needs?
  6147.  
  6148. 1403
  6149. 01:06:41,695 --> 01:06:43,453
  6150. You need to take some
  6151. time to figure out
  6152.  
  6153. 1404
  6154. 01:06:43,455 --> 01:06:46,397
  6155. the answer to the most important
  6156. question of all, brother,
  6157.  
  6158. 1405
  6159. 01:06:46,399 --> 01:06:49,053
  6160. who is Comet?
  6161.  
  6162. 1406
  6163. 01:06:49,055 --> 01:06:50,972
  6164. That... that proves nothing.
  6165.  
  6166. 1407
  6167. 01:06:50,974 --> 01:06:54,301
  6168. Passport, rubles, and a
  6169. one-way ticket to Moscow.
  6170.  
  6171. 1408
  6172. 01:06:54,303 --> 01:06:56,189
  6173. Go get her, tiger.
  6174.  
  6175. 1409
  6176. 01:06:56,191 --> 01:06:58,621
  6177. Wow, that was incredible.
  6178.  
  6179. 1410
  6180. 01:06:58,623 --> 01:07:00,925
  6181. Oh, wait till I show
  6182. them the Prancer footage.
  6183.  
  6184. 1411
  6185. 01:07:00,927 --> 01:07:02,461
  6186. Please don't.
  6187.  
  6188. 1412
  6189. 01:07:02,463 --> 01:07:05,309
  6190. It's a super secret foot
  6191. race around the world.
  6192.  
  6193. 1413
  6194. 01:07:05,311 --> 01:07:07,772
  6195. First contest to post a
  6196. selfie from every capitol city
  6197.  
  6198. 1414
  6199. 01:07:07,774 --> 01:07:11,292
  6200. and get 10 million likes wins.
  6201.  
  6202. 1415
  6203. 01:07:11,294 --> 01:07:12,572
  6204. YOLO.
  6205.  
  6206. 1416
  6207. 01:07:12,574 --> 01:07:14,749
  6208. Prancer still
  6209. hasn't come back.
  6210.  
  6211. 1417
  6212. 01:07:14,751 --> 01:07:16,892
  6213. Oh, for heaven's sakes, I
  6214. was only trying to help you.
  6215.  
  6216. 1418
  6217. 01:07:16,894 --> 01:07:21,180
  6218. By tricking me into throwing
  6219. away centuries of tradition?
  6220.  
  6221. 1419
  6222. 01:07:21,182 --> 01:07:24,572
  6223. I want you gone by the end
  6224. of the day, Lemon Drop.
  6225.  
  6226. 1420
  6227. 01:07:24,574 --> 01:07:25,757
  6228. You, too, Jolene.
  6229.  
  6230. 1421
  6231. 01:07:25,759 --> 01:07:26,748
  6232. OK.
  6233.  
  6234. 1422
  6235. 01:07:26,750 --> 01:07:27,901
  6236. You're firing me?
  6237.  
  6238. 1423
  6239. 01:07:27,903 --> 01:07:28,956
  6240. Go ahead.
  6241.  
  6242. 1424
  6243. 01:07:28,958 --> 01:07:32,573
  6244. But you'll see, the reindeer
  6245. will let you down again.
  6246.  
  6247. 1425
  6248. 01:07:32,575 --> 01:07:34,397
  6249. The sleighs are the only
  6250. way to protect Christmas.
  6251.  
  6252. 1426
  6253. 01:07:34,399 --> 01:07:37,212
  6254. They're the answer to
  6255. your problem, buddy.
  6256.  
  6257. 1427
  6258. 01:07:37,214 --> 01:07:39,261
  6259. When did bringing joy to
  6260. the children of the world
  6261.  
  6262. 1428
  6263. 01:07:39,263 --> 01:07:40,285
  6264. become a problem?
  6265.  
  6266. 1429
  6267. 01:07:40,287 --> 01:07:42,876
  6268. When their population
  6269. reached almost a billion.
  6270.  
  6271. 1430
  6272. 01:07:42,878 --> 01:07:45,949
  6273. How can one man and
  6274. eight dim-witted reindeer
  6275.  
  6276. 1431
  6277. 01:07:45,951 --> 01:07:47,741
  6278. possibly be expected to keep up?
  6279.  
  6280. 1432
  6281. 01:07:47,743 --> 01:07:49,404
  6282. Well, we've managed so far.
  6283.  
  6284. 1433
  6285. 01:07:49,406 --> 01:07:52,700
  6286. Only because of me, me.
  6287.  
  6288. 1434
  6289. 01:07:52,702 --> 01:07:54,781
  6290. I'm the one who
  6291. manages logistics.
  6292.  
  6293. 1435
  6294. 01:07:54,783 --> 01:07:56,028
  6295. I'm the one who
  6296. oversees production.
  6297.  
  6298. 1436
  6299. 01:07:56,030 --> 01:07:58,332
  6300. I'm the one who
  6301. updates technology.
