8:56 PM - Doomish: fuck it
8:56 PM - Doomish: in this story misha is a russian spy
8:56 PM - Doomish: and shiina is actually her nickname instead of misha
8:56 PM - Doomish: because why the hell not
8:56 PM - ♥The Titillating Two-Face♥: nice.jpg
8:57 PM - Doomish: kenji figures it out and then she and misha have a massive arms race duel across the school and they tear the whole place up
8:57 PM - Doomish: also kenji's been genderswapped
8:57 PM - Doomish: because fuck it why not
8:57 PM - Doomish: i'm running off the fuckin' rails on this one
8:57 PM - ♥The Titillating Two-Face♥: kenji should call her mike for the duration of the fight
8:57 PM - Doomish: misha talks in makarov's voice
8:57 PM - Doomish: and so does girl!kenji
8:57 PM - ♥The Titillating Two-Face♥: because he actually knows russian
8:58 PM - ♥The Titillating Two-Face♥: as part of his own espionage training that hasn't been put to use because nobody sees a use for it because they're all naive
8:58 PM - Doomish: and all kinds of ks characters join in the fight against misha and her sudden army of faceless russian mooks
8:59 PM - Doomish: and eventually it turns into a fuckin' all out war across yamaku's grounds in a fuckin' blizzard because WHY THE FUCK NOT
8:59 PM - ♥The Titillating Two-Face♥: I know what it needs
8:59 PM - Doomish: misha escapes on a helicopter but is grabbed by kenji at the last minute, and he hops up there with her and they have a fight on the god damn chopper
8:59 PM - ♥The Titillating Two-Face♥: Boba Fett
8:59 PM - ♥The Titillating Two-Face♥: it needs more Boba Fett
9:01 PM - Doomish: SUDDENLY BOBA FETT flies down out of the fucking sky and he's been hired to take girl!kenji out because she's been a thorn in misha's side for far too long but then Kenji demonstrates his knowledge of star wars canon and then boba fett is dramatically killed off
9:02 PM - Doomish: kenji and misha resume their fight and then kenji knocks misha round enough to tear off her face and then holy shit she's a fuckin' robot
9:02 PM - Doomish: she takes down the chopper and flies away on her rocket boots and i don't even know where the fuck i'm going with this anymore
9:02 PM - Tank: Jesus Christ
9:03 PM - Tank: Red Son is amazing
9:03 PM - ♥The Titillating Two-Face♥: maybe you would if you didn't kill off Boba Fett so quicky
9:03 PM - Doomish: anyway it ends with misha making a noble sacrifice for mother russia and taking the secret plans for whatever the fuck to the grave with her and then hisao shows up at yamaku for his first day and everything is totally alright again
9:03 PM - Doomish: the end who even fucking knows
9:03 PM - Doomish: print this shit