Owner Random Incident Generator

$name : Owner Random Incident Generator
$author : Lexicon
$description : Randomly generates an incident for an owner

$death
has passed away due to

$deathevent
a health complication
an accident
murder
suicide

$arest
was arrested today

$arestevent
for driving under the influence
for being drunk in public
for being found with drugs
for an altercation with a fan
for an altercation with a police officer

$arestsuspension
They will be unavailable for 1 week and
They will be unavailable for 2 weeks and
They will be unavailable for 3 weeks and
They will be unavailable for 4 weeks and

$arestresult
-5 to Promotion Popularity
-10 to Promotion Popularity
-15 to Promotion Popularity
-20 to Promotion Popularity

$sale
is selling their promotion

$saleevent
due to lack of interest
due to outside interests
due to personal reasons
due to health complications

$sexscandal
has been involved in a sex scandal.

$sexevent
-10 to Promotion Popularity
-20 to Promotion Popularity
-30 to Promotion Popularity

$answer
Owner [[death] [deathevent]. |[arest] [arestevent]. [arestsuspension] [arestresult]|[sale] [saleevent]|[sexscandal] [sexevent]]