  6302.  
  6303. 1437
  6304. 01:07:58,334 --> 01:08:00,060
  6305. Me.
  6306.  
  6307. 1438
  6308. 01:08:00,062 --> 01:08:05,340
  6309. The only reason you can pull off
  6310. any of this is because of me.
  6311.  
  6312. 1439
  6313. 01:08:05,342 --> 01:08:08,124
  6314. Lemon Drop, what
  6315. are you doing?
  6316.  
  6317. 1440
  6318. 01:08:16,639 --> 01:08:20,413
  6319. Let's see how your precious
  6320. reindeer hold up to this.
  6321.  
  6322. 1441
  6323. 01:08:20,415 --> 01:08:21,344
  6324. No.
  6325.  
  6326. 1442
  6327. 01:08:32,639 --> 01:08:36,444
  6328. Everybody take cover.
  6329.  
  6330. 1443
  6331. 01:08:45,055 --> 01:08:47,357
  6332. Nicholas, where are you going?
  6333.  
  6334. 1444
  6335. 01:08:47,359 --> 01:08:50,781
  6336. Have to turn off machine.
  6337.  
  6338. 1445
  6339. 01:08:50,783 --> 01:08:51,741
  6340. [INAUDIBLE]
  6341.  
  6342. 1446
  6343. 01:08:51,743 --> 01:08:57,469
  6344. [INAUDIBLE]
  6345.  
  6346. 1447
  6347. 01:08:57,471 --> 01:09:00,543
  6348. We have to get out of here.
  6349.  
  6350. 1448
  6351. 01:09:05,791 --> 01:09:06,271
  6352. Hazel.
  6353.  
  6354. 1449
  6355. 01:09:22,783 --> 01:09:23,741
  6356. Let go.
  6357.  
  6358. 1450
  6359. 01:09:23,743 --> 01:09:24,896
  6360. You're the boss.
  6361.  
  6362. 1451
  6363. 01:09:28,511 --> 01:09:31,101
  6364. What have you done?
  6365.  
  6366. 1452
  6367. 01:09:31,103 --> 01:09:34,524
  6368. Something I should have
  6369. done a long time ago.
  6370.  
  6371. 1453
  6372. 01:09:34,526 --> 01:09:38,752
  6373. No.
  6374.  
  6375. 1454
  6376. 01:09:43,518 --> 01:09:46,846
  6377. Hazel.
  6378.  
  6379. 1455
  6380. 01:09:50,493 --> 01:09:51,451
  6381. Don't worry, Glitzen.
  6382.  
  6383. 1456
  6384. 01:09:51,453 --> 01:09:52,700
  6385. We've got this.
  6386.  
  6387. 1457
  6388. 01:09:52,702 --> 01:09:54,588
  6389. Sit down, mini man.
  6390.  
  6391. 1458
  6392. 01:09:54,590 --> 01:09:55,936
  6393. Somebody help me.
  6394.  
  6395. 1459
  6396. 01:10:01,950 --> 01:10:05,756
  6397. No, no, no.
  6398.  
  6399. 1460
  6400. 01:10:10,079 --> 01:10:12,640
  6401. Oh, this is very frightening.
  6402.  
  6403. 1461
  6404. 01:10:17,726 --> 01:10:20,288
  6405. Have to save at least one.
  6406.  
  6407. 1462
  6408. 01:10:23,455 --> 01:10:26,909
  6409. Oh, sugar cookie.
  6410.  
  6411. 1463
  6412. 01:10:26,911 --> 01:10:28,348
  6413. No.
  6414.  
  6415. 1464
  6416. 01:10:31,839 --> 01:10:32,960
  6417. Come on, Sasha.
  6418.  
  6419. 1465
  6420. 01:10:38,462 --> 01:10:40,348
  6421. Help me.
  6422.  
  6423. 1466
  6424. 01:10:40,350 --> 01:10:43,195
  6425. Do I look like I can
  6426. be of assistance to you
  6427.  
  6428. 1467
  6429. 01:10:43,197 --> 01:10:46,207
  6430. at this moment?
  6431.  
  6432. 1468
  6433. 01:10:47,326 --> 01:10:48,768
  6434. Hazel.
  6435.  
  6436. 1469
  6437. 01:10:54,334 --> 01:10:56,925
  6438. We got to go.
  6439.  
  6440. 1470
  6441. 01:10:56,927 --> 01:10:57,595
  6442. What are you doing?
  6443.  
  6444. 1471
  6445. 01:10:57,597 --> 01:10:59,003
  6446. Let me go.
  6447.  
  6448. 1472
  6449. 01:10:59,005 --> 01:11:00,989
  6450. I have to save her.
  6451.  
  6452. 1473
  6453. 01:11:00,991 --> 01:11:02,620
  6454. It's too late.
  6455.  
  6456. 1474
  6457. 01:11:07,102 --> 01:11:12,443
  6458. We have to get everyone
  6459. out of there, now.
  6460.  
  6461. 1475
  6462. 01:11:25,982 --> 01:11:30,749
  6463. It's got an emergency
  6464. shutdown, just like home.
  6465.  
  6466. 1476
  6467. 01:11:30,751 --> 01:11:35,035
  6468. Mini man, are you crazy?
  6469.  
  6470. 1477
  6471. 01:11:51,902 --> 01:11:52,383
  6472. Glitzen?
  6473.  
  6474. 1478
  6475. 01:11:58,879 --> 01:11:59,932
  6476. Elliot.
  6477.  
  6478. 1479
  6479. 01:11:59,934 --> 01:12:02,268
  6480. You saved us.
  6481.  
  6482. 1480
  6483. 01:12:02,270 --> 01:12:04,157
  6484. Not all of us.
  6485.  
  6486. 1481
  6487. 01:12:04,159 --> 01:12:06,204
  6488. Oh, mini man.
  6489.  
  6490. 1482
  6491. 01:12:08,894 --> 01:12:09,472
  6492. What is that?
  6493.  
  6494. 1483
  6495. 01:12:12,863 --> 01:12:13,727
  6496. Is that?
  6497.  
  6498. 1484
  6499. 01:12:16,639 --> 01:12:18,235
  6500. Hazel?
  6501.  
  6502. 1485
  6503. 01:12:19,071 --> 01:12:22,301
  6504. She's heading straight
  6505. for the fissure.
  6506.  
  6507. 1486
  6508. 01:12:22,303 --> 01:12:24,859
  6509. Hold on, Hazel.
  6510.  
  6511. 1487
  6512. 01:12:36,638 --> 01:12:39,484
  6513. Elliot, that was amazing.
  6514.  
  6515. 1488
  6516. 01:12:39,486 --> 01:12:41,628
  6517. I had no idea you could do that.
  6518.  
  6519. 1489
  6520. 01:12:41,630 --> 01:12:43,485
  6521. Seriously, that
  6522. was incredible.
  6523.  
  6524. 1490
  6525. 01:12:43,487 --> 01:12:47,484
  6526. You ate that snowbank
  6527. like it was breakfast.
  6528.  
  6529. 1491
  6530. 01:12:47,486 --> 01:12:49,853
  6531. Just a little trick I
  6532. learned from my best friend.
  6533.  
  6534. 1492
  6535. 01:12:49,855 --> 01:12:52,221
  6536. What's on the menu
  6537. tonight, Mount Kilimanjaro?
  6538.  
  6539. 1493
  6540. 01:12:52,223 --> 01:12:54,716
  6541. Wait a second, tonight?
  6542.  
  6543. 1494
  6544. 01:12:54,718 --> 01:12:56,027
  6545. Oh man, tonight.
  6546.  
  6547. 1495
  6548. 01:12:56,029 --> 01:12:56,987
  6549. We have to go.
  6550.  
  6551. 1496
  6552. 01:12:56,989 --> 01:12:58,844
  6553. The meat lady comes tonight.
  6554.  
  6555. 1497
  6556. 01:12:58,846 --> 01:12:59,677
  6557. Meat lady?
  6558.  
  6559. 1498
  6560. 01:12:59,679 --> 01:13:02,655
  6561. Wait, what's this
  6562. about a meat lady?
  6563.  
  6564. 1499
  6565. 01:13:13,343 --> 01:13:15,357
  6566. Next place better have Wi-Fi.
  6567.  
  6568. 1500
  6569. 01:13:15,359 --> 01:13:19,133
  6570. That's right,
  6571. goats, nice and easy.
  6572.  
  6573. 1501
  6574. 01:13:21,854 --> 01:13:22,336
  6575. Hm.
  6576.  
  6577. 1502
  6578. 01:13:26,623 --> 01:13:28,127
  6579. Put that down.
  6580.  
  6581. 1503
  6582. 01:13:35,263 --> 01:13:38,237
  6583. I'm scared, Peanutbutter.
  6584.  
  6585. 1504
  6586. 01:13:38,239 --> 01:13:41,915
  6587. Now, now, child.
  6588.  
  6589. 1505
  6590. 01:13:43,711 --> 01:13:45,499
  6591. Oh.
  6592.  
  6593. 1506
  6594. 01:13:45,501 --> 01:13:48,892
  6595. I like you, little horse.
  6596.  
  6597. 1507
  6598. 01:13:48,894 --> 01:13:51,420
  6599. I like you very much.
  6600.  
  6601. 1508
  6602. 01:13:57,246 --> 01:13:59,387
  6603. She's ignoring my calls.
  6604.  
  6605. 1509
  6606. 01:13:59,389 --> 01:14:00,831
  6607. I was an idiot to
  6608. ever trust that woman.
  6609.  
  6610. 1510
  6611. 01:14:04,639 --> 01:14:05,888
  6612. You can't give up
  6613. on us now, Coach.
  6614.  
  6615. 1511
  6616. 01:14:19,358 --> 01:14:21,693
  6617. If it's important,
  6618. you'll find a way.
  6619.  
  6620. 1512
  6621. 01:14:21,695 --> 01:14:23,261
  6622. What did you just say, Walter?
  6623.  
  6624. 1513
  6625. 01:14:23,263 --> 01:14:25,532
  6626. If it's important,
  6627. you'll find a way.
  6628.  
  6629. 1514
  6630. 01:14:25,534 --> 01:14:28,091
  6631. If not, you'll find an excuse.
  6632.  
  6633. 1515
  6634. 01:14:28,093 --> 01:14:29,597
  6635. Well, I don't know
  6636. about you guys,
  6637.  
  6638. 1516
  6639. 01:14:29,599 --> 01:14:31,579
  6640. but I'm done with excuses.
  6641.  
  6642. 1517
  6643. 01:14:31,581 --> 01:14:33,468
  6644. If that meat lady thinks
  6645. she can hurt my animals,
  6646.  
  6647. 1518
  6648. 01:14:33,470 --> 01:14:35,004
  6649. she's got another thing coming.
  6650.  
  6651. 1519
  6652. 01:14:35,006 --> 01:14:36,093
  6653. Come on, guys.
  6654.  
  6655. 1520
  6656. 01:14:36,095 --> 01:14:38,012
  6657. Let's go save our petting zoo.
  6658.  
  6659. 1521
  6660. 01:14:38,014 --> 01:14:39,868
  6661. Yeah, Coach, yeah.
  6662.  
  6663. 1522
  6664. 01:14:39,870 --> 01:14:42,716
  6665. Let's kick some
  6666. meat lady butt.
  6667.  
  6668. 1523
  6669. 01:14:42,718 --> 01:14:46,269
  6670. Hey, um, would you
  6671. mind if I tagged along?
  6672.  
  6673. 1524
  6674. 01:14:46,271 --> 01:14:49,019
  6675. Sounds like there might be
  6676. one heck of a story here.
  6677.  
  6678. 1525
  6679. 01:14:49,021 --> 01:14:49,855
  6680. Hop on in.
  6681.  
  6682. 1526
  6683. 01:14:56,766 --> 01:14:59,037
  6684. Dang it, not now.
  6685.  
  6686. 1527
  6687. 01:14:59,039 --> 01:15:00,511
  6688. Wait, I know what to do.
  6689.  
  6690. 1528
  6691. 01:15:03,453 --> 01:15:04,893
  6692. You wouldn't mind giving
  6693. DJ and me some cookies,
  6694.  
  6695. 1529
  6696. 01:15:04,895 --> 01:15:06,525
  6697. would you, Santa?
  6698.  
  6699. 1530
  6700. 01:15:06,527 --> 01:15:08,571
  6701. The two of us are a lot more
  6702. reliable than any sleigh.
  6703.  
  6704. 1531
  6705. 01:15:08,573 --> 01:15:12,155
  6706. Well, of course, Elliot, but
  6707. I'd rather hoped you'd stay.
  6708.  
  6709. 1532
  6710. 01:15:12,157 --> 01:15:12,925
  6711. Huh?
  6712.  
  6713. 1533
  6714. 01:15:12,927 --> 01:15:15,228
  6715. We have a
  6716. competition to finish.
  6717.  
  6718. 1534
  6719. 01:15:15,230 --> 01:15:17,660
  6720. You still want me to compete?
  6721.  
  6722. 1535
  6723. 01:15:17,662 --> 01:15:21,532
  6724. I may have been a little hasty
  6725. in my decision before that...
  6726.  
  6727. 1536
  6728. 01:15:21,534 --> 01:15:24,349
  6729. all right, I was
  6730. definitely hasty.
  6731.  
  6732. 1537
  6733. 01:15:24,351 --> 01:15:26,268
  6734. I understand why you
  6735. did what you did.
  6736.  
  6737. 1538
  6738. 01:15:26,270 --> 01:15:27,581
  6739. Me too, Santa?
  6740.  
  6741. 1539
  6742. 01:15:27,583 --> 01:15:29,820
  6743. No, DJ, not you.
  6744.  
  6745. 1540
  6746. 01:15:29,822 --> 01:15:32,093
  6747. But you're welcome
  6748. to try out next time.
  6749.  
  6750. 1541
  6751. 01:15:32,095 --> 01:15:35,005
  6752. Everybody deserves
  6753. a second chance.
  6754.  
  6755. 1542
  6756. 01:15:35,007 --> 01:15:36,927
  6757. So Elliot, what do you say?
  6758.  
  6759. 1543
  6760. 01:15:39,966 --> 01:15:40,861
  6761. Don't worry, mini man.
  6762.  
  6763. 1544
  6764. 01:15:40,863 --> 01:15:42,684
  6765. I'll take care of
  6766. everything back home.
  6767.  
  6768. 1545
  6769. 01:15:42,686 --> 01:15:43,772
  6770. You stay and compete.
  6771.  
  6772. 1546
  6773. 01:15:43,774 --> 01:15:45,212
  6774. You earned it.
  6775.  
  6776. 1547
  6777. 01:15:45,214 --> 01:15:46,844
  6778. This is your chance, Elliot.
  6779.  
  6780. 1548
  6781. 01:15:46,846 --> 01:15:48,318
  6782. This is it.
  6783.  
  6784. 1549
  6785. 01:15:52,222 --> 01:15:56,636
  6786. Thanks, Santa, but my friends
  6787. are more important to me.
  6788.  
  6789. 1550
  6790. 01:15:56,638 --> 01:15:58,846
  6791. Besides, Sasha would
  6792. have beaten me, anyways.
  6793.  
  6794. 1551
  6795. 01:16:20,095 --> 01:16:21,055
  6796. No, no, no, no, no, no.
  6797.  
  6798. 1552
  6799. 01:16:32,575 --> 01:16:36,828
  6800. Turning my animals into lunch
  6801. meat wasn't part of the deal.
  6802.  
  6803. 1553
  6804. 01:16:36,830 --> 01:16:37,947
  6805. This is fraud.
  6806.  
  6807. 1554
  6808. 01:16:37,949 --> 01:16:39,516
  6809. I'm calling the sheriff.
  6810.  
  6811. 1555
  6812. 01:16:39,518 --> 01:16:41,118
  6813. I've got a contact at
  6814. the state troopers office.
  6815.  
  6816. 1556
  6817. 01:16:45,534 --> 01:16:48,859
  6818. I never should have left.
  6819.  
  6820. 1557
  6821. 01:16:48,861 --> 01:16:50,782
  6822. I should have stayed
  6823. to help my friends.
  6824.  
  6825. 1558
  6826. 01:16:54,046 --> 01:16:55,771
  6827. What was that?
  6828.  
  6829. 1559
  6830. 01:16:56,957 --> 01:16:57,791
  6831. Blueberry.
  6832.  
  6833. 1560
  6834. 01:17:04,542 --> 01:17:06,396
  6835. Make it stop.
  6836.  
  6837. 1561
  6838. 01:17:06,398 --> 01:17:09,916
  6839. Creepy goat eyes
  6840. drill hole in my soul.
  6841.  
  6842. 1562
  6843. 01:17:09,918 --> 01:17:12,091
  6844. Make it stop.
  6845.  
  6846. 1563
  6847. 01:17:12,093 --> 01:17:13,532
  6848. What is even happening?
  6849.  
  6850. 1564
  6851. 01:17:13,534 --> 01:17:15,228
  6852. They've gone full goat.
  6853.  
  6854. 1565
  6855. 01:17:17,791 --> 01:17:21,500
  6856. No one can withstand
  6857. the full goat.
  6858.  
  6859. 1566
  6860. 01:17:21,502 --> 01:17:22,044
  6861. Wait.
  6862.  
  6863. 1567
  6864. 01:17:22,046 --> 01:17:22,619
  6865. Where's...
  6866.  
  6867. 1568
  6868. 01:17:22,621 --> 01:17:23,709
  6869. Laddy.
  6870.  
  6871. 1569
  6872. 01:17:23,711 --> 01:17:26,715
  6873. Peanutbutter?
  6874.  
  6875. 1570
  6876. 01:17:26,717 --> 01:17:28,253
  6877. What are you doing here, boy?
  6878.  
  6879. 1571
  6880. 01:17:28,255 --> 01:17:31,164
  6881. I thought for sure you'd be
  6882. working for Santa by now.
  6883.  
  6884. 1572
  6885. 01:17:31,166 --> 01:17:32,603
  6886. And I thought you'd
  6887. be a horse burger.
  6888.  
  6889. 1573
  6890. 01:17:32,605 --> 01:17:34,332
  6891. Hold your tongue.
  6892.  
  6893. 1574
  6894. 01:17:34,334 --> 01:17:37,211
  6895. A miniature horse
  6896. is nobody's burger.
  6897.  
  6898. 1575
  6899. 01:17:37,213 --> 01:17:38,780
  6900. But I'm glad you're black.
  6901.  
  6902. 1576
  6903. 01:17:38,782 --> 01:17:40,317
  6904. The place hasn't been
  6905. the same without you
  6906.  
  6907. 1577
  6908. 01:17:40,319 --> 01:17:41,212
  6909. and your cloven-hoof ninny.
  6910.  
  6911. 1578
  6912. 01:17:41,214 --> 01:17:43,131
  6913. Ew.
  6914.  
  6915. 1579
  6916. 01:17:43,133 --> 01:17:47,644
  6917. Tell me all about your
  6918. North Pole adventure.
  6919.  
  6920. 1580
  6921. 01:17:47,646 --> 01:17:49,565
  6922. No more of the goat.
  6923.  
  6924. 1581
  6925. 01:17:49,567 --> 01:17:52,860
  6926. I go anywhere you like,
  6927. just no more goat.
  6928.  
  6929. 1582
  6930. 01:17:52,862 --> 01:17:55,196
  6931. Can you believe she's
  6932. wanted in three states?
  6933.  
  6934. 1583
  6935. 01:17:55,198 --> 01:17:57,405
  6936. Who knows how many
  6937. animals you saved tonight.
  6938.  
  6939. 1584
  6940. 01:17:57,407 --> 01:17:59,003
  6941. Ho, ho, ho.
  6942.  
  6943. 1585
  6944. 01:18:06,303 --> 01:18:07,996
  6945. You did it, Sasha.
  6946.  
  6947. 1586
  6948. 01:18:07,998 --> 01:18:10,459
  6949. You won.
  6950.  
  6951. 1587
  6952. 01:18:10,461 --> 01:18:12,988
  6953. We didn't expect to
  6954. see you tonight, Santa.
  6955.  
  6956. 1588
  6957. 01:18:12,990 --> 01:18:17,661
  6958. Yes, well it seems we still
  6959. have an opening on the team.
  6960.  
  6961. 1589
  6962. 01:18:17,663 --> 01:18:18,271
  6963. I don't get what you mean.
  6964.  
  6965. 1590
  6966. 01:18:21,182 --> 01:18:24,189
  6967. Dad, what's going on?
  6968.  
  6969. 1591
  6970. 01:18:24,191 --> 01:18:27,068
  6971. It appears you weren't the
  6972. only one Lemon Drop had been
  6973.  
  6974. 1592
  6975. 01:18:27,070 --> 01:18:30,107
  6976. supplying extra cookies to, DJ.
  6977.  
  6978. 1593
  6979. 01:18:30,109 --> 01:18:31,643
  6980. What?
  6981.  
  6982. 1594
  6983. 01:18:31,645 --> 01:18:36,572
  6984. The thing is, Junior,
  6985. a fear of flying actually
  6986.  
  6987. 1595
  6988. 01:18:36,574 --> 01:18:38,011
  6989. runs in the family.
  6990.  
  6991. 1596
  6992. 01:18:38,013 --> 01:18:42,107
  6993. Donner admitted
  6994. everything after you left.
  6995.  
  6996. 1597
  6997. 01:18:42,109 --> 01:18:44,316
  6998. I'm sorry, son,
  6999. for everything.
  7000.  
  7001. 1598
  7002. 01:18:44,318 --> 01:18:46,335
  7003. I hope you can forgive me.
  7004.  
  7005. 1599
  7006. 01:18:53,053 --> 01:18:55,036
  7007. You want to
  7008. check out my stall?
  7009.  
  7010. 1600
  7011. 01:18:55,038 --> 01:18:56,991
  7012. It's got a pretty good view.
  7013.  
  7014. 1601
  7015. 01:19:01,598 --> 01:19:03,741
  7016. So Elliot...
  7017.  
  7018. 1602
  7019. 01:19:03,743 --> 01:19:05,500
  7020. Oh, laddie, this is it.
  7021.  
  7022. 1603
  7023. 01:19:05,502 --> 01:19:08,060
  7024. Oh my gosh, it's
  7025. really happening.
  7026.  
  7027. 1604
  7028. 01:19:08,062 --> 01:19:09,501
  7029. Oh, I'm getting all teary-eyed.
  7030.  
  7031. 1605
  7032. 01:19:09,503 --> 01:19:10,587
  7033. Zip it, both of you.
  7034.  
  7035. 1606
  7036. 01:19:10,589 --> 01:19:12,155
  7037. You're ruining his big moment.
  7038.  
  7039. 1607
  7040. 01:19:12,157 --> 01:19:14,972
  7041. Ssh, guys.
  7042.  
  7043. 1608
  7044. 01:19:14,974 --> 01:19:17,244
  7045. You were saying, Santa?
  7046.  
  7047. 1609
  7048. 01:19:17,246 --> 01:19:19,163
  7049. My team and I were
  7050. hoping you were still
  7051.  
  7052. 1610
  7053. 01:19:19,165 --> 01:19:20,764
  7054. interested in the position.
  7055.  
  7056. 1611
  7057. 01:19:20,766 --> 01:19:22,140
  7058. Really?
  7059.  
  7060. 1612
  7061. 01:19:22,142 --> 01:19:23,805
  7062. Really.
  7063.  
  7064. 1613
  7065. 01:19:23,807 --> 01:19:28,253
  7066. I don't know, I've got a
  7067. lot of responsibilities here.
  7068.  
  7069. 1614
  7070. 01:19:28,255 --> 01:19:29,691
  7071. These goats won't
  7072. hurt themselves.
  7073.  
  7074. 1615
  7075. 01:19:29,693 --> 01:19:32,158
  7076. Laddie, are you having a go?
  7077.  
  7078. 1616
  7079. 01:19:42,717 --> 01:19:43,774
  7080. Merry Christmas to all.
  7081.  
  7082. 1617
  7083. 01:19:48,733 --> 01:19:51,548
  7084. And to all a good night.
  7085.  
  7086. 1618
  7087. 01:19:51,550 --> 01:19:52,764
  7088. Bye, Elliot.
  7089.  
  7090. 1619
  7091. 01:19:52,766 --> 01:19:54,652
  7092. Have a great flight.
  7093.  
  7094. 1620
  7095. 01:19:54,654 --> 01:19:57,468
  7096. Good bye, laddie.
  7097.  
  7098. 1621
  7099. 01:19:57,470 --> 01:19:59,547
  7100. Now that's a story.
  7101.  
  7102. 1622
  7103. 01:19:59,549 --> 01:20:02,748
  7104. Everybody loves an
  7105. underdog, or horse, I guess,
  7106.  
  7107. 1623
  7108. 01:20:02,750 --> 01:20:03,133
  7109. in this case.
  7110.  
  7111. 1624
  7112. 01:20:03,135 --> 01:20:04,380
  7113. I mean it.
  7114.  
  7115. 1625
  7116. 01:20:04,382 --> 01:20:06,683
  7117. People are going to
  7118. really respond to this.
  7119.  
  7120. 1626
  7121. 01:20:06,685 --> 01:20:08,924
  7122. You might want to think
  7123. about sprucing this place up.
  7124.  
  7125. 1627
  7126. 01:20:08,926 --> 01:20:09,949
  7127. Oh yeah?
  7128.  
  7129. 1628
  7130. 01:20:09,951 --> 01:20:12,444
  7131. I have a feeling that
  7132. after this story gets out,
  7133.  
  7134. 1629
  7135. 01:20:12,446 --> 01:20:17,788
  7136. your Witty Bitty is going
  7137. to get pretty popular.
  7138.  
  7139. 1630
  7140. 01:20:22,001 --> 01:20:27,001
  7141. Subtitles by explosiveskull
  7142.  
  7143. 1631
  7144. 01:20:56,029 --> 01:20:58,622
  7145. First
  7146. you learn to crawl.
  7147.  
  7148. 1632
  7149. 01:21:02,686 --> 01:21:10,172
  7150. Who do I turn to if
  7151. I just hit the wall?
  7152.  
  7153. 1633
  7154. 01:21:10,174 --> 01:21:16,732
  7155. Walking through fire over
  7156. a wire, mired in doubt.
  7157.  
  7158. 1634
  7159. 01:21:16,734 --> 01:21:19,196
  7160. Feels like I'm
  7161. running in quicksand,
  7162.  
  7163. 1635
  7164. 01:21:19,198 --> 01:21:22,011
  7165. sinking in the crowd.
  7166.  
  7167. 1636
  7168. 01:21:22,013 --> 01:21:25,820
  7169. I'm light on my feet.
  7170.  
  7171. 1637
  7172. 01:21:25,822 --> 01:21:30,268
  7173. Always stand at the moment.
  7174.  
  7175. 1638
  7176. 01:21:30,270 --> 01:21:35,580
  7177. [INAUDIBLE] see something
  7178. deep inside this moment.
  7179.  
  7180. 1639
  7181. 01:21:35,582 --> 01:21:39,068
  7182. Life's at full speed.
  7183.  
  7184. 1640
  7185. 01:21:39,070 --> 01:21:43,067
  7186. It can put me through to pieces.
  7187.  
  7188. 1641
  7189. 01:21:43,069 --> 01:21:49,695
  7190. Small as I seem, because I'm
  7191. off, yeah I'm off to the races.
  7192.  
  7193. 1642
  7194. 01:21:56,670 --> 01:22:03,035
  7195. Some say it's always
  7196. darkest before the dawn.
  7197.  
  7198. 1643
  7199. 01:22:03,037 --> 01:22:10,459
  7200. The shadows will show you
  7201. where the light comes from.
  7202.  
  7203. 1644
  7204. 01:22:10,461 --> 01:22:13,724
  7205. The rise and the falls,
  7206. disguises and all,
  7207.  
  7208. 1645
  7209. 01:22:13,726 --> 01:22:17,308
  7210. let them fall to the ground.
  7211.  
  7212. 1646
  7213. 01:22:17,310 --> 01:22:20,284
  7214. Coursing through veins,
  7215. breaking shackles and chains.
  7216.  
  7217. 1647
  7218. 01:22:20,286 --> 01:22:23,836
  7219. Take the reigns and run.
  7220.  
  7221. 1648
  7222. 01:22:23,838 --> 01:22:28,124
  7223. I'm light on my feet.
  7224.  
  7225. 1649
  7226. 01:22:28,126 --> 01:22:31,643
  7227. Always stand at the moment.
  7228.  
  7229. 1650
  7230. 01:22:31,645 --> 01:22:38,331
  7231. [INAUDIBLE] to see something
  7232. deep inside this moment.
  7233.  
  7234. 1651
  7235. 01:22:38,333 --> 01:22:44,988
  7236. Life's at full speed, can
  7237. put me through the pieces.
  7238.  
  7239. 1652
  7240. 01:22:44,990 --> 01:22:52,412
  7241. Small as I seem because I'm
  7242. off, yeah I'm off to the races.
  7243.  
  7244. 1653
  7245. 01:22:52,414 --> 01:22:59,580
  7246. Oh, yeah I'm off,
  7247. I'm off to the races.
  7248.  
  7249. 1654
  7250. 01:22:59,582 --> 01:23:05,788
  7251. Oh, yeah I'm off,
  7252. I'm off to the races.
  7253.  
  7254. 1655
  7255. 01:23:05,790 --> 01:23:12,411
  7256. I did all the right things and
  7257. followed each chartered course,
  7258.  
  7259. 1656
  7260. 01:23:12,413 --> 01:23:15,742
  7261. using the stars
  7262. to guide the way.
  7263.  
  7264. 1657
  7265. 01:23:19,006 --> 01:23:22,172
  7266. I've got to be faster,
  7267. stronger, better
  7268.  
  7269. 1658
  7270. 01:23:22,174 --> 01:23:25,915
  7271. for longer, bigger, and taller.
  7272.  
  7273. 1659
  7274. 01:23:25,917 --> 01:23:28,222
  7275. But you're only as
  7276. small as you feel.
  7277.  
  7278. 1660
  7279. 01:23:31,389 --> 01:23:35,419
  7280. Stay light on your feet.
  7281.  
  7282. 1661
  7283. 01:23:35,421 --> 01:23:38,875
  7284. Always stand at the moment.
  7285.  
  7286. 1662
  7287. 01:23:38,877 --> 01:23:45,019
  7288. [INAUDIBLE] Something
  7289. deep inside this moment.
  7290.  
  7291. 1663
  7292. 01:23:45,021 --> 01:23:48,924
  7293. Life's at full speed.
  7294.  
  7295. 1664
  7296. 01:23:48,926 --> 01:23:52,284
  7297. It can put me
  7298. through the pieces.
  7299.  
  7300. 1665
  7301. 01:23:52,286 --> 01:24:00,252
  7302. Small as I seem because I'm
  7303. off, yeah I'm off to the races.
  7304.  
  7305. 1666
  7306. 01:24:00,254 --> 01:24:01,307
  7307. Oh.
  7308.  
  7309. 1667
  7310. 01:24:01,309 --> 01:24:03,420
  7311. Yeah, I'm off.
  7312.  
  7313. 1668
  7314. 01:24:03,422 --> 01:24:06,780
  7315. I'm off to the races.
  7316.  
  7317. 1669
  7318. 01:24:06,782 --> 01:24:10,523
  7319. I've got a deep desire
  7320. like a burning fire.
  7321.  
  7322. 1670
  7323. 01:24:10,525 --> 01:24:13,692
  7324. Come on and take my hand.
  7325.  
  7326. 1671
  7327. 01:24:13,694 --> 01:24:15,803
  7328. We'll be kings and [INAUDIBLE].
  7329.  
  7330. 1672
  7331. 01:24:15,805 --> 01:24:18,299
  7332. We'll reach so much higher.
  7333.  
  7334. 1673
  7335. 01:24:18,301 --> 01:24:22,011
  7336. You and me, my friend.
  7337.  
  7338. 1674
  7339. 01:24:22,013 --> 01:24:23,547
  7340. So many things to see.
  7341.  
  7342. 1675
  7343. 01:24:23,549 --> 01:24:25,756
  7344. Hold tight and follow me.
  7345.  
  7346. 1676
  7347. 01:24:25,758 --> 01:24:26,910
  7348. I've done it all before.
  7349.  
  7350. 1677
  7351. 01:24:29,790 --> 01:24:31,515
  7352. Look up to [INAUDIBLE].
  7353.  
  7354. 1678
  7355. 01:24:31,517 --> 01:24:33,531
  7356. Tonight is [INAUDIBLE].
  7357.  
  7358. 1679
  7359. 01:24:33,533 --> 01:24:37,564
  7360. I'll show you so much more.
  7361.  
  7362. 1680
  7363. 01:24:37,566 --> 01:24:41,307
  7364. I've been around the
  7365. world, I've seen it all.
  7366.  
  7367. 1681
  7368. 01:24:41,309 --> 01:24:45,340
  7369. Come on and follow me.
  7370.  
  7371. 1682
  7372. 01:24:45,342 --> 01:24:49,083
  7373. I want to show you how
  7374. we can have it all.
  7375.  
  7376. 1683
  7377. 01:24:49,085 --> 01:24:50,239
  7378. Come on and follow me.
  7379.  
  7380. 1684
  7381. 01:25:46,909 --> 01:25:51,166
  7382. I want to show you how
  7383. we can have it all.
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